Ring Of The Hyperboreans

https://centerforinquiry.org/speakers/fitzgerald_david/

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*Author’s note – To better explain this post title choice of wording it should be known that today’s word “god” is actually from an etymology that is Gothic and Proto-Germanic from ǥuđán, originally a pagan religion word meaning “pouring forth” as in libation, pouring forth a liquid as an offering to an idol or spirit or an invocation at a burial mound, first introduced into Wulfla’s 4th century Gothic Bible. Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary says that the origin of the word ‘God’ comes from a Germanic word ‘Gad,’ pronounced as “Gohdt” and coming from a word simply meaning the “invoked one” and even “Lord Moon”, as in conjuring forth and summoning up spirits and power, therefore it’s not a name. And the included “-Jehovah” name is just an often used wrongly pronounced and spelled version of Yahweh, and if anything should be properly pronounced as “Yehovah”, the same actually goes for Jesus and Joshua and Judah and many others (Yeshua, Yehoshua and Yahuda etc), “Jehovah” is a Latinization version from the reformation in the 16th century and so is incorrectly pronounced today because there is no “J” sound in Hebrew. Jehovah’s Witnesses are especially constantly wrong and shooting themselves in the foot regarding even just this topic, knowingly pronouncing their god’s name could very well be blasphemous or at the very least heretical. (More information and examples of very evident and easy to see numerous contradictions, errors, failed predictions, invented mythologies/fables, (largely anonymously written at that actually and proven spurious forged writings along with interpolated mutating absurd ideas), ignorance of the actual real natural world processes, primitive Bronze-Iron Age worldviews, cosmological and deserts blood magic beliefs and basically just plain made-up rubbish in the bible and Abrahamic religions in general, as well as among many of their propagandists even today of course, at National Security Alert: Foreign Televangelists, Cults, Sects).

This is some bonus article material I came across after finishing this post, and information which falls in line with a number of the points I mentioned so I’m including it here. Coincidentally the scholarly input and article is even from a respected Israeli newspaper as well as being the longest running newspaper in the country, so it’s not some floating multi-headed creatures and beasts jimble jamble ramblings on a fringe hocus pocus blood magic tin foil hat website. As a result without a doubt this information will then anger many hocus pocus charlatans, fabulist gurus and of course all the telescamvangelists I mentioned here (who will probably pronounce the newspaper and the findings of the scholars and archaeologists as blasphemous and heretical and being under the power of the great dragon and his fiery locusts and demon goats etc), the article information will also cause much lamenting and weeping among their various temples coffers guardian angels undoubtedly, which is the unpardonable transgression of course.

Article from haaretz.com.

Jewish God Yahweh Originated in Canaanite Vulcan, Says New Theory

The cult of YHWH as god of metallurgy originated among semi-nomadic copper smelters between the Bronze and Iron Age, suggests biblical scholar: And he was not worshipped only by Jews

TIMNA – Around 3,200 years ago, the great empires around the Mediterranean and the Middle East suddenly imploded. The Egyptians retreated from Canaan and the copper mines of Timna in the Negev, skulking back to the banks of the Nile. And in the arid wastes of southern Canaan, a new power arose.

The Timna mines were taken over by semi-nomadic tribes, which set up a mining operation that dwarfed the previous Egyptian industry.

This new desert kingdom would leave its mark on the main building at Timna: the Egyptian temple of Hathor, protector of miners. The new masters smashed the effigy of the Egyptian deity – leaving the fragments to be found by archaeologists more than 3,000 years later – and set up over the ruins of the temple a tent sanctuary, judging by the remains of heavy red and yellow fabric found in the 1970s.

There they worshipped a new god, one that had no apparent name or face.

That miners’ god was none other than the deity known by the four Hebrew letters YHWH, who would become the God of the Jews and, by extension, of Christians and Muslims, claims Nissim Amzallag, a biblical studies researcher at Ben-Gurion University.

According to Amzallag, long before becoming the deity of the Israelites, Yahweh was a god of metallurgy in the ancient Canaanite pantheon, worshipped by smelters and metalworkers throughout the Levant, not just by the Hebrews. His theory is not exactly widely accepted, but has recently been gaining traction.

Roughly from the 19th century, biblical scholars began looking at scripture less as records of divine revelations and more as historical and literary documents. This has led, for example, to the so-called “Documentary Hypothesis,” which considers the Torah, the first five books of the Bible, to be a compilation from multiple sources, each produced by different authors with their own beliefs and agendas.

But mysteries remain: where did the YHWH cult originate? Who were the first people to worship him? And how did he end up being the sole deity of a group called Israel, who, as their very name says (in Hebrew), didn’t even start out as a Yahwistic people, but as followers of El, the main god of the Canaanite pantheon?

Fire and brimstone

Most scholars already believe that the cult of Yahweh first emerged somewhere in the southern Levant, partly based on Egyptian texts from the late second millennium B.C.E. These documents describe groups of Canaanite nomads collectively known as Shasu, including one tribe named Shasu Yhw(h) – perhaps the first recorded Yahweh worshippers in history.

The Bible itself may contain a memory of this southern origin of Yahweh, as it tells us explicitly that God “came from Teman” (Habbakuk 3:3) or that he “went out of Seir” and “marched out of Edom” (Judges 5:4-5) – all toponyms associated with the area ranging from Sinai to the Negev and northern Arabia.

“Everybody recognizes these southern origins of Yahweh, but most scholars stop there,” Amzallag says. “This forms the basis of my theory as well, but I take it a step forward.”

Reading between the lines, the Bible contains clues pointing to an original identity for Yahweh as a metallurgical deity, he says.

In the Bible, Yahweh’s appearance is usually accompanied by volcanic-like phenomena. When he descends upon Mt. Sinai to reveal the Torah to the Jews, the mountain erupts in fire, spewing lava and billowing clouds accompanied by earthquakes and thunderstorms (Exodus 19:16-19).

In antiquity, metallurgical deities like the Greek Hephaestus or his eponymous Roman equivalent, Vulcan, were associated with volcanic descriptions – which closely mirror the smoke, fire, black slag and molten red metal produced in the smelting process, Amzallag says.

Poetic metaphors throughout the Bible describe Yahweh as a fiery deity who makes the mountains smoke (Psalms 144:5) and melts them down (Isaiah 63:19b), just like smelters melt down ore to obtain copper and other metals, the researcher notes. In fact, in Psalm 18:18 Yahweh is depicted as an anthropomorphized furnace: “smoke rose from his nostrils; consuming fire came from his mouth, burning coals blazed out of it.”

To ancient people, the process of melting down rocks to extract metal would have “appeared completely preternatural and required a divine explanation,” Amzallag told Haaretz.

Yahweh’s metallurgical attributes were also on display in the pillar of fire and smoke by which he guides the Hebrews in the desert (Exodus 13:21) and the cloud that accompanies his visits to the Tent of Meeting (Exodus 33:9-10), a simpler version of the Tabernacle in which Moses speaks face to face with God.

The description of this tent bears remarkable similarities to the sanctuary in Timna, further suggesting that 3,000 years ago, this place may have been dedicated to the worship of Yahweh, Amzallag maintains.

Yahweh, god of the Edomites?

But wait a minute – the Bible and most archaeologists agree that after the collapse of the Egyptian empire in the 12th century B.C.E., Timna was taken over by the Edomites, not the Israelites.

While the Bible goes to great lengths to describe Israel’s neighbors – such as the Edomites, the Midianites and the Moabites – as dastardly pagans, the text also betrays that Yahweh was worshipped by these nations too, possibly even before the Israelites did so, Amzallag notes. Genesis 36, for example, makes it clear that the Edomites are descendants of Esau, Jacob’s brother, and lists Edomite monarchs who ruled “before any Israelite king reigned” (Genesis 36:31).

The Ammonites and Moabites are listed as descendants of Lot (Genesis 19:37-38), the nephew of Abraham and pious Yahweh-believer who escaped the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.

In other words, the genealogies of the Bible contain the memory of an ancient confederation of Canaanite peoples, who may have considered themselves all descendants of Abraham and who all worshipped Yahweh alongside other gods, Amzallag posits.

We should trust the Bible on this, he says, because its editors wouldn’t have wanted to admit that the cult of Yahweh was not exclusive to Israel. “So, if they reference it, it must be true,” Amzallag concludes.

Further biblical evidence of this broadened base of worshippers can be found in the Book of Exodus, where a key role is played by Jethro, Moses’ father-in-law, who lives near the mountain of God (alternatively called Horeb and Sinai).

It is Jethro who indirectly leads Moses to his first meeting with Yahweh at the burning bush. And it is he who inaugurates the Tent of Meeting with a sacrifice and proclaims that “Yahweh is greater than all other gods” for having freed the Hebrew slaves from Egypt (Exodus 18:7-12).

But Moses’ father-in-law is not an Israelite: he is described alternatively as a Midianite priest (Exodus 3:1) and a Kenite (Judges 1:16).

Now, according to Bible, the Midianites were descendants of Midian, another son of Abraham, which again supports the idea of the existence of an extended family of Yahwistic peoples. The Kenites, on the other hand, are a tribe descended from Cain and described as living among all the peoples of the Levant and specializing in crafts and metalworking, which, according to Amzallag, is further evidence that Yahweh’s first incarnation was as a smelting god.

Note that the so-called Midianite-Kenite hypothesis goes back to the 19th century, when biblical scholars saw Jethro’s story as evidence that these groups introduced the Israelites to the worship of Yahweh. Amzallag seems to be the first to stress the metallurgical side of this hypothesis and link Yahweh specifically to the rites and cults of ancient miners and smelters.

Copper mining at Timna and at other remote sites like Faynan, today in southern Jordan, was central to the region’s economy, employing not just miners and smelters, but blacksmiths, traders and other workers in every town and village of Canaan. These people, identifiable as the biblical Kenites, would have been held in high regard and seen as being close to the divine because they possessed knowledge about the secret and mysterious process of copper smelting, Amzallag says.

Or maybe the god of storms

“There is no doubt that at least for the Edomites, and possibly for their neighbors, religion had to go hand in hand with what was their most important activity,” says Erez Ben-Yosef, an archaeologist from Tel Aviv University who leads a team excavating at Timna. “They depended on the success of these operations and they definitely would have felt they needed the help of a god in the complex smelting process and in organizing these mining expeditions to distant, arid areas.”

We have no direct proof that the metallurgical god, worshipped at the Edomite sanctuary in Timna from the 12th to the 10th century B.C.E., was Yahweh: there is no inscription invoking his name. But the kinship described in the Bible between the Israelites and the Edomites, and the metallurgical attributes of Yahweh in the holy text, are “compelling arguments” supporting Amzallag’s theory that this god was worshipped by multiple peoples as a deity connected to metallurgy, Ben-Yosef concludes.

There are skeptics.

“The theory is interesting but I don’t think there is enough evidence to say that the first worshippers of Yahweh were metallurgists,” says Thomas Romer, a world-renowned expert in the Hebrew Bible and a professor at the College de France and the University of Lausanne. There is strong evidence connecting the Israelites and the Edomites, and maybe the latter worshipped Yahweh as well, says Romer, author of “The Invention of God,” a book about the history of Yahweh and the biblical text.

However, Romer disagrees with Amzallag’s interpretation of the supposed volcanic phenomena described in the Bible. He thinks they are more indicative of a god of storms and fertility, similar to the Canaanite god Baal.

“It is quite common for storm gods in antiquity to make the mountains tremble, but is this really an allusion to volcanism or is it just showing the power of the god?” Romer says.

Iron trumps bronze

If, and that’s a big if, Amzallag’s theory is correct, a niggling question remains: how did this smelting god, worshipped by the semi-nomadic peoples all over the southern Levant become the solitary national deity of just one of these nations, the Israelites?

That may have had to do with the rise of the Iron Age, Amzallag says. Bronze is an alloy of copper and tin, two relatively rare elements. Iron is much easier to find and just needs to be combined with another common element, carbon, to produce one of the strongest metals known to man: steel.

By the 9th century B.C.E., copper production at Timna and the rest of the Levant had all but shut down and the process of smelting had lost much of its mystique. In the Iron Age, Mediterranean metal workers lost their elite status and were simply seen as skilled craftsmen rather than quasi-priests or magicians.

In parallel, their gods either lost their importance in the local pantheon and were forgotten, or were transformed, acquiring different attributes and characteristics, Amzallag says. Meanwhile, the loose coalition of Canaanite nomadic tribes who once saw themselves as descendants of the same patriarch, had morphed into a patchwork of small, centralized kingdoms, each vying for the status of regional power. Conflict became inevitable, and indeed the Bible is filled with stories of wars between the Israelites and their neighbors, who are invariably depicted as evil.

As each nation attempted to gain political and military supremacy over the other, the Israelites may have also tried to establish their spiritual superiority, depicting themselves as favored children of a powerful god, or, to use a biblical turn of phrase – a Chosen People.

“To gain primacy and become the chosen people of God, they had to remove the metallurgical origins of Yahwism and disconnect him from the other nations,” says Amzallag. But while weeding out explicit mentions of Yahweh’s roots, the editors of the Bible could not completely ignore the traditions and stories that were already an integral part of the identity of this cult, he suggests.

Yahweh’s fiery attributes or the stories of a shared Abrahamic origin for the peoples of the Levant are echoes of more ancient beliefs, he says, clues that remind us that “once there was no exclusive connection between a God and Israel. Initially, it was the God El that belonged to all.”

REPRESENTATION OF HYPERBOREANS LIVING AND EXISTING AT A TIME THAT THE BIBLICAL BIBLE UNIVERSE AND PLANET DIDN’T EXIST YET.
Basically, so then according to the Abrahamic religion’s very own fables time-history chronology narratives, during the times of the Hyperboreans and the Paleolithic Stone Age in Europe as pictured above about 40,000 BCE (and in India, Pakistan, China, Japan and in all of Asia actually), they would like people who have at least the common sense of at least a 5 year old, to faithfully believe their various anonymously mutating fables and contradictions-filled stories as being some sort of divine unerring truth of truths and holy unquestionable supertruths? that’s absolutely absurd though for lots and lots of proven valid reasons lol. For one, during the time pictured above circa. 40,000 BCE in Europe, then what was going on in ancient Canaan, Egypt and the Middle East in general during the same time period? Well, according to their very own holy news scoops scriptural timelines and revealed wisdom information esoteric mystical secrets from their god…nothing…that’s right absolutely nothing, why?…because it and the planet didn’t even exist yet. The Yahweh-Jehovah deity didn’t even open 1 snow storage house or tip over even 1 rain jar yet, before even 1 Leviathan sea monster was fought, heck the Moon and Sun didn’t even exist yet either, which was made after the Earth anyway. This would extend from the times of the Cro-Magnon Stone Age populations right through to the Mesolithic Period to the final period of hunter-gatherer cultures to the end of the Last Glacial Maximum Ice Age and Neolithic and Holocene Periods, and the different proven cultures and civilizations existing on the continent during those times who left behind their evidences. Which would mean that the much, much later Abrahamic religions so-called “history” is mainly anonymously written fabricated deserts stories and fables…..or on the other hand that the ancient Hyperboreans in this case, were either made by some other deity and then most probably transplanted on the planet from somewhere else (i.e. – already living in Europe and existing but completely unknown about by the biblical god), or that they only left behind allegorical and metaphor bones, pottery, artifacts and cave paintings etc, i.e. – only just deceptive illusionary abstract concept archaeological remains evidences that aren’t actually even real (probably “planted” by the seven Princes of Hell), primarily to test our faith and gullibility so as to see if the person is truly worthy of a future zombification to co-rule the planet (as well as to joyfully partake in the torture and destruction of the many numerous deceived fools who actually did believe the illusionary archaeological evidences instead of with faith steadfastly trusting the Yahweh-Jehovah god’s very own written words and eternal truths of the real world), that’s the only logical conclusion.

If there’s even just 1 thing that the viewer learns here, I hope it’s that at least they will know the answer to that important eternal question that has perplexed religious gurus for 10’s of thousands of years…..How many Yahweh-Jehovahs can dance on the head of a pin? Also, if the Yahweh-Jehovah is really all-powerful and can do anything, would he be able to travel backwards in time to the Eden garden in Mesopotamia 5 minutes before the snake climbed the magical tree and ask him where the heck he came from, who let him into the garden and how he learned to talk and then tell him to scram and don’t come back? Or would that be too impossible for it? (btw, a lot of people forget about Thomas mentioned at 34:25, so let’s all hear it for Thomas people…Yay Thomas! Gooo Thomas! Hip hip hoooraay Thomas! Glo-Ry!).

I guess this could be AKA…..”Top 20 Reasons Christians and Goys Love Yahwehism-Jehovahism” or “Top 20 Reasons Scamvangelists Exist”, go ahead make up your own list title it’s sort of fun.

Basically, to be a so-called biblical literalist, preacher and/or apologist, you have to follow the example of reading comic books, it’s so simple even a 5 year old knows how to do that, i.e. – you can’t just read this and that comic book panel, skip a few panels then read a few more panels you agree with and then skip some more panels going back and forth all over the place using that system, reading only the panels you like or agree with then making up the rest and not even read all the panels which tell the story, what sort of a scoundrel fabulist charlatan would read a comic book like that? Who would even make a superhero movie based on reading their comic book that way? Exactly, to know how to properly understand the presented information/claims you have to first at least know how to read a comic book properly, ipso facto.

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National Security Alert: Why Croatia (& other countries) Should Immediately Ban & Imprison Foreign Televangelists & Other Subversive Mind Control Cults/Sects (+Videos)

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Well, this is my first official post here so I should give some general background information about why. This first post is largely a repost from another blog of mine, but that blog I started up as strictly a Croatia topics blog after coming back from my most recent vacation trip there (hence which better explains the original post title that I kept). That blog revolved around a wide variety of Croatia themed topics which I thought would be interesting as a benefit to the reader who otherwise may have been clueless about Croatia and Croatian topics and stuff…Croatian history, language, alphabet and literature, Croatian school system, military history and current military topics (I have a military background so I thought it made sense to include those), political history, as well as the current and past music scene and artists/bands, fashions, foods, beers and wines, recipes, hairstyles, bikinis and bikini history, (I did a few models and fashions posts of course for women’s rights), tattoos and tattoo history and the current tattoo shops scene and annual tattoo conventions in Croatia, occasionally sports posts about skiing, hockey, handball, water polo, martial arts, tennis etc, the Croatian television shows scene and film industry, Game of Thrones filming locations in Croatia and other filming locations in Croatia, shipbuilding, high performance electric vehicle manufacturing, computers, smartbenches, smartphones, internet (IoT) and software technologies, green/clean eco-friendly technologies, products and services, Croatian manufacturing companies and products of all sorts, electric trams, trains and transportation, animal and environment protection (especially the bears, wolves, lynx, dolphins habitat, forests and water conservation projects), medieval reenactment groups, ballet/opera/theatre, castles, forts and manors, winter cottages/chalets renting scene, archaeology, photography, painters, art/artists/art galleries, pubs, cafes, restaurants, Croatian names and surnames history, winter and summer and beach activities and events, and even including a few personal vacation photos and videos (However they repeatedly got in a tizzy and upset because of a few added images I used when posting about “women accordionists” (and they weren’t even my images or videos either), which may or may not have shown some “nippleage” because some were sort of artsy photos also (and there are lots and lots and a plethora of women accordionists and accordionists babes photos on the web believe it or not, definitely not your great grandfather’s accordionists that’s for sure and I’m actually surprised they didn’t force my blog to have a sneakers brand, some fast food corporate logo or a rainbow on the homepage)…basically it revolved around a whole bunch of topics, however most of the topics information was taken directly from articles and other international news websites sources so it was stuff already well known about and floating around the internet anyway. Besides, after already LIKE-ing, Thumbs Up-ing and commenting on every Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Tik-Tok profile in existence and every cyberghetto social profile in the world, I’ve moved on to be part of highly classified and an intricate hidden collective of top secret internet sites and forums which directly affect pretty well all countries and governments on the planet including overseeing false flag operation projects and other highly confidential stuff, probably behind things you see on the news everyday as well as a few unexplained paranormal phenomena websites, and of course about the actual all too very real approaching oil and gas zombies apocalypse (for those who have absolutely no clue about any Croatia topics, some basic happenings and informational stuff for English readers can be found at croatiaweek.com, secret-zagreb.com, skijanje.hr, danipiva.net, www,hnk.hr, rijecki-karneval.hr, spancirfest.com, zff.hr, coolinarika.com, croatia.hr).

But anyway, then one day I decided to touch upon the topics of the spurious televangelists-scamvangelists charlatans and their happy-clappy fabulist minions, which I explain about why below in the repost. Because then one day I just had enough and felt I had to elaborate about the general subject and the related nefarious shenanigans, outright lies, obscurantism, the pathologically fixated and neurotically obsessed delirium acts, deception and especially the blatant fakery involved which reaches the point of disturbing and insulting also. The post was pretty basic and not that long at first, and then I found myself updating it occasionally (probably after channel surfing some day and feeling insulted as the scamvangelist/fabulist/preacher or just plain ol’ Jesus Junkie was making it seem like I and all the viewers are simpleton gullible imbeciles who believe anything and any hocus pocus fables just because they’re on the idiot box behind microphones, that we don’t have brains, reason or common sense logic to think for ourselves or eyes to read or see but instead need some consumed snake oil salesman/saleswoman to fill our brains with personally fabricated ideas, anonymously written fiction stories (that even they don’t know by whom, where or when it was written or even why most of the time…hint-hint scamvangelists because it wasn’t even meant for me or you or for even anybody thousands of years in the future, can anyone reading this teleport to thousands of years ago? then it may involve you) including magical superhero characters and hocus pocus primitive Bronze Age and Iron Age desert tribal blood magic cults, various personal (and contradictory) abstract concepts and ideas that aren’t even based in reality or the real world and cosmos, that as if our very eternity depended on their personal jimble jamble shows instead, I was totally disgusted with their insinuations that, such as in the Croatia example, that just because we don’t go around singing (“Give Me That”) “Ol’ Time Religion” that we were in danger of the eternal burning worms and pitchforking. Yep, I was even feeling victimized that the charlatan actor/actress on the idiot box was allowed to spread their personal psychosis delusions obsessive mythomania to the general public, and into children’s minds, and that if anything they should rightfully be put in prison instead for the safety of society and not be sent money to spread their tentacles further to conjure alternate bizarre realities and steal people’s real minds, personalities and identities (and their harvest faith seeds also of course which is the main prize).

As I continued to update the post occasionally now and then, it soon included more information and interesting facts-filled and eventually it had become the longest post in my whole blog, and I never even originally planned to post about the topic at all because it was the furthest thing from my mind, so how weird is that? Now after reading this post the reader may just say…”Oh you’re one of those unbelieving atheists etc…etc”, and to that I would have to simply reply yes…and no. Huh? whaaa? Whad’ya mean yes and no? Yep technically yes…and no. Why?…because if we’re talking here about the main deity character in all the Abrahamic religions, which includes Judaism, Christianity and Islam especially, who each claim to be followers of a one true real god, then I am absolutely definitely 100% an atheist and proud to be (Actually an atheist is better and more correctly understood also as a belief (“theism” meaning belief, the “a-” in “atheism” is understood as negation of the belief being claimed or presented) and as a proposition – something that is either true or false, referring to the propositional “content” of the presented belief, i.e. – according to the presented facts, details and evidences, or lack of evidences usually, of the presented belief and it’s claims, so the Atheist instead “believes” that the argued “content” of the belief logically using reason and known empirical facts warrants the decision to not believe (it’s practically not even a choice actually when understood correctly, more like a natural gut reaction common sense default reaction, e.g. – “Oh brother Billy here partake of this magical bread made with holy riboflavin and larva which will please the lord and keep away the wandering demon ghoulies”…”No thanks I’ll be an atheist on that one and make some stuffed peppers or throw something on the bbq instead”, or the fact of actually being required to believe ALL the presented written material, stories and ALL the claims being made, because there is no picking and choosing the parts you like or agree with and disregarding other stuff or instead giving it personal abstract meanings using mental acrobatics and everything is fine and dandy you’re still in the immortal faithful club (or just throw your faith shekel into the bucket once in a while then think you’re guaranteed to be a future immortal zombie, lol, that’s not the way the belief and faith biz operates because you have to accept the whole package as in everything and all the stories…young earth, flat earth, talking snakes, Jonahs in fish, rising zombies, floating outer space beings and hybrid humans, teleporting, ALL the visions, ALL the hocus pocus, bizarro adventure stories and desert blood magic sorcery, stopping earth rotation and moon orbiting, believing in ALL the holy righteous OT Yahwehism-Jehovahism genocides and killings and primitive behaviorisms, ALL the contradictions and customs traditions etc, etc, etc, you can’t just personally modify, mutate, change things or take only what you want to believe like at a smorgasbord or an all you can eat restaurant, because doing that is just admitting defeat and proves that the mythicists and real world historians, and archaeologists, paleontologists and scientists are right and correct ipso facto, and doing so would just make the person no better than any begging grovelling telescamvangelist fabulist charlatan), if the presented claims, stories, contradictions, wrong information and related mutated theologies, abstract concepts and primitive behaviorisms and beliefs are shown to be not valid…then obviously to believe in said arguments and presented claims the person likewise cannot accept them as having any validity…

…As for an “Agnostic” for them human reason is incapable of providing sufficient rational grounds and proofs to justify belief in the presented claims and alleged evidences of the belief in the presented god, or a god or gods or deity/deities or magical cosmic genie slave owning master butler genie being presented (Agnostics don’t consider abstract concepts that are not based in the real world as any kind of proof of anything, and faith in something for just faith’s sake without tangible evidence as not being a proof of anything either, only a time travel teleporting machine would help in gathering any proof or evidences of anything or corroborating anything claimed). Besides are the 3 Abrahamic religion’s “gods” the very same god as many of them claim and believe? (seriously, many of them think it’s the same thing and the exact same magical genie skydaddy cosmic butler) and that’s equally very problematic and absolutely ridiculous…lol, and is that the same god of the Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons and a plethora of other singular god based religions also as they claim? It’s impossible because of the mountain of contradictions and abstract concepts theologies at odds with each other and wrong information so naturally it’s impossible to believe it (unless the time travel teleporting machine thing like I said), an Atheist is sort of like an Agnostic except it’s where the Agnostic is Atheist-Lite and simply is of the opinion you can never know because nothing about the belief can be verified by anyone nor ever has been so it’s not a creed but more a methodology, many of them also sum it up very plainly that no deity or deities appear to be concerned about the fate of humans which would very strongly lean towards them not existing). I know for a fact that the main Abrahamic religions floating absurd skydaddy genie character doesn’t exist and is just the product of anonymous primitive worldview human minds inventing-writing things in the same general coterminous geographical areas in the Levant deserts and caves in the Bronze Age, and into the Iron Age of the very early Common Era, I don’t think for a second that all those anonymously written and contradictory-filled fictitious events, absurd characters and their weird abstract concepts and theologies are based in the real world, which will be better explained in the post with evidences. And I’m not technically an atheist because I simply don’t know, honestly I’ve never seen or talked to someone who came back from the dead or some other realm of existence or made Kool-Aid turn to apple juice or stopped the sun and moon in the sky, I’ve never seen or know anyone who’s seen or talked to a zombie with secrets from the beyond or…wherever. I’ve never heard or seen any of the contradictions speaking magical beings and magical superheroes that were all over the place in the stories and giving secret pointless news scoop tips and hints, have you?, or being able to do magical feats and various desert blood magic to really wow me to believe without a doubt with undeniable proof and evidence, heck if someone could do the things that they’re supposed to be able to do according to the supposed promises and magical powers, then I just might think they’re onto something and I might even go check it out. So you see, for scammers and charlatans to tell someone that they know without a doubt that what they’re saying/inventing is 100% absolute undeniably true and real is quite a ridiculous claim and utter hubris, (their “proof” and holy “evidence” being a few tattered and torn papyrus scraps with anonymously written contradictory theological ramblings stories to a few other fellow cultists somewhere but from many decades and even centuries after the alleged story was supposed to have taken place, some scraps being just a few words and no bigger than the size of a credit card, wow that’s pretty convincing valid 100% evidence actually…for a believe anything dufus perhaps), especially when you factor in all the related competing and contradictory abstract concepts and offshoot cults, sects and theologies from the same general sources and all of which were basically arguing with each other. As far as I’m concerned and even according to their very own written sources and narratives, all these Abrahamic religion’s main deities are more like pathetic confused bumbling absurd contradictory ball players on a field under the lights in a stadium on a spinning dirtball in frozen space in the backyard of the real landlord and powerful whatever, they’re puny personal butler skydaddy genies invented by even punier primitive minds who didn’t even know the world was round or what germs and illnesses were (i.e. – they were germs, bacterias, genetic abnormalities, diseases and corresponding sicknesses and ailments…not wandering demons, fiends from the heavens or requiring Bronze Age and Iron Age primitive desert blood magic theologies solutions as the one and only correct answer for the entire planet). Even among the many idiotic and nonsensical (and contradictory) actions and quotes attributed to the Jesus character in the gospels novels stories, one is in the Mark novel narrative where he is absolutely clueless about the spreading of germs, bacterias and viruses and the important yet simple concept of basic handwashing hygiene and washing utensils/cups as a positive preventative measure against them and being unclean, because instead he’s of the opinion that only words and things coming out of the mouth are unclean not things going into the mouth. Prognosis; clueless just like the talking snake thing, but in this case it’s even promoting the spreading of germs and diseases and ultimately innumerable innocent deaths, even 5 year olds know enough to wash their hands after the bathroom and playtime, so not a very bright or even a basic common sense character or author.

Yep, so I guess I could be categorized as an Agnostic-Atheist-Realist, or more precisely a Transtheist-Panentheist-Apatheist or Transtheist-Deist (i.e. – being beyond concepts of superstitious primitive theism and atheism categorizations which are just puny humanoid constructs) or something like that. All I do know is that even the term “religion” is a convoluted word and labyrinthian term having many meanings, and that it has been unequivocally shown and proven in many instances and in many ways that today’s major religions are purely man-made, ipso facto, all of them rising out of particular cultures during specific times and circumstances that the religion initially revolved around and was meant for, then as is proven to be common over time it mutated, changed, was added onto with religious and cultural syncretism from other religions/beliefs/myths and fables and then mutating some more etc. And so for a very long time and today, in no sense am I follower of Yahwehism-Jehovahism or any of the Abrahamic religions “faiths”, which makes me about as unbiased as someone can be, probably much more so than any of the present-day writers on the Abrahamic faiths topics. And so the word “religion” then has lost all meaning and relevance, whatever is really going on behind everything is just way, way, way, larger, more real and important than all these puny primitive mutating myths and in many cases absolutely absurd ridiculous man-made so-called “religions”.

(Which reminds me about all that “faith” business chatter, I mean c’mon let’s get real here, when there’s no evidence or proofs about something, something written by someone somewhere about someone at sometime or about something somewhere in some language or another, and especially when it’s contradictory nonsense that’s proven with evidence to be otherwise, the word “faith” then becomes meaningless, no amount of mental gymnastics will make non-real things into real. You might as well just truthfully replace it with the word “hope” because that’s what it really is, the person is just hoping something is real and true, otherwise any religion can do that, it’s just “Hope-ium”. e.g. – faith that the Noah’s Ark story is a real historical thing involving real historical people and events…that Joshua was a real historical person who really magically stopped the rotation of the earth for a full day (to make the sun and moon stay still in the sky overhead for extra daylight) so he could win on the battlefield. Heck I could start a religion tomorrow where we worship a head of cabbage deity, we could wear robes, have matching tin foil hats, sprinkle cabbage juice as holy anointings and chant in unison about how we all have unwavering faith in our religion and abstract theologies, we have faith that the planet Kepler-452b is made of cheese or inhabited by purple beings, what’s the difference?…none, it’s just hoping something is as you think or believe or want it to be. There even already are many religions today who likewise have absolute “faith” that their religion is the right way and some sort of eternal truth, (quite a number of them even blow themselves up for it), it’s really ridiculous how unfounded “belief” in something that is factually not proven or true is in reality just “hope” that it is. And boy do telescamvangelists milk that word for all its worth, it’s one of their favourite words and constantly used on television and their book titles especially…”faith seeds”…”faith seeds for the harvest”…if you have enough faith you can drink poisons, have anything you ask for, enough faith will result in all sorts of miracles, even be able to raise the dead and move mountains if you just have enough faith. It’s really all just “hoping” you can do various things and get various results, it’s just hoping what you believe is true, so the word faith is pointless in those instances and boring. I want to see first hand that faith at work and the promised floating mountains and zombies all over the place).

In the meantime though I’ll just occasionally add stuff here once in a while while trying to keep it fresh and entertaining but also factual and interesting, I probably may still have some posts included that are Croatian related, maybe about the archaeology and Croatian Pre-Christian pagan times and some other topics that I already did (including the Upper Paleolithic, Mesolithic and Bronze Age periods in Europe) as supplementary interesting background information about the same general theme and subject, maybe even repost some Croatian unexplained paranormal phenomena and ghosts posts that I did. I’m not a science nerd but perhaps even some science topics that are in the same general ballpark subject. This below repost although fairly long is only just the tip of the tip of the tip of the iceberg, so strap on your helmet and goggles because over time it should be a zany, wacky and interesting ride…

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Well, It’s a Sunday morning and readers on this side of the pond everyone knows what that means. I’m finding all the local botched drug deals, shooting and stabbing news kind of routine and boring too, (all their mugshots and social media selfies are really not all that great either), so I updated this post with some recent news and then added my own personal commentary, I reposted it already once before but now is as good a time as any for another one. Because brethren, as you know, this is verily the blog of truth. Oh sure it’s Croatia related in various ways, but it’s also the blog of truth. Some of the facts you may already know, some perhaps not, some facts may cause you to wonder in awe about a lot of things. You may wonder in awe or stare aghast in shock and disbelief at how these various hair styles, fashions, antics and charlatans are even allowed to be on television to spread their philosophies of filth and lies, or to even walk freely in public in the first place. (What if they hear voices telling them to do some really crazy stuff to people around them or next door or in the same room? what if their God tells them to kill people? To decapitate someone? What if God tells them to go kill a whole bunch of people and strangers like he’s already done lots of times, he might command it again. You can’t disobey God’s voice can you? That would be a sin, it’s unthinkable, it’s the law because it’s God’s word and you can’t argue with that). Either way it’s all extremely important information for the benefit of the reader. But mainly to help make sure you’re not worshipping the wrong gods or god or skydaddy, who just may be impersonating another god with the help of his earthly and spirit in disguise minions as well as subterfuge aliases and different names, so as to steal your mind, real history and even your real identity and make you only think you’re following the real gods instead of the fake thief god who will tell people to act irrational, perform desert voodoo rituals, believe rubbish nonsense, to go kill, and praise his kills and smiting slaughters, a god who uses different names and constantly contradicts himself many numerous times but says he doesn’t (but he does).

You see, the enemy is constantly trying to tempt you with empty and made up promises, ludicrous alternate universe fables and fake contradictory stories which are nothing but musings by obscurant obsessed lying miscreants and history inventors from long ago, (e.g. – not believing in the history of tectonic plates, sedimentary layers, natural world processes, geological evidences, Ice Ages, real cosmic laws and processes, continental drift or dinosaur fossil records etc, to instead believing in talking snakes and donkeys, that grass and plants existed before the sun and moon, that rain falls from rain jars, that leprosy is cured by sprinkling bird’s blood 7 times using another dead bird as the paintbrush, that the sun and moon can stay still in the sky for a full day and putting to death practically everybody who wouldn’t sacrifice as per etc or follow precisely every word of Levant deserts Bronze Age and Iron Age blood magic priests and worship their hodgepodge concocted contradictory desert tribal deity, who strangely got duped by a talking snake in his very own garden and numerous other contradictory hocus pocus failures and nonsense), all in the hopes of subversively stealing your mind, personality, identity and then replacing it with a confused and nonsensical mishmash of fantasy like a sly subversive Cymothoa Exigua attaching itself into your brain, telling you to believe folly and groundless absurdness and finally to try to get you to wish and pray to become a fool, i.e. – a modern day blithering automaton needing other worse fools to tell you that you don’t know how to read, think, use your eyeballs to see or ears to hear, to, in effect become a pathetic suspension of disbelief theologies believer and mindless minion follower.

You will have to say “no” to that foolish and nefarious subversive Cymothoa Exigua they want to implant in your mind to become your new mind if you truly want to be wise, set free and know the truths. You’ll have to pick it off from your mind and throw it to the abyss in the cosmos (….”Everlasting farewell Cymothoa Exigua! I pick you off from my mind and soul, I cast you into the frozen space of time where you will have to suck and feed on another flat earth, passing comet, asteroid, blood moon or space junk, you will have to attach your tentacles to the shadows of rocks in space and live there instead on your way to the black hole until you are no more. My mind and body is my own and will remain free and real and full of truth, the real world is my world not your obscurant imaginary concocted nonexistence reality and puny universe ruled by absurd blood magic fabulists, failed charlatan prophets, error-prone tribal deity genies, fiends from the heavens and puny bit part playing fiction actors in a desert cult script to be performed for galavanting sheepherders and other primitive robed bric-à-brac. For we know the Hyperboreans girded their loins and subdued the mountains and grassy plains and they tamed and hunted the wild beasts of the forests thousands of aeons before your universe and world was even concocted, Hyperborean babies suckled mother’s milk and sweet nectar and fresh honey made from Hyperborean bees legions of millennia before even one baby was put to the sword by Joshua and his loyal minions, Hyperborean gods made the winds and snows fall with just their mighty blowing nostrils not from opening doors to a floating crickety-crackety shed, lightning and fire was brought down as gifts by their fiery eyes for warmth and cooking meals and not to burn and kill loyal followers and enemies alike, verily the Hyperboreans charted the skies and cosmos to know the seasons and moon cycles and to know when the rivers rise ages before even one talking snake knew he existed or even one rain jar was tipped, they traversed the landscapes of the glacial epoch before your imaginary planet earth and universe was even made, thus now you gird your loins as an answer-excuse before your inevitable doom (thou may very well be the “God of the Middle East” yet that is but a puny hill of gnats to the Hyperboreans and their real world and universe mighty creator overlords who laugh at your failed blood magic spells buffoonery and false trickery schemes, with each failed spell and scheme being just another nail in your coffin until it also will become a home for gnats having great feasts, enjoy then your feast well gnats and rejoice), your fictitious pathetic carnival creation and employed desert devils, angels, madmen servants and hocus pocus blood magic sorcery has not served you well and they instead sealed your fate, how ironic?…or is it?…that the real reality existence and cosmos has from the beginning confounded your mind and no desert marionette-minions you ever conjured can save you now…for they bid you farewell also just as the feeding and feasting gnats do (your only hope then would be if some future “gnat king” or “king of the gnats” should try to surreptitiously restore you to your former place and throne of the desert, yet even he cannot raise what has already been eaten, “not even the eaten sheep and goats will be raised” the Hyperboreans steadfastly proclaim and thus it is so)…Oh nefarious Cymothoa Exigua phantasm of dross and lies”), something like that.

THE MIGHTY POWER OF PRETEND.
Famous Canadian fake faith healer showman and temples shekels faith seed charlatan abomination Benny Hinn. ”I banish thee evil spirits with a wave of my manicured hand, (or jacket, proof below later), I banish you to Hades then later the land of the Canaanites and some other places.” (Look Benny! another shmuck in the 3rd row with their checkbook and pen out, the pew potatoes really enjoy our mumbo jumbo, the Lord he is truly great and swell!). Btw, most televangelists and 8 out of 10 of their lackey fans believe the bible was originally written in English and that the Jesus and all those other prophets superhero characters spoke in an Alabama-Texas drawl accent (aka “that ‘Ol Time Religion” whatever that means).

This isn’t really all that related to the Croatian stuff that I usually do, but since it’s Sunday and I have some free time, I’m going to quickly do this one that’s been a long time coming. (I really hate these actors and their acts, lines and phoney antics). Anyway, this is the kind of stuff that isn’t on televisions over there. Never. Usually on Sundays there it’s mostly some sports and other local entertainment shows or movies (probably surprising to many is that soccer is really not that popular in Croatia and hardly anyone actually even goes to the games, and that the ski slopes are better attended in non-spring and summer months, seriously most people don’t care about who might or might not kick the ball or where they might kick the ball or should have kicked the ball etc, it’s more about the sports betting or just something to have on television at the local bar, your interesting fact of the day). Even if you don’t have satellite and 500+ channels, you still get in some programming from other nearby countries usually from Italy, Hungary, Germany etc.

Just really think about this one, you really don’t even have to think hard to figure it out (It might even come with that famous pigeon on the bottle), I don’t know if it’s olive oil or canola oil so if its’s also good for salads and frying pork chops and scrambled eggs or not, if anyone has the inside news scoop on the hocus pocus oil let me know.

I should also add that over there there aren’t any of those midnight/early morning televangelist programs either, and absolutely none of those 24 hour televangelist related channels. (Unless of course it sneaks through on satellite somewhere). I’m not going to touch upon any of the other religious programming that takes place, to me these types below are the kings of the glitzy bacon dancin’ preachin’ carnival shows, the supremos of wacko-ism fake fraudsters deliriums and the late night Sunday god-o-tainment business. (I kid you not, I repeat there are absolutely no televangelists on television at any time, you could channel-surf all day and night to your heart’s content and not even come across one of these types of fake know-it-all lying fraudsters, actually not even any religions programming). I went with 12 highlight videos at first but then I started running into just so many of these fraudster scamvangelists and neurotically consumed and obsessed purveyors of fables and alternate universe abstract concepts videos on Youtube (and others related to the topic), although even some regular infomercials I could have easily thrown in here also.

Uh-Oh, popular apostle-witch John Hagee having yet another spurious neurotic delirium rapture mythomania episode and filth prophecies shtick perspiring moment about a puny addleminded and contradictory absurd Bronze Age blood magic desert tribal deity (aka the nefarious “God of the Middle East” , “The Serpent-Maker God”, “God of the Mesopotamian Garden” etc), which is weird because he’s based in Texas but thinks he’s teleported back 2,500 years ago in the Middle East, how weird is that?), a tribal deity that was largely imported from Mesopotamia, Canaanites and especially using the ancient Zoroastrian’s theologies…GLO-RY! (and he really likes pointing a lot for some theatrical reason, what’s up with that?, pointing here then over there then pointing over there and then pointing all over the place, he also has a weird fixation with blood, primitive Bronze Age and Iron Age deserts blood magic, washed in blood, swimming in blood, drinking and blood pouring all over the place like some sort of holy hocus pocus esoteric Middle Eastern butcher shop, and strangely predicting that people who don’t fall for his speeching scams are going to the egyptian eternal lake of fire hell (aka hell these days), what an abomination filth purveyor in a JCPenney suit pretending to be a preaching egyptian zoroastrian prophet guru), using his fabulist mental gymnastics he also strangely believe that America is really Israel full of Jewish people and that Jerusalem is the actual real capital of America yet he begs for dollars instead of shekels, which sure is strange the way I see it and probably heretical, I don’t know why but lots and lots of these types, including a number of the ones I’ll mention later, have some sort of weird abstract fixation psychosis about also believing that they’re really Jewish and so all descended from a fictional Abraham character who was a rich wandering traveling many camels and slaves owning Babylonian magus sorcerer guru from Ur of the Chaldeans/Mesopotamia (i.e. Iraq), if that’s not obsessive alternate universe delusions then I don’t know what is, (he, and many befuddled minions like him, believe jesus was god…but also the new adam…but he’s also god…but still nevertheless he’s adam…but also god…he’s god and adam..he’s adam and god..???..but where’s the new eve?…clearly textbook cases of delusional and schizotypal personality disorder just like many of the magical thinking biblical characters actually, who likewise thought they were special and getting secret esoteric cryptic messages and ideas planted into their brains from outer space) because then I’m descended from a Bronze Age Japanese super duper Ninja Samurai Wizard guy (ouuuu, he looks intense and upset, because his delusional dark gospels filth blood moon prophecies psychosis and holy secret gematria numerology hocus pocus calculations failed yet again so now he may be turned into a bloody pumpkin pie and crucified as god’s punishment which will surely complicate further DVDs and book writings for the holy tax-free temple coffers). He also is one of those delusional types who are big fans of and think they know the book of Revelation, (and strangely a book used as a plot or theme for even a number of Hollywood movies for some weird reason, a preposterous “book” full of swords, flowing blood galore, monsters, dragons and absurd multiheaded creatures, chariots, horses, sulfur, fire pits and lakes of fire, smoke, trumpets and singing and winepresses for bodies and much more very weird stuff and just about everything a sick diseased mind needs, and especially that every cult leader craves…to invent all sorts of dreamscapes and ideas and just about anything they want to then apply their own personal meanings and delusions).

Unfortunately, even just the case of the delusional psychotic paranoid schizophrenic fabulist John Hagee seen above, and similar fantasy purveyor gurus out there they are not just isolated cases by far, (who since has passed on the temple keys and reigns of his own personal blood magic fantasyland death cult empire organization and some of the temple coffers to his son…surprise surprise, not really though that’s the way the scamvangelist biz operates), as there are a plethora of other similar charlatan purveyors of filth and alternate universe bizarre beliefs and wrong prophecy-predicting schemes and magical predictor powers (which btw according to the “good book” and his god’s very own commanded laws is deserving of death, all these types seem to always forget that or accidentally skip it when reading for some reason, each and every time too so that sure is weird).

WOW it’s the god’s apostle-witch prophet on earth, LOL. Even after getting the delusional secret esoteric cryptic messages planted into his brain from outer space that transformed him into yet another in a long list of OT Texas failed prophets, he’s still waiting for promised locusts who sting like scorpions, multi-headed horned beasts and dragons to come out of the sea and a space alien horseback invasion…and for lots and lots of sacrifices and bowls for some reason, these delusional fabulist cultists types still don’t get it and refuse to accept the real world reality because they refuse to admit that their superheroes and their primitive Bronze Age God’s failed predictions and promises in some ancient novels were just plain failures time after time, no amount of mentally teleporting to thousands of years ago making things up and selectively cherry picking fables and ramblings to invent other and even opposite meanings of what is written, will ever change the real reality results and real universe existence, it’s just self-deception and brainwashing yourself (and others) to make your imaginary universe in your own mind take precedence over reality (it’s just plain creepy and dumb that in the 21st century someone is being so obsessively neurotically fixated on bowls, giant sea beasts, locust attacks and dragons of all things, either that or dang that is some fucked up homemade drugs and strange brew hooch that’s for sure).

As the reader will become much better informed by the end of this post, they will know that the speeches and sermons (and their many books and DVDs also of course) of these types are really only blatant mentally imbalanced personally invented filth jimble jamble ramblings of sick, neurotic and deranged people. Preachers, (so-called preachers, pastors and self-styled apostles and witnesses anyway whatever that means) who are completely fixated consumed (possessed, probably by their very own conjured demons in their minds) with their made up fabricated abstract concepts and fake histories, obsessed with their Bronze Age and Iron Age desert blood magic sorceries fictions fables and ancient deserts religions astrotheologies, with floating fiends from the heavens and their primitive Levant death cult alternate universes, blood magic cult magicians and associated hocus pocus, daily incantations worship fixation of a hodgepodge concocted tribal deity phantasm largely borrowed and adapted from the older ancient Mesopotamian, Sumerian, Zoroastrian, Canaanite, Egyptian and other Levant deserts religions, anthropomorphic bizarre hybrid beast-creatures and imaginary human-creatures hybrids “visions” and alien space beings, zombifications, phantasms and ghosts, universe melting and skull-crushing failed apocalypses and prophecies (so many failed prophecies and apocalypses with even opposite results happening which explains why other wrong predictions keep needing to be invented, and they sell lots of books and DVDs too which is good news for their temple’s coffers), and again more primitive blood magic, hocus pocus and genocidal killings fixations, that they think that their’s is the actual real world and real cosmos existence.

Actually it’s obsessive obscurant filth ramblings that is so primitive, so filled with absurdity, proven errors, contradictions and statements proven wrong in so many cases that they actually should be wearing old stinky dilapidated robes, sandals and have grimy long beards, rotten teeth, sand in their ears and nostrils and traveling on camels to their carnival filth parade temple shows just like they did back during those ancient deserts blood magic hocus pocus times. You’ll see that they take a snippet of an anonymously written verse here, part of another one there, throw in a few words and symbologies from a failed prophecy or two or three and throw in some personally conjured up misinformation and fiction, mistranslate what’s written in the text, distort, falsify, redact, omit and/or change information and known factual reality, twist meanings and invent new alternate meanings and abstract concepts to further mesmerize the ignorant, feeble-minded and nodding-applauding gullible pew potatoes to agree, clap, buy books and even send more faith shekels seeds to further the diabolical work of the particular charlatan purveyor of filth desert blood magic sorceries and his primitive personal death cult organization and their misinformation propaganda gospels. It really makes you wonder how these types are even allowed to be on television and hold gatherings in public in the first place, or allowed to even exist to spread worship of their Abrahamic heavenly fiends and alternate delusional universes, and stranger still even hobnob with presidents, politicians and getting into the voters and politics biz (since when did Bronze/Iron Age Mesopotamian, Zoroastrian, Canaanite, Egyptian and their borrowed and adapted pagan Levant religions abstract concepts, hocus pocus stories, primitive blood sorcery tribal deities and erroneous cosmic and world views become something that must be emulated and worshipped in the 20th-21st century? and absurdly that even the entire planet must also worship and follow the same fabricated degenerate desert blood magic filth theologies, all towards some future imaginary demented tribal Yahwehism-Jehovahism deity theocratic dictatorship kingdom ruled by floating priests and imaginary OT failed superhero prophets over freshly made zombies? pfff as if, more about that later).

It seems the whole time that despicable televangelists do their contradictions and fiction nonsense jimble jamble shtick for faith shekels seeds they think they’re doing the world a favour by making things up all over the place, suited mental patients experiencing regular psychosis episodes on stages and behind microphones neurotically consumed (possessed) with spreading their own personal invented and con-cocted brand of Yahwehism-Jehovahism fixation deliriums universe to wow the feeble-minded, hocus pocus purveyors of their dark gospels. In this case just preaching the diary of a madman and babbling at the moon made-up mumbo-jumbo garbage, as well as filling peoples and children’s heads with all sorts of his fabulist mental gymnastics, demented abstract concepts doctrine-philosophies, absurd imagery, fables and other vile con-cocted filth not based in reality or the real world. You don’t scare or fool me Mr. Fake-Wizard of Oz Liar, I’ve never seen any hybrid multi-headed multi-bodied winged, horned and crowned beasts out of any sea (unless you count those huge tunas some people catch on their boats, sometimes just one of those tuna could easily feed a family for a year easily), people squished in a winepress and blood for 200 miles reaching up to the horses bridles (200 miles of blood up to the horses bridles people wake up! Put your horses on the roof and get your rubber boots while you still can for cripe’s pete’s sake!!!) or hordes of locusts with stinging scorpion’s tails and speaking with voices like thunder and dragons. Make the bear, lion, rock, sea or bird into an angel, or into a demon, into God or into the Devil, make a fish into a Jesus or a Jesus into a faceless swordmouth or a horned creature into a fish and then into a beast with wings and multiple different heads and many other things in the cosmos into anything you want, don’t forget to throw in a bunch of scrolls, lots and lots of blood, altars and sacrifices and of course trumpets all over the place (there always has to be lots of trumpets of course for the zany suspense mood). For preaching bullshit fraudsters with net worths from 10’s of millions to over 300 million dollars personal net worth and expecting a rapture any day, they sure do write lots of books, Praizzze Gawd! (Strangely many televangelists are so obsessively consumed with all sorts of absurd contradictory fables and hogwash desert civilizations theologies from storytelling Bronze Age sheepherders that they even think they’re Jewish for a bunch of weird and pointlessly lame reasons and even that Hebrew superheroes characters are Christians on the same team because Jonah was in a fish for three days and other absurdities, (Muslims believe that too I should add, because they insist all those old testament superheroes are actually Islamic superheroes, more about these topics later), their cultic contradictory fables, deliberate obscurantism chicanery and obsessive biblical deserts Yahwehism-Jehovahism universe deliriums really know no bounds).

Because the reader should keep in mind, that right from the start the ancient and later various Abrahamic religions, like telescamvangelists today, has been a smart hustle that made a good living for a lot of charlatans and many, many lazy bums. There was no welfare in ancient times, so if you did not own land then you were the slave of those who did. But if you were a soothsayer, a new religious guru or proselytizer and carried around “Secret Books”, “Secret Scrolls” or “Secrete Knowledge”, then you could start up a pretty good hustle. The Nobility were often very superstitious, and often consulted so-called “Holy Men” on matters of state, and war, how best to give yourself clout and prestige and even authority than by inventing and making up glorious past histories, past characters, past events (and predicting futures also of course) and eventually lots more invented stuff and lies as the means to the end.

In a way, this is sort of a humanitarian post when you really think about, actually it’s a post about fundamental basic human rights, the right to be protected from any Cymothoa Exigua, the right to not be exposed to or influenced by or forced or coerced or tricked into believing any concocted thinking patterns and behaviorisms that are not my own free thoughts, the right to free will and use common sense reality in my real personal world in the real universe, not some other person’s or group’s agendas, propaganda and mental gymnastics fake universe rigmarole (the same goes for my basic human right in not having to mindlessly follow, believe, support or be a servant to any particular political movements, fabricated so-called societal norms agendas propaganda (or odious trendy abnorms), or various media and television fads and concoctions), and I’m warning people about the tentacles that are outstretched and ready to snatch them and force them to sing gibberish then hop and dance like drunken frogs on speed, maybe even wear strange clothing and other bullshit garbage, it’s much, much worse than any Shopping Channel fashion jewelry and moisturizing cream chit-chat. So if the reader is from Croatia, here is just a small sample of the kind of stuff you miss out on. Even if you don’t understand a word of English, I don’t think it will really matter.

(I decided to come back and update this addition after originally posting it. I got to thinking how this topic reminds me of Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses and those similar types. Readers over here will probably know what I mean. Even the last time I was in Croatia I noticed a few Mormons in Zagreb and in Rijeka who came over from Utah, which really made me laugh, not laugh as in funny but just really pathetic and absurd. (Elders Todd and Glen I think were the ones in Rijeka and Elders Burtis and Daben in Zagreb). It’s remarkable, I was there on vacation to not even think about those types and here they sneak in trying to brainwash the people trying to enjoy their lunch at the table next to me. Going around just like here to tell the people who just came out of the downtown ice cream shop whether they know that bla bla bla and this and that. That’s because when you really think about it, it’s frikin ridiculous and absurd. There we have a case of 2 recently out of high school types who just finished some kind of 6 week indoctrination bootcamp or whatever, and then all of sudden they ship off to even foreign countries to do some kind of mission…their abstract concepts fictions shtick and book of magical stories stand up act.

Were Velociraptors “raptured”? The bible characters never mentioned it, but then again there’s no reason not to believe it because why would they have roamed and ruled the earth for millions of years if they weren’t meant to be eventually raptured? (Velociraptors lived about 75 million years ago, and did you know that a “raptor” is a bird today, yep, pigeons, gulls, turkeys and KFC chicken is actually a bucket of raptors, amazing).

You see, there you have instances of where the newly pep talked to and freshly indoctrinated individuals (with their new shirts, ties and fresh polished loafers) are then sent off to save, witness, preach, enlighten…whatever, to even people in other countries. They are now off with their backpack and name tag to explain the mysteries of the universe to people even in other countries, to people who speak other languages and who drink cappuccinos and who always drink those imported beers and wines. (that last part was a joke, get it)…Only the good places and neighbourhoods though you’ll notice, even around here it’s only areas with freshly cut lawns, lawn ornaments and Ikea furniture, they don’t even think about going in their suit and ties to the drug and crime filled parts of town with the candy eaters, glue-sniffers and cologne drinkers, drug rehab centers, shootings, stabbings, and bingo halls etc, you know…places that supposedly need their guidance, expertise and knowledge etc.

Always with the miracle water kit, oil, holy trinkets bric-à-brac, dirt from somewhere and DVDs and books, what is your major malfunction miracle-boy? Only feeble-minded minions would fall for this fake invented jimble jamble spurious garbage and send this stooge money.

Think about it, so it’s off to the nicer locations and far off more or less normal countries to let people in on the mysteries of the universe, the meaning of life, the mind of god, the truths since the days of the dinosaurs, Mormon underwear sizing, how to pronounce correctly really long made up names of made up superheroes from the book of Mormon, etc. Isn’t that strange, weird and absurd? (The book of Mormon is actually just nothing but really, really, really, really boring voodoo witchcraft btw, technically it’s just an egregious emulation of black magic or most likely just some kind of Utah voodoo). So off they go freshly scrubbed and brainwashed to foreign countries and lollygagging around their ice-cream parlours, bakeries, museums, restaurants, art galleries, promenades and the model-filled walkways of Zagreb, Rijeka, Vienna, Munich, Paris, Oslo, Prague, Warsaw, Rome etc (aka those foreign carcass megatropolises who need the holy ghost anointing and lots of pamphlets)…off to teach those people their filth and the mysteries of the magics and the mind of God, telling the people their reason for existing, to even tell people about the history and even the future of the universe and all this before they are even old enough to drink a beer at the local shitty and grubby bar in their hometown (besides, there’s already lots of churches there, plenty of churches and church ruins all over the place, some of them are over a thousand years old and some even centuries older, heck practically every country in Europe has tons of churches all over the place, nobody is prohibited or being told they can’t go, if you want a church by all means there’s a church there, there and over there enjoy yourself if you must, and besides plenty of people check them out who aren’t even religious anyway because of the art and architecture and history involved just like looking at old Greek and Roman buildings and ruins these days, so there’s really absolutely no need for foreign churchy types or cults and sectarian gurus and minions trying to set up shop from across the ocean, those churches have been around way, way longer before even cable television and starving faith shekels seeds scamvangelists were invented). How about that? That’s pretty bizarre if you ask me, and actually sort of a contradictory hubris.

A measly 1000 bucks will get you into heaven or me a new gazebo and golf clubs (Always with the endless seeds, sowing and harvest shtick, shouldn’t they be farmers or just be doing Farm-Aid instead? it makes much more sense.

The proper way to sow seeds for an actual harvest, it’s really not that complicated or even involve addressed envelopes and pens or hocus pocus, plus you get actual real yummy fruits and vegetables instead of lying shitbags abstract concepts drivel which is a really good deal, and makes better stews and pies too. Example: sowing seeds for a harvest.

You see, because scientists, historians, geniuses, archaeologists, paleontologists, astrophysicists and philosophers also, hundreds of thousands of them and probably many more, since from time immemorial and up to today have been searching for proofs and clues about the meaning and functioning of the cosmos, about the galaxies, planets, stars and black holes, about real life and the natural world around etc (and about how the miracle sand, cloths and water works also probably). But ohhhhh, instead now this guy with the backpack and name tag was perhaps struggling with grade 10 geography in high school not that long ago, (maybe he wasn’t even sure where those cities I mentioned earlier were located on a map), Ohhhh, now all of a sudden after mission boot camp he has the answers to your and everyone else’s eternity and understands the mysteries of the universe because he has a new clean shirt, a name tag and some free pamphlets to give you, some even have slogans and cartoons. Forget about those scientists, historians etc that I mentioned about earlier. Now they’re doing you a favour and letting you in on their truth because otherwise you’re lost, ignorant and no better than the philistine favela and bush people and their ways, how’s that for bizarro-world? As for the Jehovah’s Witnesses and some other organizations, they’re almost the same except they have different name tags, go to different buildings and they get their haircuts on Wednesdays instead of Fridays. The worst of them are the ones that are the most popular and on television, they make up stories and weird abstract concept dogmas to the extreme and literally prey on desperate and ignorant people giving them false hope of miracle cures and often incurable diseases, as well as that all their dreams will come true and maybe even win the lottery, if they have enough faith of course. (They’re competition in that department also don’t forget, each one of them is trying to get a piece of the lucrative faith pie, which will most importantly get them more members and envelopes mailed in).

God told me his shocking ancient secret mumbo jumbo, now you have to pay to find out what it is. Click the link below and don’t forget he takes credit card, cash, frequent flyer miles and food stamps also. Praizzze Gawd get ready for an amazing ancient secret money miracle, free shipping and handling! (btw if there’s any readers in the CHCH broadcasting area feel free to call them to keep this and other similar invented jimble jamble lying charlatan tax-free scamvangelists actors off the programming schedule, people can just start up their very own invented verbal diarrhea tax-free blood magic hocus pocus shekels seeds donations scam, it’s really easy people have already been doing it for thousands of years, and if not for yourself at least for your children we need to keep the poisonous tentacles of this delusional mind control garbage off the air…or perhaps that’s the intent from the start?..for kids at home to break their shekels piggy bank that they were going to use to buy a comic book or send to the sick kids but instead to send off faith seeds to the company scam temples of these societal degenerates purveyors of televised filth sewage, that’s just disgusting).

Basically, it’s like this. These types are just actors. Very bad actors at that, yet very good actors also, depending on who’s their audience even the lousiest actor can be a gifted blessed miracle man preacher. Lots of these types will also get into the “author” biz. Oh yeah, actually these days hardly any of them aren’t “authors.” You see, it’s quite easy being an author in this racket, it’s just more or less the same stuff you see on stage. You don’t even have to know what you’re talking about, the people in the seats lap it up like a dog lapping up water on a hot day. It’s a simple math and equation being an “author” such as them. Just pick a sentence in the bible, any sentence, any sentence at all…

…Now just make sure the sentence includes at least the word…”miracle”…or “miraculous”…or “reap”…”God”….”love” (don’t pick the word “hate” though, that word is in there a lot and god and the other superheroes prophets and characters are hating all over the place constantly, if they’re not smiting, killing, destroying or sacrificing one thing or another they’re usually hating, prophesying disasters and slaughters because of god’s hate and complaining lamenting most of the time), along with torture, burning, destroy, slay, kill, plague, stone, sores, blind, lepers etc, but they’re not good words for “authors”, “publishers” and of course for “banks”)…”sow”…”tenfold”…”hundredfold”…”golden lamps”…”bowls”……some other good ones are “scripture”…”heavens”…”heavenly”…”temple”…”tithes”…”truth”…”truthfully” and/or a few others, you probably will want to throw in the word “unequivocally” now and then also for emphasis to show that you really know what you’re talking about (…”And I unequivocally say again that…”…”The bible unequivocally demands that you…”…”The holy ghost is unequivocally clear about such and such…” etc, etc).

Then all you have to do is throw in that one word you picked and the chapter/verse where you found it, then just wing it like on the stage, concoct all kinds of stories, futures, pasts, events, things that never happened, all kinds of bizarre scenarios and situations, pour on the abstract concepts, amazing promises and prophecies etc, and then just throw into your book the above words once in a while and it’s technically biblical, the word of God and the truth. (enter trumpets and epic music). Make up some weird absurd meaningless pointless book title and you’re good to go, you’ll sell tons of books (Look at just how f***ing easy it is, there verily are an eternal ocean of morons ready to buy and believe anything once they get into their “Ol’ Time Religion” delirium (whatever that means), just one example, the hair is optional thankfully). That just about sums it up. You see, the vast majority of time that these types talk or write, it’s just all made up. You can transform things into whatever you wish, anything at all. Make the bear, lion, rock, sea or bird into an angel, or into a demon, into God or into the Devil or into both at the same time, make fantastical absurd beast creatures and things in the cosmos into anything you want. whatever suits your purpose and book plot. It doesn’t even have to make sense, it can even defy the laws of the universe and reality but the most important thing is that you remind people the chapter and verse of one of the words up above that you slipped in, I mean that you used. It’s that simple. Knowing the chapter and verse of the word you used is all that really matters because the rest is just personal jimble jamble filler.

It’s strange that the “Biblical God” character totally approved of and even commands murdering, genocides, cannibalism, slavery and “Biblical Jesus” said “Slaves, obey your earthly masters”, but eating pork, lobster and shrimp is wrong and a sin (Mmmmm…pork chops and garlic butter pan-fried shrimp is all I have to say). Many scholars have noted that Dystheism (the belief that a god is not wholly good and is possibly evil) has existed for many thousands of years, as shown by trickster gods found in polytheistic belief systems and by the view of other representations of supreme beings (especially portrayed in the Abrahamic religions, particularly the Old Testament), and with the biblical old testament tribal deity Yahweh-Jehovah clearly showing attributes and vestiges of the earlier polytheistic trickster gods, where god decides to become malevolent and unreasonable to satisfy it’s own whims and personal satisfaction…committing murders, genocides, blood hungry, plagues, disasters, diseases against his loyal followers and enemies alike, as well as demanding the following of primitive and contradictory laws, traditions and orders.

Heck, you don’t even have to know anything about the bible at all, literally zilch, zero and nothing, just know the chapter and verse of the word you used, the rest is easy. Actually, I think most of these types definitely should be spending more time “reading” books and sourced material/documents/historical writings in different languages and sources as well as scientific data, the last thing they should be doing is actually “writing” a book because books have to be based on and about factual things when it comes to writing about facts, you can’t just make up facts as you write along. Heck, when writing anything at all, even comic books, lots of irreligious types also like to make a fish into a Jesus, or a horned creature into a fish and then into a person, make pigeons into ghosts, make an adjective into a noun, even make the Moon, stars or planets into God and the Devil at the same time because it makes for zany drama and suspense. I rest my case, you see it’s just all the same entertainment/god-o-tainment book writing biz).

Despicable abominations filth shitbags Joel Olsteen and Creflo Dollar are just 2 of the plethora of well known spurious televangelists getting into all sorts of scandals, their main shtick is babbling in nonsensical fake languages, fake miracles and making up all sorts of personal abstract concepts and ideas that have absolutely nothing to do with the real world or reality.

On top of that, after a while you don’t even have to mention the bible or any quotes at all. That’s when you can just start writing and talking about the whole “it’s a special relationship” thing. Now it’s all just about some imaginary special personal relationship between just you and Jesus, or God, or some saint or the Holy Ghost or whatever. Everybody can have some kind of personal relationship and getting special messages from outer space into their mind. At this point you can just write about how it was the Lord who spoke to your heart, about how Jesus said this to you or God told you that such and such. Pfff, you don’t even need any bible now at all actually. You see, the creator of the universe has decided to have a personal relationship with you, just you, and talk to you personally, you are a real somebody now and special, somebody really something that the being(s) behind everything that exists in the universe talks to you personally, picking you over everyone else in the world while you were doing your laundry or chopping onions. Wow, you are blessed that the being(s) has taken such an interest in you and your problems over everyone and everything else going on in the spinning dirt ball in space. “Oh, and Jesus told me that….” or “Glory be, the Lord filled my heart with his words and told me that such and such….” “God let it be known to me, so that I knew what path to take for his glory, he filled me with his truth” or ‘Amen, the spirit filled me and spoke to me, telling me God’s great plan and Jesus’ wishes”, maybe even what kind of shampoo to buy, how much to give to brother Popoff, where you lost your library card… Wow, How about that?, now you can just speak with them personally through figments of your delusional imagination and dreams and secret news scoop hunches so you don’t really need any scriptures, scrolls, real history knowledge or facts, bibles, books or even any written sources.

You don’t even have to own or read or know anything about any books at all actually, now just “the Lord” and master of the universe himself will tell you personally because you’re special and a real important somebody now with real important stuff to do that’s important to the world and him, he’ll send angels to guide you and give you feelings and hunches and opinions so you can spread stories to save the world, sell books and so you don’t screw up the map driving directions and be late when going to the carnival or theatre.

(Whatever you do though, do NOT talk to God about or mention in your new book anything about ancient civilizations, about archaeology, especially about dinosaurs and dinosaur fossils, Neanderthals and the Eurasian Cro-Magnon populations, about archaic extinct humanoid species populations, no talking or writing about snake vocal chords, just only write about what happened after Adam & Eve and that’s it). So it seems now you can talk with God(s) or others while taking a shower or cooking dinner because now you have a “personal relationship” and they will tell you secrets and all kinds of things, delusional voices and imagined feelings will show you the way and give you lots of stuff to write books about, so many stories to be told because now you’re really a special somebody and suddenly know lots of things that others need to know. Maybe even while brushing your teeth or when you’re on the toilet you will be filled with amazing heavenly sent personal information and secrets, voices spoken directly to you personally in your mind and implanted in your brain from…whoever. Wow that’s really something, you should write probably lots of books now).

It’s very easy starting your own religion these days since the advent of the idiot box, with even approving and clapping herds of lackeys and feeble-minded minions supporting you and your new spurious imaginary invented religion, such as another bs and nonsense rubbish lip-flapping despicable filth specimenscamvangelist seen above…[enter 6 Million Dollar Man theme sound effects]…Joyce “20 million dollar home” Meyer, the spiritual Pamela Voorhees of televangelists. What does this absurd disturbing chicanery even mean exactly? Is this a proper way to be walking around the mall and airport showing off your new shoes while eating oversized cookies where even children would be forced to witness the ghoulish nightmarish abomination spectacle? (as if the cookie is some sort of absurd trophy or holy talisman connecting her to the most wisest mind of the universe to write books), talk about overcompensating for her cookie and shoes delirium especially after her botched plastic surgery, she even supposedly gets marriage and relationships counseling inside scoops and tips from god himself, lol, God the relationships therapist and sex counselor with dildo news scoop tips even way better than Dr. Ruth, I recommend her best-selling classics “How To Hear From God” because it’s probably full of zany adventure and suspense (Did you hear that? You and everyone can listen to secret news scoop tips from the god personally like a personal butler or cosmic genie so there’s actually no need for Joyce Meyer, you can get secret godly news scoops and tips directly no need for a middle humanoid), and of course “Living Beyond Your Feelings” and “Power Thoughts to Win the Battle of the Mind” because seriously who doesn’t want to win the war against your feelings and your mind? Your feelings and your mind must be defeated by fiction mumbo jumbo and that’s the truth, you’d be crazy not to). And her “Second Coming products” such as the Jesus Dildo will ensure that dildoing is done the right and scripturally correct holy way and not like the Jews, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Baháʼí, Muslims and others (in some telescamvangelist circles aka the “Immaculate Erection”, however that seems very unlikely and absurd being that the Jesus and disciples characters in the fiction fables were usually just talking pointless contradictory nonsense stories in the desert with their heads in the clouds while making zombies and exorcising demons most of the time so they probably couldn’t even get an erection which is a sin anyway deserving to be chopped off). Besides let’s get real in the actual real non-televangelist world, people instead want and deserve zany adventure books to know how Abraham a rich wandering travelling many camels and slaves owning Babylonian magus sorcerer guru from Ur of the Chaldeans/Mesopotamia could possibly be the founding father of Christians, Jews, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Baha’i and Muslims as claimed? and be the great great great great great etc grandfather of the Jesus character?, because that’s quite a problematic contradictory conundrum and actually very absurd, real thinking people deserve better than that to ponder with their giant cookie and new shoes. Look at just how easy it is….Brand new books out next month order yours today…”Let God Be Your Interior Decorator”, “Jesus Filled Our Shopping Cart With Anointed Blessings From Zion”, “Lighten Up, The Holy Ghost Is 25% Off And Free Shipping”, “The Lord Is King And The Only Banker And Plastic Surgeon Your Soul Will Ever Need”…”The Lord Makes The Best Cookies Because The Holy Ghost Is The Baker” …then you just build on the book title with all sorts of invented horseshit and pointless fluff and it’s a bestseller guaranteed, commercials and everything. (see also Books and Letters written by Jesus who’s also probably the best author of all time).

These types really make me laugh when they start preaching and feeling on their soapboxes, or from behind their desks and microphones. Feelings this, spoke to me that, babbling on quoting pointless meaningless words and chapter/verse quotes that even they don’t know who wrote it or what they mean, just moving on to chattering about their views and feelings and fantasyland now, just rambling on like it’s some sort of information that’s really important and that your life/eternity depends on it, (putting the bait on the hook before reeling you in to your doom, unless of course you become their brainless lackey stooge, very sly tricky bunch). Heck, explain your views and feelings now about cilantro vis-a-vis parsley, or how the Lord or Holy Ghost (whatever that means) spoke to your heart and mind that people should use clarifying shampoo once a week to get rid of buildup and have more softer and luxurious hair etc, write a chapter about how such and such a chapter/verse shows that we really should think this way and not that way about whatever. It all amounts to invented personal pretend world pointless personal feelings chatter that makes me wish they really were talking about cilantro vis-a-vis parsley or shampoo ratings.

Joyce Meyer – a genuine irrefutable apostle-witch and result of 2,000 years of mutations and today undeniable and unequivocal proof that the biblical god does not exist (and from the looks of it she’s most probably the Revelation’s Great Necromantic Blood Magic Zombie Whore Queen of Babylon riding the Seven-Headed and Ten-Horned Beast clothed in purple, and you do have to admit she sure as gosh darn diddly darn dang ding dong doodly darned likes her purple outfits that’s for sure, it’s the prophetic sign fulfilled so keep your eyes open out there in Missouri).

From there you get to different variations, different denominations and then eventually even cults, sects and other strange so-called “churches” or just religious groups. That’s where you throw in some UFO-angels stories, reptilian shapeshifting world leaders abducting Bigfoots from Atlantis and hiding them in the pyramids and at Olmec tombs and some other things. There you have a case of just adding even more made up stuff and choosing different words as your sentence/chapter-verse source. One thing you’ll notice however, like I said earlier, most of these types ignore scientific facts and evidences staring at them right in the face practically, facts and reality are not a part of their feelings-fables equation and never has been. Even numerous experienced “Bible scholars”, professors and people who study these things their whole life, they readily admit with evidences from the text source material and archaeological evidences that most of the most well known biblical stories are just plain personal tribal theologies agendas and propaganda of anonymous Bronze Age tribal writers, primitive blood magic mysticism behaviorisms, allegories, borrowed and adapted astrotheologies, abstract concepts and basically mostly fiction superheroes and magical events. Basically a case of either outright inventions (Adam & Eve, talking serpents, Noah and his closed boat door and animals, the man living in a fish without drowning, the Devil tricking God into tormenting Job with plagues and sores and killing his family all just for a bet or some kind of demented bragging rights or something, or to teach you a lesson that you better do this and that or else) or extravagant and ludicrously improbable exaggerations written down many centuries after the event or person in the story was supposed to have happened and existed. Written down hyperbole with some fantastical “miracles magic” and events thrown into the story to really “wow” and “gosh” the readers and listeners. Hey, let’s make the sun and moon stop moving, or let’s make cereal fall from the sky, heck turn people into salt and let’s have lots of plagues and whining lepers and zombies. (You will also come across tons of examples of Epimenides paradox , coincidentally in Croatian we have the saying “Ti si kreten i majmun drek i bezveze” when someone doesn’t know what the hell they’re talking about or are just bullshitting to audiences and being pointless). Every preacher and book writer just follows their own personal brand of Confirmation bias anyway, just selectively using flaky imaginary characters or cherry picking wishy-washy obscure anonymously written text to prove their pointless made up personal views with abstract concepts and then ignoring the mountain of contradictory text and meanings and evidence at the same time, just spinning the fables excerpts into hard or paperback personal fable version books. Of course for the Jonah in a fish for 3 days story you won’t need any suspension of disbelief at all, because that’s quite possible and probable. (aka the “gospel truth” and being so true that it’s “super true”).

I don’t have enough space here to elaborate about this disturbing abomination, Ernest Angley (the one with the gigantic matching purple snotrag in his front pocket) is basically known as the weird talking toupeed fake-healer and bullshitting guru-host of fake miracles television shows for many decades, he’s even come back from the dead a number of times not just once. Praizzze Gawd!

It’s basically that well known recently coined term “Suspension of Disbelief” actually, it’s the exact same process except these days it’s Hollywood, European and other movie film writers, directors and producers that employ this method, for thousands of years before the magics of filmmaking they only just wrote the suspension of disbeliefs on the back of the skins of dead carcasses, then later something resembling paper. (The psychosis sometimes reaches such an obsessive fixated level that some people will believe there is no suspension of disbelief at all, that instead everything written is truth and real and even super real, that a mountain is a river, even that God made your child blind, cripple or have an incurable disease because you wronged him somehow in the past, or just to teach you a lesson). That’s why there’s no archaeological evidence or historical written sources backing up what was written later.

(The Abrahamic religions adopted Zoroastrian Devil fictional character shown for illustrative purposes only, not an actual photo)
Ironically, according to the bible Lucifer is described (actually intentionally mistranslated and taken completely out of context because the text is actually referring to someone else, but anyway) as a highly exalted perfect freedom fighting angel leader who’s beauty is flawless and breathtaking (what the heck happened too much Butylated Hydroxyanisole and Sodium Nitrate in his diet and he had horns implants?), although even this portrayal from Isaiah 14: 4-21 derives mainly from Babylonian astrotheology about the planet Venus (Lucifer is the Latin name for Venus) and the text is actually speaking about the King of Babylon and so it’s mistranslated, cherry picked and taken completely out of context (i.e. – made up and fabricated, makes for great movies though). More about this much later invented (and borrowed from other older and Mesopotamian/Zoroastrian religions) character who actually started out as a personality trait of Yahweh-Jehovah God and his palaroonie friend helper, then turned into an angel agent who personally works for and carries out punishments and suffering “for” God with his full support, then as a position of authority to be an accuser and adversary, later he becomes a metaphor and symbolic representation of innate human qualities, and only much later still he is transformed into a powerful separate entity with a powerful kingdom and armies of his own angels who took his side (because the greatest minds and thinkers in history are always in the minority not the majority as the saying goes), having his own vast realms and even authority as Lord of the Earth and visible world who is at times a helper to humans (eventually given horns, cloven hooves feet, pointy tail, red face, knobby knees, pointy chin and ears, goatee, bad breath, pitchfork, echoing laugh and sometimes even a nefarious cape etc). Very interesting also, even the very concept of “dualism” between a mighty Devil and God characters being in eternal conflict, of wandering demons floating around the earth as well as even the whole concept of an eternal burning hell punishments and burning punishments for eternity with the fire and the burning hellish burning torment fire and the Lake of Fire of eternal burning and hot anguish burning until almost burnt etc, all these ideas and concepts (as well as the attached astrotheology and future rising zombies beliefs) were only much later introduced and directly borrowed and imported by Jewish scribes and priests from other surrounding religions and especially from the Egyptians and Persian Zoroastrianism religion and their beliefs, (even the customs of circumcision and being forbidden to eat pork has much earlier tradition origins from them also, particularly because the Egyptian god Set murdered his brother Osiris and would transform into a black pig as well as being an enemy of Horus, thus the taboo of eating swine still being a religious prohibition among Jews and Muslims even still today because those religions sprang and grew in the same geographically and culturally coterminous Levant area which included ancient Canaan), see also Classification of Demons which could very well mean that the Devil-Satan-Lucifer is really just one of many Devil-Satan-Lucifers with God being the main one as you’ll see later.

There’s absolutely no Egyptian mention at all actually, none whatsoever at any time that has been discovered that backs up what was anonymously written in Exodus and lots of the Old Testament, nothing by any other nearby nations and their leaders and writers either. Nothing mentioned or recorded even later referring to something even remotely similar happening from that time or any time by any other peoples either…ever. It’s also quite interesting that the majority of biblical scholars believe that Exodus and the first five written books (Pentateuch aka Five Books of Moses) were a product of the Babylonian captivity (6th century BCE) and completed with final revisions only during the post-Exilic period (5th century BCE) and a growing number of biblical scholars of the opinion that probably even later in the 3rd century BCE, it’s even generally accepted that the Moses superhero character portrayed in the books did not author or write any of the text material because of the numerous contradictory information and chronologies that don’t add up, impossible time sequences and natural world/cosmic processes, wrong verified known historical information and time travel/alternate universe scenarios etc (To put it in perspective, it would basically be like all American historians, as well as all Canada, Mexico and South American country writers, never making any mention or commenting at all about the Abraham Lincoln or JFK assassination, about the American Civil War or even the events of 9-11 up to today, just simply left out of the news and newspapers and media everywhere…never recorded, commented about or mentioned by any historians or anybody, nobody talking about it or writing the smallest mention about it…as if it never even happened…just crickets, just like the many other biblical instances of fabulist wow-ism). I’m not even going to get in the whole Neanderthal DNA, Cro-Magnon man, various mostly extinct archaichuman populations, Early European and Eurasian Human populations and migrations, long forgotten civilizations that are many thousands of years older than the whole universe is supposed to be according to the charlatan book writers/stage and microphone verbal diarrhea jimble jamblers.

The bible scene (Genesis 32:22-32) where Jacob takes on God in a wrestling match that lasted about 60 rounds “all through the night”, God lost. Best wrestler and headlock ever and “Neewww Canaanite Heavyweight Champion of the Wooorld!” (Later after Jacob was given the new name Israel, he went back to his 2 wives and female slaves and celebrated that’s for sure, this desert god is such a ridiculous chump stooge that he can’t even beat a puny human, pfff that’s just ridiculous). Btw, the very name “Israel” literally means “fighter against god” or “the one who fights/wrestles against god” (Yisrael). More information HERE and about him and then his sasquatch brother later.

When you have biblical experts and scholars even telling you that it’s basically mostly invented stories and incredible exaggerations, because they’ve studied all the sources for decades, then that has to mean something. That’s right, scholars who have studied all the oldest ancient biblical sources readily admit that most of the written events and many times the people characters, probably never existed. The only thing is, they write their findings based on actual proven sources and evidences for the benefit of the reader, not to sell books or sell holy tap water and fake miracles to help you get a bigger welfare check or hamburgers falling from the sky to feed your hungry family.

**Doctor said…”Don’t wait, call the number on your screen”.**

Maybe the reader still may not understand what I’m talking about, many of the types I’m talking about want you to just believe them on “faith”, to believe only written words in the bible as the absolute truth based on “faith,” (Well, just the words or points that they point out anyway). However, this is just plain nonsense and self-delusion, it’s more accurately described as “hope”, you just “hope” something will happen and hope that coincidences and probabilities will go your way because if it really was faith then “it would happen”…everytime, it’s basically “Hope-ium”. Look, here’s an analogy, and remember, your eternal soul, existence and afterlife will depend on your decisions and beliefs likewise…..

Jimmy Swaggart came back from the dead again? But we’ve already got too many Jimmy Swaggarts abominations already as it is. (Which reminds me, and more about this later, did you know just how easy it is for anyone to become a so-called “Pastor”? It’s so easy that any pointless shmuck on the street who knows how to read can become one, how do you think all these scamvangelists and telescamvangelist specimens started out? It’s so easy you can even take an online course and presto-magico become a pastor in no time, and practically overnight be wearing impressive name tags with “Pastor Bill” or “Pastor Jill” or whatever your name is, it’s so easy anyone with a grade 3 education can become a “pastor”. And you won’t even have to know ancient Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic, Latin or any of the languages actually used to write the stories, you won’t have to know what the words mean or even know real history or science, heck no, you won’t even have to know who wrote the stuff, where or when it was written or who it was actually intended and written for, heck no, just only be able to memorize just a few lines here and there and just make up the rest and imaginary b.s. Then in no time you meet even just 5 people once a month or week and it’s your church now, then you can even baptize people in a pool which many pastors do, and then come all the great tax-exempt status, loopholes and tax-free faith seeds blessings. Because it’s just a business remember, being a “Pastor” is only a job description not a qualification, then you can write books about anything inventing all sorts of nonsense for your fans and put your name on the cover…”How To Talk To Cheese by Pastor Pete” or “The Wisdom & Blessings Of Listening To Cheese with Pastor Dave”, “Let Cheese Into Your Life For True Blessings”, “Let The Voice Of Cheese Speak”, “Cheese’s Prophecies Today And What It Means To You” and of course “Discover The Truths & Ancient Secrets Of Cheese by Pastor Bill” or whatever your name is, you can then also likewise just make stuff up and now you’re an “author” as well as a “pastor”. LOL, it’s true, then you can even organize retreats, conventions, cruise ship holidays, trips, all sorts of events…with “Pastor [enter name here]”, and the main thing is you really don’t have to know anything or even know what you’re talking about just mainly invent meanings and make up lots of horseshit, you’ll even upgrade from comfy sweaters, polo shirts and slacks to suits and ties with a wall framed pastor certifcate as a bonus, even fancy plastic name tags not just the peel and stick on name tags. People will be amazed and in awe of your newfound pastoring gabbing powers and pastoring knowledge (Oh and did I mention you will also become one of the world’s best and most eloquent lying professional beggars? yep, day after week after months and years and years of honing your professional beggar skills, among the best beggars in the world actually), the neighbours will mow your lawn for you and kids on the street will be joyfully greeting you “Hey Pastor Dan! that sure is great looking luggage, where you off to this time Pastor to Afghanistan?!” What a great racket and easy tax-free faith seeds because of your new lackeys and duped feeble-minded fans, you’d be crazy not to, you’ll never have to shop at Walmart again).
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You are a passenger on a jet airplane about an hour before the plain should start its descent to approach the runway and land. But the pilot and co-pilot both strangely suddenly die of a heart attack. (Too many fried foods, undercooked salmon maybe, I don’t know why, they just did). Some passenger stands up from his seat and says. “I once was thinking about becoming a pilot, I read all the manuals, dozens of them, I studied videos, did simulations using the information at home, I think I know which controls to use and get this plane landed without crashing, it’s common sense and will come back to me I’m sure, I think I can land the plane and save our lives!”. Then some other passenger gets upout of their seat and says “Behold dear brethren, I have the faith, all one really needs is faith in the word and that faith will land this jet airplane through me as the Lord’s instrument, it is only through our faith in what is written by God that we can all be saved and get this plane landed safely.” Someone asked the 2nd guy, “Well, do you know anything at all about jet airplane controls, what they do, how to use them to land the plane?” He replies “No, nothing, but I have the utmost faith that I will land this plane, it is only through faith that we can be saved, the Lord will save us by making this plane land if we just all have the faith that he will do it.” So, if you are the other passengers who are going to decide which guys hould take a shot at landing the plane, who are you going to choose?…

Step right up folks I’m making a miraculous camel dungpile right before your very eyes, Praizzze Gawd! GLO-RY! (Look at the guy in the blue dress shirt, he gets a 9.8 out of 10 for great technique and a superlative finish, without a doubt this gif should be included when Googling for the internet definition of “dregs of society”, and probably “stupid white people” and “shit for brains freakshow” also, heck probably “suspension of disbelief delirium”, “overcompensating for failed delusional expectations”, “pointless white trash”, “televised psychosis displays”, “blood magic filth shenanigans”, “Abrahamic religions voodoo trash circus” and of course “hocus pocus fraudsters” too and a bunch of other fitting terms actually).

There has never been a documented case where even 1 televangelist performed any measly miracle for any kids at the Make A Wish Foundation ever in history, but in 2013 Batman did. Batman: 1, Televangelists: 0.

…Pick the guy with some basic fundamental knowledge about operating and landing a plane and who seems to understand the basic principles and controls involved, or just go back to your seat, put on the seat belt and have faith that the other guy will miraculously land the plane? All just because he has the faith that he will do it. (He has the faith that he will do it dagnabit! Dam you all unbelieving fools he has the faith!). You can similarly try this out at home yourself sometime actually, just hop in your car and step on the gas aiming towards a high cliff then step off the gas but don’t brake, as the car is still coasting fairly fast just have the faith that the car will come to a speedily and safe halt before going over the cliff. That’s a pretty fun and easy exercise to try out, let me know how it turned out and I might do a post about it. Good luck with that and don’t forget to send some pics and video footage.

This farcical ridiculous Garden of Eden adventure is the earliest biblical fable involving humans and it’s a story that will be revisited and explored later, (just one of 4500+ year old pagan Mesopotamian-Canaanite-Egyptian and other Semitic people’s pagan magical characters, ideas, abstract concepts, stories and fables, as well as Zoroastrian, Greco-Roman mythologies and astrotheology etc that found it’s way into anonymous biblical author’s world views and deserts behaviorisms), and right from the start people are misunderstanding and televangelists-preachers erroneously retelling the text that is actually written, by them simply blaming the Adam and Eve characters for being duped by a talking snake, but when all the written information of the fable is understood in context and clearly shown by the written transpired events, the very first “person” or thing to get duped is not them, the first one to actually be duped in the narrative is…god, that’s right, the supposed most powerful and most wisest “all-knowing” god character of the story was caught absolutely clueless just a few pages into the novel and got duped by a talking snake (How embarrassing, walking around his garden and asking “Adam where are you?…Who told you that bla bla bla?”, yep totally clueless it seems and definitely not a good hide ‘n seek player either). It’s a very major snafu blunder and the reader right from the start of the novel gets the strong feeling that this main master of the universe god deity character is not very bright or as “all-knowing” as he claims and keeps reminding to other characters that he is, which sets the tone for later plots, characters and stories in the novel. More about this later.

“God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It” as the saying goes…The Hebrew concept of “the universe” during the Old Testament Biblical superheroes times is actually the forerunner to those Flat Earth Theory people who are still around today, according to the Yahwehism-Jehovahism beliefs Earth was within a dome and the blue sky was even believed to be a wall of water floating in the atmosphere with literal pillars supporting the flat earth which had ends, rain was believed to be God tipping his rain jars and snow was kept in the snow storage houses, that earthquakes are caused by god’s anger, that there were no rainbows before the Noah superhero, that the Moon has a light of its own, that stars fall from the skies etc…etc…etc. Also according to their understanding and knowledge of the known world which consisted of mainly just the Levant, then in the corresponding map seen above Europe, Asia, Australia, North America and South America would be located in outer space somewhere and not on the flat earth disc, it’s pretty easy and plain to see that the newly concocted Yahweh-Jehovah tribal deity was just their “God of the Middle East” and without a doubt was never a God of the Danube, Alps, Carpathians or Mississippi, Ural, Ganges rivers etc. However, even this wrong world view as well as many other biblical views, beliefs, events and legends characters actually directly derive from the ancient Mesopotamian religion, and even elements from ancient Egypt. i.e. – from the religious beliefs and practices of the civilizations of ancient Mesopotamia from since 3500 BCE, so it’s clear and strange, but not surprising, to see that the Hebrew Jehovah-Yahweh God gave secret news scoop tips to his writers to basically copy ancient pagan cosmological world views and religious beliefs and stories, adapt and personalize them and then pass them off as his own. You’ll also soon see that lots and lots of ideas, characters, legends, beliefs and views were borrowed from them also.

If you read the bible without believing it, if you read it and realize it’s just another people’s national myths and folklore, just primitivism and a bunch of stories and mythologies written by obsessively superstitious people from the Bronze/Iron Age deserts – then it becomes increasingly apparent that they attributed the most circumstantial events and psychological traits to their god (aka “God of the Middle East”). After reading it you can then ask yourself does this sound familiar? Is this the same “real world” you live in or a world you could easily step into and just continue living and thinking and acting as usual alongside one of “their world” characters and their world thinking views and behaviorisms, or vice versa? (I guarantee if you did teleport there you would be stoned to death in no time just as god commanded), Or does it sound much more like fables and fiction characters? The bible and Abrahamic religions screams out loud of an ancient desert peoples who knew nothing of psychology, natural science, earth science, physics, astronomy, geography, coincidence, human fallibility and even cases of basic biology and hygiene, it’s a book that actually even celebrates ignorance in those fields, where anyone hearing voices was experiencing god talking and angels or demons under every rock and behind every bush. The writings and character’s quotes come across more as absurd kitsch comedic drama with a penchant for the distasteful and even warped demented side. Click open the image of earth for full view of the universe.
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…And if the Nephilim were on the Earth before but also after the flood in ancient Canaan, did they make their own ark also or did they sneak onto the ship hiding in the hay?, or were they just really good swimmers? or they just simply teleported to the future? And since they were made by the “Sons of God” does that mean they’re brothers of Jesus? But they went after women and Jesus was a fisher of men, so that’s weird (why not just go fishing for fish it’s not homoerotic enough? that’s why it’s called fishing after all). Could the Nephilim live under water for a while like Aquaman then reappear again like as if out of thin air?

Let’s face it, do these televangelists/scammers really know anything that this Jesus character purportedly said? He said, supposedly, some pretty crazy and weird things
you have to admit, if he or anyone ever even said them, according to the much later anonymously written contradictory accounts stories, whoever, wherever and whenever they wrote them. Also, I noticed that if someone wants to double check and make sure they know what they’re talking about and believe in, they usually find out they’ve been believing wrongly, no mention of seed faith gifts, envelopes, miracle sand, oil or a miracle cloth at all. The opinion of one very experienced scholar that I came across was that even if he did exist according to the fables, he still comes across as nothing but a leader of a small group of traveling hobos, and that he had serious delusions, was most likely mentally ill and had disturbing self-identity issues and episodes of delirium about being a god, we also know he would have been just one of a number of many other similar self-professed leaders/gurus characters doing similar and even exact same miracle shows which was something very common during those times and areas anyway, there were holy “saviours” rising from the dead characters in written sources even saying and doing many of the same things centuries before because it was sort of like a popular fad in the Levant deserts, it was their thing.

Basically according to all the biblical stories, the gist of it is that as soon as you acknowledge your right to free will and to think and reason as an individual being with a mind and life experiences of their own, then you automatically instantly become an enemy of God and must be smited and smote for being in cahoots with Lucifer (who’s actually the planet Venus in their astrotheology, but we’ll borrow from the ancient Mesopotamians and Zoroastrian ideas and make it a Devil-Diabolus character for zany suspense).

A complete stranger rapes your mom or kills a family member then burns your house down and shoots the dog, you’re supposed to instead turn the other cheek and “love” them? Someone assaults you and robs you of everything you own, so instead give them your last piece of clothing or coat and “love” them? Hate your family but love genocidal murderous criminals? Hmmm? That sounds like a great idea, if you’re a deranged serial killer or just robbed a bank or live in another make-believe universe of opposites logic where vanillla ice cream tastes like tabasco sauce. These are strange foreign customs and abstract concepts of deranged people and filth morals basically.

**Makes a great board game, look at that concentration, how can that not verily be true?!**

Another very learned scholar with over 30 years of thorough study and expertise explained that according to his findings, “without a doubt even he was a completely concocted story and an imaginary moron.” Many of his colleagues agree he was a preposterous invented character with no historical evidence of existing (not in any recorded material from his alleged time or for many decades afterwards by anybody), that he had the most preposterous contradictory words attributed to him time and time again, and the fact that much older deities, legends and characters accomplished the same feats attributed to him much later, and even cases of the same rituals, which again prove he was largely a composite fiction. And very interestingly, he noted that if people were to acknowledge and live their lives according to even just the various words of the Jesus character (the purported words, parables, contradictory commands, ramblings, stories, hints, advice etc, allegedly spoken by or attributed to him by whoever at some point somewhere anyway, and lived ONLY by that), then Jesus would be completely useless and irrelevant to Christians (unless you want to teleport a bunch of demons into swine so as to make them into pork chops easier).

WOW! It’s the holy ghost what more proof do you need? even just this guy alone deserves an entire blog, actually each scamvangelist does (also able to cure every disease and ailment in the world as foretold for 16 seconds, why are not all these slapfest miracles all over the news? For shame American network news, for shame).

Also importantly, if you want to be one of these types of authors, you’ll have to be a better author and make-believer than even the authors of the bible, much more better. How so? Because let’s get real, there are so many contradictions found all throughout the written material. These days you can’t write a book you want lots of people to buy or believe using those kinds of rules. For instance, and this is right from the bible, right from the very start the reader is left confused because it’s contradicting itself on a massive scale. That is right from the very start the reader is clueless as to what is going on. Genesis 1 gives the “Creation Story” where “God” (Gods and deities/powers actually and truthfully, because the original Hebrew used word is “Elohim” which means plural “Gods”, they’re all in the same club of El who was the first original Hebrew god and god of most other Canaanite peoples and ancient Mesopotamians, all the deities/gods together make up the “Gods club of El” or “Elohim.” (Lots of ancient Hebrew names are directly derived from the name of the god EL, everyone knows that…”Isra-el”, “Dani-el, El-izabeth, Micha-el, Immanu-el, Haza-el, Ari-el, Samu-el, Hana-el, El-isha, El-isheba” etc (Danel was a mythical Ugaritic hero and we know a lot of Jewish mythology is adapted from Ugaritic and similar surrounding cultures, so most assuredly the biblical Daniel character is also mythical. The two names even mean the same thing (Daniel, “God Is My Judge” in Hebrew; Danel, “God Is My Judge” in Ugaritic), and many, many numerous other names and place name/topography examples, (in the Hebrew bible Hagar calls him by name El Roi – “the god who sees me”). Actually, a large number of scholars, researchers and archaeologists from over the last century especially agree and have put forward undeniable evidences that the origins of the Israelites is from Canaanite origins, which today is the majority consensus even by many believers and Jewish researchers and scholars. The culture of the earliest Israelite settlements in the land of Canaan and their cult-objects are clearly those of the Canaanite god El, also in the Hebrew bible it is the name El (Elyon, Elohim, El Shaddai and sometimes Baal) used many times when talking about their god Yahweh-Jehovah, it all points to the very evident and not surprising very common process of Canaanite religious syncretism. Just watch the first few minutes of this video which explains a little better what I just briefly mentioned, it’s much more complicated and things involved than just Charlton Heston, fake hocus pocus and faith seed harvests)…

…Where the the “god/gods” make different things on the different days, including all the plants and animals and then finally humanoids (both male and female) on the 6th day. Elohim then rests on the 7th day. But wait a second here, just a few sentences later in Genesis 2 it says that “God” (The name is Yahweh actually, now it’s a specific single he who’s name is Yahweh and no more “We” or “Us” (aka Jehovah and who’s different from Elohim or El, the plural “Gods Club of El”), and so now this Yahweh deity creates Adam on the 8th day, and then the plants and animals after him. This “God” tells Adam to name the plants and animals that were made for him and after him and to work the soil and take care of the garden. Then he eventually makes “Eve” from Adam’s rib, as a partner for Adam because all the animals made weren’t impressing Adam as potential partners. You know this ridiculous fairy story already probably…

Right this way, step right up folks! Amazing miracle cures plus…The 4-Legged Woman, The Camel Girl, Elastic Man, The Feejee Mermaid, Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy, Lobster Boy and the Incredible Bearded Lady! C’mon in and see the holy ghost in action and remember to affix suffcient postage.

…But this is totally completely different from the “earlier” Genesis 1 “Elohim/Gods” plural account you just read seconds earlier. What the hell is going on here? Is there an interdimensional time warp taking place? You can’t write a book like that and hope to sell lots of copies of the book using this formula right from the start, right from the start in the very frst 2 chapters and there’s already 2 contradictory creation stories giving opposite information, (it’s not just different information but irreconcilable opposite information). The first chapter version has the planet being nothing but water at first and then the dry land appeared coming up after, the other 2nd chapter version has it that the earth was all just dry dusty land and then water and rain was made to appear afterwards to water the land, one version that humanoid kind was made male and female on the 6th day, but the other version that Adam was made on the 8th day then the animals and then Eve afterwards using that old rib magic trick. That’s probably why a lot of these types have sidekicks on television, someone to laugh at all their jokes, agree with everything they say, someone to “ooooh” and “aaaah” and “amen”, to repeat what they say, slap their thighs, nod and agree and chuckle, or just sit contemplatively looking into the camera nodding and saying “Glory Be call the number on your screen”…Why? What for? What are we gonna talk about the weather, recipes, fashions, moisturizing cream, illegal migration or the economy? I don’t talk about the weather, recipes or economy with absolute complete strange weirdos trying to mind control brainwash people.

Biblical scholars and apologists agree that probably 2 out of 3 prayers to God and Jesus get answered (especially with added faith shekels seeds). Thank & Praizzze Gawd GLO-RY!

AND REMEMBER IT’S JUST LIKE BILLY GRAHAM SAYS…GOD LOVES YOU, YOU’RE JUST SO SPECIAL TO HIM SO GOD LOVES YOU JUST SO, SO, SO GOSH DARN DIDDLY DARN DANG DING DONG DARNED SOOO MUCH (BUT NOT YOU KID, YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN).
God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It…as the saying goes which makes absolutely no sense. With faith seeds and faith of a mustard seed and other mystical mumbo jumbo, the master of the whole universe and Alabama will forsake saving the world to instead saving your personal pointless world, 10 million children under the age of 5 die every year but dang that Holy Ghost sure comes in handy sometimes especially at sports and lotteries. He will become your very own imaginary playmate, personal genie, divine psychiatrist and cosmic butler speaking personally to just you because you’re a real somebody now and mean something special, amen to that. Praizzze Gawd! (And the holy ghost will help your earned run average and golf game too, it’s a proven fact). God: “Sorry kid I’m busy and can’t help you, I gotta arrange a miracle fumble and a miraculous botched throw to 1st to win the series, and someone needs to pass their geography and math exam”.

…Did one god (“God’s” actually like I said) make most of mankind and then another god make just Adam and Eve and his offspring? or vice versa? It sure seems like it, because the original Hebrew text in the 2 versions is verily speaking of 2 distinct and different creations with different events taking place in very different chronological orders, 2 Creation stories truthfully talking about 2 completely different creations according to the text, there’s no other way to explain it, either that or the writers of the text and/or god is mentally retarded. Also, what sort of all-knowing super-duper genius being deity gives rules about right and wrong/good and evil to some newly created humanoids who don’t even understand the concept of right and wrong in the first place? Whose newly made fresh minds would have no clue about what good or bad is or following rules much like 2 year olds in an amusement park, Heck I’m surprised they didn’t walk into the river and drown trying to pet the crocodiles, and then even tempt and tease them with a yummy fruited tree, even plant the tree right in front of their noses in the very middle of the garden? That’s just dumb, and why make a serpent with a most wise cunning mind with even the ability to talk and reason anyway? And what’s up with all that “Adam where are you? Who told you that…bla bla bla?” nonsense? This “all-knowing” being didn’t know what was going on or where Adam was or who told them things or that there was a talking snake in his very own garden in the first place? And strangely it wouldn’t have known what was going to happen in the first place beforehand? (And I find it very hard to believe that the snake could have been hiding in the bushes the whole time, or in a cave or a hole in the ground, that’s just impossible to be such a good hide ‘n seeker, there’s just no way I’ll believe that nonsense). Tempting freshly made minds that don’t even comprehend right and wrong with a yummy fruit tree is just plain dumb and asking for trouble. This supposed most powerful smartest thing in the universe being in the story doesn’t come across very all-powerful or “all-knowing” smart at all, he got easily duped and undercut by a serpent that he made and he didn’t see it coming according to the text. (If anything, knowing that it was the “Elohim” (plural gods/powers) in the Hebrew text who created the humans races, then it seems much more probable that it was the Anunnaki who did the creating, because they are the oldest primordial line of deities recorded regarding the very beginnings of humans and life on the planet, from the time that the earth was still formless and void, the Elohim would equate to being the gods Anunnaki and the
Epic of Gilgamesh then being the origins of a Garden of Eden and future flood and boat stories…which it is.

Drown the bastards, smite and kill em’ all because…well…just because. (Rule #1: When in doubt or you screwed up the recipe large just smite em’ all and start over just like baking a cake, it’s God’s Way and the right smartest thing to do). Btw, this image is actually a real painting that is on display at the Creation and Noah’s Ark Museum in Glen Rose, Texas and not a joke to ridicule the feeble-minded or gullible, it could quite possibly even be a portrayal of the part where the Nephilim snuck onto the boat when Noah was gathering the penguins and stegosaurus’ (that’s how they made it to the “Promised Land” again before the Israelites, it’s the only explanation).

It should also be noted that the ancient “Old Europe” populations and societies, and the earliest Croats and their descendants, are not included as part of the biblical mythological “table of nations” list nor are they included as a part of any genealogy or chronology belonging to any Noah character in the book of Genesis. Facts and even the biblical mythology and calculated timetable show that Old Europe populations never experienced any cataclysmic flood but were instead descendants of other pre-flood populations not accounted for in the book of Genesis during Noah’s time, this would include of course Croatians, the Veneti, Balts, other later Slavic languages speaking peoples, Germanic people, Celts and any others who lived in Europe and all Eurasia around 2400 BCE. The very text of the bible excludes them as being any imaginary offspring from a fictitious Noah character and instead makes us a continuation of a pre-flood world and populations, which in reality is the case. They would actually never have been flooded nor did the populations living there ever come to an end being all destroyed, as much as this upsets bible believers, as their descendants are still here today (including me) and proven through DNA and physical and arcaeological evidences and remains. (aka the Antediluvian world by biblical sources proponents). They would not have suffered any cataclysmic flood nor were their lands affected by any all life-destroying flooding, and the reasons supporting this fact are quite simple and irrefutable (experiencing Ice Ages yes but no sudden cataclysmic flooding). Even the dating of Noah’s flood by biblical scholars using their very own biblical calculations and chronology is only to around 2400 BCE, and so any archaeological and material findings in large parts of Europe would then all have to have happened after the flood according to this timetable and belief/philosophy, believing that only populations that migrated there after Noah and the flood left behind artifacts. However this is absurd as any scientist and archaeologist will tell and show you. Without even getting into the totally mind-boggling absurd mathematics and science behind easily debunking the fable, such as the making of the huge watertight ark by just a few sheepherder guys in the iron age, all the animals from around the world, the food, feces and air needed to survive (the ark had only one 2 ft sqaure window, they would have all died of methane gas exposure in no time..p.u!), it having to have rained almost 30 feet of water per hour for 40 days when a heavy downpour is about 1-2 inches per hour, so even the wooden ark itself would have been bombarded like a catterpillar walking on a rock under Niagara Falls, etc, etc, etc. The mythological “Table of Nations” scenario is a fiction basically invented by minds with personal agendas (modern day fundamentalists and gurus will try to connect many modern nations as being descendants of and springing forth from a Noah character, but it’s just fiction based on even more fiction stories, it makes for amusing movies but that’s about it). This is a fact, the Genesis “table of nations” text EXCLUDES any populations in Europe and Eurasia because the pre-flood populations living there never experienced any cataclysmic flood but continue to this day and their physical remains are still being discovered today. Reality 1..Desert cave invented fables 0. (There are even 2 contradictory Flood stories in the Hebrew Torah and Bible even to this day, which many don’t know about or want to talk about probably because it complicates the plot in movies and films and action figure toys. Another case in point to ponder…is it 2 of each animal or 7 pairs (14 animals) that went on the ark?…

We know because it’s been proven that a number of plot themes, plot elements and characters in the ancient Mesopotamian Epic of Gilgamesh (circa. 2100 BCE) only much later came to be used and incorporated in the personalized myths and fables of numerous Canaanite and other people’s cults in the Levant/Middle East, including most notably in the later Abrahamic religions – especially the accounts of the Garden of Eden, Tower of Babel and Genesis Flood myths narratives. Each cultic center and tribal people personalized them for their own purposes, these myths and fables were very popular with the various emerging cults at that time because of the various action, drama, romance, zany suspense (some suspension of disbelief also of course) and some wow elements which really impressed the camel cowboys and shepherds, sort of like Thanos saving Doctor Strange and his family but drowning the rest. Example: “Look Noah’s safe on that boat with 14 of each animal but we and all our babies and children and the bunnies and ponies are going to drown on this rock!”…WOW!…see what I mean? It doesn’t get much more zanier suspense than that. (and besides, according to the narrative entirely killing the various humanoids populations is one thing, but why the horses, bunnies, kittens, deers, ducks, and all the other animals also, just what the heck kind of reasoning and logic exactly is behind killing all the animals in the world? What the heck did they do?, that’s animal cruelty probably. For a remarkable detailed recreation of the sound during the deluge click here, amazing!). It seems most people have been so desensitized to this Noah and the Ark story, and other stories, that they don’r really even think about what they’re hearing or reading, think about it, if the Devil/Satan character had sent torrential rains and floods to wipe out and drown all the babies, children, people and innocent animals in the entire world, televangelists would have a field day joyously and constantly pointing out how corrupted, evil and despicable he was that he even killed all the innocent animals, children, babies and humanoids…”Do you see?! it’s written right there!, he’s a despicable murderous killing evil killer Devil GLO-RY!” (Besides, Geez talk about overcompensating, don’t quote me on this but this may very well be the origins from where the later popularly used term “Fuck The World” came from). But even more weird, strange and funny is that afterwards this God admits he made a mistake and that the flood was actually pointless and it didn’t really solve anything or change anything at all, in the story he admits he screwed up and all the flood killing was a bonehead decision, so it was basically just all for nothing…lol, great going GENIUS!

…Make up your mind whoever wrote these bizarre dumb stories. (clean and unclean animals??? Holy Moly, what does that even mean exactly in the context of burnt offerings??? unclean burning animal hair smells different or their burning carcass looks nicer? Some animals are more holier than others?, then it’s no great bonus being a clean holy animal that’s for sure. Why even make/invent unclean animals in the first place if you can’t even burn them accordingly, or eat them, they’re pointless to even invent and save on the boat then, and also why the deranged obsessive fixation with constantly demanding to have animals burned as a sacrifce for him anyway? This is the most perfect wise being or thing in the entire universe and sounds like satisfactory logical demands?…”Burn all these such and such animals for me I tell you, their blood and burning carcasses aromas please me to my nostrils!”…sniiiiiffff…Waaaa?). It would actually have to be 7 pairs of clean animals and not just 1 pair if Noah immediately performed many more animal sacrifces/burnt offerings to his God after landing the ark as per instructions by his god, otherwise lots of species would have gone extinct almost immediately, Noah was told by his God right after the flood to immediately go and burn as an offering…get this….1 OF EVERY CLEAN ANIMAL. (The extra pairs of clean animals would then logically be needed and put on the ark not to save them but instead specifically for later burnt offering sacrifces by Noah as instructed by his god, because the flood didn’t kill enough clean and unclean animals obviously, but mainly because if you burn even just one clean cow or sheep or goat or chicken/bird after leaving the ark, then they’re automatically immediately extinct. Burning even just one of each clean animal as instructed by Noah’s God would have meant extinction, it would have meant only vegetarians from that time forward. The 7 pairs of animals were specifically required solely for 1 reason and one reason only, so as to sacrificially burn them later).

“Every Day A Friday” – Joel Olsteen. Wow so epic, deep and evocatively compelling while wiping your ass on the shitter on a Tuesday. With a book title like that you know it’s just more bullshit on top of other bullshit. Every day is NOT a Friday in the real world or my world, everyone knows that and every calendar in the world can’t be wrong and just him right. Pulling book titles and sermon topics out of thin air using just invented abstract concepts and imaginary ideas not based on the real world is just so easy like I said. Why is he always looking at the ceiling anyway? Is there a big huge spider up there or is it verily raining Benjamin Franklins again? Besides how pathetic and despicable, always using other people’s quotes to sound deep and real (feel free to retweet that).

Let me expound even a little more on this particular dumb biblical fairy tale story, since it is so important to all 3 Abrahamic religions just as the whole Genesis fairy tale, as well as their shows/movies and action figure toys and posters, It shows just how absurd and ridiculous supposed bible scholars even these days are when they attempt to explain things and make the reader out to be some moron idiot. Take a look below at the internet example of the supposed “logic” used in trying to explain away the obvious contradictions that are written right there in front of everyone to read (and actually putting words into his god’s mouth in the process to explain the contradictory mistake and then update the contradictory information with their subterfuge smoke and mirrors double talk “logic” of absurdity, what else is new). Here’s just one example of bizarro-logic mental gymnastics explaining obvious plain to read contradictory information by using added bizarro-basic math mumbo jumbo to contradict what is written…

In my math world 1 pair does not mean 7 pairs and vice versa, 2=2 and 14=14, and 7-1 still leaves ONLY 6 pairs, that’s just the way I roll. (during a math test it’s not “what is only 2 + 5?…15 because it didn’t say only 5). Only people with selective, source and systemized amnesia believe it’s 1 pair and 7 pairs being the same thing, (just like the text excerpts saying it rained for 40 days, but also that it rained for 150 days), a very common problem when reading biblical material actually as more examples will be discussed. Besides all the proven contradictions and improbabilities of this event ever having taken place in real life in the real world and real universe, even just the very basic general premises of this farcical myth are so ludicrous that only feeble-minded shmucks would believe it to be true, such as Ken Ham being just one example (see 39 Problems with the Noah’s Ark story).

It’s obvious that the above biblical “scholar” is incapable of performing the most rudimentary and simplest of math, and that after graduating from their seminary they still don’t know how to read and understand a very basic sentence, such as “…of “every” living thing….bring “two” of every kind” and then “of every clean animal by sevens”. It’s obvious this seminary scholar should never work at a job that requires reading and following basic instructions as well as performing simple grade 3 math also. Heck, they would screw up making a can of soup, get all confused regarding amounts, measurements and ingredients, then start making up different scenarios to cover over the blatantly obvious mistakes/contradictions of the soup company. If the soup can label required to add a 1/2 can of milk and 1/2 can of water, they would play god and make up their own instructions and then imply that this is what was really meant and not what’s written on the soup can label (aka charlatan mental gymnastics apologetics). Probably just add a whole can of milk instead, why?…As in “Why did you add a whole can of milk instead of 1/2 water and 1/2 milk as per the soup can label you blithering scoundrel knave?”…..”Well, I used simple logic chef because it’s plain to see, because milk is verily mostly just water anyway, after all it doesn’t say it’s “only” just water, therefore both halves are really just talking about milk.” The above biblical scholar “logic” has explained the soup instructions contradictions and soup company label mistake, well done, bravo. (the pigeon and falcon both have feathers, so they’re also both really just pigeons, you can extend this absurd math and reading logic to the number of eggs or cups of sugar in recipes or what 2 + 8 is if you want). I’m not going to even touch the answers I came across where the bible expert out of the seminary was also “explaining” (lol, gotta love invented abstract concepts) how the dinosaurs would have easily fit into the ark etc. (one explanation is that most of them were still in their eggs, you might as well believe in talking donkeys and snakes then). I don’t go that far into the realm of the bizarro and absurdity. (I’d really like to hear their explanations as to why the biblical god doesn’t repent but actually constantly repents and why god is actually the devil and satan, which I’ll show later with biblical evidence).

The basic gist of it is, if God or Satan tell you to do a census then God and/or Satan will kill and smite you for it and that’s a fact. You’ve got to obey Satan-God and that’s a fact, and for someone who says he’s all-knowing, all-powerful and all-wise and that he never changes his mind or repent…well he sure does change his mind a lot and repent, more problematic “god-spoken contradictions”. (Actually this particular contradictory conundrum will be largely explained later when it’s realized that “Satan” was originally simply just an adjective and even a personal attribute of “God” when he/it was feeling displeased and in a smiting angry mood, and as an “appointed position” long before becoming invented as a noun and then later still as a person growing horns, sharp teeth, pointy tail and knobby knees etc, You’ll see later that in the earliest OT text narratives and mythologies stories examples that God is Satan committing the evil basically, and/or a personality trait of him).

These are the types of subversive identity destroying sect mind control modus operandi I’m talking about, very sly and dangerously subversive agendas based on Confrmation bias. And this is just one of numerous other even more perplexing and obvious contradictions. And in the end the scholar still didn’t explain the main point of the topic anyway, as to why people still only talk or mention just 1 pair of animals instead of 14 animals each that is written in the text. All that the above seminary bible scholar expert did was prove my points that he’s confused in his failed attempt to equate the completely contradictory text AND that it ACTUALLY IS 14 animals/7 pairs mentioned and NOT only 2 animals/1 pair “of EVERY living thing” that went on the boat, he admitted it himself by using his logic and so I am doubly vindicated, thus sayeth the Lord of Ben-El Shareem. (possibly also that they don’t teach people how to read and understand text/sentences in seminaries). All the Noah versions on TV and movies/pamphlets/books then have it all completely wrong, they are willfully lying to the sheep of the tribe of Judah and to you. When, Oh when Oh Lord! will your people finally be able to see a biblically true television/movie/book version of Noah and 7 pairs of animals and dinosaurs on the boat and not just 2 of every living thing?! The people are still awaiting for them truths and real movie and television Noahs and arks!

Another confused humanoid specimen who doesn’t know how to read appparently (even wearing a huge billboard doesn’t mean it’s any more true or more real). Lord of Lords at aisle 32 beside the Tic Tacs and dancercise DVDs.

Brainwashing (also known as mind control, menticide, coercive persuasion, thought control, thought reform, and re-education) is the concept that the human mind can be altered or controlled by certain psychological techniques, and these days by “authors” and people behind stage and pulpit microphones. Brainwashing is said to reduce its subjects’ ability to think critically or independently, to allow the introduction of new, unwanted thoughts and ideas into their minds, as well as to change their attitudes, values, personalities, identity, beliefs and even distort reality and the real world processes into an imaginary concocted reality and behaviorisms.

I never bought his suits, planes or babbling nonsense voodoo shtick, but many pointless humanoids do. You ever notice how televangelists in their televangelizing delirium keep trying to co-opt Jewish bible characters and superheroes as somehow being Christians and on the same team? But if all these televangelists were alive back then they would have been stoned and put to death by the Israelites before they even knew what happened or burned even one bird sacrifice Praizzze Gawd! (Many of his church membership humanoids are spoonfed so much crap that many of them are even convinced the bible was originally written in English, that Moses was Christian and they say that it’s Copeland’s charm and smile that encouraged them to join which is just plain creepy and despicable, see video at bottom for proof). Btw did you know that according to the bible and “God’s Commandments” Copeland and all the other lip-flapping scamvangelists shown throughout here are by the holy law supposed to be put to death? Yep it’s true I kid you not, but they don’t want you to know that annoying commandment law because it complicates books sales and faith seeds. When Oh When Oh Lord will your people and couch pew potatoes finally obey your command to do what must be done according to them holy words?! Praizzze Gawd GLO-RY.

Nowadays it’s all about a so-called imaginary “personal relationship” thing and no books, real history or bible needed, just only feelings, hunches, prickly ears, echoey voices in your head, whispering winds, rustling leaves, falling snowflakes and him speaking to just you anywhere you go, telling you news scoops tips of the day and secrets of the universe (lottery numbers and sports scores to bet, best hotel reservations, cheapest internet provider, which pie to bake, how to crochet and get an A in algebra and other amazing eternal truths of the cosmos miracles). Look at that cloud over there, it could be Jesus talking to you you never know.

Another scamvangelist supremo Jesse Duplantis who’s also part of one of the numerous nefarious “Televangelist Trinities” I mentioned, so anyway that explains that. Jesus didn’t come back and is 2,000 years late from his very own guaranteed personal prediction simply because people haven’t been donating enough harvest faith shekels for 2,000 years, get donating people Jesus’ cosmic jet plane to earth and fuel ain’t free you know.

God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It…Demons are everywhere, even spurious Kenneth Copeland’s sweater is demonic and that’s a fact. For preaching bullshit fraudsters with net worths from 10s of millions to over 300 million dollars personal net worth and expecting a rapture any day, they sure do write lots of books and make too many wrong predictions (Strangely many telescamvangelists in their fixated and manic-obsessed alternate universe reality delirium are so consumed with fabricated chicanery mythomania they even think that they’re Jewish for a bunch of weird and absurdly lame nonsensical reasons, pfff as if).

And since on the topic of Christmas sweaters ala Pat Robertson above, then shouldn’t he as well as all the scamvangelists, telescamvangelists and their minions et al be more biblically correct and be wearing the appropriate and the actual authentic real “Ugly Christmas Sweaters” during the holidays that is more in line with their scriptures and beliefs?, instead of the heathen pagan European Hibernal Solstice themed symbologies and characters ugly sweaters which are definitely probably demons inspired obviously (such as those heathen rabbits, elves, ducks and deers, diabolical sleigh riders and nefarious trees and snow flakes instead of rightfully having camels, scrolls, possessed lepers, lamps and bible characters, heck there’s not even any frikin snowmen in the Levant and deserts anyway for cripe’s pete’s sake!).

Cherry picking, suppressing evidence, or the logical fallacy of incomplete evidence is the act of pointing to individual cases or data that attempts to confirm a particular position while ignoring a significant portion of related and similar cases or data that contradict that position, or even pretending that it doesn’t exist, therefore the entire corpus of all 3 Abrahamic religions scripture is proven to be hogwash.

And coincidentally that’s EXACTLY what the alleged Saul/Paul character was saying all along also (who is actually the first letters writing author of any NT material supposedly, although half the letters are proven to be later forgeries by unknown writing fakers pretending to be a Paul), as in he himself admits that “everything” and anything he knows about any Jesus character was only after getting sunstroke and then later getting occasional secret visions and esoteric cryptic messages planted into his brain from outer space (Paul, who according to his very obscure and odd used terminologies and worldview, and imminent zombifications cosmology theologies and behaviorism had obvious schizotypal personality disorder issues, and apparently knew nothing about any actual physical Jesus character being born, living, preaching, doing any miracles and zombifying or having any earthly disciples or even dying on earth as a real earthly person and no empty tomb talk or mention at all either of course, and in 2 Corinthians 12:1-7 he also said that he personally knew someone who even “floated up into outer space” to look around paradise at the “third heaven” in outer space but he wasn’t allowed to speak about what he supposedly saw or heard, lol sure why not because outer space is where it’s at (see Jesus From Outer Space information later). The biblical stories authors, superheroes and characters (and many times even today’s charlatan gurus and preachers conmen) readily admit that their hunches, information, tips and “sources” came “from visions” (and/or hallucinations), “dreams” (while sleeping/taking a nap), “telepathic conversations” (the lord spoke to me while in the bathtub, while doing yoga, eating my muffin etc) and that the biblical text source material conclusively and very apparently shows obvious vestiges and still present occurrences of practicing of and religious belief in…omens (prophet walks naked for 3 years as an omen, a sundial’s shadow hocus pocus magically moves backwards as an omen while prophesying in Isaiah and 2 Kings…lol), totemism (Moses’ bronze serpent on a rod, winged cherubim creatures on ark, other various human-animal hybrid and anthropomorphic creatures examples), mechanisms attributing multiple contradictory meanings to text and/or illogical impossible natural world processes (stars falling to earth/moon turning to blood, stopping simultaneously rotation of earth and orbit of moon for a full day in Joshua, reanimating corpses/zombification in 2 Kings, human lifespans extending to many centuries long etc), astrotheology and cosmic representations of deities and/or characters by planets/stars/sun/moon (e.g. – planet Venus-Lucifer as representing the king of Babylon/Devil/Jesus at different times), ritualistic superstitious behaviourism (precise animal sacrifices laws and dietary laws, important precise grooming, hairstyles and fashion laws etc), cannibalism (as ordained by the Yahweh-Jehovah God by eating of family members and neighbours in Deuteronomy, Jeremiah, Leviticus etc, e.g. – Jeremiah 19:9 “I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they will eat one another’s flesh” and as a later traditional symbological ritual), appropriated religious naturalism depictions of their main Yahweh-Jehovah deity as a volcano god, storm god, as fire, smoke, wind, shrubs, or as a pigeon etc, and most especially common various not of this world strange beings descending and/or speaking from outer space, which basically means that anybody can likewise make up and write their own “personal sources” using the exact same methodologies and thought behaviors.

Even the Saul/Paul character admits the exact same thing in his writings as mentioned above, you gotta float up past the sky first to get to the different levels of heavens out there in outer space, up, up, up and away like a balloon to the clouds then into outer space. Not surprisingly the anonymous OT stories writers also believed in the same theological cosmology space is the place people.

The 700 Club television host Pat Robertson is part of the despicable unholy “Televangelist Trinity” abomination along with Oral Roberts and Jerry Falwell, (although Creflo Dollar, Kenneth Copeland and Peter Popoff are another infernal “Televangelist Trinity” along with John Hagee, Billy Graham and Bob Larson being another one also, basically there’s lots and lots and way more lots of vile infernal “Televangelist Trinities” abominations floating-bullshitting around), he is an author, media mogul, CEO of Regent University, chairman of the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) among other projects, he started his career as a failed faith healer and failed prophecy guru but believes that God talks to him personally giving him secret revelations and the inside scoop, (after numerous wrong and failed prophecies since the 1970’s he is still the head guru leader of many morons and wrote numerous pointless and bestselling books). Among numerous (and I mean numerous) ridiculous jimble jamble absurd statements he even claims martial arts, yoga and stretching breathing exercises is actually inhaling demons leading to demon possession, he also claims he commanded Hurricane Florence to stay away from damaging his Regent University and CBN properties in Virginia Beach with a shield of protection from God and Jesus-God to instead veer back to sea (especially because it was during one of two major annual telethons that fund the ministry), incredibly the hurricane did verily veer!…it veered causing 25 billion dollars in damage, dozens of innocent deaths and many Christian homes and churches were destroyed and damaged (it seems the hurricane didn’t veer nearly enough and his infernal televangelist black magic witchcraft protective shield was not big or powerful enough either). Interestingly, Robertson’s similar previous walls of protection shield witchcraft commands failed to spare Virginia Beach from Hurricane Bonnie in 1998 or from Hurricane Isabel in 2003, and of course there was the mega-Hurricane Katrina in 2005 that was the worst causing $125 billion in damage and thousands of deaths. (for those readers in Canada well lucky you, because now there’s 700 Club Canada programming to enjoy even more pointless made up stories, feelings hunches, invented drivel and plain lying scum charlatan’s garbage, temples of anarcho-communist one-worlder mind control filth, get your checkbooks and credit cards ready and expect a harvest and lots of books, begging and sweaters too, and don’t forget to record Pat Robertson’s other amazing failed prophecies and baseless jimble jamble opinions to share with co-workers and neighbours. Don’t wait just call the number on your screen). Oh, also good to know, he’s 91 years old and thinks his god is going to bless him with another 29 years to live so that he can make it to 120 like the Moses character, (tough luck cancer kids, the righteous they must live I tell you because the lord’s work and television shows must go on, and let the revolting display of utter dross video loop about 100 times to really let it sink in to make you disgusted and want to puke blood). Which just goes to show you again that he’s out of touch with reality living in an alternate universe existence and even lacking basic simpleton common sense too, when he could have given the Methuselah 969 years and similar examples instead (who the heck wouldn’t want to live to be 969 or 500+ years but instead choose a measly 120 years example? only a dum-dum would choose that.

Even many Hebrew archaeologists and scholars readily admit and have shown numerous evidences that the early Israelites were Canaanites worshipping the god El, that the character of Moses was invented and never existed and that their historical beginnings was made up many centuries later only during and after their Babylonian captivity, which is when the first 5 books of the Old Testament started to be written. There are actually numerous multi-versions telling of stories and contradictions all throughout the early sources as well as there being 613 commandments and not just a measly 10. The original Anunnaki (as they were called) would then have been the ones that created the populations who went on to become the Hyperboreans many thousands of years later. So let us at least figure this one beginning part first before moving on to olive oiled virgin breasts, which people to stone, cursed lepers, incestuous drunk Noah’s closed boat door, Lot’s orgies and the evil drowning evil babies and cereal falling from the sky and other stuff shall we?

It’s a known fact and supported by numerous historians and biblical scholars that the sources used for all 3 Abrahamic religions were never ‘written’ by any ‘God’ whatsoever, but instead inspired by people (the vast majority being anonymous and their identities unknown) with their ownspecific hatreds, prejudices, racisms, other national political agendas, personal whims, logics, fictitious characters and historical accounts and fictitious views of the world, and they then simply just put those words into the “Mouth of their God” with their human hands and ink, aka Yahwehism-Jehovahism. (see also
613 commandments). To this day there are still no documented Egyptian records or mentions or any other nation’s records or mentions from the alluded time, or even afterwards, ever mentioning any Moses, any great Exodus, any miracles or any of the famous plagues and smiting wonders or even any archaeolgical remains evidence, it’s like trying to find Jack’s beanstalk or Hansel and Gretel’s gingerbread house as if it never even happened. More about this later.

(At this point, whatever you do, do not go searching this topic to find out on your own just what the heck is going on with even just the 2 contradictory creation stories at the start. (Trust me, they’re vastly different in chronology and events, as plain as knowing a pine tree and oak tree are different, so different they’re opposites). That’s because if you do you’ll come across some really, really, really weird people then, that’sfor sure. (I know this because a long time ago I looked into it, because I wanted to find out just exactly how the plot for this thriller/romance/murder mystery/action/drama/science fiction novel starts out exactly, the real answer to this problem is because each one comes from different anonymous source(s) and from different times, even the whole book of Genesis was actually written by “at least 4” anonymous authors from vastly different times and geographical locations, but probably even more because writing fables and stories was very popular back then and everybody was borrowing characters, abstract ideas and concepts that were floating around).

What a major malfunction of the master of the universe and the Jebusites. In the newly concocted Yahwehism-Jehovahism tribal deity religion slavery and slave beatings and killings are OK and darn swell just like before, (according to the OT god says foreign slaves were considered personal property “forever” just like the owner’s oxen, camels and sheep and could be treated ruthlessly to even the point of taking their life), but instead now shrimp, lobster and crab are bad, very bad, the shellfish are a big no-no to be frowned upon and discouraged even punishable by death if need be. Btw, experts have calculated that roughly 13 million people were bought or captured and sold as slaves between the 15th and 19th centuries (that’s not including the Arab slave trades and Islamic slave trades which in the Ottoman empire was only abolished in 1924), however an estimated at least 45+ million people (more than 4 times as many) are living in modern slavery today right now this very minute with the numbers of slaves growing annually, and according to the latest figures more than a 1/4 of them are children, basically there are more slaves now than ever. (However shellfish, lobster, shrimp and crab markets are also doing very well simultaneously). What does this all exactly mean? Well I don’t know but I’m pretty sure it means something, and it may very well involve those Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster restaurants evil cults probably, but mainly like the Abrahamic bible holy scriptures say “Slaves obey your masters” I guess and that’s the main thing.

But don’t forget! very, very important, because if you shave it your slave may laugh at your beard transgression and ridiculous appearance and be disobedient, which means you will then have to kill your disobedient slave for mocking their master as the good book says.

God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It!!! Where’s that dang darn Gerber baby she’s got it coming! Numerous biblical scholars and critics, (already starting in the first century by various writers and commentators but especially in the last 100 years as a specifically studied and examined topic), after careful study of the written OT text have concluded that the morals of the Jewish Yahweh-Jehovah God deity character are appalling and it can even be considered as a “Moral Monster”. They conclude that it is very obviously evident that the OT Yahweh morality and moral ideals are primitive and barbaric and are just another example of the ancient Middle East’s harsh, morally-problematic social milieu, not unlike other contemporaneous and older religions during the same general time period and areas. It is also evident in the text that the new emerging “Mosaic Law” are not in any way new illuminating laws or just ideals introduced by a skydaddy to do away with or replace already present inferior societal norms and practices already common in ancient Canaanite traditions, but that they are merely only attempts by the Deuteronomist elite (reflecting the economic needs and social status of the priestly caste and including importantly the local landowning aristocrats as many of the laws pertain specifically to property and possessions…i.e. – coveting another’s or the master’s oxen, donkeys, slaves, camels etc, how to manage foreign and native slaves and when to punish them by death etc) to regulate and legitimize already tolerated and accepted social and political structures and societal norms (warfare, ethnic cleansing, polygamy, patriarchalism, bloodthirsty massacres of men, women and children, child abuse, slavery, punishments by death etc, etc, etc), thereby permitting the various older primitive barbaric social structures to continue but simultaneously getting the official “Yahweh seal of approval”, and so in the process the “Moral Monster” falls far short of any sort of new morals or divine ideal, but is instead just wearing a new robe and sandals.

According to this version you’re 100% putting your faith and future hopes in an “all-knowing” deity that from the very start got duped by a talking snake in his own garden that he didn’t even know existed, he literally had no clue.

The Yahweh-Jehovah God reminiscing about the good ol’ early days of child sacrificings with his people. Well, he did say that “he creates the evil,” so it’s really not that surprising (this of course was before satan because he didn’t exist yet until invented as a scapegoat centuries later after the Babylonian exile).

The way I see it, and hypothetically speaking to make a point, as an analogy my “God/Gods” or real creator or whatever the case may be, would be much more powerful, wise, omniscient, omnipresent and “all knowing” than the pathetic puny addleminded biblical desert tribal deity aka “Yahweh-Jehovah God”, as in it would be far more concerned with much more important, pertinent and interesting things instead of being all contradictory, irrational, bloodthirsty, obtuse, making absurd statements and giving wrong information, conversing with irrelevant desert yokels characters, repeatedly making failed threats and broken promises constantly and being concerned only with just the Middle East as being the entire universe, as well as being so neurotically fixated and obsessed with penis foreskins, clitorises, menstrual cycles, what foods to eat and not eat, what clothes and materials to wear and not wear and hairstyles to have and not have, requiring sacrifices of animals constantly, commanding slaughters of peoples and hundreds of similar obsessive pointless laws and rules and news scoop tips and hunches. Instead it would be everywhere and not just constantly be fixated and floating hanging around the Middle East all the time talking secretly to pointless galavanting desert stooges only once in a while and being all ridiculous (right from the start being duped by a talking snake in his very own garden is unequivocally ridiculous in my book). Yep, that kind of hypothetically real “God” would kick the Abrahamic tribal God’s ass easily, probably easily give him a Triple H Pedigree and then kick him out of the ring and universe, and as an analogy then actually defeating all 3 gods as per Abrahamic-ism theologies (Actually he already has since today we know without a doubt that the Earth is verily round and the Universe is much, much, much bigger than just the flat Levant area on pillars, it would never have invented pointless anglerfish abominations either, amen to that).

Numerous biblical scholars and critics, (already starting in the first century by various writers and commentators but especially in the last 100 years as a specifically studied and examined topic), after careful study of the written OT text have concluded that the morals of the Jewish Yahweh-Jehovah God deity character are appalling and it can even be considered as a “Moral Monster”. They conclude that it is very obviously evident that the OT Yahweh morality and moral ideals are primitive and barbaric and are just another example of the ancient Middle East’s harsh, morally-problematic social milieu, not unlike other contemporaneous and older religions during the same general time period and areas. It is also evident in the text that the new emerging “Mosaic Law” are not in any way new illuminating laws or just ideals introduced by a skydaddy to do away with or replace already present inferior societal norms and practices already common in ancient Canaanite traditions, but that they are merely only attempts by the Deuteronomist elite (reflecting the economic needs and social status of the priestly caste and including importantly the local landowning aristocrats as many of the laws pertain specifically to property and possessions…i.e. – coveting another’s or the master’s oxen, donkeys, slaves, camels etc, how to manage foreign and native slaves and when to punish them by death etc) to regulate and legitimize already tolerated and accepted social and political structures and societal norms (warfare, ethnic cleansing, polygamy, patriarchalism, bloodthirsty massacres of men, women and children, child abuse, slavery, punishments by death etc, etc, etc), thereby permitting the various older primitive barbaric social structures to continue but simultaneously getting the official “Yahweh seal of approval”, and so in the process the “Moral Monster” falls far short of any sort of new morals or divine ideal, but is instead just wearing a new robe and sandals. More information about this topic later.

Remember to marinade and pick up some BBQ steak sauce at the grocery store for more saucier and juicier legs and thighs, a side order of fries and coleslaw would be a good idea too probably (but no shellfish that’s forbidden).

**There’s actually no contradictions of any sort in the bible not even a one (but only if you define the word “contradiction” as meaning Daffy Duck).**

Yep that’s perfectly understandable so no nonsense there, they were chariots of iron and not just regular wooden chariots and wagons, even the most powerful thing in the universe has their limits after all.

Completely “all-knowing” but gets duped by a talking snake in his very own garden and didn’t even have a clue what was going on, (walking around his garden and asking “Adam where are you?…Who told you that bla bla bla?”, yep totally clueless it seems and definitely not a good hide ‘n seek player either)…yep completely verily duped and that’s the truth.

Yep, because If you come across 10 people discussing just this one topic or someone’s personal viewpoint article, you’ll come across 10 different made-up explanations, weird explanations, really weird explanations and concocted abstract concepts and ideas, some people trying to make you look like you don’t know how to read or have a brain to figure out the simplest math and basic logic and common sense.

**Jesus’ and God’s plan, it’s the best way because the Lord always knows best.**

They will insist that it was written by the same person and that they are the same, describing the same events and that there is no problem (magically the 6th day is the 8th day and don’t ask stupid questions). They’ll twist meanings, add meanings, take away meanings, distort what is right there on the page in front of you to instead point you onto other subjects and just believe them, each one of them has a different answer and different meanings for the written text. Talking about this page then that page and this quote and that quote, jumping thousands of years forwards and thousands backwards with the turn of a few pages to tell you their satisfactory explanation, some quote by a really strange named guy thousands of years later but usually someone anonymous, according to the books time sequence, he has the answer, see..see, all explained and simple. (What? Nobody was supposed to know the meaning of what was written in the very frst paragraphs until a weird anonymous quote from somebody thousands of years later supposedly explains it in a strange murky abstract unrealistic way, but actually really didn’t explain it because instead it just made it all even more absurd and full of jimble jamble nonsense? That sure is weird). What if you asked a scientist from every country on the planet to explain gravity or water, atoms, aluminum, hydrogen or heat?, what is it and how do we know it’s real and proven and what it consists of?, and what if each of the scientists also gave different answers and explanations and different contradictory abstract concepts as proofs in the same way, instead of straight up known evidences and the exact same mathematical equations and verified consistent proofs every single time as taught in schools everywhere, that would be just as weird. (If it was done that way too, then every time you went on a plane you wouldn’t know what the heck was going to happen).

**“What’s so problematic, contradictory, mythological, hocus pocus or nonsensical in here? And what’s Zoroastrianism is that like some sort of Quiche or Couscous?”. Image: thecalvinist.net**

They will slyly and cunningly using subterfuge and card and pea in a shell game tricks, like a sly wise serpent, attempt to make you believe what they want you to believe and to pay no attention to what is written or the question you asked, they’ll give you answers to questions you didn’t even ask way at the back of the book and that have nothing to do with finding out why the 2 creation stories contradict each other. Sometimes just nonsense. You’ll get stuck in a spinning vortex of smoke and mirrors, burnt offering sacrifices and smitings as you listen or read what those sly serpents want to whisper and put into your mind, you’ll be wondering and thinking maybe one of them is right, because he/she sure has a lot of verses memorized or typed so they must know what they’re talking about and be right even if you still didn’t get an answer. Yep, some really weird people that’s for sure, sometimes weird clothes and fashions too. It’s at that point that you’ll probably prefer to instead read about the ancient Hyperboreans, early Croatian history, the Unetice Culture, Bronze Age history, the Veneti etc, or perhaps even about painting, art or the study of snakes, especially to find out more about that extinct breed of snake that could talk).

(I should quickly add that even the word “God” is a very ambiguous and at many times it is a contradictory word with various meanings, these days many times even having the opposite meaning when espoused by television preachers and gurus. Today’s word “God” is from an etymology that is Gothic and Proto-Germanic from ǥuđán, originally meaning “pouring forth” as in libation, pouring forth a liquid as an offering to an idol or spirit or an invocation at a burial mound, first introduced into Wulfla’s 4th century Gothic Bible. Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary says that the origin of the word ‘God’ comes from a Germanic word ‘Gad,’ pronounced as “Gohdt” and coming from an Indo-European word simply meaning the “invoked one” and even “Lord Moon”, as in conjuring forth and summoning up spirits and powers (Elohim? Lucifers? Shining Ones? ) also an incantation. The Babylonian Talmud of the 3rd to 5th century describes the word “god” to mean “fortune” or “luck” and states that the word is of the pagan origin, as in “But ye who forsake Jehovah, who forget my holy mountain, who prepare a table for Gad and full up mixed wine” (Isaiah 65:11). The 7th-century Origo Gentis Langobardorum, and Paul the Deacon’s 8th-century Historia Langobardorum derive their pagan named god “Godan” of the Lombards from the Norse god “Odin”, ie; Godan is their translation of the name Odin. God-an is Odin. Interestingly even the Croatian Ban/Viceroy Godemir who served under Croatian Kings circa. 969 CE, the root word of his name is also a cognate of the same word and meaning. (So then why do people thank and pray to Odin for tricks and more television channels?, instead of the biblical named god Yahweh-Jehovah? Odin may send curses your way for disturbing him, no faith seeds and pearly gates for you, unless you send a good seed faith gift for the harvest of course).

For even more amazing contradictions and wrong information about the very, very basics before even reading one mind control pamphlet or sending one faith seed shekel, even the name “Jesus” and the subversive anarcho-communist mind control cult organization “Jehovah’s Witnesses” (more about them later) is spelled and pronounced wrongly by televangelists preachers and prophets wannabes, because you see they’re all based on the Hebrew god name of “Yahweh“, which in turn is based on the Tetragrammaton which is a four-letter Hebrew word transliterated as YHWH, the name of the “national god” of Israel. And the name “Jesus” which literally means “Yahweh is salvation” is just a shorter form of the very common Hebrew name “Joshua” (which also means the exact same thing, sort of like Marie-Mary etc). Interestingly, Yahweh was also an older name already being used by other deserts pagan religions peoples and it actually was just one of a number of major gods being worshipped in ancient Canaanite religions and throughout the Levant/Middle East, such as the Edomites and Midianites among others, but later the Hebrews decided eventually to make YHWH their own personal storm god and main personal warrior deity, eventually becoming their “national god of Israel”, however adapting it and making it more personal and putting more words in its mouth doesn’t make it any more real.

The oldest occurrence of this name is in the phrase “Shasu of yhw” in an Egyptian inscription from the time of Amenhotep III (1402–1363 BCE), the Shasu referring to the nomads from Midian and Edom in northern Arabia. The current consensus based on the known archaeological and paleographical textual evidences is therefore that Yahweh was a “divine warrior from the southern region from northern Arabia associated with Seir, Edom, Paran and Teman”, and probably introduced by the travellers along the caravan routes from northern Arabia (Edom, Midian and Moab) towards Egypt, which would also partly explain why and when the Israelites decided to follow the Egyptian customs of circumcision, owning slaves and enforcing pork prohibitions also (Although El would have still remained the most popular and supreme chief god of the Israelites and others in the lands of Canaan until circa. 9th-6th century BCE or perhaps even much later, see also Shasu of YWH and Yahwehism for some more interesting background tidbits).

But the funny thing is, there is no “J” sound in Hebrew, so “Jehovah” is wrongly pronounced and spelled and if anything should be properly pronounced as “Yehovah”, the same goes for Jesus and Joshua and Judah (Yeshua, Yehoshua and Yahuda etc etc etc). Oh sweet Jesus! All the scheming fraud telescamvangelists and books writers are wrong all over the place and looking even more absurd and full of hogwash now, and the Jehovah’s Witnesses likewise even have their very religious mind control cult name wrong right from the start also, which is probably blasphemy or at the very least heresy, they can’t even get the basics of the very basics about even a name right. No amount of faith seeds, fakery, abstract concepts or microphones can change that fact.

fakes fraudsters scamvangelists — Behold, during your psychosis fixations and alternate universe deliriums abstract jimble jamble episodes, learn also how to become a despicable professional lying beggar, brazen exploiter and spurious purveyor of the dark gospels apostle-witch and Bronze Age and Iron Age desert blood magic witchcraft, let the pew potato shmucks send you money so as to beg from and exploit many others with nonsense drivel performances, beg..sing..beg..tongues..beg…fake…beg…mumbo jumbo..beg…repeat. (best perfectly groomed hair ever and using a microphone also proves they’re incapable of lying – Genesis 15:9). For preaching bullshit fraudsters with net worths from 10s of millions to over 300 million dollars personal net worth and expecting a rapture any day or any hour, they sure do write lots of books and say stupid contradictory things, aka “deliberate obscurantism” and “systematic amnesia” for personal agendas and views.

So even the modern word God in the 66 books of the bible has an etymology that is purely of pagan origin with a meaning completely different from what people use it for today most of the time, and importantly a completely different meaning from the previously mentioned specific Yahweh/Jehovah name. (This is similar to the case of Slavic languages speaking nations, in Croatian, Slovenian, Russian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Polish and Belarusian the word “bog” means “god” and it was also applied as a suffx to some of the gods, goddesses, deities and spirits names in their pagan deity pantheon, “buh” and “boh” is used in modern Czech and Slovak and it’s also etymologically derived from the word “bog.” (This is similar to the case of the name “El” being used for “God” in the ancient Canaanite religions including ancient Hebrew and in the related names and toponyms etc). In this case “Bog” as well as the etymologically connected “Buh” and “Boh” have the same Pre-Christian Pagan etymology meaning earthly health/wellbeing/luck/noble, they are older than and were used long before the introduction of Abrahamic/Semitic religions and so actually have nothing to do with any biblical Yahweh-Jehova-God in the biblical stories, just like Godan-Odin. (Byelobog/Bielobog, Dažbog, Chernobog, Stribog, Boginki and Ipabog are a few examples). Nobody denies this however because it’s an established known fact, so just like the word “God” ,”Bog” also is from ancient pagan origins and has nothing to do with Semitic desert deities, tents, camels, burning animals, blood magic, temples, boats with animals and dinosaurs, eaten by large fish, talking serpents and donkeys etc). Now that you know this, when a person says “Thank God the Buffalo Bills won”, “Thank God there’s no anchovies on the pizza”, “Thank God there’s real triple bacon on the pizza”, “Thank God these jeans were on sale” or “Oh My God did you see that fumble!?” etc, then it could actually be an ancient spirit you are summoning, one that you particularly didn’t want to summon, the spirit may get angry and even put a curse on you, give you cancer, an incurable disease, die in a plane or car crash or even deform your unborn baby, perhaps even give your neighbour a disease to teach you a lesson. It could get even worse if your “God” is the same “God” that ISIS, Taliban and other similar God-talkers are always talking about it, (which it really is anyway using their narratives logic), then you are actually in league with them and their “God.” It’s the same god you are talking about after all, you are supporting “their God” because he’s also “your God.” (Actually according to the various written sources, this Abrahamic biblical GOD IS CONSTANTLY MAKING MISTAKES, CONTRADICTING HIMSELF AND REPENTING FOR HIS MISTAKES). As a matter of fact, the immense growing number of historians and scholars, since the last century of intense study especially, are of the opinion that the foreign Abrahamic offshoot mystery religion faiths and their foreign invented major tribal deity and various supporting cast of characters, are full of so many illogical theological diatribes, agenda mythicisms, invented gnostic and anachronistic fables portrayed as historical reality, bizarre absurdities, errors and contradictions, that no biblical deity should even be respected let alone worshipped as some sort of all knowing divine supreme being of the universe. Rather, these biblical mystery myth faiths and spinoff cults/religions, as well as their many early and later offshoots, are simply just products and symptoms of a decaying society and culture which needed to invent newer belief systems to exist. This then makes you a very confused, dangerous and subversive person, shame on you, you are in cahoots with subversives attempting to initiate civilizational wars and make people lose their identity, mind, personality and the real universe reality by mind control techniques and then making up drivel fiction to prove your agendas, you are quite simply not to be trusted.

More enlightening information about the real history of the original Levant deserts tribal deity god (these days aka God to many people for some weird reason), Yahweh (and the erroneously spelled and pronounced Jehovah version which is blatantly heretical), Lord, EL, Allah, El Shaddai, Elohim, Adonai. Mayor of Mount Zion, The Big Guy, The One and Only Undisputed God of the Middle East etc, and information which along with other later information I’m sure will infuriate and embarrass televangelists to their very foundations and core being because they have no real valid answer-excuses to retort, as well as scamvangelists and telescamvangelists and other related charlatan snake oil salespeople of all sorts and fashions, an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article…

How YHWH Became God

The idea that the Hebrew god once had a consort, Asherah, was a shock to some biblical scholars…..

How did a desert war god originally worshiped by ancient Israel’s southern neighbors become the god worshiped today in churches, mosques and synagogues across the globe?

Thomas Römer’s “The Invention of God” has a deliberately provocative title. And many of his arguments—his contention that the God of Israel originally shared a temple with a sun god, for example—will be scandalous to most traditional believers. Some of his claims, like his suggestion that the temple erected in Jerusalem originally contained a statue of YHWH, or Yahweh, will be controversial even among the guild of academic Bible scholars to which he belongs.

Mr. Römer begins in the Sinai Desert at the end of the 13th century BCE, among Israel’s Edomite and Midianite neighbors, who are known to have worshiped Yahweh as a god of wars and storms. Yahweh arrived in Canaan, where the Israelites lived, brought by a group of his nomadic worshipers. In his early days, he was just another “tutelary deity,” that is, a tribal protector and patron. Those that worshiped him believed he would intervene in his people’s military battles and bring rain to fertilize their crops, just as the others before them.

Yahweh initially had a consort, the goddess Asherah, who was also known as “the Queen of Heaven.” For the ancient biblical editors and eventually modern scholars alike, the idea that a god who reigned supreme had a consort was deeply disconcerting, and yet Asherah continued to be worshiped for hundreds of years. Eventually, Yahweh became associated almost exclusively with Jerusalem, a view reinforced by the experience of an Assyrian siege of the city that was suddenly and mysteriously aborted in 701 BCE.

As they often do, tragedies and devastations had a major impact on theology. After the destruction of Jerusalem by the Babylonians in 586 BCE and the geographical dispersion of the Israelites, there was no king, no Temple and no autonomous national entity. Yahweh could no longer be worshiped in the temple and city where he lived as “a national god or as the tutelary deity of a royal family.”

Israel’s humiliating defeat at the hands of a hated foe could have led it to abandon its God. It would have been natural to conclude that Israel had been defeated because the gods of Babylonia were more powerful than Yahweh. But the Bible’s authors chose the opposite explanation, insisting that the Temple had been destroyed because Yahweh had used the Babylonians to punish his unfaithful people. Mr. Römer explains that “if YHWH can make use of the Babylonians, that means he can control them; therefore, he is more powerful than the gods of Babylon.”

This is, Mr. Römer suggests, “a prelude to the monotheist idea.” Ironically, then, the crushing defeat of Judea gives rise to the monotheistic insistence that its God is all-powerful and universal. The history of theology sometimes takes wild and unexpected turns.

Mr. Römer’s work is not for the faint of heart. Drawing heavily on recent findings in archaeology and epigraphy, it is extremely technical: “Commentators have often wondered whether ‘Elyon’ was really a god who was distinct from El, given that the name is also attested without ‘El.’ In fact there is mention of a god Elioun, called Hypistos (‘the most high’) in Greek, who appears in the ‘Phoenician history’ composed by Sanchuniaton, extracts from which have reached us via the Church father Eusebius, who cites them in his Praeparatio Evangelica 1.10.15-29.” Follow that? (Basically the biblical god is just a borrowed and mutated deity that at first belonged to various other desert nomadic tribes during the Bronze Age and Iron Age, and then later still was more personally transformed in various ways and given more magical hocus pocus powers. Like the song says I guess…”Gimme That Ol’ Time Religion”, whatever that means).

For the last 6,000 years it only likes hanging and floating around the Middle East universe which is his personal turf stomping grounds and fave and only hangout on the planet. He has a weird fixation thing about needing blood and bloody sacrifices all the time for some reason also, it’s really important because some talking snake duped him and he’s mad as heck since then, something like that.

You know right from the start of the novel that you’re gonna be in for quite a weird and strange bizarre ride, when a measly puny talking snake completely ruins the plans of the main protagonist all-powerful, all-knowing, perfect, smiting, angry, jealous, repenting, genocidal, bloodthirsty and sacrifices demanding god character in his very own garden and he didn’t even have a clue about what was going on. From this point forward, a lot of the facts and points presented and mentioned are luckily thanks to the investigative studies and intensive scholarly work of others which makes this post pretty easy. Although much of the topics and information is very accessible and easily readable today by anyone in any bible, torah and koran or book store if so inclined, over the last few centuries and especially the last century and decades, much more information has been dissected, explored and studied which has resulted in very different information and conclusions being reached than from just theological “traditional sources” and repeated unfounded legends. Including the presentation of numerous proven contradictions, interpolations, forged writings, mythologizing, many anonymous writings and selected excerpts patchwork from different sources, censuring and destruction of sources, theological mythological narratives, events and characters being portrayed as real history and real events and characters, sectarian primitive planetary, cosmic and natural world views and concepts including primitive desert blood magic rituals, competing invented abstract concepts, claims of reanimating corpses/zombification and symbological hallucinatory visions and time travel claims, tribal extreme superiority complexes vis-s-vis other tribal peoples and even all other nations including extreme vilification of the other tribal peoples and nations not partaking of the same primitive behaviorisms and thought processes, beliefs, rituals and traditions etc, failed prophecies and prophecies with opposite results, support of and condoned legalized forced child bride marriages, polygamy, rapes, infanticide, willful killing of foreigners as sacrificial offerings to their tribal Yahweh-Jehovah deity, genocides, ethnic cleansing, slavery, cannibalism, murders, etc, the complete lack of contemporary written evidences of events and characters but importantly also the known and verified contradictory opposite information and historical evidences, the adapted and borrowed older Mesopotamian, Zoroastrian, Egyptian and other Levant area religion’s abstract concepts, beliefs, traditions, fables, characters and rituals etc and so on. And since all three so-called “Abrahamic religions” largely derive from the same mythological characters and fables sources, then there’s really no need for me to go far in-depth about each one separately, because if the oldest original written sources are debunked and proven to be wrong, contradictory and in error, then so everything afterwards claiming a direct linear theological or traditional continuity is de facto also wrong and fake and fictional mythologies. Since all the Moses character fables and Genesis accounts fables etc came after the supposed Abraham character (even though they are purportedly and claimed as the source of the earlier stories) and were mostly adapted and borrowed Mesopotamian legends anyway, then all that related material is dealt with simultaneously also, and so likewise later offshoot cults and sects movements are also directly affected and debunked (e.g. – if you prove Bigfoots are fables, faked and just legends fiction then by automatic default the later claimed UFO reptilian zombie Bigfoots bloodline from Atlantis who ascended to planet Nibiru are then also fabricated fictional hogwash, claiming Bigfoots historicity and being connected to them then is easily refuted and proven to be just invented imaginary fabulism by using simple deductive reasoning). Just like falling dominoes, it doesn’t matter if using invented obscurantist fabulist mental gymnastics to make the dominoes go straight, over stairs, under chairs and tables and zigzagging around corners to fit in the dominoes narrative to wow the feeble-minded, if you debunk-knock over just the first original error-fiction domino or any of the early ones then the rest naturally also likewise fall down by the laws of motion, probability and cause and effect (that’s the way science, common sense and gravity works, it’s not hocus pocus demons, talking snakes magic, satan angels shenanigans or holy ghosts knocking them over), and so the entire claimed domino narrative continuity actually disintegrated very early on already, and you can’t just pretend they didn’t fall and instead believe “with faith” that they’re still actually really standing when they’re clearly not (well you could but then you’d be using ostrich effect self-deceit confirmation bias and be just plain ol’ delusional and just another Ken Ham basically, example above.

Heck, I’m probably helping to save your eternal soul from the eternal fire burning worms and pitchforks by giving you this important information, so you don’t thank the wrong God. You see, the biblical sources and religions of the ancient Levant, Canaan and Middle East already had “Gods” with personal names in 2000 BCE and all the way up to the 4th century CE. They weren’t writing in a Germanic language using a pagan meaning and origins name in 2000 BCE, 1000 BCE or even 300 CE, so there’s absolutely no way that any deity in the Hebrew and Christian bible or Koran can correctly be called “God” or known as a God, the God or just any God period. When a Christian, Jew or Muslim uses the word “God” in the English language, they are talking about completely different things and beliefs and each of those “Gods” has a name, they are so different in fact that the word “God” suddenly becomes meaningless, like an illusion, unproductive, pointless and ineffectual and basically without any relevance, you’re just fooling yourself like saying “Cloud”, “Mountain” or “Rainbow”, you might as well say Mickey Mouse or Scooby Doo. (“Oh my Cloud what a beautiful painting!”, “Oh Mountain this wine tastes so good” or “Thank Rainbow it’s Friday!”…). In a nutshell, it would be impossible for any of them to be a “”God” because all of them already had their own personal Semitic languages names which were used and recorded in stone and in scrolls and papyrus and are used even today, the various “Gods” in the fables let their personal names be known that they wanted to be addressed by and known as. (Jehovah-Yahweh, Allah, El/Elohim etc and sop on). So saying just “God” is preposterous and anti-biblical actually. It would be like calling a deity today by the name of Merovich, Marcomir, Branimir, Gatsby, Fred, Ted or G-Crew Fresh Base because these words/names weren’t used either. It would be like calling a deity “mouse”, well what mouse? which mouse? what kind of mouse? Micky Mouse? Jerry Mouse? There’s lots of different mice after all and they can’t all be “the” one and only “Mighty Mouse”. Besides, how can any Abrahamic religion claim that they have the so-called “Real God” and are worshipping a one true deity? That’s preposterous and bonkers absurd!…

…As an analogy, suppose the religion’s “God” is a “Cola”, how can that religion’s “Cola-God” brand be the only super-duper correct only one and claimed to be the most perfect awesome smartest “Cola-God” brand master of the universe?, especially with all the contradictions, errors and repeated failures and predictions turning out wrong? Do you know just how many cola brands there are in the world? Lots and lots and lots of them that’s how many (see Cola brands). So it’s absurd to think that one’s “Cola-God” viewpoint is above all other types of “Cola-God” religions and cults and sects and definitions, and that the term “Cola-God” only means your version or idea as the hypothetical only “Cola-God” brand that exists. There’s just no way possible to say “Cola-God” and imply that only just that religion/cult/sect has the right to define and claim superiority “Cola-God” term usage and meaning, or that when someone says “Cola-God” they must be talking about your “Cola-God” brand definition and religion, especially when it’s been proven wrong repeatedly and shown with evidence to be just another invented “Cola-God” brand like all the rest and that there are numerous “Cola/God” brands and viewpoints floating around and have been for many thousands of years. You can use the word if you want, but at least now you’ll know that the real meaning behind and origins of this English language word “God” (just like “Bog”, “Boh” and “Buh”), is quite simply not a name or correct form of addressing the deity but is rather of ancient Pagan origins and has absolutely nothing to with the bible, torah, koran or with any Bronze Age and Iron Age Semitic and Levant desert tribal deity.

Probably surprising to many and unkown to most, the only character in the entire biblical material that clearly states they are the only one that creates evil is…god. And you can’t deny what’s written and unequivocally implied, I kid you not… Isaiah 45: 7…..”I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the lord do all these things”. When this fact is kept in mind then many events that take place in the biblical universe stories and fables make much more sense.

Oh yeah, besides the Canaanite god El already mentioned, and the name Elohim first used in the Hebrew bible/Old Testament Genesis story narrative, there are actually at least 16 official “names of god” used (but even many more than that). Interestingly one of them is “Adonai” which again has plural meanings just like “Elohim” is plural. Adonai, which is used about 450 times, was also used by the ancient Phoenicians as a title for Tammuz/Dumuzid their ancient Mesopotamian god associated with shepherds and it’s even mentioned in the Epic of Gilgamesh (circa. 2100 BCE)…BUT NONE OF THE NAMES USED IN THE OLD TESTAMENT/BIBLE IS THE WORD/NAME…”GOD”. How’s that for interesting and weird? God has so many names that can be used according to the stories and written sources and they’re names he even personally wants to be known and called by, but nobody uses them, choosing to instead opt for the pagan origins and meanings word “God”, LOL. So knowing this, that people, and especially televangelists, wrongly use the pagan origins word “god” instead of his/its real name that he said was his/its name, then you might as well just call him Mo and insert the word “Mo” everywhere you see the word God written in this post (Mo or Curly, Shemp, Larry, Jeb, Judy, Dave, Bill or whatever name you choose). Actually every person you know who has a name, just call them “Mo” because it’s the same difference. Oh sure people will say “Are you a blithering dumbass pointless stooge? my name is Jeb/Judy (or whatever name they are), why the hell do you keep calling me “Mo!?”. If someone sneezes just say “Mo bless you” etc. If you find yourself on a sinking ship or a plane that is in danger of falling from the sky, then “God help us!” may be the incorrect phrase to say and could actually make things worse, that’s just some supplementary information.

“MO ON THE GO!”…the lying shitbag conman says it’s the one and only best and cheapest text and prayer line to know the word of ~~God~~ Mo ever, so you’d be crazy not to (Click Now for them secret words of Mo, see above for more about that).

So again, we see it’s basically all one big god-o-tainment biz shtick selling suspension of disbeliefs, made up stories and drivel, trinkets and bric a brac and then more made up groundless stories solely for their own personal gain and personal universe. It’s infomercials just without the monthly seed faith gifts. There are no television miracles and no god or angels or heavenly beings are speaking to anybody because it’s just the televangelist entertainment scheme-biz. Here’s just one more example of many, many more examples. The practice of snakehandling and of drinking strychnine and other poisons, found in a few offshoots of Pentecostalism in the southern American states and a few other places, and their Biblical support in Mark 16:18:…”…they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well.” But here’s something most people don’t know, that the 2 earliest manuscripts and some other later texts do not have verses 9–20 and there’s no mention about any snake handling or poison drinking etc, (or the demon exorcising or the speaking in jibberish tounges either, the earliest extant complete manuscripts of Mark, Codex Sinaiticus and Codex Vaticanus and other 4th-century manuscripts, do not contain the last twelve verses, 16:9–20), those verses were just added later and nobody knows who added them (some unknown anonymous writers somewhere added them so I guess it must be true?). This is a common theme throughout the whole bible, stuff just being anonymously added and changed and taken away then added again, meanings changed and new abstract concepts added etc, etc for centuries. Well then why don’t these types drink the poisons then? (Anybody can do jibberish meaningless tongues, grunts and whistling, and the fake demon possessions is easier than riding a bike). Could it be because so many have died and were bitten by snakes? Could that have something to do with it? Is that why televangelists have to fake healing people and put on fake healing and lip-flapping shows? Why don’t the faith healers handle snakes and/or drink poisons also then like the text says? They don’t trust God then?….Exactly. That also shows that they are of little faith…”Oh you of little faith televangelists, drink the poison and handle poisonous snakes so that you may live and maketh abundance of harvests unto Zion!” I say.

**Don’t have a major malfunction, read your bible and Nostradamus people and that’s the truth.**

Well one thing is for sure, there’s not going to be a Red Lobster restaurant or Hard Rock Cafe or spare ribs and bacon cheeseburgers on the menus, will there be Tonkatsu though? that’s a good question so we’ll have to search the bible and Nostradamus for the answer.

Jack Van Impe and Rexella always with their fabulist mythomania mental gymnastics filth stories and wrong for the 1001st time for St. Jehoshaphat’s Cripe’s Pete’s sake, they can’t get it right and Mo is not impressed (and you call yourself god’s prophets? you’re pathetic and obtuse). For preaching bullshit fraudsters with net worths from 10s of millions to over 300 million dollars personal net worth and expecting a rapture any day, they sure do write lots of books and are constantly making wrong predictions (If it was ancient Israel Old Testament times they would have been stoned to death a long, long time ago not many people know that).

TOTALLY NOT A CULT.
Dreams from Lord Thanos are always real, every single one of them at all times (Run to the hills while you still can! Lord Thanos is coming with his locusts with cow’s feet and full of eyeballs with his trumpets and golden harps! Then he’s gonna let loose the winged seven-headed with ten horns beast with bear’s feet out of the Sea of Japan with his bowls to torment people with lambs that have dragon voices! His trumpeters on horses will become lion-headed scorpions deceiving many, 200 miles of blood up to the horse’s bridles people! Put on your rubber boots and run to your tabernacle and don’t forget your scrolls, grapes and oil lamps! But don’t run to the Euphrates river though because it will be full of swords, sailors, seals and multitudes of winepresses…40 newspapers and gargoyles wow!!!…For Cripe’s Pete’s Jehoshapht’s sake Run!!!). I recommend wearing headphones for the full effect of them Yahwehism-Jehovahism holy ghost righteous gospel choir beats.

The assumption for the average reader is that this order of the Gospels is a chronological one, when in fact it is a theological one. Scholars and historians are universally agreed that Mark is the earliest Gospel–by several decades at least, and the others used it as the basis for their versions, much later given the names Matthew, Luke and John, even though nobody knows who wrote them because they’re all based on papyrus scraps mostly written in Greek, not Hebrew or Aramaic which was the languages spoken at the time, and by several anonymous writers at different times in different geographical areas, not just one writer. They were all written in Greek, including Mark, but we don’t know who wrote any of them. Even Mark is a name later given to the text but we don’t know the real author(s). And this insight turns out to have profound implications for people’s understanding of the “Jesus story” and how it was passed down in New Testament Gospel traditions and mutated over time with much more added material, again all done by anonymous writers.

**God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It!…Hello, I’m a fraud, pleased to meet you, can I interest you in some made-up bullshit?**

The problem with the Gospel of Mark for the fnal editors of the New Testament was that it was grossly deficient and lacking, (whoever first wrote it whatever their name was), it didn’t include lots of information that was added later. First it is significantly shorter than the other Gospels – with only 16 chapters compared to Matthew (28), Luke (24) and John (21). But more important is how Mark begins his Gospel and how he ends it…

Telescamvangelists always claim that the Bible is without error or contain false information because it’s all inspired by god and so it’s the perfect word of god, is this true? If it was the true written words (inspired?) by a perfect being, then it must not contradict itself ever not even once. However as a collection of books written by different anonymous writers at different times and edited and re-edited over many centuries, it’s actually full of contradictions as well as wrong information and illogical information, including wrong time and chronological histories, wrong geographies, wrong biology, astronomy and natural world information, just very wrong all throughout the books. And that’s not even getting into the numerous theological contradictions and errors and nonsensical fables and characters, (they contradict each other in theological ways and with different information that often demonstrates they are deliberately arguing with each other), so to remedy these very problematic conundrums televangelists resort to their only remaining weapon and brainwashing modus operandi, known quite simply in the vernacular as “cherry picking” (aka “cherry picking logical fallacy”). In anutshell, by using fabulist mental gymnastics and only selecting and presenting verses or text that support a particular view or position to the audience, while at the same time withholding any contradictory and evidence against the position, the more withheld contradictory information and evidence then the more flawed and fallacious the argument and position, by cherry picking text and avoiding contradictory and erroneous text/information the scamvangelist-preacher chicanery and subterfuge can then present anything they want as being word of god true and perfect, just like having a ventriloquist dummy saying exactly what you want (then usually just topped off with some other made up stuff for some golly gee wow factor and better faith seeds and harvests of course).

…The Gospel of Mark is the earliest version by many decades at least, BUT it has no account of the virgin birth of Jesus, or for that matter any birth of Jesus story at all. In fact, Joseph, husband of Mary, is never named in Mark’s Gospel at all, and Jesus is simply called a “son of Mary”, Jesus is just a character who never at any time equates himself to any god, there is no Lazarus raised from the dead and many other things are not there that were only added later. (There is however very clear indications even from the words attributed to the character of Jesus that what the reader is actually reading is just a new offshoot mystery religion/cult and mythicism being spread…he speaks contradictory parables to confuse the listener (and reader) specifically so that people will NOT understand what he is saying with even his very own disciples not understanding his words/meanings, cultic allegories, Pythagoras and Jesus parallels (153 fish, the Pythagorean “measure of the fish” mathematics and Pythagorus’ fishermen disciples) all pointing towards Jesus being a composite mythic character, etc). But even more significant is Mark’s strange ending. He has absolutely no appearances of the Jesus character following the visit of the women on Easter morning to the empty tomb! Nothing. (and no mention of books, seed faiths or gospel music either). Like the other three later Gospels, Mark’s version recounts the visit of Mary Magdalene and her companions to the tomb of Jesus early Sunday morning (Again different named women and number of women in each gospel). And upon arriving they find the blocking stone at the entrance of the tomb removed, and it is only a young man (notice in the story – it’s not an angel, it’s just an unknown man, he doesn’t say he’s an angel and the women don’t recognize him as such, who was going to move the stone? and no zapped asleep Roman soldier guards either) and he then, according to the “story”, supposedly tells them: “Do not be alarmed. You seek Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified. He has risen; he is not here. See the place where they laid him. But go, tell his disciples and Peter that he is going before you to Galilee. There you will see him, just as he told you.” And they went out and fled from the tomb, for trembling and astonishment had seized them, and they said nothing to anyone. (Mark 16:6-8)…

When it comes to fake raising the dead resurrection miracles/zombieism, all I can say is hallelujah, amen and glory be. (Later I’ll get more into the topic of what a recently risen from the dead zombie person should be served for breakfast, lunch or dinner).

…And there the frst original oldest gospel story simply ends! That’s it. End of story. That’s all there is folks. I kid you not, the oldest frst primary gospel story has the women leave and say nothing to anybody and closing credits. There is no magical after death zombie appearances to anybody at all ever. To add even more contradictions, the other later gospel versions also changed Galilee (in the north) to Jerusalem (in the south), proving again that they are just later theological written versions, especially the so-called Matthew version which later superceded the original oldest Mark version. The even later contradictory and fictitious Acts/Epistles attributed to someone named Paul, it even many times supercedes all 4 gospels and all he did was have an hallucination, according to the story narrative, and he never saw anything or anyone but afterwards just kept getting into arguments with people everywhere he went by babbling his made up abstract concepts nonsense. In the story even the supposed original disciples disliked him considering him some strange recently joined guru because he considered himself closer to the Jesus character than even them and strangely Paul even regarded the disciples as false Christians and dimwits, and this even though he never met any Jesus and didn’t know anything about him or whether he was even born or walked the earth, he had absolutely no knowledge about any earthly existence of any Jesus character life, or miracles or any preaching mission or words/parables spoken and only got his information from a vision/hallucination but mostly OT text and that’s it, go figure, now that sure is weird. Peter especially was in conflict with Paul with them arguing about who’s in the right and knows Jesus best. The blowup between Paul and Peter was a total failure and Paul soon left Antioch as persona non grata, never again to return. Yep, seems like a really smooth and friendly agreeing brotherhood of holy preaching special somethings mission with no theologies issues getting in the way by the very first founders and most important gurus apostles from the very start.

The oldest Gospel Mark gives absolutely no accounts of anyone at all ever seeing any Jesus character as the much later Matthew, Luke, and John versions “report anonymously”. In fact, this Mark gospel is contradictory in many instances from the other gospel versions. (which also contradict each other numerous times and contradict themselves also, just like much of the Old Testament/Hebrew Bible also). The oldest original Mark gospel, whoever anonymously wrote it in classical Greek, contains absolutely no mention about any snakehandling, poison drinking, jibberish tongues lip-flapping, there’s absolutely no angel in any tomb but just a man, there’s no lightning hitting temples, there’s no Lazarus zombie story, there’s no hundreds of dead people rising out of their graves and zombily walking around the city being seen by many, but most interestingly, there’s also no nativity scene story or even any information about a birth, and there’s absolutely no after death appearances by any Jesus character to anyone at all ever, until the later 3 gospels versions that is, who we again also have absolutely no clue who wrote them or precisely where or when either, just only that it was centuries after the narriative stories were “alleged” to have happened and then changing and mutating over time with much added and changed material (None of them of course ever allude to any seeds, books, miracle oils, fake healing crusades, fake miracles, bacon dancing and babbling jibberish, mailing faith seed envelopes and all that other smoke and mirrors made up fiction stories and new competing weird abstract concepts and theologies)…

God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It…In ancient times there sure were lots of magical creatures to choose from (but they forgot the talking donkey though, and that Ezekiel’s winged 4-headed thing of a man, a lion, an ox and an eagle all covered in eyes), and cool supernatural miracles and floating things, spirits, important sacrifices voodoo blood magic, cool witches and of course plenty lots of demon possessions all over the place. Heck it seems that back then you couldn’t walk into any town or village or go down any pathway or road without bumping into demon-possessed people all over the place and people possesed by demons was as common as people with bad breath today or the common cold, it’s too bad it all stopped in 1837. I know what you’re probably thinking…“But why would Frodo go to Mount Doom unless Gandalf was real?”. In a way with all the odd story plots and twists, gnostic and deliberate obscurantism, irrational cultish deliriums, suspension of disbelief, contradictions galore and rambling/blithering characters, narratives and themes and the odd wierd and disturbing things being said and done for nonsensical absurd reasons by the characters and superheroes, it’s almost like a Neil Breen movie except with less whining, trumpets, lamps, sacrifices, smitings, lepers and plagues etc (in a way it actually really is a Neil Breen movie when you think about it, except it’s set in the Middle East thousands of years ago with equally awful actors and boring pointless plots, it’s true).

And since on the topic, it’s interesting to note that many scholars think that the ancient Croatian god “Triglav” (meaning 3-headed), could very well well have been an early influence on the very concept of the later Christian “Trinity” belief, Triglav was usually depicted as a three-headed man who was a fusion of three other major gods consisting of Perun, Svarog and Dazhbog, and at times incorporating Svetovid or Veles as one of the three. According to later written material by Ebbo (775-851) he was believed to represent sky, earth and the underworld and he ruled these kingdoms. Triglav, and others, were also part of deity pantheons found in other nations such as Czechia, Slovakia, Poland, Slovenia, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia etc, written material and oral legends point to them being present and worshipped at the time that Croat tribes were known as the Veneti/Venethi/Venedi, even today there are still many toponyms, place names and organizations named after Triglav, and the others (Interestingly, many biblical scholars and theolgians believe these gods may very well be the real gods and perhaps alluded to as the plural Elohim, also supporting this view is the fact that not one contradictory piece of information, evidence or quote has been attributed to them in any written records ever and that they are never mentioned as demanding or requiring desert blood magic rituals, so they may just be waiting and watching patiently in the background and then suddenly appear to clean house and defeat the nefarious puny desert tribal Yahweh-Jehovah demiurge god once and for all at some future appointed time). Image: lastavica.hr.

God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It…Just what the heck sort of desert voodoo blood magic witchcraft is this anyway? It’s really weird why scientists and doctors don’t use biblical sources for curing diseases and ailments but instead use unbiblical “doctor witchcraft”, I mean c’mon, it’s God telling you the right way to do things and that’s the way it must be done, he knows best after all not pharmaceutical sorcerers and diabolical doctor witches cults (who knows better about treating leprosy? the vastly most wise smartest master of the universe…or unbelieving infidel pharmacy heresy gurus?). Like I said, to know what you’re talking about people really need to go back and examine the various earliest sources, the languages used and written at the times, by and for whom, why, when and where and of course real history and not just make stuff up or believe anything, otherwise it’s just pointless babbling and anybody can do that. I know many millions have been cured of leprosy by science and pharmacy witches, as for the above biblical method I’ll have to look into it and then update this post.

Actually the above special “God’s Secret Recipe For Curing Leprosy” isn’t quite complete, the entire recipe consists of…

1 – Get 2 birds, cedar, scarlet yarn and hyssop.

2 – Kill 1 bird over running water in a clay pot.

3 – Dip live bird and stuff in blood and sprinkle 7 times generously on person (to be performed outside of the camp).

4 – Release surviving bloody bird.

5 – On the 7th day, person must wash their clothes, shave all their hair (including eye brows, pubes, arms, legs etc) and then take a bath.

6 – Person to then live as an exile not allowed into their tent for a week.

7 – Afterwards on the 8th day, get 2 young male lambs and 1 ewe, all must be without defects, along with the finest flour mixed with olive oil for a grain offering, and one log of the oil, animals must be declared clean by the priest in front of the tent (deemed clean and absolutely no defects on the animals, very important).

8 – Priest then to kill 1 of the male lambs, then sprinkle blood and paint blood dots on the person (ear lobe, big toe, thumb, hand).

9 – Priest then to sprinkle the oil 7 times.

10 – Priest then to paint oil dots on the person on top of the previous blood dots (ear lobe, big toe etc).

11 – Priest then to put remaining oil on the person’s head.

12 – Priest to then sacrifice and burn the other offerings along with a grain offering.

13 – Presto Magico the leper is healed, it’s a miracle! (if leper can’t afford lambs and ewe then proceed to God’s Leprosy Cure Recipe commanded alternate version which substitutes with pigeons and doves for the lamb and ewe).

…This would be like watching a modern day remake of a film from the 1920’s or 1930’s, it would be like watching a modern day version of the Wizard of Oz film because you’ve never seen it, and then deciding to watch the first original film. Then afterwards wondering where the heck is that part where Dorothy is born in a Kansas barn, and the 3 mayors of Chicago, Miami and Los Angeles bring apple pies? Where the heck is that part where the Wizard has a ninja sword fight against the Witch and turns her flying monkey soldiers into frogs? Where the heck is that part where Dorothy and Toto die and then come back to life? Where’s all the dogs and cats rising from their graves and then zombily running around the city seen by many? etc and so on. This first original Wizard of Oz film doesn’t have any of that stuff. Why not? (Importantly also, where’s the cabbage rolls? How come no one is eating cabbage rolls or stuffed peppers with mashed potatoes? Why the heck are there no cabbage rolls, sausages or cheese štrukli?). The simple fact is that the later 3 “anonymous gospels” scraps used the oldest one (just given the name Mark later) as the source and then they just added more stories not found in “Mark”, adding zombies coming out of the ground all over the places (many undead zombies now walking around Jerusalem “seen by many” wow), adding 1 “angel” now instead of just the man, even later adding 2 “angels” in another gospel, and then just topping it all off with more “appearances” and more contradictory stories that the original didn’t have. It’s pretty easy to see what went on, basically that many people in Jerusalem simply didn’t like talking or writing about eyewitnessing zombies walking around, because they found it boring and not newsworthy obviously.

These days starting your own new jimble jamble religion with your own invented ideas, rules, concepts, definitions, special magical characters, universe, realities and obscure meanings is so easy with so many lackeys and feeble-minded supporters ready to applaud that even you could do it.

The above pastor is just one of many examples of the absurd subversives spreading lies and delusional fiction, just to sound important to themselves and so you’ll send them money and buy their stuff and read their books. Even modern day science, paleontology and especially genetic DNA evidences categorically prove that the ancestors of a large part of the African populations had in fact genetically interbred by inter-species mating with another unknown species of archaic hominin that was separate from modern humans species and which went extinct only about 12,000 years ago, it is thought by some scientists to most likely be a variation or subspecies of Homo erectus, a separate and archaic African branch who’so offspring can even be found today and is shown in their DNA pool. Quite simply the pastor babbling about sending your last $1000 to him as a seed faith gift is not part of any Adam & Eve family, not any Noah or imaginary Noah’s family and not even The Addams Family, the Family Ties television show family or The Partridge Family or any other fictitious family. He’s confused and absurd and doesn’t even know reality, you put seeds in the ground to grow not dollar bills, just a plain ol’ subversive guru looking to control peoples minds and wallets. After all, we know these days thanks to science and the quest for truth, that the planet wasn’t populated only just around 2500 BCE from one family coming out of a boat, We know there were a number of different archaic humanoid populations in different parts of the planet at different times whose descendents are around even today, we know that there were Neanderthals, we know there were Cro-Magnon populations in Eurasia also and even other kinds of humanoids in different parts of the planet, (new and different humanoid beings remains and evidences are being discovered regularly) as well as archaic bipedal creatures, hominins and also monkeys, apes and various squirrels, wombats and snakes. Instead we know there were dinosaurs roaming the planet for hundreds of millions of years until about 66 million years ago, (but not any talking snakes or squirrels or wombats) and now we even have out of place artifacts, archaeological and fossil evidences of extreme human antiquity going back well before the Mesopotamian Garden of Eden story origins. The simple fact is that not one person on this planet is descended from or is part of any made up family lineage from some fictitious old bearded guy who was told by any voice to build any boat. The boat family origins scenario story is all suspension of disbelief in some people’s heads and is actually just one chapter in the subversive propaganda cult books modus operandi, used by them to help control peoples minds and instill filth based fiction realities while simultaneously taking your money.

*Intermission*

This is just one of the many primitive behaviorisms, warped and deranged examples among many demented examples in the OT. And what a great dad, if you like having a psychotic mental tribal deity cultist for a dad, and in this case nobody even tried to stop him or talk some common sense reason to him, even his creepy genie-god didn’t intervene unlike for good ol’ Abraham (btw she accepted her fate without complaining and didn’t even try to run away escape so she burned up real good well done and crispy (Oh loyal righteous Jephthah! GLO-RY Praizzze Gawd! Praizzze his name whatever his name is). Which reminds me, why can’t telescamvangelists today show such righteous faith and obedience to the lord? as in if 10 million dollars in faith-seeds are raised before the next quarter that they will sacrifice the first thing that comes out of the house to greet them. Now that would show true holy righteous obedience faithfulness to the lord and increase treasures in heaven and sell more books, they’d be crazy not to show such loyal faithfulness.

That Hosea prophet guru guy he sure was holy, he and the Yahweh-Jehovah God sure made up a “Great Team”, lol. In Hosea 9:14, after being upset that the people and especially the Ephraim tribe were installing their own chosen princes and kings decided from the people instead of “god-approved princes and kings” (whatever that means, I guess Hosea approved or something like that), Hosea then supposedly says…”Give them, Lord – what will you give them? Give them wombs that miscarry and breasts that are dry….Ephraim is blighted, their root is withered, they yield no fruit. Even if they bear children, I will slay their cherished offspring…the roar of battle will rise against your people, so that all your fortresses will be devastated – as Shalman devastated Beth Arbel on theday of battle, when mothers were dashed to the ground with their children. So will it happen to you, Bethel, because your wickedness is great. When that day dawns, the king of Israel will be completely destroyed..”. Yikes! Hosea is a really hardcore politician too by even asking Yahweh-Jehovah to send miscarriages and dry breasts on them all to depopulate them and snuff them out, and then dash any remaining mothers and children to the ground to their deaths by invaders, that’s even his own people he’s cursing and talking about here and not enemies. Yikes! that sure is holy that’s for sure asking god to miscarriage all thewomen and have dry breats and being dashed to death along with their children, Hosea is often described as a “prophet of doom” because of his many prophecies against Israel (but his name Hosea means ‘salvation’, ‘he saves’ or ‘he helps’ in Hebrew which sure is strange, it’s a good thing he didn’t decide to “help” the Chinese, Japanese, Indians and Native peoples because that would have been a lot more miscarriages probably), good ol’ holy Hosea and Yahweh-Jehovah god what a really, really, really great team that’s for sure.

Thou shalt not kill??? Oh you mean just don’t kill your own people, village, oxen, babies and slave owners, but it’s still open season and ok to kill other peoples because it’s a loophole or just yet another biblical allegory or metaphor, well alright then. Large parts of the OT are nothing but blood-hungry killfests and smitings, and again why always with all the ox, sheep, cattle and asses too? They’re infidel gentile cattle abominations?

The Joshua character and his army in the Hebrew bible is known for carrying out brutal (and I mean brutal) military ethnic cleansing and murder campaigns including infanticide (including ripping apart pregnant women to kill the unborn children) to completely destroy the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites and many other native peoples already living in ancient Canaan on his God’s orders even, as their story goes anyway, so why is everyone upset with ISIS when they’re the same Abrahamic religion (all part of the same great Abrahamic religions god team), basically using the same playbook and plays, they’re modern day Joshuas basically. (and weirder still why would Christians and Muslims try to co-opt all these various characters, actions and events as somehow being their own also? Deranged much? And how come they never make movies about Joshua and his generals and successors and all their amazing military and magic exploits?

Although these days there’s even bible action figures toys, which actually just adds to the fiction characters ambiance, besides even just this Joshua toy action figure is sort of creepy, shouldn’t they be more descriptive on the package like…”That’s right kids, Kill men, women, children and slaughter babies fresh out of stomachs for the mighty glorious Lord just like good ol’ Joshua, Don’t forget to Collect All Six!” (I can just see it now…”Happy birthday Billy enjoy your present, you can go play with it in the backyard after dinner, just use your sister’s dolls to be the Canaanites, glory!”). And when you really think about it according to many of the facts we now know, the Joshua character and his alleged killing and military exploits would have then just made him a precursor to the much later Muhamud, which really isn’t all that surprising.

**♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫** ♩♩♫…

**God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It as the mantra goes…That’s what you get for doctoring-witchcraft on the sabbath you heretical infidel gentiles being all disobedient.**

More about this farcical story about holy deceit and Esau later, who was also the very first documented case of a Sasquatch you’ll see (and yep, it’s the same Jacob mentioned earlier who beat god during that all-night wrestling match in the desert).

Well, he is a genocidal murderous lying nutcase desert tribal deity and he was easily duped by a talking snake in his very own garden, so obviously not something deserving worship or trust or to believe in. And it seems jesus’ dad on top of that had some major smiting, anger and control issues probably (luckily these days though if you get on his good side you can get front row tickets to the 700 Club or Kenneth Copeland shows etc, and if you really get on his good side you can win a Golden Globe award, get cured of migraines or even score the game-winning goal Glo-Ry!). But isn’t it strange that it didn’t smitefully promise burning revenge against the Japanese who were most assuredly eating abomination shellfish at the time, as well as against the Hyperboreans who were also without a doubt eating pork tenderloin and bacon abominations at the time.

**♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…**
So let me get this straight, this god’s handpicked fave peep superhero gave promises about having freedom and new homes in a paradise land flowing with milk and honey, but now you’re just wandering around in the desert heat constantly year after year after year with no end in sight, and if you start to complain about the situation or want answers to some questions then immediately god angrily sends down fire from the sky to destroy you? Sure why not? you gotta keep the absurdity continuum going after all for the zany action and suspense, lol.

It basically comes down to believing actual real Dinosaur bones fossils along with the known paleontological and geological evidences, or believing in imaginary characters, visions stories and fables written by anonymous primitive thinking desert tribal writers during the Bronze and Iron Ages in the Levant area. One of them has the real verified news scoop proofs and one of them is blatantly lying.

**♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…**
With a history having so much “God-Commanded” destruction, mass murdering, genocides, infanticides, child sacrificing, sanctified rapes, condoned slavery and cannibalism, plagues, stonings, other sacrificings, beheadings, burnings and much more various holy smitings, including even today, then just why the heck do some people call it the “Holy Land” exactly? What’s up with that? Says who and are they on cheap drugs? Probably, why isn’t everyone trying to move to this so-called “Holy Land” of “Flowing Milk and Honey” then? Or why would anyone even decide to leave the “Holy Land” in the first place just to go to infidel gentile lands anyway because it’s the frikin Holy Land after all so it’s “God’s country”, it would be just plain ol’ foolishness to leave god’s country. Based on what we know from sources about the beliefs and customs of ancient Pagan Croatian tribes in antiquity, their deities pantheon, families, society traditions and social structure, heck even from remains evidences about the lives and societies lived by cavemen during the Ice Age, makes them seem like aristocratic nobles by comparison to all these absurd Abrahamic religions theologies and histories.

After thwarting both Two-Face and Riddler as well as defeating Darkseid all in only 40 days, Batman had to teach the Boy Wonder a real bible lesson because he was confused and erroneously thought that Bronze Age and Iron Age desert blood magic, Zoroastrian, Egyptian, Mesopotamian and Canaanite religion’s abstract concepts and astrotheology, lurking demons, primitive cosmic and natural world views, risen zombies and hocus pocus magic powers fables were actually truth and real, after this episode Batman parted ways and worked solo starring in many films. Also, to be a so-called biblical literalist and/or apologist, you have to follow the example of reading comic books, it’s so simple even a 5 year old knows how to do that, i.e. – you can’t just read this and that comic book panel, skip a few panels then read a few more panels you agree with and then skip some more panels going back and forth all over the place using that system, reading only the panels you like or agree with then making up the rest and not even read all the panels which tell the story, what sort of a scoundrel fabulist charlatan would read a comic book like that? Who would even make a superhero movie based on reading their comic book that way? Exactly, to know how to properly understand the presented information/claims you have to first at least know how to read a comic book properly, ipso facto.

700 wives 300 concubines — ♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
500 wives I could understand, even 600 or 676 wives, but 700 wives!? (plus an extra 300 for some fun on the side), Is that why it’s called the 700 Club Pat Robertson?

Well that sure is weird, so a few guys took a quick sneak peek look into a box to see some rocks basically, so then right away their god kills over 50,000 people as retribution, yep that sure is weird. And there doesn’t seem to be any hocus pocus going on or come across as irrational, unreasonable or extreme. It’s also weird with all that lamenting business again, actually most of the OT is just various lamenting come to think of it, really, when it’s not smiting this or smiting that then it’s lamenting this and lamenting that and lamenting all over the place for one reason or another, that sure is weird too.

God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It…(Don’t forget to kill all the ox, sheep, camels and asses, very important, because if you kill the camels and donkeys only then they’ll know you’re serious and mean business, killing just all the people is for amateurs, after all Jesus’ dad knows best and is the smartest of them all) GLO-RY! ♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…

The Yahweh-Jehovah god who only hangs and floats around the Levant deserts universe was really upset that this Balaam guy went on a donkey ride and so he had to miraculously intervene by sending down a satan angel to stop him (more about that later), it was probably the most important thing going on in the entire world at that time and so naturally required immediate divine intervention, he simply had to miraculously defy the laws of the universe and space and time to stop that donkey ride no matter what.

**Wow, just like magic, there sure was lots of hocus pocus magic, chicanery and zombies going on back then.**

It’s a good thing Televangelists and Christians weren’t around living in ancient Canaan Israel, they would have had migraines for sure, like living in the The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant today. Without a doubt the nonsense delirium preaching John Hagee, Kenneth Copeland, Joyce Meyer and Pat Robertson etc, would have been stoned and put to death before they even knew what happened, heck they would have been whining on the ground with their arms covering their noggins from rocks and stones before even being able to burn one measly bird sacrifice.

Literally just a few sentences into the zany absurd novel and already the contradictions nonsense starts, I already mentioned this and a few of the most well known ones but there’s lots and lots and lots more contradictions. You can’t expect to sell lots of your new novel book and religion if already right at the start the authors are in a state of confused delirium and the plot disintegrates after turning the first page.

But if that wasn’t absurd enough, not long after the wowzerama fish adventure Jonah is crying whining and complaining and he literally wants to die now instead of living, yep he wants to die believe it or not, why?… because a worm that his god sent ate the plant leaves that were giving him shade from the sun so he was getting hot and probably sunstroke (is he a moron? just get up already and move to other leaves or a tree, a simpleton dumb bird would know enough to do that and they’re even literally birdbrains, talk about a pointless lazy dumbass). Also, it’s sure not a good case for historicity if this is one of the characters and stories that the Jesus character used as a historical reference to back up his claims in the gospels novels, not a good historicity evidence example at all.

…And then to make it more weird, in the first and oldest gospel of Mark, and later Matthew and Luke, (but remember these are just names applied many decades later, we have absolutely no clue who wrote these stories and letters, in Greek I should add, so very unlikely written by some illiterate fishermen hicks in ancient Palestine or even in the Middle East), the Jesus character in the narrative is not interested in teaching about himself because he’s largely secretive, very wishy-washy talking mainly in parables everywhere with even his own disciples not understanding him most of the time (didn’t they ever ask him any questions so as to clear things up?, apparently not). But when you read John’s gospel practically the only thing Jesus talks about is who he is, what his identity is, where he came from and basically telling everyone that he was God, “I AM” and saying eternal life only comes through him, (But why would the earlier written Mark and then Matthew and Luke gospels leave out this sort of important information? Hmmm?). In the John gospel he starts off his “3 year mission” by turning over the tables in the temple almost causing a massive riot in the city and having the Jewish religious authorities as sworn enemies, but the other versions have him do it last at the very end of his “1 year mission” which got him in the most serious trouble and sentenced to death. In the John gospel version his “mission” lasts 3 years, in the others it lasts only 1 year. (something sort of stinks about the whole thing, because over the centuries anonymous people just kept adding and taking away information and throwing in contradictions and personal ideas everywhere that’s why, was it a 3 year mission or 1 year mission? Televangelists want to know because their books sales and faith seeds harvests depend on it).

The “Mr Contradictions” Paul character if he even existed as portrayed in writings, which is highly unlikely according to evidences to the contrary, complete lack of substantiated evidence or proofs, the circulating forged writings in his name (even 7 of the 13 Pauline epistles are considered as not even written by Paul, and numerous other problematic conclusions by scholars, and I always wondered didn’t the people ever write back? If they wrote back then it would probably be a real person), he had some serious issues and was mostly in a perpetual state of delirium confusion in his old age, convinced of and expecting a new Jesus-God kingdom to arrive any day or any hour according to a “personal vision” and later obscure strange esoteric secrets information he believed he found in the Old Testament scriptures, (taken out of context and misrepresented as usual), that’s what happens when you stare at the sun too much and have delusions/visions of grandeur. Completely wrong all over the place and just a very boring pointles galavanting fabulist with extravagant abstract concepts not even based in reality. Then “decades later” after the destruction of the Jerusalem temple some new stories appear starting with the anonymously written so-called Mark gospel, and then appeared the anonymously written so-called Matthew and Luke gospels which plagiarized large parts of “Mark” and added and changed lots of things, then later still in the 2nd century…presto-magico a newly appearing anonymously written narrative is circulating, it’s the last one to appear and be included as official canon dogma by the new politburo church fathers, a new gospel given the name of John’s gospel, not accepted by all of them but by the ones who had the most power and influence. The so-called John gospel is a totally new thing of it’s own and doesn’t rely on or plagiarize verbatim the Mark material like the Matthew and Luke versions (aka the “synoptic” gospels, it is also generally believed that the authors behind “John” are the same authors behind the later Book of Revelations), it is a new more hardcore version with many changes, omissions, new events, new long quotes and sayings and characters, new theologies and other new material not found in the other three, but also strangely mutating even more by including a number of circulating older pagan philosophical concepts, abstract concepts and mystery schools ideas.

There are so many errors, wrong information and contradictions in Abrahamic religion’s text that there wouldn’t be enough books in the world to record them all. Regarding even just Saul/Paul, he contradicts numerous times the later quoted Jesus character who said (according to the written narrative), that he didn’t come to bring peace but a sword, that he came to break apart families and have sons and daughters rise against their fathers and mothers and vice versa, he also said that the OT Jewish laws, rules and regulations are forever and that not a letter, jot or title will be changed ever (aka Mosaic Law), as well as that he only came for the lost sheep of Israel (i.e. – not for gentiles). If that’s not problematic enough, many churches, pastors, gurus and even telescamvagelists like to quote Paul, (using only selective text and cherry picking obscurantism of course when it suits their particular agenda and faith seeds). For example:

• Jesus Says Not To Eat Meat Sacrificed to Idols, But Paul Says It Is Ok.

• Jesus Says The Law Continues (as in strictly following ALL the OT laws, rules and regulations/Mosaic Laws), But Paul Says No.

• Paul Says The Pharisees Followed The Law Rigorously, But Jesus Says They Were Lax About The Law.

• Jesus Says Salvation Initiates And Continues By Repentance From Sin and Obedience Besides Faith; Paul Says This is Heresy.

• Jesus Tells Apostles To Teach His Commands Given Prior to His Ascension While In The Flesh, But Paul Says Not To Do So.

• Paul Says Elders Are Entitled To Pay for ‘Preaching & Teaching,’ But Jesus Says No.

• Jesus Teaches There Are Only 12 Apostles Into Eternity, But Paul Adds Himself To The List As a Thirteenth.

• Paul Exhorts Celibacy, But Jesus Clearly Says It is A Choice Not Within Everyone’s Power But If They Want They Can Castrate Themselves To Become Eunuchs (If you’re up to cutting your own penis and balls off then ok go for it basically, which is actually a morbid thing to approve and not deter as well as a bad example for children to emulate, the written Jesus character clearly has serious mental issues, a fixated god complex and very obscure behaviorism patterns).

Saul, Saul why are you persecuting me? I’ll arrive any day now then you and my other risen Torah-Zombie peeps will meet me in the air and we’ll be like all floating genderless immortal and stuff and squish billions of Goys in the giant winepress and burn the rest and then rule the entire planet forever and ever, I’ll introduce you in person to Joshua, Jonah, Moses, Abraham, Ezekiel, Solomon and his 700 wives and 300 concubines, oh what great glorious fun times Paul as we’re riding all the way in a one horse open sleigh…hey (but until then I’m gonna tell you a bunch of wacky secret news scoops stuff, but only just you though because my Jerusalem disciples peeps keep screwing things up getting it all wrong, I’m gonna tell you what I really meant and you’ll straighten them out), then we’ll go to the ballet, movies at the theatre with jumbo popcorn, shred the ski slopes and then to the Jerusalem pubs and cafes for beers, bacon cheeseburgers, shrimp platters and then the Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Billy Idol and The Cult concerts and tacos and tequila afterwards Paul (but if you’re really good and a very obedient praising fearful minion then we’ll get Faster Pussycat and Van Halen to play live with 12 or 700 olive oil-dipped dancing on figs Moabite virgins and the bloody crushed skulls of the Gentile Goy nations just like the good ol’ days, then we’ll all cuddle and snuggle with good ol’ Abe, Mosey and Zeke all together at my bosom…pfff lol, see Richard Carrier video later for more about that). I tell you it’s a verily great deal Paul you can thank me later.

• Jesus Says There Is One Pastor and Teacher (Himself), But Paul Tells The Church He is a Teacher, & There Are Many Pastors and Teachers.

• Paul Says God Is The God of the Dead (Living and the Dead), But Jesus Says God Is Not The God of the Dead.

• Paul Says God Does Not Live in Temples Made of Human Hands, But Jesus Says He Does.

• Jesus says Nations Of The World Are Under Satan, But Paul Says Its Rulers Are Agents of God (Jesus character comes across as more of a Jehovah’s Witness in this instance).

• Jesus Says A Call Is Revocable, But Paul Says It Is Irrevocable.

• Jesus Says Some Are Righteous, But Paul Says It Is Impossible.

• Paul Teaches We Are Eternally Secure, But Jesus Teaches Insecurity to a Sinning Believer.

• Paul Teaches In Original Sin But Jesus Contradicts.

• Paul Denies Obedience Grants Any Righteousness Unto Life, But Jesus & Exodus 20:6 Both Says It Does.

• Jesus Sends The Apostles to Baptize, But Paul Says Jesus Did Not Send Him to Baptize.

• Jesus Says Only the Merciful Receive Mercy, But Paul Says Only Those God Chooses Arbitrarily Will Receive Mercy.

• Paul Says Salvation Does Not Depend Upon Exertion, But Jesus Says It Does.

• Paul Says He Could Be Justified of The Sin that Never Could be Justified under the Law given Moses (Blasphemy), but Jesus says to the contrary that it is The Unpardonable Sin.

• Paul Says Flesh will not inherit the Kingdom of God, but Jesus in Flesh ascended to heaven supposedly, and he promised to resurrect bodies likewise to the Kingdom of the New Jerusalem, giving the same physical resurrection that Jesus had, which will include numerous zombies rising from graves.

The true “Origins of Christianity” according to source text internal evidence, sequence of evidence, empirical data and known historical facts is that it was just yet another failed Jewish apocalyptic sect centered around Yahwehism-Jehovahism failed prophecies and the preceding Bronze Age and Iron Age cultural milieu incorporating primitive desert Blood Magic behaviorisms.

For someone who, according to gospels novels accounts, performed so many miracles that even all the books in the world didn’t have enough space to record them all, who supposedly had throngs and thousands of people following him and Hosanna praises by crowds in a triumphant entry to Jerusalem as the new king baloney, and who’s fame even reached throughout all of Syria while he was still alive, yet nobody or their cousin’s nephew seems to be aware of anything irregular or news scoop worthy to mention at or after the time. For instance, Philo-Judaeus (20 BCE-50 CE) was even in Jerusalem during those times and he saw or heard nothing going on worth mentioning and his friends and acquaintances sources in the area didn’t either, some other historians and writers of that time…Arrian, Lucius Seneca (4 BCE-65 CE), Dion Pruseus, Pliny the Elder, Pater Calus, Suetonius, Juvenal, Theon of Smyran, Martial, Phlegon, Persius, Pompon Mela, Plutarch, Quintus Curtius, Lucian, Apollonius, Pausanias, Valerius Flaccus, Quintilian, Forus Lucius, Lucanus, Phaedrus, Epictetus, Damis, Silius Italicus, Alulus Geuius, Statius, Ptolemy, Columella, Diochry Sostom, Hermogones, Lysias, Valerius Maxiimus, Cornelius, Titus Livius, Cluvius Rufus, Publius Petronius (the Roman consul) who lived in Jerusalem, all these writers heard nothing and not a word was written about any Jesus character or any irregular events magical or non-magical taking place around him. Nor do any of these authors make note of any disciples or apostles or any gospel associated great earthquake, sun darkening for hours, torn temple veil, rising zombies etc, either. But anyway, according to the biblical fables narratives, the Jesus character was a really, really, really big fan of Yahwehism-Jehovahism and his desert blood magic witchcraft, rules and laws (and don’t worry I’ll cover them with a section later and some other current Abrahamic religions offshoot cults and sects with juicy details and stuff you probably had no clue about, for instance about the whole Yahwehism-Jehovahism term even the very name of Jesus literally means “Yahweh is salvation”, and that since there is no “j” sound in Hebrew everyone actually keeps pronouncing names wrong all over the place (and some people think he’s not just another Yahwehism-Jehovahism minion? pfff as if), that’s just an early sneak peek of later facts which will astound many people). And what’s weirder is that the Jesus character had no clue about any future Paul character shenanigans and Paul didn’t even know about anything the Jesus character allegedly did or said or whether he was ever born on or lived on earth ever, and the Paul character is the one who started the whole missionary-writing thing supposedly decades before any of the numerous later gospels novels even started to be thought up and invented, which sure is weird and problematic. Screenshot image from Mythvision Podcast.

Yep, very problematic indeed and contradictions nonsense galore, and the Saul/Paul character is a huge part of the NT even many decades before some anonymous “gospels” novels were thought of and written much later (of the 27 books in the New Testament, 13 or 14 are traditionally attributed to Paul, though only 7 or 6 of these Pauline epistles are accepted as being authentic with the rest being forgeries, some scholars even believe they are all invented fiction super adventure stories with very valid supporting reasons). It seems the Saul/Paul character is constantly saying “Listen to me and what I say, pay no attention to what Jesus said or what any Christians who were Christians before me say or what any so-called disciples believe or say because I know better” just like a Jack Van Impe in the desert, and thus the charade and story vortex mutates further, it’s just another continuation of the same ol’ OT Hebrew agenda modus operandi of fabricated characters, superheroes, events and invented, edited and re-edited fables and mutating abstract concepts theologies (you’ll notice this is a very common feature among all 3 Abrahamic religions, they spring from the same fiction sources and each one involves mutating theologies and introducing abstract concepts and so ultimately they naturally are also based on fiction).

**…And then the freshly made zombies will float up TO THE CLOUDS and meet us IN OUR NEW GENDERLESS IMMORTAL SPACESUIT BODIES in outer space ANY DAY OR MINUTE NOW, IT’S 100% GUARANTEED…**

The alleged absurd Saul/Paul character (who is actually the first letters writing author of any NT material supposedly and even taking up more than 1/2 of the entire NT, although half the letters are proven to be later forgeries by unknown writing fakers pretending to be a Paul), as in he himself admits that “everything” and anything he knows about any Jesus character was only after getting sunstroke and then later getting occasional secret visions and esoteric cryptic messages planted into his brain from outer space and dreaming (Paul, who according to his very obscure and odd used terminologies and worldview, and imminent zombifications cosmology theologies and behaviorism had obvious schizotypal personality disorder issues, and apparently knew nothing about any actual physical Jesus character being born, living, preaching, doing any miracles and zombifying or having any earthly disciples or even dying on earth as a real earthly person and no empty tomb talk or mention either of course, and in 2 Corinthians 12:1-7 he also said that he personally knew someone who even “floated up into outer space” to look around paradise at the “third heaven” in outer space but he wasn’t allowed to speak about what he supposedly saw or heard, lol sure why not. He also was sure that a Jesus character was coming any day now or even any minute and within his lifetime guaranteed, and writing that it was pointless for people to even get married, because his Jesus guaranteed it with holy secret news scoops put into his brain from outer space so he knew the inside scoop. He also said “his” Jesus wasn’t killed on earth by either Jews or Romans, but instead was crucified by various “archons”, princes and forces in outer space somewhere, “his” Jesus wasn’t coming back a 2nd time because he wrote he was completely unknown to anybody and that instead he was just arriving for the very 1st time in Paul’s lifetime “guaranteed”, at that time Paul guarantees that believers will float up to outer space past the clouds and at the same time risen zombies will float up also to meet him, like magic. Yep, even if he did exist he had obvious schizotypal personality disorder issues and magical thinking hallucinations not much different from the OT prophets before him who were likewise wrong in their predictions and promises also (and just like the decades later written Jesus character of the competing anonymous gospels novels, we don’t even have any evidence that this Saul/Paul character even existed either.

Heck, according to the narrative story of the letters if genuine as alleged by some (but still they are only a few tattered scraps dated only to the 2nd century anyway, about the size of a credit card and written in Greek, so we don’t even know what any originals would have had written on them), Paul never even met any Jesus character or mentions anything about an actual earthly physical life, or his birth, or ministry, or any miracles, or any words spoken on earth, earthly disciples, or any crucifixion and death on earth and not even a peep or mention about any empty tomb either as if it never even happened (which just might be important to later televangelists probably), but even he himself states that he had a sunstroke and heard voices in his head and occasionally secret esoteric cryptic messages and ideas were planted into his brain from outer space, or thinks he did anyway supposedly, and some dreaming to fill in gaps (Paul’s very odd behaviorisms, obscure and strange new terminologies and worldview, imminent zombifications cosmological theologies also very evidently come across as a clear textbook example of schizotypal personality disorder, the same as many biblical superhero characters actually), later even getting into conflicts with the Peter character and the later so-called original disciples characters (or early sectarian members anyway with all sorts of names being thrown around, Paul doesn’t seem to know or even imply that they knew any actual physical Jesus character either, that’s right in his letters the Jerusalem so-called “brethren” never mention or allude to any actual earthly living/physical/miracle working/swine and fig tree killing Jesus character either, no eyewitness mention or eyewitness alluding to NOT EVEN ONCE, they just seem to be a small secret sect of followers/fans of a new celestial “Lord” somewhere up in the beyond that they never physically met or saw either!), even considering them wrong and not in the know real Jesus followers, feeling he had to correct them because he had the real personally given inside gossip rumors news scoop from outer space (Paul even opposing and correcting him in public because Peter was clearly wrong he says, and after the arguments he leaves never to come back, but wait a second, the Jesus character supposedly told Peter he’s going to build his church with Peter we eventually read in the “decades later written” anonymous Matthew novel, why would this Saul/Paul guy consider the small Jerusalem clique members as mistaken nobodies who are not as informed with the inside secret outer space news scoops as himself?, Why wouldn’t they instead say “Look Bub, we lived and traveled with him for a year, or 3 years, we know what he said and did such as when he said bla bla bla and did such and such”, something just doesn’t add up here at all because it plainly appears they’re all referring to only a hazy obscure celestial spectre phantom being that only they knew about (by cherry picking and mistranslating out of context a few OT snippets and hallucinating/dreaming to fill in the gaps), a new celestial phantom superhero that was never even on earth ever), practically like a Levant deserts Kenneth Copeland 2,000 years ago (in 2 Corinthians 12:1-7 he even said that he personally knew someone who even “floated up into outer space” to look around paradise at the “third heaven” in outer space but he wasn’t allowed to speak about what he supposedly saw or heard, wow how about that? you might as well go up to the third heaven I guess but just don’t talk about it). But that’s just one of numerous examples that many decades and even centuries later written texts by anonymous authors are only putting words into the mouths of god/gods as well as many other prophets and messiahs characters, angels, spirits, demons and other characters, even putting words into the mouths of snakes and donkeys and fabricating events, just the same ol’ modus operandi of desert gurus and wannabe gurus which clearly proves we are talking about fiction. (Much later the anonymously written and wildly fictitious and inaccurate book of Acts material (written by the same author who wrote the so-called equally wildly fictitious Luke novel) even has prisoner-sailor Paul have an epic Homer’s Odyssey-ish exciting shipwreck adventure (even using the same rarely used Greek words and vocabulary actually used in Homer’s Odyssey to describe the ship adventure, that’s a less well known parallel and interesting tidbit actually…Acts 27–28 frequently points to the shipwrecks of Odysseus in Odyssey Books 5 and 12, the shipwrecks of Odysseus and Paul share nautical images and vocabulary, the appearance of a goddess or angel assuring safety, the riding of planks, the arrival of the “hero” on an island among hospitable strangers, the mistaking of the hero as a god, and the sending of him on his way. Also the anonymous author of Luke was writing in Greek so he would have known Homer’s works like the back of his hand so no surprise there), he personally takes over control of a ship during a storm, he causes great city-wide riots soon after getting off a boat, great rope and basket escapes, earthquakes magically opening doors while in prison and other magical back from the dead shenanigans…including even more exciting shenanigans…island poisonous snakes and snakebites Oh My!!! just like an ancient Doctor Strange).

Like I said, god doesn’t write books and that’s a fact, only the old delusional caves and tents dwelling writers during their desert deliriums and dreaming thousands of years ago wrote the various scrolls and texts (whoever they were and whenever they wrote them), and only them. Oh how problematic and absurd contradictory thou art oh Zi-Yawn. I have my own personal views about things based on various facts, truths, evidences and the oldest sources, real verified sources and the revealed esoteric mystical revelations of truth mysteries that are proven to extend right back to the Croatian populations from 10’s of thousands of years ago which would be long before the Middle Eastern biblical universe was even thought of or came into existence, without a doubt even to the times of the Cro-Magnons populations in the Danubian-Pannonian basin and across and beyond the geographically coterminous Transcarpathian regions (aka the Veneti and Veneti and Hyperboreans before that in antiquity, because remember Abaris the Hyperborean and even Apollo lived in Hyperborea, (On Delos, one story told how the pregnant goddess Leto travelled south to the island from Hyperborea, accompanied by wolves, where she gave birth to the god Apollo and Artemis-Eileithyia was summoned from the northern realm to assist with the labour), and the earliest extant source from 450 BCE to mention Hyperborea in detail is Herodotus’ Histories (Book IV, Chapters 3236)…..Herodotus wrote…”Thus they say that these sacred offerings come to Delos; but at first, they say, the Hyperboreans sent two maidens bearing the sacred offerings, whose names, say the Delians, were Hyperoche and Laodike, and with them for their protection the Hyperboreans sent five men of their nation to attend them…”. Pindar, Simonides of Ceos and Hellanicus of Lesbos were contemporaries of Herodotus in the 5th century BCE, and each also described or referenced the Hyperboreans in their works. Pindar believed the Hyperboreans to have lived near the sources of the Danube river (Olympian 3.14). The Hyperboreans are considered by the Greek authors as a people with very pure mores, and with feelings of justice superior, for that epoch, to those of anybody else. Mela (III. c.5) calls the Hyperboreans “cultores justissimi” (Just Worshippers) and Hellanic calls them “people who practice justice” (Fragmenta Hist. grace. I. 58. fragm. 96). The Hyperboreans present in everything the character of later ancient Latin mores and beliefs and so most probably they were some of the most well known Emperors and most learned men in the Roman Republic and later Empire, and of course they’re even recorded in ancient sources as founding the Oracle of Delphi where the temples built were said to have been built by Hyperborean pilgrims using Hyperborean beeswax and swan feathers that they brought with them, the Hyperboreans are also part of the founding of the very first Olympic Games, (It was said that Hercules made a pilgrimage to the Hyperboreans to obtain holy trees to adorn the established festival), among many other deeds, and the Hyperboreans were even known for sending their holy prophets and pilgrims into Greece and elsewhere), and I’m definitely not here to promote any political group or political agenda either because I’m not trying to be a messiah or savior of any humanoids, clubs or nations, however I’ll add here these partial excerpts from athiests.org entitled “Did Jesus Exist?” because it’s supplementary information about the topic in line with the other information…

…”The elimination of the OT then leaves only the New Testament (NT) “evidence” and extra biblical material to be considered. Essentially, the NT is composed of two types of documents: letters and would-be biographies (the so-called gospels). A third category of writing, apocalyptic, of which the Book of Revelation is an example, also exists, but it gives no support for the historicity of any Jesus. In fact, it would appear to be an intellectual fossil of the thought-world from which Christianity sprang – a failed Jewish apocalypse that was just reworked for Christian use.

The main character of the book (referred to 28 times) would seem to be “the Lamb,” an astral being seen in visions (no claims to historicity here!), and the book overall is redolent of ancient astrology and previous mystery religions of all sorts. The name Jesus occurs only seven times in the entire book, Christ only four times, and Jesus Christ only twice! While Revelation may very well derive from a very early period (contrary to the views of most biblical scholars, who deal with the book only in its final form), the Jesus of which it whispers obviously is not a man. He is a supernatural being. He has not yet acquired the physiological and metabolic properties of which we read in the gospels. The Jesus of Revelation is a god who would later be made into a man – not a man who would later become a god, as liberal religious scholars would have it…

…The notion that the four “gospels that made the cut” to be included in the official New Testament were written by men named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John does not go back to early Christian times. The titles “According to Matthew,” etc., were not added until late in the second century. Thus, although Papias ca. 140 CE (‘Common Era’) says he knows all the gospels but has only heard of Matthew and Mark (but being another supreme fabulist he also supposedly knows that Judas swelled up so large that he could not walk through narrow streets (like the Kool-Aid Man), his eyes puffed swollen shut, his genitals enlarged and filled with pus and worms when had to urinate and that death came to him “in his own land” which still stinks so badly that no one can pass through there without holding their nose even up to today, wow now that’s dang darn interesting…lol, Papias is also an important early source on Christian oral tradition and especially on the origins of the canonical gospels novels, so no made up rubbish or fiction there), Justin Martyr (ca. 150 CE) knows of none of the four supposed authors (he refers only to excerpts of what he calls “Memoirs of the Apostles”, which sound very similar to Xenophon’s “Memoirs of Socrates”. as he was very acquainted with Socratic tradition, Xenophon and Plato’s “Socratic Dialogues” this is hardly surprising). It is only in 180 CE, with Irenæus of Lyons, that we are told who wrote the four “canonical” gospels and discover that there are exactly four of them because there are four quarters of the earth, four universal winds and because the so-called “Church Fathers” also identified the four gospel writers with the ridiculous absurd four living beings or beasts named in Revelation 4:6, 7; cf. Ezekiel 1:10—the lion was Mark, the ox was Luke, the flying eagle was John and the the creature with the face of a man was Matthew, this symbolic identification is made in both Christian literature and art through the centuries and is basically just more fabulist mutating hocus pocus inventions. Thus, unless one supposes the argument of Irenæus to be other than ridiculous, we come to the conclusion that the gospels are of unknown origin and authorship, and there is no good reason to suppose they are eye-witness accounts of a Jesus character. It could just as easily have been referring to the wonders of Dionysus turning water into wine, or to the healings of Asclepius etc…

…It is clear that the gospels of Matthew and Luke could not possibly have been written by an eye-witness of the tales they tell. Both writers plagiarize (largely verbatim word-for-word) up to 95% of the gospel of Mark, to which they add sayings of Jesus and would-be historical details. Ignoring the fact that Matthew and Luke contradict each other in many ways and in such critical details as the genealogy of Jesus – and thus cannot both be correct – we must ask why real eye-witnesses would have to plagiarize the entire ham-hocks-and-potatoes of the story, contenting themselves with adding merely a little gravy, salt, and pepper. A real eye-witness would have begun with a verse reading, “Now, boys and girls, I’m gonna tell you the story of Jesus the Messiah the way it really happened…” . The story would be a unique creation. It is significant that it is only these two gospels that purport to tell anything of Jesus’ birth, childhood, or ancestry and each author’s versions is vastly different with contradictory events, characters and time chronologies. Both can be dismissed as unreliable without further cause. We can know nothing of Jesus’ childhood or origin!…

…But what about the gospel of Mark, the oldest surviving gospel? Attaining essentially its final form probably as late as 90-120 CE but containing core material dating possibly as early as 70’s CE, it omits, as we have seen, almost the entire traditional biography of Jesus, instead beginning the story with John the Baptist giving Jesus a bath, and ending – in the oldest manuscripts – with women running frightened from the empty tomb not saying anything to anyone. (The alleged post-resurrection appearances reported in the last twelve verses of Mark are not found in the earliest manuscripts, even though the later fabrications are still printed in most modern bibles as though they were an “authentic” part of original Mark’s gospel, so everything written afterwards is blatantly just fiction on top of fiction). Moreover, “Mark” being a Non-Palestinian Non-disciple writing in fluent Greek, even the skimpy historical detail he provides and with the errors included is untrustworthy…

…To say that Mark’s account is “skimpy” is to understate the case. There really isn’t much to the gospel of Mark, the birth legends, genealogies, and childhood wonders all being absent. Whereas the gospel of Luke takes up 43 pages in the New English Bible, the gospel of Mark occupies only 25 pages – a mere 58% as much material! Stories do indeed grow with the retelling. I have claimed that the unknown author of Mark was a non-Palestinian non-disciple, which would make his story mere hearsay. What evidence do we have for this assertion? First of all, Mark shows no first-hand understanding of the social situation in Palestine. He is clearly a foreigner, removed both in space and time from the events he alleges,…

…Another powerful argument against the idea that Mark could have been an eye-witness of the existence of Jesus is based upon the observation that the author of Mark displays a profound lack of familiarity with Palestinian geography. If he had actually lived in Palestine, he would not have made the blunders to be found in his gospel. If he never lived in Palestine, he could not have been an eye-witness of Jesus. You get the point…

…The unreliability of the gospels is underscored when we learn that, just as with the first three gospels bear no internal indication of who wrote them. Can we glean anything of significance from the fourth and latest gospel, the gospel of John? Not likely! It is so unworldly, it can scarcely be cited for historical evidence. In this account, Jesus is hardly a man of flesh and blood at all – except for the purposes of divine cannibalism as required by the celebration of the rite of “holy communion.”…

…More importantly, there is evidence that the Gospel of John, like Matthew and Luke, also is a composite document, possibly incorporating an earlier “Signs Gospel” of some sort and of uncertain antiquity, but it would still be just an anonymous source written by someone, somewhere at some time anyway. Again, we ask, if “John” had been an eye-witness to Jesus, why would he need to plagiarize a list of miracles made up by someone else? Nor is there anything in the Signs Gospel that would lead one to suppose that it was an eye-witness account. It could just as easily have been referring to the wonders of Dionysus turning water into wine, or to the healings of Asclepius…

Why also change a one year mission written in the other gospels suddenly into a three year mission?, why reverse climactic important events and then change and invent new events?…

…Having eliminated the OT and the gospels from the list of possible biblical “evidences” of the existence of Jesus, we are left with the so-called epistles. At first blush, we might think that these epistles – some of which are by far the oldest parts of the NT, having been composed at least 30 years before the oldest gospel – would provide us with the most reliable information on Jesus. Well, so much for blushes. The oldest letters are the letters of St. Saul – the man who, after losing his mind, changed his name to Paul. Before going into details, we must point out right away, before we forget, that St. Saul’s testimony can be ignored quite safely, if what he tells us is true, namely, that he never met Jesus “in the flesh,” but rather saw him only in a vision he had during what appears to have been an epileptic seizure. No court of law would accept visions as evidence, and neither should we (otherwise any new religion guru or anyone can do that).

The reader might object that even if Saul only had hearsay evidence, some of it might be true. Some of it might tell us some facts about Jesus. Well, allright. Let’s look at the evidence. According to tradition, 13 of the letters in the NT are the work of St. Saul. Unfortunately, Bible scholars and computer experts have gone to work on these letters, and it turns out that only four can be shown to be substantially by the same author, putatively Saul. These are the letters known as Romans, 1 and 2 Corinthians, and Galatians. To these probably we may add the brief note to Philemon, a slave-owner, Philippians, and 1 Thessalonians. The rest of the so-called Pauline epistles can be shown to have been written by other and later authors, so we can throw them out right now and not worry about them as being contemporaneous historicity examples.

Saul tells us in 2 Corinthians 11:32 that King Aretas of the Nabateans tried to have him arrested because of his Christian agitation. Since Aretas is known to have died in the year 40 CE, this means that Saul became a Christian before that date. So what do we find out about Jesus from a man who had become a Christian less than ten years after the alleged crucifixion Precious little!

Once again, G.A. Wells, in his book The Historical Evidence for Jesus [pp. 22-23], sums things up so succinctly, that I quote him verbatim: The…Pauline letters…are so completely silent concerning the events that were later recorded in the gospels as to suggest that these events were not known to Paul, who, however, could not have been ignorant of them if they had really occurred.

These letters have no allusion to the parents of Jesus, let alone to the virgin birth. They never refer to a place of birth (for example, by calling him ‘of Nazareth’). They give no indication of the time or place of his earthly existence. They do not refer to his trial before a Roman official, nor to Jerusalem as the place of execution. They mention no sermons, parables, neither John the Baptist, nor Judas, nor Peter’s denial of his master. (They do, of course, mention Peter, but do not imply that he, any more than Paul himself, had known any earthly Jesus while he had been alive).

These letters also fail to mention any miracles Jesus is supposed to have worked, a particularly striking omission, since, according to the gospels, he worked so many that all the books in the world wouldn’t have enough space to record them all, so not even a one of them being mentioned is very strange and problematic.

Another striking feature of Paul’s letters is that one could never gather from them that Jesus had been an ethical teacher… on only one occasion does he appeal to the authority of Jesus to support an ethical teaching which the gospels also represent Jesus as having delivered…So much for the testimony of Saul. His Jesus is nothing more than the thinnest hearsay, a vague legendary creature which was crucified as a sacrifice somewhere out there, a creature totally lacking a biography and invisible…

…It would be intellectually satisfying to learn just how it was that the Jesus character condensed out of the religious atmosphere of the first century. But scholars are at work on the problem. The publication of many examples of so-called wisdom literature, along with the materials from the Essene community at Qumran by the Dead Sea and the Gnostic literature from the Nag Hammadi library in Egypt, has given us a much more detailed picture of the communal psychopathologies which infested the Eastern Mediterranean world at the turn of the era. It is not unrealistic to expect that we will be able, before long, to reconstruct in reasonable detail the stages by which Jesus came to eventially only much later have a contradictions flled biography.”

And that’s just barely even scraping the tip of the tip of the tip of an iceberg regarding these topics so far, for more very easy to read and understand information as a starting point about shovelling out the tons of made up invented stories and contradictions manure, I recommend checking out the following links as well as their Youtube debates and videos particularly as a starting point;

https://centerforinquiry.org/speakers/fitzgerald_david/

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biblianazar/

And then of course we have the John gospel Jesus which is the last gospel version and extremely different from the other 3 gospels and missing lots of the information, the gospel of John has instead a newer hardcore pentecostal version Jesus character who is reminding everyone that he is god basically and has always existed and is the source for eternal life which is very different from the other 3 gospels, in John’s gospel he’s more like a hardcore preachy Pentecostal Terminator-Jesus who’s arrived and constantly traveling around causing problems with all authorities everywhere he goes and at every chance he gets, he calls Jews the children of the Devil, he’s pissing of rabbis, Pharisees, Sadducees and regular people every day, causing near riots and the temple fiasco, despised by the Sanhedrin, getting kicked out of towns by mobs and then barely escaping by an inch of his life from being seized and stoned to death, not a popular guy at all basically. Here the new Pentecostal Terminator Jesus-God is really on a mission and doesn’t much care about the poor or needy at all but instead constantly keeps preaching and reminding about his own preexistent divinity, glory and importance and that only he is to be worshipped and adored…

“Tell them about the time a multitude of zombies rose from their graves and zombily walked around the city seen by many.” Incredible and shocking as it may seem to some because of all the later added material, obscurantism and cherry picking repetitions of only a few anonymously written text excerpts (especially today), many people are not even aware that “Christianity” was a much later appearing term and religious belief cult and sect that was only started out by and meant only for Jews in the Levant. The very earliest followers of the Jesus character according to the narrative were just only apocalyptic Jews-Christians who were expecting a new world-ruling Jesus-Messiah-Yahweh kingdom of priests based in Jerusalem to arrive very soon in their lifetime and even any day or hour now, a new sect who didn’t even call themselves that but instead called themselves “Disciples of the Lord/Disciples of the Way” or just “Bothers of the Lord”, a new close-knit extended family of apocalyptic blood magic cultists basically. Even later the early “Christian groups” (as there were many of the appearing cults and sects believing different versions of “The Way” right from the start) they were still all strictly Jewish, such as the Ebionites and the early Christian community in Jerusalem. They believed only in traditional Jewish eschatology and the continued Jewish customs, traditions, prophecies and OT writings. Only after, especially after the destruction of the Jerusalem Temple by God in circa. 70 CE, only then did the Jews fully abandon and reject “The Way” and any Jesus as a messiah or “King of the Jews” concept. Then only over the next decades and centuries as the Jesus character and belief systems greatly mutated with many added new stories/gospels, traditions and beliefs incorporating all sorts of ideas, theologies and abstract concepts such as older esoteric mysticism, pagan philosophies, Zoroastrianism, Hellenism and Roman ideas etc, only then did it spread further to the Gentiles and break completely with the original failed and rejected Jewish sect beliefs that started it strictly for Jews anyway, i.e. – the original Jewish cult(s) of later so-called “Christianity” was never even meant for Non-Jews in the first place, but was on the contrary just another failed Jewish apocalyptic sect hoping for a saviour messiah to defeat all their enemies (the Non-Jews/Gentiles/Romans etc) and then set up a new most powerful world-ruling priests kingdom in Jerusalem which failed to materialize, ipso facto.

All these fish stories seem very fishy to me, Jonah in the fish for 3 days, feeding thousands of people with just a few measly fish sticks (because they all followed to listen way out in the middle of nowhere and absolutely nobody packed a lunch) and now this. How about that neato cool fish and coin magic trick in the Matthew gospel novel book? gosh golly that sure was amazing, where he tells Peter..(drum roll please)..to go catch a fish and open its mouth and then presto-magico he’ll find a coin in it’s mouth to pay the temple tax, that’s just gosh darn swell that’s for sure Jesus saves the day again. Which makes me wonder why televangelists can’t do that trick? also when you have amazing omnipotent powers to move mountains, raising zombies, make wine and cure diseases, a coin-fish trick sure is remarkable and definitely not hocus-pocus shenanigans going on you have to admit. This one goes right up there with the killing 2,000 demon-possessed swine and killing that dagnabit unruly fig tree, he was the Doug Henning of the Levant at the time without a doubt. GLO-RY!

According to the Mark hocus pocus gospel story narrative, Jesus made 2,000 swine commit suicide by drowning, (which simultaneously destroyed the entire local economy, good going genius, so many pork chops, pork tenderloin, spare ribs, ham sandwiches and bacon just wasted for nothing that could have instead easily fed many multitudes of hungry families and people for months and months). The main point being though, when exorcising demons don’t cast them all the way back to hell or to the desert or a cave or wherever, just make a deal with them and deflect-cast them into the closest herd of swine, cows, cats or squirrels etc, but if you live in a city or downtown then just make a deal to cast them into the closest gaggle of people at the mall or the closest fast food joint or coffee shop, it’s that easy (besides it is so plainly obvious anyway that this is just an invented written up exorcism hocus pocus show “theological miracle”, just another theatrical show for the reader or listener, because Jews don’t even eat or touch pork only Non-Jewish people would have eaten pork (it makes about as much sense as 2,000 lobsters crawling around), and we are talking here about not a realistic herd of 20, 50, 100 or even 300 swine, it’s frikin 2,000 pigs on a hillside which a huge number of pigs, lol, so it’s obviously just a blatantly fabricated theatrical theological diss at any Non-Jews in the area). Moreover, obvious also is the parallelism with Egyptian religious beliefs as will be explored further later, because we know that the religious customs of circumcision, pork eating prohibition and even baptism rituals were present in Egypt long before there even was any Israelites or a newly appearing Yahwehism-Jehovahism religion (baptism actually even going back further still to ancient India religious traditions), however the Jews later just borrowed and adapted these customs, even the customs of circumcision and being forbidden to eat pork has much earlier tradition origins from them also, particularly because the Egyptian god Set murdered his brother Osiris and would transform into a black pig as well as being an enemy of Horus, thus the taboo of eating swine still being a religious prohibition among them even still today. Thus this particular parallelism is very evidently from ancient Egyptian religion mythology and represents the god Set in conflict with Horus.

Also like I explained near the beginning of this post, about having “faith” in something unproven with absolutely no evidence or even worse with ample contrary evidence and especially when not getting the promised results from the hopes and wishes to the magical cosmic dirtbag genie, “prayer” also is just more of the same and really just “hoping” something will or won’t happen, when the hoped for thing didn’t happen well then you just move onto something else and forget about it and pray for something else instead.

Does prayer work and get answered as described and promised in the written material and claimed by televangelists and fabulist charlatans or is it just the same probabilities, chance and coincidences like asking a Magic 8-Ball?…you better ask the 8 ball about that.

bible absurdity continuum dominoes — According to the biblical narrative texts, John the baptist wore camel hair, had unkempt hair and beard looking like a disheveled wildman, he lived in the wilderness away from civilization boldly yelling at people all sorts of crazy ideas, snacked on wild honey from rock crevices, tree sap and ate locusts for food…yum, (according to some scholars he was probably just forced to live in the wilderness, because would you rent a place to him as a neighbor and ruining your birthday party and dinner, and probably leaving locust crumbs all over the place? He would never be invited on any televangelist show either that’s for sure, they’d probably bar him off the premises…security!!! LOL), today a person like this would be forced to a mental hospital to take medications and learn to bathe and eat regularly, strangely though the Jesus character is quoted as saying “I tell you, among those born of women none is greater than John”. Really? now that’s verily very interesting and ridiculously absurd, greatest man ever born you say? Pfff that seems very dubious and highly unlikely B.S. Tough luck Aristotle, Heraclitus, and Lucretius et al (and even Moses and Abraham etc). According to the biblical stories then it’s really no big surprise why they both had the same enemies who thought of them both as troublemaking crazy lunatics. (Hey you, spit those locusts out of your mouth and have some fresh BBQed porkchops and real food you stupid jerk! and put on some real clothes too it’s not caveman days anymore). Btw, contrary to most televangelist’s erroneous perception and fabrications, the bugs eating and camels furs wearing John the baptizer is not some original new guy on the scene with new heavenly revealed “water magic” secrets and rituals, instead he’s just slinging the same ol’ hash that many other pagan religions had been doing already for thousands of years before him so it’s no new holy concept magical tradition. Baptism by water was a very, very old pagan rite, being practiced already by the followers of Zoroaster, by the ancient Chaldeans of Babylonia, by the Romans, the Greeks, the ancient Egyptians, as well as a number of European pagan tribal religions and even known to have been a common water immersion purification rite among various Indigenous Native American religions, it was also in vogue among the ancient Hindus at a still earlier date, so it was a “water magic” ritual already known and used by “pagans” for over 3,000 years previously, yep just slinging the same ol’ hash and nothing new. Also, so let me get this straight, so according to the story many, many thousands of people from far and wide come to get baptized and he’s become extremely well known and even famous across the lands, then he acknowledges a new arriving Jesus character as the Jewish messiah and the promised savior of the Jews and so probably the most important Jewish person since Moses, but probably even more important, but then he just keeps on doing his arrived doomsday burnings and water magic shtick having his own sectarian disciples and cult movement like nothing even happened. He never joins Jesus, doesn’t follow or help him, never speaks about him or even mention him but also THEY NEVER EVEN BUMP INTO EACH OTHER EVER AGAIN, EVER. Not even once do they cross paths again…ever, but one of the gospels-novels even has them being cousins (John gospel). Also not long after John gets into big trouble with the authorities, with the Pharisees, Sadducees but especially mainly with the reigning king Herod Antipas, why? because John gets all righteous uppity and starts causing big trouble badmouthing Herod Antipas for being divorced and remarrying (very powerful and not exactly a guy you want to mess with Herod Antipas btw, basically flinging camel dung at his face). Yep, he forgets all about Jesus the Jewish messiah the supposed son of their god the master of their universe (according to the story narrative), and instead he becomes all obsessed and fixated sticking his nose in Herod’s bed basically, and speaking out not against any orgies or murders going on but instead being vehemently against just only his marriage after being divorced, he wasn’t going around sacrificing babies or worshipping a cow just only for that (the “Son of Yahweh” master of our universe is walking around in your backyard Herod but you got remarried after a divorce dagnabit darn holy dang I tell you!), or how about just telling any people anywhere?…”Oh hey! Guess what!? Our messiah is here! He’s here right now on his way to Jerusalem people! He was at the river just yesterday and I was chatting with him, he’s really here for real Glo-Ry!”…Pfff not a peep to anybody some prophet. It’s like a ridiculous absurd comedy, according to the narrative he was even born for this specific reason in the first place to specifically introduce and hail the Jewish messiah and his kingdom on earth, but instead he then disappears entirely and the next time he’s mentioned he’s not hailing any new messiah superhero and his new kingdom or preaching his actual arrival…nope, he instead has a bee in his bonnet causing trouble and angry that his king got married, THAT’S his major malfunction problem and topic to preach about?! (the many centuries long-awaited messiah is here right now, but this king is getting married, oh that’s it I can’t let this event happen without saying a word or two dagnabit I tell you!), he’s a totally vacuous stooge and imbecile joke. Needless to say all these purported claimed events are very strange and absurd, in the stories they strangely never crossed paths or bumped into each other ever again which is very strange, however according to the stories John the baptizer and the Jesus character did both get executed around the same time by the authorities for being religious nuts troublemakers and fanatical cultic gurus, which was not strange and actually very common at the time, it was a thing.

Literally, and I mean literally, just a few pages in and the most wisest powerful “all-knowing” master of the universe gets duped by a talking snake, the god character was absolutely clueless (walking around his garden asking “Adam where are you?…Who told you that bla bla bla?” talk about asleep on the job), which sets the tone for the rest of the novel and what other sorts of plots, stories and characters to expect, the reader right from the start of the novel gets the strong feeling that the main god character is not very bright or as “all-knowing” as he keeps reminding and claiming that he is.

A display of Cro-Magnon people in a cave in Europe during the LGM Ice Age circa. 45,000 years ago, the historical recreation scene at the Disney Epcot Center and similar displays at other museums are based on archaeological evidences and remains including the cave paintings dated to the prehistoric paleolithic stone age period to the Holocene period. The scene recreates furs wearing people sitting around a fire listening to a local shaman holy man after a mammoth, bison or deer hunt dinner (This would be well over a hundred years before the biblical fable John character was mentioned and would verily indicate that Noah most probably lived during the Ice Age in the vicinity of Transcarpathia and modern day Poland, as well as suggest that the ark was most likely made of Christmas Trees. Interestingly, whereas the Abrahamic religions had their Zoroastrian/Mesopotamian adapted dualism concepts between 2 warring deities in neverending battles for control of the earth and people, the ancient Croats Hyperboreans instead had their “Natural Dualism” and important Cult of the Trees, every tree was related to a certain deity to whom they prayed and believing that the Oak Tree was in fact the Tree of Life, as well as understanding the sacred oak tree as a symbological earthly abode of the dead ancestors. The Oak tree was also a sacred tree in the later Baltic and Slavic mythology and to their main deity god Perun/Perkūnas). It should be reminded again that televangelists and scamvangelists are in such a state of delusional psychotic obsession with the biblical 6,000 year old world history timeline of the bible including their neurotic fixations-mania with the Levant universe (especially the ancient Canaan-Palestine-Levant universe and magical action superhero characters), that anything that lies outside that imaginary universe bubble is never discussed or even acknowledged as if it doesn’t even exist or isn’t real, (and this without even getting into how we can trace back to the first carbon-based life and the single-celled algae and amoeba that was the building blocks origins of every animal on the planet including the various divergent humanoids populations)…topics such as reality, dinosaurs, tectonic plates movement, glaciation, the actual real solar system and galaxy movements and laws and many natural world systems, and of course the LGM Ice Age and the populations living in those areas and time periods as mentioned above. To be so fixated and manic-obsessed with only just that ancient Canaan-Levant universe bubble and their various fictions stories and superheroes characters (except other faith seeds bank accounts of course Glo-Ry Praizzze Gawd), and mutating into invented abstract concepts-theologies, can correctly be termed as a mental illness and likewise as sick people with a psychosis out of touch with reality, 8 out of 10 Ice Age EEMH cave people agree and insist they verily existed and ate bison steaks.

Discovered in 1891 near Dolní Věstonice in Czechia, (today’s Czech Republic), was a mammoth ivory carving of a male head which was originally the top of a longer figure or staff and broken off, and after various scientific analysis including alpha particle spectrometer testing is dated to at least approximately 26,000 years ago. The eight centimeter high carved figure includes rudimentary stylization characteristics and of long hair extending well past the ears and extending down the neck past the break-off point. Archaeologists, paleontologists and scientists agree that the ivory carving is most assuredly a Cro-Magnon representation from the last Ice Age. We don’t know who carved it or why, whether it was made by an older person, a younger person, a child, a male or female or perhaps even by the subject himself as an autoportrait attempt. Was he a hunter or warrior and protector of his tribes? Was he an Ice Age King?…we will probably never know, perhaps even a wizard and shaman sorcerer and one of the very first Lucifers (Light-Bringer/Bringer of Light/Morning Star etc). It may very well be that the primordial chthonic Hyperborean deities had commanded or guided this ancient Cro-Magnon artist/wizard/sorcerer king to make the mammoth statue for posterity (and considering the oldest written sources knowing that the Croatian tribes inhabited these wide geographically coterminous areas in antiquity before crossing the Danube to ancient Dalmatia, Pannonia and Illyricum in the 6th-7th centuries, then it could very well be we are looking at a carved image of one of those ancient Croats). Interesting to note also, genetically, on the Y chromosome line, a majority (87%) of Croats belong to one of the three major European Y-DNA haplogroups – Haplogroup I (38%), Haplogroup R1a (35%) and Haplogroup R1b (16%). All three of these groups appeared in Europe during the Upper Paleolithic around 30,000-20,000 BCE. Furthermore, the dominant presence of Haplogroup I-M170 is rather interesting, as it is considered the oldest and only native European haplogroup and is found nowhere else. The Haplogroup I-M170 exists only in Europe and is fairly widespread, but in relatively smaller percentages extending westward and eastward. Its frequency in the Croatian lands and among Croats is high, but the only populations that have similar levels of the I Haplogroup are the Scandinavians. Haplogroup I-M170 has been shown to have weathered the last glacial maximum in the lands corresponding to modern day Croatia and surrounding area in Central Europe and then migrated north as the ice sheets retreated. Also, by these statistics we can clearly see that the strongest Haplogroup in Croatians is Haplogroup I-M170 and that we share subclades of Haplogroup I-M170 with Scandinavians more than anyone else in Europe, so the early European populations that went on to become Scandinavians also went on to become Croatians. Whatever the case may be and using even just this information, either way the 10’s of thousands of years later anonymous biblical authors and their written text material in the Levant area had absolutely no knowledge of the populations living in these areas and during those time periods, which would apparently mean that their god didn’t know either (but then again he didn’t even know there was a talking snake in his garden so it’s not that surprising).

As another much later example highlighted by the Nebra sky disc, dated by archaelogists to around 1600 BCE during the time of the Bronze Age Unetice Culture in Central Europe, the areas from whence the earliest Croatian tribes were located in antiquity and also called Hyperborea by later Greek and Roman writers, which would make the decorated disk at least 3,600 years old, and probably much older as that is only when it was buried with estimates of being 3,800 to 4,100 years old (the inlaid gold symbols are interpreted generally as the Sun or Full Moon, a lunar crescent, and the Pleiades star cluster, two golden arcs along the sides to mark the angle between the solstices and together it features the oldest concrete depiction of the cosmos yet known from anywhere in the world). Also it is now proven scientifically that the ancestors of the later Croats, the Balto-Slavic speaking peoples, Germanic and Celts populated Europe long before 4 thousand years ago, which also connects with DNA and genetic evidences the earliest pre-migration Croatian tribes to the Bronze Age Unetice Culture, these times and geographically coterminous areas. The circa. 3,600-4,100 year old disc was made long before any Germanic or Balto-Slavic languages groups appeared, we don’t even know what language it was that they used or whether it is connected to any modern languages that exist today, perhaps probably a Hyperborean proto-language older than any European language that German and Balto-Slavic languages eventually sprang forth from. But the main point is, this and many other evidences are just more proof that people lived and had functioning societies and technologies manufacturing capabilities of various items in those areas during those times. But we need to ask why would a Zoroastrian Yahweh-Jehovah desert tribal deity only be floating and hanging around the Middle East then? Why only galavanting there talking only to a few guys in the desert once in a very long while or once every few centuries, just to give secret blood magic news scoops, sacrificings, slaughtering and fashion and food eating tips? If he’s so great why not tell people in Europe? or in Asia? or the Native Peoples living in California and Mexico etc? Why the heck only floating around in and fixated with only remote Levant area deserts doing hocus pocus and that’s it? Why only giving news scoops advice to traveling recluse nobodies living in caves or tents in the middle of nowhere? and then just smitings and lamentings and failed prophecies constantly back and forth? That makes absolutely no sense if you’re supposedly the all-powerful, all-knowing master of the universe and of the planet but you can’t even find the Danube river or Japan or Mexico to tell them too, (if he did can you imagine just how many more faith shekels seeds could be had for the temples coffers? lots more that’s for sure, and lots more sheep’s blood too as a bonus), it instead sounds much more like just yet another puny invented ho-hum desert tribal deity and his contradictory long-winded jimble jamble speeches…which it is. (some scholars suggest there are 3 reasons why it didn’t appear to anyone in Europe to pass on his news scoops and grooming tips…1- either he was unable to as per the chariots of iron scenario mentioned earlier, 2- he didn’t want to because he knew full well they wouldn’t give up their bacon and pork roasts recipes for anyone, or 3- because the talking snake gave him the wrong directions and he ended up in Antarctica, many scholars are even still today debating this contradictory problematic topic).

Interestingly, it’s very apparent that the Hyperborean Croat shaman wizard priests of the Bronze Age especially were already very well aware of and acquainted with a round earth belief system and cosmology (in large part to their receiving guidance from the Hyperborean Gatekeepers in the celestial cosmos), and with the portable Nebra sky disc featuring the oldest concrete depiction of the cosmos yet known from anywhere in the world, they were then privy to this knowledge even over 1,000 years before the Babylonians (and the later Abrahamic blood magic cults). Even though it’s a more recent circa. 4000 year old evidence example from among others that go back 10s of thousands of years as already mentioned, according to the Abrahamic religions very own history chronology timeline the Nebra sky disc was then made at about the exact same time that their Yahweh-Jehovah god made and was playing Hide ‘N Seek with Adam and getting duped by a measly puny snake, hence another evidence that the Hyperboreans already existed before Adam and Eve and were more knowledgable about reality and the actual real cosmos and universe. Interestingly also, whereas the later Abrahamic religions had their Zoroastrian/Mesopotamian adapted dualism concepts between 2 warring deities in neverending battles for control of the earth and people, the ancient Croats Hyperboreans instead had their “Natural Dualism” and important Cult of the Trees, every tree was related to a certain deity to whom they prayed and believing that the Oak Tree was in fact the Tree of Life, as well as understanding the sacred oak tree as a symbological earthly abode of the dead ancestors and cycle of rebirth/seasons.

“Ice Ages? Europe? Hyperboreans? Asia? Cave Paintings? Fossils? Germs? Continents? Meteorites? Rain and Snow Clouds? Hydrological Cycle? Lightwave Particles Refraction? Round Earth? Orbits and Earth Rotations? Talking Ducks? Noodles?…I don’t recall writing anything about that, are you sure you even know what you’re talking about?”. But on the other hand what he did write, supposedly as the story goes, according to Dan Barker a former Bible-Belt Pastor, and many, many, many others, the OT god is the most unpleasant character in all fiction; jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, ultra extreme ethnocentric parochial, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, pyromaniacal, angry, merciless, curse-hurling, vaccicidal, aborticidal, cannibalistic, slavemonger, homicidal, evil, and a terrorist, and it even admits it himself that he creates evil and more, see his website https://unpleasant.ffrf.org/ for easy to read proof with the bible verses people don’t like to admit exists which shows that the OT god is really no god at all but is more an absurd moral monster.

Luke 14:26 – “If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters–yes, even their own life–such a person cannot be my disciple.”, which in modern day translation means “Don’t forget to affix sufficient postage when sowing your mustard faith-seed gift for the harvest, expect a harvest”. Above is a portrayal of Jesus approving of Joshua’s genocidal massacres and ethnic cleansing campaigns. Praizzze Gawd GLO-RY!

This one isn’t as warped disturbing and filth imagery nonsense like other textual points shown here, it’s more comical absurd and ironically laughable, because since the advent of the idiot box starting a new religion is as easy as ever with guaranteed herds of lackeys and feeble-minded fans to support and clap for you. It’s almost like telescamvangelists and biblical guru-esses pretend they don’t even know how to read their scripture text that is so plain to read a 5 year old could do it. After all it doesn’t say..”…not allowed to speak in a church meeting…but you can if it verily bringeths forth books, DVDs and faith seed harvests to the bank accounts temples coffers”. It seems the Joyce Meyers, Gloria Copelands (woot woot woot! from a video below), Paula Whites and a plethora of others, as well as those 700 Club, 100 Huntley Street and other similar perfidious chicanery women on stages and inventing and begging for shekels behind microphones, are verily disobeying the bible and written rules as if they don’t even exist. Instead of the lackeys and pew-potato fans in the seats applauding, amen-ing, halleluja-ing and glory be-ing, they probably verily should instead be in unison rightfully yelling “Boo! Hisss! Boo! Get off the stage heretical blasphemer!”, I ask the reader what sort of people are these when they even have to resort to getting women to lie through their teeth on stage and behind microphones in an obssesive fixation delirium consumed with imaginary characters and realities just to keep feeding their lies universe and fictions absurdity continuum? (oh and on top of that all those likewise invented Abrahamic voodoo theologies books, DVDs and insulting worthless bic-a-brac that’s for sure, crippled and fatal incurable diseases children in hospitals are not an issue becauseit’s the lords’s will and all that holy righteous scripture character’s mysteries)…or perhaps even throwing empty soda pop cups, candy wrappers and popcorn containers at the stage like they do at movie screens when a villain shows up or when the movie is ridiculously unentertaining, as in holy flying containers and debris all over the place for the lord and holy ghost.

Besides the more acquainted with, known and obvious errors, contradictions and later applied mythologies and ridiculous quotes attributed, one less well known aspect and probably not much thought about regarding the Jesus character is his using ancient pagan “Imitative Magic” to perform his earliest “miracles” in the narrative fables. In the earliest gospel of Mark narrative stories Jesus performs miracles using spit and spittle, an already familiar feature among many previous popular “miracle men” and “wonder workers” in pagan religions and legends and customs going back many centuries in antiquity already, in ancient Greece and Rome, ancient Babylon, found even all the way to India and China in old legends, and even already present among North American Native people’s shamans and medicine men who never even heard of biblical characters, so this is very, very strange and is clearly reminiscent of those earlier pagan magic men customs. When in Mark he puts his fingers into a deaf and mute man’s ears and then he spits and touches the man’s tongue, and in Mark again when he spits on a blind man’s eyes (literally spitting on his face) to restore his sight (after 2 attempts though because the first attempt was not successful, occasionally he was even unable to perform miracles). And in the other later written Matthew and Luke gospel novels there is absolutely no mention of using spit but instead just words and commands, the spit miracles disappear because it was most likely one of the things they didn’t like written in Mark and took offence and so then changed or just omitted things. This then clearly shows that we are dealing here with a fictitious “magic man” employing older ancient pagan religions traditional and legendary Imitative Magic superpowers and abilities that were used by pagan magic miracle men before him. The 3rd and last time is in the last John gospel fable novel where he spits on the ground and then makes some mud with the saliva, and puts it on the blind man’s eyes to restore sight. (Very strange again in this version, when asked by his usually forgetfull bonehead disciples “Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?’ Jesus replies “Neither this man nor his parents sinned, but this happened so that the works of God might be displayed in him”). Ohhhh ok I see now, so the guy was blind his entire life specifically just only so that he could be hocus pocus healed by Jesus at that specific moment to wow a gaggle of nobodies lolligaggers, a dozen or so pointless unknown onlookers to be “amazed” like at a downtown corner watching a guy do a pea in the shell game or card trick or breakdancing…clap, clap, clap amazing! (throws sheckels into hat), blind for decades since birth just for that single reason only. As explored and shown later this is because in the John gospel fables everything and everyone is always about him and his mission and him being all eternal powerful and the best at everything and the entire world and cosmos revolving around just him and all that, acting like a desert Kenneth Copeland, does that seem creepy and eerily warped enough? That is outrageously absurd and mentally imbalanced to imply or even imagine someone to be born blind just for that reason alone, it’s actually disgusting and revolting, it’s coming across as that whole OT writers pointless abstract theologies modus operandi drivel stories all over again, it’s as believable and nonsensical as a Neil Breen movie script made 2,000 years ago (A perfect situation and opportunity to do a healing miracle and say something epic or wise, but instead he puts a simultaneous damper on the “spit miracle” and throws it all straight to hell ruining everything, even I would have said something more memorable and wise, when you factor in the other episodes where it’s “demons” and “spirits” to blame for people’s sicknesses and ailments, who the heck wrote this ridiculous stuff?). Besides, everyone knows that spitting and spreading your saliva on people to heal eczema, migraines, cancer, blindness or for any reason is medically wrong and could be very dangerous, which is why doctors don’t do it or recommend it, and we know the real medically proven reasons for diseases and health problems and it’s not because of any wandering demons and spirits as explained by primitive writers. Basically even just these 3 absurd magic man spitting episodes examples alone speaks volumes and is very suspicious and just sounds made up to wow the simpleton audience like at a Doug Henning magic show, just without the sparkles, bell bottoms and women assistants in hot pants doing those hand and arm motions of course. (btw, as for the magician tarot card seen above, according to Mosaic Law which even the Jesus character 100% was a fan of and supported, even just using tarot cards for entertainment is enough to get you killed because that’s the law, including of course reading horoscopes, asking the 8 ball, using healing crystals, aromatherapy, yoga, interpreting dreams/psychology, psychic displays, watching Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings movies etc, also including numerology, oh sure you can still use all that Hebrew and Torah numerology to find out what really happened in the Garden of Eden and in Jacob’s’ tent, Christian and related esoteric biblical invented numerology to find the Beast, scrolls and golden lamps, or various Muslim numerology for information from the unseen world, but all the other numerology out there is an abomination and = DEATH!).

….clap, clap, clap…thank you, thank you very much, you’re a wonderful audience, later I’m going to amaze you by feeding 5,000 people with 5 dinner rolls and some fish sticks, then make 2,000 pigs appear and commit suicide by drowning and then top it off by making a real life zombie, but first here we have a man blind since birth and born of a woman. Nothing under my left sleeve, nothing under my right sleeve…drum roll please!….

YEP THAT’S PRETTY CONFUSED SICKO CHARACTER WITH WARPED PRIORITIES AND BELIEFS. VERY MUCH LIKE MANY OT CHARACTERS, THE ABSURD CONCOCTED JESUS CHARACTER IS NATURALLY TOTALLY ABSENT FROM ALL CONTEMPORANEOUS WRITTEN SOURCES AND A COMPLETELY INVISIBLE MAGIC MAN PHANTOM TO KNOWN HISTORY AND WRITINGS, INCLUDING THE VARIOUS CONNECTED ZOMBIES AND HOCUS POCUS MAGICS OF COURSE (IN FACT EVENTUALLY MUTATED TO HAVE MUCH IN COMMON WITH NUMEROUS OTHER EXISTING EARLIER CLASSICAL GHOST STORIES, WHICH WERE ALREADY VERY COMMON THEMES AND EVEN POPULAR CLICHE TROPES AMONG MANY ORAL AND WRITTEN LEGENDS), THUS ACCORDING TO THE LINEAR WRITTEN EVIDENCES, AND OVERWHELMING LACK OF ANY EVIDENCES, VERY EVIDENTLY THE PRODUCT OF THE LATER ANONYMOUS SECTARIAN NT WRITER’S AGENDAS USING COERCIVE MIND CONTROL IMAGINATIONS WITH SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF MENTAL MANIPULATIONS PLANS DIRECTED AT POTENTIAL DUPED FOLLOWERS.
“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword” – Matthew 10:34. As already mentioned, the Jesus character in the various gospel narratives fables stories said, supposedly as the stories go, some pretty crazy, mentally unbalanced and weird things you have to admit, if he or anyone ever said them according to the much later anonymously written novelizations, whoever, wherever and whenever they wrote them for whatever theological cultish Yahwehism-Jehovahism reason (There are some legends sources that say hundreds of men refused his request to drop everything, leave families and become fishers of men by saying NO). All sorts of strange, very odd, contradictory and disturbing quotes as if spoken by a psychopath with various complexes and no logic or just a not very well thought out fiction character (Actually really not much different from all the other Old Testament cultish nonsense obsessed superheroes and supporting actors…Example: “But I’m not a phantasm, I verily left behind all them proofs, I made zombies rise and all the books I wrote and approved”).

…Just some of the things found only in the John gospel and not in the 3 earlier novels are the parts featuring Jesus turning water into wine at the wedding at Cana (just like a Dionysus), the resurrection of Lazarus (which becomes the main reason the rabbis want to sentence him to death instead of the temple freak-out reason in the other 3 gospels, a new Lazarus hocus pocus story not even found in the other 3 novels), Jesus washing the feet of his disciples and exorcisms of demons are not in the other 3 gospels but found only in John (But why would the other 3 earlier gospels leave out even just these things out?, especially the impressive Lazarus zombie trick, because you have to admit that is one gosh darn dang great trick that would have wowed many and brought lots more converts galore). Heck that would be like leaving out the winter Russia campaign when doing a biography book about Napoleon, leaving out that Marilyn Monroe was on the very first issue of Playboy magazine while doing a Hugh Hefner biography book, like leaving out a famous pivotal final chase scene or epic battle in a Batman film (because Batman just disappears out of the story for some reason and then the movie is over), like leaving out cheese while making a pizza or diced tomatoes and spices in a taco. Hmmm?, in the John gospel there are no parables at all because instead it contains long metaphorical stories or allegories, (all sorts of long theological wishy-washy abstract ramblings in a way that nobody actually talks, which proves it’s just much later added fabulist theological agendas speeches for the anonymous writer’s audience of his novel, who were mainly just fellow cult members, again spread out over 3 years and not 1 year like the others, that’s a big problem), the anonymous author includes the older pagan philosophy and Greek word “Logos” (a technical term in Western philosophy beginning with Heraclitus, c. 535 – c. 475 BCE), and then applies it to the Jesus character as well as other Gnosticism and mystery religions concepts and ideas, his mother Mary isn’t even mentioned by name in John and the reader doesn’t much know anything about his mother but he does mention Joseph as the father, there’s absolutely no birth nativity story at all, no birth town location is mentioned either just only that he appeared from the great outer space nebulous beyond where he always existed. (the author(s) of the John gospel dis the Mother of God basically and are coming across as heretics, and not only that by omitting it they basically destroy Christmas, the Christmas tree, wreathes, holly and ivy, mistletoe and garlands, holiday cakes and pastries, candy canes, brandies and spiced wines, (the cakes and candy canes can be said to even be literally crushed under the sandals of the writers of John), traditional Christmas Pork Tenderloin and shrimp and crab appetizers, hanging stockings, traditional holiday skiing vacation packages and the sleigh riding also is denigrated in the process, without these various cherished traditions included from the ancient Croatians pagan times then you might as well just be Jewish, Muslim, Baha’i, Mormon or a Jehovah’s Witness). Actually without all these ancient Croatian and pagan times traditions and customs, everybody would just be sitting around all the time waiting to be turned into floating into outer space zombies, and there wouldn’t even be pork tenderloin roasts, garlic butter fried shrimp pasta, cabbage rolls or bacon-crab salads invented either which is unthinkable. But there’s a lot more very suspicious contradictions and chicanery going on that’s for sure., lots more. More about these and other related topics at https://www.jesusneverexisted.com/.

**Really WOW your friends and families and future followers at parties with these neat tricks (there’s nothing better than hosting a private party magic show everyone knows that).**

As a matter of fact, most if not probably all of the “miracles” attributed to the Jesus character in the various gospels novels narratives, have been done before by other magic-men and god-men saviors for many centuries already, so nothing new or original there. Yes including even the dying and rising and raising others from the grave tricks were done a number of times before and they were popular ones with the fans and followers of the legends and stories. As just one example, the turning water into wine trick, again found only in the John gospel, was just a borrowed story of Dionysus’ miracle-working. Turning water into wine was included in the feats of the Greek god of wine Dionysus, and his Roman counterpart Bacchus, going back already to 1500 BCE. The story was already well known and popular in the Greek speaking parts of ancient Palestine especially 2,000 years ago, because being able to perform those famous wine-miracle and various ancient tricks miracles meant you were a real somebody who should be followed and/or worshipped as a saviour. DM Murdock points out other similarities between Jesus and Dionysus: “The Greek god of wine, Dionysus, the Roman Bacchus, also called Iacchus, has been depicted as having been born of a virgin mother on December 25th; performing miracles such as changing water into wine; appearing surrounded by or one of 12 figures; bearing epithets such as “Only Begotten Son” and “Savior”; dying; resurrecting after three days; and ascending into heaven.” (DM Murdock). Later I’ll include more evidences and interesting facts that most people don’t know about, clearly explaining how this whole topic of dying and rising saviours, magic-men saviours resurrecting and resurrecting the dead followers and many more extremely similar parallels, was already a common narrative theme and had been going on already for many, many centuries in ancient Canaan, Mesopotamia and throughout the Levant area, and elsewhere.

And then when you get to Paul of Acts and various epistles and letters writings (or whoever or what anonymous people wrote it over time including the forged epistles) it enters the realm of bizarro-world even more. All sorts of unreasinable travelings, superhero and magical events and places that don’t add up or make sense, time sequence, geographical, political and military situations errors all over the place. The Paul character who up till then was an assassin basically and arresting for Jewish Pharisees and High Priest for years, but laughingly suddenly has a mental meltdown and delusion vision of a bright light and hears a voice in his head giving him messages, and presto-magico Saul is now “Mr Know-it-all Christian preacher guru guy Paul”, forget about all his previous shenanigans he’s now a swell Mr. Christian super-salesman, how just peachy terrific! Paul then goes around traveling and supposedly writing letters (more like books than letters, which btw only rich people or powerful politicians/rulers types could afford to mail around the ancient world, there were no cheap postal and parcel services and postal trucks back then) to churches that didn’t even exist at the time, and very, very strangely he doesn’t even mention the life of any Jesus ever, not even once, he just starts going on and on and one with all sorts of new weird abstract concepts, new theologies and new weird esoteric mystery analogies instead (to small anonymous groups of illiterate yokels spread around here and there?), and he never writes or speaks about any Jesus character being born or walking and living on the earth or doing miracles or healing anybody or anything. That’s right, incredibly as it sounds Paul knows absolutely nothing about the things written in any of the later 4 gospels (which were written much, much later into even the next century anyway), but he instead is preaching about some sort of ethereal otherworldly “Phantasm-Jesus” who’s always existed as if he never physically even walked the earth ever. Paul gets into theological fights and disagreements with some of the real disciples of Jesus who were still living (according to the narrative novel story anyway, even raising from the dead himself after being stoned and left for dead, like getting up and brushing the dust off your clothes after slipping on a banana peel, wow), and he tells them he doesn’t know anything about their Jesus that they spent years living and eyewitnessing with supposedly, instead he proclaims that he knows the real Jesus inside news scoop because of his mentally delusional vision episode and his new “feelings” and “hunches” and voices in his head, and similar absurdity just goes on and on in circles. Paul is just making things up and doesn’t even have a clue what any Jesus character said or did on earth or whether he was even born at all as a man and lived on earth, he only just knows and talks about Phantasm-Jesus who’s somewhere in outer space (sort of like Casper the ghost Jesus and that’s all he knows, he knows nothing about a real Casper-Jesus life spent on earth and doesn’t even seem to care, as if it didn’t happen). Basically it doesn’t take a genius or much common sense and logic to soon come to the conclusion that what one is reading in all these competing and contradictory narratives is not any sort of recorded real people and real history events or documented reality, but instead just made-up fiction and theological fables novels inserted into a a real historical time period and place that grew over centuries, and then edited over centuries repeatedly and mutating. Constant editing, revisions, adding information and changing information and editing again. But that’s what you do only to fiction stories and not real documented history/biography books about real people and events, (aka theological edits, it’s the already preexistent or thought out ideas, theologies and related doctrines that are the main thing…the rest is just all filler that can be redacted, edited and played around with…which they did), otherwise we can start writing that Christopher Columbus discovered Antarctica and invented the first walrus taco, and that Vikings discovered California and founded Hollywood, we could today even start writing that JFK was an alien in a human body but was killed by alien enemies who arrived from sector LZ-37.9203 of the Xardia Galaxy at the Outer Rim, that’s right Oswald was actually a sent “Interceptor” alien-hybrid also in human form, but luckily JFK escaped at the very last second and teleported to some other body, rumoured to be Jim Morrison (and if it’s written then it must obviously be real history and facts, proof or no proof it was anonymously written somewhere by somebody so just have faith that it’s verily true).

God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It…You mean that’s in the book? (Yep the seeds of all later Abrahamic religions. Really not that surprising since a bunch of people we don’t even know who they are kept adding a bunch of made-up stories and crazy ideas for their own agendas and growing blood-magic voodoo religion societies in desert tents thousands of years ago). That’s right, full of all sorts of “God-Commanded” destruction, mass murdering, genocides against men, women and children, infanticides, condoned slaves owning and severe beatings, sanctified rapes, selling daughters as sex-slaves, acceptable sacrificings including killing own children, other numerous plagues, stonings, sacrificings, beheadings, burnings, yummy cannibalism of own children and much more various smitings and absurdity guidelines as commanded and required by the book’s plot main “god” character, aka Yahweh/Jehovah/Lord and a bunch of other names and titles it likes to be known by (However NEVER ONCE does he say he wants to be known by the name “God” interestingly, just by the other names). As stated in one of the below videos, if people actually lived their lives according to and followed every required biblical command and rule guideline as commanded, and/or even supported the written rules and guidelines, they would be the most vile and despicable criminals in every country in the entire world. More about these topics later with examples.

God Said It…I Believe It…That Settles It…The genocidal, jealous, repenting, angry, smiting and sacrifices demanding Yahweh-Jehovah-God of the Hebrew bible/Old Testament, would actually make an excellent supervillain being in many modern day comic books and movies, he’s also Jesus supposedly according to some bible theologians, or at least his old man anyway, or whatever.

Also, if your “God” is the same “God” that ISIS, Taliban and other similar God-talkers and fundamentalists are always talking about it (which it really is after all, it’s all parts of the same storybooks and characters and plot twists, they’re all Abrahamic offshoot religions and cults from the same source ultimately), then you are actually in league with them and support their “God.” It’s the same god and plots you are talking about after all. You are quite simply supporting “their God” who is “your God” also, so why the heck are you acting like an infidel? This makes you a very dangerous and confused subversive person, shame on you. Besides, I will show later using their very own sources and beliefs that “God” didn’t make the world or universe at all like many suppose and think is some kind of scriptural based truth or truthiness, (according to the book’s plot text the “Elohim” did, as in “Gods” plural, a whole bunch of them actually, even the bible says so right there in front of people’s nose), so people are really quite confused and don’t even know what they’re talking about at all. Just babbling nonsense really, talking to rainbows and clouds about nonsense dreamed up and just chatting about personal thoughts and fiction stories which amount to and mean absolutely nothing in reality. Many of them are Rumpelstiltskins giving beans to Little Red Riding Hood and Jack, and they have many lurking Trolls and Ghouls working for them, the worst kind of trolls and ghouls too, the kind that are trying to convince you that reality is fake and that concocted subversive identity destroying drivel garbage is real. You might as well then believe that getting tuberculosis or being born blind is a good thing and a wonderful blessing, that staring at the sun is good for your eyes, drinking bleach quenches thirst better than any cola etc.

Jonah swallowed by the fish for 3 days with no oxygen and he wasn’t digested or even drown WOW! Awwww how cute cartoonish that’s the cutest big fish I ever saw, no wonder he was one of Jesus’ favorite superheroes, I bet if Job tickled his chin he could easily whistle “Gimme That Ol’ Time Religion” with his blowhole and be heard all the way to Galilee GLO-RY!). Also when you start’em off on the route, start with the cartoon characters and all their wacky zany impossible magical adventures and pointless shenanigans, coloring books are a great idea because they don’t have to think much while using crayons, whatever you do don’t buy the coloring books about the other stuff mentioned previously above and especially not as bedtime stories books, no, no no, whatever you do don’t do that.

…”And God said go through the city and kill without compassion or pity, slaughter the old men, the young men and women, the mothers and children”…good night now and sleep well, tomorrow I’ll read you about Joshua’s great stopping the earth and moon orbiting and rotating for a full day magic trick to defeat the Amorites.

Now, I’m not the type to get up on a soapbox and preach anything to anybody, and especially go around telling people to believe something just because, just because I said so, just because some person said so, just because some person’s nephew’s cousin neighbour’s friend who read that it said so in a book somewhere attributed to someone a long, long time ago somewhere during the Bronze Age. I’m not going to tell you that supposedly the mind/deity behind a cloud of dust and gas quasar that is 30 billion times bigger than the sun and more than 20 billion light years away, suddenly decided to appear in the distant past in a desert tent in the form of a puff of smoke to give out precise rules and guidelines about how to properly make burnt offerings, in the desert where there is no wood or grass for animals to eat, when to pick up sticks , slaves owning and punishing rules, correct hairstyles and fashions rules, important rules about women’s menstruation cycles and clean and unclean animals and which animals are acceptable as burnt offerings which the god will think has nicer aroma reaching his nostrils and a bunch of other very specific weird rules and guidelines.

Why? What’s the point? What great thing did they do or knowledge learned or feats accomplished? They just fished or wandered around being shepherds or something for over 900 years? There’s just no point to be able to live over 9 centuries for no reason or to not at least write 1 measly book, If you lived over 900 years and just died as a nothing then you’re pointless and an abomination.

(You see, it could make galaxies trillions of miles wide, and billions of light years away, massive black holes that are billions of times more massive than our sun and an incredible amount of other things in the cosmos, but for some strange reason it was suddenly very important to give out specific and exact burnt offerings rules from inside a tent in the desert somewhere and the other long list of strange weird rules, but also strangely only to 1 guy, only certain types of birds too, you can’t burn just any bird as a burnt offering after all, it must always and at all times only be special types of birds or other animals, only those birds are the ones you can burn. WHATEVER YOU DO YOU MUST NOT BURN THE OTHER BIRDS! GOD WANTS YOU TO BURN THE GOOD SMELLING CLEAN BIRDS AND NOT THOSE OTHER STINKY UNCLEAN BIRDS!!! (IT’S BETTER AROMA BECAUSE THEY’RE CLEANER BIRDS). Nope, I’m not going to tell you any of that. But if you’re the inquisitive type that likes to find out about plots in books and dissect the suspension of disbelief from reality, then hit on these few links just to wet yourwhistle. You’ll find out information right from the horse’s mouth so to speak, directly from the grandaddy of all later faith crusades, bacon-dancers and purveyors of pamphlets that will basically make all these televangelist types look like even worse actors, and their fans from their filth circus tours will then probably want to demand a double, triple and quadruple portion of faith seed harvest miracles for their mailed in envelope seeds. Just a few links below that give lots more true and real background information about the fake, invented, ideas based on fictions and various (anonymous) writer’s deceit, lies, fabrications and personal whims information that largely makes up biblical text…

https://centerforinquiry.org/speakers/fitzgerald_david/

https://www.bitchute.com/video/xM78atbpYjNB

It’s just really miraculous how so many failed and disgraced spurious scamvangelists come back from the dead to legions of more supporting lackeys and their faith seeds. Jim Bakker began working at Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network (no big suprise there, it’s a temple lair grooming ground for scamvangelists, in cahoots with 100 Huntley Street and 700 Club Canada) and he helped make The 700 Club before co-founding the Trinity Broadcasting Network with Paul and Jan Crouch and then starting his own The PTL Club on the air and later opening his Heritage USA American Christian-themed water park-theme park, eventually after sex scandals, shady and criminal fundraising activities where he also pocketed millions for himself from ministry donations, mail fraud and wire fraud etc, he was sentenced to 45 years in prison (although I won’t hold the sex scandal against him because we’re talking about Tammy Faye after all, who’s one half of the infernal diabolical duo with Jan Crouch who used to wear a pink poodle or on her head at times which is disturbing). But he’s back from the dead again with a new show with a millennial, survivalist focus and sells buckets of freeze-dried food to his audience in preparation for the end of days (He also admitted that the first time he actually read the bible completely from start to finish was while he was in prison, and he still doesn’t understand it lol). Basically the moral of the story is once a scamvangelist, always a scamvangelist, and that there are lots of gullible lackeys ready and willing to support them for a chance of immortality. How does the soup taste Jim? Do you think it will still be good when the hordes of locusts with stinging scorpion’s tails and speaking with voices like thunder and dragons arrive to torment people for 5 months?
*UPDATE – even as I’m writing this recently the Missouri Attorney General’s Office filed a lawsuit against Bakker and his Morningside Church Productions for advertising and selling his fake “Silver Solution” miraculous coronavirus cure treatment, he’s now asking viewers for cash to avoid bankruptcy and most recently on his “Jim Bakker Show” he’s warning about coming zombie attacks on Earth and of an asteroid that will hit Earth in 2029 bringing on the Antichrist.* I don’t make this stuff up.

The Jim Bakker Show is basically just one of a cornucopia of sites and places for fraudsters, mentally imbalanced patients and delusional people to avoid real world issues and instead step further into their personally invented “Jesusland” and “Bibleland” universes to sell their books and DVDs for faith shekels. Twitter screenshot.

**God’s prophet is in need of faith shekels people! Lets make the miracle happen!**

…Look, what are you going to write? Are you going to start your book with the mighty magic Leprechaun making Billy Bob on a Thursday who then jumps on his horse leaving town, he gets lost in a storm, eats some grub that the mighty magic Leprechaun gave him and then he meets Petunia on a Saturday. But then just a few sentences later instead write that it was the mighty magic Hillbilly that made Billy Bob and Petunia on a Monday who both left town on their horse, ate some grub that the mighty magic Hillbilly gave them and then they both got lost in a storm on a Friday? You can’t write contradictory accounts like this in your novel, nope. You won’t make any sense or sell lots of books or have people believe you using that kind of formula that’s for sure, especially right from the start of your novel or book. They can’t both be right, it’s one or the other. In my military days this example, and many other similar scenarios of contradictions in the written material stories, we would call a snafu or fubar and one major clusterfuck. The reader will be left scratching their head and wondering 5 minutes into the book just what kind of obtuse fool wrote this thing anyway?…then go buy a Stephen King novel or a book about painters or artists or even comic books instead.

So what does all this “televangelism” and “preachin’ the word” really mean anyway’? Do many of the preachers even know or even know what they’re preaching about and saying? Not really, televangelism is a series of deluded mutating contradictory anonymous gospels-novels fables meanings with mostly personal invented pretend world fluff meanings, ad hoc rationalizing and invented ideas and concepts which just amounts to pointless humanoid verbal diarrhea. The preachers on the left and rap musical artist on the right (roles reversed to keep the biblical contradictions, bullshitism and absurdity pretend world theme continuity), with their Jesus bling are part of the same anti-civilizational filth, dross and personality/reality destroying cults modus operandi mentioned at the beginning of this post and up to here, I think the fucked in the head specimens are probably minions of and in cahoots with Joyce Meyers and Kenneth Copeland without a doubt how could they not be. The god-o-tainment business sure is just a lot of infomercials but without anything tangible and real being talked about, instead just anarcho-communist mind control filth doctrines and invented abstract concepts theologies. And like I said near the beginning, to be the purveyor-preacher many times you don’t even have to know anything about the bible or even know what you’re talking about, just only memorize a few verses written by someone somewhere at sometime that you cherry picked here and there and then just make stuff up all over the place, you’ll control their minds and brains in no time.

Without even getting into the Old Testament yet and the Septuagint, the New Testament manuscripts fragments remains of the oldest and earliest anonymously written gospels and letters/epistles were all written in Greek many decades removed from the supposed narrative novels time period and intended only for other very small Greek speaking and writing cult members audiences in other far off areas, which means we don’t even know who really wrote the material and that if televangelists really want to quote accurately and understand meanings then they really should be doing it in Greek or from the Greek written sources and not from KJV bible English. Of the over 90 different and theologically contradictory gospels, books, epistles, scrolls, letters and codexes circulating in the Middle East during the 1st and 2nd century long before the invention of the bible, most of them were also written in Greek (Not to mention the numerous other contemporaneous and preceding directly related and infuencing esoteric mystery religions, pagan philosophies and gnostic theologies texts and scrolls written in Hebrew and Aramaic and even Latin and Greek again, basically televangelists and telescamvangelists who then can’t refer to the earliest NT Greek written sources and their actual meanings (especially in context) then just come across as even more absurd, ignorant and pointless lying obscurantist fabulist cultists who are nefariously intentionally attempting to limit further inquiry and understanding of reality and the real world solely for their own personal universe whims, agendas and faith seeds envelopes). Even just the anonymously written gospels fragments can only be dated by bible scholars “with confidence” only back to the 3rd century (circa 200 CE), and then any “hypothetical possible” earlier composition versions of the texts scenario from anywhere between 80 CE to 140 CE with various degrees of dating disagreements (and fragments content importantly, so many contradictory texts and fragments floating around that we don’t even know what the earliest believers would have believed or what they wrote, however we have a growing amount of clues and evidences about some of the earliest beliefs which was very, very different, so different that fabulist fakery televangelists would be shocked to their core), yet even still they were anonymously written in Greek and admit themselves they were not eyewitnesses and they don’t tell or explain what their sources are anyway, plus in retrospect the Jesus character is literally absent from historical sources and contemporaneous writer’s views in the area and basically an invisible man for those almost 300 years (and especially not a peep by any writer from the time he would have supposedly lived and wowing many thousands, just only…..crickets) before the massive mutating and redacting and thelogical fabulizing around Constantine’s time, which would be at least 100 years before Oral Roberts, Kenneth Copeland and Billy Graham came along. On top of that according to the laws given to Moses that’s punishable by death and so it even makes televangelists outright diabolical by tricking people to voluntarily go to hell along with them and burn in flames (or even worse like walking barefoot on thumbtacks for probably weeks and months or maybe even longer and then jumping into a pool of vinegar) while foolishly thinking that they’re instead going to the outer space clouds to get wings, new sandals and sing in a choir eternally. Basically televangelist types think they’re carrying the bible preaching mantle of Billy Graham from the 1950’s and everything before that is not that important.
**Image: thecalvinist.net**

Along with other characters and deeds such as Noah, Daniel, Ezekiel, Job, Jonah and many others that were already shared in fables in various ways by different peoples and cultures in the Middle East, comes along another one known as the ridiculous Abram/Abraham character fable, who according to the story was an earlier rich wandering traveling many camels and slaves owning Babylonian magus sorcerer guru from Ur of the Chaldeans/Mesopotamia (i.e. Iraq), who absurdly according to many biblical apologists is even supposed to be the founding father patriarch of Christians, Jews, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Baháʼí and Muslims etc…Yawwwn (as well as being the great great great great great etc grandfather of the Jesus character, all these anonymous writers are the world’s best genealogy writer’s also btw just top-notch amazing), which is also a huge problematic contradictory conundrum fiasco that’s very absurd and sounds made up. According to the deranged and ridiculously absurd fable the master of the cosmos decided one day to just appear in a vision to this one guy, just him and nobody else on the entire spinning dirtball in space planet for some reason, and then it makes a bunch of prophetic promises to just him and tells Abraham how to burn and sacrifice animals for desert blood magic rituals etc (Why? because like I said this god only floats and hangs around the Middle East deserts as his territorial stomping ground which is the universe so screw the rest of the planet, and this god strangely always has a big hard on about ancient Canaan for some weird reason, Canaan this, Canaan that, you’re gonna own all of Canaan bla bla bla…Why? just because I guess). Besides numerous absurd and ridiculous statements and events that transpire in the fable narrative, this god also decides to make a ‘”Covenant of the Pieces” with Abraham, where after more god commanded animal sacrifices and desert blood magic and telling Abraham to start following the Egyptian custom of circumcision etc, this god then says that Abraham’s descendants will be given lands from the river of Egypt to the river Euphrates (in Iraq) as well as lands of the Kenites and the Kenizzites, and the Kadmonites, and the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Rephaites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Girgashites, and the Jebusites (the larger part of the entire Middle East basically as the Promised Land of Israel, wow, good luck with that because many camels, oxen, goats and sheep will not be impressed that’s for sure, stressing again about how he’s going to “give them” (lol, does it come with a deed and all stamped documents in order I wonder?) always the ancient land of Canaan again constantly like some neurotic politician jimble jamble, it’s just really weird how this newly appearing desert god is so fixated with this desert area and just this one guy and screw the rest of the planet), but not only that, this god “promises” Abraham that his descendants will be sooo numerous and as countless as the stars in the sky and dust of the earth and of course eventually rule over ancient Canaan, again with the ancient Canaan obsession fixation of course (the large version Greater Canaan I should note), it’s a really important thing or something because he has to make sure Abe and his peeps will rule Canaan. Well that sure didn’t work out now did it? It’s much more like the opposite happened actually, it’s at least 6 religions and there’s also way, way, way more even just Chinese and Indian populations than Jews anyway (the last time I checked anyway, and I’m positive they’re not all gonna travel to Jerusalem along with the entire world to worship their Yahweh-Jehovah tribal deity according to their failed prophecies), also Israel sure isn’t as large as stretching from Egypt to Iraq and all the areas in between where the mentioned other peoples lived (example, but then again you have to remember this god didn’t even know there was a talking snake in his garden or where Adam was or even know what the heck was even going on, absolutely clueless and just a big contradictory talker it seems with the list of wrong and failed promises, prophecies and contradictions just snowballing further). The new on the scene big guy also decides to play a morbid game of ‘if you love me prove it and kill and sacrifice your son’, seriously can it even get more demented and warped right from the start after meeting the new voice in his head?, this god needs love and so practically overnight wants his new #1 handpicked peep to show him some really good loyal love, he had to really know that Abe really really really loved him, now that’s just really morbid rubbish but then there’s lots more farcical nonsensical adventure stories shenanigans later…

In the OT story of Abraham and Sarah, she was such a sexy 90 year old desert babe among all the desert babes in all the lands that even the Pharaoh and a Canaanite King had to lustfully with passion have her for their very own. Good ol’ lucky Abraham.

…such as including, (for comedic relief? yeah surely that has to be it, it’s OT comedic relief probably, from the monotony of Yahweh-Jehovah’s wrathful killing, smiting, blasting, zapping, banishing, drowning, blood magics sacrificing speeching, cannibalism endorsing, genocides supporting, babies murdering, failed prophesying etc) the episodes of a Pharaoh and the Canaanite Philistine King Abimelech who both for some weird reason wanted his wife as theirs because they thought she’s a babe among the fairest of babes in all the lands, but hold on a second there’s a big problem here and something is not quite right…because at the first scene with Pharaoh she’s about 75 years old and later with King Abimelech she’s over…90 years old!, lol (I kid you not the movies have it all wrong just like the 2 vs. 14 animals on the Ark and Joshua’s sun and moon stopping trick thing, she must have did lots of yoga and aerobics and had a secret recipe anti-wrinkle and cellulite cream, or it was just very slim pickings back then for their many wives, concubines and harems). Perhaps even more bizarre though, or at least equally as bizarre, is that according to the “biblical scripture text” Abraham lived to be 175 years old and he was blessed by Shem who was a son of Noah (yep that Noah), and Shem lived to be 600 years old, Noah lived 950 years including 350 years after the flood and Shem lived up to 500 years after the flood, which would then mean that Abraham, Noah and Shem lived as contemporaries as in living at the same time on earth and in the same general area for 58 years! and that Shem even outlived Abraham by 35 years! pfff as if the reader just fell off the dufus pumpkin truck, I don’t make this stuff or the dinosaurs up (Photo: Garo Nalbandian).

TOTALLY NOT DELUSIONAL OR A SPURIOUS FABULIST CHARLATAN.
Oh puhleeez! Tell us what the book of Deuteronomy all says and commands there spurious Morris ol’ chap, we need to know them cherry picked biblical financial manual truths oh please explain for us, (actually it wasn’t intended for you or me that’s for sure, according to the stories-novels plot it was sermon speeches by Moses he delivered to the Israelites before their entering the promised land to start their military ethnic cleansing, slaughtering and genocides campaigns, you just gotta love that obscurant cherry picking and delusional fabulist invented meanings and alternate realities). It’s really amazing there are actually millions of people who believe this swindler’s performance trickster shtick and actually do send him money, delusional psychotic verbal diarrhea much? Also, I wonder if they made a brief side visit to any hospital or any sick kids hospital during the magical miraculous “mission”? No, I didn’t think so, like I said just a pure trash filth carnival show (I’m positive he’s burning and being eaten by worms in the hell he believes in and made for himself without a doubt).

Talk about a Christian Voodoo Trash Filth Parade of pointless vile worthless rubbish specimens if there ever was. “And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping things, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.”…(self explanatory, I’d repent inventing this group of rubbish creeping despicable specimens too, I’d smite them all for wasting good fresh air that can be used for much more productive things, besides as already explained they verily must be put to death anyway because it’s even their god’s written command when it comes to these fakery things), I guess you could call this a sort of a “London Maggotfest” fit for a queen. Just look at them they verily are lying conmen specimens purveyorsof filth and that’s a fact, just take a look at just some of the fraudster’s names highlighting this filth carnival of conniving scoundrels…Kenneth Copeland, Creflo Dollar (or whatever his name is now) says alot and especially the despicable disgusting proven fraudster fake faith healer/shekels beggar Morris Cerullo who headlined the event for Cripe’s Pete’s sake. He’s the guy who sells “anointed Holy Ghost handkerchiefs” and even his own “Financial Breakthrough Bible” and DVDs, he’s regularly taken to court for fraudulent fundraising practices, income tax evasion, fakery all over the place and mostly travels preaching money-centered theologies (see video above), he bought Jim Bakker’s fallen PTL television network, theme park and properties and then used the many millions of donations money as his own in supporting his lavish lifestyle, which is the norm with these lying maggots charlatans. He says as a child he was led by two angelic beings; transported to heaven for a face-to-face meeting with God; claims he has the ability to predict the future; can heal the sick; and has even told audiences when they look at him they “are looking at God” and tons of other mentally unbalanced absurd ideas, psycho much?…LOL. (and like I mention at a Jack Van Impe video later, all of Europe already has tons of churches all over the place, some going back to medieval times and well over a thousand years old, where the hell does he and his minions think churches in North America all came from? Them going to preach their “Christianity” to these countries is as ridiculous as them going to China to preach-teach them how to make Chinese food, to India to preach-teach them how to make tandoori chicken, to Germany to teach them how make knockwurst, to France to teach them crêpes suzette recipes or to Mexico to preach-teach them how to make tacos and burritos, these types of “missions” are really only just blatant Euro-shekels donations and financial schemes and that’s it). Yep definitely a pukey “Maggotsmission to London” that’s for sure. But on second thought he did talk face-to-face with god in heaven and he does actually look impressive standing there with that open book always pointing impressively and he sure does know how to fool imbeciles into sending him money and believing him so maybe you better mail in some faith harvest cheque-seeds just to be sure).

As another relevant example but closer to home so to speak, is the case of the various North American Native People’s cultures, history and traditions. In this case the nefarious televangelists and swindlerscamvangelists such as Billy Graham, John Hagee, Pat Robertson, Joyce Meyer, Joel Olsteen, Creflo Dollar, Morris Cerullo, Richard Roberts and the festering plethora of others, would like nothing better than to have Native Peoples ditch and discard their ancient ancestral customs and traditions and to instead follow their own televangelized invented personal brand of Bronze Age and Iron Age deserts blood magic filth beliefs, i.e. – to cast aside their personal cherished ancient history to instead worship some alien foreign tribal deity along with the various included Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Zoroastrian and other Levant religions hell tortures, demons, lakes of fire, zombifications and other abstract concepts beliefs and customs, and all just for the sake of filling their personal telescamvangelist temple coffers with Native People’s shekels, and strangely to even expect them to be happy and grateful to do it (like giving the hangman some rope he’ll just use to hang them with, what a great deal if you live in bizarro world). To absurdly support people who literally want to steal their minds and real world much older history? Why the heck should or would they want to voluntarily commit murder against their very own selves and their existence and then even pay charlatan scammers to help them do it? That would be blasphemy against the very planet, common sense and murder of nature and even verily the murder of their fathers and their father’s fathers and of their father’s father’s father’s father’s fathers and even including all their oxen, camels, pigeons, sheep, goats and donkeys etc (there are even cases of people absurdly pretending to be Native Peoples for preposterous reasons which is just plain pathetic). No amount of Bronze Age and Iron Age desert blood magic witchcraft could forgive that unpardonable sin that’s for sure (basically even after having lands and territory stolen from them for centuries, as well as massacres and ethnic cleansing (some of which would even make the prophets Joshua and Muhamud proud and likewise their god very pleased), and their cultures, customs and traditions being under threat also, but now the galavanting conniving hocus pocus fabulist preaching telescamvangelist nephilims want to zombify and fornicate with their souls and then afterwards even take that as well, as a trophy for some sort of invented obscurantist Zion theologies agendas rubbish, that is just pure and simple heinous infernal filth diabolism no matter what mental gymnastics are used to attempt to trick people to think otherwise). Image: crazycrow.com.

Another example of what I’m talking about from a whole bunch of similar examples, proof that the whole “Goin’ a Preachin’” overseas televangelist schemes are nothing but blatant faith-shekels seeds tours for a personal temples coffers harvest subterfuge and real estate/books publishing deals, be it the already mentioned Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, other cults and sects or in this case like the above “Mission to London” shekels-cults filth-circus shows” (see also Jack Van Impe video later), for example the African Bubal tribe’s testicles won’t even allow them to put on underwear because of eating menstrual secretions from cattle and there are other tribes that ritually drink and bathe in cow’s urine and cover themselves in burned dung ashes, yet the know it all Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, televangelists and other subversive charlatans sects are going around Europe erecting plastic brainwashing pools, holding hocus pocus fake-miracles drivel circus shows and handing out pamphlets to convert the foreign imported beers and wines drinkers? In Europe of all places to save their souls and shekels?, traveling to Europe which already has tons of churches and cathedrals all over the place anyway like I said, some going back to medieval times and even well over a thousand years old, where the hell do these traveling televangelists/fabulists gurus and their buffoon minions think churches in North America all came from anyway? Them going to preach their “Christianity” or hold fakery “missions” in these countries is as ridiculous as them going to China to preach-teach them how to make Chinese food, to India to preach-teach them how to make tandoori chicken, to Germany to teach them how make knackwurst, to France to teach them crêpes suzette recipes or to Mexico to preach-teach them how to make tacos and burritos. They’re trying to equate these customs with the Zagreb Film Festival?, Karlovac Dani Piva? Oktoberfest? Cinco de Mayo, Roncesvalles Polish Festival? French Medieval Sedan Festival? Rijeka Carnival, Venice Carnival?, etc and so on and needing their bs holy ghost gabbing powers wisdom and invented magical realities, and so instead they’re going to foreign European countries to attempt to mind control snatch people’s brains, their histories, identities, civilizations and importantly their faith shekels seeds from the art galleries, ice cream parlors, cafes, restaurants and hair salons for just their own personal temple coffers and books publishers? lol, that’s absolutely laughably absurd (In this case, did Billy Graham, Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts, Peter Popoff, Joyce Meyer and the vast army of other similar scamvangelist fraudsters-gurus ever try to go there and spread their cults propaganda, fairy tales delusions and at least donate clothes or sneakers or at least some cans of Chef-Boyardee beefaroni for Cripe’s Pete’s sake? Do their souls and lives need their jimble jamble wisdom and holy ghost powers fake tricks? Not bloody likely, because there’s no faith-shekels seeds donations to add to their personal temples coffers, so it’s simply not worth the bother, that’s how scamvangelism operates, “Christ-Cult Corporations” are only all about the temple coffers blessings and always have been), it’s as logical common sense as trying to sell bottled sand in the desert markets or selling snowballs to the Inuit people in Arctic regions that’s how dumb and pointless. Televangelists especially should instead verily be bringing more awareness to their concerts and so-called missions about the lack of tailored pants and bathtubs predicament in just these cases, there are many other similar scenarios on the continent (strangely with even cases of Americans permanently emigrating there to join and follow these African folk customs traditions because they think it’s exotic or whatever), but nope they gotta go get harvest faith-shekels seeds in London or Paris, Rome, Prague or Munich etc instead, just ridiculous bs priorities and shekels saving missions schemes. Woe and shame on you vile lying nefarious televangelists! You care more about envelopes, jet planes, toupes, restaurant reservations, plastic surgery, selling DVDs and books (hardcover and paperback of course), your own temple coffers blessings, various microphone and fabulist rigmarole and personal feelings and hunches couch gabbing sessions, sometimes even trying to find satanic penises in cartoons and demonic sweaters on the rack in stores, you despicable charlatans need to take the camel dung out of your own eye and tent first before buying your blasphemous television fancy pants and diabolical sweaters for your own camels and television temple tents! Glo-Ry!). Images: pinterest.com/dailymail.co.uk/

I could go on and on with examples all day, but lastly the Japanese example about its identity, beliefs, culture and traditions goes without saying, which makes recent televangelist’s and like-minded charlatans attempts to make inroads in Japan even more nefariously disturbing (and they even already have their own history of various demons, ghosts, kami, obake, yōkai, yūrei and other legendary creatures in their folkloric mythology, so there’s no need for a new lucifer-satan-diabolus-devil character and related Middle Eastern hocus pocus demons and talking snakes etc, however many televangelists and their minions would disagree and instead retort that NO…the Japanese NEED to believe in ONLY the Abrahamic biblical diabolus-lucifer-satans-devils, spirits and demons and not their own, ONLY the Levant area devils, deities, creatures and demons are the real ones to believe in for a future Zoroastrian zombification immortality). Are the touring scamvangelist circus charlatan jimble jamble and fake healings shows people trying to tell me and people living in the real world that the many centuries long traditions and culture of the Japanese need to change their temple coffers to foreign filth deserts voodoo temple coffers? Pfff that’s ridiculous, why? are they trying to imply that their ramen noodles are actually serpentine demons inspired soup heresies and pork and shellfish transgressions and that those geisha girls performance artists, ninjas and samurais, karate and judo practitioners are also just only unbelieving Canaanites, Jebusites and Moabites doomed to the Egyptian lake of fire? Why the heck should they or even want to discard their many centuries and thousands of years of culture and traditions to instead follow Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Zoroastrian and other Levant religions inspired blood magic hocus pocus and zombifications worldviews behaviorisms? Why should they throw away their identity and personalities to instead jump into an Egyption lake of fire and actually become a real-life tempura fried entrée for foreign heavenly fiends and demons for other Zoroastrian inspired temple coffers? That would make no sense especially since the biblical god couldn’t even outsmart a measly reptile. I unequivocally guarantee that just like the ancient Hyperboreans example, that the Japanese were never at any time even in the biblical universe requiring blood magic sorcery anyway and that the biblical god didn’t even know there were Japanese in the universe. Image: gotokyo.org/timeout.com

I don’t know, this was just floating around the internet when Googling “televangelists fake”, I don’t know what the heck it all means so you tell me (although an admonition example about the side effects of being over 30 and still living with your parents could be a plausible explanation, or just make up your own caption and CD).

You will also notice, well I do anyway because I learned to read when I was kid, that the increase of these types of tricksters performers on television seems to coincide with the increase in shootings, stabbings, scandals and just crime in general. If anything, one will notice that with these types the answer seems to be to not talk about it or mention it or look into it, but rather just fill more television slots with their programs and more so-called crusades wherever they can, and of course just write more books. All this then just increases the crimes and scandals rates, the vortex spins around and around ever faster and everything just stays the same but gets increasingly worse by increments. How’s that for irony?

If someone wrote something, wrote it somewhere at some time in some language and you can verily see that it’s written, written with actual real ink on actual real papyrus then you have to admit that it’s undeniable proof that it’s 100% true, how can anyone deny this fact? Don’t you have to admit that it’s verily written right there in front of you and as real as the nose on your face? Denying this fact or even being skeptical is just plain unbelieving heretical foolishness. If a letter is written by some anonymous writer to another small anonymous clique of religious sect members somewhere going from point A to point B and it’s full of abstract concepts, magical hocus pocus fictions, alternate universe theologies ramblings and failed predictions etc, then obviously the anonymous written personal letter and his ideas and delusions are 100% true and should apply to the entire planet isn’t that a fact? If some anonymous writer thousands of years ago in the Levant deserts somewhere wrote up some characters and magical hocus pocus events, obscure primitive thinking tribal behaviorisms and other failed predictions and wrong information etc, it should obviously be applied to every human and humanoid person living on the entire planet no questions asked, this is undeniable and it would be foolishness to question or deny isn’t that right? (But just some of the parts not all of the parts, along with later invented and changed parts).

“They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing it shall not hurt them.” is found in some bibles in the gospel novel of Mark 16:17-18, however this text is part of Mark 16: 9–20 which is not found in the earliest manuscripts and was instead anonymously interpolated/inserted sometime in the 2nd century by someone somewhere, so why are some people still even today handling poisonous snakes and wearing overalls? Interesting to note also, the Yahweh-Jehovah snake-related punishment is recorded in Numbers 21:6-9, which apparently demonstrates that only he/it has ultimate power over serpents (and in the process over all evil and can send evil as he/it pleases). Very strangely however, not only did he send venomous snakes to punish the Israelites because of their ingratitude, but he also provided the means of a cure (i.e. – the bronze snake on a rod). It is noteworthy during this episode that the Israelites were required to gaze up at the bronze serpent to be cured, which is an obvious indication of the already existing traditions of pagan “Imitative Magic“, which is a magic based on the assumption that a desired result, person or thing can be supernaturally affected through mimicking it or through an object representing it (with other more fantastical examples to follow). Interestingly, this magic episode also shows a very evident parallel to the Ugaritic liturgy against venomous snakes as found in the Ugaritic Texts. Three texts from Ugarit, all of which address this problem of venomous snakes, suggest that the typical pagan solution was to search for a magic formula to counter the results of the venom by symbological imitative magic and/or incantations. Image: abcnews.

Also, what the hell do a bunch of stories by traveling old delusional gurus and men living in caves and desert tents or just living traveling vagabond lives, who actually made the bible centuries after the many versioned stories and characters were supposed to have existed yet never mentioned or recorded at the time, actually mean to me, me with a Croatian descent that has absolutely nothing to with those times and places and cultures and magical fables? Televangelists don’t even know how the things they speech about and or even know how any of the biblical material even came to be in existence, who wrote what at what time and which place and for what specific reason and to which audience it was actually meant for or the languages they were written in, yet they treat it like it was written by Jesus or God himself, they’re convinced because they believe it, they have the faith, they have the faith because they believe it and they believe it because it makes them have faith and don’t ask questions or waver or lose your faith. It’s ridiculous and delusional much? Even at the beginning these old men were constantly arguing and at odds with each other about who even this Jesus character is supposed to be, or if he even existed in reality as a real person, they didn’t really know so they just started inventing things, they weren’t even sure what his name was exactly. (Gospels were being written all over the place proclaiming to be a true gospel, dozens of them and more, various traveling gurus and apostles each one with the real gospel truths were writing early gospels all over the Levant).

And even just the less well-known case of Marcion (among many, many cases of early 1st and 2nd century intrigue, debates, arguments, disagreements, censures and heresy excommunications), which is something probably many have absolutely no clue about because it’s been censored and hushed-up for many centuries (among many other things), it’s very interesting though even from just the historical perspective for history buffs even if not interested in any of the religious views or beliefs, interesting for a number of very intriguing and important reasons that would probably piss of many televangelists especially. (Get ready to be mind blown so you might want to sit down and make some snacks and adult beverages first, I recommend a Martini or maybe a Jager Bomb, you can even order a few gallons of Jim Bakker’s creamy potato soup first if you want I don’t care)…

You mean Marcion and the Phantasm-Jesus was the very first New Testament and very first written gospel? And he even wrote the first original Gospel of Luke before it was changed and added onto with more fictions and contradictory fabrications aka Luke-Acts? Whoa!…

Because the early so-called “church father” Marcion was actually onto a good idea by finally being the very first person to decide to actually write things down in the late 1st to early 2nd century as a permanent record that people could actually read, (and according to his sources, which were the earliest known sources available at the time because the later 4 gospels weren’t even thought of to be written yet)…Marcion wrote that Jesus started a completely brand new religion that wasn’t even connected to the Old Testament and its always jealous, complaining, repenting, genocidal, wrathful absurd infantile, malevolent, smiting, laws and regulations giving and sacrifices demanding Yahweh-Jehovah-God (aka “God” supposedly). Marcion instead denied Jesus’ actual physical and bodily birth, death, and resurrection altogether by explaining that according to his information and sources (again the oldest sources known up to then btw, and there were many other groups, churches and sects who likewise believed similar things at the time, we don’t really even know what the earliest first believers believed or why), Marcion insisted that Jesus was actually an incarnated phantom from somewhere beyond with an imitation material body, as in he wasn’t even born on earth but instead came down as a phantom and then just took on a bodily form, (a viewpoint also shared by a number of the early Christian groups btw, Marcion was just most singled out by competing so-called “Church Fathers” cults leaders because of his growing presence and popularity), but his writings pissed off some others who didn’t agree and who had their own ideas and agendas, so then they decided to write stuff down also to answer back as a retort which ironically eventually became the early New Testament, so you see Marcion actually started the whole idea of writing the New Testament thing, as in the very first New Testament gospels writings and because of this he’s even sometimes also called the Father of the New Testament. Some of Marcion’s views were similar to the teachings of Cerinthus (50-100 CE) who likewise believed that the lesser “Demiurge” god created the world not the unknown god of Jesus, but he additionally assured that Jesus was not supernaturally born of a virgin, but was instead just a mere man, the biological son of Mary and Joseph, and that the Christ (anointing) descended upon Jesus only at baptism but it abandoned him at the crucifixion and he then simply died, died just as thousands of others were crucified and died. Cerinthus claimed that he received angelic inspiration (“Holy Vision”?) assuring him that was the truth of events (and you can’t deny angelic holy visions sent by god can you? It worked for Paul, and countless others before and after, so Cerinthus could very well have the real “gospel truth”). Interestingly, there are even claims by groups already from those early centuries that Cerinthus was the actual true author of the Gospel of John and Book of Revelation, reason being because even today the Gospel of John in numerous obvious and contradictory ways can rightfully be regarded as the opposite of the other 3 gospels and it largely denigrates them. The John gospel novel can be correctly described even as an “Anti-Synoptic Gnostic Gospel” which adapted Philo’s description of the centuries older pagan philosophical “Logos” concept (first mentioned and written about by Heraclitus in circa. 535-475 BCE), because of the vast differences and because it was written considerably after the other 3 gospels and their sources/anonymous authors it can even more accurately and correctly be described and regarded as a truly Gnostic inspired “Gospel of Satan” or more accurately an “Anti-Synoptic Satanic Gospel”, although Gnosticism teachings and theological ideas are found in the Synoptic Gospels also but just not to the high degree of the later anonymous so-called John gospel texts (To put it colloquially, the authors of Mathew didn’t like what was in the written text of Mark and so added plenty of stuff and various new stories and various new concepts and meanings, then the writers of Luke didn’t like what was written in either of them all that much and so started adding lots more stuff and ideas and changing meanings, but then lastly the authors of John (yes “authors” because it repeatedly states “we”)…basically said “F**k all 3 of you you’re all wrong, I (we) have the real deal gossip rumours news scoops story and know what went down and I’m gonna write the real story” and so then wrote opposite things from all 3 of them and adding more different theological meanings, abstract concepts, new miracles and stories, with his new theologies and ideas he actually comes across sounding more like the “Paul” character than any of the other gospels-novels writers). However importantly not to be confused with the Lucifer/Luciferian “Light-Bringer/Bringer of Light” (because Lucifer is just the ancient Roman Latin name for the planet Venus) or associated with the plural “Elohim” Gods who created the world and everything in it, but rather more in line as the Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah God’s “Diabolus-slanderer” character (the one that throws libelous claims at another, i.e. – Diabolus which became Devil) who is similar to the Satan Angel (i.e. – “a satan” or “the satan” that did or said such and such) much like the one that blocks and “accuses” Balaam while saving his talking donkey from being beaten to death, who himself even states that he came down to be a Satan to Balaam. However, since we know from Isaiah 45: 7 that the Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah God is quoted saying “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, AND I CREATE EVIL” which implies that God is the Devil (more accurately “the Diabolus-slanderer” and not the Elohim or Lucifer of course because the Hebrews never wrote in Latin or Greek) thus God is then denigrating the 3 Synoptic Gospels with the help of his anonymous authors/demons mainly because he is actually the Diabolus/Devil as per his own stated quote in the text and he cannot lie (Now I’m not saying I support Marcion or Marcionism or Cerenthus, Valentinus or Cerdo or any of the many similar earliest Christian teachers, sects and cults leaders or anybody or any belief or desert guru, I’m just saying that as far as we know history tells us that Marcion actually wrote/recorded the very first New Testament books and the very first known gospel from the earliest known sources, well before the later 4 gospels were started to be even thought of and written), and even more surprising probably to many is that Marcion’s gospel is literally the “very 1st Christian gospel ever written or known about…ever”, i.e. – No gospel is ever even mentioned by any of the so-called church fathers before the appearance of Marcion’s “gospel”. As in there wasn’t even any mentions of any gospels whatsoever written by anybody before Marcion did his writing because instead it was just lots of different fables, sources and different ideas and cults floating around, (well they’re all cults actually anyway), we know there were quite a number of different and competing so-called “gospels” in the early years and early 2nd century and each one different from each other in very important ways as well as each one claiming a direct linear connection to the character of Jesus and his inner disciples-clique (there are known to have been almost 100 different “Christian” groups and followers of a new “Jesus character based religion” but with very different teachings and beliefs from one another at that time in the Levant, but each one claiming to be the right and true way…pick a card…any card, talk amongst yourselves about that interesting one and the first official known Christian gospel before the later official 4 gospels inventions quandary).

What was Marcion’s actual ultimate crime? He publicly exposed the OT Yahweh-Jehovah tribal deity for being the malevolent moral monster it claimed to be and he emphasized Jesus too much! He was also hated for disagreeing with their interpretation of certain OT passages as being allegorical, to which Marcion replied was nothing more than a feeble attempt to disguise the primitive barbarities of their scriptures.

But soon afterwards Marcion was persecuted, got outvoted, called a heretic and then excommunicated by the newly appearing and growing Yahwehism-Jehovahism version church fathers politburo who usurped control (which was no surprise really, just as numerous sects already existed for centuries so heretics were all over the place also, and there was no defining what a real heretic was anyway because even the excommunicating cliques were being called heretics by the excommunicated heretics who felt they were right and the true church being persecuted), although there still were many Marcionite churches scattered around that taught his gospel for centuries afterwards before slowly disappearing and finally eliminated by the new consensus thought-police church fathers politburo, so his ideas are not some new Hollywood movie plot or recent New Age tin foil hat conspiracy movement, it was real and the very first Christian gospel and bible version recorded ipso facto. Many scholars even think that Luke was created by just adding anti-Marcionite passages to Marcion’s gospel, or that both Luke and Marcion’s gospel are edited versions of some other lost prior gospel, those who support this last view usually maintain that the Gospel of Marcion is then closer to the original than canonical Luke which was written later including fake Paul information, and we know this because of the remaining evidences of conversations and letters about Marcion that date from the time he lived). Excommunicating, censuring, banishing and condemning each other as heretics all over the place all the time, because they simply couldn’t agree on their versions of stories about the very basic fundamental beliefs “No this goes in, that has to go”…”No, it stays and you go because you are a blasphemy guru”….”No no no, it stays out and both of you are heretics and servants of Satan (who isn’t Lucifer (the ancient Roman name for the planet Venus) or the Devil (diabolus) because Hebrews never spoke or wrote Latin or Greek), but we’ll make some other things up first then have a vote, we will vote and add and take away, invent more and vote more until we have the “Word of God” etc and so on). They were having all kinds of councils, synods, votes, more councils and more banishments and more added fiction for the next council and meetings constantly and they still couldn’t agree, the snowball just kept growing bigger with more snow and even sand and pebbles in it. The most boring and dumb eternal arguments and votes ever. Did he or didn’t he exist and what was his name anyway?, was he a man, a demon or god or god-man or a phantasm? Just what the heck did he say anyway? Hey you there, do you guys or anybody there know what he said or did or if he existed? I think we need a big meeting and let’s have a vote! Hey you brother Copeland and Hinn verily tell us what he said (From the time he was claimed to have lived in the narrative novels and wowing and amazing many thousands with magical feats and even rising zombies afterwards, not even one writer, historian, philosopher, ruler, soldier, politician, rabbi or any person whatsoever made any mention of it, Philo of Alexandria the Hellenistic Jewish philosopher was even in Jerusalem for a while during the time period but seems to not be aware of anything unusual going on or noteworthy, it’s all just only…..crickets. Thankfully later plenty of pagan traditions and stuff was added, picking good important earlier pagan dates and customs for the holidays and celebrations, including ancient pagan Croatian customs such as the holiday trees, wreaths, painted eggs, mistletoe etc).

It’s really ridiculous and extremely problematic all over the place with even just the few examples mentioned here so far. So many “believers” today erroneously and mistakenly believe and have “faith” that the newly introduced Jesus character and themed religion was one continuous movement from only just point A in the early century CE to the 4th century CE , an all-agreeing peaceful continuity with all of them believing the same things in unison, the exact same characters, abstract concepts and magical powers (they all had the faith dagnabit GLO-RY!), a happy-clappy bunch all of the same continuum and a smooth ride of no contradictions or arguments between them at all, a close-knit family of the new presto-magico religion believers and no problems. Real history and material evidences however shows and proves otherwise and that it wasn’t even close to tha scenario. Even though the early centuries lead gurus would censure and destroy many earliest sources containing different opinions, views and beliefs and vilified their missionary work and churches, luckily they didn’t destroy them all and they inadvertently left behind clues and information within their own writings which give a clearer picture and understanding of the religious fixations climate and mutating theologies floating around the Levant, around 100 other gospels, groups, churches, written papyruses texts of movements and authors etc, as a fair ballpark estimate.

In this case of even just Marcion and the Marcionites growing movement, who were especially singled out because of their growing popularity and direct threat to the growing consensus leadership, brings tons of questions that need to be answered, the whos, whys, wheres, hows. For instance the very simple basic starting point question…was the OT and NT god the same thing and deity continuity? or different gods from different ascending and ruling realms? Either they were different and not connected, or it was a multiple personality deity, using the available written sources the latter still even today have a lot of explaining to do, but they’ll usually change the topic and hush it away or get into “don’t worry” jargon abstract mental gymnastics diversions (which is not sufficient and why these questions are still around with many more questions arising and answers being required). People are expected to believe in the character of an erratic contradictory on all fronts tribal deity basically. Like a serial killer or something similar…like a guy who’s captured who had a shack out in the woods where he would take kidnapped victims on weekends, then chain and torture them, burn them, mutilate them and then bury them in the basement, backyard and in the attic. But he used to go back to his family and was the sweetest gosh darn fellow…heck he always did the dishes, his wife and kids loved him as their ideal hero, he mowed the neighbour’s lawn on Tuesdays, he was a Scout leader and coached little league football, he taught the kids on the block neato magic tricks and everything. Then when the television news has the news scoop of his capture and deeds committed and it’s all in the media, his family, friends, neighbours and the scouts they can’t believe it. They think it must be a mistake and obviously mistaken identity…”It’s a conspiracy, that’s not him, there’s no way it’s the same person because that television news story man is a vile monster and evil, not a sweet, caring father and neighbour like we know, he sang in the choir, volunteered to feed the puppies at the dog pound and the homeless geese on holidays for free, he visited the sick kids with toys and would build birdhouses for the blind and deformed, that’s simply not him they made a mistake!”.

Or on the other hand, could it be, as the biblical written material suggests, that the OT Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert tribal deity god, from whom the later Satan character originally came from as a personality trait of him and later as one of his 70 sons of god and personal close friend (which will be examined and better explained and proven later), in fact sent Satan to kill Jesus on Yahweh-Jehovah’s very own direct orders?, so as to muscle out the NT unknown god out of the picture and out of his Earth? And so obviously for this reason he had to speak in parables secretly to confound and confuse the minions of the OT god who were on his trail? Could it be, as biblical scholars and theorists and the very written textual evidences suggest…that the sole reason Jesus would have appeared to the Saul as an alien flash of light from outer space in the first place was to continue his covert secret mission to displace and defeat the OT god? And that it is for these reasons that both Yahweh-Jehovah and Satan are both each described as the god and ruler of earth in the bible which is another irrefutable scriptural textual evidence that both are actually really the same and one identical deity and agendas. (And with the now much better understood OT textual material, could it be that the Genesis account from the very start actually really is Yahweh-Jehovah and Satan covertly working together in unison on the same team (as per the book of Job scenario) simply to thwart the real humans using a deception modus operandi as the biblical textual material strongly suggests? After all, could that OT god really be that dumb to not even know about a talking snake existing in a garden that he allegedly made? (the only thing dumber would be to destroy the world killing everyone and everything because there were some alien-human hybrid people walking around, but then they were still around afterwards anyway so everyone would be killed for nothing), or if as some biblical scholars and theorists suggest, that the serpent actually was Satan only taking the form of a snake, then why let Satan free to continue unharmed suffering no consequences to rule from his realms but strangely instead only punish actual physical snakes who didn’t do anything? Is that also why he later instructed Moses to make a lifesaving bronze rod with a serpent on it as an esoteric clue and affirmation to his earthly minions of this unequivocal undeniable fact? It could very well be literally true then that the entire episode of one of the genesis creation stories is in fact just a much later written esoteric account intended for future Yahwehism-Jehovahism cult followers/minions to believe the concocted explanation as to why snakes live without arms and legs travelling on the ground, and simultaneously to trick them into thinking that a devil-satan actually existed as a separate existing real entity when it was and is the Yahweh-Jehovah deity all along using disguise subterfuge (“creating the evil” – Isaiah 45: 7), i.e. – using the invented preposterous explanation about the existence and origins of snakes as a proof of a separate questions asking diabolus entity, and therefore requiring neverending future blood magic sacrifices which would guarantee further servitude and enslavement of humanoids to itself and his personal representative minions (rabbis, priests, patriarchs, imams, pastors, televangelists etc) towards the future enslavement of the Hyberborean peoples who were already worshipping the real masters of the universe deities as already explained, and the rest of the planet, lest he become more angered and then wrathfully and smitefully let loose the diabolus-devil satan to become a lucifer to send punishments and plagues on them, but it’s still just him all along anyway as clearly shown).

Because as already clearly shown and proven, without disguising himself as a talking snake to trick those humanoids, aka “Adam and Eve”, then the Yahweh-Jehovah deity couldn’t guarantee their enslavement to neverending blood magic sacrifices and so being also eternal slaves to him/it. However as already shown previously and corroborated by biblical scholars and the written text itself, in the very 1st creation story the humans are never even a part of the later genesis garden story narrative, they instead leave the narrative very early on after coming into existence and so they never even become involved in the biblical universe narrative, thus they went on to become the future Hyperborean peoples and were never cursed with eternal blood magic bondage and enslavement to the Yahweh-Jehovah as transpired in the later 2nd “Adam and Eve” creation story. The first created Hyperboreans in the first creation story written source were then simply ipso facto never tricked by any talking snake and so naturally they were never at any time in any bondage to the nefarious Yahweh-Jehovah’s blood magic and genocides and enslavement whims (thus also proving once again that the ancient Hyperboreans were unaffected and experienced no worldwide flood cataclysm which falls in line accurately with all the findings in the archaeological record).

Exodus 15:3 – Yahweh is a man of war. Yahweh is his name.

Was the Old Testament god the same god of the New Testament?…was he really? Are you sure? Is anyone sure or can anyone verify this claim with eyewitness testimony or conjectural rumours? Or perhaps only later over time being transformed and mutated into the same deity by early common era centuries writing and redacting cultists and sectarian fabulist gurus and later still they diabolically enforced that view with state backing after getting rid of or destroying most of the original earliest sources competition?

Like I said it doesn’t concern me and I’m not taking any sides here of course, either of Marcion, Cerinthus, Valentinus, Cerdo or any of the many earliest competing and arguing cults and sects gurus because none of them were Hyperboreans (I treat it all more like sleuthing the various characters and plots in a typical mystery novel or Stephen King book). But as an intriguing synopsis of the final important points; Marcion is believed by many scholars, with valid supporting evidences, to be the first author of the very first Christian “gospel”, Marcion preached that the OT vengeful, genocidal, murdering, laws and rules giving, sacrifices demanding, wrathful absurd infantile, malevolent god is incompatible with and not the same god of Christianity, Marcion and his growing movement preached that Jesus was not even physically born on Earth or resurrected but was instead a descending phantasm from beyond who only took on a seemingly human form (so it also lacks a nativity birth narrative just like the Mark gospel novel coincidentally), many evidences point to and are a view supported by many scholars that all 4 later gospels are actually derived from Marcion’s gospel, especially Luke-Acts which appears to be mainly a redacted version of Marcion with added anti-Marcion intent and more fabricated and contradictory Paul and disciples stories again with the focus being mainly anti-Marcion intent (nobody seems to have even written anything anywhere about any Jesus or the Paul character until Marcion, which is very strange). Marcion himself and later Marcionites argued that it was the other cults and sects gurus who were instead adding fabricated events, words and magical events onto the original text and not Marcion deleting any text, Marcion claimed his information came from Hebrew OT text but especially the actual received writings circulating in the earliest and nascent church, Marcion did not include any prophetic apocalypse revelation book material either, Marcion preached the NT god was a new alien never before known god and not related to the Yahweh-Jehovah tribal god of Israel, he claimed the words of the Jesus phantasm and OT Yahweh-Jehovah god were incompatible, for his preaching and missionary work he and the later Marcionites were persecuted for centuries by the later and today so-called “church fathers” thought-police politburo until even into the 10th century with even punishments of death for still present adherents.

Is this proof of something? that jesus is living in the cyberghetto realms and is going to blast the planet with them prophesized holy ghost righteous dance moves to defeat the nations, the beast, false prophet and dragon and then amaze the locusts with headspins at the Euphrates river? (with the added bonus of brand spanking new bowls, lamps and trumpets). Perhaps.

These traveling theologizing-inventing gurus were arriving to councils and meetings with different views and beliefs and abstract concepts from places like Syria, Alexandria (Egypt), Antioch (Turkey), Damascus, Nineveh (Assyria), Armenia, Carthage (Tunisia), Ephesus (Turkey), Chalcedon, Bythinia Asia Minor and many other strange places that have no history of stuffed cabbage rolls or painted easter eggs, each coming to argue their version of beliefs with the others, and even their own versions of bibles with others, who also brought very different versions of bibles/text than others. It was sects, gurus and cults all over the place. But all these places and times have nothing to do with my personal history, Croatians aren’t from those places and times and they had no part to play in all those synods and councils that were constantly against each other and couldn’t agree if there even was a physical Jesus character at all, all they had was stories and more fables. I don’t even speak Syrian, Tunisian or Egyptian anyway, It’s frikin’ ridiculous and so are these televangelist actors who go even more beyond the boundaries of absurdity and fables delirium. Basically the bible is no word of any god whatsoever, but instead it’s the result of many thousands of arguments, meetings, banishments and more councils ad nauseam through centuries…..and even today. Don’t take my word for it, the Lord came down to me in a vision and let me know in my heart, he spoke to me and told me that they’re full of, what we in Croatian refer to as “sranje, glupost i bezveze ludost.” Even today these types can’t agree, there are too many different churches, cults, sects and offshoot organizations to list here. The way things are going these days Jesus will soon be a traveling she-male gay scat porn farmer and part-time fix-it guy from Detroit who’s robe was made of lettuce and wearing a coconut-banana hat, he could rap like Biggie, dance like a drunken dive bar floozy and walk on clouds like Ana Pavlova whenever he felt like it, as well as play the banjo blindfolded standing on his head, GLO-RY!

About 95 percent of the content of Mark’s text appears in Matthew’s text and more than 50 percent of the Mark text is in the Luke text, an undeniable fact and a tell tale evidence of plagiarism. Therefore also evidence of not separate independent authorship as some preachers like to believe and fraudulently claim but it’s instead just a linear mutation of the oldest Mark text (although all 3 synoptic gospels are anonymously written in Greek similar in style to Greek Tragedy dramas and plays and nobody actually even knows who wrote them as the names were applied in the late 2nd century by another anonymous person-editor, they come across more as separately edited versions of a fictional play with different acts-chapters as the author(s) saw fit and that fit best with their already existing ideas, whoever the author’s were). Basically, using other writings as crib sheets/cheat sheets is not authentic independent anything but rather supports the argument that the gospels novels are linear continuation redactions of mythology.

What is the so-called “Gospel Truth” anyway?…Well it depends which gospel novel you read and believe, with so many errors, contradictions, and added and changed information between them then “Gospel Truth” has the same meaning as “Fiery Snow” or more correctly it actually has no meaning, **an imaginary suspension of disbelief “Pretend Truth” in the mind that needs no proofs or even common sense**. It seems a large part of the conundrum and numerous contradictions in the first 3 synoptic gospels, (Mark, Luke, Matthew, not including the anonymously written John which is the last written novel and a very different thing of its own) are that the “anonymously written” Mark gospel was written first, and the later “anonymously written” Luke and Matthew books just basically plagiarized Mark largely and even verbatim word for word. Around 95 percent of the content of Mark’s text appears in Matthew’s text and more than 50 percent of the Mark text is in the Luke text. However, if wrongly presented as being 3 independent witness sources as many televangelist preachers do, then why would the so-called Luke and Matthew anonymous authors largely plagiarize word for word from a book written by another unknown writer who never met any Jesus character, and never even lived in Palestine or during the time period in question, plagiarizing from a person not even remotely qualified to be writing any sort of witness books in the first place? Good question. But more perplexing and problematic, why the heck start adding a whole bunch of different contradictory information including changing and reversing events, or more interesting to note why would the anonymously written Mark gospel leave such supposedly basic fundamental important information out of his book in the first place? (but he strangely mentions a young man fleeing naked during the arrest of Jesus because that’s more important to know probably than just resurrecting and floating to the cosmos?). For instance Mark starts his story off after Jesus being given a bath by John the locust eater, his Jesus is peculiar and very secretive and even unable to perform miracles at certain times, Mark does not include any information about any miraculous virgin birth or nativity scene or a super genius ‘tween Jesus who disobeys his parents and wows the elders in the temple, and there’s no insinuation or doctrine of any divine pre-existence either (strangely decades later the anonymous John gospel writer does a 180 degree turn and writes almost exclusively about and highlighting the pre-existent theology aspect), “Mark” doesn’t include an amazing walking on water scene or raising a dead Lazarus, in Mark he’s secretive always speaking in parables so much so that even his disciples don’t understand what he’s talking about and the parables were meant only for them anyway and not anyone else (“Mark” also doesn’t go on to explain the secret meanings or the point of many of the parables), in “Mark” his disciples basically come across as bumbling, forgetful and obtuse lackeys most of the time and at the end as fleeing cowards, (eg: after the feeding of the 5,000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish “miracle” story, not long afterwards the disciples are confounded and bewildered about how in the world they were going to feed 4,000 people with 7 loaves and 2 fishes, geez talk about short term memory and being obtuse as if just falling off a pumpkin wagon, they don’t even come across as real people but instead as supporting actors), unlike unlike Matthew and Luke, Mark makes no attempt to amazingly trace Jesus’ ancestry back to King David, Abraham or Adam with a wowee genealogy such as the contradictory genealogies found in Luke and Matthew, in Mark he is simply just “a son of Mary” and Joseph is not even named. Among many other problematic inconsistencies probably the most surprising is the ending of Mark, where the Jesus character basically is quickly sentenced by Pilate because of the Sanhedrin’s consensus and he doesn’t much complain or have any discussions or speeches at any trial, he soon dies fairly quickly after being abandoned, and in the original ending there are absolutely no post-resurrection appearances of any Jesus to anybody at anytime whatsoever and no words or promises spoken either (Waaa? No resurrection? you must be confused of course there was a resurrection that’s supposed to be the most important part of the whole book plot and the entire world history you imbecile, why would he leave out a resurrection and the teleporting and zombies if that’s the most important thing you lying heretic infidel storyteller”…but nope it’s actually not in there according to anonymous “Mark” so it probably wasn’t that important to know, not as important as that running naked guy because that there is some important information that the reader needs to know). How is it then that the later anonymously written “Luke” and “Matthew” novels (and “John” after them) reverse and change endings, events and other things and then add so much more events, information and contradictions after plagiarizing a huge chunk of text material from a guy who’s not even supposed to be in the loop? Good question again. If you were writing a personal eyewitness account about someone or something wouldn’t you write from the very start about the way it was and the way you saw it in your own personal words? Would you even write a biography and quotes used about someone living in a city from 1920 and then just plagiarize 50% to 95% of some other person’s written work who wasn’t even alive at the time or living there or even see or witness anything? (Plus televangelists like to insist that the anonymously written “Mark” text was written around 70 CE, however today and for quite some time we know that is very unlikely and is only the hypothetically earliest date possible after the Roman destruction of the temple during their Siege of Jerusalem, many scholars are actually of the opinion based on studying the text material fragments that “Mark” (the Mark version known today) was probably written circa. 90-120 CE or most probably even later, and all the gospels probably as late as the 3rd century, circa 200 CE, because what they read like before that we don’t know because there’s no sources or fragments). Basically the only thing that can be gleaned from the text of the oldest first anonymously written “Mark” author story with any certainty is that the Jesus character was a man with human parents who was eventually sentenced to death with the Sanhedrin’s urging and then he soon died fairly quickly never being heard or seen again by anyone, with no later added text about walking through walls afterwards or a babbling in tongues party (hint-hint scamvangelists and your infernal verbal diarrhea) or any promised miracles and snake handling superpowers etc. Mark’s story simply ends with some scared women running from a tomb with some guy sitting inside and then saying nothing to anyone about anything and then close the curtains and put on the theatre lights basically, end of the movie folks and please remember to put your litter in the bin on the way out.

The gospels are useless data when it all boils down to historicity, no more true than Old Testament fables novels or any other wild claim recorded in history for which we have no eyewitness source and no objective corroboration of any kind. The Gospels were not written by eyewitnesses. They don’t even claim to be. Yet were written an average lifetime after the events they purport, in a period when we cannot establish any eyewitness was still alive. And we can neither locate nor name any witness they claim to have consulted. In fact, not a single Gospel claims to have consulted any eyewitness whatsoever. Luke just says he used prior Gospels/Novels/Stories. And we know which ones from the plagiarism: Mark and Matthew, yet neither Mark nor Matthew claim to be witnesses either, nor write like witnesses, nor cite any witness as a source for anything they relate. To claim these facts as somehow eyewitness proof or evidence of anything is ridiculous, we don’t even know who wrote them, not a clue, the gospels really are just useless data but mostly fabrications and agendas driven inventions, even primarily aimed many times at other so-called “Christians” living in ancient Canaan/Palestine at the time anyway and not meant for gentiles living in other countries and continents.

All I can say is, if some people feel mad or whatever, I’m just the messenger, the messenger with the truths just commenting on the actual written text and it’s meanings. I’m not the one who’s been making stuff up or talking about contradictory anonymously written scrolls and letters as absolute truth of the universe, adding text and deleting text, changing and inventing meanings and using mental gymnastics to make up more fabulist abstract concepts stuff up for centuries and centuries, and even still today. I’m not the one trying to pass off and get people to believe in ancient Bronze Age and Iron Age Mesopotamian religions evil wandering demon characters, concepts, gods and legends, in Egyptian netherworld tortures and burning lakes of fire, in ancient Canaanite and Ugaritic spirits and concepts, in Zoroastrian fiery doomsdays and resurrections to fiery doom etc. I’m not out there telling you what to believe or not believe and hiding text from you, and I’m not telling anyone to be a new Joshua to slaughter the infidel Gerber baby either. I’m just putting information out for the benefit of the reader, information that is already out there written out and I’m just commenting on it and putting it in perspective in the real world. (also importantly, DO NOT do anything rash or extreme like crucifying or stoning your local weatherperson, doctor, scientist, archaeologist or astronomer etc (including all those infidel chefs and bartenders blatantly spreading them heretical crab, shrimp, lobster and beers recipes transgressions against the law), for blatantly blaspheming the scriptures by proving the earth is round circling the sun and not a flat disc held up on pillars, that the sky is blue not because of a great wall of floating water but because gases and particles in earth’s atmosphere scatter sunlight into refracted light waves, that it snows and rains because of moisture, temperature changes, precipitation and the earth’s axis tilt not because god is tipping the rain jars and opening the snow storage shed doors, that there were people in Europe hunting bisons and cave painting during the LGM Ice Age tens of thousands of years before Adam was made and even before bison were made, that human specimens can’t and don’t live for centuries (especially 969 years like a Methuselah, pfff as if), that snakes don’t have vocal chords, that it’s impossible for the sun and moon to stay still in the sky and the earth to stop rotating for a full day, that diseases are actually germs, bacteria, viruses, cells, parasites and microorganisms and not demon possession or demon’s shenanigans etc, etc, etc). If anything, if you are shocked or even mad you should be mad at yourself, upset as to why you didn’t look into things that directly affect your eternity, supposedly, as the story goes. Mad at yourself for believing things that have no foundation in facts or truth, believing in things, events and in imaginary people that you always thought sounded far fetched and ludicrous, terrible ridiculous stories, but you just went along with the show anyway. I’m not saying I have all the answers about the cosmos and eternity and the meaning of the universe, not even close. I may and probably do know everything about Croatian topics stuff, but not these things, unlike those lying faith seeds television scoundrels who say they do know without a doubt, but they don’t.

Angry as to how you’ve been believing crap and following various guidelines just because you thought it will all be worth it in the end like a prize, and that you’ll be immortal and floating in the clouds happily ever after with wings and wearing a long white robe living eternally as priests of god, which is the great promise. Mad for sitting there listening to people, when you really get down to the crux of the matter, who are telling you that you don’t know how to read or think or use your brain and shouldn’t even attempt to. You should be angry at all the shucksters out there and their carnival sideshow acts, at all their fake miracles and fake made up stories and ridiculous logic and views, you should be mad at them because they are proving my points before I even type one letter, even just the few mentioned and shown here are on a regular basis proving that that they are spreading lies and subversive fake stories, they are regularly proving that their beliefs are b.s. because they’re just constantly acting, inventing things and faking things and don’t even know what a new testament, old testament or bible really is or where it came from or who it was written for or what it all means. Don’t you have to admit that when these types don’t have real irrefutable facts and historical reality or have contradictory vortexes to escape, then that’s why they have to resort to inventing fables, meanings, faking miracles and performing 3rd rate magician tricks to prove their holy positions? Like I said, maybe you would have been better off taking up archaeology, poetry, music and looking for that snake that could talk, boy now that would be amazing and wondrous. I can’t speak for all people, but I’m personally one of those types that doesn’t like being lied to and made to look like an illiterate clueless moron dufus who believes anything from anybody, but that’s just me.

And just what the heck is going on here? I don’t know why but all these biblical genealogist writers and their glorious Gematria numerology calculations sure are amazing, probably the best genealogists ever (even though the Matthew and Luke gospels are vastly different and contradictory and even have different father’s names of Joseph right from the start). Because most people are very lucky to go back even just to medieval times (seriously, thousands of more times amazing than if a Croatian today could accurately trace their lineage right back to one of the early Croats who lived in and around the Carpathians and northern Central Europe in the Early Common Era, or a German, French and English person today accurately tracing back to the Charudes, Franks and the Britones, Cruithni or Picts, back to someone roasting chestnuts and chopping broccoli in medieval Paris, London or Berlin and similar scenarios, heck even going back to a special person walking around and fishing at the Danube river during the Last Glacial Maximum in Pannonia), but instead these guys can supposedly go right back to the very beginnings of the planet and dinosaurs times even before the invention of the wheel or fire. WOW now that’s amazing genealogy information gathering that’s for sure! (actually it’s also just one of the numerous obvious and proven examples of where the anonymous gospel novels writers are simply inventing different things and arguing with each other).

Using various televangelist preacher logic and fabricated alternate universes mental gymnastics I can even make the above 2 images make perfect biblical sense, and so the gospel truth….Back then after the flood and all the dinosaurs and animals were let free, Jesus then promised not to destroy the world by water again but instead next time by fire and other winged multi-headed beasts and creatures and things, so as a sign of his promise he made the very first rainbow appear which can still be seen even to this day…Later after being born and moving to or not moving to Egypt for 3 years, he became a carpenter for about 30 years and started getting bored of making chairs, pig pens and bird houses, Jesus after a heavenly vision from heaven, where he used to live most of the time, predicted color televisions and Game of Thrones DVDs and all were astounded and amazed as per the illustration seen above (for this the pharisees tried to kill him because he predicted and carried the television back home on a Sunday), it is also known as the earliest prophecy depiction of Christmas and Boxing Day. (It was verily a prophecy of future televangelists and miracle faith seeds heal-a-thons harvests where the television verily is the church as well as the rock upon which the television shall sit upon), and today Game of Thrones DVDs are very available at every Walmart and Best Buy just as he promised….Billy and Susan didn’t believe in the bible stories or hocus pocus magics and they didn’t praise the Zoroastrian inspired Yahweh-Jehovah or Allah on Sundays, who are both Jesus’ dad btw, but instead they watched Scooby-Doo cartoons and The Addams Family reruns, that’s why Billy and Susan are now rightfully in the egyptian eternal lake of fire hell lava pools (aka hell these days) along with the heretical Hindus, Buddhists, Natives Peoples and the Jebusites and other tribes, to be forced to listen to gospel rap eternally forever and ever without end eternally. Images: unusualcards.com.

Guaranteed that if a televangelist became president dollar bills would start to look very different, probably the scene with Joshua slaughtering those dagnabit infidel gentile Gerber babies and all the donkeys and oxen would be on them also and that stopping the earth rotating and moon orbiting scene too probably, those scenes are just too good not to put on.

Actually, when you really think about it, wouldn’t it make more sense to do the televangelist seed faith miracles the other way around from the very start? It’s all about the faith anyway, that’s all that’s needed or required anyway, it’s more common sense too. Who has more faith than them anyway? because they’re God’s spokespeople already, handpicked instrument mouthpieces who already have been given faith gifts of performing miracles and cures, they verily already have proven that they already have the magic powers given unto them to perform various faith miracles already and possess the holy gabbing powers from the Lord, (because they have the faith), so it’s really only common sense to put that already proven faith into action already for God’s glory, the faith seeds multiplications will surely give even more praise and glory to his name and Zion. Look, only just the televangelist or his organization really have to send the faith seeds which will multiply, because if they send out just even 10, 50 100 or 1000 dollar faith seeds to lots or even just some of their viewers or members, it will verily be multiplied many fold unto the stars and even as far as the tribe of Midianites.

ACTUAL REAL PHOTO PROOF SHOWING THE HOLY GHOST DESCENDING THROUGH THE TELEPHONE LINES AND WITNESSED BY MANY.
24 hour telephone operators are always ready to take your credit card information, faith shekels seeds donations for the temple coffers and to listen to your hopes and wishes for books, books, books and more books and DVDs, it’s verily true (and you can even literally see the holy spirit descending through the telephone lines to the holy tax-free bank temples and expense accounts, the temple and coffers have been saved and Abraham, Moses, Joshua and Ezekiel are also verily rejoicing with trumpets and golden lamps unto the Sea of Galilee and Zion I tell you (Let’s give the Lord a big round of applause for a really, really, really great show people!), what foolishness it is to verily deny this fact, Gimme that Ol’ Time religion shenanigans GLO-RY!). *Btw compare the fake world map on the wall to the real biblical worldview universe map shown and discussed near the beginning of this post*

Only just the televangelist has to get a loan, not lots of nameless people who might not really even have the faith, this even statistically works out best for everyone involved, especially in terms of paperwork. When the person receives their seed and it multiplies, then they just keep the original puny seed or a portion of it, and send all the new loads of extra seeds back to the televangelist to mightily runneth over the temple coffers. It’s a win-win can’t miss example of the statistically best outcome scenario also. Like I said, they already have the faith anyway so that faith is being wasted, being able to perform miraculous cures and speak languages is proof from God that they have the faith already, so it’s a guaranteed success for everyone involved and they would verily be fools not to. No more telethons and high phone bills, much less envelopes, name tags and photocopying costs, much less oil, sand and water vials overhead and storage, much less staff and clothing allowances needed, a lot less emails and lightbulbs etc. The results will wow many people and they shall be astonished all the way to Zion, this will result in even many more people flocking to the crusades and studios to watch their television shows and they shall verily buy even more books across the lands even unto the Sea of Galilee, the Dead Sea and the Edomites and beyond.

ACTUAL REAL PHOTO OF FABULIST CHICANERY TAKING PLACE.
Fellow spurious fraudster maggots abominations gather around and hands on leader, must save leader with the holy ghost, personal butler genie, ratings, temple coffers and my hotel reservations. (one other thing I’ve noticed is that they always have some nice plants around the stage, curtains, plants and shrubs etc, sometimes even fake trees and flowers and plastic columns, and that the televangelists never bacon dance just only their fraudulent deluded actor minions usually). Another fact which I think many televangelists are not even aware of is that the bible wasn’t written in English, (perhaps shocking to the 700 Club and 100 Huntley Street minions but true), it was written in Hebrew, Aramaic, and Koine Greek, and of the 3 languages the Jesus character in the stories would have spoken Aramaic not Hebrew and definitely not Greek. How is it then that when they babble their made up nonsensical meaningless gibberish lip-flapping noises they never speak in any of those 3 languages ever or even any tongue that anyone can understand? And can you imagine having to spend eternity with these people?, which you will if you believe them and their biblical nonsense superheroes, imaginary fables god and fabulist hocus pocus nonsense fake miracles faith seeds shows, ouuuuuu shivers…no thanks I’ll take what’s behind door #2.

Also take the Qur’an as another similar later example of fiction and absurdity, (which must be remembered is just yet another offshoot Abrahamic religion Yahwehism-Jehovahism sect using the same oldest fables and characters), much of what is written in the Qur’an (Koran) is just taken from the Hebrew Torah, and the much later added text is so unintelligible in so many spots to the point where it requires all kinds of special “interpreters” and “scholars” to explain semantics, meanings and just to tell you what it’s about, otherwise the reader will think they’re reading text written by and about a bunch of schizophrenic delusional characters suffering from heat stroke. It’s not the purpose of this post or main topic being explored, but since it’s included as 1 of the 3 “Abrahamic religions”, the unaware reader should at least be made aware and know that it basically also utilizes the same early fables and stories of the Hebrew bible, and although it’s the 3rd and most recent religion to appear it is by far the most bloodiest and violent especially considering it’s shorter history. From the earliest genocidal military campaigns and jihads of the new emerging religion, the many numerous thousands of murders, beheadings and even slavery, all across the Middle East to Africa and into Asia, and then simultaneously the Iberian peninsula of Spain and later attempting to take over Europe during centuries of jihads, the early centuries new religion of Islam was primarily founded on conquest, force, much spilled innocent blood and murders. The Koran also incorporates all kinds of strange and odd literary fragments that no average person can understand what it means, who wrote it or what the point of the text is, all the meanings are applied only later in various and contradictory ways to make it seem that some sort of sense is being made when it’s actually not (the consensus is that about 1/5th of the Koran was actually written in a Non-Arab language, many scholars think it was Hebrew and that the meaning has been completely lost). It’s not really even known who wrote the various texts that later eventually became part of the Islamic holy text.

And even many Muslim scholars and archaeologists (and many former Muslim scholars and writers of course) today readily admit that Muhamud likewise most assuredly never existed, but was instead invented decades later by traveling Arab conquerers as they went around slaughtering villages and towns with people who wouldn’t join their cause, (basically using the same genocide and massacres playbook as the Jews in the Old Testament ala good ol’ Joshua etc, Abrahamic religions brotherhood and all that) and so they just went making up more stories and rules as they went along from place to place…

A perfect example of some previous points and which can also be applied to all three Abrahamic religions texts, i.e. – bible and torah, because if someone was to just read each or any of them from cover to cover that would be enough for any rational person living in the real world to say what a load of rubbish garbage and declare themselves an atheist or at least a committed agnostic, as a retort as per the anonymously written text’s presented claims, characters, events, behaviorisms, cosmological and world view etc in the written texts which ultimately is the very foundation of the religion (i.e. – not listening to some obscurant guru quoting cherry picked excerpts, their personal abstract concepts, mental gymnastics fabricated meanings and theologies and Bronze Age/Iron Age hocus pocus meanings and fabulist invented explanations to disregard blatant contradictions etc, if the person knows how to read then why follow what a fabulist charlatan says that the text means according to their personal whims? That’s brainwashing subversive mind control. Image: exmuslimmemes.com.

**Feel free to make up your own captions.**

I know what you’re thinking…Cairo?..Algiers?..Tunis?..
Baghdad?..Tehran?..Morocco?..Senegal?..Tripoli?..
Islamabad?..Somalia?..Ethiopia?..Toronto?..
Halifax?…Turkey?..Kabul?…nope, the home of Benjamin
Franklin, Independence Hall and the Philadelphia Flyers…
Philadelphia of course.

Without even getting into the whole sharia clitoris thing, another Abrahamic religion that believes they have the revealed truth and best civilizational ideals and correct beliefs for the world, I don’t know if they mean this real world or an alternate universe world or just a world somewhere in some universe anyway. Which btw reminds me, when you see leaders of various sects and of the 3 Abrahamic religions especially, sometimes have meetings or photo ops where they start again in unison with their fabulist mental gymnastics delusions speeches and all that “…bla bla bla, yes…yes we are just brothers and people of the book, we are all heirs to the promise of Abraham…bla bla bla, we stand together in unity and peace, love and understanding and empathy understanding of unison in brotherhood of the prophets and patriarchs bla bla bla (kiss-kiss, shake hands for the cameras), for we are all children of Abraham and the promises to Noah and Jacob and Moses and bla bla bla…). Like have they all lost their minds and gone totally insane bonkers? Do I look like I just fell off the stooge moron idiot truck to believe such abominations absurdity? What reality and universe are these people living in anyway?

…The earliest biography of Muhamud was written by Ibn Ishaq only in the late 8th century and this is the primary source for later writings, etc. Even Ibn al-Rawandi and Abu Isa al-Warraq, just to name a few of many other Islam critics from early times, they believed Islam to be a very erroneous and concocted fiction with many instances of absurdity and ridiculous stories, and that was already in their 9th century writings. Numerous scholars remind that both the name ‘Muḥamud’ (“the blessed one”) and ‘Ali’ (“the elevated one”) originated not as given personal names but as titles, they were actually titles given to Jesus by the Pre-Islamic Arab Christians, even by Syriac Christians in the Sassanid Empire, a dominant Torah-observant Christian sect under the Caliphate, with “Muhamud” originating as in fact a title for Jesus, so Muhamud is probably a later fused together merging of several later Muhamud characters and stories, in the earliest Non-Muslim sources in the 630’s CE, which predate the Muslim sources about Muhamud by 300-400 years, he was usually simply described as the first of the Arab kings, in Syriac sources of this period who were some of the earliest victims the conquests were seen primarily as Arab, and not Muslim (Especially that one Islamic tradition about the Buraq, a creature said to have transported Muhamud to heaven which is described as a white animal, half-mule, half-donkey, with wings on its sides and a handsome face, originally introduced into the story of Muhamud’s night journey from Mecca to Jerusalem and back explaining how the journey between the cities could have been completed in a single night, in some traditions he is a steed with the head of a woman and the tail of a peacock. As the story of the night journey became connected with that of Muhamud’s ascension to heaven, the Buraq replaced the ladder as Muhamud’s means of access into heaven (Wow just like straight out of a Disney cartoon or those 80’s fantasy movies, because if you’re going to ascend to heaven you might as well do it in style while on top of a lightspeed flying magical creature).

Also there are no contemporary inscriptions from the time of Muhamud’s alleged existence or for decades later after his death, other leader’s and even “personal companions” names they are mentioned in inscriptions, but not Muhamud. There is no archaeological corroboration (coins, inscriptions, or attesting manuscripts, of documents or literature, dating to within his life or very near it, other than the Quran which is not a valid historical text source, supposedly Muhamud himself didn’t even know how to read or write either, which is sort of weird). The earliest coins mentioning Muhamud start in 685 CE and the earliest inscriptions mentioning Muhamud start in 691 CE (dates that are fifty to sixty years after his purported death). Many scholars believe the Quran is just a redaction of a Pre-Islamic Syriac holy text (or texts), because it’s well known Islam is actually just a sect and offshoot of Judaism and Christianity (although Christians, Jews but especially Muslims would be embarrassed to admit it, Islam is in many ways is just the first Mormonism, Jehovah’s Witnesses and other similar heretical cults), except keeping more obscure Jewish Torah rules such as requiring circumsion, prohibition of eating pork and other rules, so Islam is actually much closer to Judaism (Hence why Jewish bible superheroes and characters they insist are instead Muslim superheroes and characters, and that there explains a lot about the Midle East, aka the “Holy Land”, aka “the Universe” etc). There are many documented accounts of the emerging Muslim armies starting in the 7th century slaughtering many, many thousands of innocent people all over the Middle East, simply for not converting. Some of the earliest examples outside of Arabia was during the Muslim conquest of the Indian subcontinent starting in the early 8th century, there are many written accounts of mountains of piled skulls being left behind by the invading Muslim forces, mostly Hindus killed as well as the simultaneous destruction of numerous temples, places of worship and homes, and that at least 30 million people were killed between 1000 CE and 1500 CE. However many scholars after careful studies of the sources and information place the Muslim jihads in India death toll more accurately to around 80 million people killed, and they even call it “the bloodiest story in history”, as in “the bloodiest story in all of recorded history…ever”. It’s basically also the only reason Pakistan exists today because it’s a direct result of those jihads. However even well before this during their conquests of Syria, Persia and into Palestine in the 7th century, recorded contemporaneous sources tell how it was Muhamud’s Arab armies that killed and slaughtered up to ten’s of thousands a day including destroying homes, cattle and olive oil and olive groves and crops, a few particular recorded sources are especially bizarre and ironic, when his armies invaded Palestine and Gaza killing 10,000 people in one day and destroying villages and buildings, another day 4,000 poor villagers were killed and many others taken captive, and much more of the same recorded examples. It’s ironic because 95% of Palestinians today are Muslim faith and in Gaza it’s around 98%. How this can be considered the religion of peace exactly is quite problematic then and contradictory unless you live in an alternate universe existence (btw, Hinduism is often regarded as the oldest religion in the world according to known data, and definitely the oldest of the world’s 6 major religions, I’m not Hindu that’s just the facts and written sources and evidences). Just some basic supplementary information to keep in mind when talking about these so-called “Abrahamic religions” nonsense rigmarole and people of the book absurdity, it’s just delusional outright lies. As for that self-styled Islam as a “religion of peace” mantra, Oh, Puh-leeze! it has more innocent deaths, killings and blood on its tentacled hands, even in just the India example alone, than most humanoids can even fathom, and over a billion Indians will beg to differ too I’m sure. And then there’s even the problematic “The Satanic Verses” that were part of earliest Islamic texts conundrum and the other Koran text which says that their Allah (aka God I guess or whatever) is the best schemer and master of lies and deception, and early Koran text where even Muhamud thought he was demon-possesed by Satan and he mistook it for divine revelation. Interestingly and strangely though even the very concept and idea of the new Devil/Satan character was directly borrowed from Judaism and Christianity also just as lots of the other characters and superheroes (or maybe just God is playing tricks and deceiving them as per the Koran, because perhaps the Devil is really an Angel or God himself just being a schemer trickster to test their faith or gullability?). But anyway that’s all a different topic including more fiction, characters, strange abstract concepts and agendas, and there’s lots of other websites, scholars, authors, books and blogs including by former Muslims, covering and exposing those topics anyway, back to this blog post and the original topics.

Jesus hiding them 6,000 year old dinosaur bones under the fig tree, the one he cursed and destroyed for not growing fruit out of season, which is a big no-no (take that you pointless stupid fig tree! Lesson learned?…If there’s no apples on the tree out of season, chop that f****r down because it’s a stupid pointless good for nothing tree), actually he had no choice but to hide the bones and fix the mistakes his father made, because 6,000 years ago when he made the world he also mistakenly planted massive amounts of overwhelming evidence contradicting this.

There are so many contractions in the biblical written material (and that’s not even including just plain wrong information, fabricated characters, events, hocus pocus magic episodes, failed prophecy predictions and general absurdity instances), that many televangelists and their supporters actually think or believe (or give only the impression that they think or believe it) that there aren’t any contradictions at all…”There’s no contradictions at all, it’s all perfect and fine and dandy”. And very important to remember, we are not talking about petty contradictions like what color or what rock concert t-shirt Moses, Joshua or Jonah or such and such was wearing, whether Jesus raised one hand or two hands or to which side he parted his hair, that such and such wore this or that brand of shoes, was it 1 zombie or 2 zombies or was it 7 zombies who were only allegories, if a zombie falls in the forest will anyone see it or hear it or write about it or is it just a zombie metaphor? etc. We are talking about contradictions that require the excuse-maker to fix god’s mistakes basically, to rewrite what the anonymous writer wrote, to give information and meanings that the anonymous writer wasn’t even implying or writing, by using all sorts of mental gymnastics, abstract concepts and personal obscurant fabulism to attempt to fix the written mistakes authored by god. Contradictions that are massive, huge and even gigantic in scope and consequences, where they affect or destroy the very premises claimed and even the very theological foundations and basis of the religion, cult, sect.

That pretty well explains a large part of the problem, lying telescamvangelists keep insisting that the laws, rules, history, legends, traditions, customs, superheroes and contract between the specific Jehovah-Yahweh deity and his personally chosen tribe of mostly wandering desert sheepherders, and according to the narratives of the biblical text just only between them, yet that they somehow also apply to every humanoid on every continent in every country on the entire planet, thus making everyone on the planet originating from Abraham who in the novels was a rich wandering travelling many camels and slaves owning Babylonian magus sorcerer guru from Ur of the Chaldeans/Mesopotamia (i.e. Iraq) to give secret important news scoop tips, hints and directions, pfff as if, that’s just pathetic, telescamvangelists in their fabulist delirium sure do believe and say lots of absurd pointless things.

Even their underwear? I personally change my underwear once and sometimes twice a day so all I can say is Ewwwww, that’s nothing to brag about. Who the heck wants to wear 40 year old underwear? Talk about mythomania.

**No thanks, I’ll stick with propane or charcoal thank you very much, it gives a better aroma and charbroiled steaks.**

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**(I think I saw that movie just last week, I’m pretty sure Nicolas Cage was in it, or maybe it was Tom Hardy I forget).**

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(so let me get this straight, god could directly affect hundreds or many thousands of soldiers on the battlefield towards victory, he could make over 50,000 Israelites get instantly zapped to death by falling fire and many of them die by fiery serpents, but for some strange reason he can’t affect someone holding a measly magic wand for just a little while longer, now that sure is some hocus pocus shenanigans).

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**(self-explanatory, I’ve got some good jokes I could have put here but I’ll let it go for now, it is what it is).**

Like I said, it’s very strange when contradictions drivel-spewing televangelists constantly like to use deliberate obscurantism during their biblical universe fables source amnesia delirium to portray old testament superheroes characters as being Christians on the same team, or that the televangelist is somehow transformed into or a relative of a Hebrew character in the Levant deserts thousands of years ago, or is somehow today Jewish also for some nonsensical pointless reason, it’s just really pathetic and only morons would fall for it, which many do. Plucking only just specific passages and text quotes for their books especially out of context is also popular as discussed, which then becomes some newly imagined personal meanings mumbo jumbo and all that “Lord spoke to me in the shower”, “God said while I was chopping onions” and “The Lord let me know while I was eating cake/mowing the lawn” charlatanism (the master of the universe has nothing better to do than give you special murky hunches and feelings because you’re a real important humanoid specimen doing very important stuff), including many times from the book of Deuteronomy as the one example quoted above shows, and there’s many more similarly absurd disturbing warped quotes and text in even just the book of Deuteronomy but somehow they’re never mentioned or discussed on their programs or in their books, it’s as if they don’t even exist. To put the quote in more normal everyday English context…”If a guy rapes a young virgin girl he will pay 50 shekels to her father, and then he must marry her and never divorce her.” Sure why not? Hmmm? That’s a very logical common sense law and it seems like a really great deal…for the rapist that is! LOL. (depending if one wants to faithfully follow this “god-given law”, 50 Jewish shekels comes out to around 15.75 American dollars after currency conversion, so a pretty good command deal from the lord actually, even though I’m straight I don’t think I would follow this god’s law because it’s less than the price of a pizza which is ridiculous). Heck, If we obeyed this law today we could have much more emptier jails and prisons and simultaneously have more happily married chaps and couples, all the rapists would be married to young virgins. Praizzze Gawd GLO-RY! as Kenneth Copeland likes to constantly chirp.

Yep, walking naked prophets was also a thing in the biblical times universe. This is one instance where I’m very glad the various prophet televangelists and preachers aren’t following the biblical example.

A large part of the problem it seems when reading even just modern approved versions (whatever that means) biblical texts, besides the usual deliberate obscurantism, is the very common problem and phenomena of selective and systemized amnesia. Televangelists are specialists when it comes to this phenomena and even many of their fraudster lackey minions and pew potatoes also, it’s almost miraculous just how often it happens. Heck, they could read a biblical text sentence, paragraph, chapter, verse or the whole book, but for some strange reason they then can’t even recall large parts or specific important parts and quotes that they just read, skipping over it like it doesn’t even exist (No No No! It’s not 7 pairs of each animal on the ark dum-dum it’s just 1 pair of each animal it says so right there can’t you read?!). Yep deliberate obscurantism and especially systemized and selective amnesia cherry picking text sure is a common conundrum and miraculous phenomena with lots of people when reading biblical stories that’s for sure.

A few words from a real speaker of truth and facts because he knows how to read, which many fraudsters don’t or don’t even go further back than the King James bible of the 17th century, you simply have to read the various earliest sources, know about the actual languages written and used at the times, by and for whom, why, when and where and of course the real histories and not just make stuff up to sound like you know what you’re talking about or just spewing out all sorts of abstract concepts that aren’t even part of the real world, otherwise anyone can do that. Televangelists and even many more pew potatoes and humanoids think they know about Ten Commandments but they don’t even know where they’re really originally derived from, what they really are or what they even mean and who they’re actually meant for and why, it’s really laughable and absurd when people “miraculously” lose the ability to read and think. (Interestingly also, according to the Ten Commandments specific guidelines every televangelist is actually supposed to be put to death, and even if you’re just at home reading this paragraph you’re by definition actually supposed to be put to death too (especially if it’s a Saturday), as well as any humanoids that send televangelists money envelopes or buy their books also because it’s by definition actually just blatant witchcraft and again punishable bydeath, thus sayeth the Lord of all them ancient desert guys and camels and lamps etc). On top of that, there’s lots more “Commandments” and not just 10 which is just a more modernized general catch phrase and in very basic point form, according to the Exodus fables text the original commandments go on and on for several chapters and they get really, really weird and absurd just as expected, (there’s no zany adventure, romantic drama or good action chase scenes at all). For example getting/kidnapping and keeping slaves and even severely beating slaves to within an inch of their life was permissible and quite ok, but you’re just not supposed to covet your neighbour’s slaves (along with not coveting their oxen, male and female servants and donkeys). Basically all the original Exodus commandments dealt mostly about shekels, Jewish and Non-Jewish slaves keeping rules, sanctifying rapes, how to sell daughters as sex slaves, how to steal the right holy way, how to do lots of sacrifices the right holy way, how to boil goats in goat’s milk the holy right way and of course numerous penalties of death rules, and according to the Exodus fables text they were meant specifically only for a specific bunch of illiterate desert nomads and sheep herders and their specific society living in desert tents thousands of years ago and only for them not for any other peoples already living there, because all the other men, women and chidren would all soon be slaughtered and ripped to pieces by the Jews anyway…just as ordered as per commandments as written in the text. Also interesting to note is that in their fable their god is described as a jelous angry volcano god but it’s where no volcanoes even exist, also described as a storm god, as fire, as thunder and lightning, as a shrub and most importantly as a puff of smoke…in a tent. Abrahamic religions demented delirium minds and overcompensating mythologies galore that’s for sure.

(WARNING – this following observational commentary information for the benefit of the reader may infuriate the reader making them mean bubbling mad and feeling indignantly victimized by subterfuge after the points are understood as being correct and exposing the nefarious televangelist’s obscurant fabricated lies and moral absurdness of their scumbag evil desert tribal deity just for the sake of harvest faith seeds and books. Here’s another brief example from many other absurd bible quotes that have perplexed theologions yet at the same time is a quote very popular with many telescamvangelists for some weird and absurd reason, because they strangely like to quote Jeremiah 1:5…”…”I knew you before I formed you in your mother’s womb…” as if it means something to them personally and so should mean something to the listener about the greatness of something or whatever and that supposedly “God” knew “YOU” before you were born and wow and bla bla bla” and pass the collection plate and glory be (I don’t know about the reader but personally speaking Jeremiah and all those other fables failed prophets and superheroes in the stories are nobody to me and I couldn’t care less what they supposedly said or thought or if they even existed because it really doesn’t concern me or reality in the real universe). However they have it all completely wrong anyway and can’t or most probably don’t want to even quote correctly “in context” (aka “obscurantism“), because the quote actually has absolutely nothing to do with the average general people anywhere at anytime at all, not you, not me, not anyone in the entire world back then or up to today, but the text excerpt is instead only regarding the Hebrew bible prophet character Jeremiah, aka “the weeping prophet” after whom the book is named, it’s instead about how he specifically was supposedly set apart to be a prophet while still in the womb and bla bla bla and that “God knew him already in the womb”. (In a way even more ridiculous and absurd because it’s supposedly Jeremiah himself who is writing about himself as if it’s god talking in his mind telepathically, delusional much?). The complete text quote of Jeremiah 1:5 actually continues on to read “….Before you were born I set you apart and appointed you as my prophet to the nations.”…that’s the entire complete quote, well la-di-da, woopty-doo and gosh darn glo-ry!. So the televangelists preachers are intentionally just implying pure rubbish and spreading intentional lies, (unless the reader is planning on becoming a Hebrew prophet named Jeremiah then it may mean something to you and involve you), the text is only and specifically regarding just only the Jeremiah character in the text and that’s it, as in nobody else…ever. The presented information in proper context means that the sly televangelists are basically trying to take a short selective snippet from a longer Hebrew prophet character subject quote and story (“cherry picking“) and twist it into something totally different with different meanings and theological claims (aka “deliberate obscurantism“). You see, they want us to believe that their Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah God can make the universe, billions of stars and hundreds of billions of galaxies etc, but then for some strange reason he also knew the above seen toddler in the womb before he was born…and yet was unable or didn’t want to easily fix a few measly chromosones in a fraction of a microsecond to give him arms and legs? (the same can of course be applied to many, many more similar scenarious regarding deformities, defects, incurable diseases, born without a brain, blind etc). Example: “Geez sorry can’t do it, I’m running late and some person lost their favourite necklace and is late for an appointment…someone really needs to win the lottery gotta go…a miracle 2nd half comeback needs some miraculous goals right now they need me…my homie Kenneth Copeland is in dire need of more jet plane donations pronto and faith seeds…No time kiddo Joyce Meyer really needs some marriage counseling and relationships cookies advice tips…Gotta cure some migraines and backaches for my bro Benny Hinn…sorry I can’t do it, somebody got lost in the forest gotta go…etc etc etc”. Is that what they want people with a brain to believe? Apparently so if even a little familiar with their fabulist fables fakery circus shows and tours. Well that’s just plain warped deranged then and actually just a sick twisted mind preaching of disturbing filth and dross theologies by using out of context trickster quote excerpts intended mainly just to get listeners to oooh and aaah with amazement and coming back for more, it’s verily unbalanced demented trash garbage basically and makes their god deity come across as a magical cosmic butler loathsome dirtbag. (In my definitions book a deity that chooses fixing car trouble or faith seeds miraculously over correcting a few easily fixed chromosones is a loathsome scumbag, ipso facto).

Example from a simple Google search and you can see how people just like to twist, intentionally mistranslate, invent new concepts and meanings using abstract mental gymnastics into something not found in the text, as usual and extremely common (the person answering even ridiculously starts including Jesus and concepts like adoption sonship into the mix when it’s about something else entirely, just blatantly distort and invent stuff there nefarious lying preacher guru answer guy to just make your own personal world reality make sense to you and make you feel better and muffins taste yummier), just liars making biblical text mean and say anything they want like it’s their own personal ventriloquist dummy, and people believe it no questions asked, just really fraudulent charlatans because the text is clearly only concerning the prophet Jeremiah. Is the reader planning on becoming a prophet named Jeremiah and time warping back to 570 BCE? I’m 100% positive you’re not and can’t.

Btw, you ever notice how the “God” in the various OT fables texts brags about making the universe in 6 days and he has the snow storage sheds and rain jars and put the earth on pillars etc? and he/it can supposedly make planets, stars, blackholes, trillions of galaxies and trillions of miles and many light years wide massive heat and particles clouds that give birth to solar systems, gravity, atoms, cell structures, diseases, immune systems, viruses, dinosaurs, plants, oceans, animals, angler fish and all that. But for some very strange reason he/it can’t make a boat or a box, or a tent, building or a temple, heck he couldn’t make some measly swords, helmets, shields or chariots to make the battles and military invasions much more easier, and a bunch of other simple to make things such as seed envelopes. What’s up with that? It basically seems he/it CAN make anything that humanoids CAN’T make, but he CAN’T seem to make things that humanoids CAN make, why not? now that sure is weird if you can make anything supposedly. Because even if he/it did make something that humanoids can make how would we even know that he/it made it? (But he still got duped by a talking snake in his very own garden which makes him invalid right from the start anyway).

**Back to good ol’ Joshua again, this one is so messed up on so many levels I actually feel there’s no need to explain anything because it’s so** obvious, **but I will anyway in case the reader may not know the most simpleton basics of reality and science in relation to** mythomania (which obviously the Old Testament writers had no clue about because of this example and numerous other absurd ridiculous snafus of reality). How about that Book of Joshua 10:13 where Joshua makes Moses look like an amateur miracles punk?, where Joshua is able to make the Sun and Moon stay still in the middle of the sky for a full day so that he’ll have enough daylight on the battlefield to slaughter the Canaanites (this after stones falling on them from the skies wasn’t enough). Like WTF? Makes for a great exciting story for Iron Age peasants or Sunday school 5 year olds to wow about with their cookies and other gullible idiots who would believe it, but if the Earth suddenly stopped spinning (which in reality is what would need to happen for the sun and moon to stay still in the sky for a full 24 hour day, or even for 12 or just a few extra hours, because the sun doesn’t revolve around earth like the moon does), then the atmosphere would still be in motion with the Earth’s original 1800 kilometer per hour rotation speed, this means rocks, topsoil, trees, buildings, all animals and all life on earth would be swept away into the atmosphere and outer space in a second, with global wide massive firestorms, super-mega tsunamis and magma inside the earth’s core erupting from every possible hole and crevice in earth’s surface causing instant super-mega massive earthquakes and volcanoes as a bonus and much more. An 1800 km/hr wind would be the end of it for everything and all life on the face of the planet in the blink of an eye and the planet within just a few minutes would look like it did 4 billion years ago. It’s really amazing how Joshua not only makes Moses seem like a puny miracles chump, but he even vastly outdoes the Jesus character too by leaps and bounds, by bending and warping multiple space and time realities at the same time, just only in one small geographic location though and nowhere else on the planet because it is the magical hocus pocus land after all (But on the bright side the Canaanites surely would have been slaughtered probably, after all it was a very important battle and they had to be defeated at any cost).

As mentioned previously and in the same general absurdity ballpark, in the books of Isaiah and 2 Kings, the prophet makes a sundial’s shadow hocus pocus magically move backwards as an omen to impress a foreign king. This wow goshdarn neato planet destroying trick even vastly outdoes Joshua up above for the same reasons (as in stopping the rotation of earth, then also going backwards, and then even stopping and then going forwards again, this is a result of when people attempt to conform the massive actual real universe to follow their primitive puny invented religious ideas and natural world beliefs….hello mental ward and colored candies!), we have now officially entered the “Levant Twilight Zone Universe” and you are now just one short step from talking snakes…oh wait that’s been done before, nevermind.

It’s really not all that surprising and actually explains a lot, because the biblical desert Yahweh-Jehovah tribal god admits himself in his very own novel in Isaiah 45: 7…..”I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the lord do all these things”, and that’s straight from the horse’s mouth so to speak. More about this interesting supposed “history” later.

**Before reading any biblical material, especially fables from the old testament, it’s highly recommended to take note of the above warning labels that really should be included.**

**Wise words, if you kill your slave you’re gonna get punished, but if they just almost die then you’re ok.**

**HAS A TOTALLY SANE GRIP ON REALITY APPPARENTLY.**
Jerry Falwell, another member of one of the mighty “Televangelist Infernal Trinity” sects groups very popular in the 1980’s especially, palaroonies with Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker, Paul Crouch, Jimmy Swaggart and a whole bunch of other lying fabulist scumbags who think America was founded by Billy Graham (Jim Bakker appointed Falwell to succeed him as head of his PTL ministry, which included the PTL Satellite Network, television program The PTL Club and the Christian-themed amusement park Heritage USA before it all went to hell)., and he was also one of those who like John Hagee believed that America is actually filled with Jewish people and that Jerusalem is the real capital of America which is really Israel, pfff living in a delusional alternate reality much? You ever notice how many sly lying diabolical telescamvangelists like to throw around that pointless term “gospel truth”? As if it’s supposed to mean something, as if being more true than regular truth or something 110% true?, it’s not just true…It’s TREUEEE….it’s Supetrue! That’s just hillarious though and quite an absurd pattern of thinking. Because in reality something is either true or not true, it’s true or false, there is no “gospel true” category or hazy murky mishmash of contradictions “gospel truth” choice. And based on just some of the facts shown here about all the erroneous information, numerous contradictions, wrong and false information about time chronologies, geography, fantastical magical powers and superheroes, obscurantism, nonsensicaland fictitious events, abstract concepts parables and quotes and out of context snippets cerry picking and numerous other problematic inconsistencies, then the term “gospel truth” actually loses all meaning and is better defined and understood as something being extremely unrealistic and very highly improbable or 100% not true lol. It’s true, “gospel truth” is just some sort of popular catchy “scamvangelist world” meaningless invented lingo term to trick the clapping and books buying feeble-minded into believing something written, said or implied is the most true of all truths ever, but it’s actually the opposite for the explained and proven reasons and so should only be applied to the “gospels worlds” stories universe not reality and the “real world”. “Gospel Truth” = “Not Really True/Not True In The Real World” basically, besides there’s 4 contradictory gospels which is the true one? (Example: “And the Lord put it into my heart to write this book and that’s the gospel truth”, “I was having my morning coffee and muffin with the Lord and it’s the gospel truth” or “The Lord came down to me in a dream after eating a ham and green peas dinner and told me his secrets and that’s the gospel truth”…etc).

“Red Herring Fallacy Arguments” are one of the popular methods telescamvangelists use to explain problematic contradictions and obvious absurd errors, resulting in nothing actually being explained or proven but the harvest faith seeds and ratings are increased which is the main thing (Example: “No there were only 1 pair of animals on the ark not 7 pairs, the sun and moon were made after the trees and grass not before, Adam was made before not after the animals and no it’s not just borrowed stories from Ancient Mesopotamian and Canaanite religions fables and beliefs, but wait before I change topic there’s a red herring over there that needs explaining!”).

Telescamvangelists also like to use “Strawman Fallacy Arguments” to attemp to defeat their opponents and reality, basically by making stuff up (a strawman in this case) and then attributing the strawman to your opponent, then by defeating the strawman fooling the people into believing the actual real topic/opponent and reality has been defeated, but it actually hasn’t been, like saying that if you don’t believe in the Abrahamic religions as being true then you are just a demonic infidel heretic spreading pure frikin’ evil to people (Example: “I will defeat the strawman who is a great danger to us! which will prove that the invading barbarians and dinosaur zombies have been defeated, the strawman has been vanquished I tell you and that’s the main thing and all is well!”).

It’s also very strange that many people today who read biblical material still can’t accept the numerous obvious absurd contradictions that are in plain sight all over the place, don’t know that it’s filled with many borrowings from older pagan religions abstract concepts, ideas and beliefs in the Middle East and from ancient Mesopotamian religions times, (explained in more detail later) and still don’t understand that it’s filled with fictitious characters, made up fables, suspension of disbelief, and lots and lots of agendas driven “Allegories” that are not connected to real history or the real world.

Now, I’m not pushing any religion or philosophy, religious leaders, gurus, lousy magicians or anonymous books, letters or scrolls, but that Shinto religion actually makes sense to me in many ways according to some things that I’ve read. (It’s an indigenous religion of Japan and the people of Japan. It is defined as an action-centered religion, focused on ritual practices to be carried out diligently, to establish a connection between present-day Japan and its ancient past). That makes sense to me and I’m not even Japanese, and everyone knows that the Japanese make a lot of cool stuff including tempura shrimp, gyukatsu and kushikatsu and they know martial arts and have ninjas, so maybe they’re onto something. A lot of that indigenous Native peoples of the Americas beliefs and views are interesting too in many ways, a folkish world view that’s very harmony in nature oriented, and again paying homage and respect to the beliefs of their ancestors and with their own shamanic priests, customs and rituals etc, (and of course a big plus is that even after over five centuries many have been able to protect their identity, cultures and even languages from being destroyed by foreign cultures and creeds), plus the last thing they’re concerned about is trying to proselytize to other peoples and countries to win converts or do fake miracles fundraising. I’m not a Buddhist or plan to be or know all that much about the practice of Buddhism either, but this is a quote attributed to Buddha that I found…” Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.” Now that there is very different from televangelist preachers, not too crazy, not too improbable or extremist, light on the eternal burning, stoning and gouging etc. Basically this quote is saying, “Hey look, don’t take my word for it, if you go play with and tease a poisonous snake it’s going to bite you, don’t jump off a building thinking you’re going to fly or float you’ll end up with a big headache, if you use frayed live high voltage wires to skip rope, it’s really not a good idea, if you decide to fall asleep on the railroad tracks after drinking beers you’re going to have a really bad hair day and will probably miss your next birthday.” etc. Hinduism I’m not particularly an expert about either, but I do like spicy food and enjoy rice dishes so maybe I should study up on it, besides it’s known for being the world’s oldest religion by many scholars and historians, way older than Abrahamic religions, so there’s sure to be lots of noodles and recipes to look into probably.

The controversial South African self-styled “prophet” and pastor Lethebo Rabalango, founder of the Mount Zion General Assembly church, was teaching congregates about the demonstration of power of miracles and faith as told in the bible. Rabalango then invited a young woman from the crowd to take part in a real-life miracle by asking her to lie down on the floor and then ordered his ushers to pick up a giant speaker and lay it on top of her body. Rabalango climbed on top of it to add even more pressure to the woman’s body while sitting on the large speaker talking into a microphone. Strangely, the pastor who is also known for spraying Doom insecticide on his congregants to cure AIDS, to drinking motor oil and rat poison, blamed the woman for her own death because “she had such little faith”. In recent years especially South Africa has been rocked by many scontroversial prophet pastors who are part of similar scandals and fraudelent dangerous activities, the ‘snake pastor’ prophet Penuel Mnguni miracle stunts include driving over people in a car and commanding church members to graze on grass in the fields. “Prophet” Rufus Phala made his church members drink Dettol detergent disinfectant and antiseptic claiming it was anointed, popular Alleluia Ministries International (AMI) prophet-pastor Alph Lukau has been found to mentally and financially abuse congregates, fake miracles, and most notably for a “brought back to life” fake ressurection scheme just like the ones reported in the bible which fooled many, these and other self-styled independant “prophet preachers” claim they are following the commands of god, and for some strange reason these fraudulent independent church memberships and their prophet circus tours are growing annually becoming even more popular (I have a long list of people I’d like to see join these churches though actually and I’ll even supply the detergent as a faith seed donation).

Wow! I don’t know what it means, but with holy ghost powers like that they can easily win the Middle East and an Ironman Triathlon, beat Thanos and then whoop the Antichrist all the way back to Nantucket with the golden Zion lamps. With the Holy Ghost on the team we’re gonna win the championship for sure (and probably able to stomp thousands of tons of grapes for wine too).

**Outpouring of the holy ghost powers can also cause faceplants and bacon dancing just like in professional wrestling, but that’s about it, so use extreme caution when using holy ghost powers.**

Circular reasoning and televangelists are like those decades-running internet fraud “Nigerian prince” email scams, still being spammed since the 1980s, an e-mail from a Nigerian prince, ordering to give you his billion dollar fortune – but only after you wire him a “good will” offering of $50,000. Of course you are skeptical until you read the final line in the e-mail that reads “I, prince Nubadola, assure you that this is my message, and it is legitimate. You can trust this e-mail and any others that come from me.” Now you know it is legitimate because it says so in the e-mail, what more proof do you need? (which just goes to show you there are still lots of pointless gullible morons around who believe anything which rxplains is why the emails are still around).

I don’t make this stuff up, scamvangelist and abomination charlatan supremo Kenneth Copeland claims god gives him secret holy ghost revelations and once said he owns three private jets because he doesn’t want to fly commercial in a tube with “demons” and that “You can’t talk to Jesus on commercial flights” BUT I SAY YOU CAN IF YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM FOR PRIVACY CAN’T YOU?, (I’ve had to travel a number of times on passenger jet planes, and maybe some of the people were demons, but all the people on the plane are demons? pfff that’s ridiculous and sounds made up, this charlatan is so nefarious and creepy he could be in the movie Corona Zombies and not even need any makeup), private jets as well as mansions, new cars, jewelry and siphoning ministry donations monies for personal use and bank accounts seem to be very popular with the best bullshitters, as well as speaking in jibberish which sells lots of best-selling books too. But what if he has to take public transportation, the subway, go to the mall, a department store, coffee shop or a bingo hall for some reason? (What if he…(Gawd Forbid GLO-RY!)…had to go somewhere where they don’t wear suits and ties and homoerotic pastel colored sweaters and loafers all the time? Why he’ll be smothered by demons all over the place, tsk-tsk, only the holy ghost will be able to save him then). Shata kalalumba dosey talamba shequi bulu tandre batala putashelakakakendalabweh balumba..amen Praizzze Gawd!

TOTALLY NOT INSANE.
To hell with all that stopping starvations, diseases, wars, pandemics, climate change, animal extinctions, pollution, melting ice caps, world overpopulation, floods, earthquakes and hurricanes (and leukemia, tuberculosis, multiple sclerosis, leprosy and dandruff and other similar annoying diseases), because the Lord and Holy Ghost can instead be summoned to increase temple bank accounts faith seeds and now especially to get rid of bald spots Praizzze Gawd and Twitter GLO-RY! (Oh Zion and Texas how even the feeble-minded chumps have fallen from the holy lamps into the Sea of Galilee with the other dirty birds and Jebusites, nevermind the world’s hunger, pollution, viruses, abnormalities, birth defects and diseases, it’s the BALDSPOTS MUST BE GONE that is a miracles priority). Many people who follow and believe scamvangelists are actually some of the most selfish and psychotic self-centered people on the planet (example above), if something good happens after praying they see bliss and feel good and euphoric warm inside (Oh how god loves “me”, god cured “me” of eczema, he makes “me” feel so good singing in church, god healed my sister’s migraines and bald spot, the lord found my mother a lower mortgage rate and cheaper airline tickets because god cares and loves his people, oh glo-ry, praise him praise his name etc, etc). Wow what a special universe you live in now for being so blessed and loved, god has become your imaginary playmate palaroonie and someone to even chit-chat with over coffee explaining your dilemmas and conundrums, someone to ask favors of like your own personal cosmic genie and personal butler. But at the same time for those other people and things in the news?…”Well if they had the truth and knew the lord like me then they would be loved by god just like me and be blessed”, when bad things happen well it’s because god is mysterious, unknowable and a mystery like a scratch & win lottery ticket or a Magic 8-Ball.

I AM A BILLIONAIRE FOR JESUS WITH THE SECRET BIBLE NEWS SCOOPS.
This scammer is one of the ones that easily deserve a whole entire separate blog, not a week goes by without him spewing some nonsensical althernate reality garbage or just plain fraudulent made up personal wacko ideas and claims. Kenneth Copeland was in panic mode and even more furious than usual when ministry donations went down when the COVID-19 pandemic started, mean bubbling nasty mad, then during a weekly televised kindergarteners sermon he and his lackey hypemen minions decided to therefore verily blow the virus away with his hot holy winds voodoo breath promising a soon end to the pandemic by just only the miraculous holy hot winds GLO-RY (he thinks an adjective is responsible for it and that COVID-19 has ears), promising that the pandemic is defeated and soon the hot holy air winds will be victorious bringinging donations and that surely ministry donations will return to normal again very soon as a great sign of something (I don’t know if leukemia, tuberculosis, multiple sclerosis, leprosy and dandruff is next so don’t wait and call that number on your screen right now GLO-RY! ). And besides, if good ol’ Joshua could make the Earth stop spinning and Moon stop orbiting for a whole day then goshdarnit for Cripe’s Jehoshaphat’s Pete’s dang sake we can make a tornado disappear woot woot woot! – 1:59).

*Intermission # 2*

After all the facts are presented it’s plain to see that the world doesn’t need saving, instead it’s the planet that needs to be saved from various pointless humanoids and their alternate realities fixations. Also when drunk on the holy ghost don’t drive because they don’t mix.

Well what do you know? Look which fraud televangopportunitist shows up at .49 seconds, what a surprise GLO-RY!

Holy Laughter with the added bonus of Holy Blabbering Gibberish Miracles, watch as the mighty Holy Ghost spreads forth his wings below to bless the believers in Jesus’, God’s and Jehoshaphat’s Cripe’s Pete’s sake, WOW! It’s the same magical holy ghost miracles powers just like in biblical times that saved Jonah from the fish, that parted the Red Sea, that smote the Canaanites women and children, that gave King Solomon 700 wives, that helped Jacob beat God in wrestling to become Heavyweight Champion of the Levant and that even made zombies rise seen by many WOW! (and who’s that at the 16:15 mark? why it’s none other than Oral Roberts’ son and fellow swindlerscamvangelist Richard Roberts, who since the time of this video has miraculously transformed into a woman humanoid specimen wearing pink t-shirts as a glorious witness to the nations or something.

Able to cure every disease and ailment in the world for 16 seconds.
Praizzze Gawd! GLO-RY!

Able to cure every disease and ailment in the world for 16 seconds.
Praizzze Gawd! GLO-RY!

This is also another good example of “Stupid White People” easily, If you have children in the room have them leave before watching this white trash drivel, because you don’t want them losing their identity, personality, reality and being born again into mentally retarded humanoid specimens. Because like I will explain later, it’s just another proven example of the televangelist/preacher-absurdity pendulum pattern, where the rise in crime and/or pointlessness absurdity is directly proportional to the rise in the number of televangelists-preachers and vice versa, as one rate increases then the other rate increases also by the same rate, it’s another one of those amazing facts never taught at churches or schools.

If there was a real Jesus, he probably would have been just like Kenneth E. Hagin, how could he verily not be?

Dagnabit that Zoroastrianism!, just when you think you know them magical truths and secret cosmic news scoop secrets of the floating big guy in the sky, then you find out it’s just mostly that Zoroastrianism, explaining the linear adapting, religious syncretism and mutating continuum from pre and early Judaism to Islam aka Judaism version 3.0 (More about the Zoroastrian, Mesopotamian, Egyptian and other ancient older pagan Levant religions beliefs, astrotheologies and abstract concepts that was adopted and mutated into Abrahamic religions in the Derreck Bennett video below).

Yep, as explained better later, Satan was originally actually Yahweh-Jehovah god’s helper pal and friend and one of the “70 sons of god” and not an evil enemy, until the later borrowed and adapted Zoroastrian, Mesopotamian, Egyptian and other ancient older pagan Levant religions beliefs, astrotheologies and abstract concepts, (including primitive desert blood magic, zombies, eternal burning worms/pitchforking, lakes of fire etc), which would then mean that the OT god is actually ancient Persian (Iranian) and the newer later version Satan-Diabolus Devil character is also, so it’s actually mostly the Zoroastrian shenanigans that’s being taught and preached by televangelists, their fabulist minions and others for their temples shekels coffers and for even more shekels faith seeds.

Yep, it’s very strange and coincidental that this story wasn’t even mentioned or written about until about a hundred years after it supposedly was to have taken place and only by a few contradictions writing anonymous writers-theologians-cultists, as well as that older superheroes, gods and even goddesses have been written about as being born of virgins, doing miracles, dying, then rising from the grave and netherworld to immortality and then giving immortality to their followers, for many centuries previously already. Add to that the complete lack of any contemporaneous mentions or even any written accounts by anybody as historicity evidence, and that the many decades later written gospel novels are contradictory and largely all derive and plagiarize from a single anonymously written fiction novel given the namer Mark who likewise would not even have been alive at the time of the narrative, leans heavily towards just yet another mutated Levant area primitive blood magic apocalyptic based religious sect and related abstract concepts..

Interestingly, long before Ron Popeil and the televangelist’s Christmas special 24 hour shekels fundraising hope lines…I mean prayers and wishes lines available to take your credit card information era, it was actually old and various popular European pagan customs and traditions and even the calendar date, that entered and became central during the newly invented Christmas holidays, (the already mentioned Christmas trees, wreathes, holly and ivy, mistletoe and garlands, baking, holiday cakes and pastries, cabbage rolls, stuffed peppers, spiced wines, and meads/beers, gift giving, sleigh riding, hanging stockings, skiing, traditional Christmas Pork Tenderloin, bacon-wrapped hams, spare ribs and shrimp and crab appetizers etc) which are all things that a purported Jesus character even if he existed would have deemed as gentile pagan heretical evil blasphemies and abominations (and even as being Anti-Abrahamic religions customs actually, especially against Moses, Joshua, Ezekiel and Jonah who were the fave peeps in Yahwehism-Jehovahism) because they’re traditions connected to all the older previous miracle working saviour gods born from virgins. Heck, if it wasn’t for those included things it would then just mostly be…and begat..and begat..and begat…begat…and begat…begat…and begat, and just smitings and lamenting back and forth everywhere, and of course with some desert blood magic, Zoroastrianism abstract concepts, astrotheologies, weirdo hybrid beasts-creatures visions and then a bunch of failed prophecies thrown into the mix for apocalyptic final torturous smitings and burnings zaniness and that’s about it.

The main point is you can’t deny eyewitness testimony, you just can’t deny it especially if it’s written right there on paper or in a book somewhere written by somebody for whatever reason and for whatever audience, it’s foolishness to deny eyewitness testimony (see Bigfoot Pete link information later for more about that).

With so many contradictions in the anonymous written gospels novels including fabricated and wrong real historical information, their growing differences from one to the other in theologies, added, changed and omitted magical events and characters and chronology timelines (including their dependance on magical numerology gematria hocus pocus), is compelling evidence that they are just much later reworked fictions of the first anonymously written so-called Mark fiction gospel novel, and so consequently the anonymous writers behind them who were also not witnesses to anything are simply arguing with each other.

WOULD I INVENT THINGS OR LIE TO YOU JUST FOR YOUR FAITH SHEKELS FOR THE TEMPLE COFFERS AND ASTOUNDING SHOCKING NEW BOOKS? (CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN, SHIPPING & HANDLING ARE ABSOLUTELY FREE).
On top of the usual nonsense and constantly erroneous predictions, out of context and dreamed up wrong information and calling himself a so-called “prophet” (which I should remind again required automatic death sentence as per his god’s commandments rules as already explained), in 2001 “Dr. Jack” and “Dr. Rexella” Van Impe of Jack Van Impe Ministries (“Doctors” because they graduated from the Detroit Bible Institute but it sure does look impressive on the television screen and pamphlets doesn’t it?, and remember a “pastor” is just a “position” not a “qualification”, but it does look good on the pamphlets and books/DVDs doesn’t it? GLO-RY!) announced their new “shocking discovery” that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell, I don’t make this stuff up. However, if Black Holes are Hell then how the heck does the Devil and his demons leave them to go back and forth to earth to torment Kenneth Copeland, Peter Popoff, Creflo Dollar, Morris Cerullo, Benny Hinn et al? especially those demonic journalists, lobster and shrimp fishermen and sceptics demons?…intergalactic faster than lightspeed surfboard? And where’s the eternal fire and flames for the eternal torment fire burnings and anguish fire torments? How the heck are you gonna have eternal barbeques when nothing can exist there including fire? And how come he’s so neurotically fixated obsessed in a psychosis delirium about finding and locating the Egyptian “Lake of Fire” and second death in a Black Hole? That doesn’t make any sense if he’s supposedly a Yahwist like he says he is, unless of course if he’s actually secretly an Egyptian in a Yahwehism-Jehovahism suit (Tell us more about it Chuck).

Notice in this one about the Goin’ a Preachin’ to Europe remark, which proves my first points once again, besides there’s already more than enough churches and monasteries all over Europe for many centuries anyway for Cripe’s Jehoshaphat’s Pete’s sake, who the hell needs scamvangelists and their nonsensical contradictory abstract delirium buffoonery? Now listen to me, I’ll tell you why he doesn’t know geography of the planet, real history and facts and why exactly he’s going there and it’s just one very simple word…”Euros” aka European shekels, (Now listen to me…Euros, aka European shekels, are the better holier faith seeds that multiply abundance and scrolls unto the trumpets and golden lamps of the temple coffers of Zion for a better harvest than those other inferior faith seeds and that’s the truth).

TOTALLY NOT obscurantist FABULIST LUNATICS, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE IT’S ALL TRUE (TELL US MORE ABOUT IT CHUCK).

The main point here is that by using Jewish Gematria numerical hocus pocus physics calculations you can find out what really happened in the Garden of Eden as well as make up and write all sorts of weird contradictory abstract concepts, fake histories, time travel shenanigans, make demons, angels, demon possessed people and pigs and even zombies appear then disappear and reappear again as well as various suspension of disbelief superhero magical powers, human-animal hybrid and anthropomorphic beast creatures and dreams by some guys to wow the sheepherders.

Wow, you know that when the audience gets all happy-clappy then it’s verily the truth and holy ghost, just like Ezekiel preaching in Babylon with them four headed of a man, a lion, an ox, and an eagle creatures with calf’s feet and four wings and the floating wheels all covered in eyeballs, woo-hoo! GLO-RY! (talking like this during OT biblical universe times would have gotten you stoned to death in seconds because it’s god’s law and that’s the way it is because he’s always right). Actually, the most despicable display in this video is the nefarious televangelist master of dubious ceremonies seen at the beginning who is blatantly supporting the proliferation of the voodoo cyberghetto in this instance for all to see and partake of, literally just on the sidelines rooting for the audience to step into and blend their very being, mind, personality, identity and existence into the Zoroastrian, Mesopotamian, Egyptian and Levant voodoo cyberghetto universe abomination where further faith shekels seeds are to be had for the temples coffers. It’s a revolting display of the previously mentioned mind control techniques and their reality destroying modus operandi, i.e. – being a sideline cheering Cymothoa Exigua guru encouraging a planetary communist-utopianist cyberghetto desert blood magic theocracy cult. A truly disgusting Abrahamic specimenscamvangelist charlatan basically and deserving death according to the good book’s commands and directions, which is always right as everyone knows.

The main point of this one is that primitive Bronze Age and Iron Age blood magic practitioners or their invented cobbled together desert tribal deity and its alleged abstract concepts jimble jamble sermon-speeches, contradictions and failed prophecies, is not any sort of authority on or knows anything about the actual real world or the real cosmos around it, especially when it had no clue and was duped by a talking snake in his very own garden which is a huge snafu, even the ancient Hyperboreans knew better. Many fundamentals and the Billy Graham, John Hagee, Joyce Meyer and Ken Ham fans may disagree and even be indignantly protesting against reality, however we know that the intellectually backwards and primitive anonymous biblical authors are obviously full of camel dung demons which explains the appearing deserts Abrahamic cults.

From the documentary episode “Televangelists of the Levant: The Ancient True Reptilian Church Before the Rapture.” Over 300 years before the earth was made, over 301 years before the talking snake duped god, long before Jonah was swallowed by a fish, over 575 years before Jacob wrestled with God in the desert and won, 610 years before Charleton Heston turned his staff into a cobra, over 630 years before Joshua stopped the moon and earth from orbiting and rotating, over 700 years before zombies appeared zombily walking around seen by many and over 1900 years before Batman defeated Darkseid, reptilian televangelists roamed and ruled the earth writing books and planting faith seeds for hundreds and hundreds of years.

Now the reader may say, “Well, aren’t Croatians Catholic? Isn’t it a Catholic country?, or something like that. Well, the answer to that question is yes…and also no. Huh? No? Whad’ya mean yes and no?…yep yes and no. How so? Well I’m glad you asked because it’s actually a very simple answer and explanation and it doesn’t even have anything to do with religion or camels or scriptures or abstract concepts or even anything biblical, seriously. Because like a number of other European countries Croatia can also be considered a Catholic country and nation, but that’s a very generalized all-encompassing description and many times a narrow-minded used adjective, like saying all the countries using the metric system are “Metric” countries and so therefore very much the same (It’s actually more like using the current Gregorian calendar, maybe you have other ideas but the system including your computer and phone clock is going by the Gregorian calendar, Texas is one of the states known for Evangelical Baptists, but that doesn’t mean all Texans are 100% Evangelical Baptists attending revival tent carnival shows regularly). Because it goes far, far, far beyond any specific religious rituals sphere or any faith system if any, it takes on the much larger scope of a long and linear politico-cultural civilizational process in Europe that has been going on for many centuries, even well before Croatian tribes entered the historical chapter of Central Europe in the Early Middle Ages arriving into the domains of the new religion from areas north of the Danube and across the Transcarpatian areas, (which is also long before televangelists and stooge fake faith-healers/books writers of course), i.e. – during the centuries of Latin lingua franca, western civilizational processes in regards to literature, education in the sciences, the arts, music, the European Renaissance, Humanism, philosophy, higher learning, the growth and study of magic, alchemy and esoteric revelations from the cosmos and the very earth itself, even gastronomy/food and fashions at times (for example the Rennaissance period centuries were an intrinsic part of Catholic countries culture, as a cultural movement the Renaissance encompassed innovative flowering of Latin but especially important for Croatian, and other countries’ literature, alphabets, art, educational reforms etc, and the intellectual basis of the Renaissance was its version of humanism, including philosophies, literature and science, but that doesn’t mean every single humanist writer, artist, philosopher or scientist was a 100% gung-ho Catholic religious type because it’s actually the opposite as it was a breaking-free rebirth, quite a number of them weren’t even religious or were actually secular considering them just fables, it was just the overall system they were part of and working in, influences were felt in art, architecture, philosophy, literature, music, science, technology, politics and other aspects of intellectual inquiry. Renaissance scholars employed the humanist method in study, and searched for realism and human emotion in art, not glorifying any pope, patriarch, imam, guru or religion). Quite simply, being Croatian is not bound and limited by any religion or a particular religious doctrine or belief, because no religion “made” the Croatian tribes in antiquity because we existed well before arriving to where we are found in the Early Middle Ages (ancient Pannonia, Dalmatia, Illyricum etc) and it’s proven in our genetic history, it’s undeniable. There is absolutely no “Catholic gene” among Croats that one can pinpoint under a microscope, that’s why Croats can be any religion or no religion…Catholic, Lutheran, Protestant, Hindu, Buddhist, the “Old Ways” Pagan religion, Esoteric ancient Hyperborean religion, Earth, Moon and Cosmos-based religion, the Great Omnipotent Soccer Ball religion, or no religion whatsoever and just believing in reality, heck even a tin foil hat reptilians ufo shadow people from Atlantis religion believing in all sorts of flying things and aliens. The pope is not the president or prime minister of Croatia, he’s not on the flag of Croatia or on our passports and other documents, heck, he’s not even a mayor, minister, MP, alderman, secretary, chef, mailman or even a janitor of Croatia, he lives at the Vatican not in Zagreb, Split, Rijeka or Osijek. All those various images and videos of Croatian folk and folklore groups? All that Croatian folk group singing and dancing you see has no lyrics or have anything to do with any pope or religious topics, they’re singing about various Croatian stuff, daily life/relationships/on the farm, drinking and eating, trips to town, the prettiest girl and kisses on the farm and just everyday life stuff, maybe a mention about a famous Croatian leader or folk legend personality in a lyric but no pope, no patriarch, no rabbi, no imam, no pastor, no other voodoo guru or any religious hocus pocus leader or superhero whatsoever is in the lyrics, and there’s no shekels, temples, scrolls, sacrificings or desert blood magic lyrics either, they’re not choir or gospel songs or biblical songs but actually the opposite. We are considered a Catholic country the same as a number of other European nations, albeit a Catholicism with Croatian traditions it should be noted, different from that found in Brazil and the Philippines as a few examples and not completely and exactly the same as that found in Spain, Argentina, France, Germany or Poland etc. In the end being Croatian trumps and supercedes any particular religion or faith systems that came afterwards because of our long history and civilizational process, being Croatian is a progressive momentum, a dynamic, a linear force and ideals, Catholicism is the civilizational club that we’ve been a part of for many centuries. After all we weren’t Hindus, Muslims, Scientologists, Buddhists, Voodoos, JW’s or Mormons etc during our civilizational process. It’s also in our genes and DNA afterall, you can’t delete and/or change your DNA can you? Denying your genetics and history would be a sin against nature. For centuries when we were defending against the Islamic jihadist incursions into Europe and the Muslim Saracens attacking from the east, we weren’t going to battle solely to fight specifically for any pope or patriarch or church or person or book or saint or superhero character. Heck no, on the contrary it was rather for our personal continued freedoms and the continuation of the civilizational process, culture and our place in it. There was no pope performing miracles on the battlefields bringing down fire or fiery scorpions from the sky or making the earth stop spinning and moon stop rotating like Joshua, it was instead Croatian soldiers and generals who made things happen. Croatian Easter Eggs and various sausages or stuffed peppers and cabbage rolls don’t have anything to do with Shemaliah-Ben-El-Gad from the tribe of the Midianites and his lamenting trumpets in the desert against the Moabites and Jebusites, our holiday cookies, pastries, beers and wines and various other festivities don’t have anything to do with camels or caves or lamps, scrolls and golden lamps in the desert, there’s no camels or crocodiles in Zagreb, Osijek, Rijeka or Split. We don’t have monkeys in the trees or elephants in Varaždin, Karlovac or Zadar, which likewise equates to there being no Christmas banana pies or Easter alligator soup. Instead it was Easter eggs customs which we brought down with us back when the Romans and Greeks used to call us Hyperboreans and later the Veneti also. Look at it this way, when walking or traveling around Croatia you will see permanent reminders from over the centuries of the civilizational processes that I’m talking about, you will come across many instances of medieval stone castles and fortresses, Carolingian era Croatian art and architecture, Pre-Romanesque art and architecture and and buildings, Romanesque and Gothic art, architecture and buildings, Baroque and Renaissance era art, architecture and buildings, Gothic and Baroque Cathedrals and even later Art Nouveau and Art Deco art and architecture. You’re really not going to run into a pagoda, stupa, African mud brick hut, minaret, mosque, mandala or a Kingdom Hall during your travels. (Correct me if I’m wrong, which I’m not, but it’s from this so-called term “Catholic nations” and the related linear civilization-politico-cultural sphere they were are apart of that is responsible for the nation’s Latin script alphabets in the first place, through the centuries of western civilizational processes (and even more specific Central European) in regards to literature, education in the sciences, the arts, music, the European Renaissance, Humanism, philosophy, higher learning, the growth and study of magic, alchemy and esoteric revelations from the cosmos, Croatian art and architecture, Pre-Romanesque art and architecture and buildings, Romanesque and Gothic art, architecture and buildings, Baroque and Renaissance era art, architecture and buildings, Gothic and Baroque also. (Probably less well known yet a pertinent sidenote fact, is that today’s English term “Slave” has origins from the word “Slav”. From Middle English, from Old French sclave, from Medieval Latin sclāvus (“slave”), from Late Latin Sclāvus (“Slav”), from Byzantine Greek (Sklábos, Sclavinoi, Sclaveni etc), the Slavs, who inhabited a large part of Eastern Europe were regularly taken as slaves by the Christian Byzantine empire from the 6th century to medieval times, and so the terms became synonymous, eventually they were traded to Muslims and even sold to Jewish and Arabic slave traders and soon found as far as Muslim Spain during the ninth century and onwards. And the related English word serf also originated from the Middle French serf which was derived from the Latin word serbus and servus, i.e. – “slave”, so much for christian empires then). And let’s not forget, if not for rulers, leaders and heroes such as the Merovingians, Charles Martel, Charlamagne, Michael Krešimir II, Peter Krešimir IV, Paul Šubić Bribirski, the Zrinskis and Frankopans, Vlad Tepes, John III Sobieski etc, then the whole of Europe right now would be speaking Arabic, praising Muhamud and worshiping Allah, with no good pork recipes and no beer festivals or anything, or maybe even reading and writing in Japanese script characters.

Those long civilizational/cultural processes are also evident elsewhere besides from early Medieval Croatia days and the times of Croatian Kings, Dukes, Nobles etc. Also, it’s that same civilizational/cultural process that affected Croatian literature and literary history also, because the Croatian Monarchs, nobles and aristocrats made sure Catholic priests and monks weren’t just sitting around praying, chanting, walking around gardens feeding birds and smelling flowers, then eating dinner and more quiet time praying, chanting, lighting candles and incense, napping, noses in bibles in monasteries day after day and year after year etc, nope..they instead made sure they were useful for the King, Croatian state and Croatian Kingdom by helping make it more effcient, as in writing documents, books, chronicles ,charters, translating, spreading literacy, mathematics, medicines, sciences and even writing and publishing dictionaries, grammars, translating into Croatian other languages books etc, being present to translate into Croatian other languages books etc, being present to translate and record events and words spoken when the Croatian Monarchs and royal nobles and aristocracy hosted foreign dignitaries or convened their councils and had important assemblies and meetings, even sent along with the appointed Croatian nobles and representatives to foreign diplomatic travels (Remember German monks codified and perfected the art of brewing beer after all and wrote down the recipes, beer is as Catholic as you can get, and will you verily also curse Jagermeister, Rakija and vino then? because that would verily be a sin if you did), the churches were there if you wanted to go but if not you didn’t have to, no Old Testament smiting, angry, jealous, repenting Yahweh-Jehovah God will destroy you for it and never did. For instance the earliest Franks were Catholics, the Frankish Merovingians Kings were Catholics and particularly well known for the important defensive battles they fought against the Moors and Muslim jihads invading from North Africa, (or else today’s Paris fashion shows would look very, very different probably, same goes for Oktoberfest and lots of other festivals etc), eventually the Catholic Monarchs and Kings of France also did likewise and hence soon the common term Catholic France, fragmentation of the Carolingian Empire and decline eventually led to the evolution of the Kingdom of France and the Holy Roman Empire (future Germany) including Catholic Charlemagne who at times is even called the “Father of Europe”, and from the period the various Croatian, Polish, Bohemian (Czech), Spanish, Hungarian Catholic “Kings” and their realms and civilizations etc, but it doesn’t mean that Croats are French, Poles, Czechs, Spaniards or Hungarians. So basically the various civilizational-cultural things definitely didn’t come from the Orthodox/cyrillic civilizational sphere, or from the Jews, Canaanites, Anatolians, Muslims, Mormons, Pentecostal Baptists, Jehovah’s Witnesses, televangelists, or hundreds of other offshoot cults/sects and voodoo gurus. Our customs, traditions, civilization and culture traditions is what’s fundamental in the “Catholic” equation which was almost continental wide, in the 19th century the Croatian Ban/Viceroy Ivan Mažuranić, he modernized Croatia’s educational system by forming a public secular school network which he regarded as a necessary step in modernization and secularization of Croatian society. It’s all about the long civilizational process and linear cultural dynamics because Croatians weren’t eating Jar Doo chicken wings, Tsukune or Taco’s in the 15th century, not until the 20th century did we start doing that, along with watching Croatian MasterChef programs reruns, so that answers that question).

“The arrival of the Croats to the Adriatic” by Croatian painter Oton Iveković. Duke Porin, (also in Latin as “Porino”/”Porinos” or in Greek as”Porga”) is recorded in sources as one of the earliest Croatian Princes after the Croatian tribes arrived from their original northern realms in the 6th-7th centuries. It’s also interesting how his name is a cognate etymologically connected to the old pagan god of the Croats…”Perun (Interestingly aka “Perkūnas” in ancient Balto-Slavic pagan mythology, this would mirror in a way the tradition of the Langobards, whose earliest legendary rulers were recorded in Historia Langobardorum Codicis Gothani as being Godin (Odin) and Peron (Perun) before Claffo, so a cognate also etymologically connected to Perun). The pagan Croat tribes worshipped Perun as a chief deity before migrating south from areas north of the Danube and in and around the Carpathians (Interesting to note again, there are no written sources describing the Croatian tribes as attacking and destroying any towns or villages and especially of slaughtering, commiting genocides or killing all men, women and children in their path as commanded by their gods, as described in biblical sources about the campaigns of Joshua and his successors against the Canaanites as commanded by their god, very interesting and good to know).

To elaborate and explain a little further about what I mean, when the Croatian tribes arrived to the Adriatic sea and liberated ancient Dalmatia, Pannonia and Illyricum areas where we are found today, from areas north of the Danube and geographically coterminous to in and around the Carpathian mountains in the 6th-7th century (Harvaða fjöllum, i.e. – Harvaða mountains in the old epic sagas), we know from written sources they arrived as Pagans. (a word from the 4th century Latin term “paganus” which simply means “rural, rustic”, basically a country dweller not living in the city and only later meaning a “civilian who practiced polytheism”). And we know from written sources already from the mid-1st century BCE by Julius Caesar, and especially from written works by Pliny the Elder (23-79 CE), Tacitus (56-120) and Ptolemy (100-170 CE) that while still living in those areas during those times, they already had their own functioning societies, laws and rules and punishment guidelines, family units and marriages, constructing homes, wagons, shields and weapons, artistic decorative objects, vessels, jewelry etc, as well as their own deities pantheon, which was elaborated on further by Jordanes in his work Getica written in 550 CE. In these sources the Croats are included under variations of the umbrella term of “Veneti/Venedi/Venethi” etc. However, no written sources speak about any of their specific afterlife beliefs or about any lamenting and vociferous prophets either, there are allusions, hints and mentions and passed down oral traditions about a number of their deities and gods, goddesses, nature spirit beings, paranormal entities, rituals and even burials customs but nothing particularly specific was written about any afterlife belief. Why would this be?…

An old map showing the location and abode of the ancient Hyperboreans circa. 450 BCE. during the writings of Herodotus. According to written sources the Croatian tribes arrived to the Adriatic sea and liberated ancient Dalmatia, Pannonia and Illyricum areas where we are found today, arriving from areas north of the Danube and geographically coterminous to in and around the Carpathian mountains in the 6th-7th century (Harvaða fjöllum, i.e. – Harvaða mountains in the old epic sagas), Later different philosophers, writers and poets placed Hyperborea in slightly different areas, generally associated regions: stretching from and including the Carpathians, the Ural Mountains, Swiss Alps, to the Arctic Circle. And the Hyperborean populations are not included as part of the biblical mythological “table of nations” list nor are they included as a part of any genealogy belonging to any Noah character, along with many other peoples still existing today. Facts and even biblical mythology unequivocally shows that the Hyperboreans never experienced any cataclysmic flood but were instead Cro-Magnon EEMH descendants of other continental pre-flood populations from 10’s of thousands of years earlier before the biblical universe was invented or even imagined.

…Well, firstly it should be reminded again that they weren’t blithering moron idiots running around naked and living and sleeping in bushes being clueless and pointless loligaggers etc. The written sources and archaeological material remains evidences attest that they had homes, functioning societies, their own local priests/shamans/elder wise men and rituals, clothing manufacturing, artistic objects being made, wagons, weapons, they sewed and harvested crops, domesticated animals, married and had families and this long before the later Abrahamic religions were introduced or even known about (this facet of their lives and customs is important to know, that Abrahamic religions do not hold hegemony over other religions when it comes to the marriage and having and raising their children department, they could and did raise and love their children long, long before any Abrahamic religions came along, not only Abrahamic religions have juridiction in the families category, and besides looking at some of the mentioned OT text about having up to hundreds of wives and even hundreds of concubines for on the side, then the Pagans in even just the families category were much more advanced and practical). They quite simply lived very busy lives and had no time, or inclination, to be sitting around contemplating, arguing and staring at the sun or clouds daydreaming for visions about the far past or especially about the unknown afterlife obsessing about abstract concepts that are not even about the earth. They quite simply had more important issues to deal with on a daily basis instead of sitting around imagining things that can’t be known or proven anyway, everyday here and now real world things in the real world was the main concern…they had to put food on the table and in their stomachs, families to feed, crops to sew and harvest, clothing to make, hunt for food, fish to catch, wheat to harvest, gardens to grow and berries and apples to pick, make mead and wine, will there be enough meat or harvest to last through the winter?, need to chop down more trees to fix or make another barn, home, wagon or fence, more swords, helmets, tools and many other metallic items to smelt and manufacture, and remedies for sicknesses, the list goes on and on and on, and each of their worshipped deities and spirit beings was associated with their everday real world and their particular real world needs…deities associated with rivers and lakes, with thunder and lightning, with the changing seasons and the sun and moon, with the harvest, with fire, with trees and forests, with protection and health etc and so on. Where the heck exactly in this real world existence is there time or a specific need to contemplate about afterlife eternities and scenarios? about afterlife punishments, rewards or trumpets or lamps or making prophecy predictions? Exactly, not much time or need at all. Everyday had enough problems to deal with so the original Pagan Croats had to be a combination of pagan and philosopher realist if they wanted to see the next day, month, season or the next year, the unknown and unable to know afterlife would quite simply have been a very strange topic to obssess about or a fixation needing the utmost daydreaming and blabbering about, about as important as daydreaming about Ernest Angley’s hair, Joyce Meyer’s botched plastic surgery or Benny Hinn’s outfits, so pretty pointless actually. Basically, the various ideas, beliefs and theologies floating around the Middle East universe would have been very otherwordly strange to them and considered as alien as catching an angler fish at your nearest river or fishing pond today, even the concept of a temple would have probably seemed strange to them, thinking why would a mighty powerful god or spirit deity need a temple to go into almost like a future pet frog jumping into a shoe box? Because they were primarily nature worshippers living in nature which literally was the personification of the deities, you can’t just reach out and grab a handfull of air and put it in your pocket can you? (or maybe you can if you put it in an envelope first), then even the whole book of Deuteronomy laws and rules and that original sin damnation apples and talking snakes thing would have seemed absolutely preposterous to them (example: “Hey you! Quit your lip-flapping failed prophecies and afterlife fantasy nonsense chatter, chop this wood, gut that pig, the cows aren’t going to milk themselves either, and then sharpen your sword for tomorrow because there’s rumours of some barbarians crossing the river, stop being a pointless gabbing sissy” etc, etc). There’s an old Croatian folk saying “Bolje biti lampa u kući, nego zvijezda na nebu” which translates as “Better to be a lamp in a house, than a star in the sky”, self-explanatory. Now back to the main topic…

A disturbing scene in 2015 when the World Jehovah’s Witnesses Con-gress were allowed to rent Zagreb Arena for their subversive filth parade, reality and identity destroying mind control rituals. Jump into the brainwashing pool of cool communistic cults to become the ultimate mindless subversive anarchist to enslave minds, personalities, identities and truth. One great Theocratic Dictatorship for all who join and eternal trumpet choir songs, no evil and annoying facts, reality, reading or thinking with brains allowed in this pool paradise of blessed zombification towards righteous thinking, haircuts and name tags…or else, more about this later (Btw, contrary to most televangelist’s and JW’s perception and fabrications, the bugs eating and camels furs wearing John the baptizer is not some original new guy on the scene with new heavenly revealed baptism secrets and rituals, instead he’s just slinging the same ol’ hash that many other pagan religions had been doing already for thousands of years before him so it’s no new holy concept magical tradition. Baptism by water was a very, very old pagan rite, being practiced already by the followers of Zoroaster, by the ancient Chaldeans of Babylonia, by the Romans, the Greeks, the ancient Egyptians, as well as a number of European pagan tribal religions and even known to have been a common water immersion purification rite among various Indigenous Native American religions, it was also in vogue among the ancient Hindus at a still earlier date, so it was a water ritual already known and used by “pagans” for over 3,000 years previously, which is problematic and could very well be blasphemous and an abomination or something).

This above image and article I updated in August of 2015. Another perfect example of what I’m talking about. An image of the inside of Zagreb Arena getting ready for a World Jehovah’s Witnesses Con-gress to be attended by about 15,000 Jehovah’s Witnesses from around the world (Full news article at vecernji.hr). In the foreground one can see the brainwashing pool set up to try to gain new blind followers and communist-utopian one-worlder theocratic society sect members, I mean new cult converts. (It is a cult though, it’s been classifed as a brainwashing and controlling fundamentalist organization since its invention in the 19th century by Charles Taze Russell and especially over the last few decades. Yep, they’re found all over the world and now even making an appearance in Croatia. More made up drivel and invented nonsense, stories, abstract concepts and rules. They think any form of any kind of cross whatsoever is ultimately symbolic of a penis (Does this then not make a penis is the symbol of a cross?). They celebrate absolutely no holidays whatsoever because they are all pagan, every single one of them come from pagan origins. Now I ask the reader again. Why again in Zagreb of all places? Wouldn’t it be much more common sense to hold it where it is truly needed. Zagreb or Croatia doesn’t have mall shootings, cop shootings, drug and gangs warfare and shootings, movie theatre shootings and similar things going on in the news recently like in the Jehovah’s Witness Headquarters country does. What’s up with that? They prefer not to knock on doors in the hood in Detroit or in Rio and other places needing their guidance? Why not? Elders Jeb and Dolorna might actually like it. What kind of illuminating spirituality logic is that I ask you? They are in effect avoiding and abandoning their own people and sheep to seek prettier pastures with better beers, coffees, pastries and scenery to help make more mindless subversive followers and start up new sects and cult buildings for their own temples and coffers. They are hypocrites spreading filth (plastic pools of filth actually, just let the filth seep into your pores and become one of us) and sending their own countrymen to burn in hell forever just so they can erect more plastic pools elsewhere in other nations. See Criticism of Jehovah’s Witnesses to see how many times they’ve been wrong just about predictions alone, which has caused them to splinter off and invent more cult groups with newer and fancier predictions and updated name tags. (One of the earlier big fights that caused them to splinter even more was the topic that the Great Pyramids were constructed under the guidance of “God”, one group believed it was made under the guidance of “God” and the other side believed it was under the guidance of “Satan.” Do you see the utter imagined nonsense going into hyperdrive here just for the sake of erecting more plastic pools and simultaneously campaigning to disobey and even overthrow the governments, religions, cultures and customs of the country where the pool is being erected and then eventual zombification of the people?). Why the heck couldn’t God or Satan make it more clear by making the pyramids float or just whistle a tune once a year or something? Besides, everyone knows and its been scientifically proven the Pyramids were constructed during the earliest dynasties who in fact were populations who settled after migrating from the north, DNA and skeletal/archaeological evidences prove this, probably connected to Göbekli Tepe from even 10,000 years earlier. Check out Jehovah’s Witness Brainwashing Cult links to see why. They have been compared to the Serb church in terms of crazy, bizarre and ludicrous beliefs and invented mythomanias. Why don’t they preach the truth which every scholar knows that it was El who made the universe, and earth and everything in it according to the oldest biblical sources, not the later Yahweh-Jehovah. If Jehovah made the universe and earth then why didn’t he just make everyone Jehovah’s Witness cult members from the very start? Including the Jews and Muslims. I think the Mormons, CBN network and those companies making Halal meat products are behind this. Why are Jehovah’s Witnesses anathema in Israel?, why do the Jews dislike Jehovah’s Witnesses so much and ban and protest them at every chance? If everyone in Israel became a JW then ISIS could just walk in and take the country over like it was nothing. Look, don’t you have to admit to yourself that if the JW’s are right then God is basically a moron and has no control over anything and never has, that he can’t even predict tomorrow’s weather or a sports score, that he constantly keeps f-king things up and has multiple personalities at war with each other in his mind and it needs humans to fix his mistakes and contradictions and redefine with abstract alternate explanations in the books he wrote? This is what the facts show. Wouldn’t you have to admit that he keeps pulling the rug under people’s feet at the same time all over the world, telling different people different things and then telling them that he didn’t do it and that he’s looking forward to burn ALL Non-Jehovah’s Witness humanity with fire to prove that it’s his and the JW’s way or the highway? (Telling the world through fancy mind control and telepathic powers only to specific charlatans, when it would be so much easier to have written it down for them using heaven’s magic pen and ink from the start).

Let’s see what Jews have to say about even just this one very abhorrent, dangerous and very subversive communistic sect that promotes anarchy and zombification of people’s histories, societies, personalities and identities into a mishmash of filth and dross existence, excerpts courtesy of yadlachim.org…..” One of the most aggressive missionary groups operating today in the State of Israel is the sect which calls itself ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’. “The Watchtower (one of the names of the sect) has experienced conflicts in almost every nation of the world – this writer was unable to locate a single country where they have not experienced problems. At one time or another they were banned or their activities severely restricted in almost every nation of the world, and are still banned in twenty six countries according to their official world-wide activities report published in 1995. In the United States alone, members of the communistic sect were repeatedly charged in the courts of law, with among other things, blasphemy, ridicule of other religions and of authorities, inciting violence, breach of peace, desecration of the American flag, criminal syndicalism and sedition. In July 1940 the government of Canada banned the ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ outright. The law, passed under the War Measures Act, was vigorously enforced. According to recently declassifed wartime documents, the reason for the ban was: “The federal government described ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ as subversive and offensive religious zealots… in a secret report given to special parliamentarian committees in 1942”. The government report on the sect concluded that, “probably no other organization is so offensive in its methods, working as it does under the guise of Christianity (Religion). Many of the teachings have led the sect into bitter conflict with civil authorities all over the world, in democratic as well as in totalitarian states. ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ are scornful of all other religions and “members of the sect repeatedly collided with the law.” Articles in the ‘Golden Age’ and ‘Consolation’ (offcial publications of the sect) depicted members of other religions in the vilest of terms, and numerous illustrations showed them in a slanderous light. A well-known researcher summarizes the attitude of the sect to the outside world from 1922 to the present as “the extremist attitude”, it could only be interpreted as complete negation of all governments, religions, churches and international organizations. The major reason for their troubles was because Witnesses are taught to believe that ALL governments and ALL religions are of Satan – and under pain of excommunication ALL of them must follow Watchtower policy. In the Watchtower’s own words, they teach that: “ALL organizations on the earth that are in the opposition to God and his kingdom (all religious and political organizations outside of’Jehovah’s Witnesses’ or the views of ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ leadership that is) therefore, necessarily take the name “Babylon”and “Harlot.” And what is their ultimate goal? They openly declare that they work for the establishing of Worldwide Theocratic Government. In other words, replacement of ALL existing governments by worldwide rule of a Governing Body of ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’. This is basically a DICTATORSHIP!!!! The members of the sect “joyfully wait” for the day when “the rest of humanity would be condemned to death and then they can take over; whoever did not join’ Jehovah’s Witnesses’ in the mean time would have no hope of receiving God’s mercy and would be destroyed.” This is without a doubt a morose psychotic DICTATORSHIP!!! Nowadays ‘Jehovah’sWitnesses’ continue to disseminate huge amounts of anti-Semitic materials. As a matter of fact, they’re one of the biggest distributors of hate literature in human history. A few examples will suffice. In 1982 they published a book called “You Can Live Forever In Paradise On Earth.” It was published in 15 million copies and distributed worldwide in 55 languages. On pages 25-26 of the book we can see what is their current opinion of the Jews. Among other things it says there of the Jews: “Was God really their father? Did God accept their form of religion? Not at all!”… Jews are “from their father the Devil, and they wish to do his desires.” The Jewish religion “served the interest of the Devil. ”And they concluded that because of their evil, the Jews “were on the way to destruction”. In another official publication from 1984 they say that ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ “have no intention to falling into the sad course of the Jews”, because the Jews“exchanged the truth of God for the lie.” (Yet strangely the Jews and JW’s are in fact very similar in their religious world view in many areas, especially in their eschatology doctrines so much so that it’s uncanny, especially with each of the 2 sects believing that they’re the one and only true chosen people and that only they will eventually all be resurrected to rule the earth because everyone else is wrong, one could also throw Muslims into the list because of the same basic views, and others). All Witnesses are expected to abide by the doctrines and organizational requirements as determined by the Governing Body. (Big Brother) Watch Tower Society publications strongly discourage Witnesses from formulating doctrines and “private ideas” (thinking) reached through independent Bible research (reading with eye balls, absolutely no thinking or reading, bad bad bad).

Witnesses teach that people must choose between God’s organization (the JW’s Governing Body) and Satan’s (Non-Jehovah’s Witnesses) and that the Bible cannot be properly understood without guidance by “Jehovah’s visible organization.” Jehovah’s Witnesses have consistently claimed to be the only true religion. Based on their interpretation of Revelation 18:2-24, Jehovah’s Witnesses believe ANY and ALL other religions are part of “Babylon the Great”, a “world empire of false religion” under the control of Satan. JW’s believe that Jesus was the archangel Michael (Micha-EL, see previous “EL” information) before becoming Jesus, they have translated and re-translated the bible into what they call the New World Translation. The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society altered the text of their bible numerous times to change meaning and make it fit their organization’s doctrines, their New World Translation has gone through numerous editions, as the Jehovah’s Witnesses over time discover more and more scriptures that contradict each other. JW’s (I’m getting tired of writing the longer full name version) aren’t allowed to accept or give blood, but they will gladly condone Non-JW’s eventually being ripped and torn apart, bled to death and burned for eternity. JW’s believe that ALL governments are tools of Satan, every single one of them, they are all the same Satans, and if you aren’t a JW then you are lost and damned with absolutely no hope. Everything and everyone is just lumped together and equally evil under the power of Satan. The actual real name of the cult is the “Russellites”, followers were known simply as “Russellites” since Charles Taze Russell founded the cult in 1879. (He later admitted that he doesn’t understand and never learned Aramaic, Hebrew, Greek or Latin which are the languages that the biblical original sources and early texts were written in). In 1914 many thousands of followers defected when the end of the world didn’t occur as predicted. After 1920 many thousands of members had defected and left so the new president Joseph Franklin Rutherford announced that Jesus was actually the archangel Michael, and that Jewish patriarchs (such as Abraham, Noah, Abel, Moses and Isaac) would be resurrected in 1925, then when that didn’t happen over 3/4 of members defected and left, so then he changed the organizations name in 1931 instead to Jehovah’s Witnesses and further centralized control and rules. He then went on to define the great pyramid as Satan’s tool, which up to that time was taught as Russell’s belief that it was God’s word in stone. Their bible is constantly edited, text is deleted and added to and meanings changed to support their views and written material, their new bible is actually far secondary to the much more important official writings of the organization known as “scripture studies”, which are revelations from Jehovah to the Governing Body. They don’t even want JW members to read their own JW bible on its own ever. The Governing Body in Brooklyn formulates all the doctrines, oversees the production of all the written material for publications and conventions, and administers the group’s worldwide operations and invasions into other countries. Just recently they held conventions in Australia and even Italy of all places to crowds of 70,000 JW’s arriving from 60 countries. Even as I’m writing this, fundamentalist Muslims and their illegal migrant operatives are invading Europe on a daily basis, and some to escape the Muslim world itself also, which just proves that Islam is a failed imploding faith system and that the Muslim god and prophets are killing other Muslim gods and prophets solely for the reason because they can and want to (with them invading from one side to JW’s, Mormons, Televangelists and the many other traveling purveyors of subversive propaganda, beliefs and ideals from the other side, it is obvious their sole intent is to destabilize and promote foreign ruled complete subversive communist-inspired anarchy in every country they are found in, to tear down societies, history, reality and erect other variations of pools but made with concrete and metal. They have much more in common with similar goals than meets the eye). Various televangelists on tour and on television are basically Jehovah’s Witness-lite, (sort of like drinking 89% lethal poison instead of 99%)…slightly lesser extreme versions of filth yet equally dangerous, mind controlling and dehumanizing just the same, because in essence they also want to turn as many people into brainwashed and molded lumps of obedient unthinking zombie subversives also. They employ the same methods of made up stories, fiction, promises, threats and proclamations, they too go on about golden lamps, trumpets, robes, prophecy and eternal death and damnation for those who don’t fall for their craftily worded fantasy scenarios and filth in the hopes of making more out of touch with reality and fantasy history pamphlet passer-outer clones and envelope stuffers. In Mormonism there is a lot of strange mysticism, including Jesus and Satan being brothers, also different planets being heaven, stuff like Adam actually being God, Jesus in North America teaching the Native peoples, invented civilizations and societies and other much weirder made up stuff, and also many other esoteric “secret doctrines” which is known only to an initiated few. But JW’s are straight up front with their views right from the beginning and let you know from the start that you are lost and with no hope…unless you also “joyously await” along with their anarcho-communist brother comerades the coming destruction of normality, reality, linear progressive history and civilization. All these various philosophies, voodoo trash and lying filth doctrines are an abomination to the natural order of things, even to the bugs crawling in the dirt. They’re just peddling irrational and historically untrue fantasy and faked absurd abstract concepts stories. Just a few examples concerning just the JW’s……

They are forbidden to serve in the military
They are forbidden to buy Girl Scout cookies (Boy Scouts and Girl Guides are organizations that serve Satan and his world)
They are forbidden to celebrate any holidays (Christmas, Easter, New Year’s, Hallowe’en, Chinese New Year, Japanese Autumn Equinox Day, Valentine’s Day etc.)
They are forbidden to celebrate their or anyone’s birthday (most births are a direct result of the diabolus-Devil copulations, an abomination)
They are forbidden to run for or hold a political office
They are forbidden to vote in any political campaign (voting is an abomination)
They are forbidden to serve on a jury
They are forbidden to own or wear a cross (any version of a cross is ultimately a pagan symbol of a penis)
They must not pet a dog or any mammals
They are forbidden to speak to former members who are shunned (disfellowshipped)
They are forbidden to accept Christmas gifts
They are forbidden to purchase any Christian products (books, music, plaques, pictures etc)
They can’t enter any Non-Jehovah’s Witness house of worship or building (it is Satan’s den)
They are forbidden to read any Christian literature (Christian literature is an abomination)
Hinduism, Buddhism, Shinto, Native People’s and Pagan religions are Antichrist inspired serving the Beast (even though they’re much, much, much older religions from before even any multi-headed and multi-horned and crowned beast even existed)
Jews are Children of the Devil

Interestingly, because the founder Charles Taze Russell never learned Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek or Latin, and because there is no “j” sound in Hebrew it’s the “y” sound, then even still today they blasphemously pronounce the name of their god and jesus and many other character names incorrectly. Major orthoepy malfunction from the very start.

They are forbidden to have friends who are not Jehovah’s Witnesses
They are forbidden to marry a non-Jehovah’s Witness
They are forbidden to say “God Bless You” when someone sneezes (God is of the Devil, or may even be the Devil probably according to scripture, a trick of the ancient pagan’s diabolus ways since the Garden of Eden)
They are forbidden to have a tattoo
They are forbidden to use pet foods made with blood or blood products
They are forbidden to donate blood or their organs or accept them
They are forbidden to read any anti-Jehovah’s Witness material
They are forbidden to interpret the Bible without Watchtower literature to explain it to them (reading on your own is asking for trouble and demons)
They are forbidden to wear any Christian or other religious jewelry
They are forbidden to support their country and be patriotic (every single nation is a tool of Satan)
They are forbidden to be involved in martial arts, yoga, boxing or wrestling (they use demons to gain strength, stretching, coordination and flexibility and may turn you into an evil Hindu or other Pagan or Native Peoples, and invite Pagan, Native, Japanese and Hindu demons which may cause the person to forego or donate less to the temple coffers, and here they strangely agree with Pat Robertson which is even more strange because Pat Robertson is known for his egregious unhealthy slouching posture for many decades)

They are forbidden to join any clubs or sports teams (they are full of various humanoids-demons)
They are forbidden to participate in a school play (they are full of various humanoids-demons)
They are forbidden to use any tobacco products
They are forbidden to attend the funeral of an ex-Jehovah’s Witness
They are forbidden to be a police officer (they are Servants of Satan, basically in agreement with subversives and anarchists) * this one is very strange considering they patrol and protect Jehovah’s Witnesses while they do their door knocking in the downtown and ghettos areas.
Women are forbidden to pray in the presence of men without a hat or head covering
They are forbidden to play chess
They are forbidden to salute the flag, stand for or sing the national anthem, pledge allegiance to the country or own a flag (in effect silently declaring to be an enemy subversive of the country, sort of like Colin Kaepernick)
They are forbidden to wear jade jewelry
They are forbidden to say “good luck” (“luck” is considered a pagan concept, so it’s probably pagan worship which means…demons)
They must not own wind-chimes (they are for chasing away evil spirits, hence pagan witchcraft just like lawn sprinklers and bird feeders which may invite unclean demon birds and demon worms)
Their source of authority is not any actual bible, but the voluminous writings of their Governing Body (the bible can however be used as a paperweight, door stop, uneven table legs, squishing bugs etc)

Joseph Franklin Rutherford was the second president of the incorporated Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society, renamed Jehovah’s Witnesses by him in 1931, after reorganizing the religion under a new theocracy and making controversial doctrinal changes, in 1929 the organization constructed Beth Sarim (Hebrew for House of the Princes”), a ten-bedroom mansion in San Diego, California, claiming that various resurrected Old Testament biblical patriarchs or prophets such as Abraham, Moses, David, Isaiah and Samuel will soon be literally living in the house having cocktail parties and playing scrabble after Armageddon (but no breaded shrimp, BLT sandwiches or bbq pork spare ribs of course), after Rutherford’s death the house and property was sold in 1948 and the doctrine of Moses and the patriarchs living in it was abandoned in 1950, (they will instead be living at the Brooklyn YMCA near the Jehovah’s Witnesses Headquarters having lemon parties not far from the local Burger King).

They must read and study Watchtower literature regularly
They must go from door to door weekly to gain converts
They must attend five meetings per week
Only officially approved sexual practices are allowed in marriage
Jehovah’s Witness Kingdom Halls have no windows (it is thought of as a holy bunker, so they don’t want members to see the real outside world or be distracted by outside light or the window frame designs/curtains)
If they witness another Jehovah’s Witness breaking the rules they must report them to the elders politburo to be interrogated
They are forbidden to take a blood transfusion
They must not pet a dog or any mammals (Interestingly, to Muslims dogs have been seen as impure and the Islamic legal tradition has developed several injunctions that warn Muslims against most contact with dogs, so a common connection there)
Men are forbidden to wear beards (beards are an abomination from the devil)
They are forbidden to discuss dinosaurs, archaeology or scientific results without Watchtower approval (Dinosaurs may have been made and destroyed on the same day, or just demons, so no point asking pointless questions)
The Watchtower organization is God’s prophet on earth today
Women must submit to the authority of Watchtower elders
They must forego vacations to attend annual conventions (many demons take vacations)
They must study Watchtower books at least six months before they can be baptized
Before baptism, one must answer over 80 Bible questions with Scripture references in front of a panel of elders, just like a gameshow but no prize
Most of The Book of Revelation applies only to the Jehovah’s Witnesses (the 144,000 are only Jehovah’s Witnesses)
They cannot celebrate Mother’s or Father’s day (it may produce pride/demons thus ushering in the beast and false prophet)
Kingdom Halls cannot have pews for seating (demons may already be sitting there)
They must appear before a Judicial Committee if they are caught breaking Watchtower rules (secret files are kept on all members which record these meetings – these files are kept in New York and are never destroyed)
All pastors are the “Antichrist”
All churches are of Satan (ALL churches are of Satan starting from the first one)
God only speaks through the JW “Governing Body” in…Brooklyn, New York
They are discouraged from attending college
The Lord’s supper is only to be eaten by select Jehovah’s Witnesses (144,000 group – 99.99% of Jehovah’s Witnesses are forbidden from taking the Lord’s supper)
The Lord’s supper can only be celebrated annually
JW’s in times of crisis, are strongly discouraged from consulting with family counselors, including mental health professionals who are not Jehovah’s Witnesses
Only faithful Jehovah’s Witnesses will survive Armageddon
If they have a Non-Witness spouse their first loyalty is to the elders over their spouse (the spouse is probably a demon anyway)
Angels direct the Watchtower organization (Demons used to be Angels)
Judgment day is 1000 years long
If you leave Jehovah’s Witnesses or are expelled from the organization you will not be resurrected (no chance of zombification for you)
Only Jehovah’s Witness prayers are heard by God, the rest are unheard
Man’s salvation is secondary in God’s plan; Jesus was sent to “vindicate Jehovah’s name” (it’s all about the name)
God will destroy all Non-Jehovah’s Witnesses at Armageddon

Because of failed predictions in 1878, 1881, 1914 and 1918, many thousands of members had defected and left in 1920, so the new president Joseph Franklin Rutherford announced that Jesus was actually the archangel Michael and that Jewish patriarchs (such as Abraham, Noah, Abel, Moses and Isaac etc) would be resurrected in 1925, then when that didn’t happen over 3/4 of members defected and left, so then he changed the organization’s name in 1931 instead to Jehovah’s Witnesses, started a new Kingdom Halls concept and further centralized control and rules (However, it should be reminded that the JW’s organization largely sprang from the previous failed Millerites movement which predicted a second coming to happen in 1844, which in turn sprang from a number of religious sects and leaders making failed prediction dates since the Middle Ages especially during the Black Death plague, which sprang from a number of failed predictions for the year 1000 CE, which all sprang from the first and main Jesus and Paul fables characters failed predictions and the first original so-called Christians very own beliefs and expectations which even turned out completely opposite, which sprang from a number of previous Jewish failed predictions which also turned out completely opposite, (who then technically and factually can be considered as the very first attested Jehovah’s Witnesses, but which nevertheless even their apocalyptic zombifications ideas ultimately being imported and adapted from the Zoroastrian beliefs and theologies), which easily shows a long linear line of numerous sects and gurus leaders being wrong, making failed predictions and spreading made up misinformation for thousands of years, and which unequivocally ends the absurd rising zombies and patriarchs fixation topics and even their alternate universe sectarian mentality altogether…until the next prediction). See also List of Failed Apocalypses Since 1st Century (not a complete list especially since the 3rd century BCE) which shows that this kind of delusional fixation psychosis of rising patriarchs, zombifications and outer space superheroes and so-called “revelatory information” to a chosen few humanoids has been common for a long time and that the false beliefs mental disorder is really nothing but old boring science-fiction failed news and ideas.

They are strongly discouraged from giving to charity, except Watchtower causes (the rest are mainly just demons probably)
They must never enter a church building
They must never attend a church service
Men must wear short hair at all times, hair touching the ears is frowned upon, any sideburns are style of the Devil and his infernal works (mustaches and bangs are the work of the Devil and his demons)
They must refer to all Jehovah’s Witnesses as “brother” or “sister” (even if not related even remotely in any way, however real brothers and sisters can be foreign evil alien demons if not JW’s)
They can never question what is printed in Watchtower literature, ever
They must report their witnessing activity to the elders of the local JW’s politburo

…..Just when you think you’ve come across all the nauseating neurotic crap and filth from just the JW’s alone, you then even come across more. As mentioned, this Charles Taze Russell character who founded the cult, admitted early on that he didn’t know how to read any of the languages which were actually used to write the earliest biblical material and bibles (Hebrew/Aramaic/Greek/Latin), so he wouldn’t even have had a clue what the original words used were or their meaning or context or symbological allegorical agendas meanings (How ridiculous is that? pfff, everyone knows that the ancient Hebrews, Aramaic, Greek and Latin writers never ever wrote in English, especially ancient Hebrews who didn’t write in Greek or Latin and they had no clue where England even was let alone writing in English, it’s the same absurdness as televangelists). Early on he was very obsessed with the Pyramids however, so much so that the “Russellites” broke off into other sects just about this topic alone, (the whole did God or Satan guide the building of the pyramids thing), before more later major defections over other subjects. Russell actually founded the now called Jehovah’s Witness religion based on Pyramidology. (Witnesses to what anyway? Who or what exactly have they seen or witnessed? Why the heck would “God” then let Egypt become a Muslim country and hate pyramids and ancient history? Why didn’t Jesus build a pyramid or at least mention pyramids in a parable or visit the pyramids as a sign of something?). Russell tied in the measurements of the internal passageways of the Great Pyramid of Giza to first calculate the pivotal date of 1914. That’s right, 1914 was based on the measurements of pyramids! Only in 1928 did the Watchtower society abandon the pyramidology from their religion but they still kept the 1914 date, which required them to come up with a new way of calculating it because it is so pivotal to their religious beliefs. To do this, they had to recalculate and play around with and fudge the numbers of the fall of Jerusalem to 607 BCE, when all reference books, both secular and religious, agree that Jerusalem was actually destroyed in 587-58. He was so obsessed with the pyramids early on that in 1914 he spent the equivalent of $7,063,000 today to produce an 8 hour film (enter trumpet sounds and violins…ta-da…). “The Photo-Drama of Creation“. In this early filmed piece of verbal diarrhea trash kook-ism he rambles on and on and on…..and on (video at the link, Youtube has practically everything on video and I just love sharing the wacky absurdness of reality destroying mind control cults) about all the crazy and invented things he made up, but which he called the eternal God’s truth. From before Adam and Eve going right down to his time. His beliefs are basically a con-cocted bubbling mishmash of pyramids, bible excerpts, pyramid measurements, invented symbology and meanings and amount to just his own personal brand of filth doctrines, a Russell-pyramid jimble jamble voodooism. He proclaimed that Jesus already invisibly returned to earth in 1874 based on pyramidology, based on inch per year rules based on measurements of the interior passages of the great pyramid, its height and width. Of course after he died and the Russellites splintered off into other similar ridiculous organizations, they kept the same important dates but just continued making more stuff up, inventing more fiction, deleting text, deleting pyramids because now it was Satan who built them (Hmmm?…that rings a bell, that rings a bell), adding text and going through mountains of pencils and erasers doing calculations proving something or another, then more calculations to fix mistakes and unfulfilled prophecies and events so then they invented even more crap (Many, many pencils and erasers were destroyed needlessly).

Check out the gravesite of Charles Taze Russell and the memorial pyramid stone put there by his later named JW Watchtower society. Notice the cross on the stone also, which Jehovah’s Witnesses later denounced as pagan origins, Satanic and ultimately being a penis symbol, as well as being directly connected to the same Freemasonic symbology that are still used today, which it is. Russel was also known to have been a supporter of many Freemasonic ideologies and doctrines including of course the main point of establishment of a one great mind control Theocratic Dictatorship on the planet but with only elect JW’s in charge of the world. Wacky kookism all the way around and just yet another one of numerous Abrahamic religions cults and sects with their own personal abstract fables, fake promises, and fraudulent claims and realities around today. Image: whale.to

One can clearly see that these are strange foreign customs and abstract concepts of deranged people and filth vile morals. You know, with all the recent news about ISIS, muslim fundamentalists and terrorists promising death, destruction, conquering the world and filling all the lands with blood, doesn’t this sound exactly like what the JW’s are “joyously awaiting” and praying for? It sure does. Now, I would like to know how this dangerous subversive cult is allowed to even exist, allowed to spread their subversive doctrines, anarcho-communist ideals and lies to other nations, and the other subversive mind-control cults as well. (but then again, same thing goes for televangelists on television as you’ve seen, yet there’s been plenty of them over the years too and even still today). Also, why do the JW’s even use the internet and computers to spread their subversive theologies to corrupt and infect other nations in the first place? Everyone knows that the internet is just one tool of the almighty “Great Beast” of Revelation, they are in essence gladly using Satanic powers, tools and technology to accelerate their own demise, or accelerate the Beast’s work which either way is an abomination and a great sin, perhaps the greatest sin in the history of the world since the talking serpent duped the first humans and took over the whole world from God who was also…DUPED FIRST and became the first duping victim of the nefarious slithering sepent. They are hypocritically and gladly and joyously employing Satanic methods, magic and technology from the harlot and “Great Beast”, this only makes the Great Beast stronger and in more control of things to fight the JW’s. Every single day that the JW organization is on the Satanic internet spiderwebs of blasphemy they are actually hammering a nail into Moses’ feet also, giving Jesus turpentine to drink, spraying graffiti on the pyramids and cursing Jehovah to the high heavens, they are in essence breaking his golden lamps, pulling his beard and untying his robe and sandals to mock his predictions and to show his shame all in the name of God’s or Satan’s pyramids. It would be correct to say that they are also assisting ISIS and making it easier for muslim fundamentals and migrant operatives to infilltrate and continue their wars, they are force-feeding Jewish people to eat pork chops and bacon, seafood platters and to pick up sticks on the Sabbath, they are attempting to destroy European Renaissance art and architecture and replace it with Kingdom Halls, pamphlets and subliminal cartoon images of the Beast (also called Beelzebub, Leviathan, Satan, Devil, Lucifer, Diabolus etc). They and the other similar mind-controlling sects and organizations and their minions want to overthrow Chinese restaurants, Indian eateries, Japanese sushi and noodles shops, Mexican taco stands, Sony, Ikea, Hugo Boss and hair care product companies world-wide to instead install a theocracy of crappy suit stores and bland and boring one world one mind theocratic food, probably just hot dogs, no name macaroni and cheese dinner and plain mashed potatoes. One large anarcho-commie theocratic mind-controlling brain with tentacles reaching into your very DNA, identity and soul. They want you to gouge the speck out of your own eye but ignore the large pile of manure all around you, to ignore the filth they are spreading, time to go off to other places, countries and doors instead to point out the speck on their tunics, the specks in their unholy literature and books and history, even the crumbs on their sandals but not the manure on their own loafers or the filth in their newly con-cocted pamphlets and writings. They are coming from the land of Miley Cyrus and other much worse creepy crawlies, yet they are on a mission to erect pools in as many other countries as they can? Look, just take a look all around you or watch the news or television, this maggot-filled piece of dirt floating in frozen space already has enough maggots crawling around, it’s even overpopulated with various kinds of maggots, why let maggots control your mind or tell you how to think? why the heck would we need to make more kinds and varieties of maggots, making them spread and now even erect their subversive pools?

One can see that this offshoot sect and cult is ideal for mindless zombie automatons who need to be told what to believe, how and where to think and not think, and practically when it’s ok to wipe their butt after going to the washroom, reminiscent of hardcore superboring and nonsensical pyramid communism mixed in with a bit of quasi-ufo time traveling ol’ time religion and gospel trash melodies and then topped off with mind-control subversive anarcho-communism. A bunch of truly filth infested doctrines and soul and personality destroying morals. Their ways are not Croatian ways, they preach foreign creeds from feeble minds. In a nutshell, this subversive sect and cult travels and campaigns all across their country of origin and then around the world for people to not take up arms to defend their country or nation but reap as many benefits from the country as possible to further their religious zealot campaigns against the country or nation until all the Non-JW’s are destroyed, they campaign for and promote the overthrow of every single and ALL world governments and every single religion that is not Jehovah’s Witness, they campaign to eliminate every nation’s personal customs, cherished traditions, beliefs, history, way of life, culture, holidays, flags etc, if it is not in line with Jehovah’s Witness leadership views, every single religion or belief system and especially non-belief system is evil and of Satan and should rightfully be destroyed, ALL and every single one of them. They are basically spitting on the graves of any Croatian who has defended their lands through the centuries. They are basically spitting on the graves of any Croatian who has defended their lands through the centuries. They are spitting on Croatian customs, culture and history, festivities and celebrations and equating them to being the same in evilness as any other customs found on the planet. They are spitting and verbally stomping on the traditions and history of every nation that in many cases were around hundreds and even thousands of years before Charles Taze Russell came along as the chosen one. (Equating Croatian festivals or celebrations, take the over 300 year tradition of the Alka Knights Tournament or the educational, historical and entertaining Croatian Order of the Silver Dragon medieval re-enactment group as just a couple examples, to being somehow the same as ISIS festivities, as a Voodoo religious festival, as the Mecca Black Stone festival or a local hot dog eating contest festival or even a plethora other traditional festivals in different countries, is downright lunacy and preposterously absurd, it’s just plain frikin absurd). It would also be a great unpardonable sin. That’s basically why the Jews, State of Israel and many other nations don’t like them with a passion.

When one scratches beneath the surface and inspects beyond the tip of the iceberg, then the real facts and chain of events come to the surface. Then their true missions, ideals and dogmas are much clearer. What we then see is not just some harmless or quirky religions, charlatans and just odd snake oil salesmen. What their own deeds, words and literature/propaganda truly is attempting to do is destroy. This filth wants to make you believe that a frog is a bird, that a rose is a weed and that blatant lies is the truth. That they can invent past and future histories and then change them again and again, and so everything is as it should be. The weed really and truly is a fine smelling rose, mind control is freedom, the most blatant fabricated lies are the most beautiful holy biblical truths. Living and believing according to these kinds of dogmas and rules actually makes subversive anarchy their actual and real faith and purpose. False-filled dangerous subversive anarchy in the guise of a harmless Saturday morning chirping disease-spreading bird on your front lawn. Chirp chirp away chaos and subversive anarchy bringing birdie, my you chirp so well and sublime, Lo there! yonder is a hungry cat across the street who would like you to scratch his nose with your most excellent and blessed feathery wings of truth. He beckons for your wise chirping for you surely are the wisest, holiest and most high of all the fantasy-folly chirpers. (Moral to the story? Just because someone chirps or talks a lot, it doesn’t mean anything important, interesting or true is actually being chirped/spoken or that it’s true).

However, a brief note should be mentioned about some other sects, (because a cult and sect is a cult and sect, mind control theologies and fabulist fabrications know no borders). The Serbian church is a prime example of one of these (Officially known in Serbian alphabet as “Српска православна црква”), a primitive national religious organization and fusion of ultranationalism political doctrines and agendas, psuedohistories and mythomanias, also including their own exclusive brand of saints and holy men. During the 1990’s, however from even before that, Serbian church patriarchs and leadership have taken highly active roles in supporting wars of conquest against other peoples, including ethnic cleansing and worse, a hybrid fusion of ethnic-politico-religious ideologies, where even convicted war criminals from the 1990’s have been blessed as heroes and saints (Among others, the indicted Serbian mobster and paramilitary chump commander Arkan who was responsible for early massacres of Croatian unarmed civilians and other later deeds, is still today a Serbian church folk hero and was given great praise by Serb church leaders at his funeral (supposedly now residing in Serbian Heaven, without a doubt him and pals are with Morris Cerullo, Oral Roberts, Jack Van Impe, Herbert W. Armstrong and Billy Graham right now this very minute floating around with their wings and tabernacle trumpets doing all sorts of singing and floating stuff), even their many monks and monasteries are mainly just self-serving and self-worshipping dens of political-ultranationalism). Today they use the same modus operandi and church politics games in not recognizing and even actively trying to obliterate other people’s churches and national rights in other countries such as Montenegro, North Macedonia and especially recently refusing to recognize independent Ukraine’s national church, even cases of supporting Serbian volunteers who travelled to Ukraine to help ethnically cleanse large areas. Although they were unsuccessful against Croatia thankfully, because Croatia summoned ancient Hyperborean magic and the esoteric powers of the Croatian pentagram of King Peter Krešimir IV, nevertheless an intruding nefarious religious sect needs to be kept in check no matter where they arrive from, and no matter which hats, robes, jackets or pants they wear. Which proves my point again, that there’s enough floating around mind control cults and sects charlatans already, so why the heck would many more purveyors of nefarious hocus pocus mind control and faith seeds lying gurus preachers be able to come from even across the ocean to spread their tentacles into people’s brains in other countries?, to in effect be a jet flying Cymothoa Exigua preacher and their minions feasting on the personalities, identities, histories and civilizations in other countries to destroy reality for their own personal alternate universes and temple coffers? to allow such a thing would be absurd and criminal. (However even stranger still in the above example which makes it all even more absurd, is that large segments of their population are actually Turkish, as well as of Romanian, Albanian, Bulgarian and some Greek heritage and proven through scientific genetic results, through centuries their Serbian Orthodox church only made them into Serbs over time, which just adds to the deception mutating-religion-mythomanias complex).

Incredible and shocking as it may seem, because of all the many decades later and even centuries later added mutating textual material and characters, obscurantism, fabulist invented fables, abstract concepts, newer theologies and cherry-picking repetitions of only a few anonymously written text excerpts (especially today), many people are not even aware that “Christianity” was a much later appearing term and religious cult and sect that was only started out by and meant only for Jews in ancient Palestine, and primarily just a failed Jewish apocalyptic sect. The very earliest followers of the Jesus character according to the narrative were just only apocalyptic Jewish Christians who were expecting an end to the world very soon any day and without a doubt in their lifetime as the Jesus character promised, and they didn’t even call themselves that but instead called themselves “Disciples of the Lord/Disciples of the Way”, “brothers” or some other cultic identification labels. Even later the early so-called “Christian groups” (as there were many of the appearing cults and sects believing different versions of “The Way”, whatever “The Way” even was or meant), they were still all strictly Jewish, such as the Ebionites and the early so-called Christian community in Jerusalem. They believed only in traditional Jewish eschatology and the continued Jewish customs, traditions, prophecies and OT writings. Only after, especially after the destruction of the Jerusalem Temple by God in circa. 70 CE, only then did the Jews fully abandon and reject “The Way” and any Jesus as a messiah or “King of the Jews” concept. Then only over the next decades and centuries as the Jesus character and belief systems greatly mutated with many added new stories/gospels/letters/epistles, traditions and beliefs incorporating all sorts of ideas, theologies and beliefs such as older esoteric mysticism, philosophies, Zoroastrianism, Hellenism and Roman ideas etc, only then did it spread further to the Gentiles and break completely with the original failed and rejected Jewish sect beliefs that started it strictly for Jews anyway, ie: the original Jewish cult(s) of later so-called mutating “Christianity” was never even meant for Non-Jews in the first place, (even the Jesus character makes this very clear a number of times in some of the gospel novels, he’s quite clear he came only for the lost sheep of Israel), but it was on the contrary just another failed Jewish apocalyptic sect hoping for a saviour messiah to defeat all their enemies (the Non-Jews/Gentiles/Romans etc) and then set up a new most powerful super-duper kingdom in Jerusalem to rule the world, which failed to materialize.

Put it this way, regarding the above JW example and other similar examples, doesn’t it plainly show that some people can even brainwash themselves without even needing others to do it to them? If Charles Taze Russell was supposedly given secrets by “God” about prophetic events, information and about how “God” guided the building of the great pyramid and his new religion was totally based on his and these “revelation” truths, yet the professed events never came to pass, shouldn’t that be the end of the story? In a logical world wouldn’t that be the end of his new religion and belief system?, especially by the 5th or 7th failed prediction? Wouldn’t any scientific experiment or thesis proven to be wrong likewise then be not believed as truth either? Wouldn’t any medicine discovered to be bad for your health after a while be substituted for one that in the long run helps your health? But nooooooo, after he died the new people in charge did a 180 degree turn around and proclaimed his pyramid beliefs as wrong and Satanic, and then they just continued on keeping all the same dates and many other of Russell’s beliefs anyway. What is wrong with this picture? If the foundational “truths” of the religion were proven to be crap numerous times, then that should have been the end. As in time to look for another religion or hobby. But they kept on going with it, obsessively keeping the same made up dates and many of Russell’s beliefs, except his Satanic pyramids beliefs now, and then just kept on rolling with it even to this day, mutating and mutating. This is a classic case of people brainwashing themselves even when the truth has hit them on the head like a hammer, a hammer hitting them on the head numerous times even. They are still believing the round ball is a square piece of wood even as they’re literally watching the round ball roll down the street.

(We need to be like holy and wise ol’ Noah and shut the door on them and all the various servants of subversive anarchy, even those masquerading under various guises with other foreign voodoo creeds of filth and irrational abstract ideals. Let them turn back to Newark, Cincinnati, Toronto, Calgary, Salt Lake City, Buffalo, Canaan and Egypt etc. God’s Will and Nature is not to be tampered with and it must take its course and will, just close that door like godly and good ol’ Noah. Let the rains fall and close the door, let the Akkadites and Jebusites carry them off to slave and toil making bricks, let their filth parade go elsewhere with Noah’s and God’s blessing. Does not even camel dung float? Verily, even their dung screams to high heaven cursing their very pointless existence, no waters can clean that dung off of these sects and their dung scrolls, their words are written on the backs of the skins of dead carcasses using dung ink. Because it’s all the dung of the Great Beast and his minions, trolling the nations to invite them to hate themselves and be ashamed of their very own dung, tricking them subversively to accept another’s foreign dung as their own and even that they are walking and talking dung just like the others, verily it’s pure frikin foreign subversive anarchy. Clean the camel dung from your own tent first blasphemers, before giving it to others. That’s when the people and nations should rise up and unequivocally declare: “Off with you, you try to give and sell us your foreign camel dung from your own tents, this is not our camel dung, we don’t breed camels nor do our tents liken unto your tents, you verily blaspheme upon our tents which we have made with our very own hands and which God made for us. You are servants of the filthy bird of perdition and his subversive lying helpers from Babylon, you vile blasphemers try to install your dirty bird of perdition into our pigeon tents. You verily spit in the eye of god and his table, you pull his beard and mocketh the Elohim and Nephilim! Your are verily the traveling freak show circus demons cast out of hell to do Satan’s bidding. We unequivocally cast you to the bubbling burning sulphur lake where you belong and came from!)…GLO-RY!

Above is the opinion of Ze’ev Herzog, an Israeli archaeologist, professor of archaeology at The Department of Archaeology and Ancient Near Eastern Cultures at Tel Aviv University specializing in social archaeology, ancient architecture and field archaeology. He just might…just might know a little more than John Hagee, Kenneth Copeland, Joyce Meyer, Pat Robertson and, well, more than lots of people writing and spreading fabulist fiction stories and abstract concepts histories behind microphones and Youtube sermons. Here’s an excerpt of what else he thinks based on his “years of research”…..”This is what archaeologists have learned from their excavations in the Land of Israel: the Israelites were never in Egypt, did not wander in the desert, did not conquer the land in a military campaign and did not pass it on to the 12 tribes of Israel. Perhaps even harder to swallow is the fact that the united monarchy of David and Solomon, which is described by the Bible as a regional power, was at most a small tribal kingdom. And it will come as an unpleasant shock to many that the God of Israel, Jehovah, had a female consort and that the early Israelite religion adopted monotheism only in the waning period of the monarchy and not at Mount Sinai. Most of those who are engaged in scientific work in the interlocking spheres of the Bible, archaeology and the history of the Jewish people – and who once went into the field looking for proof to corroborate the Bible story – now agree that the historic events relating to the stages of the Jewish people’s emergence are radically different from what that story tells…”. It appears then that the archaeological records also support many of the biblical mythicist’s findings and their source materials/literary/historical evidences (and statements based on overwhelming lack of evidences).

It seems the OT and NT Yahweh-Jehovah God has a predilection for cutting penises, slaveries, genocides, mass murderings and especially human sacrifices and other sacrificings and voodoo blood magic offerings, a very strange demented fixation requiring specific sacrificings and blood all over the place (including even his own son supposedly in this novel story). Especially peculiar is the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah God’s obsession with first-born sons. In the book of Leviticus extensive and very detailed rules are given for priests to obey, and in Exodus 13:2 the Lord Yahweh-Jehovah said “Consecrate to me every first-born that opens the womb among Israelites, both man and beast, for it belongs to me.” Then later it says you can redeem (replace/ransom) an ass with a sheep and that you must redeem a child for a price, and it is very clear from other examples and in this context that “consecrate” means a burning sacrifice (because the Lord enjoys the smells in his nostrils which rise up to him in the smoke? sniiiiiiffff…aaahhhh). However, as usual another contradiction soon appears, in Leviticus 27:28-29, the Yahweh-Jehovah Lord again plainly allows for no redemptions…”But any one of his possessions which a man vows as doomed to the Lord, whether it is a human being or an animal, or a hereditary field, shall be neither sold nor ransomed; everything that is thus doomed becomes most sacred to the Lord. All persons that are doomed lose the right to be redeemed; they must be put to death.” Well now how about that?, it seems when the human is doomed to destruction as a sacrifice they actually can not be ransomed and MUST be put to death, it’s written right there in the good book. In a nutshell, these mentioned priests are guilty of theft and kidnapping, since any sins in the Old Testament were punishable by death, these priests simply used the threat of death to extort food and money from their followers. What do we call a scumbag that threatens to kill your kids unless you pay a specific ransom? A demented psychotic kidnapper that’s what! If these priests working for their Yahweh-Jehovah Lord (Jesus’ dad supposedly) were alive today they would be in prison with Abraham, Joshua, Moses and many numerous others, and not being intentionally mutated into heroes of some sort in a bizarre universe reality.

Of all the ridiculous hocus pocus fable events, including the new on the scene tribal god’s mass killings, plagues and smitings of Israelites and other enemy peoples back and forth like a boring lamenting killfest smorgasbord, and other nonsensical killings and rubbish in the book of Exodus, although not on the scale of the most well known episodes some of which I’ve mentioned at this blog, Moses’ brother Aaron is one character that I always thought was a really strange one just like a comic book character, and the episodes including him always get overlooked unfortunately and never really even explored, unfortunately I say because it’s plain downright hilarious and bizarre comedic kitsch rubbish at it’s lowbrow finest, it’s practically a 3 stooges episode. So let me get this straight…after all the magical hocus pocus miracles, staffs into snakes, death angels and plagues and the whole parting and walking through the Red Sea thing and glorious freedom from slavery and Egypt finally (although not long afterwards the Israelites are already crying and complaining wishing they were back in Egypt), eventually Moses walks up and down a mountain “8 times” in all talking to Yahweh-Jehovah (this after Yahweh-Jehovah arrives on top with hot burning fire, lava and smoke clouds, thunder and lightning and the earth quaking just like a volcano, including a great loud trumpet concert, it was quite an impressive show for everyone at the camp below basically), and then including even bringing his brother Aaron up “twice” to see and listen to Yahweh-Jehovah god in person also because Yahweh told him to bring him along, but not long after during the 6th time that Moses is up on the mountain alone for 40 days, his brother it seems was apparently not that impressed seeing and listening to the Master of the Universe and Midian after all, and he soon instead tells the Israelites that it was actually the golden calf who is their god that led them to freedom and out of Egypt, a golden calf that he even makes with his own hands and he also starts sacrificing to it on a special alter he personally made too, and after that he even proclaims a great joyous festival for the next day for all the Israelites to eat and drink and sing and perform sacrifices to the golden calf!. Then after this laughable stabbing his brother Moses and his God in the back episode the absurdity continues…the God and Moses command the slaughtering and deaths of thousands of the Israelites, telling the priestly Levites tribe to go around the camp with their swords and killing their brothers, friends and neighbors, and the next day Yahweh even sending a plague on the ones left over as icing on the cake. But what happens to traitorous Aaron the rogue ringleader for his crimes? Absolutely nothing! He gets totally unpunished and suffering no consequences! lol, this is so farcical and absurd that I can’t fathom how people fall for and believe these absurd fables (because he was the official handpicked by Yahweh-Jehovah to be high priest of the Israelites and leader of the priests? probably, but it still makes him basically an outright traitorous enemy and usurper to Moses and his god in leading a very major rebellion-revolution, he even makes the later Judas character seem like just a clumsy oaf choirboy). Interestingly not long afterwards and very amusing again, his two sons Nadab and Abihu get killed by the volcano god also, why?…because during all the many god demanded sacrificings going on continually they absentmindedly lit their incense censers with regular fire coals instead of god’s sacrificing fire coals, so Yahweh-Jehovah god had a major fit and instantly zapped them to death for their disobedience….wow, take that you disobedient scoundrels! (and when you think the absurdity episode is finished…get this…after fiery zapping of the brothers then god demands, as in he “demands” it, that their father Aaron, his family and all the Israelites show absolutely no grief, sympathy, empathy or mourn the deaths of the brothers in any way whatsoever, he literally “demands” it, as well as to not touch them but immediately drag and dump their bodies outside the camp…pronto immediately!, so that all the sacrificings don’t get interrupted or slowed down. Now that sure is a volcano god who likes to be in complete control and get things done the right way that’s for sure, Jesus’ dad is very, very particular it seems or else he’ll zap you like Thanos or Iron Man…e.g. – God: “Grrrr! Using regular fire coals instead of my special sacrificing fire coals for incense!?, Oh that’s it you’re dead…zaaap! zaaap!). On top of other later stuff that adds much more to the ridiculousness and killings/smitings/plagues categories, believe it or not many churches today consider this Aaron character an official saint with icons and church feast days, I don’t know what kind of kool-aid they’re all drinking or what book they’re reading because when I was a kid I read much better and much more interesting and much more believable comic books, suspension of disbelief much? (Just like Robert Tilton would say “I don’t make this stuff up“, in the books and comics writing biz this is aka a “plot twist” and “the old switcheroo”).

This finally brings us to another interesting and important to know fact, one of several that will end this post but which are all tied together. An important fact for those who are big fans of this novel, the bible, and most likely a fact that most people don’t know. (I’m the messenger remember, I’m not telling you to do or believe this or that, I’m just putting information out there for the benefit of the reader which will probably save their soul). Now that I’ve just barely touched upon this supposed character that supposedly goes by the names of Satan, Devil and Lucifer. (And some others, which you know by now are not real names of it/him/her whatever or of anybody, but are just names that developed from adjective words in different languages). However, the main thing is that most of you probably think of this supposed Devil character as the one who makes and creates the evil. Everyone keeps saying and assuring how he’s the evil one, he is the cause of evil and he is just plain ol’ evil from the start. But that’s not the facts at all according to the biblical novels and their written text and information. Actually, he’s only referred to a measly few times in the whole of the old and new testament combined, usually mentioned when he hasn’t even done or said anything whatsoever (the serpent in the Garden of Eden is NOT any Devil/Satan or Lucifer, it was just a talking serpent that was wiser than any other creature, just an animal…and a story that really wowed the desert imbeciles, equating Satan as the serpent is only a much, much later invention, besides if it was Satan or the Devil it would then make God an even more clueless idiot moron in his very own garden, not even close to all-knowing as presented by fabulists and charlatans). On top of that nowhere in the bible, not in any versions of the bible whatsoever, nowhere in the Hebrew bible either, does this character say that he makes or creates evil. Not once does he say (and here I’m using modern day English speech to help explain)…”Yep, it’s me, the evil one, I’m the devil and I make the evil, I create evil and do all kinds of evil things, I invented evil and am nothing but pure frikin’ evil I tell you. You see that evil over there? I did that. It was all my doing. Remember that evil stuff from yesterday? That was all my doing, yep I’m the purveyor of evil-o-rama. You can call me Lucifer and Satan too, because I make the evil things happen.”….Truthfully though, the only person or thing in all the biblical written sources that clearly and unequivocally takes any credit for creating evil and making evil things happen is……(drum roll)….God. Yep, the Old Testament God is the only one, he’s the only character who is ever recorded/quoted as “creating evil” and who actually takes credit for “creating evil”.

The only character in the entire bible that clearly states they are the only one that creates evil, is god. Isaiah 45: 7…..”I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the lord do all these things”. The easily duped god even admits it from his own mouth and pen.

(Here’s where this post really gets interesting with various much less well known background information from original text sources). Because you see, the original Hebrew word Ra’ is the word that means “evil”, it’s used 623 times in the Hebrew bible/Old Testament alone and always means “evil.” And in all those examples the only place where anyone takes credit for creating evil is…God. That would be in Isaiah 45: 7…..”I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things”. Well now, how about that? That’s very interesting to say the least and very, very different from the Hollywood movies and chattering fabulist scammers on television wouldn’t you say? You certainly can’t argue with that now, the desert tribal Yahweh-Jehovah God says so himself that he’s the one who “makes the evil”, which explains a lot. This original Hebrew word “Ra'” which means “evil” is also the same word used when describing the “Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.” This is the very first ever example of 623 examples in the Hebrew bible/Old Testament of using this word “Ra'” in relation to the concept of evil. The modern day Devil/Satan/Lucifer “characters” actually never and at no time whatsoever takes credit for creating or inventing any evil whatsoever….not once…..ever. The simple fact is that people are wrongly giving a Devil character (and I strongly stress the word “character”), credit for creating evil. In the original sources it’s the OT God who clearly takes credit for creating evil in the first place and making evil exist, if it wasn’t for the OT God then evil would never come to exist basically. Well now, how about that? Now that’s very interesting. This new information (which is really just very, very old information but scammers never cherry pick that god quote that’s for sure, among many others) is very different from what most people have been led to think or believe, it’s information that’s good to know and bring up before you’re pitchforked to death by horned and tailed ghoul demons dancing around a big pot with you boiling in it and then thrown into a giant blazing hot dog bbq for 5 or 10 or more years.

But not only that, on the other hand what he did write, supposedly as the story goes, according to Dan Barker a former Bible-Belt Pastor, and many, many, many others, the OT god is the most unpleasant character in all fiction; jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, pyromaniacal, angry, merciless, curse-hurling, vaccicidal, aborticidal, cannibalistic, slavemonger, homicidal, evil, and a terrorist, and it even admits it himself that he creates evil and more, see his website https://unpleasant.ffrf.org/ for easy to read proof with the bible verses people don’t like to admit exists which shows that the OT god is really no god at all but is more an absurd moral monster .

You see, every preacher and book writer just follows their own personal brand of Confirmation bias anyway, just selectively using flaky abstract concepts, imaginary characters or wishy-washy anonymously written text excerpts written by someone at sometime somewhere to somebody, to prove their pointless made up absurd personal views and then ignoring the mountains of contradictory text and meanings and written evidences at the same time, just spinning the fables excerpts into hardcover or paperback personal fable version books and pamphlets, and television shows/videos/DVDs…

A short video which better explains some of the previously mentioned facts up to now, i.e. – How in the mythological fables the talking serpent eventually became Satan by going backwards in time because he didn’t exist yet, how the biblical God really is Satan who creates the evil (Isaiah 45:7) and then performs evil under the guise of his other name/names/identities and also by giving himself permission to commit his evil for your own good to stop you from thinking and using your brain, which you should be thankful for. This topic of foreign deities, characters and religious astrotheology concepts being borrowed and incorporated by Jewish scribes and priests from ancient Mesopotamian religions, Zoraoastrian religion, ancient Canaanite and even Egyptian religions ideas and characters will be discussed more later. (Even how their god “Yahweh” is just one of several gods borrowed from other Bronze Age pagan Semitic peoples and ancient Canaanite religions (including “El” and others), who just mutated and was molded into their own personal “national god of Israel”, usually in the form of a “storm god” or a “warrior deity”.

Balaam and the donkey in the book of Numbers, boy what a pointless absurd yarn… A Satan Angel arrives to save the day and protect the poor abused talking donkey from being killed by the travelling desert stooge, an ideal mascot for PETA actually. (But what about all those many, many thousands of donkeys, oxen, cows, goats, horses and sheep etc, where god tell the Israelites to slaughter them all along with all the men, women and children? that’s sort of weird I’d say (Also, so supposedly the great deity and most powerful and smartest mind behind the entire universe personally decided that among all the people, places and events going on in the entire world, that instead this galavanting stooge was something that required immediate holy divine intervention and attention, because he hurt god’s feelings by being all disobedient going on an unauthorized donkey ride so it was very important and the Balaam and donkey shenanigans was probably the most important thing taking place on the planet, hence the angelic divine intervention…always just these kinds of various contacts to just a few guys occasionally here and there about pointless things in the middle of nowhere?, mythological much?).

Wow! John Hagee and Bob Larson were right, He really is real! Look there He is! Them Ol’ Time Religion folks they sure know their stuff that’s for sure, take that you evil smelly pointy-eared pitchfork ghoul devil-diabolus! Praizzze Gawd! GLO-RY! But actually the 2 boneheads seen above and the numerous other like-minded boneheads these days spreading fakery have it all wrong, the notion of Satan residing below the earth in hell did not exist until the Middle Ages. Such an idea evolved out of the very different promise in Enoch and Revelation that after the apocalypse that’s where Satan would be cast. Similarly, ancient Christians believed the loyal angels of God would govern hell and torture sinners there; whereas the notion that it would be Satan and his demons who would do so, is again a Medieval invention”…Basically, if the reader believes the various stories, characters and fables and scamvangelists and telescamvangelists, then it’s actually Yahweh-Jehovah God (aka “God”, “Lord”, “Allah”, “Mo” etc) and Jesus and their Angels who will be ruling in Hell and dishing out torturous burning punishments and the eating worms on people, not Satan/Devil/Lucifer etc, it gives a whole new perspective as to who’s actually the sadistic evil “Ruler of Hell” then.

As explained in one of the videos earlier and to be touched upon later, the concepts of an afterlife netherworld of torturous punishments, underworld fiery spirits (today erroneously called “demons” as already explained), the concepts of final Judgment of the Dead, burning punishments and a final destroying “Lake of Fire” are imported ideas originally from ancient Egyptian religious beliefs and their Books of the Netherworld, Book of the Dead as well as the Coffin Texts dated from already 2100 BCE. i.e. – the recorded concept of hell in ancient Egypt predates the recorded concept of hell in the modern religions of Judaism, Christianity and Islam by many centuries and so it was invented by them and then only later spread to the other religions. Those who were judged unfavorably were bound having their limbs tied and then tortured in every imaginable way and then finally “destroyed” in an eternal “Lake of Fire”, a Pool of Fire filled with fiery burning lava liquid. They are painted on the walls of tombs and in ancient papyrus showing burning bodies of the damned floating in the Lake of Fire, fed by flames from braziers along the lake’s edges. So many televangelists, preachers and cults and sects gurus are actually spreading ancient Egyptian afterlife burning fire lakes and religious ideas thinking it’s originally biblical or some secret given hocus pocus knowledge by their god. This invented doctrinal theology was a popular pretend world dreamscape modus operandi used on the feeble-minded and unknowing ignorant masses for many centuries to scare them into submission, but it’s still used by many scamvangelists and apostle-witches fraudsters even still today, even claiming that every person, every baby, is from the start born cursed, originally sinful and destined for their concocted burning eternal hell unless they get so-called “saved” and join their yom kippur mind control sheepism-goatism blood magic cult, joins one of them anyway **(but in a way you do have to admit the previous album cover now sure does look…stupid).**

Can’t make it in person to get rid of that pesky demon and those demonic migraines, unholy rashes and infernal eczema curses? No problem, that’s why God created Skype to make it easier to battle demons, Skype is demon-free GLO-RY! (btw you ever notice how demons only go after boring pointless humanoid nobodies who don’t even matter and many times they have no fashion or brains sense? What’s up with that? If you were a demon wouldn’t you go possess a famous person at least once in a while?, an important person, a celebrity, world important politician, a king or queen or a famous athlete or some big company president/owner etc? so as to show you really are powerful and can even possess people’s brains, make curses and knee joints ache and then way more people would be wowed and amazed by the powerful demon forces. What’s up with that demon modus operandi shenanigans anyway?). I’d also like to know if Kenneth Copeland and Joyce Meyer et al took the “demon test” and if not why not? The demons may have arrived in the envelopes and then spread everywhere even on the plane, that’s how covid-19 started.

**ACTUAL SKYPE SESSION: DEMONS ARE MANIFESTING AND THRASHING ABOUT PEOPLE!**

Actually, it’s very interesting for those unaware to know that the word “Demon” actually comes from the word “Daemon” which is the Latin word for the Ancient Greek word “Daimon” (meaning: god, godlike, power, fate etc), which originally referred to a lesser deity. Daimons were also possibly seen as the souls of men of the golden age acting as tutelary deities, a religious, philosophical, literary and psychological concept also meaning “provider of destinies”, benevolent or benign nature spirits, similar to ghosts, chthonic heroes, spirit guides, forces of nature etc, having absolutely no negative connotations. However later Abrahamic religions have borrowed and twisted the word’s original etymology and meaning by applying it to various Ancient Mesopotamian and ancient Semitic Canaanite and Egyptian deities, guardian and wandering spirits (the “wanderers” are associated with possession, mental illness, death and plagues), underworld spirits/deities that could terrorize mortals on earth and even drag them back down with them. Later the Tanakh-Hebrew bible mentions two classes of “demonic” spirits, the se’irim and the shedim. The word shedim appearing in two places in the Tanakh (Psalms, Deuteronomy), the se’irim are mentioned once in Leviticus and probably a re-calling of Assyrian demons in the shape of goats. The shedim in return are not pagan demigods, but the very foreign gods themselves. From Chaldea, the term shedu traveled to the Israelites and they eventually applied the word to all surrounding Canaanite deities. There are indications that demons in popular Hebrew mythology were believed to come from the nether world who brought various diseases and ailments and particularly those affecting the brain and those of an internal nature. Examples include catalepsy, headache, epilepsy and nightmares etc. There also existed a demon of blindness, “Shabriri” (“dazzling glare”) who rested on uncovered water at night and blinded those who drank from it. As the later word “Demon” was used as an umbrella term for all these previous Middle Eastern-Canaanite/Egyptian/Mesopotamian religion’s deities and spirits and then applied on various ailments and diseases supposedly brought by them onto humans, we need to then ask ourselves an important question…Why the heck are exorcisms of all those previous Middle Eastern-Canaanite/Egyptian/Mesopotamian religions’ deities and spirits even going on? And why are they still able to make people blind, deaf, cripple and bring along so many diseases from the underword with them and put them on humans? All these scammers are saying that the original “Daemons” and “Daimons” are fake and don’t really exist, then they borrow the word for “Demons” and after twisting the meaning they are now going around exorcising and battling still existing Ancient Middle Eastern-Canaanite/Egyptian/Mesopotamian religions’ deities and spirits and all their diseases and ailments. It makes no sense, because then shouldn’t all doctor’s today rightfully all instead be exorcists to truly cure all those diseases, itchy feet and migraine headaches demons and send them back to their underworld for good permanently? You exorcise and beat the demon and only then you beat the disease basically, no need for hospitals, doctor witchcraft, medicines chicanery and all those expensive masks and gloves either.
(joking aside, just as in the already discussed and explained topic of introducing “Dualism” and the accompanying “Devil-Satan-Lucifer” character as a newly appearing powerful adversary deity (and other names used over time such as Beelzebub, Leviathan, Dragon, Ruler of the World, Prince of Darkness, Bearer of Light, Angel Of Light, Apollyon And Abaddon, The Anointed Cherub, God of this Age, Prince of Tyre, Al-Shaytan and perhaps even Ben-El Shareem etc etc etc), the various wandering, terrorizing and diseases and sicknesses bringing underworld “Demons” (etymologically taken from “Daemons/Daimons” which had a completely opposite meaning) are also just borrowed and incorporated concepts and ideas that didn’t exist in the oldest textual sources or traditions, evidences clearly show they were instead only much later directly imported and introduced by Jewish scribes and priests from the earlier Ancient Mesopotamian, Egyptian and Persian Zoroastrian religions and their traditional beliefs, and then eventually found their way into all later Abrahamic religions. Their earliest written sources and traditions unequivocally show that before that time period basically the Devil-Satan WAS God, and at the very least just a personality trait or extension of God anyway, when he was feeling angry, jealous, smiteful, repenting (as in repenting before the flood), vengeful, bragging, in the mood to make a bet etc). More about these topics later and in some of the videos.

As a reminder remember that according to the bible “Lucifer” is described (actually intentionally mistranslated and taken completely out of context because the text is actually and very clearly referring to someone else, but anyway) as a highly exalted perfect freedom fighting angel leader who’s beauty is flawless and breathtaking, although even this portrayal from Isaiah 14: 4-21 derives from Babylonian astrotheology about the planet Venus (Lucifer is the Latin name for Venus) and the text is actually speaking about the King of Babylon and so it’s mistranslated, cherry picked and taken completely out of context (i.e. – made up and fabricated, makes for great movies though). Lucifer means “light-bearer” and “morning star”, in Pre-Christian mythology and astrotheology he is called Helel, Shahar, and Eosophoros or “dawn bearer”. He is not a “fallen angel” or the “devil-diabolus” or even a/the “satan” (such as the satan who is teammates with god in the book of Job novel) as erroneously preached by televangelists but instead is the morning star aspect of the planet Venus, perhaps even more infuruating to televangelists is that in Revelation 22:16, the Jesus character unmistakably identifies himself as Lucifer when he also calls himself the “morning star”, i.e. – Venus-Lucifer. Just yet another example of a later invented and borrowed from other older and Mesopotamian/Zoroastrian religions character who actually started out as a personality trait of Yahweh-Jehovah God, then turned into an angel agent who personally carries out punishments and suffering “for” God with his full support, then as a position of authority to be an accuser and adversary (“satan”, again usually with god’s support), later he becomes a metaphor and symbolic representation of innate human qualities, and only much later still he is transformed into a powerful separate entity with a powerful kingdom and armies of his own angels who took his side (because the greteast minds and thinkers in history are always in the minority not the majority as the saying goes), having his own vast realms and even authority as Lord of the Earth and visible world who is at times a helper to humans (eventually much later in medieval times he’s given horns, cloven hooves feet, pointy tail, red face, knobby knees, pointy chin and ears, goatee, bad breath, pitchfork, echoing laugh and sometimes even a nefarious cape etc). Very interesting also, even the very concept of “Dualism” between a mighty Devil and God characters being in eternal conflict, of wandering demons floating around the earth as well as even the whole concept of an eternal burning hell punishments and burning punishments for eternity with the fire and the burning hellish burning torment fire and the Lake of Fire of eternal burning and hot anguish burning until almost burnt etc, all these ideas and concepts (as well as the attached astrotheology and future rising zombies beliefs) were only much later introduced and directly borrowed and imported by Jewish scribes and priests from other surrounding religions and especially from the Mesopotamians, Egyptians and Persian Zoroastrianism religion and their beliefs, (even the customs of circumcision and being forbidden to eat pork has much earlier tradition origins from them also, particularly because the Egyptian god Set murdered his brother Osiris and would transform into a black pig as well as being an enemy of Horus, thus the taboo of eating swine still being a religious prohibition among Jews and Muslims even still today because those religions sprang and grew in the same geographically and culturally coterminous Levant area which included ancient Canaan). Basically fraudster televangelists are just very confused and blatant fabulist liars.

**Another in a long list of a failed rapture victory day prophecies over all the puny pointless gentiles nations”…and you will crush their skulls into ashes”…(god – 516 BCE).**

The next rapture is gonna be cooler though with lots of fireworks, explosions, trumpets, creatures, zombies, blood, smoke, zapping-melting action, drama, adventure and zany suspense and way cooler than even a 24 hour Terminator film series moviethon.

“What do you mean Zoroastrian? Is that sort of like Quiche or Couscous? And what’s so problematic, contradictory, mythological or nonsensical in here?”. When you actually read the nonsense only then you’ll know it’s there. Image: thecalvinist.net

Oh that good ol’ Eusebius and his fantasyland forged writing shenanigans and time warping history fabrication skills (aka “the Oral Roberts of the 4th Century”, “The Quickest Pen East of Tarsus”, “The Caesarea Maritima Hurricanea”, “The Lyrical Lightning from the Levant”, “The Kenneth Copeland of Byzantium”, “The Constantinople Cobra”, “The Master of Exegesis” etc). The guy who took on the role and responsible for inventing/censuring/interpolating/recording the first 300 years of the new state backed religion, was basically a lying fabulist and dishonest forging sectarian guru.

Of course no discussion about these topics is complete without a more recent example from the Early Common Era and someone directly connected as a pillar of all the various modern day churches of today, yet most have probably never even heard of him. He was just one among the many so-called early church fathers from the 2nd-3rd centuries who started molding and mutating ideas increasingly, the Kenneth Copeland of his day basically (aka the new consensus thought-police church fathers politburo) and he was also one of the very important theological propagandists from the time, none other than the well known Eusebius, aka “Father of Church History” (portrayed above). Here’s just a few interesting tidbits to know about him…he was the bishop of Caesarea Maritima around the year 314, he was an opponent of Roman society and the Emperors Maximian, Galerius, Constantius (who was actually Emperor Constantine’s father) and especially hateful of Diocletian for his astute propitious modernizing edicts and progressive reforms to politically and economically strengthen and streamline the empire and defend it from eastern invaders, he was a polemicist, exegist, a notoriously unreliable historian, author of Demonstrations of the Gospel, Preparations for the Gospel, and On Discrepancies between the Gospels, as well as Chronicle and On the Martyrs, Ecclesiastical History and other books as well as a participating member of the Council of Nicaea in 325. He also produced the highly fictionalized and wholly unreliable biographical propaganda work on the so-called first Christian Emperor, Constantine the Great, who ruled between 306 and 337 AD, the book named “Life of Constantine” (although it is known that Constantine remained a practicing pagan his entire life and committed follower of the Roman Sol Invictus deity even erecting monuments, statues, medallions and minting coins stating this), although it’s known that Constantine executed his wife and son and murdered other family members, close friends and potential enemies and traitors, yet he could do no wrong according to the writings of Eusebius (because Constantine only “allowed” Christianity to exist alongside other religions without persecutions), but because of this to Eusebius he was known as “Isapostolos” which is a Greek word meaning “equal to the apostles” and even as the Man of God.

In the book Eusebius mostly mixes legend with fact to politicize church dogmas and theologies to further strengthen and spread the new growing sect religion with the new state backing, the book opening even starts with the declaration that Constantine is immortal which sets the tone for the rest of the work including inconsistent versions of a newly fabricated “Vision of Constantine” legend fable that was “written and grew only after Constantine’s death” and even likening him to Moses (sound like a familiar modus operandi? it sure does). He is also known to be the person behind interpolating (inserting) the forged Testimonium Flavianum text into the Flavius Josephus’ work Antiquities of the Jews as well as inventing martyr’s biographies (We know this because he inherited the personal library of Origen of Alexandria from a century before him, and Origen and many other early previous Christian writers (aka “church fathers”) they never once made reference to or even mentioned the paragraph text during their years of studying and quoting from the Flavius Josephus book as a popular source for history (as a proof for the existence and activities of Pontius Pilate, Herod the Great, Roman Emperors and others and political circumstances etc), the one short very oddly positioned/inserted “super-paragraph” had “magically appeared” only when Eusebius got his hands on it along with the rest of Origen’s library (However, as scholars have stated, if the short very strangely placed paragraph was really part of the original written book text then it would have literally been practically gold and referenced constantly as an evidence of historicity (even if still just hearsay evidence from believers during his time, which still would not be a proof evidence because Josephus was not even born yet and didn’t eyewitness or know any of the characters), yet all so-called “church fathers” before Eusebius never made any reference to or any mention about the paragraph ever, NOT EVEN ONCE, even though it would have been extremely advantageous to have done so, especially when arguing for the existence of someone every little bit of information counts, doesn’t it? (As further evidence of this, Origen explicitly mentions the name of Josephus 11 times, never mentioning the Testimonium, both in Greek and Latin, twelve Christian authors refer to Josephus before Eusebius in 324 CE, (12 authors!) and NONE OF THEM mentions the Testimonium, although Josephus was referenced numerous times by Christian writers for many decades none of them referenced the paragraph until 392 CE, the paragraph was largely considered fraudulent already in the 4th century by even Christian writers themselves, and copies of Josephus’ Antiquities of the Jews were still circulating in medieval times that did not include the paragraph), also Josephus was a Jew and the paragraph contains connotations and wording so contradictory and so out of place peculiar that a Jew would never even have written it in a million years, it would have been plain out of place weird like the American founding fathers including a short super-paragraph about Muhamud, Buddha or Krishna in the Declaration of Independence
– but then again maybe they did how would I know? As weird as reading your Ikea instructions to put together a chair, and right in the middle of it between attaching part A to part B with the supplied nuts and bolts, suddenly coming across a super-paragraph on how to bake the yummiest black forest cake….then abruptly continuing the previous chair assembling instructions like nothing strange happened, like the reader is a dum-dum and won’t notice lol), lots of founding father snakes and writing broods of lying vipers shenanigans inventing and defining the bible and new concepts and doctrines and even inventing histories basically. Origen also castrated himself because the Jesus character had no problems with men cutting their dicks and balls off to become eunuchs and he even supported it, hint-hint Kenneth Copeland et al. (Very strangely again, “castration” aka becoming a “eunuch”, the first recorded origins of this practice are from ancient Sumeria and Egypt, so just yet another floating around Levant pagan religions concept and tradition that entered Abrahamic religions, just like demons, burning hell, eternal punishments, lake of fire, devil-god “Dualism” concepts etc).

Eusebius in chapter 31, book 12 also stated a few other doozies such as…”I have repeated whatever may rebound to the glory, and suppressed all that could tend to the disgrace of our religion” and “How far it may be proper to use falsehood as a medium for the benefit of those who require to be deceived”, the lying scoundrel Eusebius basically admits it himself in his book that it is ok that he is prepared to lie, fabricate information, censure and/or destroy original written sources material for the success of the new state backed religion.

And not surprisingly Eusebius also refused to copy ancient texts and sources that “he did not personally agree with” or he would simply confiscate and destroy them, and then embellish and censor other written works that he did copy, even during his own lifetime his many peers did not trust him who considered him of lacking integrity, poor scholarship, deliberate misrepresentations, hypocrisy, falsification of dates, inventing martyrs and being a forger, with even many letters of complaints surviving to today revolving around his forged letters and activities. Deciding to personally take on the role as an official Christian propagandist for Emperor Constantine, in his Greek written work “Preparation for the Gospel'”, Chapter 31, Book 12, he boldly states “It is an act of virtue to deceive and lie when by such means the interest of the Church might be promoted”, and states a few other doozies such as “I have repeated whatever may rebound to the glory, and suppressed all that could tend to the disgrace of our religion” and “How far it may be proper to use falsehood as a medium for the benefit of those who require to be deceived”, it’s pretty plain to see from his own admission and written words that he was trying to be the ultimate lying and inventing propagandist for the new state religion, which simply had to succeed at any cost no matter what methods were used.

Even though he was just one of the early centuries so-called “Church Founding Fathers” who made up the ruling politburos that only they themselves defined, invented, edited and decided what would go in and not go into the future bible, all of today’s churches (and especially televangelists of course including Kenneth Copeland and Pat Robertson) whether they know it or admit it or not are still heavily in debt to the fabrications, forgery, fraud and censoring work and activities of good ol’ Eusebius who after all was just only continuing the previous Hebrew Old Testament author’s fabrications traditions and fiction writing modus operandi. Strangely as a final interesting few points to note, although he is known as the “Father of Church History” and was a very important and influential early bishop, theologian and scholar-propagandist spreading the newly legalized religion across the empire, like his predecessor Origen, and even Constantine himself, he also actually held Arian Christianity views at odds with the new Nicene Creed and so he was eventually excommunicated for heresy by the Synod of Antioch in 325, so much for that then, and also strangely those former Christian areas during Eusebius’ time are now Muslim countries, Constantinople is Istanbul and the main Byzantine Orthodox Cathedral Hagia Sophia is now a mosque, and on top of that even Bethlehem which is where the Jesus character was supposed to have been born before going or not going to Egypt for 3 years afterwards, is in Muslim Palestine control, what’s up with that? and on top of that Antioch which was a very important early chief Christian center location as well as Alexandria have been Muslim for centuries also, and on top of that even Galatia and Ephesus also which were early church communities even mentioned in the so-called Pauline epistles, it doesn’t even make any sense whatsoever and they’re all just big blinking historical “FAIL” signs…which is not surprising as already explained (what do televangelists have to say about these problematic issues? Not much really they never do nor any of the other Christian groups in the west either, just as long as the faith shekels keep coming to the temples coffers, that television ratings don’t go down and that the drive-thrus are open, then Jesus, Yahweh-Jehovah, Abraham, Jonah, the Zoroastrians, Mesopotamians, Jebusites, Canaanites, various sneakers brands manufacturers and various books publishers are happy basically which is the main thing).

Either way though, what we are witnessing from these times and events is just only the continuum of the primitive Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert blood magic death cults traditions, their fluctuating mutating concepts and Bronze Age behaviorisms, but soon to be outdone in primitivism in the later appearing Islam religion which went backwards further still by even incorporating wholesale the earliest Jewish Yahwehism-Jehovahism fundamental religious outlook, structure, jurisprudence and practice, and traditions and literary history also, so the Abrahamic religions bloodhungry schizophrenic deity of the deserts makes version 3.0 apparently.

Above we can see the actual real words and holy text manual written by Yahweh-Jehovah (aka “God”, “Mo”, “Lord”, “Skydaddy”, “Personal Genie” etc) or the Elohim and/orJesus or the divinely inspired by Mo text that contains all them perfect without error and always at all times true and not contradictory perfect wisdom truths, directions, recipes, fashions, slaves keeping, sacrificings, rapists marrying, stonings, beards trimming and other great important tips of the universe. If you take a closer look you’ll see what neat handwriting he has too and notice how the Book of Job even goes on for an entire 42 chapters! Wow! (more about that yarn later). There’s just no way any humanoid can do that, what more proof do you need? Incredible! Amazing! GLO-RY!

It’s been clearly shown and proven by many biblical scholars that there’s lots and plenty of pseudepigrapha material found throughout the OT, as well as into the NT and even later the Koran. “Pseudepigrapha” (and the term “inauthentic” also used at times) being a fancy technical term that basically means fake, forged, fraudulent and imposter. There are many different ways to uncover these written texts for their chicanery, and luckily mostly because the written text and imposter author provides the evidence themselves because they slipped up in a number of ways. As just one analogy it would be like if someone today was going to fake a written letter by someone living in the 18th or 19th century, maybe fake a letter written by Beethoven, Napoleon, Thomas Jefferson, Karl Marx or whatever, but then inadvertently including a sentence, word, concept or reference to something from the imposter writer’s time….e.g. – “And so before the royal ball speech they inquired about it on the internet”, “After the carriage ride I nuked my beans and potatoes for I was hungry as a mammoth”, “Afterwards all the angry protestors proceeded to the local mall and hanged the loathsome miscreant as he deserved”, “And then George Washington declared to the others in the room an independent free United States from Connecticut to California, Alaska and Hawaii”, and “When the gatekeeper looked at the assorted lot of nincompoops he did lol at the specimens” etc.

It’s sort of like…impregnated by an outer space god to give birth to a god who’s going to kill himself, or get sacrificially killed by the outer space god, and then become a hiding zombie for a week to save you from what god, or him, is going to do to you all because an ancient Mesopotamian talking snake duped him in his very own garden and made him look obtuse and absurdly clueless and mad as heck, and if you do believe in ghostly outer space semen pegnancies, talking snakes, ghostly pigeons and floating aliens, zombies and future zombifications, then you’ll be all eternal immortal and get to hang out with Billy Graham, John Hagee, Kenneth Copeland, Ernest Angley, Creflo Dollar, Peter Popoff and Joyce Meyer etc eternally forever every day without end….i.e. – for all time with no end ever of floating around with them eternally forever and ever eternally and trumpets, bowls and lamps forever and choirs eternally forever. (photo and full story inside).

NEWSFLASH! God Doesn’t Write Books (Fake News is Fake News no matter how you dress it up. That may be shocking and blasphemous heresey to many televangelists, scamvangelists and telescamvangelists but it is the absolute endeniable truth of truths, for reasons being of either not wanting to write a book or being unable to write a book or for both reasons, it still means a very lacking literary and authorship history, unless it’s still in a cave or tree somewhere and hasn’t been found yet).

It’s a fact that the vast majority of people don’t even know or put any thought into exactly who, when, where or why the various text came into existence or even which audience the text was actually written and meant for, when they read the OT and NT text (unless you’re an ancient Israelite in ancient Canaan battling the Nephilim it isn’t even meant for you anyway). For instance all NT papyri examined have numerous scholars who give a more accurate date of the late 4th century, not 1st century as many wish, claim and would like people to believe. The book of Acts is dated based on the Gospels and church tradition which didn’t even exist yet at such an early time period (prognosis: interpolations and inserted text chicanery). Paul material is dated based on Acts. The earliest access to any Pauline texts that church tradition “claims” is around 150 CE having been found by Marcion, however evidences show that all of the later gospels fragments are post Emperor Antoninous Pius and Luke is probably as late as Emperor Commodus at the turn of the 3rd century CE. However most people are not aware there were numerous Gnostic and mystery religion themed “Gospels” already in the 1st century which were all considered the earliest so-called “Christian gospels” (about 90 gospels at least and many more letters, codexes, scrolls, books and text material, many, many cults and sects and each one claiming to be the truth), these and later adapted ideas from previous Platonic, Gnostic and Jewish Hellenistic philosophy and other older mystery religions characters, powers and concepts, ala Philo, Cerinthus, Zalmoxis, Zoroaster, Prometheus, Dionysus, Orpheus, Mithras and many others, which mutated multiple times in various ways through the later centuries of editing, additions, removals and censurings (ala good ol’ Eusebius mentioned above and many others) only then eventually leading to what can be generally considered the 1st bible only in the 4th century (although different bibles were also to be found including different gospels and letters, the 4th century Codex Vaticanus and later Codex Sinaiticus were both written in Greek and both are missing numerous text paragraphs and phrases that are found in today’s bible versions (Why? ask Benny Hinn…which obviously means they were “inserted” later by anonymous translators and scribes, by whom and when exactly? good question).

The Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus are the 2 oldest bibles dated to the circa. mid-4th century, they also have books material that are different from each other, so today we have material they don’t have and they have material different from each other, and it’s material we don’t have in any version, on top of that today we have text material that neither of them had (and the same goes for many other texts from before that, many of which are vastly different, later deemed heretical by so-called “church fathers” gurus. Acts and the letters of the purported Paul character (and writers speaking/writing for already long dead Paul, aka pseudo-Paul and “Pauline” letters by scholars) are especially comprised of numerous contradictory “patchwork” letter fragments with much gnosticism and mystery religion beliefs and abstract esoteric concepts included, (even the character Paul is obviously a Gnostic according to many scholars because he never even speaks about an actual earthly life of any earthly physical Jesus character ever and he knows absolutely nothing about any earthly life, earthly birth, words or parables spoken, no disciples, miracles or any events that took place and he was even alive at the time…supposedly, he never even quotes any Jesus character not even once which is very strange (It would have come in handy if he would have reminded his audience “Remember when Jesus said this or did that thing….”, don’t you think so and wouldn’t that make sense and solidify his position to listeners/readers? Instead he obviously knows nothing about any earthly life of any Jesus character walking around and doing things on earth), Paul’s written letters instead revolve around a hazy blurry vague enigmatic “Christ” character in space somewhere who resurrected somewhere in the cosmos after being crucified by mutinous angels Archons somewhere in the nebulous ether layers of outer space (just like numerous other much older pagan religions superhero characters likewise resurrected themselves as saviors for their followers then giving eternal life to followers, because if you want lots of followers to be wowed your superhero simply has to resurrect from the dead basically, resurrecting saviours were popular fads already for centuries, it was a thing). Paul character instead mostly writes about mutinous ‘angelic’ or ‘daemonian’ beings and agencies who have kingdoms and reign over the earth and he calls them Archons who have thrones, kingdoms and powers in the “High Places” (among the various heavenly layers of the nebulous cosmos) and that they are the gods of the nations and the earth, and that these mutinous angels are the ones who executed the “Christ” character somewhere in the cosmos, he doesn’t even mention any Romans crucifying anyone or even it taking place on earth, instead it’s the cosmic angelic Archons who did it…in “outer space”…(sounds like a good DC and Marvel Universe movie plot, however some scholars are of the opinion that the most wise serpent in the Garden of Eden could in fact be one of these gods or mutinous angels who attempted to only free mankind from perpetual servitude), and we know Paul’s text excerpts are actually from many unknown authors not just one (aka “Pauline letters”), later various characters were simply “inserted” into real historical times and places and names were only “applied” to the texts as being the authors (We have no clue who wrote it because they’re anonymous writers, including “patchwork” written material thrown in from different unknown sources), invented histories and events were then written up “inserting” Paul into the times and events of the so-called disciples narrative in the story (just like in the average fiction novel, or Prometheus, Orpheus, Perseus, Hercules etc), and inserted quite poorly as the numerous remaining contradictions and erroneous information clearly shows we are dealing with fiction, then slowly the phantasm was now becoming an actual real person who was born, spoke and lived in the real world who could do magic shows against demons, make fig trees die instantly and even make thousands of pigs jump off cliffs to drown (Fabricating people, places and events just as the Old Testament writers did for centuries before, and Muslim writers afterwards). Interestingly, evidences and even Christian tradition claims Arianism was the dominant religion at the time of the First Council of Nicaea in 325 CE before being mysteriously “outvoted” by some newly appeared theological politburo “claiming” divine right, yet Origen, Eusebius and even Emperor Constantine and his family were of the Arianism Christian faith, which still continued for over a century, Emperor Valens was also up to 378 CE.

“What’s so problematic, contradictory, mythological, hocus pocus or nonsensical in here?”. He still hasn’t found the nonsense because he refuses to acknowledge it exists. (Actually there’s no contradictions of any sort in the bible not even a one (but only if you define the word “contradiction” to mean Daffy Duck).

Only in the late 4th century did the newly devised Nicene Creed start to slowly gain ground and become “official” for the unknowing peasants and masses…importantly enforced with state backing (actually it was at the first Council of Nicaea that all the oldest original very first Christianities ceased to exist [and there were quite a number of them floating around with various differences, concepts and beliefs and each one claiming to be the right way], and so a new monster was born so to speak, which would eventually and even already soon after did give birth to and beget further mutating monsters and “creations”), but not everywhere and many churches did not agree so it was then “enforced with state backing”, many times brutally. However what the many earliest texts from the 1st century included and what they exactly believed (i.e. – the actual very first “Christians” although we don’t really know what they even called themselves or their religion because of the numerous cults and sects to be found at the time) before being edited and/or reworked or outright burned in later centuries, we may perhaps never fully know, yet we do know enough that many of them clearly believed in a “phantasm” Jesus-ish character (who only received the name Jesus later after already dead interestingly), but that he wasn’t ever even literally born and that a battle of kingdoms took place in the cosmos not on earth. These are the earliest so-called “Christians” and Christian texts (or whatever they called themselves as that term is a much later construct, it’s a title not a name)…if they were alive to read today’s various bibles and watch televangelist shows they most assuredly would not even recognize what was being preached, the vast majority of the later added fables, doctrines, legends and characters and nonsense shticks, probably even that people were all crazy for believing such invented nonsense drivel. Inconvenient fact: evidence of early Christian communities is extremely scanty, the new appearing versions of Christian cults remained a small minority among many cults and religions until well after one particular faction formed a political alliance with the State, i.e. – Constantine. The following new theologies and especially the newly concocted Nicene Creed was very unpopular for centuries afterwards with many breakaway new churches, and so then persecution was necessary to impose its will, basically the former persecuted now became the new official state persecutors. (Laughably lots of people and especially televangelists even think that only the KJV bible is the true “god-approved” bible version, which would then mean it took the master of the universe only 1,600 years after the alleged narrative fables began to finally get a bunch of yokels, synods, votes, bannings, excommunications, editings, translations, new texts, fragments patchwork, reworkings, book burnings and many meetings to finally get it right and so “Christianity” is actually then really only 400 years old, but it’s still full of contradictions, errors absurdity and nonsense and so it’s not really that impressive actually. And people think “Fake News” is just a recent modern day phenomena?).

The King Jesus portrayed arriving thousands of years late after he promised, on his white horse from the clouds to squish in winepresses and burn practically everybody before setting up a worldwide theocratic dictatorship in Jerusalem where the entire world will have to worship at (I guess there”s horses in outer space heaven also according to the bible text which is always right, where are the Chinese, Japanese and Indians though I don’t know, maybe Jesus already squished them into wine already), see how the people are astonished running to the caves and praying for boulders to fall on them for some pointless reason, wow now that’s zany and great adventure action shenanigans. Image: unusualcards.com

As another good example, so the reader doesn’t take my word for it, is a bunch of interesting information presented by the American NewTestament and Biblical scholar Robert M. Price, and he’s not some wacko tin foil hat wearing fiction writer with agendas but actually used to be on the other side preaching because…he’s even a former Baptist minister!

Along with a growing number of biblical scholars, Price challenges biblical literalism with facts and argues for a more sceptical and humanistic approach to biblical literature, basically to use reason, logic, known facts, what the actual plain to read text sources actually say and why, and the real world. Just a few of his key arguments for the New Testament myth theory is A). There is no mention of a miracle-working Jesus in secular sources from the period in question; Price asserts that Eusebius fabricated the Testimonium Flavianum which is by now a well known obvious fact and supported by numerous other historians and biblical scholars. B). The epistles, which were written earlier than the gospels, provide no evidence of a recent historical Jesus; all that can be taken from the epistles, Price argues, is that later “a” Jesus Christ character, son of God etc, lived in a heavenly realm, there died as a sacrifice for human sin, was raised by God, and enthroned in heaven, no mentions about any Jesus character walking around on earth, being born, eating, sleeping, miracle working, preaching, living etc is alluded to by Paul. C). The Jesus narrative is paralleled in Middle Eastern myths about dying and rising gods and miracle workers. Price names Baal, Osiris, Attis, Adonis, and Dumuzi/Tammuz as examples, all of which, he writes, survived into the Hellenistic and Roman periods and thereby greatly influenced Early Christianity. Price alleges that Christian apologists have tried to downplay these many parallels because they take away from any supposed originality factor. D). Almost every story in the Gospels (and Acts) can be plausibly argued to be borrowed from the Greek Old Testament, Homer, or Euripides. E). Every detail of the narrated life of Jesus in the stories fits the outlines of the typical “Mythic Hero archetype” that was already present in all cultures in the region for centuries already, and even afterwards, so much so that it would have been strange if another one had not come along during that period of Jewish history. F). The various anonymously written epistles, regardless of their presented dates as earlier or later than the gospels, seem to enshrine a different vein of early Christian faith which actually lacked an earthly Jesus, a Christianity that understood “Jesus” to instead be an “honorific throne-name” bestowed on a spiritual savior who had been ambushed and killed by the Archons who rule the universe before he rose triumphant over them, and that Christianity eventually rewrote Jesus into an historical incarnation (our real world) who suffered at the hands of earthly institutions of religion and government. That basically his character was “inserted” into the real world over time by writers, where the “real world” known individuals and real places existed, which greatly helps explain many of the blatantly obvious contradictions found throughout the narratives and texts, the confusion among the writers themselves, strange mystical esoteric parables, allegories and “secret teachings” that general people weren’t even meant to understand, even the many obvious “heresies” found in the gospels, acts and letters themselves (yep, competing heresies found all throughout the written texts in plain sight) and the lack of any contemporaneous mentions in sources being a major problem, as well as the many competing cults and sects, mysticism schools and early gospels sources existed at the time which again most of which were of the Gnosticism category centered around secret mysticisms and a sort of Phantasm-Jesus character, not an actual real literal living, breathing person on earth (because as everyone should already know, the Middle East and Levant at that time was a very popular hotbed of numerous religions, religious movements and zany secret mysticism cults, sects and mysticism schools incorporating elements from various older and surrounding different religions, myths, legends and schools of thought, so it’s really not that surprising, in a way sort of like the Las Vegas for religious cults gamblers looking for entertainment and fake Elvis impersonators/holy magic men heroes). G). Citing accounts that have Jesus being crucified under Alexander Jannaeus (83 BCE) or in his 50s by Herod Agrippa I under the rule of Claudius Caesar (41–54 CE), Price argues that these “varying dates are the residue of various attempts to anchor (insert) an originally mythic or legendary Jesus character in more or less recent history (real world events, people, places, like putting Batman in a movie using Los Angeles as the city backdrop).

That’s just for starters and tip of the tip of the tip of the iceberg, he applies the same scrutiny, studied and thoroughly researched conclusions to the entire corpus of Old and New Testament writings with equally very interesting conclusions, many of which are already quite obvious…and again these are not the spontaneous ramblings of some disgruntled former pew potato, these are the studied and thoroughly researched conclusions from a former Baptist minister. (The main reason that Price, and many others who study these topics thoroughly, are similarly able to be real speakers of truth and facts is because he knows how to read, which obviously many fraudsters don’t or even don’t go further back than the King James bible of the 17th century, because to know what you’re talking about and know the real stories you have to dig into and examine the various earliest sources, the languages used and written at the times, by and for whom, why, when and where and of course real history and not just make stuff up, otherwise anyone can do that).

THERE’S JUST SO MANY JESUS’ AND ELVIS’ FLOATING AROUND.
Image: Martin Fox at elvis2k.co.uk.
Price points out another well established problematic inconsistency in the written sources, (and a view supported by many other biblical scholars over the last century especially)…”What one Jesus reconstruction leaves aside, the next one takes up and makes its cornerstone. Jesus simply wears too many hats in the Gospels—exorcist, healer, king, prophet, sage, rabbi, demigod, etc and so on. The Jesus Christ of the New Testament is a composite figure … The historical Jesus (if there was one depending on what speculations and heuristic devices and mental gymnastics used) might well have been a messianic king, or a progressive liberal Pharisee, or a Galilean shaman, or a magus, or a Hellenistic sage, or a Revolutionist (bringer of peace, not a bringer of peace but a sword, magician, revolutionary Hasidic magician, homeless traveling vagabond, an Essene guru part of the John baptizer sect, secret esoteric doomsday cult leader (all those parables and secrets about the soon end of the world and rising zombies wacky tips), early castration supporting feminist, a vegetarian, a socialist community organizer, an anarcho-communist Nazorean zealot, eternal burning punishments advocate, fig tree & swine hater, slavery supporting political-religious anarchist agitator etc and so on). But he cannot very well have been all of them at the same time.” Basically one Jesus-Elvis character in one gospel is completely different from the next gospel, and in one instance Jesus-Elvis can be seen as a completely different opposite Jesus-Elvis character from the previous or next instance even in the very same gospel, will the non-contradictory real Jesus-Elvis please stand up more or less, or do we have to invent yet another one and see what he has to say? On top of that, we today know of over 60 different gospels that were written already in the late 1st century, ranging from Jesus being a rabbi, a messiah, magician sorcerer, a revolutionary and even just a man and not even a man but a phantom, yet each gospel claiming the truth and direct lineage to his disciples (even over 90 gospels and letters/epistles), the only thing that scholars can determine from these facts is that the very earliest Christians (whatever they called themselves) were just writing many fiction stories from the very start with varying degrees of differences, abstract concepts, time periods used in the narratives, contradictions, esoteric gnosticisms, agendas and mystery religions theological ideas all over the place. (More interesting tidbits at his website www.robertmprice.mindvendor.com).

Many people don’t know that Dionysus, like Jesus, was son of the divine ruler of the world and a mortal mother, appeared in human form among mortals, was killed and restored to life. Early Christian writers, aware of the many similarities between the emerging evolving official Christianity and the older mystery-cults, claimed that the latter is just a diabolical imitation of the former (as in claiming that the new devil-diabolus-satan instead time travelled to the future, looked around and copied various words spoken and magical deeds and events, and then he time travelled back centuries to have the various older pagan philosophers and characters do and say the same or very similar things and magical powers, WOW now that’s a good story, so the centuries older pagan characters only copied from the future and that’s why there’s so many similarities, of course…pfff lol. But now who’s really “pushing the envelope” here and who’s trying to fool who?

The correspondences between Christianity and the other centuries older mystery religions of antiquity are perhaps more startling than the differences. Orpheus, Dionysus, Zoroaster, Perseus, Mithras, Zalmoxis, Prometheus and other magical characters (including even Buddha and Krishna), share quite a number of attributes, origin histories and magical powers in the early centuries of our era including even words alleged to have been spoken. Many of the most used quotes and favourite trendy snippets that televangelists use when they wowzily joyfully attribute to the Jesus character, were already spoken, commonly known about and used among the centuries older mystery-cults and their god-ish magical characters (so many in fact that alone would have to be a separate long fact-filled post).

Here’s another example of the contradictions and absurdity in a biblical mythological story being covered over by preacher types to instead “selectively preach words and meanings that aren’t in the text” as well as omit text that contradicts, aka deliberate obscurantism (And remember, “God” himself states that he is the one who makes and creates evil in Isiaah 45: 7…..”I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and I CREATE EVIL: I THE LORD DO ALL THESE THINGS“). Just like the previously mentioned mythological fairy tales of Adam and Eve and the 2 creation stories, Noah and his boat and 7 pairs of animals, Moses and the numerous other fictitious characters and events, the fairy tale about Job, Satan and God is another well known fairy tale story. But again like I said, preacher types don’t tell the real story of the series of events and the ultimate actual meanings of the written text and what’s really going on right there on the pages in front of them. Why? because people would again realize that the God of the Old Testament and bible/koran is one ridiculously contradictory absurd being character with a demented, sickly twisted and illogical warped personality and mind.

In Isiaah 45: 7 God clearly admits that he’s the one that creates evil, and that’s straight from the horse’s mouth, self-explanatory. According to the oldest known sources today’s Devil character actually originates as a personality trait of God himself, then later he is turned into an angel agent who personally carries out punishments and suffering “for” God as well as tempting humans, (in the Hebrew Bible he is sent specifically by the Yahweh-Jehovah God to inflict suffering on the Israelites and not only Egyptians), then evolving into the “accusing” (satanic) angel as a personal Satanic Attorney General for God position, in the earliest sources Satan is not a name or a person just a position of authority to be an accuser and adversary (Devil’s Advocate/HeavenlyProsecutor Attorney), later he becomes a metaphor and symbolic representation of innate human qualities, and later still he is transformed into a powerful separate entity with armies of his own angels who took his side, his own vast realms and even authority as Lord of the Earth and visible world who is at times a helper to humans. Most recently however he has been given horns, hooves, pointy tail, red face, knobby knees, pointy chin, bad breathe, pitchfork and sometimes a cape etc, and became an especially popular character to televangelists to squeeze out more money (faith seeds) from people as well as a character for books, comics, cartoons, films and sometimes foods (Deviled Eggs, Deviled Ham, various Hot Sauces etc).

Very interesting also, even the very concept of “dualism” between a mighty Devil and God characters being in eternal conflict, of wandering demons floating around the earth as well as even the whole concept of an eternal burning hell punishments and burning punishments for eternity with the fire and the burning hellish burning torment fire and the Lake of Fire of eternal burning etc, all these ideas and concepts (as well as the attached astrotheology beliefs) were only much later introduced and directly borrowed by Jewish scribes and priests from other surrounding religions and especially from the Egyptians and Persian Zoroastrianism religion and their beliefs (even the customs of circumcision and being forbidden to eat pork has much earlier tradition origins from them also, particularly because the Egyptian god Set murdered his brother Osiris and would transform into a black pig as well as being an enemy of Horus, thus the taboo of eating swine still being a religious prohibition among Jews and Muslims even still today because those religions sprang and grew in the same geographically and culturally coterminous Levant area which included ancient Canaan).

(And not only that, a whole bunch of ideas and concepts were incorporated by the ancient Jews from other surrounding religions, these are established findings and facts from many scholars who thoroughly researched and study these topics from the oldest textual material sources. Interestingly even the concept of resurrections which these days is so fundamental in all the Abrahamic religions, as well as the numerous ancient older pagan religions where gods and miracle and miracle-working god-like saviours/superheroes resurrected after dying. That’s right, it’s basically an ancient pagan religions concept that only found it’s way into the later Abrahamic religions, just like other concepts. As just a brief explanatory note I’ll quote again from the findings of world-renowned author and speaker, Ph.D. historian and published philosopher Richard Carrier who sums it up briefly…..”…That the Jews borrowed the idea of resurrection from Zoroastrian pagans is demonstrated not only by the fact that early Greek sources identify it as a Persian (and not a Jewish) belief, but by the fact that the Old Testament completely lacks any reference to the idea until after the Jews were exiled to cities in contact with Zoroastrianism. For example, the earliest mention of it comes from the author of Ezekiel 37, who came up with the idea only late in his career, after twelve years of captivity in Babylon (see Ezekiel 33:21). Daniel mentions it, too, yet again this book was written about events in Persia and among Zoroastrian magi— and is a 2nd century BCE forgery anyway. Likewise, the reference in Isaiah 26:19 appears in a section that modern scholars agree was heavily redacted in the post exilic period. So clearly a lot of pagans were so completely okay with the idea that they even convinced the Jews of it).

And many Greco-Roman pagans were already very familiar with the concept because of their own various back from the dead resurrecting miracle-working deities and heroes for many centuries, and these ideas and stories spread among all cultures and tribal religions. Thracians believed in the physical resurrection of Zalmoxis who promised eternal paradise for believers (mentioned by Herodotus around 425 BCE but with a much older tradition to at least around 1000 BCE), Aristeas of Proconnesus from the 7th century BCE, Orpheus, Osiris, Eurydice, Alcestis, Hercules, Romulus (the mythical founder of Rome who also had a miraculous birth), Rhampsinitus, Asclepius (who also raised Tyndareus from the dead), Dionysus, Adonis, Inanna (legends that date back to 4,000 BCE and also resurrected after 3 days, what a coincidence) and many, many others, (and that’s not even including numerous legends and many, many tales of individual people coming back to life after being dead, including resurrecting after or on the 3rd day which is a very common theme and coincidence, or maybe not if just borrowed ideas and concepts and all using the same calendar and important full moons and moon cycles, which they did), they were in fact so popular as resurrecting magical miracle-working deities and/or heroes the people wrote and performed plays about them. It’s an irrefutable established fact and with an overwhelming abundance of evidence that the whole concept and beliefs of raising from the dead and future resurrections actually originated as a concept and belief from the other infidel pagan religions in the Middle East.

“One thing is clear — the mythos of the Hindus, the mythos of the Jews and the mythos of the Greeks are all at bottom the same; and what are called their early histories are not histories of humankind, but are contrivances under the appearance of histories to perpetuate doctrines.” (Higgins, Anacalypsis). According to “The World’s Sixteen Crucified Saviors” Jesus was not an actual person, but was a creation largely based on earlier stories of deities or god-men saviors who had been crucified and descended to and ascended from the underworld, and that many messiah-like “saviors” were crucified on a cross or tree before ascending into heaven long before any new failed Jewish apocalyptic-sect (Christianity) came into existence. Some of the figures had miraculous or virgin births, were sons of supreme gods, were born on December 25, had stars point to their birthplaces, were visited by shepherds and magi as infants, fled from death as children, exhibited traits of divinity in childhood, spent time in the desert, traveled as they taught, had disciples, performed miracles, were persecuted, were crucified, descended into hell after death, appeared as resurrections or apparitions, or ascended into heaven, particularly interesting is the documented pagan religions roots of baptism and the eucharist, which concludes that the presented Jesus character in the narratives, contradictions and all, was not a real person. Most noteworthy examples being:

Thulis of Egypt 1700 BCE, Krishna of India 1200 BCE, Crite of Chaldea 1200 BCE, Atys of Phrygia, 1170 BCE, Thammuz or Tammuz of Syria 1160 BCE, Hesus or Eros 834 BCE, Bali of Orissa 725 BCE, Indra of Thibet (Tibet) 725 BCE, Iao of Nepaul (Nepal) 622 BCE, Buddha Sakia (Muni) of India 600 BCE, Mitra (Mithra) of Persia 600 BCE, Alcestos of Euripides 600 BCE, Quezalcoatl of Mexico 587 BCE, Wittoba of the Bilingonese 552 BCE, Prometheus or Æschylus of Caucasus 547 BCE, Quirinus of Rome 506 BCE.

Also a number of other holy figures who took the form of men and then ascended into heaven, include:

Salivahana of Bermuda, Zulis or Zhule of Egypt, Osiris of Egypt, Oru of Egypt, Odin of the Scandinavians, Zoroaster of Persia, Baal of Phoenicia, Taut – “the only Begotten of God” of Phoenicia, inventor of letters, Bali of Afghanistan, Xamolxis (Zalmoxis) of Thrace, Zoar of the Bonzes, Adad of Assyria, Deva Tat of Siam (Thailand), Sammonocadam (Sommona-Codom) of Siam (Thailand), Alcides of Thebes, Mikado of the Sintoos, Beddru of Japan, Bremrillah of the Druids, Thor son of Odin of the Gauls/Norse, Cadmus of Greece, Hil/Feta of the Mandaites, Gentaut of Mexico, Universal Monarch of the Sibyls, Ischy of Formosa (Taiwan), Divine Teacher of Plato, Holy One of Xaca, (Fohi) of China, Tien of China, Adonis son of the virgin Io of Greece, Ixion of Rome, Mohamud or Mahomet of Arabia.

Well now, that sure is interesting, resurrecting saviours, magical miracle-men superheroes and resurrections are actually a borrowed pagan religions concept and ideas, Yahweh-Jehovah God, Moses, Joshua, Abraham, Jacob, Methuselah and Noah are probably verily ticked off now and will probably smite and send plagues and leprosy at people for following crazy heretical originally infidel pagan beliefs and magical powers.

Basically, lots of people then have it completely all wrong, mixed up, inverted, upside down and backwards all over the place when it comes to the whole demons, satan, hell, god, punishments thing, by erroneously giving the satan character all the credit when it’s god’s doing and invention. Here I’ll just plagiarize and copy verbatim just like the gospels writers did from “Mark” or whoever actially wrote it and whatever their name is, an excerpt from www.richardcarrier.info which simply explains it in a nutshell…..”The notion of Satan residing below the earth in hell did not exist until the Middle Ages. Such an idea evolved out of the very different promise in Enoch and Revelation that after the apocalypse that’s where Satan would be cast. Similarly, ancient Christians believed the loyal angels of God would govern hell and torture sinners there; where as the notion that it would be Satan and his demons who would do so, is again a Medieval invention”…Basically, if the reader believes the various stories, characters and fables and scamvangelists and telescamvangelists, then it’s actually Yahweh-Jehovah God (aka “God”, “Lord”, “Allah”, “Mo” etc) and Jesus and their Angels who will be ruling in Hell and dishing out torturous burning punishments on people, not Satan/Devil/Lucifer etc, it gives a whole new perspective as to who’s actually the sadistic evil “Ruler of Hell” and the whole pitchfork and burning worms thing, lol. (When you float up and go to the pearly gates and if asked a question by St. Peter about the topic, now you know and can answer correctly, because if you don’t you’ll probably get sent to hell and pitchforked by Jesus and his angels while Yahweh-Jehovah God laughs fixing and twisting his beard with glee).

I’m not going to add here all the biblical text involved because it’s far too long, too full of long-winded boring speeches, twisted and absurd “poetry” and just pointless babbling in many parts, it’s a whopping 42 chapters of what preachers call a rich theological work and poetry but it’s really just absurdity that rhymes, just Google for the verses or click onto
http://www.thebricktestament.com/job for a quick entertaining refresher. Basically, this mythological and demented fairy tale proves that the God of the bible is one cruel, sadistic, sickly twisted and pompously deranged character, so deranged in fact that he jumps at the chance to make a bet of some sort with Satan and arrange to rain down death, destruction, plagues and horror upon even his most favourite person on the whole entire planet, even killing all his sons and daughters just for some sick and twisted bragging rights to prove that he is to be feared at all times and that he can do anything, is always right and he doesn’t have to answer to anybody.

And if that wasn’t weird enough, for the “believer” things will get even much more weirder once they actually read the text and really understand what’s actually really going on and really being said and done and why. One thing the reader of this ridiculous biblical Job fairy story will immediately realize though (and that the preacher always avoids, doesn’t mention or just quickly glosses over with opposite and invented meanings and the always popularly used term “mysterious god” rigmarole and faith this and that)…is that the Satan character never actually initiated any bet or wager or competition whatsoever as they are wrongly led to believe, the Satan character never at any time hinted, implied or said that he wanted to inflict any harm on Job or on any of his family or even on anybody at all anywhere. He was just roaming and walking around on the earth (sort of like window shopping or just browsing at the library or Ikea) and he supposedly could just walk right into heaven and talk with the God at his throne like it was nothing, no security guards or security booth or bouncers even bothered him, no complaints from the God or anything of the sort (But how could this be? How could this be if Satan was the eternal evil ghoul enemy of God?, how the heck could he just freely come and go whenever he wanted and even right to the very throne of god?, like an Osama Bin Laden just walking into the White House to the desk of the President on a Sunday afternoon during a national security briefing like it was nothing…”Oh hey there Osama, have you noticed Batman? He’s kicking ass all over the place and keeps thanking me by burning bats for me regularly, a truly swell loyal superhero that Batman there’s none like him”…the true answer will shock and astound any “believer” televangelist)…and he never even brought up the whole topic of Job in the first place at all either. God did, it was God who was being the bragger to Satan about Job, afterwards Satan only just made an observation and commented his personal opinions as an observational informational opinion to God’s bragging and question. To condense and simplify the fictional 42 chapter biblical text into modern English, (42 chapters! that’s right, the whole universe, earth, all the humans and animals and plants were done in just a measly 2 chapters), and for those not in the know this is what happened……

It’s party time, bring on more wine and those sheep tail crisps. Condensed full boring absurd story/poem and images:
www.thebricktestament.com/job

….Job was the richest guy in the whole Middle East with tons of sheep, donkeys, oxen and camels, tents, slaves and servants and everything just like one of those oil rich Arabian sheikhs, he had a very large family and they were always having elegant feasts and sacrificing burnt offerings to God as commanded, blessed and protected by God and getting richer by the day. Later the “Sons of God”/Angels appear for a meeting at God’s throne to praise God and sing praises of gospel-rap. Satan also shows up for some reason just by chance although he wasn’t specifically invited, or banned either, he just walks right in past the security guards and staff and mingles around the throne like it was nothing and God didn’t mind or cast him out, he wasn’t surprised or angry or even call the angel bouncers (such as “Get thee back to your abode Satan thou hellish infernal ghoul, thou darest approach my holy tabernacle to see my magnificence and walk amidst the jeweled tabernacle of hosts?, get thee away before I smite thou etc etc etc”, there would have been lots of thees, thous and smiting threats if they were some sort of eternal enemies don’t you think?). Heck they even start having a chit-chat conversation “together” like good ol’ buddies at the coffee shop or pub. (Numerous bible scholars believe and clearly show that when understood more correctly according to what is actually being implied in the actual written text of the narrative, and which is the only way to explain the very unusual story plot beginnings and transpired events, is because Satan actually is one of the 70 so-called “Sons of God” (Job 1:6…”and Satan was among them”) i.e. – so of course naturally he could freely come and go from the throne of god to earth and vice versa as he pleased, he could go back and forth and have chit-chat sessions with god because it was his position and appointed job to do so, he could just flash his “National Security”, CIA or FBI badge or sherrif’s badge, as an analogy, and go wherever he wanted at any time. Jesus was around somewhere else, probably ordering from the take out menu). Then God asks Satan what he’s been doing lately, (sort of like “Hey, what’s up Satan? How’s it going? What are you up to homie?”). Satan answers that as usual he was just roaming and walking around on the Earth here and there looking around. God then asks Satan if he noticed Job (This part is important and clearly shows who’s to blame for everything that transpires afterwards, because Satan never brought up the Job topic and seems to not even know anything about him, he never heard of him or his family or hold any personal grudge or hatred against him or know anything whatsoever), and he mentions how Job is his most super-duper favourite humanoid in the whole wide world because he does everything God commands and fears him, that Job burns animal offerings to him regularly and never does or says bad things about him or disobey and he’s just a really top-notch great example of righteousness, how Job is just an all around swell loyal servant and great guy…

Hey what’s up Satan? How’s it going, where you been lately?…Oh I’ve just been chilling out on the earth here and there walking around (editor’s note – I don’t know where Jesus or the talking snake were, maybe at the movies or the Krispy Kreme or wrestling, and besides this fable story proves that the Garden of Eden talking snake character was not Satan but just a talking snake, because Satan says he was “walking” on the earth and a snake cursed to move around legless simply doesn’t walk, and besides again they’re both on the same team here anyway).

…..Satan then simply replies that of course Job worships and fears God and does everything commanded and burns lots of burnt animal sacrifices to God and never complains, that’s only because God put a protective shield around Job and his family, his slaves, servants and all his flocks and tents, and Job is enormously blessed with riches and he’s getting richer all the time even by the day, that Job would be an idiot to complain about that, but he also adds that Job just might think differently and not as highly of God or act as obedient if all his many blessings and great riches were taken away, otherwise Job is just using God (Important to remember again, that’s all Satan did, he made an observation and logical personal opinion retort to God’s question, God specifically asked for Satan’s personal observational opinion about what he thought (almost like a coach asking an assistant coach for an opinion about a draft pick…God: “Say what do you think about us taking Job in the first round he looks great, great checking, passing and skating skills, I like what I see”…Satan: “I’m not so sure to be honest, I think his wristshot is lacking and he needs to work on his forechecking and defence, maybe we should put him on the 3rd shift for a few games and see how he does” …God: “Well OK then…”. It’s interesting and also very odd and strange here that the supposed almighty most wise, most powerful all-knowing, this “God” Master of the Universe needs a court to “advise him”, specifically Satan’s opinion of all people or things), and yep slaves, Job, Abraham, Moses, Jacob, Isaac and a whole bunch of the other hero characters had slaves, lots and lots of slaves along with God’s inheriting slaves rules and how to manage slaves rules, rules for Hebrew slaves which got a better deal and separate rules for slaves who were foreigners and how far you could bash and be ruthless to them or kill them, slaves and servants were treated as personal property just like oxen, sheep and goats and God had no issues with it and is even a big fan of the concept)…….

**You have a good point so let’s test him out, just don’t touch my super-duper fave peep, you can fuck all the other shit up though.**

**Hey there good ol’ Job ol’ chap, I’ve got a special message for you from the big guy upstairs.**

……Long boring story short, (42 chapters of brain numbing absurd “poetry” and diatribe speeches), the next thing that happens is that God out of nowhere says ok fine, and decides to make a bet with Satan regarding Job right then and there, totally out of nowhere and of his own volition (That’s right remember that, the whole topic and bet about Job is 100% God’s idea from the very start as Satan was just making an observational personal opinion reply to a question, (which was his right and actually his job and position to do so as already explained), he never asked to make any bet or even brought up the Job topic, heck maybe it wasn’t even a bet just a warped experiment). God then tells, well he actually encourages and approves Satan to go ahead, I’ll tell you what…I see what you mean so I’ll let you just go right ahead and rain down death on all of Job’s family, have all of Job’s sons and daughters and slaves and servants and all his animals killed by raiders and other peoples, disease and fire, God then even tells Satan to send boils, plagues and horrible suffering torment on Job, but just to not kill him (because that would be cruel probably, just don’t touch my fave homie). Satan then departs and just simply leaves, he doesn’t say anything or threaten or boast anything but he just leaves and disappears from the story early on, exiting the story very soon after the Job bet thing.

**It’s all good I’ve got nothing to complain about, so shut up bitch god’s evil is a blessing.**

**Surely god would not forsake a perfectly righteous man nor give aid to an evildoer, certainly he wouldn’t do that.**

Then later after a whole bunch of back and forth long-winded speeches by his remaining family and friends and Job that go on and on about how he wishes he was never born and that that he curses the day he was born because of his painful anguish and suffering, then later God eventually shows up with equally long-winded speeches that go on and on and (yawn) and on, a series of speeches that make it seem more like a long boring warped kitsch comedic-drama (42 chapters of absurd poetry meant to make Job and his few remaining friends feel like crushed worms for daring to even try and figure out just what the heck is going on around them, btw the whole making of the universe and cosmos, humans, earth and everything in it was just a measly 2 chapters, 42 frikin’ chapters people!!!, also as mentioned the Satan character is just a tiny bit player in the narrative, he shows up and exits quickly very early on and is out of the picture entirely after his job is done, the vast majority of the narrative is not being angry at Satan whatsoever (his teammate) but instead is mainly bragging and questioning/shitting on Job), he has a tantrum about how he’s the most powerful and smartest thing in the whole world, that he can do anything he wants (how he can tip the water jars in heaven to make it rain, snow in the storage sheds, kill the sea monsters etc and so on), and how dare Job or anyone else question the order of things and ask any questions or think God will answer or even acknowledge any puny humans and their puny pointless questions and etc…….

Listen up bitches, this is my crib and rules and I’m the one and only smartest of them all. Can you count the clouds and tip the rains jars? If not then shut yer frikin’ mouths you puny peeps! Yer puny nothing peeps and I can do what I want so there! I can do anything I want I tell you!

**Did you install the pillars under the earth or lay its cornerstone? Who there dares question the mighty all-knowing Wizard of Oz?**

**They’re my snow and hail storage sheds puny human!**

**My water jars to tip! I tip over the water jars I tell you!**

…..this sickly demented mythical story/poem then eventually ends with Job eventually getting twice as much sheep and camels and riches and more better looking sons and daughters and slaves and servants than he had before and he even goes on to live another 140 years as a bonus, (an extra 140 years! wow that’s a good deal), because “he never blamed God” (lol, but just who is to blame here anyway then? nobody? there’s no blame involved in the equation? Que Sera Sera? It’s all just pointless futility and meaningless absurd pointlessness amounting to no one to blame?), or cursed him in anger or questioned his magnificent wisdom. (the innocent dead sons and daughters, slaves and servants and animals were even replaced by “new and improved” more plentiful and most beautiful sons and daughters and servants and animals btw, wow what a great ending happily ever after and all that!). In this fable it’s obvious and unequivocally clear that in this instance Satan holds no personal hatred for his targets, he doesn’t know them and they are nobody to him, but rather he is only performing the will of God, because God encourages Satan (actually plainly tells Satan)…to go ahead and send down death and torment even though Satan wasn’t planning or looking to do that at any time on anyone. That just about sums up this bizarre creepy sadistic story, the moral of the story by preachers is usually just only about having unwavering faith, remaining at all times loyal and not questioning things when it comes to the great and magnificent all knowing and doing Wizard of Oz….I mean God. But the real truth of the matter and story is, according to the text and words of this biblical fairy tale, Job’s sons and daughters, slaves and servants were killed, Job lost all his earthly riches and animals and he then suffered horrible personal anguish and torment for one reason only, simply because God out of the blue initiated a bet with Satan. Actually just a bragging rights bet that Satan didn’t ask for or even bring up as a topic, possibility or idea, heck he seems to not even know who Job was or even care whatsoever, it was God who basically commands Satan to “Let ‘er rip homie!” to stroke his ego and thereby proving something or whatever.

**Much more treasure, riches and especially much better looking and plentiful daughters and servants to be had now, wow good ol’ lucky Job.**

Well then, this God character in this sadistic morbid biblical fairy tale only shows that he has a very megalomaniacal and sick twisted personality on top of it all, that he is a God eager to kill, murder innocent people, inflict torment and diseased anguish even on his most favourite human being in the whole wide world for just one twisted and demented reason….simply only just for his own personal bragging rights bet. God is the one who came up with the whole bright idea of the bet in the first place and he’s the one who gave Satan the idea and green light to send death, fire, plagues and painful torment on Job and all his family, basically nudged him to go ahead and pour it on them.

**Blessed with the “new and improved” best looking booty and bosoms in the whole Middle East not like those previous average ones, compliments of the big guy upstairs, good ol’ lucky Job.**

**Way more and better camels as a bonus just like whipped cream on apple pie, good ol’ lucky Job.**

The truth we learn in this narrative is very plain to see, that Satan had no part to play in this story except to do God’s dirty work which God thought of in the first place, and that God then gave Satan a 2 thumbs up to pour it on Job and his family and destroy all his earthly belongings even though Satan had no desire or plan to do so at anytime, it’s very clear to learn from the actual written text which is plain to read and understand that in this very first appearance of Satan in the bible as a proper noun and actual person, that GOD AND Satan in this story are clearly on the “same team”, they are “teammates”.

Only much later after progressively mutating (especially and mainly after the introduction and borrowing of Mesopotamian/Zoroastrian religions “Dualism” concepts with the eternally in conflict gods beliefs), only then does he become fully independent with his own kingdom, realms and his own legions of angels, becoming the powerful “Lord over all the earth” and much later still acquiring his famous horns, pointy ears, tail, cloven hooves feet, bad breath, knobby knees, pitchfork and even a nefarious cape at times.

Even in just this one example where the Satan character first appears as a noun and person, does this sound like the wisest most intelligent mind behind the whole universe? Does this biblical God, this God of all 3 Abrahamic religions and all their offshoot sects/cults/religions come across as an all-knowing mastermind behind everything that exists? In my personal opinion based on the actual text, this quite simply does not come across as the smartest thing in the universe at all. (It’s a good thing his God didn’t start a bet regarding Noah after he landed his boat, otherwise there would be no hamburgers or bacon today. Now don’t get me wrong, what this so-called God of Job’s did to him I don’t “in theory” have a problem with, because I could in no time easily come up with a long list of people and their families who rightfully deserve to suffer death, destruction, fire from the sky and excruciating horrible plagues and festering disease, people who easily deserve to lose all their possessions and offspring and be wiped off the face of the earth right now for the betterment of the planet, like a squished bug on a windshield, as in right this moment be sent to oblivion by horrible awful yet rightful means. (many of them are seen throughout this post, heck I would even help their God because Satan is probably busy anyway, getting the torture rooms ready for various “celebs” and especially televangelists of course). But this Job guy was his God’s most super-duper favourite human being and faithful obeying servant in this whole wide spinning dirt ball in frozen space world for crying out loud glory be. That means his God quite simply is irrational, unpredictable and cannot be trusted because he’s a psychotic liar. I personally, and probably most logical thinking people, could not even hypothetically think to worship or sing praises to or burn animals to such a fictional demented and warped backstabbing confused floating robed and sandaled super deity character. (Is there even any other deity out there in history known specifically for torturing and killing their most faithful and favourite servants like this?). What do you suppose Satan thought when he went back to his throne and was chatting with all his ex-angel princes and fellow associates? (even though that didn’t exist or was even thought up and invented yet as mentioned, Satan at first is just travelling to earth and god and back and forth doing his job). Maybe something like?…..”Hey guys, you’re not gonna believe this, I went up to heaven to check out their dumb boring gospel singing party for a laugh because I was bored, and the old guy is losing his mind for sure, out of nowhere he made a bet with me for absolutely no reason and then even asked me, actually basically encouraged me to go ahead and torture his most favourite follower in the whole world, kill his family and send fire, boils and plagues. I think his robe and sandals must be too tight or something.” (Probably afterwards Satan was sitting around on his throne and clapping…”Well done, well done there old chap, (clap-clap), you sure showed that Job who’s boss and in charge and running the show, just a really great epic tale for the ages, (clap-clap), bravo…bravo!”). You certainly never hear this more truthful version of the biblical text and series of events from preachers or book writers, just usually only delusional talk about faith and never questioning things and keeping faith and having the faith to never doubt or question things and great ol’ Job who got twice as much treasure at the end because of his faithful faith and loyalness never asking questions. (42 chapters of just really awesome “poetry”!). I guess the moral to this bizarrely sadistic and demented story is pray God doesn’t make another bet with Satant that includes you, and also that if their God does decide to send your way evil, (because he creates the evil remember, he said so himself that he’s the only one that makes and creates evil), death, destruction, disease and torment, then just shut up and don’t complain, do not question anything at all or try to make sense of it all, keep the faith and deal with it and be unwavering faithful loyal or whatever. Because who the heck do you think you are to think or question or comment about anything that you know nothing about or think an explanation is required? Have you been to the storage houses for snow and hail or tip the rain jars? If not then shut yer mouth puny human. Anyway back to some other interesting topics to note…….

Look, the reader doesn’t have to take my word for it, there are plenty of qualified people out there writing factual and real history books that revolve around all these topics briefly highlighted here, lots and lots of them and more every year, every month. After all I’m not the one trying to oooh and aaah you or anyone with impressive magical shenanigans, invented superheroes, desert blood magic witchcraft and fabulist abstract concepts and fake this and that and blatant lies. Above is just another one that you certainly won’t see being ordered to viewers by televangelists. The book “Biblical Religion: The Great Lie” by Greek author and researcher Michael Kalopoulos investigates and proves many of the things I only just touched upon here (He’s also a memberof the Greek Society of Historians, and the American Historical Association). Kalopoulos even goes on to show that the cherished Orthodox Christian tradition of Holy Fire as a so-called miracle that occurs every year at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem the day preceding Orthodox Easter, is nothing but entertainment, smoke and mirrors, suspension of disbelief and totally fake. Kalapoulos, along with Russian investigators and many other learned sceptics, clearly shows that the Holy Fire spectacle is fraudulent and nothing but the continuation of a popular common tradition involving naptha, white phosphorus and some slight of hand that was already known about and practiced by the ancient pagan Greek priests, and by other sorcerers/wise men and peoples in antiquity also. Kalopoulos points out that knowledge of chemical reactions of this nature was well known in ancient times, quoting Strabo, who states “In Babylon there are two kinds of naphtha springs, a white and a black. The white naphtha is the one that ignites with fire.” (Strabon Geographica 16.1.15.1-24). He further states that phosphorus was used by Chaldean magicians in the early fifth century BCE, and by the ancient Greeks, in a way similar to its supposed use today by the Eastern Orthodox Patriarch of Jerusalem. They were considered fantastic displays of magical power and even “miracles” back around 500 BCE too by the viewers, then later as miraculous televangelist feats from the Middle Ages. Just a really great show and way to obtain donations, coins and awe from the masses/faithful as a bonus. It was sort of like ancient televangelists but they were wearing robes instead of shabby suits.

The author Ken Humphreys I mentioned earlier, he’s just another author among many thousands of others who have painstakingly researched and studied these topics for years and know what they’re talking about, they don’t just verily write about feelings, hunches, imaginary conversations and using occasional contradictory anonymous cherry picked obscurant quotes from who knows who and/or when or where, just to back up their own personal thoughts and views and agendas. Instead they scratch beneath the surface and ask the questions (questions that lots or probably most so-called believers never ask or even attempt to ask, but they should) and investigate answers and information given, they attempt to verify written sources information to find out if it’s factual and verified historical or just more hocus pocus fantastical fables and legends just like the Old Testament.

As already mentioned and shown, the vast majority of scholars agree based on numerous evidences that the so-called Mark novel was the first of the gospels to be composed, and that the authors of Matthew and Luke (whoever they were because we have no clue who wrote them only that it was in the 2nd century sometime), used it as the base when composing their own gospels and they then just added text and changed text and meanings, and John the last gospel is a thing of its own as mentioned featuring a different preachy sort of Pentecostal Terminator-Jesus character. The later Matthew gospel has many things not found in the earliest Mark gospel, including the famous scene of many dead people coming out of their graves and zombily walking around the city seen by many. But what do you make for dinner for a recently risen zombie? Because surely they must have been very hungry…cabbage rolls? perogies? tacos? spicy sausages and potatoes? some sort of hearty but not too filling couscous salad or stir fry? The gospel doesn’t say and not even 1 televangelist has ever given a satisfactory explanation menu answer even to this day (some people say this biblical text was the inspiration for the hugely popular 1980’s Ghosts ‘n Goblins video game and the Monster Mash song).

**Representation of recently risen from their graves people zombily walking around the city seen by many, wow.**

The Amazing Criswell introducing Matthew 27: 52-53…”Greetings my friend, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful day, we are giving you all the evidence based only on the secret testimony…..”and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised and coming out of the graves after his resurrection, they went into the holy city and appeared to many”…you have seen this incident based on sworn testimony, my friend we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Can you prove that it didn’t happen? Perhaps on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark and you will never know it, for they will be from outer space”.

And since already on the topic of outer space, here’s some other tidbits I should include since already mentioned, information that most “believers” most probably are not even aware of for the very simpleton fact that it’s based on the earliest known written sources and realities/beliefs of ancient Canaan/Palestine in the real world instead of the much later fabricated legendary stories, blood magic zombies and magical hocus pocus fictions….

…This book title of “Jesus from Outer Space: What the Earliest Christians Really Believed” may seem humorous at first or perhaps even outrageous to scamvangelists, but believe it or not it’s actually a very correct description of the views of the earliest Christians which is supported by the earliest written sources, 100% correct actually. Because even the older Jewish scripture world view has many examples of the same concepts, it was believed that the various angels, demons, Yahweh-Jehovah God’s throne and temple, (the “real outer space Jerusalem” and “real temple” not the imitation Earth ones, there were also mansions and castles and various creatures in “outer space” depending on which of the 7 layers of the outer space heavens you were at), the later Satan-Devil-Lucifer etc character, and that various battles and wars raged and were taking place somewhere “out there” in “outer space”, the whole Satan-Job-God’s bet thing mentioned earlier took place in the same “outer space” realm somewhere beyond the Moon in one of the “7 heavens” i.e. – the 7 heavenly layers in the literal physical “outer space”. When various Old Testament superhero characters appeared or disappeared or when prophets or people were snatched they didn’t beam up instantly or teleport into some other plane of existence or alternate tangent unseen spirit universe but instead they just floated up to somewhere “out there” up, up and away above the clouds to “outer space”, almost like in a staged play being pulled up by strings and ropes by people behind the curtains (even planets and stars were represented beings in their astrotheology such as how the planet Venus represents the Devil-Satan-Lucifer at different times, as well as other earthly rulers such as the King of Babylon (Shining One/Morning Star/Light bearer etc) as well as representing the Jesus character also). However, remaining written evidences clearly show that the earliest and oldest cults of later so-called “Christians” (i.e. – the various many earliest apocalyptic Jewish cults and secret mystery religions adherents and gnostics that eventually mutated to become so-called “Christians” only much later), most of them never even believed in an actual physically born “Jesus” character, they instead believed he arrived from somewhere “out there” from “outer space” from a different god not related to the OT main skydaddy. Interestingly, even the Saul/Paul character who is the first writer about the topic and also the first writer in the NT and who takes up over half of it (that we have remaining textual evidence for anyway but it’s still only from the 3rd century anyway, so who the heck knows what any earlier original material (edited redacted material?) was comprised of), he never at any time even mentions anything ever about any phyisical Jesus actually being on earth or being born on Earth, or born by Mary or even born by any earthly mother, or performing any miracles or magic, having a ministry, raising zombies, curing lepers and the blind from demons etc or even actually being crucified on earth by anyone. In a way his supposed writings are actually more in line with Marcion and other gnostic mystery religions types gurus/writers who likewise believed Jesus was not born as an actual physical man on Earth but instead was a descending “phantasm” that “came down” from “out there” in “outer space” (SPACE, SPAce, SPace, space, space…)…

…and if you remember Marcion was the guy who wrote the first New Testament and came up with the whole idea of a New Testament in the first place. The Paul character even implies this when he wrote in Galatians 4:4…”But when the set time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under law”…, (born under law? what law? (he was conceived out of wedlock in the novel that’s not lawful to Judaism), and born of “A” woman? just “A” woman? what woman? Inga in Canaan?, Florence in Tokyo?, Helen in Antioch? Mary? Ivana? Morticia? Please tell us what woman Paul inquiring minds want to know, did you even write this Paul?)…but then just a short time later he clearly explains that he didn’t mean an actual real physical woman, because in Galatians 4:21-31 he explains it in his Allegory of Abraham’s 2 sons by Sarah and Hagar that it was just an allegory to be taken only figuratively where he wrote…”…Now this is an allegory: these women are two covenants. One woman, in fact, is Hagar, from Mount Sinai, bearing children for slavery. Now Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia and corresponds to the present Jerusalem (on Earth), for she is in slavery with her children. But the other woman corresponds to the Jerusalem above (in one of the 7 layers in “outer space”); she is free, and she is our mother (and mother of Jesus, – *are you following the abstract concepts mental gymnastics and fabulist time warping magics yet like a good believer?*)…For it is written, ‘Rejoice, you childless one, you who bear no children, burst into song and shout, you who endure no birth pangs; for the children of the desolate woman are more numerous than the children of the one who is married…”…etc, etc, etc. (during this written episode if a Paul even wrote it, during his weirdo abstract concepts mental acrobatics theologies he even clearly admits he was talking about an allegorical woman, so he’s basically using Marcion’s argument about a not real earthly physical Jesus and applying it instead to the woman so as to refute Marcion but by doing so in the process he egregiously contradicts himself, this sun stroked confused Paul stooge character is obviously really in his own personal Hocus Pocus La La Land, unless that is that Paul is in agreement with Marcion because then there is no contradiction about this and decades later Marcion was correct and on the ball). Basically it all amounts to still meaning his Jesus was only just figuratively born to a symbolic woman from thousands of years previously not to a real physical on earth woman during his time. (It’s also good to know that the original word used in the text for “born” actually means “manufactured” and not earthly born, it’s the same word used to describe the “manufacturing” of Adam, and Adam wasn’t born of a woman was he? Was he Kenneth Copeland et al? Heck maybe Adam was born of a woman how would I know?). Also interesting to note again is that there were numerous early “Christian cults” and “Christian sects” popping up all over the place during the “original Christians” era in the Levant, groups/churches in competition and disagreeing with each other also and with varying degrees of theological differences in belief as explained, so many we don’t even know them all and only in the 2nd century did any gospels even start to be written and taken into consideration by new emerging regional leaders/censors who started making up further histories and more theologies. The earliest and oldest so-called “Christians” had beliefs so different that the telescamvangelists/telescamopportunitists of today would not even recognize who their Jesus is or what they’re talking about, and vice versa (even in some of the Paul character letters he’s arguing and is at odds with other “Christians” and even the original disciples including Peter and James which is strange, also many original believers were already Christians even well before Paul and various textual evidences portray them as believing Jesus was a phantom not ever a real physical person on earth. Believe it or not even the Jesus mentioned in the Jewish Talmud has described Jesus as living around 75 BCE to 134 CE, one Talmud account tells that Jesus the Nazarene was stoned and hanged to death by the Jews on the Eve of Passover as well as that Jesus is being punished by boiling in hot bubbling excrement (shit) because he practiced magic and deceived and led Israel astray (Well there you go it’s right there in Hebrew scripture, you were a bad, bad, bad Jesus trying to lead astray Israel so now it’s the bubbling boiling shit pot punishment for you, he broke the laws of Moses and so rightfully suffered the consequences so let it be written so let it be done basically, and Christians have made a savior of him so they will probably be smitten and slaughtered by good ol’ Joshua and Ezekiel eventually just like those dagnabit annoying Canaanite women and children and then the Jews and Muslims brothers will then rule in heaven and Jerusalem forever and ever over the gentile infidels nations and the Nephilim will finally be defeated). Gotta love those Abrahamic brothers of the book wacky demented theologies, religions and beliefs and creative zany after life existences adventures lol. It’s really just a pathetic absurd series of stories, events, theologies and desert abstract concepts beliefs that makes them come across as sick, as in ill people in a delirium who are so neurotically obsessed and fixated on finding some special mystical secret esoteric meanings in text and words that are not even there, it’s a last resort modus operandi when things and the when things and the scripture text have become snafu and a failed shitshow, extending to even playing personal whims and agendas sudoku games and time warping all across the scripture books text back and forth to invent new meanings, theologies and excuses (Oh we know what really happened in the Garden of Eden and during the wandering in the desert, it was all miraculously explained using an esoteric bible sudoku code system shown to us by god and his angels, lol). In a nutshell, they believed it was “outer space” where all the holy abstract fiction action and glorious events was taking place and then only later affecting the earth Jerusalem and the Middle East (aka the Universe).

A brief step back reminder, during the time that the Jesus character and his disciples were supposed to have lived in the stories (as seen depicted above cursing the fig tree, where he says you can also move mountains by just praying, wow), travelling back and forth across Judea and Galilee for a full year performing many miracles (or 3 years according to the John gospel novel writers (plural), who also adds that even the whole world would not have enough room for the books that would need to be written to record all the miracles he performed, so that sure is a lot of miracles, probably 500 Gigabytes at least), raising up dead people, able to make thousands of swine become demon possessed instantly, being followed by multitudes, getting into trouble with authorities at temples practically causing riots, constant conflict with religious leaders and much more, yet no writer or historian or even anyone who knew how to write period, from the time thought it was interesting enough to at least mention? That’s very very strange and weird, because we have written mentions from that era about much less interesting loser messiahs, miracle men, new religious leaders, cults and cult gurus from the time (from many years previous to even many years afterwards, some of them even also having the name Jesus interestingly, one example being Jesus ben Ananias who is recorded by Josephus as going around prophesying in 66 CE during the First Jewish-Roman War about an impending fall of Jerusalem, who was also then most assuredly part of the composite Jesus invented and written about decades later in newly appearing gospel novels), yet raising people from the dead, multitudes of following fans and groupies, the sun becoming dark at noon for hours and even zombies rising from graves in Jerusalem seen by many is boring? For someone who, according to gospels novels accounts, performed so many miracles that even all the books in the world didn’t have enough space to record them all, who supposedly had throngs and thousands of people following him and Hosanna praises by crowds in a triumphant entry to Jerusalem as the new king baloney, and who’s fame even reached throughout all of Syria while he was still alive, yet nobody or their cousin’s nephew seems to be aware of anything irregular or news scoop worthy to mention at or after the time. For instance, Philo-Judaeus (20 BCE-50 CE) was even in Jerusalem during those times and he saw or heard nothing going on worth mentioning, some other historians and writers of that time…Arrian, Lucius Seneca (4 BCE-65 CE), Dion Pruseus, Pliny the Elder, Pater Calus, Suetonius, Juvenal, Theon of Smyran, Martial, Phlegon, Persius, Pompon Mela, Plutarch, Quintus Curtius, Lucian, Apollonius, Pausanias, Valerius Flaccus, Quintilian, Forus Lucius, Lucanus, Phaedrus, Epictetus, Damis, Silius Italicus, Alulus Geuius, Statius, Ptolemy, Columella, Diochry Sostom, Hermogones, Lysias, Valerius Maxiimus, Cornelius, Titus Livius, Cluvius Rufus, Publius Petronius (the Roman consul) who lived in Jerusalem, all these writers heard nothing and not a word was written about any Jesus character or any events magical or non-magical taking place around him. These historians wrote about various early religions, cults and their various leaders/gurus because it was their specialty, however they never mentioned any Jesus or any disciples or any of the spectacular magical wowing events that were supposed to have taken place during his life and for decades afterwards. It doesn’t add up and seems very and extremely odd and suspicious. Basically it’s just like the mentioned Moses scenario and other similar superheroes scenarios from the OT, it comes across as if they didn’t even exist.

The one and only physical description of the Jesus character in the entire bible is found only in the Book of Revelation as portrayed above, he basically looks and talks like a freak. Lots of telescamvangelists like to go hardcore televangelist to portray themselves as a holy anointed predictor given special prophecy powers by God, Jesus or the Holy Ghost or Moses or Ezekiel or by somebody in their mind anyway (ala John Hagee, Jack Van Impe and numerous other practioners of the dark gospels (and I mean nuuumerous, the amount of DVDs, films and especially books is mind-boggling, hardcover and paperback of course) and other like-minded wannabe modern day prophets or holy predicting somethings are the JW’s organization who are are big huge fans of the Revelations book/letter so that doesn’t surprise me and says a lot) and they include personal views and commentaries (and of course books, woah! lots and lots and lots of books of course) revolving around the so-called book of Revelation. Heck, even Hollywood jumps on the bandwagon using the various obscure fiction plots and characters and creatures to make zany wacky movies because that weird abstract esoteric symbological nonsensical stuff really sells supposedly, and since we know Christianity started out as just one of a number of Jewish apocalyptic cults at the time it’s no surprise there (you know it’s hogwash shit junk when Hollywood films producers and the JW’s are in cahoots on the same team). It is a book written sometime in the 2nd century by an unknown “author” writing in Greek that is just jam-packed full of obscure absurdity and strange pointlessness including warped filth imagery and other ridiculous fabricated ideas and creatures largely borrowed from the Hebrew bible/Old Testament. And likewise proven to also be full of older mystery religions elements and various esoteric symbological gnosticism ideas and concepts which was still popular at the time, it’s basically a hodgepodge hocus pocus book full of all sorts of bizarre creatures, lamps, trumpets, swords, zombies, blood flowing for hundredsof kilometers up to horses bridles, all sorts of meaningless nonsensical stu􀁽 and absolutely nothing is actually even revealed in it except that the author definitely needed medications and should have stopped staring at the sun taking acid or smoking whatever, a literal literary major malfunction (It’s definitely not a recommended bible bedtime story for kids that’s for sure, along with plenty of the other biblical stories). It’s largely believed to have been written because the Jesus character in the newly emerging religion failed to appear again after his death as he supposedly promised and his other supposed predictions also did not occur which in reality basically nullified the very continued existence of the new cult. I’m not going to get into this book here because I have better things to do and there’s already too many scamvangelists wannabe prophets/predictors using it to make up tons of obscure fiction stories (and write lotsa lotsa books like I said). I’ll just comment that the first time I may have started flipping through the pages to see what all the commotion was about I was probably around 10 or 11 years old on a Sunday afternoon, probably after the professional wrestling programs were finished and I already read my comics and MAD magazine and probably that Jack Van Impe stooge was on tv again (Sunday television programming is just pathetic and absurd). It’s basically a great book if you have absolutely nothing better to waste brain molecules on and enjoy the nonsensical ramblings of warped deranged desert gurus who probably ate some weird berries and drank too much bad wine from thousands of years ago, or if you enjoy eating razor blades dipped in used motor oil and hammering nails into your ears and eyes but you just ran out of nails and oil. (I knew there was something odd, strange and fake about it all when I discovered there wasn’t even one mention about keksi and kolači, stuffed peppers, cabbage rolls or pork and beef pečenka which gave a creepy bizarre aura about it all). As far-fetched and cheesy as the Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park movie was, it still had more prophetic importance and meaningful esoteric mystical truths than the revelatory book of dross absurdness, but then again it was a made-for-television musical-fantasy fiction film anyway and not expected to be believed as real things (and as a kid I always much preferred watching it instead of that fake Charlton Heston Commandments fantasy film because they had cooler magical powers and guitar solos). I’ll just sum it by saying that my thoughts and opinions about that supposed revelations book was pretty well the same as this guy when he opens up the box, ’nuff said.

A scene from the “Book of Revelation” and a scene featuring well known Walt Disney flm characters (in the top one you can even see the portrayal of the world being astonished and following the Beast with their 666 tattoos on their foreheads, wow how zany lol), numerous telescamvangelists and fraudulent fabulist preachers would like gullible people to believe that one of the scenes portrayed above is some sort of reality, holy inspired wisdom truth from heaven and angelic inspired meaningful imagery that’s important for the very existence of everyone on the planet earth and even the entire universe and beyond and that all of eternity and existence is being explained or something, while the other one is just imaginary made up nonsensical fiction which is mainly the product of an unbalanced delusional mind meant to brainwash people into believing in nonsense (and strangely a book used as a plot or theme for even a number of Hollywood movies for some weird reason, a preposterous “book” full of swords, flowing blood galore, monsters, dragons and absurd multiheaded creatures, chariots, horses, sulfur, fire pits and lakes of fire, smoke, trumpets and singing and winepresses for bodies and much more very weird stuff and just about everything a sick diseased mind needs, and especially that every cult leader craves…to invent all sorts of dreamscapes and ideas and just about anything they want to then apply their own personal meanings and delusions).

Just one more very eye-opening fact regarding the book of Revelation before moving onto other stuff, is that just like the previous points discussed about the origins of and the influencing factors of and the borrowed fables themselves into the Old Testament and Bible from other older pagan religions, including their abstract concepts, characters, astrotheology, deities pantheons, concepts of hell, resurrections, resurrecting saviour messiahs, spirits/demons, a Devil, “Dualism” concepts of a devil and other god being in eternal conflict etc, is just how oblivious and clueless most people are about these real factors and facts involved, these are all things imported into the Old Testament written sources by scribes that were originally from other Mesopotamian, Sumerian, Zoroastrian, Egyptian and other Canaanite religions and their beliefs, and later still esoteric secret mysticism religions, gnosticism, Greco-Roman religions and Hellenistic Judaism philosophies and ideas etc. It’s really laughable and just plain pathetic when some fraudster prophet-wannabe thinks he/she knows prophetic meanings and then start their shtick on pulpits or behind desks and microphones and especially in their slick fakery DVDs and books (hardcover and paperback of course). And gullible believing people fall for it, even circling passages and underlining verses or sentences and all that like they know what they’re doing, thinking they’re onto something, onto the truth. But it’s even more pathetic that all these things they think are some inspired holy prophetic and new glorious god or heavenly wisdom secrets and holy news scoop hunches…..are in reality just much older pagan religions ideas, fables and wisdom secrets.

Like I said, now the reader might be wondering just what the heck Godzilla, a sea monster illustration from OT text sources and an ancient Mesopotamian religious stone carving from circa. 2450 BCE really does have to do with the Yahweh-Jehovah deity character, with the Old Testament and the Hebrew bible?, as well as the book of Revelation science-fiction novel, well I’m glad you asked because it’s much more all related than you probably think. Because it’s actually just yet another of many evidences that the newly appearing Yahweh-Jehovah deity character and Yahwehism-Jehovahism of the Hebrew bible is not something new or a newly appearing personal skydaddy supremo with all the perfect answers, laws, rules and the best most powerful smartest magical powers etc etc etc, but is instead just a borrowing of concepts and ideas from other older surrounding religions and their beliefs and legends (the whole Adam & Eve, Noah’s ark, creation narrative, wandering demons (originally Daemons/Daimons), the powerful Devil character and Dualism concepts, resurrections, circumcisions, dietary and slavery laws and eating pork prohibitions etc, already mentioned earlier). Because in this particular case in Psalm 74:14 right in the middle of God’s ordering of the sea and dry land, his establishing of the sun, moon, stars, and the seasons etc, we find another event…God destroying sea monsters!

The text excerpt reads…”…You divided the sea by your might; you broke the heads of the sea monsters on the waters. You crushed the heads of Leviathan; you gave him as meat for the people inhabiting the wilderness…”. Yep how about that?, so it seems when their Yahweh-Jehovah deity was creating the earth he was apparently also battling multi-headed and giant sea monsters living in the oceans and then feeding the ancient Hebrews with its destroyed carcass, and that’s straight from biblical text so you can’t disbelieve or deny it. And in Isaiah 27:1 we have another future “prophecy”….”…In that day, the LORD will punish with his sword, his fierce, great and powerful sword, Leviathan the gliding serpent, Leviathan the coiling serpent; he will slay the monster of the sea”. Leviathan is also mentioned in the book of Job. However we know today that this imagery, legends, magical characters and related concepts are yet again just borrowings from the older Mesopotamian and surrounding Canaanite religions traditions and beliefs. Hadad was the storm and rain god in the Canaanite and ancient Mesopotamian religions (seen pictured above on stone where Hadad battles the great sea dragon creature Lotan-Litan-Leviathan, notice also the obvious parallels and symbologies continuum with the much later book of Revelations symbologies), the Baal Cycle, also known as the Epic of Baal, is a collection of stories about the god Baal from the Canaanite area who is also referred to as Hadad, the storm-god. This collection of stories is dated between 1400 and 1200 BCE and was found in Ugarit, an ancient city located in modern-day Syria, the tradition of Hadad the storm god is believed to originate from ancient Mesopotamia (Iraq), Canaan (Palestine), Ugarit (Syria) from already in 2500 BCE then extending elsewhere. In the literature of ancient Ugarit, the god Hadad-Baal battles Yamm, who is portrayed as a chaotic, churning sea and a terrifying sea dragon named Tannun or Litanu (Lotan), which are terms equivalent to the Hebrew words used in Psalm 74 Tanninim and Leviathan, other parallels are found elsewhere in the Old Testament (Isaiah 27:1; Job 26:13) which are directly adapted from the older Ugaritic stories. Ugaritian Litanu, Lotan and Yamm and the later biblical Leviathan are in fact one and the same, that’s not too surprising since Ugarit’s culture had a lot in common with the Canaanite one from which the Hebrews later emerged. According to scholars the composition of the psalms spans clearly from the post-Exilic period (not earlier than the fifth century BCE), although according to Jewish tradition the Book of Psalms was composed even by the very First Man…Adam, which besides laughable is also bizarrely absurd and already easily proven incorrect and refuted by reality.

(The myth of Hadad defeating Lotan, Yahweh defeating Leviathan, Marduk defeating Tiamat etc, in the mythologies of the Ancient Near East are classical examples of the generic cosmogony “struggle against chaos” mytheme, also reflected in Zeus’ slaying of Typhon in Greek mythology and Thor’s struggle against Jörmungandr in the Gylfaginning portion of the Prose Edda. Many scholars claim that Isaiah 27:1 is a direct quote lifted from the Ugaritic text, correctly rendering Ugaritic bṯn “snake” as Hebrew nḥš “snake).

2021 CE LOL, Can you imagine just how much easier it would have been to impress and wow the desert feeble-minded goat herders and fishers back in the Bronze Age and Iron Age Levant with various pagan Mesopotamian, Canaanite and Zoroastrian astrotheology religions concepts, characters and fables? He would have fooled the masses easily preaching to thousands of gullible simpletons like that, they already believed the earth was flat and on pillars and didn’t even know about dinosaurs or tectonic plates movements for cripe’s sake.

Visually similar. Zoroaster was conceived by a flash of light and born to a virgin mother. His ancestry was traced back 45 generations to the Persian version of Adam He engaged wise men in debate. Like Jesus, Zoroaster went into the desert at age 30 where he received the revelation that changed his own life, as well as many others.

The main point though is that even just this example again clearly shows and proves that the OT Hebrew bible Yahweh-Jehovah deity (aka Lord, God, Allah, Mo etc) character and ideas is overwhelmingly just a borrowed mixed bag assemblage of surrounding much older Semitic people’s pagan religions and their concepts, stories traditions, magical characters and ideas, a hodgepodge jumble patchwork deity relying on the exploits of other surrounding older deities basically and just imitating their magical deeds and powers. The relationship between the OT and the new Yahwehism-Jehovahism is that they are largely assimilated from the various older gods and goddesses of Canaan, including the leading gods El, Yahweh and Baal, the great goddesses (Asherah, Astarte and Anat), astral deities (Sun, Moon and Lucifer-Venus), and underworld deities (Mot, Resheph, Molech and the Rephaim etc) so including stories about battling Leviathian sea monsters are really not that surprising and it’s not surprising that similarly described sea creatures, serpent dragons and sea battles plots are in the Revelation book also. These are all much older pagan ideas and creatures/characters and plots floating around the Middle East since the time of the Mesopotamian religions and only much later was absorbed by the new on the scene Jews, and later Christian cults and sects. But why would they do this in the first place anyway? the answer is very simple and extremely self-evident…

…because the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah god does not exist and Old Testament passed down recorded textual material is overwhelmingly mostly just fiction, adaptions and borrowings, which makes the Yahweh-Jehovah god a complete fraud and a centuries-long deceptive trickery-theism and concoctions. And you know what that means, it means all the John Hagees, Jack Van Impes and whole plethora of other similar prophet-wannabe preachers and telescamvangelists predictor fraudsters are probably disappointed now that for their entire lives they’ve actually been preaching and writing books and making DVDs and sermoning about 4500+ year old pagan Mesopotamian-Canaanite-Egyptian and other Semitic people’s pagan magical characters, ideas, concepts, stories and fables (as well as heavily influenced by Zoroastrian, Greco-Roman mythologies and concepts etc), so they’re all going to hell now without a doubt for deceiving people and the whole burning/pitchfork/burning worms thing of course, and even their favorite wowing theme of the eternal burning punishments and a “Lake of Fire” are from pagan Egyptian religious beliefs, so the nefarious scamvangelists are blatantly spreading Egyptian religions concepts that aren’t originally in the bible and they don’t even know it or even seem to care, lol, i.e. – which would mean that today in the year 2021 CE televangelists are then intentionally trying to brainwash and mold the minds of their audiences/fans into believing that Bronze Age pagan Mesopotamian, Canaanite and Egyptian religious beliefs, desert blood magic witchcraft and astrotheology concepts are from their Yahweh-Jehovah god, but importantly for faith seed shekels for some sort of harvest somewhere, lol ). It’s just one of many Old Testament parallels and borrowings from older pagan religions in the Middle East and not anything given by any later made up Yahweh-Jehovah god deity, most well known is probably the Epic of Gilgamesh from circa. 2100 BCE being the primary source fo the later biblical Garden of Eden, Noah’s flood and other stories. Although now when watching Godzilla movies you can have a whole new perspective and exciting popcorn eating viewing experience about them olden days real Leviathan battles, and the one still to come also…hehehe.

Back in the biblical times in the Levant the deserts people were always praying and sacrificing to their god to protect them, to increase their abundance (camels/oxen/slaves etc), but mainly especially to destroy and annihilate their enemies and neighbors, and in numerous cases even just the next village and town down the road, for thousands and thousands of years just like even still today in the “holy land” (example), Oh how fervently they prayed in the land flowing with milk and honey that would even make Morris Cerullo proud GLO-RY!…

…Besides all the information presented so far another facet that should be mentioned is the (not much talked about or even never talked about) topic of failed prophecies found throughout the Hebrew bible/OldTestament and New Testament, including the books of Ezekiel, Isaiah, Psalms, Deuteronomy, Zechariah and Hosea “predictions” particularly among others (I came across a book a long time ago, or an article or something, which gave a detailed list of just some of the most notable failed prophecies and basically there’s lots and lots of them). Interestingly, in many of the cases the text doesn’t even refer to anything in the future but instead concerns during the times that the Hebrew writer was writing and the people living at that time, and still the prophecies failed anyway…repeatedly and disastrously. Yet many scamvangelists, charlatan books writing predictors and fables-preaching wacko conmen and conwomen even today still obsessively insist that all sorts of the prophecies were true and/or will be true (although that’s impossible also because the prophecies were for the writer’s times and people not anything hundreds and thousands of years in the future), with absolutely no evidence to support their views (but plenty of evidence proving otherwise) but they believe it anyway. Various people playing absurd bible sudoku games, inventing time warp histories and various puzzles and puzzle pieces (much like the ancient Hebrew writers did before them using all sorts of invented codes and esoteric secret meanings) all just to pluck passages out of context to only satisfy their own personal whims, views, deliriums and agendas, taking snippets or phrases (or only parts of snippets and phrases usually and excluding the annoying contradictory text parts and intentional mistranslating of course) to make the listener, reader and television viewer transform into an ancient illiterate desert sheepherder in the Middle East from thousands of years ago who needs to be “Wowed” and assured of one pointless thing or another (except that the ancient sheep, oxen and camels are instead today’s computers, microwave ovens and high-definition televisions etc, so other than that you’re just the same illiterate yokel living in the Levant back in the Bronze Age and Iron Age, aka “the universe” which I discussed earlier near the beginning of this post). It’s just really laughable and pathetic literary chicanery to be just making up meanings by flipping chapters and books back and forth teleporting to hundreds or even thousands of years ago and/or into the future whenever it suits their agendas, psychological disorder fixations and deliberate obscurantism personal whims, and then applying and presenting whatever concocted meanings and beliefs they feel like to their lackeys and unthinking minion followers and the general public. Heck, using that sort of logic and “prophecy powers”, selective snippets and out of context text meanings methodology then anyone reading this paragraph can also easily become a prophet or a prophecy guru expert or even a new future failed Nostradamus, Pat Robertson or Kenneth Copeland or any other similar failed prophecy kookmeister. Heck, you can probably even read and then find fullfilled prophecies in any Stephen King book also without a doubt using that methodology and book games.

A very well known example, among many others, is the often (mis)quoted and out of context…”Behold, a virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall name him Immanuel” found in Isaiah 7:14, and the charlatan televangelists and pastors like to portray and insinuate that this is a prophecy about the Jesus character, which is just plain absurd idiocy and lying fabricated chicanery. Why?…well because firstly his name was Jesus not Immanuel, secondly it’s just an obscure snippet taken out of context (as usual) which was regarding Hebrew politics during the writer’s purported time around the 8th century BCE, it was NOT any sort of prophecy about anything or anyone 800 years in the future, ipso facto. The context is involving only the Isaiah character’s time and the political military situation at the time and the real actual text includes…(Warning: another long winded failed Old Testament prophecy ahead)…”Then Isaiah said, “Hear now, you house of David! Is it not enough to try the patience of humans? Will you try the patience of my God also? Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The young woman will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel, He will be eating curds and honey when he knows enough to reject the wrong and choose the right, for before the boy knows enough to reject the wrong and choose the right, the land of the two kings you dread will be laid waste. The Lord will bring on you and on your people and on the house of your father a time unlike any since Ephraim broke away from Judah – he will bring the king of Assyria. In that day the Lord will whistle for flies from the Nile delta in Egypt and for bees from the land of Assyria. They will all come and settle in the steep ravines and in the crevices in the rocks, on all the thorn bushes and at all the water holes. In that day the Lord will use a razor hired from beyond the Euphrates River–the king of Assyria–to shave your heads and private parts, and to cut off your beards also.”…and text goes on further still with other information. Now, did any of these things happen when the Jesus character was supposedly born and grew up? Did Assyria and Israel attack king Ahaz of Judah by cutting off all their beards and private parts hair etc and lay Jerusalem to waste and make the lands all desolate and filled with thorns?, Did God whistle for flies from the Nile delta in Egypt and for bees from the land of Assyria to invade the lands with flies and bees etc? (what stupid pointless dumb talk, pfff whistling for flies and bees, lol). No they didn’t happen, of course not because the fuller “in context” quote and text is referring ONLY to the writer’s time in the 8th century BCE and NOT about anything or anyone 800 years in the future, only an imbecile fool or charlatan scammer or both would believe or insinuate it was talking about anything or anyone 800 years in the future, it’s just OT Hebrew stories and hopes and fables again and not relevant to or concerning any Non-Jew Gentile peoples anyway, as well as being deliberate concocted cherry picking obscurantism pure and simple, it’s basically making biblical text say anything you want like a ventriloquist dummy and lying about what it really means, where the scammer makes the dummy say whatever he wants by making it only appear that the dummy is speaking something on their own and supporting and agreeing with what the ventriloquist is saying. It’s mindboggling how many people fall for this supposed “prophecy quote” example even today, it took all of about 30 seconds of reading to clearly understand who, why, where and what the quote is actually talking about, and that’s just one example of numerous other failed and misrepresented/misquoted prophecy and abstract time warping quotes examples.

Scamvangelists, crypto-mystical fabulist apostle-witches, soothsaying magical thinking gurus, blood magic charlatans and every local fake-miracles showman and prophet-witch fraudster by using obscurantism and selectively cherry picking biblical text excerpts can basically make the chosen text mean and the text fiction characters say and imply things that are not really there or said by anyone, (and/or even mean 2 or 3 things at the same time including even opposite meanings if need be), the scripture text has in effect then become their own personal tool and ventriloquist dummy, it’s a bible-dummy basically (e.g. – “There was only 1 pair of animals on the ark not 7 pairs, seafood platters and pork chops are heretical bad from gentile infidels, animals were made after Adam not before, and dashing babies against rocks is cool isn’t that right bible-dummy?”…”Yep that’s right god said it right there in this chapter and verse brother Bill, and the lord never lies or contradicts brother Bill you ought to know that”…”Well said bible-dummy, so you see folks and all the television viewers at home, I have been vindicated by the bible-dummy’s very own words who’s always right and never wrong because he’s perfect and all-knowing, Praizzze Gawd Glo-ry” etc). Just really ridiculous “history-telling” authoring and gabbing powers that’s for sure. And take the example of the Abram/Abraham character fable, who according to the story was an earlier rich wandering travelling many camels and slaves owning Babylonian magus sorcerer guru from Ur of the Chaldeans/Mesopotamia (i.e. Iraq), now how the heck could he possibly be the founding father of Christians, Jews, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Baháʼí and Muslims etc? (as well as being the great great great great great etc grandfather of the Jesus character), because that’s quite a problematic contradictory conundrum that’s very absurd and sounds made up, and perhaps even more bizarre, or at least equally as bizarre, is that according to the “biblical scripture text” Abraham lived to be 175 years old and he was blessed by Shem who was a son of Noah (yep that Noah, lol), and Shem lived to be 600 years old, Noah lived 950 years including 350 years after the flood and Shem lived up to 500 years after the flood, which would then mean that Abraham, Noah and Shem lived as contemporaries as in living at the same time on earth and in the same area for 58 years! and that Shem even outlived Abraham by 35 years! LOL! I don’t make this stuff up, and why anyone would believe all these fantastical magical thinking tales and contradictory fictitious ethnocentric-based national folk legends and pretend world myths from a Bronze-Iron Age tribe roaming in the Levant deserts as being true science, facts and historical reality, is beyond me and probably only the dummy knows and only the bible-dummy and ventriloquist has the answers. As just a brief example (see also https://unpleasant.ffrf.org/) of using this sort of selective cherry picking methodology then anyone can easily preach biblical support with text evidences for basically any theology or idea they want..for murders, genocides, ethnic cleansing, killing children, babies and pregnant women, vegetarianism, for being carnivore, omnivore and cannibalism, for slavery, slave killings and beatings, sex slaves, child abuse, abuse of parents and family members, kidnapping, stealing, arson, deceitful practices for lawful inheritance and basically for any business or contractual dealings including lying, for marxism-communism dictatorships and any dictatorships, polygamy, hallucinogenic drugs use, discrimination against amputees, blind people and people with any physical abnormalities/disfigurements, promoting self-amputations and self-inflicted trauma, child brides, human sacrifices, animal sacrifices, pigeon, goat, donkey and camel cruelty and animal cruelty in general, can use animals to kill people, belief in demons and powerful demon’s powers instead of electricity, cells, microbes, germs, bacteria, biology and natural world ecosystems and weather systems, in existence of time travel, mind reading, zombieism and reincarnation, performing and claiming curses on generations of people, praising miscarriages and starvations, supporting illegal dumping of dangerous poisons and pollution on land and in waters to decimate people and animals, and the list goes on and on, the bible-dummy can biblically support all of them and more with actual biblical textual sources.

It’s probably a good time to remind people, and it’s probably a good modern day analogy example about people believing in just about anything being true, that even today in the age of smartphones, computers, all sorts of IoT, satellites, landing on the moon and space stations, being able to verify things using radiocarbon-14 and DNA dating, splitting the atom, nanotechnology and much, much more including microwave ovens, that besides various common UFO, strange creatures, ghosts and paranormal phenomena sightings, that there are still literally many thousands of annual eyewitness testimonies of people seeing and making contact with Bigfoot even today (Including books and even documentaries and filmed programs featuring the latest eyewitness testimonies and “hard evidence” of Bigfoot contact and even interviews with numerous “Bigfoot groups” who are sharing their various Bigfoot gospels and revelations with others), and you surely can’t argue with Bigfoot hard evidence and eyewitness testimonies from people who had contact and saw them with their very own eyes can you? (Wake up people! They saw them with their very own eyeballs! Listen to Bigfoot Pete for Cripe’s Jehoshaphat’s **Pete’s sake!).**

Which sort of reminds me of another ridiculous OT fable story that lots of telescamvangelists like for some weird reason. How about that boring and laughably absurd Isaac, Jacob and Esau story? The one where practically blind old man Isaac through his son Jacob’s deceit (and especially his mother’s nefarious subterfuge) is tricked into giving Jacob his birthright blessing instead of to his older brother Esau who it rightfully belonged to. Long boring story short, how exactly did he do this? Why by simply covering his hands, arms and neck with goat fur of course (seems very plausible and practical sure why not? lol), because his brother Esau according to this farcical story was very hairy and so when the old man Isaac touches his arms and neck for proof he thinks he’s actually blessing Esau instead of Jacob, and so the decietful lying scammer Jacob ripped off his brother’s rightful birthright blessing (and in the process actually tricking god also because it’s god’s promised blessings in the first place given through Isaac and his old man Abraham, god gets duped a lot it seems ever since the serpent thing and even instances of characters making deals getting him to change his mind, and yep he’s the same Jacob superhero who beat god in the desert wrestling match mentioned near the beginning of this post) and Praizzze Gawd GLO-RY! and all that. But just what the heck exactly is going on here anyway? Is this real history, real characters and real events taking place in the real world? like people are supposed to believe as literally taking place, or was Esau an actual Bigfoot or Sasquatch as described according to the OT text? (Esau wasn’t just hairy, we’re talking frikin goat fur here for Cripe’s Pete’s sake!). He must have been, there’s no other way around it or explanation needed and that’s the gospel truth, it’s undeniable evidence that furry galavanting Bigfoots/Sasquatches really do exist and that Esau was one of them, with written proof evidence right there in the bible, wow (Let that be a lesson for all the boys and girls readers out there, if you deceive and try to steal your brother’s piece of apple pie he may verily grow up to be a furry Sasquatch).

Basically, many of the things I’ve mentioned so far and information that these authors and history researchers have found out, unequivocally proves one thing in the end. Basically that they’re all just really some sort of ill-conceived haphazard witchcraft. Yep, just various types of different low quality and not well thought out desert blood magic witchcraft that are held together by a few very hazy and ill-defined abstract concepts and interchangeable contradictory rules. It’s just different chants, motions, clothing, characters, prayers, invocations to spirits and superheroes, offerings, burning incense or birds or goats etc, in different areas at different times. If they didn’t like the popular usual witchcraft and superheroes, then no problem, they would just start their own new witchcraft and make new characters up and a new master with a new name and then only sacrifice and burn things for them because their own new masters will make them just top notch great at the end. This is how Islam started later too, “We gotta have our own master and characters too.” (but they all borrow some characters from others too of course, even borrowing some things from the ancient Hyperboreans, like the Romans and Greeks did, Leto and the lineage of Apollo is from there as well as Abaris the Hyperborean, and they started the Olympics after coming down to ancient Delos after all).

According to the absurd fables narratives and various stories, these 3 characters are allegedly each representatives of the exact same skydaddy boss floating in the sky and likewise each one a purveyor of the various versions of 4500+ year old pagan Mesopotamian-Canaanite-Egyptian and other Semitic people’s pagan magical characters, ideas, concepts, stories and fables (as well as Zoroastrian and later Greco-Roman mythologies etc), some people call them Judaism version 1.0, version 2.0 and version 3.0, which is a very accurate description, sort of like the Abrahamic Tribal Deity Trinity in a way with each one spreading concocted Levant deserts blood magic filth. But they can’t all be right, however they can all be wrong and that’s a fact. And as already partly touched upon and explained and from the facts that we know today it’s most probable that all 3 never really even existed and certainly did not exist as portrayed in the later written stories and fables because they’re shown to be just inserted historicized and composite mythical characters, along with any magic and superpowers attributes. All 3 of them have no contemporaneous proofs and evidences of their existence as described and believed only later in enhanced mythologized accounts and fables (including the Abraham character also of course), not until the written mentions, legends and theological versions written decades and even centuries after supposedly living. On top of that, how could it possibly be that the Abraham character, who was an earlier rich wandering traveling many camels and slaves owning Babylonian priest magus guru from Ur of the Chaldeans/Mesopotamia (ie: Iraq), how could he possibly be the basis and founding father of Christians, Jews, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Baháʼí and Muslims and many other various related offshoot cults and sects and religious ideas?, because that’s not just a problematic contradictory conundrum it’s also absurd and impossible. You can’t trust the later written and invented material and books otherwise anyone can do that and because of one other very important and obvious reason that scamvangelists and preachers especially constantly have selective and source amnesia about, as one scholar simply put it… “God Doesn’t Write Books” (because he can’t or just doesn’t want to).

There’s one other interesting fact to take into consideration regarding all these topics and examples when everything is taken into account, a fact that is very interesting, strange, bizarre and yet verily true nonetheless. That being the indisputable fact that as the rate of these types of televangelists (scamvangelists, telescamvangelists), religious and psuedo-religious voodoo organizations, subversive books and trinket selling Abrahamic desert blood magic witchcraft cults and mind control sects increase, then the rate of crime, shootings, stabbings, violence and other subversive associative activities, also likewise increases proportionally and then they both remain at an equilibrium again, in equal measure but overall greater amounts. It’s a fact and disturbing trend that is proven statistically time and time again. (I Googled this topic and checked it out, and you can too). They seem to go hand in hand, as the rate of televangelists, televangelist programming, book crusades, fake miracles circus crusades and fake heal-o-thons etc goes up in a city, region, location or even country, then the other rates will likewise also rise in equal amounts completing the static equilibrium and the percentages remain constant per capita. It’s uncanny and seems weird and perhaps unbelievable to some at first, and the reader may think it’s just an anomaly or once in a while freak coincidence, but it is a regular proven trend and pattern through the last few decades especially. It follows an easy to see climbing rate mathematical formula and can easily be put on a chart or curve graph. There simply is no denying that according to the various facts, statistics and graph curves that they are both part of one overall very dangerous and subversive civilization and identity destroying trend, they both keep the subversive pendulum ticking. I’ll just leave it at that for now.

I’m not picking any sides or team but the numbers are straight from the bible so self-explanatory, and like I showed and explained earlier in the good ol’ Job novel plot, the 10 killed by Satan probably belong in God’s column anyway because they were just accomplished by proxy through his personal advisor helper and with his full knowledge and support (it makes the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah then even more of a horse dungbag filth tribal deity than previously thought, so he can tip the rain jars and keeps the snow in the snow storage houses…pfff big deal).

This first post is almost finished, and in retrospect it’s all important information for the benefit of the reader anyway, and it’s information which may actually and probably will save your soul. I updated with more JW information that wasn’t originally planned and I touched upon some other groups/sects/cults and beliefs, but the truth must be told. And that’s just one of the crazy mind control cults out there that are spewing crap, lies, absurd abstract concepts, constantly updated voodoo fiction, ancient Bronze Age and Iron Age deserts blood magic and trying to change the natural order of things and reality in the real cosmos and universe, trying to change the natural world harmony with made fabulist words spewed forth from self-serving and lying maggots. To believe such absurd fictions and invented contradictory stories and fables over reality, facts, real history and truth would be one of the most worst sins I could commit against myself or anybody. To believe fiction drivel over reality just to be a part of some group, organization, to be popular or to get more votes, more blog views or accolades from celebs or anybody, would be throwing reality and my very real identity and real life experience and my soul into the camel dung pile. (I might as well then make myself into a fiction cartoon character who can make it rain by throwing some magic beans to the wind). It’s also just a few of the reasons why I pay more attention to and follow my own personal “Big 6 Rules” instead to make sense of things and the real world and universe…

1) Real History.
2) Archaeology.
3) Science/Facts/Statistics.
4) Ancient Magic and Esoteric Mysteries/Philosophy including Unexplained Supernatural Powers and Paranormal Phenomena Anomalies. (Basically I only follow the proven tips, secret revelations and voices from the Gods themselves and not from fake gurus or their fables & fictions books).
5) Fashion and the History/Origo Gentis of Fashions, various Esoteric Recipes and the Adult Beverages Mysteries.
6) If it sounds like shit, looks like shit, smells like shit and feels like shit, then no matter how you dress it up or package it or give it a catchy name, it’s still just shit.

Believe it or not even the Jesus mentioned in the Jewish Talmud has periods of living described from between 75 BCE to 134 CE, one Talmud account tells that Jesus the Nazarene was stoned and hanged to death by the Jews on the Eve of Passover as well as that Jesus is being punished by boiling in hot bubbling excrement (shit/dung) because he practiced magic and deceived and led Israel astray (Well there you go, he was a bad, bad, bad Jesus trying to lead astray Israel so now it’s the bubbling boiling shit pot punishment for him, he broke the laws of Moses which were given by god himself and so he rightfully suffered the consequences, and it’s written right there in the text). Whether you believe any of the biblical stories or not, either way you have to admit that the Jesus character in the narratives was ultimately put to death because he broke the laws of Moses, which were laws given by god. Basically, if the Jesus character was all that great doing so many good, wonderful and amazing deeds, including making a verified real life zombie (After all it’s pretty rare to have a real life zombie and a zombie maker both on your team), the Jews who are god’s chosen favorite peeps and keepers of god’s personally handed down laws, well they wouldn’t put him to death just for that would they? Wouldn’t it be much better to have had them instead playing on the same team to beat the visiting team Romans? Heck then they would have won for sure.

A brief step back to the earlier part of this post which was one of the main reasons for the topic, after coming back from my most recent vacation to Croatia. There I was in downtown Zagreb having a refreshing cold beer on the patio with an ice cream parlour next door, and suddenly 2 Mormon missionaries start their shtick to some people who just came out of the ice cream shop next door. And like said, when freshly scrubbed and powdered, shoe shined and haircutted religious cult newbies go a-missionin’ overseas, why on Earth would they decide to go to Croatia? or to any European or even to any other country in general? Are they blind or perhaps they don’t understand geography or even how to read the news or a map? For Cripe’s Jehoshaphat’s Pete’s sake why on Earth are these sorts of “Elders” abandoning the needy shitty countries and/or their local needy areas to instead spread subversive anarcho-communist one-worlder brainwashing material and foreign abstract concepts dogmas to Romanesque, Pre-Romanesque, Gothic and Baroque buildinged countries? They verily are playing all other countries for naive fools. If there really was a god of theirs or any kind of justice left in the world, then shouldn’t they truthfully and justifiably just be tarred and feathered and sent back from where it is they came from for their blatant hubris and subversive anarchy lies? The very heavens verily cry out against their conceited non-existent self-importance and anti-civilizational anarchy driven subversive identity destroying literature and underwear haberdashery theologies. Let the heavens rain justice upon their deceitful brainwashing lying ways. Now you can easily replace this scene with Jehovah’s Witnesses, or one of a number of other telescamvangelist types and preachers organizations doing similar things whether in person or on television. Heck I can’t even remember the last time, probably because it never happened, of encountering Hindus, Buddhists, Native Peoples religion organizations, Japanese Shinto religion, any other Pagan religions groups (or even other Bigfoot/UFO/Shadow People from Atlantis/Tin Foil Hat religions either), travelling to foreign countries to go convert people or have their nefarious shekels faith-seeds circus filth and fraudster fake miracles shows. Like I said earlier again, all of Europe already has tons of churches all over the place anyway, some going back to medieval times and well over a thousand years old, where the heck do “missionaries” and other various cults and sects and their minions think churches in North America all came from? Them going to preach their “Christianity” to these countries is as ridiculous as them going to China to preach-teach them how to make Chinese food, to India to preach-teach them how to make tandoori chicken or to Mexico to preach-teach them how to make tacos and burritos, these types of “missions” are really only just blatant Euro-shekels donations and financial schemes for their temples coffers and that’s it). Image: arizonabeehive.com.

I don’t think I really even have to explain this disgusting abomination monstrosity gathering shindig of pointless fabulist freaks, America’s fave telescamvangelist Kenneth Copeland and fellow minions at the Vatican in Italy to rub elbows with the poope, actually even lying scoundrelvangelist Joel Olsteen did the same in 2014, among other similar charlatan vermin examples. Hopefully soon the pontifex maximus and pontifex mendax will get together again to blow on each other as well as blow away tornadoes, hurricanes, leprosy, tumors and greenhouse gasses from the atmosphere as per earlier holy video examples and top it off by jerking themselves off a glorious bloody abrahamic zoroastrian jesus-holy ghost fruit-filled cannoli milkshake, if they know how of course, before going to the Abrahamic opera and ballet (or at least make pizza pies and cakes fall from the sky, because as Gloria Copeland says in the video you have authority over the weather, and if that’s true then you verily easily have authority over pizza pies and cakes also it only makes perfect logical sense, or at least exchange cookie recipes and glass and mirrors and grout grime cleaning tips with Joyce “20 million dollar home” Meyer, GLO-RY! Praizzze Gawd and Zoroaster!), that would be amazing and probably save many Euro shekels for the temples coffers and tabernacles, lamps and trumpets (I told you that Euros, aka European shekels, are the better holier faith seeds that multiply abundance and scrolls unto the trumpets and golden lamps of the temple coffers of Zion for a better harvest than those other inferior faith seeds of the Gentiles). Image courtesy of fellow revolting abomination fraudster scampastor Doug Batchelor.

Isn’t even Baltimore closer to Utah? and even many other cities. And that’s just in the Mormons case. There are tons of people there begging and yearning to learn about the magics of the secrets of the universe and the mind of Mormoni and other related holy theologies and magical hocus pocus ideas so that they can be all eternal and stuff, so why waste time, effort and money traveling all the way to Europe to save pointless foreign beers drinkers and foreign pastries eaters?, to galavant in countries with weird strange medieval reenactments groups, operas and ballerinas and other strange goings on while simultaneously abandoning your very own people like a despicable traitorous scoundrel. For Cripe’s Jehoshaphat’s Pete’s sake show them the way you lying hypocrites lest the lord send a plague and boils and smite various things for whatever reason. Image: Getty Images.

Look at it this way, here’s a protest scene from the Middle East somewhere about interpreting the Koran. Don’t these people require their Mormon guidance (or Jehovah’s Witnesses guidance, televangelist-preacher’s guidance, various fraudster’s fake miracles circus show guidance etc) and their expertise and inside news scoop tips about the universe much more than Croatian or European cake eaters and beer sippers or even more than Japanese Gyūdon beef and rice eaters? For Cripe’s Jehoshaphat’s Pete’s sake they already even know who Jesus, Moses, Joshua, Job, Abraham, the Canaanites and a bunch of the other superhero characters in the stories are, so their missionary and preaching work is already halfway done, brand spanking new cult converts practically to be brought into the fold resulting in many more trumpets, scrolls and lamps for sure. Image: Getty Images.

A recent image from the city of Karlovac “Dani Piva” (Croatian for “Days of Beer”, something similar to a Croatian version of Oktoberfest), which is just one of numerous popular beer and wine themed festivals among other events and festivals that take place annually in Croatia. As mentioned before, this is undeniable and irrefutable proof that what I’m telling you is verily the truth, firstly in even just only this instance the centuries long beer brewing history and the attached cultural significance of the tradition negates and outright nullifies Mormonism, and also Islam in the process actually, (besides there’s also lots of heretical hams, bacon and pork recipes and shellfish foods at these things also which again is infidel gentile traditions), also if one has ever visited or knows about any of the festivals and events it clearly shows that the last thing people are concerned about or interested in is various foreign telescamvangelists or religious cults and sects to attach their nefarious tentacles to mind control and siphon identities, personalities, civilization and reality from people’s brains, as well as seed faith shekels for their temple coffers of course, and replace them with abstract concepts and foreign camels and hocus pocus pointless tabernacles jimble jamble theologies (and importantly also, believe you me, Croatians don’t appreciate having invading sectarian lying fraudsters and desert blood magic guru trash arriving to try to steal or control their minds, civilization, identities and the real world reality that’s for sure).

Woe unto you lying scamvangelists and telescamvengelists and your circus freak show charlatanism brainwashing shows and abominations dark gospels, instead of following carrying your cross and robe as commanded you instead do blatant lying coffee table and couches chit-chat performance schemes to lure faith-seeds and shekels from the feeble-minded, Lo, Perun, Veles and Triglav may even rightfully kill you for such transgressions, diabolical hubris and mephistophelian television voodoo faithspells when you conjure up your nonsense babbling ghosts from the depths and netherworld using your dark gospels and scrolls (Verily even the worms and creeping things of the earth can raise up books, faith-seeds and loafers unto Abraham, Joshua and Jonah, your television studio transgressions are verily dung piled higher than the Wall of Jericho, Tower of Babel and Noah’s Ark combined. Basically, I think the Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, televangelists and other fraudster subversive cults and sects and their minions need to be shown that there are many more places that are in much more dire need of their subversive proselytizing, pamphlets and mind control identity reality destroying ways.

A modern artist’s rendition portrayal of Jesus after feeding the multitudes with 2 fish sticks and some buns, but no shellfish of course (However I could quite possibly be wrong, because of many recent rumours regarding Bjorn Borg raising zombies out of graves (including a dead ballboy at the 1979 Colgate-Palmolive Masters), feeding multitudes at a Davis Cup tennis match using only 2 meatballs and several Swedish rye bread pieces, curing cripple blind umpires and ballgirls and many people with itchy feet (Ivan Lendl reported that during the 1980 Monte-Carlo Masters Final he saw the clouds open and a tennis raquet descend from the sky and float over Borg’s head, some people even say that during the 1978 French Open he miraculously made 2,000 annoying cats jump off the Eiffel Tower like it was nothing), and just like in the Jesus character scenario there are some early journals written that Bjorn Borg actually did these things in 1875, 1898 or 1911 and/or other years and that he was actually a phantasm descended from outer space (one account even tells that Dick Enberg, who was a huge Jimmy Connors fan, changed his name suddenly one day to Larry after falling off his golf cart onto his noggin and then soon afterwards he travelled around the French riviera proclaiming a new Bjorn Borg mission and even getting into arguments with Bud Collins who was now his enemy, which is weird), so we’ll have to wait another 90-100 years and see if someone mentions it and writes books about it somewhere so we’ll know just what the heck all went on). Image: Bob Thomas.

Image: Photo Researchers, INC./Science Photo Library.

It should also be noted about the numerous instances of unexplained “miraculous” phenomena of Bjorn Borg images just suddenly “appearing” the world over “miraculously”, in clouds, on tree bark, oil slicks, bubble baths and especially on toast the world over, as well as on perogies, pancakes, banana peels, breakfast tacos, fish sticks, cheetos, stuffed peppers, spicy shrimp pasta, pecan butter tarts, spilled bbq sauce, chocolate bars, fries and gravy, meat pies, pork chops, stews, crab salad, pizza slices, potato chips and many other food items, scientists are still baffled and unable to explain the miraculous phenomena, the above examples are a representation of a piece of toast purportedly from a recent Denny’s Lumberjack Slam breakfast in Bangor, Maine and in a 2005 perogie that just suddenly “appeared” unexplainably in a kitchen, totally miraculous no doubt about it.

I would also like to know why so many paintings, statues and portrayals of the purported Jesus character over the centuries and even today make his appearance look like he was some kind of Medieval Viking, an early Goth or Slav prince or warrior, a Merovingian King or even like medieval Croatian King Tomislav or King Zvonimir or King Krešimir and similar medieval depictions. All tall and thin and regal looking and even with long blondish or brownish flowing locks, sometimes even reddish hair with blue eyes like in a Diesel or Guess jeans poster. What the heck would King Tomislav, Benny Andersson of ABBA or a Viking be doing walking around the Levant 2,000 years ago starting a new religion, making zombies and causing riots anyway? Why the heck would Bjorn Borg be going around spitting in leper’s eyes and talking parables that nobody was meant to understand but just to confuse people on purpose and even confuse his own chosen disciples and killing pigs and fig trees? How do we know he didn’t look like Mel Brookes, Jerry Seinfeld, Yasser Arafart, Rob Reiner or Gene Simmons? These are important questions also that we must ask ourselves and scholars need to examine.

THINKS BRONZE AGE/IRON AGE PRIMITIVE ETHNOCENTRIC BLOOD MAGIC, HOCUS POCUS DESERT SORCERY SHOWS, TALKING SNAKES AND ZOMBIES ARE REAL THINGS, AND THAT IF YOU DO TOO AND SEND TEMPLE FAITH SHEKELS YOU’LL BE AN ETERNAL IMMORTAL JUST LIKE BILLY. AND REMEMBER IT’S JUST LIKE BILLY SAYS…GOD LOVES YOU, YOU’RE JUST SO SPECIAL TO HIM SO GOD LOVES YOU JUST SO, SO, SO GOSH DARN DIDDLY DARN DANG DING DONG DARNED SOOO MUCH AND WANTS TO HAVE COFFEE & PASTRIES AND PLAY GEMATRIA SCRABBLE WITH YOU, SO CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN AND THROW SOME SHEKELS.

Even the famous apostle-witch Billy Graham (aka Billy Scamham, St. Billy, the American Eusebius wannabe etc) for many years pulled the wool over people’s eyes with his lying anarcho-commie-utopianist one-worlder identity, personality and reality destroying brainwashing filth shtick also by intentional cherry picking and fabricating out of context text snippets new meanings, obscurantism agendas and suspension of disbelief fables and indoctrination speeches, even to to point of assuring that Jonah and the Fish, Noah’s ark, talking snakes and donkeys and wrestling and beating god in the desert and every other single thing written is without a doubt real world history facts and absolute real history and real characters and real magical superheroes etc. This is no joke, for years since the beginning of his “missions” he has repeatedly stated and let it be known publicly that he believes the bible is the “infallible word of God” as in everything written is true and real and from god. (I don’t think I have to touch that topic again). Oh sure he wasn’t as entertaining as the later famous and popular televangelists, but he was very vocal and adamant while preaching in his earlier years, lots of that shouting Pentecostal antics, pointing at the bible, pointing at the pew potatoes, holding the bible overhead and the whole god-o-tainment shtick…Hallelujah Praizzze his name GLO-RY!. (But gradually he just started doing the whole regular typical televangelist shtick modus operandi, oh you know, the same ol’ staring puppy dog eyed into the camera to viewers at home…”And please call the number on your screen where strangers and people you don’t even know, I mean telephone hotline operators, on the telephone will hope for you, I mean pray for you bla$bla$bla$…” hook, line and sinker reeling in the chumpS like clockwork). Hobnobbing with presidents, celebs, politicians and even other world religious leaders, i.e.- using just cherry picked verses or snippets of verses, using those snippets out of context while avoiding the blatantly obvious contradictions, a neurotically fixated fabulist trying to fool audiences that everything written in the text is contradictions-free and nonsense-free and literally the most perfect infallible word of god, using mental gymnastics in his psychosis delirium to sell suspension of disbelief while pointing and shaking the bible and trying to implant hocus pocus Bronze Age and Iron Age desert blood magic spells into people’s minds, using abstract concepts to mean opposite things from what is written (that way you avoid the contradictions and can throw in some red herrings and strawmen etc). He also once tried to win a debate with the snake from the Garden of Eden, but the snake easily won again (with many in attendance left scratching their heads wondering who the real lying charlatan dungbag was – hint: it was Billy) by proving there were7 pairs of animals on the ark not just 1 pair, that the sun and moon were made before the trees, plants and grass not after, that the animals were made before Adam and Eve not after, that the animals came after Adam (but strangely before Eve which is just plain weird), that the trees, grass and plants came before not after Adam and Eve, that plants and trees came after Adam and Eve not before, that there is no blue water floating in the sky but just particles and refracted and reflected light waves, and that god just borrowed and passed off stories from Ancient Mesopotamian religion fables before Adam and Eve and not after, he is known for using verifed sources, facts and especially logic to remain undefeated since 6000 BCE, even proving that if the biblical superheroes and characters in the Middle East are directly related to Adam and Eve then that would mean that every continent had it’s own Garden of Eden and Adam and Eve which is a fact proven also by science, televangelists don’t like that fact but then again they’re lying scoundrels who are strictly just about faith, contradictory fantasy and magical supeheroes powers for temples coffers (btw Slick Scamvangelist Billy Graham left behind an estimated “at least” $25 million networth, a fortune of real estate holdings and book royalties and much, much more, similar god-business storytelling shenanigans for his charlatan offspring to continue the despicable lying charade, he never sold and gave away all his possessions and took up his own cross as required by Jesus or performed even one measly backache or arthritis healing miracle either, not even one measly demon exorcised (instead spending time trying to portray himself as some sort of official White House government religious guru, and his scampastor charlatan son Franklin Graham has now taken over the reins of the business as head b.s. guru and spokesman of the company), which surely means that he along with numerous other scamvangelists and fellow Abrahamic Muslim and Jewish religious brothers of the book are verily rightfully burning in hell right now which they constructed for themselves (well which the Egyptians and Mesopotamians constructed for them actually as shown previously, Ol’ Slick Billy sure didn’t want listeners to know about ancient pagan Mesoptamian, Egyptian, Canaanite, Zoroastrian and other Levan desert religions and beliefs being the actual sources for the biblical god and biblical world doctrinal views and behaviourisms, because real history, real facts and the real world/universe was really annoying to him almost as much as back to life zombies), sort of a fancy pants pied piper ghoul for the feeble-minded GLO-RY!). Just another lying conman charlatan from a likewise long list of fraudster charlatans basically. However the snake is even rumoured to be debating in 2022 with Kenneth Copeland and Creflo Dollar (or whatever his name is now), get out your popcorn and cotton candy for those.

This then brings us to the end of this first post and that’s as far as I’ll go with these topics, a fair amount of topics and facts to consider sure, but it’s still only the tip of the tip of the tip of the iceberg and is at least an informative summation of interrelated subjects that are all factors to the equation including clear and concise points that show there are much more things involved than just listening to some stand up guru fabulist with obsessive psychosis fixations about Bronze Age and Iron Age mythologies, desert blood magic spells and various superheroes and magical powers that defy laws of the universe and reality, and who much of the time have no clue what they’re even talking about, but it sure does bring in seed faith shekels to the temple coffers that’s for sure. Contradictions, mythological fables, lies and mental gymnastics abstract concepts must be true. So remember,…”Lo, thus sayeth the King of Joab Ben-El Shareem, the son of Sharoth and Inga from Canaan, and husband to Queen Ivana from the lands of Goshen, beyond the Moabites and Midianites, just as the oceans reap the soul of god’s holy miracles, so too can you conquer the devil and experience miracles. Lo, I your Lord and God do these things and I do not repent or change my mind nor do I bless the camels and tents of the Nephilim. Victory is yours and the foreskins, slaves and best sheep are mine because the blood of numerous sacrifices has ensured that your reward will be eternal and be multiplied hundredfold, Lo, even unto the stars and the sea of Galilee, should you not also sing with joy as Joshua and Jonah? Verily, singest with the voice of a thousand trumpets and the brightness of 70 golden oily lamps for the gift of true riches promised to you by those Nephilim of renown who built their very own ark as commanded so that they could live, those mighty heavenly hosts who have conquered the Beelzebubs and dragons from beyond the lands of the Ammonites. Lo, verily our camels are united and our camels are one, and no unclean bird, bacon or goat shall prevail against our camels, rejoice then that our camels are victorious even unto the tents of the tribes of Hamathites, Zemarites, Japhletites and Arkites and a bunch of others who have blasphemed and disobeyed my oxen, and even the lamps of the Canaanites shall not prevail against them for their dung is an abomination to my tent which I have made before I tipped the rain jars. For I didst make the tabernacle and temple with a gust from my nostrils, and I wrote the scrolls to showeth thee the wonders when I sent down fire and scorpions against the Hecubites and Pelagians and destroyed them all and their fathers, and their father’s fathers and their father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s fathers, I alone didst make the aquaducts, brought flowing waters and the baths, I made the roads, walls and temple and didst plant the crops and olives and my angels delivered unto you wines from Antioch, Lo, no foreign dung and no camel nor his dung can do this, only I am able to make the tents and do these things”.

Has Any Preacher, Pastor, Priest, Scamvangelist Pretend World Mythomania Grifter, Duplicitous Goy Television Soapbox Yeshua-Junkie Fairy Tales Shill, Paulianity-Gnosticism Merkabah Mysticism Charlatan-Dreamer, Delusional Goy Yahwehism-Jehovahism-Cacodemon Witchery Coven Fabulist, Zoroastrian-Inspired Infernal Messianic Cabal Demagogue-Magus, Fantasizing “Christ-Cult Corporation” Shekels-Seeds Miracles Salesperson, New Age Yeshuaism Torah-Zombie Obsessed Goy Spiritualist Fraudster, Lying Abrahamic Desert Ghost Bewitched Evangelical Nutcase or any Soothsaying Hocus Pocus Blood Magic Guru Spellcaster Ever Told Their Flock Any Of These True Facts & Verified Information? And Why Not? (+Videos)

This post is basically a direct duplicate of the previous post with some minor additions, except I just changed the title and intro audio option so that the reader can enjoy a real authentic good ol’ glory be scamvangelist bullshitism ambiance, and perhaps even experience an authentic holy ghost sorcery and Zoroastrian-inspired Yahwehism-Jehovahism blood magic and magical thinking pretend world show of their own (but you have to use only the KJV bible of course because that’s the only one Jesus and his secretive disciples coven would have probably used (because that version was written by the ancient Mesopotamians, Jesus, Yahweh-Jehovah-God and probably Paul and his angels) to perform their various hocus pocus powers magic otherwise the spells may not work and instead lying demons may infest your brains and clothes (and probably the carpet too), it may even conjure up risen torah-zombies to lurk in your neighborhood, deli and coffee shops so that’s definitely good to know beforehand). I should also remind readers, the purpose of this post is not about getting into the numerous absurdities, contradictions, inconsistencies, errors, mythologies and nonsense found throughout the written biblical texts (you can read A list of over 700 inconsistencies in the Bible for just some of those examples, but there’s many, many more though), and it’s not about getting into the many problematic contested issues and hotly debated claims and topic of the Mormons vs. Jehovah’s Witnesses vs. Evangelicals vs. Lutherans vs. the various Fake-Tongues Babbling Cults vs. the Snake Handling & Poison-Hooch Drinking Pentecostals (who may actually just be Ophites or Naassenes) vs. the Mandaeans vs. the Nazarenes vs. Valentinianism vs. the Carpocratians vs. the Marcellians vs. Marcionites vs. Montanists vs. Adventists vs. Baptists vs. the Anabaptists (including the Amish, Mennonites & Hutterites) vs. Shakers vs. Quakers vs. Episcopalians vs. Presbyterians vs. Methodists vs. the Salvation Army Trumpeters vs. the Armstrongites vs. the Disciples Brotherhood of the Zion-Temple Monarchists vs. the Ebionites vs. the Marcosians vs. the Basilideans vs. the Cainites vs. the Borborites vs. the Simonians vs. the Noetians vs. the Elcesaites vs. Docetists vs. the Peratae vs. the International Acolytes Fellowship Federation of the Original One and Only First True Inspired Death Cult Secret Gospel vs. the Apostles of the Yahweh-Jehovah Zion-Temple Kingdom’s Victory Over the Goys vs. the “We Are The Really-Real True 144,000 Believer’s Victory over the Goy’s Miracles Foundation International Ministries” (i.e. – the real 144,000 not the imposter mystical allegorical magic numbers fake 144,000 in a wishful thinking 12×12 brains, even as I’m writing this at this very minute most of these cults and sects groups are having hotly debated disagreements and couch chatting sessions with each one claiming that after the heavenly cosmic-mutants aliens sent by the ghoulish bloodthirsty desert Yahweh-Jehovah godling from his kingdom in the clouds finish their horseback riding genocidal adventures and finally defeating the Babylonian empire including zapping all the Goy’s horses (even though the Babylonian empire already fell to the “Zoroastrian” Persians in the 6th century BCE however Babylon still must fall over and over and over and over again of course, because each time Babylon falls to the Zoroastrian Persians it means victory against the Goys so it only makes sense probably), then only they are going to be the really-real 144,000 Jewish men virgins torah-zombies who will get to float in the clouds wearing new fancy washed in blood white robes while holding palm fronds and then singing Yahwehism-Jehovahism blood magic torah-songs to a magical Jewish sheep being (who also wears a dripping in blood robe from his most of the planet slaughtered Goy enemies while riding a horse, has white hair, flaming fire eyeballs and a sword coming out his mouth, after being born as already a man in outer space from an anonymous woman by the moon before escaping the clutches of an outer space 7-headed dragon) other various elders beings and 4 four-faced creatures at the zion-temple (even though the Jerusalem zion temple was destroyed 2,000 years ago it’s actually probably still standing there but it’s just invisible of course, yeah that’s it that’s the ticket it’s clearly still standing there) world theocratic temple-state dictatorship planet headquarters eternally, just only them and nobody else forever and ever guaranteed Hallelujah Aaamen Glooo-Ry) vs. the “St. Paul’s Brethren for the Glorious End of the World Torah-Zombie Apocalypse Guaranteed To Happen During His Lifetime…..Today” vs. the Servants of the David’s Throne Theocracy Assembly of the Planet Universe vs. the 7th Day National Alliance of the Moses’ Staff & Sword of Joshua Believer’s Blood Magic Victory Glory Temple Foundation vs. the “777 Faith-Shekels Seeds for the Rabbi Yeshua Skylord Superhero Club of Zion, Galilee, Canaan, Edom & Midian” vs. the Bill “Willy” Greyhamson Burning Bubbling Eternal Zoroastrian Fire Hell Preachers and Demons-Goys Fighters (including their Demons-Goys and even their Demons-Goys to the 3rd and 4th generation) Ministries Club Association Network vs. the True Latter-Day Solomon’s Concubines Defenders of the Faith Alliance Ministries vs. the Alabama Chapter of the “God Is Jewish and He Enjoys Pork Chops & Shrimp…Really” Abrahamic Spellcasters Voodoo Coalition vs. Fortune-Telling Apocalyptic Apostle-Witches Covens vs. the YMCA/YWCA Apocalypse Doomsday Torah-Zombification Preparation Boot Camp Alliance vs. Shekels Faith-Seeds Prosperity Gospel Apostles-Sorcerers and Holy Ghost Bacon Dancers Sects etc..etc..etc..as well as the troubling re-emergence of Anti-Essene hate groups and literature being spearheaded by Zoroastrians, Phoenicians, Galatian-Sadducees, Samaritans, Damascus-Herodians, Galilean-Canaanites, Popoffites and anonymous Anatolian and Alexandrian authors), and it’s definitely not about who between the Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Muslims, Jews or others will win the “Mind Control Title of the Planet” and become the undisputed “Heavyweight Pretend World Champion of the World for All-Time & All Space-Time & the Space-Time After That” (at last count there are over 45,000 denominations in the world which means…it means…well it probably means something anyway), rather it’s all about getting into the earliest basic fundamental and contradictories-filled problems and their numerous errors-filled and failed claims which are the crux of the matters and topic, and with many of the theological problems dating from the EEMH humanoids era and even from the dinosaurs times and their sacred writings, prophecies and propaganda television shows (Afterall, their caves were essentially the very earliest churches and places of refuge ipso facto, and their ancient monoliths and megaliths being the very first cathedrals and religious pilgrimages locations, places where they performed their rituals, chanting and even holding a communal mammoth or bison supper, coincidentally water rituals magic, altars and special costumes and headgear are also known to have taken place from verified remains evidences…that’s right..it’s probably very shocking information to many but the absolute truth is that religious rituals, chanting, relics, staffs/wands, sacred wine, costumes and headwear were around way, way, way long before any Abrahamic Yahwehism-Jehovahism cults and sects came along to give divine infallible slaves-owning, concubines-acquiring, oxen and people-stoning, grooming & fashion, genocidal warfare tactics, nifty magic tricks and desert phantasm-cooties/goat-boiling rules etc etc etc). The below informational exposé and personal manifesto about the presented proven factual informations (as well as the proven many centuries of disinformations, withholding and censoring of informations, fraudsterism, ancient fake news, mind control agendas and mythomania scamologies brainwashing) are still vindicated and remain the same.

The 2 so-called “Nativity Story” versions as presented by the anonymous writers of the much later named (late 2nd century) Matthew and Luke gospels-novels are very problematic, defectively flawed and contain broad irreconcilable contradictions (contradictions between each other, contradictions and errors within each story narrative and contradictions and wrong information in regards to documented known real history, you won’t look at a nativity scene the same way ever again and will probably be outraged with indignation at the ancient thought up fiction charade…not surprisingly just the same problems found throughout the entire bible). Each of them include different characters, different events and different sequence of events and geographic locations, different ad hoc made up and contradictory edited “theological” “theological” genealogies, different geographic plot starting points and travels, different magical and non-magical characters including strange unrealistic behaviorisms and thinking patterns, and especially taking place at times years apart from known history including claiming claiming events that should be in recorded history if they happened as claimed…but are not not. (They were also written in Greek (a foreign language, quoting from the Septuagint Greek language OT not from the Hebrew bible and in the process using erroneously mistranslated text and meanings and then new theological ideas based on the mistranslations not found in the original Hebrew OT), and written in foreign countries by anonymous learned authors familiar with the Greek classics but strangely unfamiliar with the geography of ancient Palestine/Judea/Galilee, and using already known much older and popular Pagan religions superhero-savior mythemes and tropes. These are just a few of the problematic issues that clearly show we are dealing with a later invented mutating fiction, from a fringe failed apocalyptic **blood magic** sorcery religious sect (one of quite a few similar but varying in degrees of difference beliefs groups, cults and sects (some of which the earliest sources show they believed in “a” Christ figure symbolically and allegorically as being in outer space realms, (i.e. – just an “Anointed”/ “a” Christ which just only means “anointed by oil” and it was a common title and there were many Christs/Anointed already such as Jewish priests using the title, look it up), so it was a being in the ethereal layers of outer space and not an actual physical individual born or existing on earth), groups who were already vehemently against the temple such as the Essenes, and other Dead Sea Qumran caves sects etc) that was in need of an impressive magical hocus pocus origins origins story to portray and promote as real history evidence to unknowing adherents and the ignorant fooled masses (with the final and only option left for them being to lie, then to “feed the lie” further by mythmaking, abstract concepts mystical esoteric crypto-kabbalistic and new magic numbers and even merkabah mysticism concoctions to save the centuries long shitshow mess and failures of OT predictions and promises agendas, including of course using made up contradictory esoteric cryptic genealogy **gematria** magic numbers calculations which was very, very, very important as their proof and probably even their biggest so-called “proof” “proof” for their new pretend world agendas…but which are fake concocted-plagiarized from the OT, contradictory and fail anyway)…and are instead actually extremely contrary to known verified real world history and events events, and just like the many older OT texts egregiously contradicting contradicting itself repeatedly and also historically inaccurate). And as another particularly interesting fact to consider, they both were written and continually changed, edited and reworked (again by unknown anonymous scribes and writers further “feeding the lie”) over 100 years after every single real known historical person and the fictitious characters in the plots and magical stories were all already long dead, characters in the plots that actually are the first people who rightfully should have written or at least mentioned something decades earlier but none of them did. Today many gaslighting scammers, fabulists, apostolic-witches wannabees and deceiving fraudster-liars regarding even just this particular topic alone, have the utter hubris and audacity to, in their personal magical thinking dreamscape alternate pretend world reality in their mind, to even claim them both (and even all 4 contradictory fables) as instead being so-called perfect, divine, unerring gospel truths, which the reader will soon realize is ceaselessly proven beyond the shadow of a doubt to really be just a continuation of and more of the same ol’ invented Iron Age primitive hocus pocus fables garbage, ancient desert local tribal cacodemon **godling**-genie superstitions and behaviorisms, personal mutating abstract concepts magical thinking, deserts clan blood magic genieism dreamscapes and loads of sectarian anonymously written theological fantasy rubbish (i.e. – proven there was no virgin birth, no glowing singing aliens and alien visitors, no great pointless irrational census, no travels to and living in Egypt, no massacre of the innocents, no magical plagiarized contradictory genealogies, no prophecies, no gematria magic numbers proof of anything, no travelling magi astrologers, no appearing, disappearing and reappearing ufo-star and just like much of the OT many more things that never took place).
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(Author’s note – The easy to understand blunt from the start title of this post may seem perhaps a long title, strange or even humorous to some readers at first glance (heck, maybe even torturously boring long and nauseatingly esoteric obscure hocus pocus theological mental masturbation and magical thinking sounding), however it is quite apt and proven to be accurate and topically fitting once the various actual real known facts vis-a-vis numerous fictions and misinformations are brought forth and examined, so for this reason when grouping the various highlighted false informations, contradictions, mythomania and errors etc found from whichever language the textual sources are derived from, I decided to just use the common and easy to understand colloquial term “bullshitism” as a more translation-friendly, more semantically comprehensible and inclusive vocabulary for the benefit of the reader, and because probably lots of people don’t know what a magical thinking dreamscape “theological construct” is anyway. Actually, about the only thing written in all 4 of the anonymously authored pretend world dreamscape gospel-novels stories that is more absurd, ridiculous and also full of hocus pocus errors, problems and contradictions is the (also mutating and thus requiring even more suspension of disbelief) primitive magical thinking pretend world dreamscape grand finale of the obscure abstract concepts yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic, and contradictory empty tomb phantasm-ghost stories and dying and rising adventure fables (btw which neither of the 2 other “Abrahamic religions” believes happened, but I don’t fall for their ridiculous and nonsensical beliefs either, I’m all about the real world and the known real history and real cosmos).

If totally unfamiliar with this topic the reader may need to read my first posts “National Security Alert: Foreign Telescamvangelists, Cults, Sects” and “Birth Of The Iron Age Yahwehism Blood Magic Death Cult” for more background information, visuals, behind the scenes less known pertinent details and various definitions that help explain the facts, ideas, circumstances and even geopolitical situations that led to the ancient era of these fiction stories and various primitive theologies. i.e. – to the actual invention of the Abrahamic/biblical fables tribal god in the Levant and ancient Canaan during the Late Bronze/Iron Age as a direct result of many theological and blood magic sorcery mutations, much cultural and religious syncretization and diffusion, primitive ancient superstitions, cosmology and abstract concepts borrowings, influences and adaptions from other surrounding older and neighboring religions such as from the ancient Mesopotamians, Sumerians, Babylonians, Akkadians, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Assyrians, Canaanites, Persians, Zoroastrianism until lastly from Greco-Roman influences, religious beliefs, classic literature and philosophies etc).

Well, it’s that season again, that oh so very important season for televangelists and telescamvangelists especially, that very popular holy fundraising season for their temples coffers to bring in as many faith seed shekels as they can, and so of course you’ll come across all of them playing up on the “Nativity Stories” as much as possible (yes plural, it’s not just 1 story as many wrongly think), including of course the related choirs and singing about the adventures (believe it or not sometimes even bringing camels in church for the full theatrical effect as proof about something, because when there’s no camel girl for a good ol’ holy ghost healing show then a real camel is the next best thing I guess? or as evidence that the 3 travelling Magis-UFO-star-Herod thing in the Matthew story is true? or that camels are undeniable evidence proof that they were saved on the ark otherwise how could they even be in the church or even exist on the planet in the first place unless they were saved on the ark? that’s scientific proof), the many books and DVDs being sold, I mean various “special offers” being “offered” not sold, lol (oh so many books and DVDs that’s for sure, the “Power of Pretend” can give forth an abundance of mountains of books and DVDs and even miraculously multiply them a hundredfold I verily tell you, Glo-Ry!), probably reenactment plays and tree ornaments too, and of course the shellfish and pork tenderloin/bacon abominations.

Which is why I decided to post this here and tell the real story of what’s going on so to speak. Because even though I already came to the conclusion a long time ago while in my early teens, even before that actually, that the bible, and Abrahamic religions in general, but especially biblical stories material, was mostly fiction, fables, fraudulent mythomanias, later forgeries and basically invented primitive Bronze Age and Iron Age behaviorisms and theologies leftovers, something even completely alien to me (as well as contradictory and failed wrong in many places), but I still didn’t particularly like the fact that I was told to believe them and even have my young mind inundated by their various media scoundrels and television mind control propaganda also (particularly on Sundays when channelsurfing for something real and interesting to watch but instead having my eyeballs, ears, personality-identity and my rightful common sense violated and accosted with religious quackery fabulist’s fake history tricks, self-loathing displays and lying charlatans faith-shekels seeds schemes (just like a television-sectarian excreta virus’ outstretched tentacles trying to feed on my brain and control my mind to do their bidding and enter their pretend world dreamscape circus-carnival and contradictory and ridiculous fantasies instead of existing in the real world and real cosmos), particularly when I came to realize they were lies and people making things up for their own agendas, feeling particularly violated with them attempting to fill my head with all sorts of strange warped pretend world hocus pocus doctrines and contradictory false information ramblings about all sorts of weird and warped things written by anonymous weirdos in some desert somewhere that were just their own invented agendas and pretend world ideas, abstract concepts and imaginations in their own mind, if they even existed in the first place which was very improbable anyway and more often than not impossible and proven so numerous times in numerous ways. Even at that young age I felt absolutely no natural affinity or any kind of connectedness to the various superheroes, characters, events, ideas, traditions, customs, their beliefs, the various blood magic sorcery and magic tricks, smitings-blessings, the weird foreign deserts mega-ethnocentricism themes that was not part of my history or even have anything to do with me or my history whatsoever, or even with the real world, it all seemed very alien to me, like a natural aversion similar to my aversion to eating insects or maggots, and especially the main presented warped and dumb tribal deity skydaddy-genie character (I realized even back then that It was time to stop fooling myself with confirmation bias and denying cognitive dissonance by just pushing to the side and background the many various contradictions, errors, false information, disturbing grotesqueries and anonymously written nonsense and then just pretending it was all instead perfectly divine information and absolutely all true and perfectly this and that or whatever the guru and religion leader was claiming), because instead they seemed strange, not of this world obscure, nonsensical, ridiculous dreamscapes and theological inventions, extremely far-fetched, absurd otherworldly fictional and just primitive foreign deserts Bronze-Iron Age Yahwehism-Jehovahism voodoo filth irrelevant…

…I reached the point where I asked myself a very simple question, so simple a question that I was surprised why I never pondered it before…Why am I being coerced into believing in ancient Jewish fables and Jewish national folklore myths? Why am I (and many others) being forced/tricked into believing in ancient Jewish fairy tales and legends? Tricked into believing (and mindlessly paying, praying and obeying to the presented and claimed desert tribal warlord-genie godling) in ancient Jewish fairy tales that were written by Jews and meant just only for Jews, as being real and that the entire planet should have to believe in them and live by them? (what justification is there to do such things? because someone said so or wrote so somewhere? but so what?, that claim can be used by any religion). Why do I have to believe in any of the later appearing new “Christ-Cults” that were floating around and disagreeing with each other (or any of the more recent “Christ-Cult” and “Yahweh-Jehovah-Jesus Junkies” churches, groups or organizations) and with all of them being ultimately founded on those same Jewish fables anyway, their mythical superheroes, their failed predictions, their demons-cooties powers and primitive superstitions, their merkabah mysticism dreaming tales, their absurd blood magic hocus pocus sorcery and their Yahwehism-Jehovahism delusions etc, because they’re all really just built on and have the same rotten roots, and everyone knows that rotten roots grow rotten fruit (that goes for all the Abrahamic religions actually, because let me get this straight…some Jewish guys in the desert once in a while during the Iron Age invented and wrote some things about and for his own tribe, including a bunch of really weird, bizarre, strange, contradictory, wrong, preposterous and plenty of esoteric mystical dreamscape fantasy stuff (as well as all throughout the texts in many places being torturously boring, pedantic and even absurd to the point of nauseating)…oh so that means it’s all real and perfect and divinely inspired? And then claim it even applies to the entire planet? Really? Are you delusional crazy? Any other religion can claim the exact same thing also then with the same justification). And why has this agenda of forced coercion and subjugation to mutating concocted man-made hoaxes been going on for so many centuries?, and in many of those cases it even costing your life and suffering obscene tortures if you did not submit, pledge allegiance and bow to the ancient desert fairy tales scrolls book narratives as well as unfounded dubious legends and usual “it is said that/tradition says that” rigmarole. Actually to be more precise, the persecutions and tortures were ultimately done in the name of the fictitious Jewish godling Yahweh, and their deaths were in the name of “their” Jewish fairy tales and “their” various characters and “their” Iron Age primitive worldviews which was the officially state enforced pretend world at the time (all you have to do is an easy quick Google search about “burning of heretics and witches” or “torture of heretics” or “heretics and witches persecutions” or “heretics torture devices” or inquisition against women and men of all ages to prove my point (which sources show that they were some of the most wicked, sick, disturbed, psychotic, depraved and deranged people in history to have ever thought up the tortures and techniques for their bible and bible-god fantasies), which was all a direct result of using those same “scriptures” fables and worldviews to sew and spread superstitious fantasies, mass hysteria delusions, imaginary cooties-powers, fear and paranoia among the society, all across the Old World and even into the New World…a beauty mark or mole? Why it’s clearly the mark of the witch!!! That’s the witch that blighted my crops and soured my milk!!! That witch caused my chickens to die!!!…burn the witch!!! If the European Renaissance, Scientific Revolution and Enlightenment (aka the Age of Reason, which rightfully transferred the bible from the “infallible-perfect-inspired-divine-inerrant” book pile to the “just another man-made book” pile) never happened when it did then how much worse could it have been and for how long? Heck, today you might then be reading this post and news about various archaeology discoveries, cell phone and internet plans, medical cures and amazing shekels faith-seeds healing miracles in some cave or rudimentary stone and wood hovel on some parchment while eating 3-day old gruel instead). The various pretend world claims made absolutely no sense at all, the overwhelming majority or about 99.99% of the planet are not even Jews either anyway, it was just absolutely ludicrous when you thought about it, they were just another people’s ancient national folklore myths and fairy tales fables and so were not in any way perfectly divinely or truthfully explaining or making sense about any real world existence or the universe or eternity or even shekels faith-seeds powers either…

Funny thing though, not funny humorous but funny weird, strange and absurd. As just some extra supplementary facts to the above information…After 600 years without executions of heretics (the previous last recorded heretic execution being Priscillian of Avila along with 5 fellow believers, and he was actually even already a Christian bishop however with slightly different views, but even that was more than reason enough for execution on charges of sorcery), then the tradition started up again around 1022 until peaking up to the 17th-18th century (but lasting sporadically even into the 19th century in the New World and believe it or not even into the 20th-21st century in some places, today in Sub-Saharan Africa the body counts of modern witch-hunts actually even exceed those of the European witch hunts). At first it was mostly Christians against other Christians, who were charged, put on trial, tortured, burned or executed in various ways for being heretics, for not following the official program, then including anyone who just simply did not believe or disagreed with any part of the bible or a tradition, or a legend or just any wishy-washy hocus pocus idea that a guru was preaching, then eventually later anyone could be charged by anyone in their village, again accusations and charges by fanatical gaslit superstitious women and men neighbors, supposedly for the crime of being in league with the Devil and/or causing various supernatural or natural problems or for just about any fantasy reason they conjured up in their minds (a drought, hailstorm, a deformed cow or chicken, missing eggs, sour milk, a witch’s mark/mole, walking in the forest, picking mushrooms or herbs (obviously to concoct a sorcery brew spell against the village as commanded by the Devil who took the form of an owl, how could it not be?), shapeshifting into cats, wolves, birds, demonoids, seen flying on brooms etc), there are even many cases of people who were just only using long known traditional folk healing and natural folk health herbal remedies being charged and executed for charges of magical infernal sorcery and witchcraft (yep, even making a herbal tea to improve blood circulation, sleep or soothe a headache could quite literally get you burned at the stake for magical Devilish sorcery and committing nefarious magical deeds against the invisible floating Lords by being in alliance with the Satan, aka the Herbal Lucifer’s Satanic Devil powers witchcraft). Many times books were also burned along with the people, especially any science, philosophy and astronomy books as those were probably from the Devil supposedly, and the burning ritual was deemed necessary to “save their souls”. Particularly absurd, many midwives were accused of being witches, reason being it was believed they killed or stole babies to hand over to the Devil and then replaced it with a “changeling”, usually an ugly baby or with birth defects. (Also during those centuries but less well known were the simultaneous churches endorsed “Werewolf witch trials” and executions, but werewolves problems actually predate the witch trials by thousands of years to the Bronze-Iron Age legends (yep, way back to pre-biblical Yahwehism-Jehovahism fairy tales writings by the much older ancient Mesopotamians and Egyptians who also introduced other concepts such as a Cosmic Skylord character vs. a Cosmic Boogieman Devil character fighting for control of the Levant, demons, hell and hellfire punishments, heavenly afterlife, dying and rising saviors and demigods, crucifixions, water baptisms, tricky magical snakes and other adapted creatures and concepts), there are many known recorded cases of accused witches and werewolves even being burned at the stake at the same time, heretics then witches and werewolves were a really important issue to the various Yahwehism-Jehovahism churches and believers basically…before vampires showed up of course). It is estimated that over 100,000 people all across Europe were burned alive or tortured then executed in other various ways during those centuries for similar charges of heresy and witchcrafting, or in some cases for witchcraft and heresy. And take a guess at which book was used as their foundational claims of authority to commit the deeds? Go ahead take a wild guess, heck you’ll probably never look at a herb garden, herbal tea or herbal ointment cream the same way again. Top image from a contemporaneous illustration of a 1559 public burning and below from the 14th century, hit the previous links for more cool-neato torturing and burning soul saving illustrations.

…And besides, even most of the cartoons I watched back then seemed more plausible, believable and then even made more sense with an actual point to the story at the end, for example Justice League cartoons; a problem occurs…the heroes have to defeat the villain or villains…drama, mystery, action, suspense…nefarious villain gets defeated..heroes chit-chat at the end being victorious, sometimes a relevant final anecdote or even a humorous final synopsis remark and all is well…stay tuned next week folks! Now that there makes perfect sense and has a point, even He-Man Masters of the Universe, Battle of the Planets and Scooby-Doo similarly made more sense with an actual easily comprehensible plot and actual point at the end of each episode that anybody could easily understand, anybody on the planet would immediately understand what’s going on…they would clearly know who the heroes are, who the villain is and what the villain’s plan is, the various powers and abilities of the heroes and of the villain/villains, where the villain came from, why the villain must be defeated and how the heroes defeat the villain using various means and importantly with no contradictions, heck as just one example you will even know from the start that Zoltar is the villain but he takes his orders from the enigmatic “Luminous One” who’s then actually the ultimate real villain and Zoltar is just his servant minion, even The Smurfs, which was a cartoon I didn’t watch or care for, nevertheless at least also had a straight up easily understandable plot and characters and a point at the end, sure they’re all just fictional cartoon entertainment but at least they made way more logical sense and were way more clearly explained and presented (importantly also the person watching them isn’t being mind control brainwashed into having to believe that every scene, plot and character is 100% real and true or else they could be thrown into the Egyptian Lake of Fire for eternity and the pitchforking and immortal burning worms etc), and on top of that they had credits included also so you know who wrote and made the cartoons instead of them being anonymously made by someone, somewhere at some time…

As previously mentioned as an analogy (because I’m not implying people should get their history and science information, theologies, worldviews, philosophies, blood magic powers, magical pigeon ghost advice, torah-zombieism and life guiding principles from just entertainment cartoons of course…although you actually really could because likewise if you believe it to be true then it must be true, because even with numerous contradictions and no proofs and even many proofs of contradictions-claims it must still be true and just has to be true and all perfectly true otherwise why else would you believe it in the first place unless it was true so it must be true and even supertrue, that’s how all religions and scammers do it), but at least in this hocus pocus fable fiction example above there are no contradictory alternate versions events, goings-on and plots to follow, no new and different changing characters and years apart timelines, there’s easy to follow continuous plots and words spoken by the various characters and beings that flow and make sense according to the singular space-time (aka the one and only real world time and real world space-time that the planet has ever been a part of in the known real cosmos) series of events of the story with no contradictions (every person around the world talking about and wanting to know the comic book-gospel story will have the exact same information, the exact same plots, characters, events, timelines etc, as in no contradictory information, they will believe the same written and claimed things and events and timeline, not 4 separate changing, edited, added to, erased and mutating He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special gospels (actually dozens and dozens more gospels circulating around than that), everyone will be in agreement with no contradictions and problems reading the same He-Man Gospel Truth), and very importantly there are also credits included so you know exactly who was behind writing the story, when it was written, where, who produced it, who exactly the characters and villains are, but in the anonymously written gospels-novels fables versions there are none of these important points. Instead there you have 4 unknown somebodies somewhere borrowing-plagiarizing but also changing things, mutating, disagreeing and arguing with each other, changing people, alien beings, hocus pocus, events, times, theologies, places and more to supposedly tell the exact same fable narrative story. Instead this is how you correctly and tell a contradictions and problems-free fable story narrative (Heck, what if you go to a cooking recipe site and find an article claiming it’s about the world’s one and only best ever perfect chili recipe, the absolute one and only perfect yummiest chili ever, but then find out it’s actually 4 different recipes with different, added and missing ingredients, different important cooking instructions and different measured amounts? that would be absurd and be a blatantly fraudulent article that’s what). However it gets even worse, as this fiction fable takes place on a faraway fictional planet Eternia in another part of the universe, but the gospels-novels anonymous writers are claiming to be writing about things from their general time period and geographical area that took place on this very planet, so if anyone should have no contradictions, problems and errors in their fables it should be them but instead it’s the opposite (some confused minions retort that the many contradictions prove that it’s all true and even supertrue, however this pathetic nonsensical excuse and magical thinking deception just only proves how exceedingly gaslit with Abrahamic blood magic fables, camels, unblemished pigeons, magical fruit and how muddled their minds and reasoning is, clearly showing how their mind controlled pretend world alternate realities, suspension of disbeliefs and cognitive dissonances in their own mind refuses to accept facts, evidences and realities of the real world and of this very planet).
**#hemangospeltruth**

…(but a talking snake? incestuous garden family? living to be over 900 years old? burning talking bushes that don’t burn they just keep burning but never really actually burn or get burned? wrestling with god and winning? sacrificing burnt blemish-free pigeons, blood magic sorcery and necromancy? (yep necromancy…communicating with dead people/characters, seeing apparitions and visions, receiving hidden knowledge, calling and attempting to harness forces/spirits to produce unnatural effects in the world (aka praying for a miracle…or to get that last piece of cheesecake or for that store item to be on sale or to win a lottery or at bingo or the ball game etc etc etc), prophecies or secrets and instances of back from the dead zombieism using incantations/magical words powers, fortune-telling/predicting/prophesying, is all just the same plain ol’ necromancy…”Necromancy is Necromancy” no matter which religion or even which puny cult or sect does it or believes it), god-condoned rape of young virgins? talking to and killing a fig tree for nefariously not growing fruit out of season? talking donkey? coin in a fish mouth magic trick? immortal burning worms that burn but never die or get burned up? living 3 days in a fish? making deals with demons and then making demon-possessed swine? torturously boring obscure and peculiar long-winded speeches? a god battling a multi-headed Leviathan sea monster? six-fingered and six-toed Nephilim giants? all the trees, plants and vegetation growing on earth before any stars, the moon or the sun existed? many fresh newly made torah-zombies risen out of graves walking around the city “seen by many”? ordering killing of infants, children and pregnant women but strictly forbidding shrimp, crab salad, lobster and bacon as abominations? obsessive bloodthirstiness? no cotton-polyester blends garments? threatening and promising cannibalism? stopping the rotation of earth and orbit of the moon? sacrificing a virgin cow and painting dead bird’s blood dots on people to “cure” leprosy? sticks turning into snakes but picking up sticks or mowing the lawn on weekends being a death penalty sentence? Egyptian Lake of Fire? multi-headed human-animal hybrid winged creatures and wheels covered in eyeballs?…..What the heck kind of hocus pocus sorcery and diabolical alternate weirdo world is this anyway? Who conjured up this strange abominable carnival and clown world? (will not Lobster Boy, The 4-Legged Woman, The Camel Girl, Elastic Man, The Fee-Jee Mermaid, Jo-Jo the Dog Faced Boy and the Amazing Bearded Lady be there also to be magically healed?), What foul ringmaster from the fiendish calamitous corners of the universe envisioned bringing this transmogrified insane voodoo blood magic circus into town and why? (for the entertainment of the angels perhaps? or for the creepy-crawlies to rejoice and dance about their macabre dance for the stars and moons?). When did this monstrosity story begin exactly or has it always been eternal as a painted clown’s necromantical laugh or a nefarious wizard’s strange bubbling brew? Just what sort of vile brainwashing mind control abominations are at play here? What desert devil or witch evoked forth these and other dross deceits displays and absurdities spells? Where exactly is this strange bizarro-planet anyway? (is it flat or round like ours?, pfff get real I didn’t just fall off the pumpkin truck from Mesopotamia to buy some magical sandals or a basket of magical fruit. If Pinocchio is a proven fictional character and fable story events, then why the heck would I believe someone being written up as being his great..great..great..great..great..great..great grandson or who’s quoting Pinocchio…as being more real? Oh Pinocchio is fictional and a fable but his super-duper great grandson is real and really-real??? lol, that’s delusional and rubbish). Yep, even back then I didn’t appreciate pathological mythomania bullshitism and imaginary hocus pocus being told to me or even coming across it on television by accident, particularly when brainwashing mind control and even more particularly when pathetic displays of faith-shekels seeds begging and fakery tricks is involved. Like I said at my first post, for a very long time and today, in no sense am I follower of an Iron Age primitive and egregiously flawed and confused fictitious Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon godling character or any of the Abrahamic religions “faiths”, which makes me about as unbiased in my worldview as someone can be, definitely much more so than any of the present-day writers on the Abrahamic faiths topics because they are limited, existing in an echo chamber, stuck in a mindtrap pretend world, and in many cases even directly controlled in their thinking and reasoning processes. (see also jesusneverexisted.com/yahwehbrutalhungrygodlingofwar).

(Don’t get me wrong though, just because I won’t be at any of those events and being all singing believing or waving my hands in the air for whatever reason etc, or going around buying all the overpriced pointless crap I can get my hands on either, doesn’t mean I’ll be throwing out the whole entire holiday season, that would be ridiculous and dumb (even though I personally have never even been a fan of the holiday since I was a kid, I always hated sitting as a 4 or 5 year old on another fake Santa Clause lap in the mall are some of my earliest memories, I already knew he was fake and I never wore the stupid Santa Clause ring they gave out and never liked listening to any sort of carolling, I liked the tree decorating, the foods and cakes, some presents, making snowmen, tobogganing and the blinking lights and decorations (and getting to taste some sample sips of wine, beer and hooch which was cool and fun), but that was mostly it, even at that time I was already a much bigger Hallowe’en fan which was basically the whole month of October and way better cartoons too, oh and New Year’s Eve was ok too of course). After all, I’m Croatian background with a history going back to the ancient Hyperboreans so naturally I’ll definitely be having traditional Croatian holiday foods including some abominational shrimp, crab or shellfish themed recipes, pork tenderloin and bacon (they don’t call it the candy of meats for nothing, plus if I have the pork tenderloin with a cheese sauce it will be doubly an abomination and heretical), stuffed peppers, cabbage rolls and of course beer and/or wine and/or traditional hooch derived adult beverages, because after all it’s all about the Hibernal Solstice/Midwinter festivities customs which goes far back in history, it’s all about celebrating and relaxing during the cold short days and dark Winter Solstice time and the coming New Year season just like in the old days thousands of years ago to even during the Last Glacial Maximum. (you could even say that the snowmen I make today are offspring of the snowmen that they made thousands of years ago). It’s even the original reason for the season everyone knows that, so of course I’m not going to not respect that and my ancestors and their snowmen, that would be disrespectful, offensive and absurd to even imagine, heck it would even make me a loathsome nefarious treacherous traitor spitting on my and their existence).

I’m not going to get into the topics of how and why December 25th was eventually centuries later chosen as the nativity official date (Hint; it was already a popular gift-giving, candles lighting, trees and decorations, drinking, snacking and singing etc holiday time celebrated by various pagan religions centered around the Hibernal Solstice, aka Winter Solstice/Midwinter, some of them even already specifically on December 25th), or about the gospels-novels scribe’s using cherry-picked excerpts of quotes from OT Isaiah, Hosea and other books as a “prediction” as claimed because they’re so obviously taken completely out of context and have absolutely less than nothing to do with anything 800 years and centuries in the future, and the predicted events and results did not happen anyway, and the one’s claimed to be fulfilled were done in the writer’s own day, it’s not difficult to understand, it’s so obvious that all one has to do is just read the passages “in context” and it’s immediately understood that the gospels writers are inventing abstract meanings from a selective tiny partial snippet that aren’t there or even implied to be there…today we call that fraudulent), or about how most of the holiday’s traditions are derived from earlier European pagan religion’s customs and rituals, those are already established facts and known about. I briefly discussed this particular topic among other NT and OT biblical contradictions and wrong information topics at my very first post “National Security Alert: Foreign Telescamvangelists, Cults, Sects“.

And let’s not forget, and it’s something to keep in mind during this very brief examination of this particular nativity story topic…“miraculous virgin births” stories and claims were already very common literary themes and even popular pagan religions tropes for already thousands of years before anonymous so-called Matthew and Luke started writing, fabricating and contradicting (as well as many dying and rising saviors and demigods being already popular also), popular elsewhere first such as the Buddha as one very well-known example, and especially popular already in the area ala Hercules, Perseus, Ion, Asclepius, Dionysus, Helen, Asherah, Sennacherib, Zoroaster, Zalmoxis, Alexander the Great, the Ptolemies, Caesar Augustus, Plato, Romulus, Remus and many others, and they coincidentally often include conceptions by miraculous circumstances and being virgin-born and features such as intervention by a deity, supernatural elements, astronomical signs, escaping, hardships etc (see miraculous births). Actually, the whole “miraculous virgin birth” theme is only just one of the ideas that crept into this one small fringe Jewish religious apocalyptic blood magic sect from various other surrounding older religions in the Levant and Middle East, and which were a direct result of religious syncretism and cultural diffusion not from some all of a sudden new divine holy news scoop by a master of the cosmos to a guy in the desert here and there once in a blue moon (and giving erroneous and contradictory information and occasionally a “vision” in only his mind) as portrayed in the fables narrative (e.g. – baptism; pagan, circumcision; pagan, pork taboo; pagan, resurrection/zombifications; pagan, monotheism; pagan, the apocalypse; pagan, blood magic sorcery; pagan, hellfire/lake of fire; pagan, creation and flood myths origins; pagan, because these are earlier ideas, traditions and customs…from the ancient Sumerians, Babylonians, Mesopotamia, Akkadians, Egyptians, Assyrians, Persians, Zoroastrianism, as well as influences from other local Canaanite religions in the neighborhood and later Greco-Roman and mystery religions).

As a matter of fact, Zoroastrianism has played a crucial part in Judaism by introducing very important concepts, ideas and theologies that were not present before the Babylonian Exile, points even admitted to in the Jewish Encyclopedia (1906). The key influencing Zoroastrian concepts such as dualism (good and evil, divine twins Ahura Mazda “God” and Angra Mainyu “Satan”), image of the deity, eschatology, resurrection and final judgment, messianism, revelation of Zoroaster on a mountain with Moses on Mount Sinai, three sons of Fereydun with three sons of Noah, heaven and hell, angelology and demonology, cosmology of six days or periods of creation, and free will etc. It is even largely because of Zoroastrianism that the OT/Hebrew bible Yahweh-Jehovah has its new personality split, with the other half becoming the newly introduced Jewish Boogieman character, aka Satan, Devil etc (more later about this and how Yahweh-Jehovah thus actually is the Jewish Boogieman Satan/Devil).

But like I said, let’s see what’s really exactly going on and not going on in these 2 particular presented nativity stories that many people think is just 1 story but isn’t, that many people think they know and only think is real events and telling the same thing but is instead telling different and contradictory stories, as well as the stuff in the stories always left out or not talked about or even questioned by most, many times just because they don’t even know what is written in their very own book/manual (sort of like how we are supposed to believe that dinosaurs and the entire population of humanoids on the entire planet derive from just 3 men about 6,000 years ago, or more precisely all the planet’s nations, peoples and languages (and animals) from just 8 people on a boat about 4,700 years ago? (you can read A list of over 700 inconsistencies in the Bible for just some of those ridiculous, absurd, nonsensical and contradictory examples, but there’s many, many more though)…yep nothing questionable or doubtable there so it must have happened just as it’s written by an anonymous someone somewhere without a doubt, to even think about doubting the claims basically equates to diabolical nefarious heretical gentile infidelism)…

You tell’em pastor, “feed the lie” because the illiterate people need them mythomania hocus pocus validations by using your lying fabulist “Pretend Truth” personal cherry-picked ad hoc rationalizations and torturous abstract concepts smoke and mirrors gabbing powers, to fall into the mindtrap and make them feel all immortal floating zombie special and stuff before lunch (and don’t forget to tell’em about all the torah-zombies, creatures and genderless spacesuit body zombifications too, very important). Because how else will the clueless people gaslit and in a mindtrap know what the words and fables are about and what they mean unless you tell them and very most importantly not tell them.

…Firstly, so many events, characters and things mentioned by one of these gospels-novels is completely missing in the other (of the 4 anonymous gospel-novels only 2 of them include a nativity story, the ones today that are so-called “Matthew” and “Luke”, however we don’t really know and nobody has ever known who wrote any of them, all 4 of the writers don’t tell who they are, where they are, exactly when they are writing or even what their sources are). The types of events described in one gospel are impossible to reasonably reconcile with the other, add to that, that all previous mythical gods had biographies written about them pretending they were real historical people (Romulus, Hercules, Osiris, Asclepius, Bacchus, Dionysus, Tammuz, Zalmoxis, Adonis and numerous others), and that many of them had disciples and/or personal followers that were given secret special messages, and even promised eternal life to them after the new superhero resurrected from the dead and floated up to somewhere out there (sound familiar?), then the probability of mythicism in this case becomes even much greater and practically undeniable (also factor in that the first anonymous gospel-novel which eventually had the name “Mark” applied to it by someone somewhere, it doesn’t have any nativity story at all…nothing…Mark includes absolutely no travelling, no magis, no census, no manger, no genealogies, no angels, no visions, no Herod, no amazing UFO-star, no singing trumpeting winged aliens, no massacres of children, none of it, probably because it wasn’t important or he just never knew about it because it wasn’t invented yet? or because the magical ghost pigeon floating around his head was more impressive and miraculous?).

As just one example…Herodotus in his work “Histories” Book IV (the same book where he coincidentally mentions the ancient Croat Hyperborean tribes of antiquity, but who were also later known as the Veneti (aka Vistula Veneti) as recorded by Tacitus circa 98 CE, and then later our more familiar endonym ethnonym version of “Hrvat” and etymological origins of the modern-day country “Hrvatska”, which derives from the older name of the Carpathian Mountains in Central Europe, i.e. – “Harvaða fjöllum” as attested in the old Gothic epic sagas extending back to the early common era), he reported about the Zalmoxis based religion which was a belief he encountered among the Getae and Dacians in Thrace around 425 BCE, also attested by Plato and many other writers as a god of the mysteries, living circa 7th century BCE, Zalmoxis was believed to be a former slave, a traveller and then prince who became king and later a religious reformer and teacher of the nation, reappearing alive after being dead and buried for 3 years and eventually becoming a divinity mediating between the earthly world and afterworld, the followers of the resurrected Zalmoxis said he promised eternal life to them that believed in his teachings (which included slavery being forbidden and an abhorrence of slavery, which the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon (and even his son Jesus), strangely had no issues with and instead actually promoted. so Zalmoxis already is more intelligent than both of them), and that after death they too would be where Zalmoxis was…immortal in “Paradise” eternally…written sources starting from the 3rd century BCE about Romulus the legendary founder and first king of Rome include accounts of him being called “Son of God”, he is born of a virgin into a poor family, hailed as the king, killed by a ruling elite council conspiracy, after his death the land is covered in darkness, his corpse goes missing, witnesses flee afraid after being told “he is risen”, but when he is risen from the dead “at the break of dawn” he then receives a new immortal “bright shining appearance” body, he appears to a friend on the road to the capital city, “ascends” to heaven, then afterwards he is considered an incarnated god…Centuries before Christianity there are accounts and written stories abound about Hercules who’s father was the god Zeus and his “earthly mother” Alcmene, he willingly submits to the 12 labours/punishments, after suffering and dying his body vanishes but he is soon “resurrected” and “ascends” to heaven becoming a living god with a new “divine superior body,” the addition of after-death appearance narratives also accompanies many of these tales similar to Romulus mentioned above, from hero to a god “Resurrecting Hercules” celebrations continued well into the common era until outlawed by the new Byzantine church-state and are even attested by Josephus (Josephus in his Book I of History of the Jews quotes Alexander Polyhistor; “because these men were auxiliaries to Hercules, when he fought against Libya and Antaeus; and that Hercules married Aphra’s daughter, and of her he begat a son, Diodorus; and that Sophon was his son, from whom that barbarous people called Sophacians were denominated.”, and he also cites the 4th century BCE historian Megasthenes who favourably compared Nebuchadnezzar to Hercules). Hercules was eventually also fused with Melqart another of the most ancient of Phoenician resurrected deities (many scholars have shown strong undeniable evidences that the biblical Samson character was largely adapted from Hercules), the earliest ancient inscriptions evidence shows the worship of Heracles was a popular cult already by at least the 6th century BCE…Celsus is quoted by none other than the early (the early new with newly introduced doctrines and theologies) church official censure-fabulist Origen himself in his 3rd century work “Against Celsus” where he mentions that in the 2nd century Celsus reported “a great many Greeks and Barbarians claim they have frequently seen, and still see, no mere phantom, but Asclepius himself, healing and doing good, and foretelling the future” (Contra Celsus 3.24), interestingly though, Asclepius, who was also believed to be born of an earthly mortal woman and a god and to have raised people from the dead, lived circa 5th century BCE and his followers soon after his death and resurrection immediately founded Asceplian healing temples and schools (Asclepeion, which were essentially the earliest health and wellness centers and hospitals, there are also many “miraculous healing” inscriptions in marble and stone dating from the 4th century BCE testifying to the facts, i.e. – people commemorating and actually leaving behind permanent personal testament inscriptions in marble and stone testifying their thanks for their miraculous healings and cures, not just later anonymous stories and oral fables, with even many instances of entire limbs and missing eyeballs growing back which is something even biblical healing miracles can’t emulate)…

An ancient artistic representation of the rabbi Jesus superhero character with his disciples while healing a woman who was “crippled by a spirit for 18 years” as recorded in the Luke gospel-novel (Yep, the Jesus character was of the exact same cultural/religious mega-superstitious primitive worldview of the time he was written up in by also believing that blindness, physical deformities and impairments, leprosy, epilepsy, headaches, fevers, itchy scabby ears and even all physical and mental health problems were actually caused by floating phantasm ghoulie-ghoul demons and demons-spirits-cooties) And actually, every other similar recorded “healing” he performed in the gospels-novels were just exorcisms also where the cause of the problems and remedy was to just battle the phantasm ghoulie-spirits and their cooties powers, because just like the writing authors themselves the Jesus character was dumb, repeatedly oblivious and didn’t have a clue about what pathogens, microbes, chromosomes, genetics biology, cells, DNA, viruses, bacteria, infections and fungi etc were, he a number of times even speaks of it as always only being all about the floating phantasm spirits cooties being behind the health problems and ailments, so he actually admits he’s primitive superstitious dumb (actually made to say things as dumb and ridiculously ignorant as his supposed father the omnitard yahweh-jehovah cacodemon godling)…Oh…ummm…wait a minute, this is actually a 4th century BCE votive relief of Asclepius, who was born of a god and a mortal earthly woman in the 5th century BCE, who was resurrected and made an immortal god after death and who during his life was recorded as healing many people of sicknesses and ailments and who even miraculously raised people back from the dead, so nevermind that previous information and just move along and I never mentioned it, just move along people.

A very brief detailed exposé on the previous point about alleged witness claims and how we all should probably believe all those claims, including modern witness claims by all sorts of people as well as all ancient witness claims, as an irrefutable evidence (and there are and were numerous witness claims from all sorts of sources and writings so probably every single one of them), when it’s based on “eyewitness” testimony which would then prove that the claim is true and being undeniable evidence proving the claim (I even heard there was once some ancient guy somewhere writing in Greek right around the time of Herodotus, he was writing about a local king who died and that the sky turned entirely dark as night for hours at noon and that there were huge earthquakes and damage to “the great temple” and that a bunch of people zombily rose out of their graves walking around the city and that they were “witnessed” by many…although it’s obvious this is a myth because who would believe such an outrageous ridiculous absurd story written by just one anonymous guy somewhere during the Iron Age ancient times?)…Well actually you have to believe things even if it’s contradictory and absurd claims and not part of or is even opposite to known verified recorded history with no witness testimony…but you just especially have to believe if there is a witness claim (this rule does not apply to Jehovah’s Witnesses though of course, because only their highest elite sanhedrin elders leadership makes the witness claims yet they still can’t get anything on film or on video even still today, which makes me wonder what exactly did they witness if the whole religion is based and named on being a witness about something but they didn’t actually see or witness anything anywhere, which makes them more sort of like those people who witness Bigfoot, shadowpeople and those reptilian archon shapeshifters etc).

…the portrayed alleged disciples/apostles of Jesus however never even enter the historical record anywhere at any time and they even soon “poof” vanish from the biblical narrative stories entirely, that’s right they just soon disintegrate out of the written narrative altogether being never mentioned again, and even all their specific names and exact number of them are unknown and contradictory (only much later in the 2nd and 3rd century and later do various new highly dubious legends appear with various contradictory accounts and fantasyland hocus pocus, see jesusneverexisted.com/lameapostlesdisappearingmagicacts), by all accounts according to the written material if they really existed as portrayed and claimed then they instead should have very soon went on to become famous wonder workers and probably even the most famous people in the history of the world, their names widely known and famous like travelling rock stars, probably even being invited by leaders, kings and even emperors to their royal courts to be taught and amazed about the doomsday apocalypse coming in their lifetime (like a bunch of Peter Popoffs and Morris Cerullos wowing the people across the lands with astonishing gabbing powers and magical astonishing feats). Also considering the alleged Paul character writings take up half of the entire NT (of which 1/2 of the letters are even proven to be later written fraudulent pseudepigrapha anyway which arouses suspicion on all of them by many scholars), then you would think “the 12” disciples would have at least 12 times more letters included in the NT, or at least a significant portion of proven genuine letters from the same early period or at the very least as many letters combined as Paul, but instead it’s just all about “Paul, Paul, Paul”..(Paul believes this..Paul thinks that..Paul reads some old scrolls inventing new meanings..Paul hears a voice in his head..Paul sees a light..Paul knows how to read and make up new meanings and abstract cryptic boring theologies concepts to bore people with logical reasoning brains to death..Paul spends 14 years in the desert frying his brains reading OT mythomanias scrolls..Paul doesn’t like this or that..Paul is upset about such and such..Paul is special..Jesus changed his mind about lots of stuff and tells only Paul what he really meant..Paul vs. the 12 “false apostles”..(to Paul everyone else is a false apostle though, even people who were Christians long before him while he was instead beating them up and arresting them putting them in prison, because he’s now super-special and “Paul Super-Duper-Apostle” better than the rest)..Paul has the answers and knows the secret eternal mystical blood magic news scoops (just only him though and nobody else on the planet)..Paul and his magical thinking…Paul is going to outer space any day now to get a new genderless spacesuit body..Paul has a mental break from reality then immediately goes to spend 3 years in Arabia..Paul says don’t even bother getting married or having kids because it’s pointless (because you’re new genderless cosmic spacesuit body is already waiting for you and for the new torah-zombies just around the corner)..Paul writes a letter..Paul collects many coins..Paul gets in an Odysseus shipwreck…Paul gets bitten by a snake..Paul hides and escapes in a basket..Paul writes some more letters about new obscure weird mystical cryptic abstract concepts theologies to country bumpkins..Paul and his guaranteed personal doomsday apocalypse and floating genderless immortal zombies in the clouds in new spacesuit bodies happening in his lifetime “guaranteed by his skylord”), but all the while the supposedly “personally handpicked” disciples immediately instead became invisible or just ghosts I guess, because they instead just dissolved into obscurity overnight never leaving any material evidences of their existence, no miraculous miracles powers as promised, and not even entering the real world historical record anywhere at anytime.

(Of course only much later and for centuries including even up to medieval times (and even later still actually), is when various new invented fables emerge and magic powers hocus pocus legends and new “it is saids” and “traditions” suddenly appear and start to be invented, written and popularized (as is usually the case when writing fictions and about fictional people so no surprise there at all, rule #1; when in a new cult or sect it’s important to make up amazing incredible genesis characters and astounding events). That’s when new out of the blue “traditions” suddenly appear, new traditions started that are founded on other unfounded fables and anonymous stories or just brand spanking new invented…”It is said that such and such”…It is said that this and that”…”It is said that…”…a new piece of bone fragment is purportedly and anonymously suddenly found here, a piece of elbow bone found there, a piece of ankle bone over here, a finger bone or bony hand is “found” and another elbow bone is found way over there somewhere by somebody…”It is said that…” (not sure where or by whom but it was purportedly found somewhere and tradition says it can even do various hocus pocus sometimes too, “it is said to belong to [enter name here] and defeated many demons, itchy feet and migraines’), even skull heads appear (even the skull of the same guy being found and located at different places at the same time wow, he was multi-headed?)…”Tradition says this…It is said that…Tradition says that and such and such”, no shortage of new traditions and anonymously found suddenly appearing pieces of bones and fingers that’s for sure (if only actual undeniable proven hard historical facts and undeniable evidences could be found and appear the same way the suspicious bone pieces and dubious magical stories and legends traditions appear). Especially during and particularly after the time of Eusebius (the dubious 4th century controversial exegete who spent his time censuring, fabricating, editing, interpolating, inventor of martyr lists and brand new unheard of before legends for the new religion, more about him later), there was suddenly a new “Martyr Supply and Demand” because as new churches were being built they required “relics” to attach to them so as to wow the local unknowing peasants and give an aura of magical power and especially mainly strengthen their “faith” and “obedience”, entire bodies and skeletons were impossible as proof of course except in very recent cases of someone locally known, so just a new dubious unknown finger, femur, toe or hand found somewhere was good enough to pull it off, “behold this bone of someone people, let me tell you a story about this one, it is said there was once this guy…”, not long afterwards fake relics become big business and even part of power politics…”I need a piece of bone I tell you, I hereby command you to go find me a piece of bone, I need a really, really great piece of bone or finger or head from someone”. Heck suddenly new dubious and anonymously found pieces of wood were all the rage, and then rusty nails suddenly “appear” at opportune times along with a new tradition and “It is saids” again, pieces of thorn bushes, spurious pieces of old cloth suddenly “appear” and are “discovered” also and “It is said”, then even more astounding miraculous claims and traditions and “It is saids” appear…a piece of Noah’s axe or boat, a purported lock of someone’s hair (probably belonging to a disciple or one of the Marys, Johns, Simons or Marks etc, surely it must be how could it not be?), wine from a Cana wedding, a blood stained hanky, even a feather from archangel Gabriel’s wing and much, much more (even these days some people claim to have found a piece of wood in Turkey that was a giant boat and various finger and elbow bones in the deserts). After all, you can’t argue with another newly appeared tradition story and a dubious purportedly found piece of anonymous bone, a hanky or piece of tree from somewhere can you? “It is said” after all and you have to admit that’s pretty undeniable proof and evidence probably).

If there’s one thing that is unequivocally proven, that is without a doubt an absolute fact and known to be 100% factually true, it’s that stories are never in a shortage. There is a human tendency by many people, especially televangelists and scamvangelist preachers, to respond to many of the contradictions and difficulties by just make-believing that no difficulty exists or by greatly downplaying the contradictory error/information that doesn’t fall in line with their reasoning, ideas, agenda or theology to the point of it practically not existing, but it is still written so it does exist (Cognitive Dissonance). The quickest, and laziest, (and most deceitful) way to overcome the problems is to then just pretend that there is no problem…”Oh heck there are no problems everything is perfectly fine, there are zero problems or contradictions what’s for lunch? ham and peas?”. That’s the mighty magics and “power of pretend” and will get the faith shekels seeds into the tax-free temples coffers and expense accounts easier. The “Power of Pretend” is actually quite powerful and amazing when you think about it, anybody can pretend just about anything in their mind, and not even need any proof of anything either (“Pretend Truth” and “Pretend News” was around a lot longer before “Fake News”, it’s basically the same thing). Even little kids know how to play pretend and can even have conversations with invisible made up people and yes even with floating space beings and talking animals better than most adults.

Much like most of the previous magical OT characters and hocus pocus events and historical real world inaccuracies, events described by both the “Matthew” and “Luke” novels writers likewise cannot be reconciled with history outside the New Testament. Both authors disagree and list events that, had they actually happened, could not have escaped public record, and this is particularly evident in their Jesus character dealings which begin from the start with competing contradictory nativity stories.

Before even getting into the fundamental meat of the matter and contradictions of the story, the presented genealogies of the Jesus character are completely different. In the Matthew gospel-novel, the scribe writes that Jacob is the father of Joseph, but in Luke he writes that Heli is the father of Joseph. There are also problems in the used 1 Chronicles “lifted” quote by “Matthew” which would imply that his Jesus is a descendent of David through Solomon (oh you know, the king Solomon who had 700 wives and 300 concubines for holy on the side fun supposedly (as well as him being the product of his father David’s adultery, rape and conspiracy murder exploits…tsk-tsk), I think that’s why Pat Robertson named his show “The 700 Club” probably), but the “Luke” writer in his genealogy actually uses his brother Nathan instead, that’s another person entirely and so is a completely different lineage and is just another problem to add to the long list (It’s interesting to note also, that “700 Club” Solomon’s mother was Bathsheba, yes that Bathsheba that David lusted after then raped her using his kingly position and got her pregnant and then trickily killed off her husband to hide the deed (yep, really great holy and “royal” Davidic pedigree there Jesus ), actually according to Mathew’s genealogy there are 4 disreputable women in the list, with Tamar, Rahab and Ruth being prostitutes that through betrayment and conniving means gave birth to direct ancestors of David (Hooray for Jesus and his amazing holy House of Israel “royal” Davidic line! Now that’s a zion royal family tree to be proud of apparently and fit for a superhero-king-yom kippur skylord, the Matthew writer even literally starts off his gospel stating “Jesus the son of David” to emphasize his “royal” birth or weirdo obscure pointless bragging claim or whatever, what a ridiculous fairy-tale joke).

The lists from David to Joseph are completely different, the absurd genealogies even has the Luke novel laughably go back to Adam (Adam? yep Adam, “Matthew’s” genealogy to Abraham is not good or impressive enough it seems to wow the reader, so “Luke” instead goes all the way back to talking snakes in a garden and duped clueless masters of the garden universe times, so we’re off to a really great accurate historical account start to the story, really great history writing. Besides, if the Joseph character is presented as “NOT” being Jesus’ actual real physical father, then both genealogies are really just futile attempts to link “their Jesus” to anybody on earth anywhere and so it’s pointless anyway, (talk about overcompensating), seriously, the fake genealogies writing authors are shooting themselves in the foot, if Hercules…I mean Asclepius…I mean Perseus…I mean the Jesus character is supposed to be descended from the lineage (from the “seed”) of a David, then how exactly is this possible if Joseph or anybody else on earth are “NOT” his real father giving any “seed”? He’s descended from nobody on earth it says so right in the narrative story and it’s plain to read, there is absolutely no “seed” involved in the birth, so the fake Joseph genealogies are pointless fabrications, absurd and just theological smoke and mirrors rubbish concoctions! The fake cherry-picked predictions attempts are only “theological magic numbers” genealogies and they fail big time on multiple levels).

Both New Sectarian Nativity Stories Are Different Competing Fables And One A Largely Plagiarized Contradictory Mutated Magical Genesis Fiction Narrative From The Other, Both Fables Are Anonymous Personally Contrived Dreamscapes Adapted From Already Known Popular Older Pagan Religions Miraculous Births Mythemes, Both Are Concerned Mostly With Magic Numbers Gematria Calculations & Newly Invented Esoteric-Mystical Yahwehism-Jehovahism Desert Cacodemon Doctrines & Yom Kippur Sheepism-Goatism Blood Magic & Abstract Theological Agendas (Including Wrong & Impossible Cosmologies, Strange Behaviorisms, Magical Thinking, Phantasms & Outer Space Alien Beings etc), Both Myths Contradict Themselves Internally And Contradict Each Other In Important Ways, And Neither Fable Correlates To “Real World” Known History & Timelines Of The Area & Era.

Actually both genealogies are mainly just directly “lifted” (aka plagiarized) from the OT anyway, a straight copy and paste, then just tweaked-edited as each writer wanted symbolic magical numbers of generations in their equations, using of course gematria as the rules (3 sets of 14 in Matthew and both using factors of 7 which is the main important thing for accuracy, everyone knows that). Matthew has forty-two generations from David to Joseph, whereas Luke has seventy-seven generations from his God to the Jesus (76 generations from Adam to Jesus though), with almost no overlap between the names on the two lists. This is because in reality, the gospels-novels writers had no great desire to fulfill any historical accuracy; just like the OT scribes-authors before them they had an agenda and only symbological requirements and magic numbers calculations for their devised “theological truth claims” (aka “Pretend Truth”), to hell with reality and real facts more or less (also interesting is that the anonymous Matthew gospel-novel writer decided to omit and leave out a number of named generations and kings from his “lifted” OT text specifically so he could claim 3 sets of 14 generations equaling 42, however even still his last set is actually only 13 generations so just yet another problem on top of the contradictory “Luke” genealogy problems). Humans genetics, real world history, anthropology, palaeontology etc are not factors in the scam faked genealogies either…obviously. The “Luke” writer also failed to remind in his amazing super-duper wowee genealogy that the entire population of humanoids on the entire planet as told according to his believed version of history-reality, derive from just 3 men and not just only his failed magic man superhero, which would technically mean Jesus was likewise a product of incest (that’s the only conclusion from the written sources and implied information so these gosh darn dang awesome genealogists don’t have much foresight, hindsight or even common sense about these things, because where else are any further humanoids supposed to come from? the magical stork delivered them? a magical ghost pigeon just suddenly made them appear? perhaps). See also “Virgin Birth: It’s Pagan Guys. Get Over It” and “Dying and Rising Gods: It’s Pagan Guys, Get Over It” for more general information.

As a matter of fact, even just these above David and Solomon mentioned texts concerning the rape, murdering conspiracy and army of wives and sex slaves concubines (and there’s plenty of more incongruous and strange things not discussed here), it actually makes the rabbi Jesus character seem more like a demon or a satan. As in… “You see people?! It’s proof because you see written right there in our “script-tures” book the vile pedigree and corrupt unholy genealogy that gave birth to the demonoid! An irrefutable proof he’s a product of a demonic evil pedigree!!!” (again not that I believe in their fictitious demons which are just their superstitious myths and Zoroastrian-inspired fabrications anyway), but seriously, it comes across more like the unholy pedigree genealogy bragging claims for a demon/devil.

Strangely also, as is usually the case with the mythomania of all the gospels-novels writers though, so actually not strange, they go full steam ahead from the very start just telling their stories, like reading an owner’s manual to a crockpot or Ikea furniture assembly directions, and in this case their nativity story. i.e. – They don’t identify or say who they are at any time or where specifically they are writing, (and not even writing in a language connected to the area where the “plots” and “adventures” take place), or what and who their sources are (since they weren’t even alive or in the area at the time, who the hell are you anyway mr. scribe? all hiding anonymously behind pages and ink and being all contradictory and stuff), they don’t state why the reader should believe them and their sources or why they are good and trustworthy sources, the scribe author doesn’t have any personal thoughts or opinions about anything he writes and claims or why they believe their sources are true (e.g. – …”Hi I’m Todd, I was skeptical at first because it sounded just too incredible and astonishing to believe, but I was told by Billy who knew Ivan who heard it from Monique and Inga who worked at the inn and who’s cousins Hugo, Karl and Sven were shepherds that night so I know it happened exactly like this, and I did a bunch of painstakingly detailed historiography research and fact-checking which further factually proved it without a doubt, my cousin Pierre even knows a guy who has a piece of straw from the manger etc), nope none of that, which are very general basic methods that actual historians and biographers used at the time, and today especially. Instead it’s just anonymously rushing right out of the starting blocks going full throttle with their magical story narrative, hocus pocus and even reading minds knowing what people are thinking in the stories and knowing long and private secret speeches said by people and floating outer space beings, as if there’s absolutely nothing peculiar or fantastic taking place or strange unreal things happening to question or doubt or be surprised at (who is the author? some sort of floating around Casper the Ghost guy writing down in his scroll or voice recording all the things said and done and thought by people? knowing secret conversations when nobody was around? knowing what people are secretly praying and thinking so I guess even able to read minds and thoughts? knowing the precise moment…the exact second that Satan enters Judas? How would he know the exact moment but nobody else did? How exactly does one know all these things and being able to read minds and float around watching and listening to everything? Are you crazy?), no personal author’s remarks about something seeming too amazing and impressive or even surprising…everything incredible is reported as just ordinary while more importantly to them they’re building the story “symbolically” and “cryptically”. And there’s no mention of any alternative accounts of the same event when we (as well as the plagiarizing gospel-novel author) know they exist and even used some of them, such as the so-called “Mark” cherry-picked cut and paste job example, instead they’ll just change the story on a personal whim without mentioning that they are or why they did it. These are just some of the big flashing neon warning signs and obvious markers that we are clearly dealing with a fiction story…more precisely an invented theological fable written after the destruction of the Jerusalem Temple in the late 1st century to fabricate-legitimize an apocalyptic religious sect’s origins and existence and main superhero character introduction, and importantly their connection to OT quoted text excerpts they used (even though they’re cherry-picked out of context and not connected in any way whatsoever anyway, as you’ll see). Btw, the original 1st anonymous “Mark” gospel-novel writer starts off his superhero Jesus character introduction by only having a magical ghost pigeon landing on him when he’s about 30 and then given a bath by the camel furs wearing John the locust eater, there’s no nonsensical famous magical traveling adventures and floating singing aliens or a lost ufo, magis, Herod, magical dreams and angels or even any shepherds anywhere.

THE PROBLEMATIC FAKE GENEALOGIES DICHOTOMY
And just what the heck is going on here? I don’t know why but all these biblical genealogist writers and their glorious Gematria numerology calculations sure are amazing, probably the best genealogists ever (even though the Matthew and Luke gospels are vastly different and contradictory and even have different father’s names of Joseph right from the start). Because most people are very lucky to go back even just to medieval times (seriously, thousands of more times amazing than if a Croatian today could accurately trace their lineage right back to one of the early Croats who lived in and around the Carpathians and northern Central Europe in the Early Common Era, or a German, French and English person today accurately tracing back to the Charudes, Franks and the Britones, Cruithni or Picts, back to someone roasting chestnuts and chopping broccoli in medieval Paris, London or Berlin and similar scenarios, heck even going back to a special person walking around and fishing at the Danube river during the Last Glacial Maximum in Pannonia), but instead these guys can supposedly go right back to the very beginnings of the planet and dinosaurs times even before the invention of the wheel or fire. WOW now that’s amazing genealogy information gathering that’s for sure! (actually it’s also just one of the numerous obvious and proven examples of where the anonymous gospel-novels writers of Matthew and Luke are simply inventing different things and arguing with Mark and with each other…then later the “John” author is arguing with all of them).

The 2 nativity stories contain many internal contradictions, they conflict with each other, and also external contradictions when they conflict with known proven verified facts of history. The anonymous scribes-authors of so-called Matthew and Luke without a doubt never imagined that their two books would ever be placed next to each other in a single collection of books (along with the anonymously written so-called Mark and John versions novels). Each author was writing only for their own particular agendas and audiences where they lived (“Luke” even plainly states at the beginning of his gospel-novel that he’s writing just only a personal letter to some guy named “Theophilus”, who’s probably just a fellow sectarian cult member…so obviously he must be writing to the entire world and planet then I guess, a great amazing declaration to the world just like telescamvangelists claim), and each of them believed they were writing the one and only true “THE” gospel-novel about their Jesus character. We know this because of the mutating, added, reversed endings, omitted and changed information from the original anonymous Mark author, as well as their internal conflicts and correcting of the other previous gospel-novel theologies and events which are basically their arguments with each other, that’s right, plain to read in the texts they are arguing with each other, they are not a linear succession of supplementing information, they are actually instead a mutating line of anonymous authors somewhere trying to overthrow and depose the other previous written version, each one is attempting to become “the” one and “the” only official story by adding, omitting, changing information and theologies (the included “John” novel writer is the last one written and a thing of its own way out there in left field, with a new Pentecostal Terminator-Jesus already preexistent immortal who’s totally self-assured about everything and claiming to be a deity, with a new on the scene zombie Lazarus character, having at least a 3 year mission adventure instead of 1 year like the rest and a bunch of other new and changed stuff, characters and ideas not found in the other 3 gospel-novels). As for this particular topic some further points to take into consideration…

Contradictions, Fabrications, Interpolations, Impossibilities, Fraudulent Claims, Plagiarism, No Evidences & Believing Your Own Lies Does Not A Truth Make (aka Telling Lies And Saying Or Believing It’s True Doesn’t Make It True, It’s Still Lies)

If someone wants to tell you, and someone else the next day, when and how their friend was born but gives each of you different dates at least 10 years apart and under very different and non-existent circumstances and including different events and people involved (and then throws in some floating singing aliens in the sky, a lost ufo, an absurdly pointless but also very important famous census travel to Vienna that didn’t exist and even a genealogy to Hercules and even all the way to Zeus), then he probably had a few too many glasses of subpar hooch.

…The anonymous author of Matthew claims that Jesus was born during the reign of King Herod. Luke claims Jesus was born while Cyrenius (aka Quirinius) was governor of Syria. However, Herod died 10 years before Cyrenius became governor. Either Matthew or Luke is wrong on this issue, or they are both wrong. Only one thing is certain: the Bible contains an error and contradictory information regarding the year and even the decade when their Jesus was supposedly born, some great inerrant perfect history telling. This is usually a big red flag showing that what we are clearly dealing with is fiction, and it’s just one of numerous red flags to appear even just during these 2 nativity stories alone (see also jesusneverexisted.com for more illuminating information about the very problematic contradictions and irreconcilable snafus not mentioned on this post).

The “Massacre of the Innocents” is not recorded in history anywhere.

The anonymous author of Matthew in his mythomania claims that Herod killed all boys near Bethlehem who were 2 years old or under. No other gospel makes this claim. More importantly there is absolutely no evidence outside the Bible of any atrocity like this ever taking place. Historians recorded many things about Herod who was the Roman client king of Judea. We know he was born around 74 BCE, that he died in 4 BCE, and that he completed many building projects, including construction of the port at Caesarea Maritima and greatly expanded and renovated the 2nd Temple in Jerusalem with Roman aid (destroyed in 70 CE by the Romans). It is recorded in sources that he improved water sources, built water supplies and aqueducts, built roads, built Masada and Herodium and ensured peace and order (again with Roman help and military aid), he leased copper mines, killed his wife and two sons, and did many other things. The so-called “massacre of the innocents” however is missing entirely from any historical record, a very common theme one will realize regarding the OT and NT in general.

Also, the text in “Matthew” implies that it took the travelling magi about 2 years to make the trip or that the birth already took place about 2 years previously when the star first appeared, which both means about 2 years either way, because the text reads that “after” he was born is when the star first appeared. Later in the story Herod after realizing that the magi duped him and weren’t returning to report to him, only then he decides to order the massacres…”in accordance with the time he had learned from the Magi”…and from earlier text…”Then Herod called the Magi secretly and found out from them the exact time the star had appeared”, because why else order up to 2 year old boys to be killed if it was born just days ago, or even a few weeks ago, and because when they follow the “reappearing” star again it leads them to and stops and hovers right over the house, they arrive at “the house” and come across the “child” not an infant in a barn manger (And besides, why even arrive to Jerusalem and then even right to the very throne of Herod in the first place? if they were following the supposed star, which is even the absolute worst place they could have arrived at (why the heck would Herod who is a King of Judea and a Roman client king with armies and great power and authority…let a few travelling foreign unknown astrologer nobodies even approach his palace or property with royal guards security, or why would he even care to waste any time on what they have to say?, he had nothing more important to do than let foreign astrologer strangers tell their astrology tales?), and why not instead perhaps come across something or ask someone else before?, something like…oh I don’t know…maybe…perhaps…possibly…SHEPHERDS!!!, surely there must have been some shepherds (or other people) out and about doing stuff across the land that could have pointed them on the right track? or why not just another measly angels appearance or dream to set them straight with proper directions?). Even just this farcical story excerpt sounds completely made up and is an incredibly badly planned out adventure by the ufo-star anyway.

King Herod: “Really? travelling magi priest astrologers from the east somewhere? You don’t say? and the guiding ufo-star brought you here instead? right to my personal palace and royal counsel and military meetings with my generals and building projects architects and just sauntering right past my armed security battalion and troops? It’s your lucky day though, the Roman senate representative just left and so I have 15 free minutes before some salesmen from Anatolia arrive to show me some magic sandals and a new amazing disappearing coin trick. Well, you’re already so darn close already astrologer magi guys, you just go down that road and then turn left at the fig tree and then it’s only about an hour walk and you’ll hit Bethlehem in a jiffy, you can’t miss it it’s just past that hill over there, btw the local inn there has some darn tootin’ fine tasty goat boiled in milk it’s the absolute best around, I highly recommend”.

As another interesting point, Herod was already around 70 years old at the time, are we to seriously believe that he, or any other powerful Roman client king or ruler with armies under their command, would have felt the slightest bit threatened by some baby being born? or perhaps even stranger still be especially alarmed or even care about some travelling “anonymous” and “unknown” foreign “a dime a dozen” astrologers-priests stories and start worrying about what they think? Because he all of a sudden started panicking that he might lose his kingship when he’s over 90 years old? hehehe pfff as if (Astrologers were a popular “thing” back then and found all over the place, you couldn’t go anywhere without bumping into astrologers and failed predictors and doomsday gurus (and demon-possessed people were a thing too supposedly, practically everywhere you went), and these supposed guys weren’t even Jewish or even native to the country, they were nobody foreign magi astrologers (On top of all that, written sources record that Herod had a number of family members executed because of suspicions they were trying to poison him, he was also still in conflict with and had problems with the Persian’s Parthian empire in the east at the time, even very concerned with Persian spies attempting to assassinate him, oh but now some strange anonymous peculiar guys with a dubious fancy ufo-star story enter his city and even his palace from the Parthian-Persian east and Herod is all “Oh hey there suspicious guys, come on in how can I help you? Do you need some directions to find the new king? Oh sure no problem, happy trails travelling wiseguys enjoy your darn tootin’ swell vacation and hail to the new king!”, talk about ridiculous)…Did the magi point out the lost guiding ufo-star to him? the one that got them lost and they couldn’t see and follow and so ended up at the wrong location in the first place? Even reading just this introduction narrative through the eyes of reality and common sense makes it all seem more like a lousy kitsch comedy act (featuring Benny Hill as Herod). Nice try but it all seems very made up and absurd).

The absurd and senseless census in Luke is not recorded in history anywhere.

There is a historical census recorded during the time of Cyrenius. However, that census and no other Roman census ever required anyone to return to their ancestral homes from where they lived 1,000 years ago. There are major difficulties in accepting Luke’s account: his gospel links the birth of Jesus to the reign of Herod the Great, but the census took place in 6 CE, nine years after Herod’s death in 4 BCE, and it was only local in Judea for tax purposes anyway, not an empire wide pointless mass movement of peoples over vast distances. No ridiculous tax system in the history of the planet ever required people to pointlessly pack up and move to where their ancestors lived 1,000 years previously (and that’s only if they just miraculously happened to know exactly where they lived 1,000 years ago, pfff as if).

Chapter 2 of the Luke gospel-novel correlates the date of the nativity to the census. – Luke 2:1-5:

“In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should be registered. This was the first registration and was taken while Quirinius was governor of Syria. All went to their own towns to be registered. Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to the city of David called Bethlehem, because he was descended from the house and family of David. He went to be registered with Mary, to whom he was engaged and who was expecting a child”.

Again, no such ridiculous census as described in Luke shown above ever took place, the excerpt regarding Emperor Augustus declaring that “the entire Roman world”, i.e. – the entire Roman Empire, required all the people living in the empire to travel back to their ancestor’s city, would have even been one of if not “the” most major pointless absurd time and money wasting and serving absolutely no purpose snafus of any ruler in the history of the planet…ever (think about it, everybody stopping working in the cities and towns and villages in the entire empire, everyone working in the fields, farming, fishing, making textiles, working on roads and buildings, manufacturing…everything, suddenly stopping and “Well, it’s time to start packing now we got a long census trip to get ready for”, lol that’s so pointless and totally bonkers!). On top of that, the Romans did not directly tax client kingdoms such as under king Herod, and no Roman census ever required millions of people to travel from their own homes to those of distant ancestors from 1,000 years previously. Even in his own history, Augustus himself fails to mention this incredible “miraculous” census achievement but does mention his many other achievements and that’s simply not even remotely credible.

To add even more absurdity into the narrative equation as well as some good ol’ reality…according to the Matthew’s genealogy he lists 42 generations from David to Jesus, and Luke has a whopping 77 generations from his God to Jesus (76 generations if counting from Adam to Jesus though). But even if we take just the much lesser Matthew example and then do the math, then that’s 2 to the power of 42 (2^42) which comes out to 4,398,046,511,104…that’s well over 4 trillion people!, even using just 1 parent for Joseph (who wasn’t his real father anyway) it still comes out to well over 2 trillion people! (“Luke’s” genealogy scenario is even much, much, way much worse and totally even more mind-boggling at 1.5111572745182864684 x 10^23 descendants, which makes it pointless to even consider, and that’s only just puny insignificant Bethlehem!). Even using an average generation life span and only 1% of all descendants being alive at the time period of the Jesus character, heck even using only just 1% of 1% then it still comes out to there having to be more descendants of David in Bethlehem at the time than there were inn rooms in the entire Middle East, even more inn rooms than in the entire Roman Empire or on the entire planet! No wonder there were no rooms at the inn! Even just 1% of 1% of descendants being alive, for all the travelling census guests Bethlehem would have needed around 219.902 million inn rooms! It’s a good thing the census didn’t go back to Abraham’s time because then he and all the Israelites would have had to travel all the way to ancient Mesopotamia-Iraq, which would have meant even more travelling. No wonder there were no rooms at the inn! For all the travelling census guests Bethlehem would have needed well over 219 million inn rooms! (these days back here in the actual “real world” instead of “pretend world” there are roughly around 100,000 hotel rooms in all of Tokyo, then also factor in other much larger towns and cities in the empire and the bonkers ludicrousness multiplies exponentially, you are in the delusional history twilight zone).

As mentioned above, the source for the decades later written narratives (and all 4 fables-gospels), must have been some sort of Casper the Ghost guy floating around, zipping and teleporting here and there, walking through walls to listen to private conversations in rooms and even recording in his scroll or voice recording secret conversations and knowing what people are thinking, knowing secret prayers when nobody was around and reading minds and people’s thoughts, heck even knowing the moment and exact second when a Satan enters Judas when nobody else knew. Then he later must have given his written information to the anonymous guys who wrote the texts but who never admit who they are or how they knew any of the goings on (Well actually he just only gave it to the guy who some people later named Mark). Oh sure there are many contradictions, discrepancies and problems in the narratives and nonsensical fake histories and wrong years apart timelines and invented lost ufo-stars and singing outer space beings etc etc etc, but the Casper Ghost recorder guy must have written the 4 different versions sources on purpose to only strengthen the reader’s and listener’s faith and astonishing amazement, writing a 3 year mission from 1 year mission, recording the Lazarus zombification when the other writers didn’t know about it, reversing endings and beginnings, recording that naked youth running from the garden was very important too etc etc etc..so the 4 versions are actually intentionally problematically different only because the stories will cause even more astonishment and amazement and so strengthen people’s faith even more, increase their faith for their soon happening apocalyptic new world theocracy temple-state government based in Jerusalem and defeating and then zapping-melting the Gentiles and those pesky Romans especially, including their tents, chariots and horses (so you see they’re really not problematic contradictions and errors at all but rather it’s just simply coloring the scenery which will strengthen faith and amaze people to become even better righteous lackeys, glorious gaslit unquestioning servants and even more stalwart obedient duped holy faith-filled minions, and it’s also probably why nobody from the time or in the area even many decades later even heard of the Jesus magic acts at all because only the Casper recorder guy was able to do all these things and get the real official news scoops, of course though he didn’t pass on his information to Paul because Paul already had his celestial outer space yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic skylord-king who was going to give out new spacesuit bodies for him and other risen torah-zombies before taking over the world any day (news scoops ideas which he discovered in some old scrolls somewhere and using abstract magical thinking which then entered his brains to tell him he was right and that he should go on a gabbing tour collecting many shekels and dinars), so it’s plain to see he obviously didn’t need to know about any Jesus character on earth and the holy contradictions, fish-coin tricks and demon swine and fig tree hocus pocus etc (Besides get real, Paul was much too busy getting into an Odysseus shipwreck, fighting with “the Jerusalem 12” apostle-witches and many other earlier sects who were even already so-called “Christians” believing in various sorts of “Anointed-Christ” figures/characters way before him and he said all of them were clearly wrong, getting bitten by snakes and escaping in a basket adventures etc), it’s all so very simple a 2,000 year old idiot could figure it out and still not be astonished with glorious amazement and full of the faiths to even move mountains and drink poisons), and you can’t deny it because it’s verily written right there in the pages I tell you, you just can’t deny it people (thanks Casper the Ghost guy for recording and passing on the amazing astonishing informations that astonished many).

The anonymous Matthew gospel-novel writer of course knows nothing about it and mentions no amazing miraculous pointless census, this would be because according to the anonymous Matthew writer they were instead already living in their hometown Bethlehem, so of course there was no need for a fictional census travel adventure from a hometown Nazareth as the so-called Luke writer describes. That’s right! as in already living in Bethlehem from the start! What’s more, we can logically deduct from known sources that the actual real local Cyrenius census was only in Judea and would have been given about 9 years after the supposed birth of a Jesus anyway (unless he was born twice through teleportation and time travel or that king Herod time travel teleported also and then teleported back to die), what we see is just invented theological propaganda at play. Let’s see what other contradictions and very strange problematic presented information there is…

Just like in the OT, if you have the begets then you have the proofs basically, the begets are the unquestionable proofs ipso facto, and if the begets this and begets that go all the way to the first humanoid well then that’s the begets proof right there ipso facto, don’t you have to admit only a fool would think otherwise or ask skeptical or inquiring questions if all the begets are already plainly written right there? Don’t ask pointless inquiring skeptical questions people. Much more information about this and many other topics at jesusneverexisted.com.

Luke has no Trip to Egypt (and living for years in Egypt), Matthew has no trip to Jerusalem. The problematic irreconcilable dichotomy is present throughout both gospels-novels nativity stories.

This is a big one that gets brushed aside usually by telescamvangelists and fabulist charlatans, so they just pretend the problem doesn’t exist, and that solves that, (you see? the “Power of Pretend” is awesome because you can pretend things do or even pretend things don’t exist whenever you want then, if something exists you just pretend it doesn’t exist, if something doesn’t exist you just pretend it does exist with no proof or evidences needed, it’s biblical and simply awesome and miraculous! Glo-Ry!…I’m waving my hands in the air now looking at the ceiling…not really hehehe). In Matthew, Jesus is born in his home town of Bethlehem, they then flee immediately to Egypt after a warning dream to Joseph, and after their return from Egypt “a few years later” (yes “years later”, probably at least 2 years later), they then travel directly to Nazareth to avoid the son of Herod. And remember, in Luke they’re originally from Nazareth.

In Luke, Mary and Joseph start in their home town Nazareth, then travel to Bethlehem for a famous census (that neither “Matthew” or anyone else have never heard about), then they go to Jerusalem, and then return to their home town of Nazareth.

Many scamvangelists and apologists try to create a “super story” in which they combine the travel of the two nativity stories above into one journey, usually selective cherry-picking excerpts or a phrase here and there, ad hoc rationalizations, suspension of disbelief and mental gymnastics (usually using the deceptive smoke and mirrors modus operandi on the gullible pew potatoes of just “It’s written in the NT that….” or more slyly “It is written that…” or even more diabolically as “the bible says that…” then a wave of the hand and presto magico!, all the contradictions, problems, errors and fabrications disappear before lunch, quoting each contradiction and error one after the other all day and day after day but they’re all perfectly true because…”the bible says that…”) and imagining a real super gospel in their mind using the mentioned “Power of Pretend” methodology, but this is impossible, and plainly fraudulent again. The Luke writer specifically mentions circumcision on the eighth day and the required purification time. This refers to Leviticus 12, which states when a boy is born the mother is unclean for 7 days, the foreskin is removed on the 8th day, and she must not touch holy objects for 33 days (if Jesus were a girl, Mary would be unclean for 14 days and could not touch holy objects for 66 days). Luke 39 notes that when this 33 day period was complete they returned to Galilee. A trip to Egypt is not mentioned at all by the Luke writer!…instead they went to the Jerusalem temple soon after the birth and then just back to Nazareth (Dang you Matthew novel writer and your Egypt travelling shenanigans!).

**Can also be extended and applied to the entire planet and cosmos in the present, the past and even to the future, aka “Pretend World”.**

Annunciations, Lost UFOs, Magi, Angels, Shepherds & Shenanigans Oh My!

An annunciation is given to Joseph in “Matthew”, but in “Luke” this is given to Mary. Each identifies the child as the promised Messiah (whatever that means and to whom exactly and for what reasons, it’s definitely not intended for Gentiles and Non-Jews that’s for sure and that’s a fact (to adapt from Dr. Robert M. Price who humorously puts it in an analogy…even later on why would and should any of the later Non-Jewish Pagan Gentile peoples going about their daily lives in far-off lands care about any new travelling kabbalist-mysticist Paul crypto-guru character or any other early travelling new cult preachers and soothsaying sectarian apostolic-witches after him, talking about their new superhero character idea and related apocalyptic sheepism-goatism blood magical thinking ideologies over theirs, or over any other story on the planet, such as…”We have a new news scoop for you all, a secret news scoop to spread among you Gentiles and Heathen Non-Jews…because this day the long hoped for heir Jorg has attained the throne of Dagobert and is now the long awaited king of Liechtenstein!, the true king of the Liechtensteiners we proclaim to you so partake of the blood and rejoice people!”, most people would probably just shrug and think…”Pfff yeah so?, who is this guy again?… and where is this exactly? and why is his throne in outer space now if he’s king of the Liechtensteiners and all of Liechtenstein?” and then probably just go back to milking cows, making wine or building their barn fences and art objects etc, which actually is exactly what they did until it was forced upon them starting in the 4th century as a new official state religion with severe consequences if they didn’t follow the new theological programs and new temple bosses gurus), “Luke” states that he will be given the throne of David and reign over Jacob’s descendants forever, pfff yeah so… what does that mean to me? Is this supposed to mean something to me? I know about Croatian Kings from the medieval centuries but that’s because it’s my background heritage, we know there were tons of kings and chieftains ruling territories, clans and fiefs from ancient Japan and China all the way to ancient Gaul for thousands of years but so what? Because I’m not descended from any Jacob character. Is it supposed to mean something to me today…to some person living in Japan?…or in the pre-discovery New World?…the Indigenous Peoples, Mayans, the Cherokee, in Siberia? people living in the Alps? along the Danube river?…in ancient Pannonia, Illyricum, Dalmatia, Germania, Baltics, Gaul, among the ancient Vistula Veneti, Heruli, Helvetii, the ancient Greeks and Romans, the Bronze Age Corded Ware and Hallstatt culture populations, the Goths, Celts, Vandals, Varangians, Liburnians, Etruscans, Thracians, Sarmatians, in ancient India, China, Somalia, Sudan, around the Caspian sea, in New Zealand, Polynesia, Hawaii? etc and so on, this so-called Jacob character is nobody to me and actually means absolutely less than nothing to me and to about 99.99% of the planet because they all had their own kings and leaders…and besides…king David? Oh the king guy who rapes his trusted soldier Uriah’s wife Bathsheba behind his back and gets her pregnant and then slyly and nefariously planned his death on the battlefield to look like an accident just to trickily hide the deed, and he also even already had a bunch of wives and fun on the side concubines anyway, oh what a great holy respectable guy that David and righteous royal example, and btw, actually according to Mathew’s genealogy there are 4 disreputable women in the list, with Tamar, Rahab and Ruth being prostitutes that through betrayment and conniving means gave birth to direct ancestors of David, yep a really great royal zion pedigree there Jesus invisible yom kippur goat blood magic skylord guy, Glo-Ry to Zion Hallelujah to the son of David!…puh-lease)…

…according to the Luke writer we have shepherds come to Bethlehem for the nativity scene, this after being told from some glorious singing floating angels in the night sky, but the Matthew writer knows nothing about this. Matthew instead has 3 “Magi” from the east following a guiding star (not kings as wrongly presented sometimes (what kings? of what kingdoms? kings don’t go around travelling on spur of the moment dangerous unknown travel adventures with other kings anyway, that sounds made up), but more correctly representing astrologer magicians and priests of Zoroastrianism or Mithraism, it’s the origins of the modern-day words “magic/magician”, which btw according to the OT laws was deserving a sentence of being stoned to death on the spot which is yet another contradiction problem you can add to the list), following a guiding star that zips around appearing and disappearing and then reappearing and hovering, Matthew knows nothing about any shepherds and angels.

Firstly, nobody can “follow” a star anyway, stars move throughout the night as the earth rotates. The star you see in the east at night will soon be in the west, following a star would be futile and just be walking in circles, stars in our galaxy are all orbiting in a nearly circular path around the center of the galaxy, and so stars especially can’t direct anyone to any specific place. However the guiding star claimed by the anonymous Matthew author in his novel text (anonymous Luke who wrote after Matthew and even borrowed from him knows nothing about it and instead writes his own adventure), it eventually stops and floats above the very house where the new family is living, which is impossible, specifically for the travelling magi from the east (“Hey Magi, it’s over here! This is the place!”), but only after it lost its way and the whole Herod-Jerusalem snafu thing, see also suspension of disbelief (Above is a representation of the purported event, not an actual photo).

However, the guiding star that the magi follow didn’t have Google maps or even a compass, so instead of directly leading them to Bethlehem it leads them to Jerusalem and even to the very palace and throne of the king Herod (in the process ultimately directly causing many thousands of deaths of innocent children…facepalm). In Matthew 2 the presence of the magi in the court of Herod the Great even disturbs the entire temple city of Jerusalem. The royal court, the assembled chief priests and teachers and even the whole city is upset by this the Matthew text reads! Knowing the gossip network we should expect the whole kingdom to be turned upside down by this news.

All the rosy-cheeked jolly merry kids over the years singing all those Christmas carols (and especially that annoying mind control “pa rum pum pum pum-…rum pum pum pum” brainwashing filth mantra song) never really sing much about the Matthew 2:16 “Massacre of the Innocents” episode of the story, because it is an important part of the story remember and the whole reason for the hiding in Egypt for years thing (no, no, no, because whatever you do don’t do that, don’t include that part in the lyrics whatever you do don’t do that, basically the kids are being brainwashed to condone infanticide as being irrelevant or even necessary for the main plot of their superhero and so that it’s actually a good divine cosmic lucky thing or something which is reminiscent of the Israelite-Joshua genocides and infanticides in the OT and just plain creepy), and it happened all just because the guiding star gave extremely awful directions to the magi, but don’t fret they’re just NPC babies characters not that important to the game…I mean to the story, but they do give more bonus points and extra powers to the main player though. And besides, it makes the birth that much more full of gosh dang darn diddly darn dang ding dong doodly darned glorious suspense and exciting drama and all that. Image: thebricktestament.com.

After the chit-chat session Herod soon points them on the right track to where Bethlehem is (thanks for nothing guiding star), and then not long afterwards proceeds to plan to kill all boys 2 years old and under in the area to make sure he rubs out any potential new king competition based on what the Magi told him (Later in the fable the ufo-star stops and floats directly over the place, but if the “guiding star” would have just taken them to Bethlehem in the first place instead of to Herod’s Jerusalem, then all the “Massacre of the Innocents” would never have even happened, or at least given an angel warning like Joseph gets to tell them to turn left at the fork in the road instead of right, even the entire Egypt escape adventure would then have been totally unnecessary. Absurdly they actually even did get a dream warning later anyway…”And having been warned in a dream not to return to Herod, they withdrew to their country by another route”. What is going on here? Why not warn them to not go to Jerusalem in the first place, and so avoiding all those babies deaths? Dang you lost guiding star! next time use a dang darn compass I tell you!!!). In a way after reading the story and chain of events, it should be called not the “Star of Bethlehem” but instead more precisely the “Star of Herod” or just “Star of Jerusalem”, because frankly that’s where it actually led the magi astrologers if anywhere.

I should also note btw, that according to Jehovah’s Witness’ official doctrines they believe that the star was instead sent by the “satan” character because they claim their god simply wouldn’t allow and couldn’t be behind the lost star/magis/massacres snafu thing (I don’t know if this mental gymnastics theologizing also applies to the many OT god ordered killings, Joshua’s genocidal military campaigns and infanticides ordered by the god, the claimed worldwide flood adventure which kills almost everybody on the entire planet, the many times the biblical god smites and kills Israelites as well as their enemies back and forth etc), which just goes to show you how these ancient superstitions and primitive beliefs, ideas and claims just keep mutating and mutating and with different things added and edited out and changed and then mutating some more within the mutation…according to however the cult or sect or guru sees fit to include in their particular alternate universe mind control theologies (more about them and about how the so-called “Devil” and “Satan” character is really just an imported concept from Zoroastrianism and other Iron Age Levant religions that is NOT found anywhere in the earliest OT biblical text, and how the biblical Satan character is actually really just the same biblical local tribal Yahweh-Jehovah godling character just under a different name, how at first he originated as a personality trait of his, then used as a title not a person, and then only later still transformed (mutated) into a proper noun as a specific personal heavenly errand boy/lackey (aka gofer), before transforming into Yahweh-Jehovah’s personal prosecuting attorney and then (after incorporating Zoroastrian concepts and beliefs after the Babylonian Exile) mutating again and “given” a kingdom and realms and his own personal army of angels and even power and authority over the entire earth to rule, as “God of the World” (instead of being just simply defeated already and out of the picture and problem solved because that would make too much sense or be nonsensical Glo-Ry!), and then later still even miraculously turned into a garden snake who teleports backwards in time and completely duped his maker who had no clue etc, which is even admitted and proven by the biblical text and narrative itself, that can be read at my first post here.

Well that sure is weird, an angel appears to warn Joseph not to go to Nazareth, but didn’t warn the Magi not to go to Herod’s Jerusalem and in the process avoid the whole pesky “Massacre of the Innocents” thing (Well actually they did get warned later not to go to Jerusalem but it was already too late by then they already informed Herod so the damage was done, great going pointless dumb angels), they may be great singers and trumpeters floating around in fancy robes and stuff but what is it with these lazy dumb angels being all forgetful and absurd not using some common sense foresight?, or do they just work for and take orders from a dumbass boss? (you sure as heck don’t want people like that working at NASA or a nuclear power plant or even lighting up the gas BBQ that’s for sure). Next time “Less torturously boring singing and praising and floating…more foresight and common sense” angels.

*(Author’s note – I’m not implying I’m all-knowing or perfect and all omni this and omni that knowing everything everywhere before it even happens…and even before that, but If I was the god character in this story I would have warned the magi to not to go to Jerusalem and visit Herod and instead just direct them straight to Bethlehem (as in…”Pssst, Hey Magi guys down there, take that road on the left and don’t visit Herod, if you do he’ll get all in a ruffle and start slaughtering babies to nix any kingly competition which will make me look bad and unknowing, trust me I know what I’m talking about, oh and be sure to bring along some nifty fancy gifts while you’re at it, gold would be a good idea…happy trails magis!”), that way no innocent babies get killed for nothing and I would come across as a swell all-knowing super-duper smart great guy god and all that instead of a clueless unknowing jerk deity with no prediction foresight powers. But that’s just me and the way I personally roll, just saying).

Well, (rubbing and twirling beard thinking)…I think I’m gonna write an accurate detailed eyewitness account of what Jesus said and did the way I saw it, so I think I’ll just plagiarize and copy from this other guy who never even met him, it makes sense to me (the plagiarizing is even worse when you factor in that around 95% of the “Mark” text is in “Matthew” and over 50% in the later “Luke” novel).

Which brings us to the major problem which gives birth to numerous other problems and contradictions, including the 2 nativity stories conundrum discussed so far, that being that the so-called Matthew and Luke gospels-novels are mainly separate written works, anonymous Greek written works, which largely plagiarize from the oldest first anonymous gospel-novel called Mark, and then add and change information, characters and events to suit their purpose and for their particular audience.

What is the so-called “Gospel Truth” anyway then?…Well it depends which gospel-novel fable you read and believe, with so many errors, contradictions, and added, mutated and changed information between them then “Gospel Truth” has the same meaning as “Fiery Snow” or more correctly it actually has no meaning, that’s right, after reading this post you will realize that the term “Gospel Truth” is just deception and pointless meaningless semantics chicanery (as well as an oxymoron), it’s really only just “Pretend Truth” in a person’s magical thinking mind and imagination.

DECEPTION: a statement or action that “hides the truth”, or the act of hiding the truth for an advantage or personal gain, the act of making someone believe something “that is not true”, an act or statement that “misleads”, hides the truth, or promotes a belief, concept, or idea that is not true. Deception can involve dissimulation, propaganda or sleight of hand as well as distraction, camouflage or concealment.

Almost 95 percent of the content of Mark’s text appears in Matthew’s text and more than 50 percent of the Mark text is in the Luke text. However, if wrongly presented as being 3 independent witness sources as many televangelist preachers do, then why would the so-called Luke and Matthew anonymous authors largely plagiarize word for word from a book written by another unknown writer who never met any Jesus character, and never even lived in Palestine or during the time period in question, plagiarizing from a person who was not an eyewitness and not even remotely qualified to be writing any sort of witness books in the first place?Good question.

**HOW TO TRICKILY DEFEND A CONTROL FREAK, TERRORIST, GENOCIDAL, INFANTICIDAL, FILICIDAL, BLOOD-LOVING DESERT DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH-101.**

CLAIMS TO HAVE NECROMANTICALLY RESURRECTED HIS OWN SON FROM THE DEAD AND MIRACULOUSLY REMOVED MILDEW AT HOME BY USING HOCUS POCUS WITCHERY SPELLS FROM THE BOOK OF DEUTERONOMY…BUT ADAMANTLY REFUSES TO HELP KIDS IN CANCER WARDS BECAUSE IT’S HIS GOD’S PLAN (i.e. THE DESERT CACODEMON YAHWEH-JEHOVAH’S PLAN, OF COURSE FOLLOWERS OF THIS TRASH CULT ORGANIZATION ONLY SUPPORT IT WITH FAITH SHEKELS BECAUSE THEY SELFISHLY THINK THEY’LL TIME WARP TELEPORT TO 1,900 YEARS AGO AND BE FLOATING WITH THE PAUL TO THE CLOUDS AS RISEN TORAH-ZOMBIES WITH NEW SPACESUIT BODIES AND GUARANTEED TO DESTROY THE PLANET’S GOYS AND THEN BE IMMORTAL WORLD-RULING SINGING KING-PRIESTS FOR SOME INVENTED REASON, BUT IN THE MEANTIME ALSO BATTLE THIER OWN HOME MILDEW CURSES PROBLEMS)

See what I mean? What is this Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon blood magic magical thinking witchery broadcast from the ski chalet foolishness? there’s no skiing in the bible, Mahershalalhashbaz never prophesied unto to ski hills of the Midianites, Moabites, Edomites or Canaanites or of their snack counter pork meatballs and bacon abominations and bubbly beer spritzer heresies. Based on the real known facts of the many irreconcilable differences and contradictions between the gospels-novels, then it’s actually completely the opposite and only “Pretend Truth” chicanery as explained above (“Gospel Truth” also being an oxymoron just like “Bullshit Truth”), it’s just an imaginary suspension of disbelief “Pretend Truth” in their mind that needs no proofs or even common sense, and so people who use the term as a claimed actual meaning to propagate their agendas and propaganda ideas are just blatant swindling frauds and dishonest fabulist fabricating liars (and that’s the modus operandi charlatans commonly like to use, to spread their primitive Bronze/Iron Age blood magic death cults theocracy beliefs and ancient primitive superstitions into a one-worlder commie-utopianist marxist inspired identity and personality/reality destroying filth garbage cults theologies into people’s minds, it’s just theological mind control propaganda especially when faith shekels seeds and temples coffers are at stake). Sure it’s a nifty television studio with a nice fireplace, freshly waxed floors, comfy furniture, remote peaceful nature and forest window scenery (which doesn’t even make any sense and is actually a scandalous heretical blasphemy because instead of slyly using non-holy land gentile locations scenery in Colorado it should instead rightfully be window scenery of Jerusalem or Galilee or the Zion-Temple or a magical pigeon in the desert as a proper biblically correct backdrop to his biblical gospelling Yahwehism-Jehovahism bullshitism (when is Colorado or the Rocky Mountains ever mentioned in the bible or by Abraham or Jesus or Daniel or Ezekiel etc even once? There are various mountains and rivers named…Tigris, Euphrates, Nile, Jordan, Gihon, Habor, Dead Sea, Sea of Galilee, Red Sea, Lake of Fire etc but name me one verse in the entire bible that mentions the Colorado River or Rocky Mountains even once, has any magical pigeon or demon swine been spotted there?, has king David ever at any time ruled there? did Joshua at any time massacre populations and kill pregnant women and babies in Colorado ever?), there’s not even one zion-temple in the scenery, besides has even one torah-zombie ever even been seen walking around the rockies? I don’t think so, so what does it have to do with zion and the son of David exactly then? That’s just fraudulent misrepresentation and deceptive apostle-witchery on top of even more fakery pure and simple playing people for shekels fools. In a 2019 interview Wommack claimed that in March 2001, that he necromantically resurrected his own son after being dead for five hours, as well as that he knows 30-40 people who did the same necromancy magic trick, strangely though he believes that cancer is “no big deal” to complain about because it’s god’s plan and he even criticized Christians as arrogant who ask for healing from cancer…”If your kids die tough luck, but I get to zombify resurrect my kids”), so then why didn’t he try to resurrect the prophets Billy Graham, Oral Roberts, Paul and Jan Crouch or Tammy Faye Bakker then? or even why disobey his god’s wishes and blatantly against his will raise someone from the dead that his god personally took and so in effect selfishly stealing his son from his very own god? and why even wait 8 years to tell people about the miraculous zombification and have no doctor’s and official’s statements, no documents, no records or any evidences or verifications or even mention it anyway? and if so why not just open an office or resurrection department at a hospital to raise other non-cancer zombies? that smells of 100% lying scumbag bullshitism too which it is), intro music, fancy markers and bookmarks and personal “Christ-Cult Corporation” company logo coffee cup and some dang darn tootin’ fine nifty swell shirts and loafers, but that doesn’t fool me or even mean anything, he’s even got that famous pigeon in the logo but that’s just slinging the same ol’ hash that even Benny Hinn uses, pigeons are a thing with these types (Heck, I’m even willing to wager 25 shekels, a 3 year old red heifer without defects or blemishes, 2 pigeons, a goat not boiled in its own mother’s milk, 10 virgin concubines, a bushel of unleavened bread and a bowl of oil that he sends Christmas cards to Joyce Meyer, Pat Robertson and Kenneth Copeland probably, is this the sort of people you want teaching your kids actual real world history lessons? Exactly). And besides, what the heck does he think he’s doing anyway? (and similar fabulists). Everyone knows how to read, even 5 year olds know how to put letters together to make sounds, put them together to form words to make sentences to make meanings, even a half baked moron knows how to read. What real people want to know is who really wrote it, when was it really written? in what language? how many versions are there and what are the actual sources it came from? where? why? for whom was it actually written for? etc. Real people don’t want just personal ad hoc rationalizations, cherry-picked mental acrobatics, absurd fables and sleepy nauseating long-winded ramblings and primitive abstract concepts theologies pretending as personal invented gabbing ideas as being real world history and reality. Are we to believe that the viewers don’t know how to read like a 5 year old then? That’s just plain disturbing, I had no idea there were so many adults out there in tv land that still needed their bedtime stories and fables read to them by lying shekels-charlatan strangers, it’s even shocking, just go take some English class reading lessons somewhere they’re usually absolutely free, heck you’ll be able to put letters together to make sounds and then words, sentences and meanings in no time. Btw the above is just a local example of Canadian television stations that are in the back pockets of American scamvangelists-witches (usually connected in some way or taking American scamvangelist buttkissing orders from the mother beehive matrix of brother Pat Robertson’s “700 Club” misinformation spellcasting and mind control propaganda center) and you can be sure the faith-shekels aren’t going to the Zion-Temple that’s for sure, it’s just all about gaslighting people with the Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert cacodemon mind control and yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood-shekels magic, aka the “god-o-tainment” biz.
#gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth

Everyday a cancer child dies for every 100 shekels-seeds faith dollars donated to a scamvangelist and their personal “christ-cult corporation”, aren’t cancer kids more important than a holy ghost yeshua-bacon dance or just another miraculously healed sore elbow or headache? Is not the life of a cancer kid more important than just yet another pointless yahwehism-jehovahism theological jimble jamble book? (aka; scamvangelists don’t want to heal cancer kids/why do scamvangelists support the suffering of cancer kids as a blessing?/why do scamvangelists worship and praise a fictional primitive bloodthirsty yahweh-jehovah godling character that supports, enjoys and has already killed innumerable babies and children more than anyone in “written history” just because it means more personal books deals & shekels-seeds blessings?/why do scamvangelists think cancer kids are just NPC characters?/why do scamvangelists deny that cancer kids exist but instead believe magical pigeon ghost powers and blood magic cooties spells do exist?/why do scamvangelists hate cancer kids?)

A child undergoing many months of cancer treatment at a hospital because scamvangelists and television blood magic sorcery gurus refuse to help them with their promised and claimed miracle-healing magical ghost powers which are even personally guaranteed by their skylord (but why would they refuse to use their given magic powers anyway? and why do so many duped people send the various apostle-witch fraudsters so many shekels-seeds if they don’t perform what they’re supposed to be guaranteed to be able to do in the first place and even told to do so? Why do the many pew and scamvangelist watching couch dupes prefer to see the children suffering and die and not even attempt to use their guaranteed magical ghost healing powers which they’re even actually told to do by their skylord character in their very own book anyway (as well as being able to move mountains and drop them into the sea, handle poisonous snakes and even drink poisons and not be harmed), just only because they think it means for them instead a fictional hoped for floating torah-zombie slave immortality in zion for themselves?, that’s absolutely selfish, disgusting and even diabolically morbid and surely only saving them a place in the hottest places in hell. The obvious and proven real answer is explained below). Image: Caters News Agency.

In the NT the fictitious rabbi Jesus character “promises” and “claims” to followers (well, the anonymous author writing the story narrative to readers and putting the words into his mouth does anyway), that they will also be able to literally move mountains, handle poisonous snakes and survive snake bites, drink poisons without being harmed as well as lay on hands and miraculously heal the sick and crippled just like him. But this is just pretend world delusional magical thinking and blatant fraudulent lies, so actually the presented superhero rabbi Jesus character doesn’t save, his claimed blood magic sorcery powers actually don’t heal, and likewise his faithful loyal minions-followers also can’t and don’t miraculously heal people either as they’re guaranteed to be able to do, only real world thinking and real world medical knowledge and procedures actually can and do save and heal people every day, ipso facto. One thing that very easily proves that the various biblical primitive “Blood Magic Sorcery” and promised “Blood Magic Powers” are outright fraudulent man-made pretend world delusions and mythological lies, are these simple examples of common diseases and physical ailments. Today’s Christian Blood Magic ultimately derives from the Jewish scriptures where the new Bronze-Iron Age invented Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon deity was written up even as describing how to perform Blood Magic to purify the people, the temple, clothes, chairs, tables, roads, fields, bodies of water etc, from the effects of cooties-spirits aka “sin”, aka demonoids-spirits-sin-cooties, a type of cooties-virus that sticks on people like a lingering awful perfume causing bad luck. The sacrificing and spreading of the sacrificial atonement blood (primarily from goats and sheep but also pigeons, cows and other animals), acted as a sort of magical disinfectant (sort of like a can of Lysol spray to disperse and kill the sin-cooties-virus that was attaching itself to people and even to things). The atonement sacrificial blood mojo would basically magically disinfect the land and all the people from the sin-cooties-virus who were also simultaneously responsible for the various diseases, leprosy, sight and hearing impairments, physical deformities etc (e.g. – painting blood dots on a person’s thumb, big toe and ear was performed to get rid of leprosy as will be shown later), but today we know that this ancient primitive and mega-superstitious worldview and hocus pocus rituals is nonsense because it’s imaginary pretend world, we know that blood magic does not help cure any diseases whatsoever, we know that animal or any blood magic mojo doesn’t make anyone or anything “cleaner”, we know that in the real world only real medicines, medical procedures and technologies and constant scientific searching to finding cures is what can actually hope to cure a disease….And then later in Christianity the mutation of Blood Magic Sorcery and Blood Magic Powers theologies was even claimed to be powerful enough to cure diseases and all sorts of health problems simply by just believing that the rabbi Jesus character’s blood (which was considered as a sheepism-goatism blood atonement scapegoat such as the yom kippur scapegoat goat which like a sponge absorbed all the sin-cooties-spirits and cooties-virus-demons before being pushed off a cliff to die and the absorbed cooties dying with him, but only for 1 year though), would magically cure the sick and disinfect the sin-cooties-virus also, and according to others even help in attaining a future torah-zombie resurrection which was supposed to have happened 2,000 years ago, or they will immediately after death enter paradise to be with Zalmoxis, I mean with a Jesus skylord somewhere or be destroyed if they are Goy-Gentiles and not an Israelite, and a bunch of other claimed scenarios. However, this is all proven to be pretend world imaginary magical thinking and delusions also. These days to improve a person’s health or to cure someone from a disease or health problems, nobody performs blood magic powers sorcery because they instead go to a hospital or doctor and seek medicines and medical procedures, such as the cancer ward child example above, and the many thousands like her. Strangely however, numerous telescamvangelists and gabbing-fabulizing charlatan fraudsters today especially use blood magic sorcery powers claims as a large part of their modus operandi for schemes in getting faith-shekels seeds for each of their temples coffers, sometimes claiming that the blood magic powers will transfer through the television, through the telephone lines, through a hanky, oil, water, piece of paper or trinket or even through credit-shekels cards transfers to immediately disinfect and destroy the diseases and ailments caused by the sin-cooties-virus which attached onto people because of a magic apple curse put on people after a talking snake duped the master of the garden in ancient Iraq-Mesopotamia. Basically, claiming blood magic powers and blood magic sorcery mojo to remove or cure or promise anything is delusional pretend world and is just a relic of primitive mega-superstitious Bronze-Iron Age invented desert mythologies, irrational magical thinking and concocted superheroes powers legends, it’s imaginary solutions to imaginary problems. If the biblical healing and curing claims and promises were actually real then there would simply be no need for hospitals, doctors or medicines or trying to find cures (unless of course there’s a verse in the bible somewhere about “and ye shall openeth many bible colleges and estates, comfort mine holy dupes by starting many televised gabbing and books, DVDs and trinkets selling shows and verily overfloweth my holieth tax-free temple coffers for zion my beloved before I destroy and smite all the Gentile nations to obliterate all the Goys.” etc etc)..

…Or is it most probably according to the numerous evidences that the people send many shekels-seeds to them because they selfishly believe (or more precisely want to believe) that by doing so (i.e. – by oiling and spreading the fiction-fables propaganda machine and the tentacles of their related pretend world charlatan fraudsters leadership-gurus) that they are attempting at guaranteeing themselves a future torah-zombie resurrection just as according to the kabbalistic-esoteric mystical merkabah mysticism concoctions magical thinking Paul’s failed torah-zombie resurrections that he (and his outer space yom kippur goat skylord he discovered in his brains) personally guaranteed to happen during his lifetime 2,000 years ago?, which in fact would then mean that they are instead actually just only rightfully guaranteeing themselves reserved spots in the hottest places in hell for eternity because they instead willingly believed in an ancient fictitious Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon desert tribal deity dreamscape matrix and its mega-superstitious primitive Bronze-Iron Age blood magic sorcery-witches’ spellcraft fables cabals instead of believing in the real world and real history in the real universe (see some fake healing miracles, disinformation fake-healing subterfuge deceptions and miracle-fraudsters witches examples in some videos at the bottom).

CHARLATAN MYTHOMANIACS AND THEIR STRANGE BIBLICAL TWILIGHT ZONE WISHFUL THINKING. AKA “HOW TO TRICKILY DEFEND A CONTROL FREAK, TERRORIST, GENOCIDAL, INFANTICIDAL, FILICIDAL, BLOOD-LOVING DESERT DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH”.

…”Please call the number on your screen now so that you may receive the holy ghost pigeon powers to fill your mind with anonymous ancient gematria sorcery and esoteric dreamscape crypto-kabbalistic and concocted merkabah mysticism dreaming yom kippur sheepism-goatism sorcery blood magic to save you from the magic apple curse and the Egyptian Lake of Fire and immortal burning worms made for you by the desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah godling…and simultaneously also become a guaranteed 1,900 years too late non-existent new homoerotic genderless spacesuit body Torah-Zombie floating to our outer space skylord king of the zion-temple and to then enslave and destroy the Goy Gentiles, and especially the Edomites, dragon and multi-headed beasts and chariots too of course, become a gaslit shill in a shekels and magical thinking mindtrap that promises you Noah’s, Jacob’s and Abraham’s blessings even though they’re fiction pretend world and you’re an unchosen dirty Gentile Goy creature, glory amen hallelujah…so call the number on your screen right now because unknown strange operators are standing by to listen to your pointless shekels dreams and personal nauseating whining hopes about things”…Billy Graham – Gathering the glorious mythomania temple shekels of the nations with cherry-picked fabricated magical thinking fables and contradictions since 1947 (that’s not including various tax-free real etate, properties, buildings, book royalties and propaganda training schools skimmed tax-free shekels blessings of course), one of the most popular lying fabulist apostle-witches of the 20th century.

Well what do you know? It’s that Yahwehism-Jehovahism-Yeshuaism-Paulianity programs apostle-witch Franklin Graham (son of the mythomaniac fraudster cultist and preaching-warlock mentioned above), and guess what? “He’s read revelations”!!! Wow!!! (more about that ancient cultic nutcase lunatic written “planetary bloodbath gorefest-porn” fantasies nonsense rubbish later and it’s Zoroastrian origins) and so for some unknown reason he thinks that he’s going to become a floating immortal torah-zombie to the clouds in his new spacesuit body to meet his blood-drenched in his Goys enemies skylord and 144,000 Jewish men virgins riding horses in the clouds to have an oil lamps, trumpets, steak & lobster and palm fronds at the jukebox party just like the Paul supposedly did about 2,000 years ago, now that sounds like a really, really good deal (Like he said just crunch the numbers and do the math:…number of gathered shekels-seeds x number of crushed goat heads in galilee – sheep blood martinis drank + 10 palm fronds x 777 floating spacesuit bodies torah-zombies + 42 cancer kids x 12 healed indigestion miracles + the number of virgin unblemished sheep difference from edomite and midianite goats – 12 unblemished pigeons x number of winepresses filled with bodies in babylon ÷ 696 royal desert tents concubines (let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the desert tents concubines for it is a humanoid number) x number of tents per temple and then just add that to the number of stars hanging in the sky and then lastly + the number of chariots and human-headed scorpion-tailed locusts wearing crowns coming out of a bottomless smokey pit =….it’s that simple of a math to figure out), Pfff, It’s just so easy to dupe gullible people when you’re leading a deceitful religious shekels-cult mind control program and say you believe stuff that some other weird obsessed cultist stories-writer guys wrote somewhere and none of it happened but instead usually the complete opposite did but others still believe you are right and correct anyway because they have the faith to also become a risen torah-zombie floating to the clouds and they will even buy your concocted propaganda books and even send you many shekels-seeds for nothing, it’s actually one of the easiest parlor tricks to dupe and scam people ever devised in all of humanoids history of the planet.

(This above video was just too sweet to pass up and so I just had to add it here, a rarely seen moment when the deceiving mask is taken off the apostle-witch and the nefarious charade is exposed (Hallelujah!)…the oh so obvious truth which was there all along anyway, i. e. – that the religion has always from the very beginning been about and originally founded as nothing but a Zoroastrian-inspired Judeo “Christ-Cult”, a newly devised offshoot sectarian apocalyptic doomsday death cult from the very start, starting right from the written the Paul epistles material to the Yeshua character prophecy-quotes and to the revelations letter ancient sectarian death, blood, gore and mind control bunk where their hoped for skylord doomsday victory was going to without a doubt happen “during their lifetime” and “during their generation” as promised and guaranteed by their writing acolytes minions and their superheroes (We know this because the recurring theme and theology among ALL the earliest stories writers and their claims has ALWAYS been the same, EVERY SINGLE TIME…namely…”WE are not of the world…we are dead to the world…we pray and hope for the death of the world…do not think about the world or be part of it…only our patriarchs heroes have all the answers and know all the secrets…we await our soon appearing skylord to arrive during our lifetime to bring death and destruction to the world and install the planetary onethink torah-mind and torah-slavery to the entire world to make the next new real temple-world Amen” etc etc etc, this repeating theme is clearly found all throughout their earliest writings it’s simply undeniable (As a matter of fact, and any unbiased biblical scholars who have scoured the earliest writings and sources can verify this fact, the early Christians were actually the very first Jehovah’s Witnesses who were preparing for their appearing skylord and risen spacesuit bodies-zombies doomsday of planetary Goy’s skull-crushing, fire, sulfur, rising multi-headed creatures and slaughtering destruction planetary torah-mind onethink theocracy temple-state government to happen any day during their lifetime as promised by the Paul and his skylord he discovered in his dreams, except today’s Jehovah’s Witnesses have instead been proclaiming for that same skylord doomsday to be guaranteed to happen in the 19th century…but then instead in the 20th century, so either way it’s just death cults necromantic mind control failed theologies rubbish anyway) and besides it’s difficult and actually impossible to have a so-called 2nd coming when there wasn’t even a 1st coming)…but instead it was way, way off, failed miserably repeatedly with the opposite usually happened, and none of them floated to the clouds to destroy and enslave the Goys and the planet, which truthfully means it’s been nothing but almost 2,000 years of nefarious mutating concocted pretend world mind control agendas fantasy, frauds and fakery). Btw, notice his awesome sense of humor at the 0.35 second mark, which reminds me, what does he and other apostle-witches and minions, Yahweh-Jehovah, Yeshua, the OT patriarchs, the Paul cultist and anglerfish all have in common?…they all use the same modus operandi and have the exact same sense of humor, no wonder he’s so popular with millions of cultists and sectarians. Glo-Ry!

“Delusionship”

…a fantasy relationship (phantasy), an unrealistic imagined personal relationship where a person who is ‘delusional’ has persuaded themselves (and/or others) that their partner/object cares more and more but in fact it is just imaginary thoughts in their mind not rooted in reality, where a person has persuaded themselves that their mythical object does things for them and they give them credit for doing things but which they never did, imaginary conversations with their partner/object that are only pretend one-way conversations in their mind, i.e. – the relationship never really existed in the first place, it is all in their mind and delusions.

“Feeding The Lie”

…to mutate, fabricate, forge and invent further ideas, theologies, magical thinking pretend world realities, contradictory dreamscape abstract concepts, new concocted merkabah mysticism, crypto-esoteric kabbalistic delusions and gaslighting unaware and ignorant masses into a mindtrap mental prison by unquestionably believing the primary lie/lies, a very common deception methodology throughout the entire OT and NT biblical myths and fables.

**“HOW TO TRICKILY DEFEND AN EVIL CONTROL FREAK, TERRORIST,** **GENOCIDAL, INFANTICIDAL, FILICIDAL, BLOOD-LOVING DESERT DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH-101 (& GET RICH DOING IT)”.**

Just some of today’s unscrupulous deceitful gaslighting “Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon Liar’s Shekels-Club” wannabe prophets and apostolic-witches spreading their personal pretend world magical thinking, preaching-gabbing about a fictitious invented mythological Jesus character instead of Paul’s original 1st authored apocalyptic doomsday yom kippur spacegoat celestial Jesus skylord character. “If there are tax-free temple shekels bullshitism faith seeds buckets to be filled, the people will come and the temple coffers shall overflow in abundance and blessings of fabulism, fraudsterism and fake miracles chicanery”. – Yahweh-Jehovah aka “The Lord”, “The One and Only Big Kahuna of Jerusalem”, “The Best Flood-Maker West of Mesopotamia”, “The Awesomest Cacodemon Genocide-Maker in the Milky Way”, “The Lyrical Master of All Demons and Their Demon’s Demons”, “The Best Hocus Pocus Maker Since The Ice Age”, and “The Blood Magic King of Zion” etc. (Strangely these various elite apostles-witches in their delusional pretend world magical thinking also believe Jesus was God (although in the gospels-novels fables he actually never says that and instead repeatedly says the complete opposite, and that’s only because they teleport Jesus backwards in time in the scrolls to make him exist later when he became the invisible magic-man that no one heard about or saw because he didn’t exist yet until much later when the writing apostle-witches started inventing him), ..but also even the new real Adam…but also God..however he was also actually Adam..he was God and Adam..and supposedly clearly Adam and God..???..but where’s Eve then? and will she be Yahweh’s wife or will she get yet another Adam who’s just “only” an Adam? (just an Adam, not an Adam who’s a son of god and god and an Adam who’s also god etc), or will she be the wife of the Jesus Adam?, who’s actually the real Adam, who’s actually Yahweh, but will the Virgin Mary be upset then that her son who is God is also Adam which would mean she actually gave birth to Adam and not to the son of god who’s actually god who’s actually the new Adam. Also, Jesus’ god is Yahweh anyway, not the Elohim (plural gods) who actually made the first Adam in the genesis fable book, which would have to mean the plural Elohim is Jesus who’s also Adam now and who also created Jesus who is actually Yahweh which is then actually him creating himself, i.e. – the Elohim who created Yahweh who created Jesus who is the Adam who is the Elohim that created Yahweh that created Jesus as the Adam etc, also will there be another talking snake and magical fruit also? But the Garden of Eden and talking snake was in ancient Mesopotamia anyway (modern day Iraq), which meant he was Iraqi and not even Jewish, which would mean god is Iraqi, which would mean Jesus is also. And besides, was God the first Adam too? and was it Yahweh or the plural Elohim? (or was it the Elohim who created Yahweh), and if the biblical God (either Elohim or Yahweh) had killed Jesus as he planned from the start then that’s the same as when the first Adam died and so both Adams died and were actually not immortal, and that would mean Yahweh was actually 2 Adams then? (well he made one of the Adams anyway but is just taking credit for 2 Adams when he shows up way later to Abe the travelling sorcerer guru in Mesopotamia and tells him to kill his son for love…ahhh killing for love Glo-Ry! Now that’s ol’ time religion folks), or actually why not even be the first correct Adam in the first place and then not even have to make another Adam and then kill yourself later anyway? Killing your own Adam which you made and is actually you seems like making a lot more pointless complicated work for yourself needlessly for no reason which is inefficient, that seems to make much more sense. But why not make the 2nd Adam be born to Abraham’s wife, or Moses’ wife or heck even Noah’s wife? that would have even been the ideal perfect time…after the flood and then presto!…a brand spanking new world and so a brand spanking new Adam too, problems solved. Also, why didn’t the biblical God (either the plural Elohim or Yahweh), or Jesus or even either of the Adams who were God supposedly…why didn’t any of them or maybe even all of them tell us from the start about this secret magical abstract multiverse? or at least not even make the talking snake who caused all these multiple Adams in the first place? What about the older Zoroastrian Adam? and the even oldest version Epic of Gilgamesh Adam? from which the later biblical Adam originates from so he’s the first original Adam, will there be a final Battle of Adams? sort of like a Battle Royal and the last Adam standing is the victorious real Adam? How many Adams does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Also, what if Darkseid or Thanos attempt to install their own Adam? or if the prophesied reptilian-aliens from the outer rim beam down to their underground hidden base in Antarctica as predicted by someone somewhere and then send forth their armies of multi-headed mutants on scorpion-tailed laser beam-breath horses and chariots commanded by their own Adam to attack Jerusalem, Babylon and the pyramids and then take over the world?). And that’s without even getting into the second Eve scenario which complicates things even much more, as in will she be the mother of yet future Adams also just like the first Eve was? Will there also be a second Noah then also and all those similar types? This pretend world magical thinking and weird mystical magical abstract cryptic theological construct ideas of these dubious apostles-witches and their mindless mind controlled minions is really boring, dumb, absurdly pointless, esoteric jimble jamble and just sounds made up and so deserving absolutely no faith shekels seeds.

And you’ll also notice, which is very strange as well as heretical and blasphemous against Jesus and his tribal Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling and their older superheroes, that all the televangelist and scamvangelist and their fellow loyal minions types never ever at any time wear the authentic real “Ugly Christmas Sweaters” around the holidays, but why not? Instead it’s usually the heathen heretical pagan European Hibernal Solstice themed symbologies and characters ugly sweaters (such as those heathen rabbits, elves, ducks and deers, bears, diabolical sleigh riders, snowmen and nefarious trees and snow flakes instead of rightfully having camels, scrolls, possessed lepers, lamps and bible characters, I’ve even seen some have abominational lobsters and pigs on them, heck as far as I know there’s not even any frikin snowmen in the Levant and deserts anyway for Cripe’s Pete’s sake!). That sure is weird…but then again as ugly and ridiculously nauseating as these real Ugly Christmas Sweaters are, I actually would like the telescamvangelists and their believers types to wear them, because that would be hilarious and a segue for so many awesome jokes, jokes guaranteed to liven up any boring dull office party or dinner table without a doubt.

But more perplexing and problematic, why the heck start adding a whole bunch of different contradictory information including changing, omitting, reworking things and reversing events, or more interesting to note why would the anonymously written Mark gospel-novel leave such supposedly basic fundamental important information out of his book in the first place? actually hugely important information that is the basis of the new religion (but instead he strangely mentions a youth fleeing naked during the arrest of Jesus in the garden (which no later “gospel” includes, what the heck was going on in the garden exactly?), because that’s more important to know probably than just resurrecting and floating in a brand spanking new zombie spacesuit body to the clouds like a balloon? No no no, don’t leave that part out anonymous author guy whatever you do don’t do that, the dying and rising floating to the clouds in a new spacesuit body might be interesting but the garden shenanigans are more important, that’s a detail the people need to know!…smh).

Because we don’t know and no one has ever known who or “exactly” when or where the anonymous gospels-fables were written (many scholars believe they are all 2nd century concoctions), and because the names were only slapped on and applied in the late 2nd century and included huge amounts of plagiarism from so-called “Mark”, then right from the start you unequivocally know you’re dealing with frauds.
**How to “feed the lie”…In a nutshell…**

**Anonymous Mark gospel-novel author: “I’m the gospel truth, and I have 5 different endings, although people only admit to 3 of them existing I’m still the gospel truth”…**

Anonymous Matthew gospel-novel author: “No, I’m the gospel truth! plus I have a genealogy to Abraham, exciting magi traveling shenanigans, a trip to Egypt, baby massacres, an appearing, disappearing and reappearing ufo-star, visions and dreams shenanigans oh my, coin in a fish mouth magic trick and even lotsa torah-zombies walking in the city seen by many”…

Anonymous Luke gospel-novel author: “No no! you’re both wrong I’m the secret news scoops gospel truth! plus I have a genealogy to Adam and the talking snake, a great big plot, an exciting adventure trip to Bethlehem, floating glowing singing aliens and amazed shepherds”…

Anonymous John gospel-novel author: “No no no!, To hell with you guys, all 3 of you are wrong and way, way off, I’ve got the real secret news scoops gospel truth I tell you! plus a new hocus pocus zombie Lazarus character, a water into wine magic trick just like Dionysus, a 3 year mission not a measly 1 year like you amateur bubs, and a whole lotta new mystical esoteric cryptic theological Gnosticism abstract conceptualizations galore, and even reversed years apart adventures and multiple endings…Woo-Hoo!”.

For instance Mark starts his story off after Jesus being given a bath by the camels fur wearing John the locust eater (and honey he supposedly scraped from tree bark crevices, being an obsessed deranged holy man prophet is awesome), his Jesus is peculiar and very secretive and even unable to perform miracles at certain times, Mark does not include any information about any miraculous virgin birth or nativity scene or a super genius ‘tween Jesus who disobeys his parents and wows the elders in the temple by reading, and there’s no insinuation or doctrine of any divine pre-existence either (strangely decades later the anonymous John gospel writer does a 180 degree turn and writes almost exclusively about and highlighting the pre-existent theology aspect), “Mark” doesn’t include an amazing walking on water scene or raising a dead Lazarus, in Mark he’s secretive always speaking in parables so much so that even his own disciples don’t understand what he’s talking about and the parables were meant only for them anyway and not anyone else (“Mark” also doesn’t go on to explain the secret meanings or the point of many of the parables), in “Mark” his disciples basically come across as bumbling, forgetful and obtuse lackeys most of the time and at the end of the story as fleeing cowards (and soon disappearing from even the NT historical record completely, just vanished poof). (e.g. – after the feeding of the 5,000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish “miracle” story, then just a few days later the disciples are confounded and bewildered about how in the world they were going to feed 4,000 people with 7 loaves and 2 fishes, they’re greatly perturbed and not sure what to do about the predicament…but it’s basically the exact same bloody ridiculous situation!, geez talk about short term memory and being obtuse as if just falling off a pumpkin wagon, they don’t even come across as real people but instead as clueless fake supporting actors behaving more like 12 stooges), unlike Matthew and Luke, Mark makes no attempt to amazingly trace Jesus’ ancestry back to King David, Abraham or Adam with a wowee genealogy such as the contradictory genealogies found in Luke and Matthew, in Mark he is simply just “a son of Mary” and Joseph is not even named, he’s just a man who gets hocus pocus powers only after the magical pigeon bath thing.

**“Master Rabbi, we got another great big but hungry crowd again and only 7 loaves and 2 fish this time, how the heck are we gonna feed them all this time?”**
Far from being an isolated instance, all throughout all 4 gospels-novels (and the acts chapters), the disciples characters repeatedly and continuously are portrayed as bumbling mistakes prone fools, and not even as actual real people but instead more like just fictional characters in a supporting role. During a whole year (or 3 years in the so-called John novel) they remain as incompetent, confused and not understanding what’s being said or done at the end as they are at the beginning of their adventures (sort of like never talking to their guru, asking questions, having informational conversions and explanation talks etc, they just only follow around in the background somewhere as uninformed as the people they come across, even other people in the novels act strange not like real people or equally as fools…in the 4 greatly contradictory empty tomb finale scenes the women already know there’s a huge stone in front of the entrance, but they decide to walk there anyway knowing they’re not strong enough to move it themselves and then only on the way they ask themselves “who will move the stone?”, geez talk about not much common sense foresight with these people. The answer though is plainly evident…the anonymous novel writer knew he was going to write in the stone as already moved and even include glowing aliens etc, so there was no need for the women characters to bring along more people to move the stone or to ask common sense questions at the beginning). Many scholars and historians, including the biblical scholar and former pastor Robert M. Price in one of the videos below explains it very plainly because it’s plain to see, they are intentionally written up as confused not understanding bumbling fumbling supporting character fools (sort of like soccer and football players as an example), because they always have to be wrong so that the Jesus character (who portrays a guru coach) can always be right and have to explain and correct them constantly…for the benefit of the reader, they are essentially literary devices made intentionally dumb so as to make the main character-superhero seem amazing. Dense bumbling lackeys and followers were even already a time-honored popular literary device motif used for many centuries, seen in the works of Homer and the OT repeatedly and being well known. Even analogous to the Israelites following Moses in the desert for 40 years in the Exodus fable…not understanding, unbelieving, forgetful, uncommitted, even being constantly punished and murderously smited for their bonehead actions, for their regular mistakes, for not following orders and for even just their grumbling and complainings, they just never get it. And yep, he was the rabbi leader of the very small apocalyptic mind control doomsday sect, a very by the book strict ethnocentric Jewish Rabbi character totally obsessed with apocalyptarian and Moses-based blood magic sorcery theologies.

That’s right folks! You’ve never heard a more fantastic story with more thrills, spills and chills!…Born of an all-powerful immortal god and an earthly mortal woman just like Hercules! Watch as multitudes of thousands follow and treat him like a famous travelling rock star all across Judea, Samaria and Galilee and even famous into Syria until hailed as the new king in Jerusalem! (he makes the Beatles seem like nobodies! and this 2,000 years before Elvis!). Watch and be stupefied as he heals the woman who was bleeding for 12 years and she then jumps for joy! Be amazed as he turns water into wine just like Dionysus! Be flabergasted as he walks on water and controls the lake sea storm just like Poseidon! Watch in amazement as he makes a zombie rise from the grave and heals people like Asclepius! Be astounded when he flies above the desert in a battle of wits with the Devil!…not just once but 3 times…and lives! (even Peter Pan would be hard-pressed to do the same!). Be shocked when he gets a new immortal spacesuit body and appears on the road like Romulus! Watch in astonishment as he’s able to read minds, mind control people, spits in a blind man’s eyes, destroys an unruly fig tree and makes a coin appear out of a fish mouth!…Impossible you say?! Hold onto your hats when he sends demons from a growling chained crazy werewolf man instead flying into a herd of swine saving the entire village! Order your tickets today!

Among many other problematic inconsistencies probably the most surprising is the ending of Mark, where the Jesus character basically is quickly sentenced by Pilate because of the Sanhedrin’s consensus and he doesn’t much complain or have any discussions or speeches at any trial, he soon dies fairly quickly after being abandoned, and in the original ending there are absolutely no post-resurrection appearances of any Jesus to anybody at anytime whatsoever and no words or promises spoken either (Waaa? No resurrection? you must be confused of course there was a resurrection that’s supposed to be the most important part of the whole book plot and the entire world history you imbecile, why would he leave out a resurrection and the teleporting and zombies if that’s the most important thing you lying heretic infidel storyteller”…but nope it’s actually not in there according to anonymous “Mark” so it probably wasn’t that important to know, not as important as that running naked guy because that there is some important information that the reader needs to know). How is it then that the later anonymously written “Luke” and “Matthew” novels (and “John” after them, the John scribe-author for his theological mind control propaganda even changes their 1 year missions into a 3 year mission and adding a new risen Lazarus zombie character and other things) reverse and change endings, events and other things and then add so much more events, information and contradictions after plagiarizing a huge chunk of text material from a guy writing in Greek who was NOT an eyewitness and who’s not even supposed to be in the loop? Good question again.

What does this even mean? (I’m gonna buy my ornaments and pointless bric-a-brac at garage sales or the dollar store thank you very much). It’s really strange how all these fabulist charlatans with their shekels faith seeds schemes are really just disseminating mainly primitive Bronze/Iron Age Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Zoroastrian and various Canaanite pagan religions abstract concepts, behaviorisms, ancient superstitions and deserts blood magic sorcery theologies of an invented tribal warrior deity, and all the while standing in front of heathen infidel European pagan Hibernal Solstice trees and decorations and probably even eating shellfish and pork abominations snacks and foods, see previous posts here and here for more about that.

The god’s rapture-food infomercial shekels prophet apostle-witch and savior of America Jim Bakker, is wowing many with apocalyptic rapture-food for an already 1,900 year old failed nonexistent rapture (and since payment for the buckets is called a “gift” or “donation” there’s no income tax for prophet Jimbo which amazed many and many were amazed Glo-Ry! #elationface).

Many people are not aware that during all the multi-headed and bodied winged anthropomorphic creatures, and rivers of flowing blood, and beasts and dragons out of the sea, and strange beings, winepresses of blood, lamps and trumpets and falling stars to earth, horses with lion heads breathing fire, smoke, sulfur and with tails of biting snakes, smoke from the abyss and scorpions (and the Euphrates river drying up also of course) and avoiding all the swords, the prophet Jimbo Bakker’s freeze-dried soups and meals buckets will ensure your tummy is full for the lord and new immortal zombie spacesuit body.

What does this macabre display even mean exactly? 241 servings? Staying Alive?, I have never in my entire life ever seen people singing and so excited and joyously clapping over 30-year shelf life pancakes, pinto beans and potato flakes? (I would actually like to see that at the grocery store for a more glorious rapture-food shopping experience, maybe around the frozen foods or vegetables section, I want more singing and clapping when I’m buying my carrots, breads and frozen perogies dammit!), but the Bee Gees were disco-demons anyway everyone knows that, this is all very problematic, absurd and contradictory….♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…

Just in case the reader may not believe me about the above statement, here’s unequivocal proof that the demonic satin-jacketed Bee Gees song is filled with satanic lyrics, one can clearly hear nefarious lyrics such as “Hey man I’m a Satan…I am one and you’re one….Haaaaiiiiiiilllll…ha ha ha ha ha I’m gonna get you!” (while even outrageously pointing towards Venus-Lucifer to summon forth the multi-headed Leviathan-Dragon from the abyss to smite the nations)…among other even worse disturbing demonic phrases I can’t mention here because of their graphic abominable evilness which would shock the internet world probably. It’s quite obvious and even a fool could see that Jim Bakker and his apostles-witches gang are in diabolical league with the Beezlebub Gees and that’s a fact people. (and combined with the already proven and known about dark underworld demonic lyrics hidden in many Abba songs from the time also (which coincidentally was at the exact same time that prophet-witch Jimbo was gaining popularity with his televised kabbalist shekels faith seeds witchery show, and “abba” means “father” in Hebrew…as in their “Father the Devil”? probably), then their tentacles of diabolical deceit are evidence of various infernal things, I might do a post about the topic down the road).

Which reminds me, of how the master’s loyal apostle-witches Paul and Jan Crouch back in 1983 shocked millions and even the world by exposing the real backwards messages songs of Led Zeppelin (exposed on their television entertainment happy shekels bible entertainment magic fun and gabbing comedy singing show, up till then millions of people were duped, brainwashed and mind control tricked by the lying diabolical pointy-eared caped one into erroneously only hearing what they wanted to hear when played forward instead of the ungodly truths when the records and tapes were deceptively with abominable intent listened to and played backwards as originally intended for the real true meanings, i.e. – the Jewish Boogieman, who actually originally was and is the Yahweh cacodemon anyway, is trying to turn into another talking snake to dupe people (again) into believing that the yahweh cacodemon is real and must be worshipped (which is just the Jewish Boogieman anyway and who only just does the will of his master Yahweh as will be shown later, aka as the Devil, Satan, Lucifer and by other names), and so the backwards ears messages parables are actually forwards ears evilness parables to those who listen to forwards ears messages or when played backwards but in reverse which is forwards, so the backwards messages must be played in reverse which is actually forwards even to those with backwards ears tape machine powers, so obviously reverse backwards becomes forwards to forwards ears which was planned all along in the first place, it’s all just so diabolical that backwards talking and duping snake with the magical backwards ears powers), basically unknowing regular people were being tricked by the nefarious one and his legions of infernal lying angels to listen with only their earthly ears instead of with their heavenly backwards ears and magical backwards holy ghost tape machine powers, the forwards jimble jamble deceptions were actually just diabolically hiding the coded backwards real meanings and messages as the real meaning parables to infuse the legions of sleeper cells demonoids to rise and take over the world to take over people’s minds, ruin crops, eat babies, sacrifice killing of billions of male chicken chicks and donuts, littering and cutting down trees to attain massive deforestation, sending poisonous chemicals into the water and air and food, to melt the polar ice caps, to decimate the oil and fossil fuels havens, to extinct many furry and feathered critters, to cause apocalyptic shortages of polyester suits, shirts and cakes and enforce worldwide tacos shortages etc for their nefarious “Master”, and thus many faith shekels seeds and wigs were miraculously healed also as an extra blessing.

Geez, it’s really miraculous and amazing how all these prophet-witches and apostle-witches keep skipping over and/or constantly forgetting to read the book of Deuteronomy 18 to their humanoids fans which is even in their very own holy book, which requires a death penalty for false prophecies and visions and fake conversations etc, i.e. – even making prophecies and predictions and visions/conversations in the name of their desert cacodemon god Yahweh-Jehovah and it not coming to happen as predicted, the penalty is clearly supposed to be death and there’s no ifs or buts about it, these lying soothsayer gurus and televangelists really need to learn how to read and follow their rules, either that or it’s really just darn dang actually miraculous to over and over again constantly forgetting that part, yep it’s plainly miraculous that’s for sure. And remember also, it’s just like god’s infomercial rapture-food prophet and apostle-witch Jimbo says, when you’re out there trying to avoid getting killed “by sword” and multi-headed creatures and things riding “chariots” for some reason, many millions of them (watch out for those swords and chariots people! and many, many millions of soldiers on horses too!), remember you have to dig a latrine first with the foldable shovel that can fit in your backpack, and only then you can enjoy the yummy rapture-food, it’s biblical or something people! #LATRINE.

**“IF YOU SAY SO, WELL OK THEN”.”**

Pssst! God’s Infomercial prophet apostle-witch Jimbo! Newsflash…the stories you’re making up were supposed to have happened over 1,900 years ago 100% guaranteed and the Paul character has already been there and done that and failed miserably (don’t you even read your own book?), a total snafu disaster, so you’re flogging a 1,900 year old dead horse and just really embarrassing yourself now…and others…hehehe (although I heard the Creamy Potato Soup Bucket is supposed to be good for cleaning bathroom grime, stove top degreasing, as a glue and hair conditioner also which is a plus and practically miraculous). Besides how typical with these types of pointless minions-humanoids, with all their dear precious brothers and sisters and children starving and having various diseases in the world but they’re much, much more concerned about living to be 120 years old in their bunker cave so as to be chosen to time warp teleport back to 1,900 years ago to float up to the clouds with Paul in their new genderless immortal zombie spacesuit bodies to rule the world from Jerusalem. (But I guess you sure don’t gosh dang darn diddly darn dang ding dong doodly darned want to meet a floating space alien in the clouds in your brand new immortal genderless zombie spacesuit body on an empty stomach. Mmmmm apocalyptic rapture-food there’s nothin’ better…creamy potato soup bucket and freeze-dried 30 day fiesta bucket enchiladas, yum!). Hey you lady enjoying the rapture-food!, did you dig your latrine first?!

If you were writing a personal eyewitness account about someone or something wouldn’t you write from the very start about the way it was and the way you saw it in your own personal words? Would you even write a biography and quotes used about someone living in a city from 1920 and then just plagiarize 50% to 95% of some other person’s written work who wasn’t even alive at the time or living there or even see or witness anything? (Plus televangelists like to insist that the anonymously written “Mark” text was written around 70 CE, however today and for quite some time we know that is very unlikely and is only the hypothetically earliest date possible after the Roman destruction of the temple during their Siege of Jerusalem, many scholars are actually of the opinion based on studying the text material fragments that “Mark” (the Mark version known today) was probably written circa 90-120 CE or most probably even later, and all the gospels probably as late as the 3rd century, circa 200 CE, because what they read like before that we don’t know because there’s no sources or fragments). Basically the only thing that can be gleaned from the text of the oldest first anonymously written “Mark” author story with any certainty is that the Jesus character was a man with human parents who was eventually sentenced to death with the Sanhedrin’s urging and then he soon died fairly quickly never being heard or seen again by anyone, with no later added text about walking through walls afterwards or zombifying floating to the clouds or a babbling in tongues party (hint-hint scamvangelists and your infernal verbal diarrhea) or any promised miracles and snake handling superpowers etc. Mark’s story simply ends with some scared women running from a tomb with some guy sitting inside and then saying nothing to anyone about anything and then close the curtains and put on the theatre lights basically, end of the movie folks and please remember to put your litter in the bin on the way out.

In a way the Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc gang really are like today’s unbiased researchers, biblical scholars and investigating mythicist academics and others who are finding, examining and exposing all the numerous contradictions, failed predictions and claims, historical inaccuracies, primitive pretend world cosmology errors, forged, censured and interpolated fraudulent text materials evidences, Bronze and Iron Age origins of the fables, abstract concepts, magical thinking and blood magic behaviorisms, examining the religious and cultural syncretism, diffusion and patterns of mutating cults and sects pretend world theologies in the shared geographically coterminous areas etc and much, much, much more (where even just asking any questions, disbelieving or even just doubting any textual or theological guru claims could have gotten them and anyone else killed for not believing not that long ago), and of course including as part of their examinations today’s known and proven real world evidences from scientists, archaeologists, paleontologists etc (right from the talking snake who duped the smartest god of the garden and the first original incestuous Adam’s family times to Joshua stopping the earth from rotating times to 2,000 demon-possessed swine times and all the way up to floating freshly made immortal spacesuit body torah-zombies to the clouds, multi-headed and bodied winged anthropomorphic creatures, beasts and dragons out of the sea and horses with lions heads and tails made of biting snakes times), which put the final nails in the coffin, or the pretend coffin or whatever. And of course easily proving that telescamvangelists and similar lying fabulist con artist charlatans really are just bullshitism shekels seeds actors pure and simple.

However, there’s even much more problematic issues regarding dates beyond what I mentioned above. Believe it or not even the Jesus mentioned in the Jewish Talmud has described Jesus as living around 75 BCE, one Talmud account tells that “Jesus the Nazarene” was stoned and hanged to death by the Jews on the Eve of Passover as well as that Jesus is being eternally punished by boiling in hot bubbling excrement (shit/dung) because he practiced sorcery and deceived and led Israel astray…

“I’ve got another load to dump on that bad evil rabbi Jesus the Nazarene mother! He was a rabbi sorcerer trying to lead Israel the chosen people astray with his sorcery tricks hocus pocus and his unchosen Goyim minions so it’s the eternal stinky poop pot for him”.

…(Well there you go it’s pretty plain to read and understand, he was a bad, bad, bad Jesus trying to lead astray Israel so now it’s the bubbling boiling shit pot punishment for him, he broke the laws of Moses after all which were given by the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling himself to his chosen people and so he rightfully suffered the consequences, and it’s written right there in the sacred text, it’s the bible god and his chosen people following the very laws and rules that their god required against those found guilty, he blasphemously and heretically stepped on Yahweh-Jehovah’s toes and hurt his feelings which are the most righteous holy all-knowing perfect and most powerful toes in the entire Levant including Mesopotamia and Egypt and so vengeance revenge must be inflicted on the heretic because he was found guilty by god’s very own laws, it’s the law written by someone and that’s just the way it is). It’s also interesting to note although not particularly correlated to this example, that the very name Israel actually and literally means “fighter against god” or “the one who fights/wrestles against god” (Yisrael) which is very interesting to say the least. Whether you believe any of the biblical stories or not, either way you have to admit that the Jesus character in the narratives was ultimately put to death because he broke the laws of Moses, which were laws given by god. There are accounts that have Jesus being crucified under Alexander Jannaeus (83 BCE), “Jesus the sorcerer” is noted for being executed by the Hasmonean government which lost legal authority in 63 BC, or in his 50s by Herod Agrippa I under the rule of Claudius Caesar (41–54 CE).

And many other facts that are interrelated with the topic which add much more problems, such as even the dates of the gospels-novels themselves and the amount of different gospels that were circulating (and for how long?) since the earliest period of the later mutating so-called “Christian” religion. It’s a fact that the vast majority of people don’t even know or put any thought into exactly who, when, where or why the various text came into existence or even which audience the text was actually written and meant for, when they read the OT and NT text (unless you’re an ancient Israelite in ancient Canaan battling the Nephilim it isn’t even meant for you anyway). For instance all NT papyri examined have numerous scholars who give a more accurate date of the late 4th century, not 1st century as many wish, claim and would like people to believe. The book of Acts is dated based on the Gospels and church tradition which didn’t even exist yet at such an early time period (prognosis: interpolations and inserted text chicanery). Paul material is dated based on Acts. The earliest access to any Pauline texts that church tradition “claims” is around 150 CE having been found by Marcion, however evidences show that all of the later gospels fragments are post Emperor Antoninous Pius and Luke is probably as late as Emperor Commodus at the turn of the 3rd century CE. However most people are not aware there were numerous Gnostic and mystery religion themed “Gospels” already in the 1st century which were all considered the earliest so-called “Christian gospels” (about 90 gospels at least and many more letters, codexes, scrolls, books and text material, many, many cults and sects and each one claiming to be the truth), these and later adapted ideas from previous Platonic, Gnostic and Jewish Hellenistic philosophy and other older mystery religions characters, powers and concepts, ala Philo, Cerinthus, Zalmoxis, Zoroaster, Dionysus, Orpheus, Prometheus, Mithras and many others, which mutated multiple times in various ways through the later centuries of editing, additions, removals and censurings (ala the good ol’ Eusebius’ fabrications and many others) only then eventually leading to what can be generally considered the 1st bible only in the 4th century (although different bibles were also to be found including different gospels and letters, the 4th century Codex Vaticanus and later Codex Sinaiticus were both written in Greek and both are missing numerous text paragraphs and phrases that are found in today’s bible versions (Why? ask Benny Hinn…which obviously means they were “inserted” later by anonymous translators and scribes, by whom and when exactly? good question).

Either dinosaurs existed or a talking snake and magical fruit existed, either the sun and moon existed before earth’s plants, trees and vegetation bloomed or afterwards, either the continent’s tectonic plates moved by continental drift over the last 200 million years as proven (about 1 inch per year just as still today) or they’re exactly where they’ve always been, either the Ice Ages and ancient civilizations existed or some crypto-esoteric mystical tribal sheepism-goatism blood magic phantasm genie existed, it’s one or the other as the real history of the planet because they can’t both be true (you can read A list of over 700 inconsistencies in the Bible for just some of those ridiculous, absurd, nonsensical and contradictory examples, but there’s many, many more though).

When the failed apocalyptic cult and sectarian blood magic guru leader Rabbi Jesus character, who in the anonymous Matthew gospel-novel supposedly even himself admits he came only for the lost sheep of Israel and not for the dogs (i.e. – Gentiles, Pagans, Goys, Non-Jews, because he is the son of David after all, the destroyer of all the world’s Goys and Gentiles), when he wasn’t going around doing magic tricks, curing fevers, bleedings, killing fig trees, performing weather magic and “miraculous” coin in a fish mouth tricks, snuggling with grown men associates at his bosm (which is a very questionable queer and odd behaviorism for a superhero character who supports slavery and eunichism), and making demon-possessed swine etc, he had to hide the dinosaur fossils so as to prove his genealogy goes directly back to Adam and the very beginning and origins of the planet and universe around 6,000 years ago, so then people and archaeologists these days finding them by logical deduction must be skeptical infidel gentile heretics intentionally disobeying the truths of god and his bible word which he wrote, which is blatant nefarious necromantical diabolicalism pure and simple and deserving the eternal hellfire and pitchforking and immortal burning worms. It’s also very strange and a fact that gets constantly overlooked in scholarly discussions and debates, that the purported Jesus character besides being completely absent in the historical record of the time and not even appearing in a any mention for a long time afterwards, he also left behind absolutely no written material either…absolutely nothing, not a book, scroll, pamphlet, manual or even a letter or even one word. The only explanation then is that he never even knew how to write and was most probably illiterate (but he could do a darn gosh dang fine coin in a fish mouth trick, make demon-possessed swine, curse trees to instantly die and appearing baskets of food magic tricks). Also, he didn’t even know what germs, pathogens, viruses and bacteria were but he sure knew his way around demons and burning immortal worms for some reason, yep he would have been a demons and immortal worms expert practically, and having a Doctorate in demons and immortal burning worms for sure (and that’s on top of doing weather magic, being a coin in a fish mouth and fig tree killing magic tricks), but it actually is really just another evidence of him being just another in a long list of primitive ignorant fictitious characters, i.e. – just yet another invented and written up absurd character going around doing lame magic tricks and failed predictions.

The Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus are the 2 oldest bibles dated to the circa mid-4th century, they also have books material that are different from each other, so today we have material they don’t have and they have material different from each other, and it’s material we don’t have in any version, on top of that today we have text material that neither of them had (and the same goes for many other texts from before that, many of which are vastly different, later deemed heretical by so-called “church fathers” gurus). Acts and the letters of the purported Paul character (and writers speaking/writing for already long dead Paul, aka pseudo-Paul and “Pauline” letters by scholars) are especially comprised of numerous contradictory “patchwork” letter fragments with much gnosticism and mystery religion beliefs and abstract esoteric concepts included, (even the character Paul is obviously a Gnostic according to many scholars because he never even speaks about an actual earthly life of any earthly physical Jesus character ever and he knows absolutely nothing about any earthly life, earthly birth, words or parables spoken, no disciples, miracles or any events that took place and he was even alive at the time…supposedly, he never even quotes any Jesus character not even once which is very strange (It would have come in handy if he would have reminded his audience “Remember when Jesus said this or did that thing….”, don’t you think so and wouldn’t that make sense and solidify his position to listeners/readers? Instead he obviously knows nothing about any earthly life of any Jesus character walking around and doing things on earth), Paul’s written letters instead revolve around a hazy blurry vague enigmatic “Christ” character in space somewhere who resurrected somewhere in the cosmos after being crucified by mutinous angels Archons somewhere in the nebulous ether layers of outer space (just like numerous other much older pagan religions superhero characters likewise resurrected themselves as saviors for their followers then giving eternal life to followers, because if you want lots of followers to be wowed your superhero simply has to resurrect from the dead basically, resurrecting saviors were popular fads already for centuries, it was a thing).

Also as already mentioned, “Mark” which is the first anonymous gospel-novel used as a basic template for the other later 2 anonymous “Matthew” and “Luke” novels, never included any after-death resurrection appearances, absolutely no appearances, conversations, hocus pocus and speeches to anybody at any time. And not only are those narratives missing in the oldest Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus, but they are also absent in the Alexandrian Bible, the Bezae Bible and an ancient Latin manuscript of Mark, code-named “K” by analysts. They are also lacking in the oldest Armenian version of the New Testament, in sixth-century manuscripts of the Ethiopic version and ninth-century Anglo-Saxon Bibles. However, only much later some 12th-century Mark gospels have the now-known resurrection verses written within asterisks-marks used by scribes to indicate spurious passages in a literary document. Which are irrefutable evidences of adding more fiction to an already fictional story only for personal agenda theological reasons and not because it happened.

To show just what sort of convoluted, mixed-up, contradictions-filled, dubious, tangled, complex and perplexing labyrinthian maze the early centuries of the new religion were and of their written materials, and in many cases gospels being vastly different from each other holding very different views and beliefs…As mentioned above the Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus are the 2 oldest bibles dated to the circa mid-4th century, they also have books material that are different from each other, so today we have material they don’t have and they have material different from each other, and it’s material we don’t have in any version, on top of that today we have text material that neither of them had. It is thought that there were as many as almost 100 or more different gospels circulating in the earliest centuries before any of the first bibles, Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus, were manufactured. It is such a bizarre incongruous problematic situation and endeavor that the further back you go to attempt to learn the original sources and beliefs of the religion and clarify any very basic fundamental foundational “original” beliefs, characters, events and premises from the earliest writings, that you instead actually know less and less and less and are instead confronted with a wall of mythomania confusion, and then enter a murky void and a wide churning sea of conflicting beliefs and then bombarded with many different stories, ideas and narratives swirling in a vortex of theological affiliations, groups, cults and sects (i.e. – the person may have hoped to find a kernel of unquestionable evidence and without a doubt proof about something being fact or at least a correct view about something, but then soon realizes they have instead opened a Pandora’s Box of stories, characters, events, hocus pocus, magical thinking, hyper-superstitious primitive behaviorisms, abstract concepts and theologies all going on simultaneously during the same early centuries). And you then also learn from the earliest writings and information that up to and even after the Council of Nicaea in 325 CE that the greatest enemies and threat of the now so-called “church fathers” and new state religion were not the Greeks, Romans or even any other Pagan peoples at all, but instead actually “Christians”, yep “other Christians”, Christians who followed the various other and oldest original written sources and stories. Basically the first 3 centuries of Christianity was an unknown mysterious forsaken abode of mythomanias and Christians at war with each other along with constant charges of heresy back and forth, there actually wasn’t even a specific authoritative legitimate defining of what the religion’s specific beliefs or sources were until forced to come up with some very basic premises at the 4th century Nicaean Council initiated by the emperor Constantine, as in come to a basic agreement about what the religion is about very soon or else, and then presto-magico a new religion for the empire is born, How’s that for bizarre labyrinthian, scandalous and outlandish peculiar? Before that Christianity was mostly a 3 centuries long free-for-all full of disputes, arguments, condemnations, back and forth heresy charges and with no actual “official beliefs”. And if that wasn’t bad and problematic enough, they are all pseudepigraphical or anonymous written gospel works, anonymously written just like the eventual gospels-novels that bibles have today. Just some of the gospels written during those early “pre-1st bible” centuries are…

Gospel of Anonymous (author unknown, name “Mark” applied later)
Gospel of Anonymous (author unknown, name “Matthew” applied later)
Gospel of Anonymous (author unknown, name “Luke” applied later)
Gospel of Anonymous (author unknown, name “John” applied later)
Gospel of Thomas
Gospel of Truth
Gospel of Nicodemus (also known as the “Acts of Pilate”)
Gospel of Barnabas
Gospel of Gamaliel
Holy Book of the Great Invisible Spirit
Life of John the Baptist
Infancy Gospels
Gospel of the Nativity of Mary
Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew
Infancy Gospel of Thomas
Infancy Gospel of James
Arabic Infancy Gospel
Syriac Gospel of the Boyhood of our Lord Jesus

The Nag Hammadi Library, among which the Gospel of Thomas & the Gospel of Truth were rediscovered

Gospel of Judas
Gospel of Peter
Gospel of Mary
Gospel of Philip
Dialogue of the Savior
Papyrus Egerton 2
Gospel of Eve
Fayyum Fragment
Gospel of Mani
Oxyrhynchus Gospels
Gospel of the Savior
Gospel of the Twelve
Reconstructed Gospels
Gospel of the Ebionites
Gospel of the Egyptians
Gospel of the Hebrews
Secret Gospel of Mark
Gospel of Matthias
Gospel of the Nazoraeans
Signs Gospel
Cross Gospel

Lost Gospels

Gospel of Bartholomew
Gospel of the Seventy
Gospel of the Four Heavenly Realms
Gospel of Perfection
Gospel of Marcion (believed by many scholars to be the 1st unedited original but later changed and named gospel of Luke)
Gospel of Basilides
Gospel of Andrew
Gospel of Apelles
Gospel of Cerinthus
Gospel of Bardesanes
Gospel of the Encratites
Gospel of the Gnostics
Gospel of Hesychius
Gospel of Lucius
Gospel of Longinus
Gospel of Manes
Gospel of Merinthus
Gospel of Scythianus
Gospel of Simonides
Gospel of Tatian
Gospel of Thaddaeus
Gospel of Valentinus
The Clementine Gospel

And since on the topic, here’s just another partial list of other apocryphal and apocalyptic books, many of which were even quoted from and believed by some so-called early “church fathers”, most of them also pseudepigraphical or anonymous, anonymous just like the gospels-novels in today’s bibles…

List of acts
The following list is not exhaustive.

Acts of Andrew
Acts of Andrew and Bartholomew
Acts of Barnabas
Acts of John
The Lost Chapter of the Acts of the Apostles
Acts of Mar Mari
Acts of the Martyrs
Martyrdom of Polycarp
Acts of the Scillitan Martyrs
Passion of Saint Perpetua, Saint Felicitas, and their Companions
Acta proconsularia Cypriani
Acta Maximiliani
Acta Alexandrinorum
Acts of Paul
Acts of Paul and The Twelve
Acts of Peter
Acts of Peter and Paul
Acts of Peter and the Twelve
Acts of Philip
Acts of Pilate
Acts of Thomas
Acts of Timothy

Apocryphal and apocalyptic literature
The following list is not exhaustive.

3 Enoch
History of Joseph the Carpenter
Epistle of Barnabas
The Shepherd of Hermes
Apocalypse of Abraham
Apocalypse of Adam
Apocalypse of Elijah
Apocalypse of Moses
Apocalypse of Sedrach
Apocalypse of Zephaniah
Apocalypse of Zerubbabel
Aramaic Apocalypse
Gabriel’s Revelation
Genesis Apocryphon
Greek Apocalypse of Baruch
Greek Apocalypse of Daniel
Greek Apocalypse of Ezra
Syriac Apocalypse of Baruch
Apocalypse of Golias
Apocalypse of Paul
Apocalypse of Peter
Apocalypse of Pseudo-Methodius
Ascension of Isaiah
Apocalypse of Samuel of Kalamoun
Apocalypse of Stephen
Apocalypse of Thomas
Gnostic Apocalypse of Peter
First Apocalypse of James
Second Apocalypse of James
Coptic Apocalypse of Paul

…the above list doesn’t even include all the various early so-called Christian Gnostic groups themselves who existed at the same earliest time and many of which we know about by name, and it’s also only a partial list of the gospels known about that fortunately weren’t completely wiped out and destroyed by the later censuring and editing so-called church fathers politburo committees along with their “state backing”, and you sure didn’t want to go against or complain about “state backing” that’s for sure because it could be very, very, very hazardous to your health (because if you don’t actually do something relevant and useful that actually contributes something to society, civilization, to actual real knowledge and progress (farming, fishing, making pottery and metalwork, textiles, stonecraft, cleaning latrines etc) or write books about poetry, music, art, philosophy, math or science books etc, but you’re instead pathologically fixated-obsessed and neurotically consumed from sunrise to sunset with these interwoven stories and ideas originating from the same ancient primitive deserts cults and societies and their national myths writings (including even going into isolation in remote areas so as to pray and burn candles even more for some reason, and even cases of living in caves for more solitude so as to write and chant even more, various monasteries galore that for the most part serve absolutely no purpose or make any difference in the real world), then you’re naturally going to see lots of gospels written and preachers fabulizing and fables preaching trying to get lots of converts, just like in the more ancient OT times where anonymous sects and gurus were dreaming up all sorts of invented theologies and regulations, abstract concepts ideas, failed predictions, midnight gematria calculations, fake cryptic visions claims and unfounded bogus histories, and even claiming demons were behind blindness, premature deaths, sicknesses, abnormalities and diseases, demons were even believed by ancient Israelites to be found in bodies of water which caused blindness after drinking from it and similar absurdities…however today people like Pat Robertson think demons are also found in clothes, so better be careful next time at the store shirts and pants racks I guess, magical thinking is just so exciting isn’t it?), many gospels of which differed greatly on numerous important points, some believing the Jesus character was just a man, others that he was a phantom and never a physical man, and not even mentioning anything about any crucifixion, death, resurrection, no final judgement or apocalypse etc, him being sentenced to death by different people at different times, or even him not being any sort of messiah type character for anyone at all and especially not for the entire planet, and many of them also claiming direct descent to the first original believers and oral truths long before today’s known, edited and mutated gospels-novels.

Basically, knowing these points and much more important information to follow, then searching and looking back into the earliest written “sources”, any and all sources anywhere, to find what the claimed earliest Jesus characters were all about or what the earliest claims and beliefs of the new religion acolytes actually were, what the so-called “real story” is, but then finding out that there actually is no real history and it’s instead just a vacuous void and vortex of beliefs, theologies, contradictions, absurdities, errors, primitive magical thinking hocus pocus, myths, ideas, pretend worlds and stories but with essentially still nothing there or any verified historicity facts as evidence in the “real world”, is then very analogous to searching and looking into the bottom of a well, or into a lake, pool or a even a simple common puddle. Because the Jesus character you were looking for just quite simply isn’t there, it’s just you and that’s it. But then at that point is when many people just invent their Jesus, create their own Jesus they wanted to find in the sources and were erroneously sure was there, so then the reflection in the well they instead turn into a Jesus character to fill the massive gap (so many Jesuses floating around and written about, dozens, and hundreds from the start, competing and at war with each other contradictory “Christ-Cults” for the earliest centuries, then to thousands and then even millions of Jesuses up to today, everybody makes their own reflection into a Jesus that agrees with what they agree with, a Jesus that will tell them which pizza joint to order from, help them win the game, get them that item on sale, heal their eczema in time for the shindig, exorcise their leprosy before the weekend ski trip, which lottery numbers to choose, giving secrets in their dreams etc), but truthfully that seen reflection actually isn’t any Jesus character at all, it’s really just you, you only found you and so you can decide what to have your Jesus say and believe then (Scamvangelists particularly enjoy and use this Jesus because they can easily pick and choose and invent whatever words or meanings they want to put into the mouth of their various skylords, what a great parlor trick). You’re just another Paul character seeing your Jesus in your dream vision just like him, just another this and that writing esoteric mystical guru character inventing whatever you want. You’ve invented yet another Jesus to throw onto the pile with all the other Jesuses, coincidentally just like all the earliest anonymous gospels-novels writers did in the earliest times listed above, they were all just writing about the Jesus they discovered living in the well in their mind but which is really just only them all along (but even the well or puddle they conjured in their mind wasn’t a real well or puddle either). Heck, even finding historicity evidence for the Matthew gospel’s risen roving bands of torah-zombies lurking around the city “seen by many” would be an astounding important discovery, because even just that would be proof for the existence of the very first zombie movie ever in recorded history, which gave rise to today’s popular zombie movies genre (and which would without a doubt entitle Jerusalem to erect official tourist signs on the roads such as “Welcome to the World’s First Official Zombieland” or “You Are Now Officially In Zombie Country” etc etc). Anyway, so next time just look down into the well or into that puddle after it rains (which represents that ancient Jesus-less void and simultaneous vortex of hyper-superstitious behaviorisms, twilight zone blood magic superheroes and contradictory abstract concepts magical thinking characters, groups, cults and sects) and then simply ask Jesus who’s right there where he’s always been, just wait and listen I’m sure you’ll get an answer, heck sometimes even the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon himself will show up to chat and tell you secrets and give you superpowers just like the Jesus in the well and puddle said.

Yep, very strange, enigmatic, contradictory, bizarre, multi-beliefs and multi-origins filled beliefs and origins indeed. An excerpt from jesusneverexisted.com explains more about the spinning and bubbling cults and sects vortex that was going on…

…”…There are many Christian bibles. Several hundred in fact (and this number excludes the thousand-plus foreign language editions). Every group that has ever claimed the title ‘Christian’, from gnostic sects of the second century, through countless ‘heresies’ of the Middle Ages, to Mormons of the twentieth century, has had recourse to its own version of the holy testament.

This fine tuning of God’s word, which began at the very inception of Christianity, continues even in our own day. Though this plethora of bibles share a common core, many contain material omitted by others, and vice versa. Even where the content is ostensibly the same, verses have been removed or added, words transposed, rearranged or rephrased. Evidently, God, as the ultimate ‘author’ is endlessly searching for that fine nuance, that pithy turn of phrase.

What is not apparent, when we pick up the holy book, is the extensive editing that has prepared that volume for public consumption, and this editing applies just as much to the central story and its main characters as to any subsequent tinkering – more so, in fact. In the first two centuries of the Christian era, when a ‘Bible’ as such did not exist and the proselytes of the new faith were scouring the Jewish scriptures for confirmation of their heresy, many scribes turned their hand to ‘gospel’ writing. These publications were severely ‘limited editions’, painstakingly written by hand. Often untitled and unsigned these texts passed from hand to hand, in time acquiring the authority and aura of an antique and blurring the distinction between fiction, history and scripture.

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“The evangelists were inventors – not historians.” – Porphyry, Against the Christians, c. 280 AD.

It was well into the 2nd century before a number of these ‘testimonies’ were collected together and bound into a single volume. From the mass of available material ecclesiastical editors selected what would and what would not be included in the Good Book. But of course different editors made different choices.

Search the Bible in vain for the gospels of Thomas, Matthaias or the ‘The Twelve’; for the Acts of Andrew or Acts of John; for the Epistle of Barnabas, the Didache; for the Shepherd of Hermas or the Apocalypse of Peter. Yet for the first two centuries of Christianity all of these were holy scripture, the revealed Word of God.

On the other hand rejected by the early church fathers were Paul’s letter to Philemon, the second and third letters of John, the second letter of Peter and the General Epistle of Jude, all part of the canon after Christianity became the state religion!

Clearly the Big Guy had had a major rethink. Roman bibles after the fourth century hedged their bets and included ‘doubtful’ and previously rejected material at the end as ‘Apocrypha’ (‘hidden’). Clearly this was God’s rough draft, not really meant for publication. Luther kept the apocrypha in his bible whereas Calvin and most other Protestant reformers excluded them.

To regard this wholesale editorial selection and censorship, and the rewriting which accompanied it, as a function purely of the human mind, influenced by considerations of ambition and wealth, power and politics, is, of course, to lose sight of the hand of god; the divine, beavering away in overdrive in central Europe and the eastern Mediterranean centuries ago!

In truth, if scripture were not to be regularly revised no one alive would understand a word of it. Through the centuries, vocabulary, word usage, syntax and grammar continuously change.

Deceptive Arrangement

For the most part, each of the two ‘testaments’ of the Bible is made up of chapters, grandly styled ‘books’, with each ‘book’ set out in groups of paragraphs, confusingly called ‘chapters.’ Some ‘books’ are very brief indeed. The book of Ruth, for example, is barely two pages, 2,578 words in fact. The longest, Jeremiah, at 42,659 words, would make a pamphlet of reasonable length. Authorship of the Old Testament was largely a 5th/6th century BC affair (with the ‘Chronicler’ not writing until the mid-fourth century); authorship of the New Testament primarily occurred in the 2nd century AD. With all the revisions and re-writes the effort involved a good many people. Arguably, some of them wrote inspiring words – but in no sense is that the same as the words being inspired by a deity. The total compendium, though impressive and at times entertaining, makes torturous reading.

The ‘books’ are arranged in a particular order, one that appears to be an unfolding story – from Jews to Jesus, from Jesus to Church, from birth of the Messiah to a vision of the Day of Judgement yet to come.

It appears to be chronological. It is not.

The order is largely reversed. Exodus was written before Genesis. ‘Prophesies’ written after events are reassigned to an earlier authorship in order to establish their veracity. An ancient and heroic ‘history’ reflects the contingencies of a much later time. The final book, the ‘Revelation of St. John’ is the earliest, not the latest, part of the New Testament, save for the correspondence of St Paul, which itself pre-dates all the gospels – and not one of the favoured gospels took on their present form before 150 AD.

Similar liberties have been taken within the individual books themselves, with later additions used to preface or addend the original work. Mark is earlier than Matthew, yet its ending has been extended by borrowings from the later work. The ‘Revelation of St. John’, in its original draft a composite of several Jewish apocalyptic dramas, was later Christianized by a preface of ‘letters to the churches of Asia’.

No more true is this process of time-reversal or ‘back projection’ than of the life and times of the Jesus character himself, who began his existence as a celestial superhero, acquired an earthly death; subsequently was given an adulthood; and completed his career with a spectacular nativity!

The Church, in the sense of organisation, authority, assets and membership preceded rather than followed the justifying doctrine. As the organisation and its needs changed so the ‘testament of god’ adapted accordingly. Shuffling the confused jigsaw of stories back into the chronology of authorship proves very revealing…”…

So, at this point let’s move on to the so-called witnesses that are claimed as proof about things, about all sorts of and contradictory things though apparently.

A chronological chart listing the most used “witness” evidences by Christian apologists, propagandists and scamvangelists, however something is not quite right here and seems very strange out of place. Does this then mean that I also can be a witness to Beethoven, Voltaire, Édouard Manet or Thomas Jefferson if nobody mentioned them or knew they existed while they were alive? Also just as intriguing and interesting, this means that there is equally just as much real verified historical record eyewitness evidence of Hercules, Perseus, Asclepius, Romulus, Thor and just about any comic book superhero living and performing various feats on earth as there is of the new rabbi Jesus character, except in this more preposterous example even anonymously “claiming” ultimate direct control of the eternal fate of every humanoid ever born or who ever will be born on the planet, so which one actually sounds the most like invented absurd hocus pocus theological-magical drivel? Image from David Fitzgerald’s very concise, easy to read and no-nonsense to the point “10 Beautiful Lies About Jesus“, which can be read for free at the pdf link.

Oh btw, as for the mentioned very obvious and proven interpolated and so being a fraudulent short paragraph inserted into the Josephus work in the 4th century, as seen listed in the chart seen above (thanks to the history inventing fraudster and lying censuring good ol’ Eusebius scoundrel to be discussed later), that claim is considered null and void by most unbiased serious biblical scholars, as well by most people with a sane functioning brain, so that only leaves Clement of Rome as a portrayed late 1st century so-called “eyewitness” or just “witness” to a resurrection of an earthly Jesus superhero (even though he wasn’t even born yet and wrote his letter about 70 years after an alleged Jesus character would have already been dead anyway), yet he’s also actually just more proof that a gospel-novel Jesus character actually never existed “in the real world” on this real planet as you’ll see. Why? Because the letter 1 Clement (it’s claimed to be written by Clement but the author never actually identifies himself in the letter, but whatever, the 2 Clement letter though is largely agreed by everyone that it is a later forgery without a doubt), the claimed amazing “eyewitness” evidence is that he wrote a letter to a small house community “church” in Corinth, strangely however, very, very strange actually, not once does the 1 Clement letter even mention any Jesus character at all to support his chastising argument premise, he literally doesn’t even mention anything about any Jesus as actually living as a real person in ancient Palestine doing miracles and saying and doing things or anything, he knows nothing about any miracles, no walking on water, no Lazarus -zombie trick, no food multiplication trick or any of those things, or about any magical birth or resurrecting on earth either, incredibly he doesn’t even use 1 quote from anything that any Jesus purportedly would have said or claimed to have said or done (he knows nothing from any fables-gospels probably because they weren’t invented and written up yet, just like Paul before him). The letter’s main focus and purpose is actually instead to reprimand and “correct” a small Corinth church house congregation because the “flock” deposed their local “elders”, their local “presbyters” and “bishops”, and they then installed their own leadership that they regarded as more fitting (It’s never explained in the letter the exact reasons they were booted out and replaced but whatever, although it could be because many of the earliest Christian groups and sects believed their Jesus skylord was never born on or existed on earth but was instead a celestial phantom in one of the layers of the cosmos heavens, and that that’s where he was killed and crucified just like previous Paul believed and wrote). And so Clement is writing to them to immediately put the elders back in their leadership positions and for the congregation to repent, and importantly also to stop asking questions or questioning things, to stop disagreeing and to stop thinking, essentially to just obey their elders and shut up basically. And as for proofs that they should do that, he incredibly doesn’t mention any of Jesus’ words, actions or events as his claim to authority but instead repeatedly only goes quote mining from the Old Testament as his claim to authority. Yep, that’s some really great Jesus eyewitness evidence…chastise members of some small Corinth house congregation to install back presbyter-bishop-elders they deposed and then use only a bunch of vague obscure cherry picked out of context Old Testament quotes excerpts to back up your position and proofs of a Jesus superhero existence (Mystical cryptic hocus pocus secret esoteric fabricating much?). Even today, nobody is denying that there were various “Christ-Cult” groups at that time, even I admit that, a few small scattered groups and house communities with various different and even competing theological ideas and beliefs among them, because we know they existed and we have some of their writings as well as writings from pagan authors of the time who refuted their nonsensical ideas and contradictions in debates, but that doesn’t mean that what they believed or the characters or hocus pocus that they believed to be real actually were real, otherwise any religion, cult, sect and wacko religion group or guru can do the same using the same proofs, which many do and have done (e.g. – “Oh we believe that such and such and this and that and the other thing and because we believe it then it’s therefore true because we believe it”, aka circular reasoning). But it gets even better with this 1 Clement letter so-called eyewitness proof of a historical Jesus, way, way, way better (way much worse actually), because one of the other proofs the letter author uses to support his authority and his view that the Jesus resurrection and resurrection of Christians is real, (besides using just only OT quotes that is, because just like the Paul before him he’s just “using the OT old myths and fables to invent the new myths and fables“), is when he gives the rising Phoenix example as another undeniable evidence in chapter 25 “…

Yep, well before the appearance of European pagan traditions of bunnies, eggs, bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin, shrimp and seafood platters, cinnamon rolls, keksi and cakes etc, the magical “Rising Phoenix” was the earliest recorded “real world evidence” of a Jesus character resurrection, so obviously it should be another Easter symbol too probably.

…Ah yes of course, that good ol’ magical “Rising Phoenix” from the ashes proof of a resurrection, of course who could deny that known fact of the real world? Waaa?…Yep, the author of 1 Clement quite literally believed and wrote in the same letter that…in Arabia there is a 500 year old phoenix bird and that when it dies its decayed flesh produced a worm that grew wings, and that the flying worm carried the bones of the phoenix to Heliopolis in Egypt and deposited them on the altar of the sun in the sight of everyone and even verified by the priests, it would then fly back home to its nest in Arabia and that it resurrected like this every 500 years even to this day. This resurrecting phoenix bird then is Clement’s undeniable proof even from nature that the resurrections are real and really-real, the rising phoenix bird is his factual evidence of resurrections (I’m pretty sure this guy was heavy into Paul’s same mystical esoteric crypto-kabbalistic and new concocted merkabah mysticism writings and his wacky OT spurious claims and from the sounds of it he was probably eating the same mushrooms too, what a sectarian lying fabricating and buffoon charlatan, he probably went to the same school as Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn, John Hagee and Jim Bakker et al). Also, it’s yet another example of the actual modus operandi used by the earliest writers, and for centuries later, to prove the historicity of their Jesus character, by constantly only going back to OT texts then cherry picking, taking words and meanings out of context and then mutating/inventing new esoteric cryptic meanings using personal mental gymnastics to present as some kind of evidence (When you have to constantly use cherry picked OT excerpts and give them unsubstantiated new meanings, just as Paul did before him, to prove your magical Jesus superhero character earthly existence and nothing else at all is available as evidence, then you basically have very serious problems to say the least). There are even zero contemporaneous witness reports or mentions of the roving lurking bands of hungry torah-zombies walking around Jerusalem either, and they didn’t even perform any miracles, cause disturbances or do amazing fish and coin tricks. (And so for this reason any later invented and argued over “creeds” and “we believe that…” and “it is said…” or “tradition tells us that…” statements likewise are null and void and don’t prove or “witness” anything either, that’s “Witnessing Basics Fundamentals 101”). So the early witnesses claim rigmarole is clearly fraudulent pretend world fantasy and just smoke and mirrors for the masses. The purported Clement is also regarded as a tremendously important early Christian leader figure and early founder of Christianity btw, with the torturously boring esoteric fantasy 1 Clement letter being ranked among the very earliest Christian writings ever right after Paul. Yep, Really great eyewitness proof supposedly that you can believe is real without a doubt, oh and just shut up and don’t ask any questions or be a disobeying inquiring and thinking minion or you’ll never get to resurrect just like the magical rising phoenix bird. As if.

Depiction of the Jesus character performing what is probably his most well known and most popular miracle of turning water into wine, and it’s also even the “very 1st Jesus miracle ever” performed by the Jesus character as described in the so-called John gospel-novel and taking place at Cana…ummm…oh wait, this is actually a statue of Dionysus who was known to have done magical water into wine miracles since at least 1300 BCE…nevermind..move along, disregard that information, nothing to see here move along people (but don’t forget to throw in your 2 shekels in the bucket first or donate on your shekels card of course).

And if the above information and the various lists of the “non-eyewitnesses witnesses” wasn’t hugely problematic enough, it’s also important to take into consideration the topic of the earliest so-called and claimed “church fathers” topic which is largely problems filled again. Because many people and “believers” are under the misconception and wrongly think that the various claimed “church fathers” were all on the same page believing the same beliefs, theologies, ideas and views and that they were all part of one singular linear correct all-agreeing religion doctrines and beliefs, but that’s not the truth at all and it’s actually quite the opposite. The fact is that the Christian church “Early Fathers” were mostly heretics!

The term “church fathers” is a misnomer that was only invented centuries later and is especially fed to the gullible today, a more apropos accurate description would be something more like “apocalyptic-christ-cult-blood magic gurus” [working for the repeatedly failed old testament wrathful, vengeful, jealous, merciless, hyper-ethnocentric, infanticidal, pestilential, bloodhungry yahweh-jehovah desert cacodemon deity and his loyal minion’s predictions to save him, and the newly invented son of the desert cacodemon also, from his very own lying blasphemies and errors which he wrote and predicted wrongly]. These men were not “fathers” of the vague illusionary and enigmatic early church or of any church or hold any sort of authority whatsoever, they were merely early “local church” leaders from various places who left a record only of “their own personal views” and “their own theological ideas”, in most cases different faith and theology views from others and always mutating and changing as man-made religions always do. They were regularly spending more time writing against other “Christians” who did not think as they did than against the Gentile and Pagan religions worldviews, views of one “church father” was usually at odds and in conflict with the views and beliefs of another so-called “church father” and their flock, so Christianity basically has lots of spurious, contradictory and dubious inventing bickering arguing fathers.

All of the so-called “church fathers” from the crucially important late 1st to 5th century were infected with heretical doctrines and even accused of teaching false gospels and heretical ideas by their sectarian comrades, and most of them were even seriously infected (if they were born a few centuries later they would have surely been burned at the stake as heretics or witches for holding the same views). Of the later “fathers”- Clement, Origen, Cyril, Jerome, Ambrose, Eusebius, Tertullian, Papias, Augustine, Theodore, and John Chrysostom to name just a few, in their lives and teachings is found the seeds planted of mutating new theological ideas that only arose much later to become doctrinally accepted, approved and then enforced on the masses (of course only after many more disputes, councils, votes, heresy accusations etc, even up to today), from them in germ form also appear the new dogmas of purgatory, transubstantiation, priestly mediation, baptismal regeneration, and the sacramental system and much more, along with the newly invented doctrinal ideas of virgin births, trinity, heaven, hell, purgatory, original sin, literal Adam and Eve garden story and entire later genesis narrative (although again some thought it was all allegory), infant baptism, widows not being able to remarry and much more, all of them being just new and mutating personal ideas from their own time and personal political/geographic happenstance, just like the Old Testament writers and their phony patriarchs, superheroes characters and hocus pocus rules and guidelines. Justin Martyr and Clement of Alexandria helped develop the new idea of a “middle state” after death that was neither heaven nor hell, today known as purgatory. Most of the “church fathers” were even mixing hellenistic and pagan mysticism into their christianity theology concoctions (again not surprising because the entire religion was founded on borrowing and adapting foreign pagan religions ideas, stories, views and beliefs). Most of the so-called “church fathers” were believers of what are today called heretical movements, and they even regularly quoted from spurious heretical writings and apocryphal books that today are categorized as heretical gospels and books, gospels and written materials which were later burned, and some of them disagreed with and hated the Pauline letters as being blatantly mystical gnostic, but then again some of them liked them very much. But that’s how man-made concocted religions are made so it’s not surprising at all, instead it’s just as expected in a new religion trying to invent and legitimize itself, i.e. – a long linear line of mutating, inventing, editing, censuring, reinterpreting, changing views and doctrines and just “feeding the lie” through the centuries and then even branching off to new mutations and sects, because when there’s no actual primary official clear and concise doctrines and rules laid down from the start by the specific founder and/or earliest founders (who were all invisible and unknown about in the real world and real world historical record) and there instead being numerous contradictory and problematic ones, then that’s what you have to do to keep the failed apocalyptic sect going, you just wing it and make stuff up basically. Yesterday’s heretics are today’s so-called “church fathers” and yesterday’s inventing writing gurus are “non-eyewitnesses witnesses”.

As just a few examples, the very important “church father” Tertullian was an unapologetic fervent Montanist who believed that only Montanists had the right to “bind and unbind”, i.e. – basically make up their own rules and their own personal holy spirit “revelations” to predict-prophesy (but which today is a fundamental part of Pentecostalism, Charismatic Movement, Evangelicals, a plethora of scamvangelists/soothsaying fundamentals, predicting apostle-witch gurus and of course Jehovah’s Witnesses, even Evangelical apostle-witch charlatan supremo John Hagee, who’s the most popular zion-temple zealot cultist in all of Texas, he would have nothing to talk about and point at without Tertullian’s Montanism holy hocus pocus blessings), just one among a wide range of strange personal ideas was his declaration that the lust of a man for his own wife was the same as lusting after another woman and so that people should not get married but instead just wholly worship the “Christ-Man” constantly (ala the apocalyptic kabbalist-mysticist Paul, and which is also just one short fanatical step from the Jesus character’s very own recommendation for people to gouge their own eyes out instead), Tertullian was even so fixated on the topic of remaining virgin that he “exalted” the monastic systems of unmarried monks and nuns and monasteries, Tertuallian was very worried about dropping “Christ-body bread crumbs” on the ground, Tertullian also believed that the Paul writer was “the apostle of the heretics” because of his clearly obvious gnostic secret mystical-kabbalistic ideas and esoteric knowledge musings….Justin Martyr eventually accepted Christianity later in life but he still held on to some of his pagan philosophies and mostly interpreted the scriptures allegorically and mystically, it is in Justin Martyr’s writings that we first find the heresy of Replacement Theology (again very important to the above mentioned fundamentals and Jehovah’s Witnesses), he was also the brainchild of later purgatory ideas….”church father” Jerome believed in the veneration of so-called “holy relics” and “bones of dead Christians” (who decided what was a holy relic or actual proven bone of a proven known or unknown specific person was not explained, or how exactly they are proven to be something worthy of veneration or what the veneration does exactly and why or if it does anything at all or whether they are just bones of someone somewhere), Jerome promoted monasticism and asceticism because he believed virginity made people more holy, but at the same time Jerome also justified the death penalty for heretics which in a few centuries was put into official practice (so much for all that loving your brother and turning the other cheek bullshit), Jerome in his writings heaped vast amounts of abuse upon anyone not agreeing with his ideas or on anyone who pointed out any contradictions in scripture by calling them dogs, maniacs, monsters, asses, stupid fools, two-legged asses, gluttons, servants of the devil, madmen, “useless vessels which should be shivered by the iron rod of apostolic authority”, fetid mouth, fraught with a putrid stench, against the relics and ashes of the martyrs etc and so on and many other great writings….”church father” Clement of Alexandria denied the Deity of the Jesus and his atonement altogether, by saying instead that it was “The Logos of God became man so that you may learn from man how man may become God” (a big no-no implying Jesus was just a temporary created man and that man may become God) and he also wrote many other heretical mysticism ideas….important “church father” Origen is guilty of numerous today considered gross heresies, Origen disbelieved in the full inspiration and infallibility of the scriptures by instead holding that inspired men “discovered” and stated many things obscurely, esoterically and secretly (another big no-no, he’s another gnostic basically and kabbalist-mysticist like Paul again), he did not support the trinity doctrine or belief in a literal eternal hellfire (so he definitely would never have his own scamvangelist preaching shekels show or books and DVDs “offerings” these days that’s for sure), Origen had a “zeal” for celibacy over marriage for people which he regarded as being superior holiness, Origen also completely rejected the literal history of the Creation story and the chapters in the book of Genesis and was particularly disbelieving of Satan taking the Jesus flying up to a high mountain and offering him the kingdoms of the world, Origen held views alternating between Sabellianism and Arianism (just like Eusebius after him and some others), Origen regularly quoted from and believed the apocryphal writings “Shepherd of Hermas” and the “Epistle of Barnabas” were rightfully part of revealed canon scripture, however not long afterwards they were declared as heretical works and put on the growing long “books to be burned” list. Origen also denied physical resurrections but believed that men’s souls are preexistent and that stars and planets possibly have souls, and many more heretical beliefs and views.

So it seems this is how the biblical god speaks to people…by having a bunch of people believing different books, traditions, hocus pocus legends and written sources and disagreeing about doctrines and theologies and then later some people having councils and votes to decide which books are acceptable and not acceptable as ‘official” to decide what their god is saying. It should be noted also that many early church fathers and important Christian writers and figures believed that the “book of revelation” had absolutely no business being included as part of canon scripture because it was deemed as just personal disordered esoteric mystical musings of no value (it was also not included in the 1st known bible from the 4th century the Codex Vaticanus), but then later some guys had councils and voted and decided it was official canon scripture material anyway for some reason, and there you go…the biblical god has officially spoken the truths thus sayeth the votes by some holy-homoeroticism fixated gurus wearing stupid looking dresses and funny hats. Yep, what a load of even more contradictory absurd nonsense on top of other earlier nonsense.

If you think about it and especially after actually looking into what each early writing guru individually believed, wrote and the ideas and doctrines they supported, then the term “church fathers” is plainly an outright fraudulent deception term and just smoke and mirrors lying to the gullible masses. i.e. – Only centuries after they lived, someone or some small group of people decided that they’ll cherry pick an idea here and there that they believed and use it, but the rest of their beliefs that are heretical and so-called false teachings, well those we sure as heck don’t want and can’t use, and then at the end of the day they decide…”Oh btw, they’re a “church father” now, yeah we know they taught, wrote and supported doctrines and views that are heretical and they used heretical books and false gospels but we’ll just sweep those under the rug and not talk about or mention them, instead maybe we’ll even name some buildings after them and even give them a special day”. Heck, then using this modus operandi you might as well then make Noah, Moses, Joshua and Ezekiel as “church fathers”, sure why not?…”Yes my unthinking loyal gaslit flock, the floating love boat ark was in fact the church that carried the glorious gospel truth and spread it to the world, so Noah was without a doubt a “church father” also my flock. Yep, the term and presented claim of them being “church fathers” is absolutely ridiculous and shown to be invented fictitious charlatanism. (see also jesusneverexisted.com/yahwehbrutalhungrygodlingofwar).

Anyway, back to our favorite pharisee and mystical hallucinations dreamer, back to the torturously boring and nauseatingly delusional pretend worlds mystical crypto-esoteric obsessed lying Paul writer who never even knew about any Jesus ever existing on Earth (see “200 times Paul never even knew that any Jesus character ever lived on Earth“), and his immortal torah-zombies, imaginary personal space-time universes, new genderless floating spacesuit bodies and end of the world doomsday happening in his lifetime as guaranteed by his celestial yom kippur goat skylord in outer space which he discovered in his brains…

“FOR OUR GOD IS A CONSUMING FIRE” – PAUL THE TRAVELING KABBALIST APOCALYPTIC GURU (Zoroastrian much?) WITH THE HEAVENLY INSPIRED ESOTERIC BS NEWS SCOOPS IN HIS BRAINS; HEBREWS 12:29

“FOR THE WEAPONS OF OUR WARFARE ARE CASTING DOWN IMAGINATIONS…AND “WE ARE TAKING ALL MINDS PRISONER BRINGING INTO CAPTIVITY EVERY THOUGHT” TO THE OBEDIENCE OF CHRIST” – Paul plainly explaining (delusional obsessed mind control much?) that the modus operandi of his new apocalyptic death cult and their obscure esoteric sectarian propaganda proliferation is to use mind control because followers must never ever individually think, reason or use their own minds to learn about and deal with real facts and things in the real world in the real cosmos…because they instead at all times must only think about and obey Paul’s outer space skylord that he discovered living in an outer space skycastle floating around in his brains; 2 CORINTHIANS 10:4-5

“FOR THE LORD HIMSELF WILL “COME DOWN” FROM HEAVEN, WITH A LOUD COMMAND, WITH THE VOICE OF THE ARCHANGEL AND WITH THE TRUMPET CALL OF GOD, AND THE DEAD IN CHRIST WILL RISE FIRST, AFTER THAT “WE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE” AND ARE LEFT WILL BE CAUGHT UP TOGETHER WITH THEM IN THE CLOUDS TO MEET THE LORD IN THE AIR” – A totally failed series of events and guaranteed claims by the Paul writer who is claiming to have given secret information from his personal celestial skylord in his mind, so Paul is unequivocally proven to be a liar, pretend world fabulist and just another obsessed magical thinking abstract concepts esoteric crypto-kabbalistic mysticist and charlatan-guru fraud character writing personally invented lies for only his personal agendas (mic drop, ’nuff said), he never attained an immortal spacesuit body during his lifetime to float up with others and then meet other floating risen immortal torah-zombies who then all together homoerotically marry his skylord in the clouds. None of these things happened. It never happened as claimed and promised and so Paul and his fantasy ideas and his skylord in his brains are an absurd ridiculous shitshow fiasco, blatant fairy tale fiction and just pure lying; 1 THESSALONIANS 4:15-18

“I AM SPEAKING AS AN INSANE PERSON” – PAUL TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF; 2 CORINTHIANS 11:23 (now there’s finally something we both agree on)

THE PURPORTED PAUL GURU; THE APOCALYPTIC OBSESSED ESOTERIC MYSTICAL CONFUSED-CONTRADICTORY ABSTRACT CONCEPTS KABBALISTIC DREAMSCAPES CRYPTO-GNOSTIC MERKABAH MYSTICISM LYING PHARISEE SPIRITUALIST & ORIGINAL FOUNDER OF THE NEW PAULIANITY YESHUAISM CULT, AKA THE MUCH LATER MULTIPLE TIMES MUTATED CHRISTIANITIES SECTS & YESHUAISM GOYS CULTS GROUPS.

PAUL, THE ACTUAL FIRST ORIGINAL WRITING FOUNDER OF CHRISTIANITY, (WELL ONE OF THEM ANYWAY), NOT ONLY DID HE NOT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY EARTHLY JESUS CHARACTER EVER BEING BORN, LIVING OR DOING THINGS ON EARTH, HE ALSO CONTRADICTS, CORRECTS AND SPEAKS WITH MORE AUTHORITY THAN THE LATER JESUSES TOO (and with even more authority than even the biblical yahweh-jehovah cacodemon godling, aka “PAULIANITY“) BECAUSE “THOSE 4 JESUSES” (and the many other gospels-fables writings jesuses) WEREN’T INVENTED AND WRITTEN UP YET IN THE 4 ANONYMOUS CONTRADICTORY BIBLICAL GOSPELS-NOVELS.

THE NEW ON THE SCENE MAGICAL THINKING NEUROTIC PAUL CHARACTER AS LEAD GURU OF A NEW APOCALYPTIC DOOMSDAY YOM KIPPUR SPACEGOAT SKYLORD CULT, SEEN UNHINGED ABOVE AFTER GETTING ANOTHER SECRET ABSTRACT CRYPTIC ESOTERIC MESSAGE AND HOLY MYSTICAL METAPHYSICAL SELF-HYPNOSIS NEWS SCOOP VISION IN HIS BRAINS ABOUT OUTER SPACE PHANTASM PRINCES AND BATTLES AND THE END OF THE WORLD HAPPENING DURING HIS LIFETIME WITH FLOATING FRESH SPACESUIT BODY TORAH-ZOMBIES GALORE AND THEN TOPPED OFF WITH AN ETERNAL YAHWEH-JEHOVAH CACODEMON THEOCRATIC GLOBAL COMMIE-MARXIST TEMPLE-STATE DICTATORSHIP, HE IS A NEW OUT OF NOWHERE OBSESSED CELESTIAL JESUS JUNKIE WHO KNOWS THE FUTURE AND ETERNITY.
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The strange and very odd thing about the presented “Paul” character according to the fables narrative of the “purported” Paul letters (and even putting aside for a moment the fact that numerous and probably most biblical scholars agree that at least half of them are faked pseudographical works by other later writers pretending to be him, aka “Pauline letters”), is that the Paul character actually spent more of his time complaining about, debating with and even getting into fights with other so-called “Christians” than against any Pagans or Romans (i.e. – people who were even so-called “Christians” before he was (but even that was a loose ill-defined term not even explaining what it is exactly that they believed or who their “Christ” even was, because “Christ” is a title not a name, a very commonly used title actually and simply meaning “Anointed One” and the Hebrew “Messiah” meaning the same and it was even a title used by and ascribed to quite a number of holy hero/rebel/king type Jewish individuals for centuries and very commonly applied to Jewish priests in the OT texts who were likewise deemed “Anointed Ones”, being “a Christ-Anointed One-Messiah” was already popular and a thing for centuries and really nothing new because Moses, Joshua, David and a bunch of others were already previous “Christs”), and according to the text they even already had their own small cultic centers/churches, which was usually just a room somewhere or even just a gathering somewhere), and that besides not knowing anything about any physical Jesus character actually being born, having a family, living and travelling and hocus pocus adventuring on earth (because the so-called “Gospels” and “Acts” were written decades and even up to over a century later), he strangely also believed and was adamant and absolutely sure that he was going to float to the clouds and into outer space any day or any hour and be given a new immortal genderless spacesuit body and a fresh brand spanking new fancy robe, and then meet other risen zombies who also are given new genderless spacesuit bodies and new robes and then all together listen to a trumpet concert floating around the clouds with his imaginary celestial outer space-Jesus character (aka the 3rd coming to some) being all immortal and stuff, as well as afterwards co-ruling as priests a worldwide commie-utopianist marxist personality-identity-reality destroying global theocratic government temple-state…forever, and even with Jerusalem as the capital city of the entire planet for some weird lame pointless but “theologically important” reason, but it’s still lame, weird and pointlessly absurd anyway. Another point which clearly and unequivocally shows and proves the Paul character was an absolute blithering idiot and a mentally ill deranged and delusional obsessed psychopath (a diseased mind basically), is that he was was preaching for people to not even bother getting married. That’s right!…he was so positive sure from his given visions informations that his apocalyptic end of the world was happening in his lifetime and was maybe just days or hours away, that he preached it was pointless for people to even get married or to even think about marriage or having kids!…because there was so little time left. Even just that one singular particular point is more than enough to bury his religious lunatic rantings to the horse manure pile permanently, because that’s a humongous massive self-inflicted death punch fail. The main point being though is that his purportedly presented deranged abnormal preaching and scribbling, his obsessive delusional psychopathic disorder filth ramblings, his esoteric mystical personal apocalyptic blood magic beliefs, his pathological obsessive self-hypnosis imaginary “Pretend World” of nonexistent characters, events, places and universes and abstract concepts theologizing in the “purported” letters/epistles turned out to be a total snafu fail and didn’t happen as he claimed it would, it even turned out to be the opposite just like many other previous OT predictions and hopes, just one of many Jewish sectarian apocalyptic cult gurus that existed at the time and before him, the best way to describe it colloquially in the vernacular is basically just a series of solitary written long torturously boring pretend world contradictory esoteric magical thinking mystical cryptic exposition brain farts, that’s the truth of it (see also “200 times Paul didn’t know Jesus ever existed on Earth“). In a way he was the first proselytizing William Miller and the Great Disappointment and even the first original Charles Taze Russel and Jehovah’s Witness’ and their later wacko theologies and various disappointments too, I discuss them at my first post here).

Oh, and let’s not forget another “proof” by the Paul character for the existence of his “Christ-Man” and explained in his letters (and supposedly parroted even still today by people who don’t even know what they believe or are supposed to believe it or why, especially used as a modus operandi by scamvangelists)…and that proof is that according to Paul…believers are all “Brothers of Christ”…but also believers make up “The Church”…but also on top of that the church IS the “Body of Christ”…and not only that because “The Church” is the “Bride of Christ” (got that?)…which when everything claimed is factored in makes it a macabre creepy mega-esoteric delusional pretend world abstract twisted vortex where…Jesus is incestuously married to his brothers…who are his bride…and who also make his body up…but then also he’s actually marrying himself…which isn’t really him but is his church which are his brothers which is his actual body which actually is him after all, so basically he’s composed of and is married to his brothers which is his body which is the church and his bride which is him (sort of like the rabbit pulling himself out of the hat which wasn’t really even there to begin with, or sort of like the Bride of Frankenstein except it’s where the bride actually is Frankenstein himself all along, which largely also explains why Paul’s letters were originally discovered and proliferated by Marcion and how Paul was even so highly esteemed that he was considered by the Marcionites as the one and only primary really-real true apostle). However another important reminder, because according to Paul they’re all also…“Slaves of Christ” (more precisely, as described by Paul in detail they are a body of feeble-minded-obedient-unquestioning-self-loathing slaves of his “Christ-Man” in his mind who also must eat his body and drink his blood, which is clearly another occultic vampirific cannibalism, i.e. – the “Body of Christ” must eat itself like a sort of cannibals-nosferatu-slaves necrotizing fascitiis secret brotherhood as part of the occultic conjuring festivities feast, but where does the body go then after eating itself? Paul does not say, perhaps to his previously mentioned “the 3rd heaven” or to the skycastle floating in his brains? perhaps. Also remember importantly, the Paul makes it very clear in his letters writings that the followers are to only think about “the Christ-Man” character that he discovered in his mind all the time and every waking hour (they must not think about their earlier “Christ-Cult/Christ-Man” character that was around before Paul appeared but only the one Paul is inventing), because Paul repeatedly writes that thinking about real world things or anything else in the real world or questioning anything he says is just inviting demons and demonic thinking because it’s from the demons and including from the powerful ruling outer space layers archon demons). Yep, that’s not a fantasy absurd mega-mystical abstract obscure magical thinking occultic weirdo trinity vortex at all, it all sounds very common sense and is probably precisely the way the real space-time universe exists and the world’s governing laws operate and always have since the beginning of space and time, because if a purported Paul guy personally dreams it up and writes it in a letter almost 2,000 years ago then who are we to disagree, question or doubt it as being real and really-real. What more clear easy to understand simple explanations and proofs does anyone need anyway?

At this point let me just stop momentarily and repeat one of the previous highlighted points above, but with some added context according to the purported letters and the presented written text narrative…PAUL PREACHED THAT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BOTHER GETTING MARRIED, PAUL THINKS HIS FOLLOWERS SHOULD NOT BE PLANNING A MARRIAGE OR EVEN THINK ABOUT HAVING KIDS, PAUL THINKS IT WOULD BE BEST FOR ALL CHRISTIANS TO LIVE LIKE HIM AND BE SPENDING TIME MOSTLY IN PRAYER (LIVING LIKE A MONK BASICALLY, PAUL DID NOT EVEN BELIEVE LOVE WAS A PART OF MARRIAGE, HE INSTEAD BELIEVED THAT REAL LOVE WAS UNQUESTIONING SLAVE-SHEEP OBEDIENCE TO HIS CELESTIAL YOM KIPPPUR GOAT SKYLORD & HIS FATHER THE YAHWEH-JEHOVAH DESERT CACODEMON IN HIS BRAINS, THAT BEING A NON-THINKING SLAVE TO THEM WAS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL LOVE..(an undeniable obvious proof that Paul was a pathological sectarian cult guru consumed-fixated and obsessed with his crypto-mystical esoteric pretend world new theologies doctrines and his newly concocted merkabah mysticism hallucination-dreams in his pharisean-kabbalistic delusional brains, is he was never married and most probably never dated, or had sex, and probably never even kissed a girl and was most probably a virgin his entire life, and on top of that his strange belief that followers become “brothers” of his celestial yom kippur goat skylord yet simultaneously they also become his “bride” also has obvious sectarian esoteric-homoerotic undertones which adds further to his unhinged state of mind and the weird cryptic-mystical macabre self-conversations inventions going on in his mind. In 2 Corinthians the Paul character even flatly and plainly writes…”I promised you to one husband, to Christ, so that I might present you as a pure virgin to him“, in today’s vernacular that would literally be translated as “I’m setting you up to your new husband the floating skylord I discovered in my brains and scrolls, so you’ll be his brand new fresh tight pussy gift”, i.e. – to him earthly marriage and relationships of any kind are pointless and a waste of time so it’s better off becoming a brother and virgin bride of his celestial skylord in his brains…unhinged demented delusional much?, (without any exaggeration, just like the later Jesus character and many OT characters, the things this Paul character supposedly believes and writes actually even makes him easily seem mentally retarded, because besides the many absurd things the portrayed Jesus character is supposed to have said according to the stories, he also apparently agrees with the Paul about cutting off penises and testicles, where in Matthew 19:12 he not only supports but even recommends for men to become Eunuchs for him and for heaven (i.e. – them cutting off their entire package as in their kielbasa AND their testicles), which whether one believes the Jesus character was historically real or an invented mutated myth character which he clearly is proven to be, then either way it still shows that he was mentally retarded also. Even a child with an actual intellectual disability today would be smart enough to know to not go around cutting off their kielbasa and testicles for anybody or for any reason whatsoever. Actually, castration was such a problematic common ritual that it was even a popular fad among many early Christians to the 3rd and into the 4th century, and that to stop the custom from growing even more, at the Council of Nicaea in 325 CE among the newly devised beliefs was also a specific prohibition against castrated Christians becoming clerics and bishops. Yep, an actual ban had to be imposed to try to stop the practice. However, the fad still continued for a time as they wanted to be most obedient to Jesus’ and Paul’s advice for the kingdom of heaven (there are even many scholars who think, by simply analyzing the actual biblical written material as well as the customs of other religious cults from the local area and era (castration and the role of eunuchs was even already common in ancient Egyptian religious rituals for many centuries previously, which makes the Jesus character’s views and advice even more problematic, or perhaps it just makes more sense after reading this blog post actually), that both the portrayed Jesus character and Paul would have very probably been self-castrated themselves, see also “Castration Early Christianity” for more about this very embarrassing, problematic and avoided history of the early cultic practices and beliefs of the new religion and it’s so-called founders. Weirdo apocalyptic cults much?).

And equally as idiotic, primitive dumb and mentally retarded worldviews, let’s not forget the Paul and Jesus characters (among many others in the bible) also likewise didn’t have a clue about the real causes of sicknesses, diseases and mental and physical ailments in the real world because they both instead thought they were caused by demons, floating ghoulie-ghoul phantasms and their demons cooties-powers and that’s it, the Paul and Jesus clearly believed the only answer to heal anyone of anything was just only about doing exorcisms, every single healing from anything to them is just an exorcism (to them anything today even just requiring some pills, penicillin or ointment cream would instead require an exorcism), both of them were completely ignorant and clueless about the existence of bacteria, chromosomes, pathogens, DNA, genetics biology, microbes, infections, cells or fungi etc. Heck, to them today the answer would not be hospitals and their electronic voodoo machines, science, experiments, tests, inventions, preventions and cures, but instead would be a local holy ghost exorcism center, and that’s clearly just plain mentally retarded also. Where do most real people in the real world, or even scamvangelists themselves actually, go to when they have various health problems? To go get exorcised by a mystical ghost-guru charlatan somewhere or do they go to a hospital?…Exactly. It’s obvious even the scamvangelists don’t have faith or believe in their very own biblical hocus pocus ghoulie superpowers fairy tales). In a way, based on the facts of the written material evidences used for the stories and that we still have today, you could even unequivocally say that the Paul, Jesus (and even many other OT and NT biblical characters) are actually mentally retarded, primitive, hyper-superstitious, ignorant clueless characters…who are only being “passed off” and trickily “presented” to the various mind controlled, clueless, gaslit gullible masses as instead being supersmart always right miracles-superpowers performing genius preacher-priest-gurus (aka “the ultimate cognitive dissonance suspension of disbelief mirage-mindtrap biblical twilight zone deception project”, or even aka “the great worldwide fakenews delusion and Abrahamic cabals dupification schemes plot”)…the Paul character makes Spock’s mind meld seem like a thrilling roller coaster ride, now that is one creepy, dumb, nauseatingly absurd and torturously boring pretend world delusional dude, as well as an already proven liar and failed prophecy-guru predictor)…WHY?…

Funny thing though, as in a very strange contradictions weird funny thing, We know that Marcion (who was a big huge Paul fan, more about him later) was the very first Christian person ever to “discover” and then use some 10 so-called Paul letters in the mid-2nd century in the very first ever NT ever written (which included the first known published gospel aka the Evangelion, not to be confused with the Japanese anime series Evangelion), but we don’t even know what exactly was written in those letters originals, so let’s take a brief look into who or what in the heck exactly the Paul was all about and why he was contradictory and wrong all over the place in the epistles (including the known forged fake epistles-letters in the bible), look into why the Paul hated marriages, earthly men-women relationships and having children, as well as people asking any questions (oooh the Paul really hated people asking any questions that’s for sure, he even hated having people think about any things whatsoever that weren’t floating around in only his brains, and he really hated other preaching travelling “super-apostles” so much so that he even wrote he wished they would simply all just go and cut their testicles and kielbasa packages off, why such hatred against other people’s kielbasas anyway? especially even other so-called apostle’s kielbasa packages? aren’t they all the same new religious sect with the same brand new skylord? aren’t they all on the same team? aren’t they all part of the same eternal righteous kielbasa brotherhood mission? that’s weird)…but he instead obsessively loved a soon happening torah-zombie doomsday during his lifetime guaranteed-promised by the new skylord he just by chance discovered gnostically floating around in his dreams and brains, but strangely which nobody else knew about or discovered in their dreams or brain, briefly examine why so many Gnostic Christians thought very highly of the Paul as a superlative super-duper apostle-guru character but at the same time many other Gnostic Christians considered the Paul as an evil lying charlatan heretic guru, and then the others who never even heard of the Paul character before ever or know even anything about any letters or his personal transcendental merkabah mysticism adventures and his newly “discovered” secret skylord and floating virgins in the clouds fantasies-dreams secrets that only he knew about supposedly, why the centuries later so-called “church fathers” (more about them later also and their very problematic contradictions and stories-telling) wrote that Simon Magus “the sorcerer” was the foundations of the Gnostic Christians and Marcionites…but the Gnostics themselves already declared previously that the Paul and his sectarian disciples was their foundation and they were even the first to know about and write about him, why was the Paul given wrong information from his skylord in his dreams?…was he deceiving him or playing tricks on him? how is it that just like the Jesus character Paul and his amazing escapes, adventures, riot starting and magic tricks is not recorded in the historical record anywhere by anyone…but many other dime a dozen fakes and flakes travelling gurus are recorded by writers? that’s very weird too. Was the Paul just hallucinating and kabbalistically dreaming it all up as a fantasy in his brains or was there even an actual real Paul escape artist guru to begin with? (you may want “The Twilight Zone” theme playing in the background for ambiance).

The incredible astounding travels stories, death-defying and ridiculous pointless nonsensical adventures and amazing exciting letters writing to newly met bumpkins (the real letters not those proven fake and forged letters) of the marvelous Baron Munchausen!….er..um….I mean of the unknown and contradictory faith-shekels seeds donations gathering & galavanting new fantasies dreaming guru (drum roll)…”The Paul!”

So what do we really know about this purported the Paul guru and when, where or how he died?…..Nothing. The Book of Acts ends with Paul in Rome alive and preaching unfettered, without any prohibition or worries from Roman authorities persecutions, and he’s even entertaining fellow fanatical cultists-guests, spellbinding and wowing them with his dreamscape skylord and soon happening apocalypse doomsday and floating to the clouds in new spacesuit-bodies stories and his own risen-zombies magic tricks, even preaching to them at his very own rented home (Acts 28:30–31). In fact, neither Paul nor any of the 12 Apostles’ characters deaths (after Judas, who also has multiple contradictory versions of deaths anyway) are even recorded in the New Testament! They all just poof vanish and never enter the actual real historical record anywhere, and so nobody anywhere knows what the heck happened to any of the characters! Even the so-called “Acts of the Apostles” only ever mentions 3 of them and only very briefly because it’s all about the Paul now! So, where do the much later and even centuries later details come from then? For instance, there are fifteen different versions of the deaths of Peter and Paul-four of Peter, five of Paul, and six of Peter and Paul together, all written by the 6th century CE. There are also over 25 significant references to their deaths singly or collectively in other early Christian literature stories. And each one different and usually contradictory as well as many times being just ridiculous and absurdly fantastical. Writing from Rome itself only a few decades later (c. 96 CE), Clement of Rome mentions the Paul’s death with no suggestion he had returned to Rome from Spain but instead that he died a natural death in the west, perhaps even reaching the age of 90, he even lived in Rome and he had absolutely no knowledge that the Paul died as a martyr in his city (1 Clement). The newly appearing martydom stories were only invented later over time to keep current cult members in the fold and completely obedient to their leaders even until death, but also to wow and impress (but mainly fool, or more precisely brainwash) recent new forced converts to obey and support the failed apocalyptic death cult. As proven by numerous unbiased biblical scholars the martyrdom stories are simply later concocted propaganda fictions intended for furthering theological mind control, a new “torah-mind planetary onethink mind control” to only just the skylord he dreamed up in his mind exactly just as the Paul already clearly admitted was his primary aim from the start of his offshoot-sect theologies missions, spellbinding the most loyal fanatical followers with his dreamscape skylord and soon happening apocalypse doomsday and floating to the clouds in new spacesuit-bodies stories, even freely preaching to them with no persecution at his very own rented home. In some of the sources he may have reached the age of 90. In a nutshell, as far as we know the Paul may or may not have been just a weirdo fanatically obsessed sectarian Jewish guy travelling around, escaping shipwrecks and getting bit by snakes and rising after being stoned to death supposedly, gathering lots of coins donations, but who hated other Christians vehemently (even wishing they would all just go cut their kielbasa packages off and stop questioning things and thinking already) but he strangely enjoyed writing all sorts of schizotypal theological torturously boring mystical dreamscapes letters to people he just recently met and then he may have retired in Spain eventually dying of old age. In a way he was sort of like the very first original Charles Taze Russell before it was cool, except he wore a robe and sandals and was probably a better swimmer.

The Paul in the letters always nitpicking, obsessing or complaining about one thing or another yet again, especially those thinking Goys types using their brains-things and particularly especially those other preaching new Yeshuaism-cultists roaming around from even before his personal shtick came along: “I do not think I am in the least inferior to those “super-apostles.” (2 Corinthians 11:5)

Paul character in his brand new immortal spacesuit body and heavenly robe as the leader guru of a new OT derived gnostic-secret esoteric mystical magical thinking cabal-cult (seen holding the bible which wasn’t even written yet). Purportedly and admitting himself that after an hallucination-dream and finding new secret codes in the OT he started spreading his newly invented vortex of crypto-communist apocalyptic utopia abstract concepts theologies and imminent doomsday victory over the planet propaganda, eventually slowly gaining new apostle-witches comrades and their converts to blindly follow his own personal agendas and Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon ideas. Paul character and even all the early sectarian guru leaders characters and the early cult itself, was actually not interested in debates, giving evidences and discussions with the Pagans/Greeks/Romans/Gentiles-Goys, rationalists, scientific-philosophical thinkers etc, but instead mostly in furthering their agendas and the faith of already existing believers, because their fanatical agenda and primary aim was not to discuss with rationalists and rationalism but to completely destroy it, to not have people think, ask questions, be unbiased examining claims, critically thinking and comparing written and claimed things or rationalize using their own brain but to instead have them be obedient slave fanatical yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic devotees (because the impending apocalypse doomsday was probably just months or days away during Paul’s lifetime so rationalism, philosophy, science and especially thinking was a big no-no and it was very soon going to be defeated and destroyed and replaced after all, just like today, so naturally why waste time on rationalists, philosophers, scientists and sane people who think…”No, no, no…don’t be critically examining claims or thinking about real things or asking questions or doubt anything I say because that’s from the phantasm floating ghoulie-ghoul demons, you need to just only obey what the skyord I invented in my dreams in my brains wants and only the esoteric kabbalistic obscure pretend world secrets he gave me in my dreams and just only be an unthinking obedient slave no questions asked”) Above seen getting ready to float to the clouds along with fellow risen zombies according to his personal Hebrew-Mesopotamian-Zoroastrian yom kippur goatism-sheepism blood magic celestial skylord and his 100% can’t fail guaranteed prediction, a prediction which failed and never happened (and just like numerous previous OT Hebrew bible prophecy predictions, threats and promises the opposite happened instead). Image screenshot jesusneverexisted.com.

…BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE PAUL’S WISHFUL THINKING DELUSIONS, “WITHOUT A DOUBT” THE END OF THE WORLD WAS HAPPENING “WITHIN…HIS…LIFETIME” AND WAS PERHAPS JUST DAYS OR EVEN HOURS AWAY, ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY SURE WITHOUT A DOUBT…AND STRANGELY ONLY AFTER A NUMBER OF DECADES AFTER PAUL AND HIS SO-CALLED JERUSALEM SECT “CONTACTS” (WHOM HE CALLS “THE 12”) HAD ALL ALREADY DIED (OR IF EVEN ACTUALLY EXISTED, I.E. – BECAUSE ENTER DECADES OF NOTHING, NO WRITTEN MATERIAL, NO HISTORICAL RECORD MENTIONS AND JUST CRICKETS UNTIL THE JERUSALEM TEMPLE AND CITY DESTRUCTION IN CIRCA 70 CE)…ONLY AFTER THEN DID ANY SO-CALLED ANONYMOUS GOSPELS-NOVELS EVEN START TO BE THOUGHT OF OR INVENTED, DEVISED AND FINALLY WRITTEN..USING THE OT OLD MYTHS AND FABLES TO INVENT AND WRITE THE NEW MYTHS AND FABLES, and when you factor in the previous grass-roots Jewish apocalyptic movement of a competing John the baptizer sect from decades previously (another connected simultaneous total fail btw)…

Strangely, besides purported Paul’s usual various weird abstract ideas, beliefs and claims in the alleged/presented letters, such as his belief in an impending doomsday apocalypse guaranteed by his Jesus skylord to be happening any day or any hour in his lifetime, his simultaneous risen torah-zombies in new spacesuit bodies floating to the clouds adventure, his disdain for marriage, for having or even planning to have children, his belief that love was not a part of marriage but that instead real love was unquestioning irrational slave-sheep love for his celestial yom kippur blood atonement magical goat skylord and his father the yahweh-jehovah desert cacodemon (basically that being an unthinking unreasoning unquestioning slave to “his” skylord in “his” mind was instead the real love, geez talk about unhinged sectarian pretend world fanaticism) etc, one piece of text that gets overlooked is his very odd statement in Galatians 5:12, where he is complaining about people who don’t agree with him…”As for those agitators, I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves!”. i.e. – he literally wishes they wouldn’t just castrate themselves but actually instead go the whole distance and cut off their entire “whole package” and manhood, as in not just cut off their kielbasa but cut off “all parts included”, “the whole kit and caboodle”, which sure is nucking futs wacko for the supposed writing founder of the new religion (why not just wishing their eyes or mouths would glue shut, or their ears start growing potatoes or their tongues turning into cow’s tongues or covered in boils, or wishing them getting really bad hemorrhoids or leprosy or even just cut off their own fingers and hands would be sufficient enough I think, although in Matthew 19:12 even the Jesus character himself states support for cutting it off and becoming eunuchs and so essentially an extra special holy apocalyptic follower and top-notch loyal apostle-witch, see above highlighted “Castration Early Christianity” information). His words like this combined with his statement “I was given a thorn in my flesh, a messenger of Satan, to torment me. Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me” (but strangely his god refused each time) has led many biblical scholars, sociologists and therapists to put the puzzle pieces together and surmise that Paul was most probably a closet homosexual, or gay, queer or whatever the politically correct term is these days (I’m totally straight and I have no interest or opinion about the topic or his weirdo ideas and fantasies about the subject whatsoever (I’m also likewise not getting into veganism vs. meat eating topics, butter and margarine, political party, sunscreen or hair conditioner or sneaker brands preferences either, some people even like eating literal shit but I’m just not interested), but according to the narrative of his very own written words and what they allude to that’s what the researchers and biblical scholars think is probably the case (remember, according to his very own words “Paul” even admits he was extremist, fanatical and a hater, he was a committed zealot and actually enjoyed finding and beating up men, women and children Christians and putting them in jail, he literally enjoyed it as a follower of god’s laws and devout law-abiding Jew), either way it’s all very strange and peculiar stuff to be writing and concerned about and shows that the founder and first writer of the new religion had extremely demented weird turn ons).

According to the presented magical thinking Paul character and his purported pretend world delusional cryptic esoteric mystical letters-writings (the very 1st ever original “Christian writer” in history before anyone anywhere ever, before anyone else ever in the history of Zion, Galilee and Judea..as in the founder of the new religion and very first writer about a supposed celestial Jesus skylord character ever in the history of the world before anyone else ever), he believed that he along with his fellow apocalyptic doomsday blood magic cultists would very soon during Paul’s lifetime float up past the clouds into outer space to receive new immortal spacesuit bodies, meet up with previous similar raised torah-zombies with new spacesuit bodies and then all together meet his celestial yom kippur goat skylord superhero to zap and destroy all the nations, and then as a bonus help control and rule the planet forever from the Jerusalem temple HQ for the great Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert cacodemon global theocracy dictatorship kingdom temple-state.
(of course it was a failure and never happened because then you wouldn’t exist, or the internet, or your computer, or knowledge about ancient civilizations and populations or dinosaurs, about the real round planet earth, the real reasons behind diseases not being demons and how to cure them without blood magic sacrifices, about galaxies and the universe and lots and lots of other things and pizza toppings and salad dressings wouldn’t even exist either, but above is a simulation of what it would have looked like of space bound Paul transforming at the sound of a trumpet going up to the clouds, pretty impressive stuff actually you have to admit…”Up, up and awaaay! Glo-Ry Hallelujah!”).

Paul’s celestial skylord Jesus arriving from outer space in the clouds to Jerusalem to defeat and enslave the Gentiles and then BBQ the nations eternally with the eternal immortal burning worms, then set up his Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert cacodemon global theocracy commie-utopianist identity-destroying mind control dictatorship kingdom and temple-state planet (including a brand new “Mall of Zion” with an astonishing 777 movie theatres, 77 wave pools, 70 beach volleyball courts and an astounding 12 km long all-you-can-eat free shrimp and lobster buffet table including 42 types of beer spritzers).

The so-called “rapture” adventure concept preached by apostle-witches and televangelists these days is actually not even found in the bible anywhere, and it was actually supposed to be the zombifications and new spacesuit bodies floating to the clouds adventure guaranteed to happen during purported Paul’s lifetime by his celestial skylord which so-called Paul clearly described and wrote about, which obviously didn’t happen and so is a big snafu fail. However just for pretend world entertainment: “Gosh we’ve been left behind! Yipeee! more fresh air and cleaner water now! less greenhouse gasses, deforestation and toxic fish! saved polar bears, dolphins, wolves and bears habitats, happier whales and the polar ice caps will stop melting! less garbage landfills but more shrimp, crab and lobster and way shorter lineups at the drive thru and donut shops too! Hallelujah! Glo-Ry!

**Modern day representation of the Paul character preaching his 100% guaranteed skylord floating torah-zombies secrets and visions in his mind taking place during his lifetime.**

When everything in the presented narrative texts and Paul’s purported letters is examined, as well as the associated magical thinking and behaviorisms, Paul then is really acting no different from any other new shady cryptic guru, soothsayer mystic or pagan oracle visionary from centuries long before his time or the ones after including even today, he’s just yet another typical spiritualist with strange ideas and new theologies, he’s a dime a dozen channeler and ho-hum phony self-styled clairvoyant of personally invented magical thinking secrets and new theological construct ideas, a new on the scene fabulizing pathologically obsessed Yahwist-Jehovahist shaman, at the end of the day he’s especially just another unhinged failed apocalyptic doomsday fortune-teller guru with his own sectarian merkabah mysticsim dreams and kabbalistic agenda mimicking the same ways of many others before him no more and no less and that’s the facts (basically just like a Jim Bakker and his gang these days, just like many other televangelist’s personal invented shticks and performances). And if that isn’t problematic and highly dubious enough, he combines it with “his” own cherry-picked OT text excerpts and then using new magical thinking pesher mental gymnastics interpretations to give new abstract ideas, concepts and “personal” meanings to the text that isn’t even there or saying what he says it says…where a metaphor is an intentional personal misinterpretation of an allegory of a contradiction for the lord, which may be a metaphor or an allegory or perhaps even real in his pretend world mind during his self-conversations. And then finally as a deceptive nefarious mind control trick cherry on top he basically slyly claims “Oh but you don’t have to believe me and my new personal theological feelings and my new ideas pretend world in my mind, but if you don’t then you get the eternal burning BBQ forever and the burning worms and the burning flames being scorched eternally, and you sure as darn dang don’t want that now DO YOU???!!! (he basically had to do that to get the invented nonexistent cryptic esoteric OT information secrets that his skylord phantasm didn’t tell him in his brains, so he naturally had to invent it using magical thinking and contradictory mental gymnastics to hear it, or to say that he heard it anyway, so that the entire planet can enter and live in his pretend world mind too and float to the clouds and outer space with him).

It’s also very weird and odd and deceitful suspicious, that the commonly told story of Paul falling on the road to Damascus after being blinded by a bright light vision of the celestial outer space Jesus phantasm character, is not actually told or written by Paul or even implied by him in any of his letters, it was only written several decades later in the very dubious “Acts” book by an anonymous Pauline sect author (part of a “new” two-part Luke-Acts Christian epic heroic narrative that many scholars recognize as following the pattern of Vergil’s Aeneid and the Homeric epics Odyssey and the Iliad, however very strange again none of the other gospels-novels authors know anything about the epic stories either which really is very strange, knowing genealogies stretching all the way back to Adam but not about super-duper Paul apostle the founder? it just wasn’t important? or because it just wasn’t invented yet?), which included quite a number of other contradictory, wrong and new highly nonsensical information only after alleged “Paul” was already long dead. According to his very own alleged and presented letters account narrative the supposed Paul character actually only received his secret abstract esoteric cryptic visions and theological magical thinking information news scoops only by way of some hazy secret metaphysical self-hypnosis that he doesn’t fully describe or even get into, always with only himself being present and nobody else, he just calls them revelations “from” or “of” the lord and this is again clearly admitted in his Galatians letter where he writes the son was not revealed “to” him but revealed “in” him (sure he did, it’s just a secret between just only him and his celestial skylord in his brains and fragmenting confused mind, he even tells about an out of body experience slinging the same ol’ hash as numerous other fabulist soothsayers in history), Paul is clearly admitting to a sort of Gnostic esoteric crypto-mystical personal self-conversation taking place in his mind, which is vastly different and contrary to the later new “Acts” novel. In his own letters Paul makes absolutely no mention about having any blinding vision conversion while being with any other people on any road anywhere, that Damascus road story was instead invented several decades later by an anonymous Pauline sect propaganda writing anonymous someone long after Paul would have been dead. Above is a visual representation of Paul receiving his personal mystical cryptic informations, esoteric tips visions and secrets about an apocalypse doomsday happening soon in his lifetime personally guaranteed to him directly from his celestial Jesus Yom Kippur goat skylord in outer space, who’s also god and who’s actually the real Adam as mentioned previously.

…and if the Paul’s failed apocalyptic immortal spacesuit bodies and zombies day isn’t failed bad and ridiculous enough, in 1 Corinthians 15: 3-5 his version of a new celestial Jesus apparitions story does not agree with and is contradictory again with the later gospels-novels versions and problematic throughout. The Paul author’s alleged apparitions ghost story narrative is different and problematic in chronology, in the people involved in sightings, the locations where they allegedly happened and the numbers of people who saw anything compared to the later gospels versions. i.e. – the entire NT doesn’t even mention anything about any 500 people seeing any Jesus ghost anywhere as only Paul does, Paul also doesn’t mention any women seeing a Jesus apparition at the tomb which was well before any of “the 12” or anybody else as written in the Matthew story (Paul doesn’t even mention any women seeing any apparition at all in his chronological list), the gospels-novels themselves are also greatly contradictory even among themselves about any purported apparitions…where, who, when, how many and in what order, there are contradictory problems about who and how many saw what, where and when, and for how long after, contradictory problems all over the place…

Oh sure in this video there may not be any singing religious larpers, funny hats and robes, awful incense (don’t get me wrong though I occasionally use incense but usually lilac, lavender, vanilla, sandalwood, red rose, cinnamon etc, but churchy frankincense and myrrh was mainly used by ancient Jews, Canaanites, Midianites and the other religions throughout the Levant/Middle East to anoint dead bodies before burial, and before that the ancient Egyptians also used frankincense and myrrh to anoint the dead and to preserve and embalm their mummies, so frankincense and myrrh really is just the smoky floating aroma of death basically), nauseatingly boring and torturously pointless singing, walking back and forth gabbing with a microphone pointing at things, declaring faith-shekels seeds fake miracles or holy ghost pigeon powers bacon dancing etc, but truth and facts always trumps yahwehism-jehovahism fairy tales bullshitism.

An excerpt and reminder from “Dying and Rising Gods: It’s Pagan Guys, Get Over It” by Dr. Richard Carrier…”Of course the original belief was started by “visions” (hallucinations or dreams believed or claimed to be real communications from their risen Jesus in outer space) inspired by “inspired” readings of scripture (which led some fringe cultists to believe the messiah would die and rise, and that this would signal the beginning of the end of the world [during their lifetime, ala Paul especially]); and not by actually meeting Jesus walking around in a resurrected body [and having dinner parties]. That idea was invented long after the fact. Like Roswell’s flying saucer, which began as just some sticks and tinfoil some fool found in the desert, but then evolved—in the exact same timeframe—into a whole spaceship stored at Area 51 complete with autopsied alien bodies inside. Perhaps the second biggest myth in history.”

After-death appearances and communications have been a well-known tradition since even before numerous eyewitness testimonies and reports of a risen Asclepius and Romulus since circa 500 BCE, to many other miracle-men, demigods, savior-superheroes and many individuals including right up to the modern-day Elvis sightings testimonies era. After-death appearances and communications legends were already a very old and well known pagan religions tradition in antiquity, they were common tropes for centuries and even such a popular “thing” that they were included in written works and performance plays long before the Common Era. (Heck, you could even Google around right now and find many websites and documentaries and news reports including numerous people who are testifying to their various visions and eyewitnessed ghosts and supernatural apparitions of people even right now, even multiple eyewitnesses seeing the same phenomena, i.e. – actual current “eyewitness testimony” and various “visions” taking place right now this very minute).

…this is because the apparition-ghost story kept changing, mutating and being added onto, added onto right into the 3rd century and even later just like the rest of the gospels narratives (largely because they were adapted from and modelled after other older Pagan mythologies, ghost stories and their dying and rising heroes/demigods legends already known and popular for centuries in the area, to be discussed a little later), much later the last so-called “John” gospel-novel authors eventually even equate the Jesus character into being the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling himself! lol, pure mutating, evolving and changing new sectarian apocalyptic theologies changing even further through the centuries. (Which are easily understood and obvious evidences again that we are not reading any sort of actual real history or real world historical events but are instead just reading pretend world fictions invented by a few obsessed writers with theological and personal agendas, spreading fabricated fictions just like the entire OT Hebrew bible is mostly fiction and mythomanias, the modus operandi remained the same).

FIND THE REAL JESUS APPARITION GHOST-MOLE APPEARANCES STORY.

As explained above, the Jesus character apparitions ghosts stories from purported Paul to right through each of the decades and century later anonymous gospels-novels and Acts book, is basically like a game of whack a mole in trying to figure out what the mole said and where, when and to whom. e.g. – “The apparition ghost appeared here and said this and that to such and such and then such and such…nope it appeared to such and such first and said this and that…nope the ghost apparition never even appeared to anyone ever what are you guys even talking about…nope you’re all wrong the apparition ghost appeared here and over there not over there instead saying this and that and the other thing to such and such and some others and then a bunch of others, etc and so on. Luke actually doesn’t even mention any of the “appearances” reported by Matthew, he even explicitly hugely contradicts him regarding an appearance at the tomb and replaces Galilee with Jerusalem as the sole ghostly apparition location. Matthew anonymous author instead has a great earthquake, an alien angel shoot down like bright lightning who then zaps the guards unconscious and then rolls the stone himself and then casually sits on it chatting like a Joyce Meyer or Pat Robertson at a coffee and cake fundraising shindig, Luke author has just 2 measly bright glowing aliens appear but only after the stone is already moved, original Mark author has just 1 bright glowing alien guy inside after already moving the stone, the last anonymous John author?…”John” has ABSOLUTELY NO GLOWING ALIEN GUYS OR ANYONE in the tomb at all, so everyone just leaves because it was completely empty with no bright glowing aliens anywhere, NOT EVEN A MEASLY PIGEON. We see then a fiction-vortex of each writing author’s narrative being different and each telling a different contradictory phantom-ghost story with the events, chronology and characters only how they personally wanted them to be (one version the phantom says to meet him in Jerusalem, another version has it the phantom told them to meet him 80 miles more north in Galilee instead, in my military days all these unverified anonymous contradictory claims would be simply called a shitshow, clusterf**k or snafu because of all the obvious errors, or these days in the vernacular just simply bullshitism), the anonymous writers are basically putting the ghost apparition/mole and the supporting glowing aliens characters wherever they wanted and having them saying and doing whatever to whoever and whenever they wanted also, just like the game (like a game of ghosts and goblins, or ghosts and demons more precisely, which is basically in the same ballpark anyway…”He’s there get that varmint! Oh no I mean he’s over there, that’s where he is get him! Dang darn dang I mean he’s popping up over there, that’s where he is! Arrrgh! this time I’m sure he’s appearing way over there instead, that’s what I meant, this time I’m sure dang it all!!!!”)…unless of course, as a growing number of ancient paranormal phenomena theorists suggest, and which the facts clearly show is the most probable explanation…that it was in fact Hyperborean acolyte gatekeepers of the great Power Cosmic who came down during the times of the gospels-novels authors writing their stories and zapped their minds with muddled magical thinking contradictions and confusion visions so as to prove to future generations that they are in fact reading deceitful myths invented by nefarious blood magic fabulists and ancient deserts magic apocalyptic apostles-witches intentionally trying to hide the real facts and truths from their reading and listening audiences, just as they already did against the OT writers also, such as when Hyperborean gatekeepers confounded the minds of the book of genesis authors with magical thinking deliriums and confusion-contradictions so as to believe in erroneous natural world sciences, blood magic sorcery and magical fruit etc, or the instances of the 2 Samuel and 1 Chronicles example (seen later below) where the Hyperboreans befogged the author’s minds to unknowingly admit in their very own writing to posterity that their Yahweh desert cacodemon was in fact Satan and vice versa (a contradiction that is also found in a number of other OT textual material sources), and so thus cementing their fate to the sociopathic Yahweh-Jehovah tribal warrior-genie cacodemon and his precepts which they also invented for themselves as a personal cult deity and the required associative primitive thinking patterns and behaviorisms, the various many facts and very problematic textual materials discussed thus far then proves this is unequivocally the case.

…and the alleged so-called “Paul’s epistles” material which is strangely, but then again really not strange at all when everything is factored in and looked at more closely from an overall better view of the geographically coterminous and religio-cultural beliefs coterminous area and time period…particularly strange being the similar parallels and even including quoted excerpts, phrases and titles and connections to the obscure ancient desert Qumran Caves dwelling Jewish apocalyptic sects including the well-known Essenes and their various Dead Sea Scrolls mystical magical cryptical ruminations (and other dubious sectarian literature and theologies beliefs, various already existing Gnostic theologies and other anonymous spurious mystical apocryphal written material from the time (that in numerous instances also expected a new appearing messiah-savior type person who would zap and melt annihilate their enemies the gentile Greeks and Romans especially and then rule a new powerful kingdom based in Jerusalem and the temple, which also never happened and instead the opposite actually happened), which when understood more thoroughly then clearly shows again and proves that we are not dealing with and reading about just a singular individual so-called Paul character’s purportedly original mind control inventions and fabulizing shtick during his impending outer space skylord’s immortal zombifications mission, but that on the contrary we are clearly dealing with a continuum and wide range of “already existing” and known about interconnected sinister tangled webs of underworld secret doomsday sects and obscure abstract concepts cryptical mystics cults (John the baptizer and his sect being just one example that was appropriated later for new invented gospels-novels plots stories) and theologies groups in the area and so as a result we are actually dealing with a dark underworld nefarious bubbling brew concoction and commixture of various changing, transmogrifying, mutating, branching off and further mutating ideas of fanatical apocalyptic doomsday death cults and cryptic blood magic sects of ancient Palestine of which we have an abundance of evidence for that they existed at the time, a sort of underworld secret parallel-society of apocalyptic obsessed fanatics in a doomsday psychosis alternate world reality living in the shadows, crevices and even literally in desert caves expecting the end of the world in their lifetimes, and that’s regarding only just the Jewish Hebrew and Aramaic written material sources of the Essenes and Qumran community sect and not all the other contemporary influences and scrolls sources or even the earlier ideas, traditions and customs…from the ancient Sumerians, Babylonians, Mesopotamia, Akkadians, Egyptians, Assyrians, Persians, Zoroastrianism, as well as influences from the already existing Greco-Roman mystery religions and other local Canaanite religions in the neighborhood just partly discussed here)…

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…then we also have Paul’s conflict and acrimony with the Jerusalem sect 12 politburo founding members (whom he calls “the 12”, aka the 12 super-apostles to later fans of the gospels-novels who just happen to immediately disappear and dissolve into space and time leaving no evidences or accomplishments behind or even enter the historical record anywhere at anytime) and especially the written admittance by Paul of direct conflict with Peter, and James (aka the Lord’s brother, real or figurative it’s not clearly defined or known and the majority of scholars lean more towards figurative “sectarian brother” because Paul knows nothing about any physical earthly Jesus birth, life or earthly events) and his letters text material where even the Paul character himself writes that James and the Jerusalem 12 were “false brothers” and sending spies to keep tabs on his foreign preaching travels (he also states in 2 Corinthians that his god…”has given a thorn in my flesh, a messenger of Satan, to torment me”, yep Paul admits that his god is sending satan to torment him, and he also informs his readers that after praying his god still refused 3 times to stop it or take it away, pfff f**ked up in the head lunatic much???), his new arriving from outer space skylord zombifications mission, donations coins gathering and other dealings (almost like the Jim Bakker-Jerry Falwell PTL fight as an analogy), then the dark underworld conspiring events we read in the stories take on an even more ill-omened wretched sinister aura, yet where did all the intended for the Jerusalem sect founders (“the 12”) donation gift of Paul’s many collected shekels funds suddenly disappear to anyway?, all those many collected shekels from over the years suddenly disappeared without a trace just like the so-called Jerusalem “the 12” themselves also suddenly disappeared and are not heard from anywhere in any historical record anywhere, it seems the shekels donations funds and the so-called apostles just poof vanish from history (just how many shekels from his many years of travelling and getting donations in foreign lands is unknown, perhaps a fortune, especially with the coins being donated in Roman empire coins currency and so after conversion meaning even many more shekels, surely a fortune of shekels)….however some biblical theorists have put forth evidences that the shekels treasure was either immediately safely buried but soon afterwards was stolen by the risen torah-zombies who were previously seen by many and surely probably still alive in Jerusalem at the time…or that the shekels treasure was eventually used by later dispersed minions of the sect to employ foreign writers who were already familiar with the Homeric sagas, various mystery religions and already known locally popular ghost stories to dream up and gradually write various new “anonymous” hocus pocus magical superhero origins gospels-novels for the sect, and in the process invent a new contradictory Paul character in the Acts narrative to whitewash the scandalous sectarian subterfuge)…

Yep, “Fake News” is a “thing” that has been going on for thousands and thousands of years. Dying and rising saviors and demigods were already popular elsewhere first, such as the Buddha as one very well-known example, and especially popular already in the area ala Hercules, Perseus, Ion, Asclepius, Dionysus, Helen, Asherah, Sennacherib, Zoroaster, Zalmoxis, Alexander the Great, the Ptolemies, Caesar Augustus, Plato, Romulus, Remus and many others, and in numerous cases they often include conceptions by miraculous circumstances and being virgin-born, basically it’s just slinging the same ol’ hash mythemes and no evidences fake news stories and then just shuffling the furniture around, not original at all.

…The reader can let those very odd facts sink in for a minute, because what we clearly see going on is just the same ol’ “damage control propaganda” modus operandi being devised and fabricated after the fact failure disaster of the cult, not unlike many other failed doomsday cults and sects before and later through the centuries and even up to today…ala Millerites, Bible Student movement, Jehovah’s Witnesses’ and other sects, gurus and scamvangelist groups floating around, but in retrospect and truthfully the main point is that the death knell of the entire Jerusalem-based dark underworld secret blood magic mind control doomsday death cult had then factually already happened almost 2,000 years ago, and so everything written and claimed afterwards by the various anonymous purveyors with diseased minds and obviously under delusional self-hypnosis psychosis fixations then just further invented and added more mutating fictions-theologies and a lot more cryptic mystical abstract concepts, cherry-picked mental gymnastics fabulism and especially various unheard of new hocus pocus magical sorcery exploits, invented contradictory genealogies, ufo-stars, travelling magi priests-astrologers etc..etc..etc.

The so-called “Abrahamic Trinity” schizophrenic menagerie and Yahwehism-Jehovahism Cacodemon Magical Carnival of Pretend, because it’s basically the same multiple personality tribal deity making 3 contradictory religions which is a delusional circus and probably one of the most absurd invented bullshitism “things” on the planet (well technically quite a few more than just 3 actually but it’s all still from the same original bullshitism source just different piles, with some personally shuffled around and tweaked characters and ideas like rearranging furniture in your living room to just how you want it, which if the reader wants to believe the ridiculous Abraham character fable story narrative or has no clue…..he was supposed to be an earlier rich wandering traveling many camels, tents and slaves owning Babylonian magus sorcerer guru from Ur of the Chaldeans/Mesopotamia (i.e. Iraq), who absurdly according to many biblical fan fiction apologists is even supposed to be the great great great great great etc grandfather of the Jesus character, because the master of the cosmos decided one day to just appear as a voice in the head of this one guy, just him and nobody else on the entire spinning dirtball in space planet for some reason (sort of just like Paul in a way, and because the master of the cosmos only hangs around a small part of the Middle East and floats around only there because it’s not interested or doesn’t even know about the rest of the planet I suppose), and then it makes a bunch of prophetic promises to just him that his descendants will own and rule most of the Middle East and tells Abraham how to burn and sacrifice blemish-free animals for desert blood magic rituals etc, and he lived while Noah was still alive (that guy in the story who brought 7 pairs of every animal on the planet and dinosaurs on a boat he and 3 other guys made) and he had a super sexy over 90 year old desert babe wife that an Egyptian pharaoh and Canaanite king were lustfully head over heels for to include in their wives harems and so Abraham sells her and a bunch of other invented rubbish stuff, I mention more about this superhero character at my first post “National Security Alert: Foreign Telescamvangelists, Cults. Sects“).

Paul character during his purported “visions”, hallucinations/voices in his head and psychosis mental breaks from reality that he alludes to purportedly, instead mostly writes about mutinous ‘angelic’ or ‘daemonian’ beings and agencies who have kingdoms and reign over the earth and he calls them Archons who have thrones, kingdoms and powers in the “High Places” (among the various heavenly layers of the nebulous cosmos) and that they are the gods of the nations and the earth, and that these mutinous angels are the ones who executed the “Christ” character somewhere in the cosmos, he doesn’t even mention any Romans crucifying anyone or it even taking place on earth, instead it’s the cosmic angelic Archons who did it…in “outer space”…(sounds like a good DC and Marvel Universe movie plot…However many scholars are of the opinion that the most wise serpent in the Garden of Eden could in fact be one of these gods or mutinous angels who attempted to only free mankind from the nefarious vile cosmocrat and from perpetual mind control servitude, because they weren’t created immortal to begin with and were never even told about the “Tree of Life”)…

Paul’s main adversaries, conflicts and antagonisms according to his very own purported writings and the writings attributed to a “Paul” character (as well as of the slowly growing new sectarian churches leadership and battling theological gurus for centuries afterwards), ironically were not against Romans, Greeks or any other Gentile Pagan peoples, but instead was mostly directed against other and earliest so-called followers of various disparate Christ cults…(he’s not interested in debates and discussions with the rationalists, scientific and philosophical thinkers etc, but instead mostly in furthering his agenda and the unquestioning faith loyalty of already existing believers, because their fanatical primary aim was not to discuss with rationalists and rationalism but instead to completely destroy it, to not have people think or rationalize but to instead have them be just obedient fanatical yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic devotees…because the impending apocalypse doomsday was probably just months or days away during Paul’s lifetime and so rationalism, philosophy, science and especially thinking was very soon going to be defeated and destroyed and replaced after all, just like today, so naturally why waste time on rationalists and sane thinkers). Paul character presents himself as the one and only way to true magical thinking mystical knowledge of the yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic ways so that he and his followers can marry his skylord in the clouds (strangely even men will become brides of his skylord which has spaced-out homoerotic overtones and is just very dreamscape weird), claiming that only he found the OT secret hidden esoteric codes, Paul claimed that only his new esoteric crypto-mystical cabal-cult was spreading the true Yahwehism-Jehovahism Desert Cacodemon ideologies (i.e. – the amalgamated Mesopotamian-Hebrew-Canaanite-Egyptian-Zoroastrian theism and fused with older popular pagan mystery religions ideologies), and he was vehemently adamant that only his celestial skylord in his mind who was killed in the outer space realms by archon demons but came back to life, will give them immortal spacesuit bodies (after the risen torah-zombies get theirs first), for the glorious doomsday apocalypse and new theocratic temple-state planet kingdom ruled by priests that was going to happen in his lifetime which his skylord in his dreams and conversations in his deteriorating mind personally guaranteed.

Just about the only thing Paul in his letters and the later gospels-novels Jesus character agreed upon, is that both of them had no issues with slavery, castration and both were even fans of men becoming eunuchs as a sign of super-duper holy righteous loyalty to the program. The alleged Paul character who was the very 1st writing so-called Christian decades and a lifetime before the later anonymous gospels-novels stories were starting to be invented (seen above doing one of his famous speeches about lamps, lost coins or slaves or other stuff that even his own disciples had no clue what he was talking about), however so-called Paul didn’t even know about and never wrote about any actual physical Jesus character that was actually literally born, living and walking around on earth killing trees, making deals with demons and demon-possessed swine and making shiny new coins appear in fish mouths or dying on earth, instead Paul’s Jesus was a celestial skylord in outer space being who in Paul’s lifetime was going to make Paul and other immortal fresh torah-zombies in new genderless spacesuit bodies float like balloons up, up, up, and away to the clouds before their Jesus skylord zaps and melts the nations and then sets up a worldwide theocratic blood magic kingdom temple-state empire run by priests in Jerusalem and then eternal trumpets and choirs and oil lamps and stuff like that.

Hmmm?, so let’s get this straight, multiple thousands of people in the city come to greet and proclaim Yeshua as the long-awaited son of Cro-Magnon, the Anointed One of the Last Glacial Maximum, messiah of the Paleolithic and the rightful new Goy king…er…um…I mean the Jewish messiah and son of David new king of Israel and king of the Jews (including even singing Hossanas in unison all over the place and a sea of palm fronds! Almost like a Benny Hinn shekels-seeds-grabathon convention choir or an Oktoberfest sing along, basically the whole downtown was singing), but then just days later those same people are calling for and even demanding his death and torture? On top of that nobody thought this pandemonium, royal usurpation and politically earthshaking event taking place right in the middle of downtown Jerusalem was the least bit interesting news to write about, record or at least mention somewhere? (coincidentally the same downtown where just a few days later hordes of the undead torah-zombies would be lurking around being seen by many also supposedly), Pontius Pilate never mentioned it, Herod never mentioned it, their royal and imperial official court administration secretaries never recorded it, no Roman or Greek historians or commentary writers (and there were lots and lots of them around at the time, where even the most mundane boring people and events get tons of written material coverage) never mention it, Jewish writers don’t mention it (about how a revolutionary rabble-rouser pretender to the throne, false kingly claimant and populist fraudulent messiah movement was nipped in the bud), Philo of Alexandria who regularly visited and had many powerful connections in Jerusalem never knew about it or mention it either, heck even the supposed Paul guru writer had absolutely no clue about it (as well as him not knowing anything about any earthly Jesus character stories, hocus pocus magic acts or earthly events either so that’s really no surprise actually), even nobody from the thousands of palm fronds waving people who were supposedly there even mention it to anyone who might have written about it or told someone else who could write and record the event, but instead only many decades and a century later does one invented story then later plagiarized and contradictory versions adapted stories written in another country in another language by anonymous writers suddenly appear? That’s when it becomes known and all of a sudden breaking headline news??? (including super detailed knowledge of every minute detail said and done and knowing even super private conversations and even what people were thinking and what dreams they had? Pfff as if. And on top of that on the very same day right after entering the city he even goes into the huge packed temple grounds and whips a bunch of people, kicking them all off the property and overturning tables causing a riot and many Roman guards stationed there never even tried to stop him? Even though they had the legal right to kill him right there and then on the spot for trespassing, causing illegal pandemonium, anti-lawful subversion and for being a sectarian anarchist revolutionary apocalyptic cult leader attempting to cause disorder and an insurrection against all authorities? (and we even have archaeological remains today of inscribed stone plaques stating that trespassing troublemakers strangers will be sentenced to death immediately!). All these things happening right there in downtown Jerusalem basically in King Herod’s backyard knocking over Herod’s gazebo and swing set like nothing? This is absurd and totally laughable it’s so ridiculous, wake up and smell the fiction). It all seems much more likely (and much more probable) as being just part of a much, much later concocted superhero fiction-fable dreamscape pretend world by one of the new sectarian theological anonymous mystical kabbalistic esoteric cultists-writers for one of the new Jewish-Essene offshoots failed secretive apocalyptic-messiah death cult religious sects, which it is.

…and we know Paul’s text excerpts are actually from many unknown authors not just one (aka “Pauline letters”), later various characters were simply “inserted” into real historical times and places and names were only “applied” to the texts as being the authors (We have no clue who wrote it because they’re anonymous writers, including “patchwork” written material thrown in from different unknown sources, that’s the way all man-made religions operate since people learned how to write, it’s always a changing, inventing, editing, mutating work in progress), invented histories and events were then written up “inserting” Paul into the times and events of the so-called disciples narrative in the story (just like in the average fiction novel, or Prometheus, Orpheus, Perseus, Hercules etc), and inserted quite poorly as the numerous remaining contradictions and erroneous information clearly shows we are dealing with fiction, then slowly the phantasm was now becoming an actual real person who was born, spoke and lived in the real world who could do magic shows against demons, make fig trees die instantly and even make thousands of pigs jump off cliffs to drown (Fabricating people, places and events just as the Old Testament writers did for centuries before, and Muslim writers afterwards). Interestingly, evidences and even Christian tradition claims Arianism was the dominant religion at the time of the First Council of Nicaea in 325 CE before being mysteriously “outvoted” by some newly appeared theological politburo “claiming” divine right, yet Origen, Eusebius and even Emperor Constantine and his family were of the Arianism Christian faith, which still continued for over a century, Emperor Valens was also up to 378 CE.

“You get a vision, and you get a vision, and hey you there you get a vision too! Everybody gets a vision!” A scene portraying the ancient Oracle at Delphi where advice from Apollo was given from visions, as explained below so-called “visions” were already a popular “thing” among many pagan religions in the ancient world long before any purported Paul came along to invent and spread his abstract concepts outer space-based Christianity theologies and failed apocalypses, the Oracle at Delphi even has an estimated history from circa 1400 BCE and that’s just one of many visions examples. Even up to today many telescamvangelists repeatedly have visions with secret heavenly information given about needing to buy a new jet plane, which mansion or cakes to buy or how many millions of shekels they have to get that month or quarter for the lord and the lord’s temple coffers glory, so including the visions happening in many other world religions and experienced by many other people that then means “visions” are even still “a thing” these days also, ipso facto.

Another interesting thing to take into account about so-called Paul, (the very first purported “Christian” writer and proselytizer decades before any later anonymous gospels-novels were devised over the next century), and since on the topic of his purported so-called “visions” and secret messages put into his brains from outer space, it’s a funny thing about “visions” (and “ghosts” which go along with visions many times and are at times even the same thing), as Dr. Dennis MacDonald points out and reminds (and who also shows the obvious parallels proving that much of New Testament and other early Christian narratives fables greatly imitate not only OT but also Homeric sagas and the works of Classical Greek literature because they were practically biblical to Greek writers which is precisely what the anonymous gospels-novels writers were)….it’s mostly about psychology and even a form of self-hypnosis, although in Paul’s case a weird strange self-hypnosis not to better himself or induce relaxation, concentration and awareness, but instead to induce a belief-psychosis fixation that what he was pretending in his mind was real because he so badly wants it to be so, such as his impending apocalypse and transforming immortal genderless spacesuit body zombifications happening very soon in his lifetime etc (i.e. – a fabricated contradictory “Pretend World” in his mind in this case being passed off as or declared to be a “Real World” in the “Real Cosmos” when in fact it’s a completely imaginary universe existence only in his mind). That being also that Paul and his “personal visions” were really nothing special or uncommon at all because visions were actually very common at the time and for quite a long time before him. Because people were having alleged religious “visions” for centuries and even thousands of years before Paul started writing about his “personal visions”…such as the ancient priests and priestesses of Sumeria, Mesopotamia, Babylonia, Zoroastrian, Egyptian, Akkadian, Assyrian, various Canaanite and other religion’s priests were likewise experiencing visions regularly, and many other more contemporaneous pagan mystery religions experienced visions of their resurrected saviors, gods, goddesses and superheroes also…Mithras, Hercules, Zalmoxis, Tammuz, Astarte, Inanna/Ishtar, Zeus, Osiris, Apollo, Dionysus, Romulus, the ancient Greeks and Romans and many more to name just a few, they all had visions because having visions was a thing, and that’s not even getting into Hindu or Buddhist and other Asian and indigenous religious “visions” which are also much older. How even today people have visions in many religions around the world and cases of many people even having non-religious visions of others such as Elvis, Jim Morrison, Marilyn Monroe, Jean Harlow, Napoleon, Mozart, Beethoven, Homer, Caesar, Attila the Hun, Vlad Tepes Dracula, Croatian King Peter Krešimir IV (including the Croatian Royal Pentagram I use as my favicon) and other former Kings and Queens and emperors and many other actual real historical people that existed to name just a few examples (as well as deceased family members or friends of course, there’s lots and lots and lots of those visions examples also). Which means the supposed Paul character and his purported “visions”, which turned out to be contradictory wrong information and so failed visions anyway, is really nothing special because religious visions were actually already very common long before any Paul started writing if he even actually existed as claimed (as well as the ghosts and ghost stories, ghost stories were also very popular in the ancient world and a thing too). And when you factor in that the decades later devised anonymous gospels-novels written in the 2nd century long after Paul would have died, were greatly influenced by Homeric sagas and based on a number of older previous pagan mystery religions resurrecting savior-superhero cults and sects beliefs, and how even the supposed Paul himself also greatly imitates previous visions and ghosts legends narratives, then that just makes Paul and his savior-god copycats of older pagan religions legends, narratives and beliefs and so actually quite unoriginal and ho-hum just like any modern day telescamvangelist vision chicanery babbling. Today of course people like a Paul would be given various colored candy pills and medications in a hospital to help them get back to reality and sanity again from his floating zombies bodies apocalypse obsessions and contradictory alternate reality nonsensical abstract concepts preaching fixations. The main point being though that there is then really no justifiable reason to give any purported Paul visions stories and conceptualized ideas any more importance or credibility than any of the numerous other religious and non-religious visions that have taken place since long before him, after him and that are still taking place around the world today, Paul is just one puny vision-fish in a big size of the planet lake of many vision-fishes basically, and so factually just another pathologically obsessed charlatan and Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert cacodemon con artist religious nut, which are also a thing), see also jesusneverexisted.com for much more eye-opening information.

(He also walked around talking in a British accent just like the Romans did for some reason). As briefly mentioned earlier, the same very problematic and contradictory quotes, events and hocus pocus continues right through to the culminating ending of each of the anonymous gospels-novels. Being very different from each other with very different magical events, things said and done and characters/beings involved, including darkness because of an eclipse at noon for 3 hours (during a full moon which is physically impossible) across the world (impossible again) that should have been noticed and written about by at least someone somewhere from the time, as well as simultaneous powerful earthquake, significant Jerusalem temple damage and especially roving bands of many fresh from the grave torah-zombies strolling through the city seen by many, but absolutely nobody from the time noticed these awesome magical things happening. Of course the pinnacle empty tomb finale scene stories are also vastly different and even on different days…from women just seeing a guy in the tomb with the stone already moved and then running away saying nothing to anyone and end of the story folks…to different women seeing the stone already moved but 2 guys are sitting and glowing in the tomb instead…to different women yet again but they see a magical outer space guy whoosh down bright like lightning and he causes an earthquake, then he zaps the Roman guards unconscious, and then he personally rolls back the stone himself and then sits on it chilling out…to lastly just 1 woman seeing the empty tomb but there being absolutely nobody in it at all, not even a pigeon or anything (for a more detailed dissection of those farcical absurd narratives from that dreamscape multiple space-time universes magical bodies twilight zone, see jesusneverexisted-notinthisuniverse). Yep it’s mythomania and contradictions problems galore from birth beginnings straight through to the magical hocus pocus finale multiple endings of the novels (and the Paul character doesn’t know or mention any of the earthly stuff happening in his letters anyway, none of it, which if he was an actual earthly person doing magical stuff or even just living on earth sure is problematic and very, very, very, very weird, Paul literally knows nothing about what the much later anonymous gospels-novels “authors” were inventing). It’s proven and very apparent then that Yahwehism-Jehovahism version 2.0 is also bullshitism fictions.
gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospetruth.

Before today’s scamvangelists, apostle-witches and various modern day media church fathers gurus with their own personal interpretations, vision-voices in their minds and other magical thinking pretend world musings (and of course in the process making up hundreds and even thousands of more different yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic imaginary Jesus skylord characters in their minds, books, magazines and related pretend world shekels-fundraising shows), there was of course the early centuries original wise guys church fathers with the gabbing-writing powers, and since they basically made the bible by deciding what goes in and what goes out and inventing new meanings and theologies in the 4th century (just as all new religion cults gurus do likewise because it’s a thing), then they probably had the divine gabbing-writing powers rights to do so by that same imaginary dreamscape phantom skylord in their minds.

“What should alert us to wholesale fakery here is that practically all the events of Jesus’s supposed life appear in the lives of mythical figures of far more ancient origin. Whether we speak of miraculous birth, prodigious youth, miracles or wondrous healings – all such ‘signs’ had been ascribed to other gods, centuries before any Jewish holy man strolled about. Jesus’s supposed utterances and wisdom statements are equally common place, being variously drawn from Jewish scripture, neo-Platonic philosophy or commentaries made by Stoic and Cynic sages.” – www.jesusneverexisted.com/surfeitofjesusesbutnojesus

The character as portrayed in the biblical fables narrative?, who was going around doing water magic and weather magic, spitting and putting mud in people’s eyes imitative magic, killing fig trees, copying older pagan religions demigods and saviors superheroes powers and myths and making demon swine and coin fish mouth magic etc etc etc?…without a doubt yes the fictional character is a witch, more precisely just a local literary desert crypto-mystical esoteric-kabbalistic and merkabah mysticism dreaming apocalyptic yahwehism-jehovahism blood magic fictional witch, which is exactly what the authors writing the gospels-novels were, and portrayed as the magical son of a local cacodemon genie-godling and also without a shred of evidence of existing in real history in the real world (and to add more obvious clues…he magically gets whisked away by the god of this world devil floating around the desert and Jerusalem like a Peter Pan, Casper the Ghost or Rocky the Flying Squirrel and getting asked 3 simple questions…but which he trickily avoids (just another ridiculous dreamscape testing of Job fable adaption), he’s always portrayed as being all secretive and keeping information from the general public but only giving secrets to his own small circle of apocalyptic family-abandoning devotees-minions, basically equating to his own small secretive apocalyptic-kabbalistic concocted merkabah mystics coven, the character even admits this in the fable by equating Non-Jew Goy-Gentiles as dogs and he even plainly states that he is giving his handpicked minions (the so-called 12 disciples) the mysteries to his ethereal kabbalistic kingdom and not giving them to anyone else anywhere (everyone else is on their own basically)…that’s plainly an extremely secretive esoteric coven of just another local mystery religion…although his handpicked minions-lackeys are afterwards always confused, getting things wrong and don’t even understand what he’s talking about most of the time because they’re regularly massively idiotic anyway, but are useful characters for errands and doing fig tree and fish mouth coin tricks with for the reader). As already briefly discussed, the parallels and even cases of outright imitating and copying the powers and feats of other much older pagan religions superheroes/demigods/saviors is proven in literary records and undeniable. e.g. – Gosh…turning water into wine like Dionysus, calming storms using weather magic and walking on water like Poseidon, virgin-born like Perseus, miraculous healings and raising people from the dead like Asclepius, the face of the sun darkened across the earth, the silent dead rose as torah-zombies and earthquakes shook the city at the death of Caesar as recorded by Ovid in 1st century BCE..coincidentally just like the much later gospels-novels stories, temptation questions in the wilderness by an immortal arch-adversary being just like Zoroaster (and Buddha etc), resurrecting and ascending in a new immortal spacesuit body like Hercules, promises to followers of eternal bliss happiness in an otherworldly paradise after death just like Zalmoxis, after death appearances and even on a road to the city just like Romulus and many other parallels/imitating examples (including virgin-born and dying and rising demigods/saviors/miracle men myths going back many centuries and even thousands of years previously). For someone not found in the historical record anywhere from the era (i.e. – nowhere, nothing, zilch, zero, nothing except the sounds of crickets), the earliest representational images have him with a typical Roman empire era short hairstyle, wearing a toga and even more interesting to note…having the Jesus character even using a wand (a magic wand, because even they knew that’s what actual important witches and magicians do so obviously he would have one also). Of course the imagery changed/mutated over the centuries to where during medieval times especially he doesn’t even look like anyone from the middle east anymore, but instead more resembling some medieval European king, duke or monarch, and usually with that same ol’ blank, all far-off melancholy spaced-out looking appearance, looking more like a detached Bjorn Borg, Brad Pitt or Willem Dafoe sitting around and posing on rocks in the deserts staring and pointing at the clouds, telling duplicitous scheming parables, long-winded boring crypto-mystic soliloquies and secretive speeches, quoting OT texts obscure primitive jimble jamble and kabbalistic merkabah mysticism esoteric gematria concoctions nonsense, coin in fish mouth tricks, zapping demons into swine and hexing disobedient fig trees to die etc (or resembling just about any alternative rock musician since 1991 basically). The main point being though is it’s even more mutations on top of all the other theological and written mutations, imitating and magician-witch hocus pocus powers (allegedly according to the story, so famous and popular for his miraculous tricks that he was soon talk of the town even throughout all of Galilee, Judea and Syria…except that nobody anywhere from the time actually heard of him or knew or wrote anything about him in the “real world” in this real galaxy), because the general populations all liked all those other popular older pagan religions witches and magical powers and superheroes stories and adventures so they just applied those same features to their new sectarian mystical esoteric-cryptic blood magic yom kippur sheepism-goatism religion superhero character also, it’s that simple). Also according to the claimed author of Luke-Acts he contradictorily ascends to the heaven on the 3rd day and never again seen…but also on the 40th day, which proves that only a real magic man witch magician can ascend in 2 different tangent alternate universes timelines in the very same story, probably only real witches can do that. Also later claimed that he was “100% man” and “100% god”, which any kid with grade 3 math skills knows that means 200% which is impossible and complete absurd nonsense (a glass is filled either 100% water or 100% salt or percentages of each such as 50/50 or 75/25 etc, even the kid with grade 3 math knows this and won’t fall for this imaginary ridiculous pretend world phantasm-math-witchery…being made 100% of something AND 100% of something completely opposite is just plain ignorant f*cko dumb nonsense for the feeble-minded, just ask the grade 3 math kid he’ll explain it to you if you don’t believe me), although since in the fable story there was no human man behind his earthly birth giving any seed anyway, so how exactly can he be 100% man then if he’s not even physically related to any man on earth anywhere at any time ever? This is just more of going back to “the moon is made up of cheese” territory fabulism and just more proofs of later mutating invented theologies based on the new spurious mythological stories invented by a few anonymous apocalypses and then planet ruling-obsessed ancient obscure weirdos writing guys (many early writers and believers even believed he never even had to take a poop because the food excrement would just magically disappear, smells like a made up fictitious witch phantasm, or a 200% poopless phantasm-witch actually). Also, if the character is fully 100% god and 100% man, what sort of schizophrenic warfare and mental conflict must have been going on constantly in his noggin? Didn’t he ever even look at a woman or woman’s bosom? have any thoughts not even one? or even notice women? wake up with an erection etc like men do? he was always walking around with blue balls? he never even had a nocturnal emission even once while growing up? never even once disobeyed a parent as a child? (especially since being just a scrolls-reading virgin his whole life as presented and claimed, hmmm? let’s get this straight, so he’s born of a virgin and then he himself dies as a virgin, yep nothing dreamscape weird, dubious or peculiar unreal sounding there so it’s obviously a typical man’s earthly existence)…if not then the character was no man, if he did then he should have gouged out his own eyeball or cut off his own hand or penis as he required others to do. And if he really was god, then why pray to his cacodemon godling father asking not to be crucified while even sweating blood for added zany blood suspense? It’s all really absurd theological hocus pocus pretend world idiocy, proven 200% mythological and just a new Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon sectarian witchery-fiction). Of course now mutated to where he’s a hazy ethereal phantom sitting on a throne in a celestial skycastle in the clouds in their head that listens, answers and has imaginary conversations with billions of humanoids on the planet all simultaneously (just like the most powerful Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon warlord real estate volcano puff of smoke warrior cacodemon godling-genie who likewise never talked to anybody), and even appearing in clouds, tree bark, oil slicks, mildew stains, sweat stains, frying pans, on toast, fish sticks, tacos, pizza, pancakes, perogies, crackers, ice-cream, potato chips, chili dogs, bacon, stews and many other foods and stains (if the blotches and stains even vaguely resembles a long-haired bearded guy then it has to be the Jesus character I guess).
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“EXCUSE ME, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE FOOLISH GOY HOLDING THE SIGN ABOVE AND HIS FOOLISH GOY WAYS & GOY’S SCIENCE-DEMONS PROPAGANDA SIGN LIES TRYING TO TRICK YOU, BECAUSE I VERILY TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN DRINK POISONS (AND VERILY PLAY WITH RATTLESNAKES & COBRAS) WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEMS GUARANTEED ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE IN ME AND DO EXACTLY AS SOME ANONYMOUS GUY SOMEWHERE WHO I NEVER MET WROTE AND SAID THAT I DID & SAID, I ALSO HAVE A FEW OTHER GREAT WISDOM THINGS & RESTAURANT TIPS I’D LIKE TO SAY AND WANT YOU TO BELIEVE…OR ELSE IT’S THE BURNING ETERNAL BBQ & IMMORTAL BURNING WORMS FOR YOU”…

The written rabbi Yeshua character in the fiction gospels-novels stories is known for speaking all sorts of secretive parables (most of which he only explains their meanings to just only his innermost few coven members who all soon just disappear anyway and are not in any historical record anywhere), strange, contradictory, obscure, pithy mystical-esoteric dreamscape bizarre things, wacko magical thinking things as well as absurd disturbing cultic things, but some of his everyday typical life things advice are also quite abnormal, absurd and nonsensical in the actual real world in this real universe (and that’s not even including his approving views about slavery, castration/eunuchs, that desert-dwelling ghoulie-ghoul spirits cooties are behind all health problems not diseases, germs, bacterias, DNA mutations, pathogens, infections etc). Things such as saying that his followers need to obsessively love, love, love him above everything and everyone else at all times, that his followers should hate their parents and parents hate their children and that people should instead just love and follow him over loving their family or else they will be damned, he also said he didn’t come to bring peace but instead came to bring a sword and make people’s enemies those of his own household (no cultic-sectarian mind control going on there folks not even a little bit, so you better believe and live by this rubbish because you don’t want to be sent to an eternal hellfire for disobeying do you?). He also allegedly said in the gospels-novels stories that people should love their enemies, give away all their possessions and just follow him, and that if someone beats you or steals something from you just turn the other cheek, love them and just offer them something more (so if someone breaks into your home, kills your dog and cat and kids and rapes your wife and then kills her you should just love them and give them your furniture and buy them some ice cream? Of if you get mugged then afterwards offer him to take your home stereo too? (Is this a dumb moron test to see just how gullibly dumb you are?, where exactly is this clown world planet he’s talking about and why does it even exist?). But a few other genius gems of his logic wisdom is his saying that even looking at a woman with any lust at all in any way whatsoever is actually already committing adultery (geez, what about just going to the beach, swimming and being surrounded by bikini-babes everywhere? What about going to the gym, yoga or aerobics classes, watching women’s volleyball, tennis or wrestling? or even women skiers for that matter. Anyone could be easily guilty of adultery 20 or 30 times before lunch and so then be damned to hellfire as an habitual adulterer), he also stated that for this reason it’s better to gouge your own eye out or amputate your own hand or arm so you won’t get damned to eternal burning worms hellfire (sure why not, sounds very sane), and he also supposedly said that you really don’t have to wash your hands before eating, because nothing that goes into a person’s mouth is dangerous, unclean or bad for them because only things coming out of their mouth is bad and dangerous for them, so it’s ok to use the washroom and wipe your butt and then go straight to having some juicy finger lickin’ good chicken wings and garlic butter pan-fried shrimp, and even using crusty used dirty utensils and plates is ok because he allegedly said so in the made up stories written by someone somewhere, so there’s actually nothing to worry about. (What planet and mind control absurd alternate dreamscape universe wisdom magic is the rabbi Yeshua character babbling about again? Apparently the one where getting sick from bacterias, viruses, pathogens and diseases is actually a blessing? and where parasites and infections are fun and enjoyable? If modern countries and societies actually lived according these preposterous worldviews, rules and especially the hygiene and cleanliness rules, then who knows how many more tens or hundreds of millions, or perhaps even billions of people, could have died unnecessarily just only because they took no care about simply using sterile utensils, pots, pans and clean dishes and drinking potable water and absurdly not washing their hands and faces regularly, that’s a major malfunction of gargantuan proportions). Of course some of his other similar gems of wisdom-logic are that if you have the faith and believe then you’ll be able to literally move mountains with a wave of your hand, get bitten by lethal snakes and have nothing happen to you, and yep you guessed it…be able to drink poisons without any harm to you (which is actually even a criminal act and would make him a criminal and murderous-guru charlatan fraudster in any country on the planet by encouraging people to attempt these extremely dangerous suicidal endeavors resulting in their deaths). Above is a representative image of the rabbi Yeshua character signifying his great perfect pointless common sense logic and shit for brains absurd wisdom powers (or the anonymous guy putting the words into the character’s mouth is equally absurdly idiotic anyway), not an actual real photo.

The notion that the four “gospels that made the cut” to be included in the official New Testament were written by men named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John does not go back to early Christian times. The titles “According to Matthew,” etc, were not added until late in the second century. The Didache (an early Christian treatise), Justin Martyr (c. 155 CE), and even Polycarp (c. 120 – 140 CE) and Ignatius (c. 115 CE) account for our earliest sources exhibiting awareness of any writings that “appear” to correspond with the New Testament Gospels. However, each of the above-named sources treat the gospels as being entirely anonymously written. Thus, although Papias ca. 140 CE (‘Common Era’) says he knows all the gospels but has only heard of Matthew and Mark, and also very strangely the quotes he references from the gospels books he calls Matthew and Mark is information that is not even found in our Matthew and Mark books! We have absolutely no clue what the heck writings he is quoting from!, which is another “red flag” clue proving that the gospels-novels were still being invented, written, edited, reworked and changed by unknown people at that time in the mid-2nd century (aka “Feeding the Lie”, but being another supreme fabulist (liar) he also supposedly knows that Judas swelled up so abnormally large that he could not even walk through narrow streets anymore (just like the Kool-Aid Man basically), his eyes puffed swollen shut, his genitals enlarged and filled with pus and worms when he had to urinate and that death came to him “in his own land” which still stinks so badly that no one can pass through there without holding their nose even up to today, wow now that’s dang darn interesting…lol, Papias is also a very important early source on Christian oral tradition and especially on the origins of the canonical gospels-novels, so no made up rubbish or fiction there instead it’s super-true), Justin Martyr (ca. 150 CE) knows of none of the four supposed authors (he refers only to excerpts of what he calls “Memoirs of the Apostles”, which could be any written material he came across and sounds very similar to Xenophon’s “Memoirs of Socrates”, as he was very acquainted with Socratic tradition, Xenophon and Plato’s “Socratic Dialogues” this is hardly surprising). Justin even mentions the ‘Acts of Pilate’ and treats it as a bona fide authoritative Christian text (now known to be a highly spurious text and void of historical truthfulness). Finally, Justin directly references other ancient sources such as Plato and Pythagoras, he basically loved telling all sorts of stories from any and all sorts of writings he could find.

Justin telling it like it is because he oughta know, but where did he and other various cultists and sectarian gurus in the 2nd century get their information from? Why were there so many differences in their beliefs? And why did the philosopher and writer Celsus call him out on his methodologies, claims and his fables stories dialogues?….

Justin Martyr in his Dialogue 88.3 also wrote that at the baptism of his Jesus character the water of the Jordan was even lit on fire as the holy ghost pigeon descended from the clouds and outer space and that multitudes of people saw it, as in the river literally caught on fire like a burning oil slick on water…pfff, sure it did. Funny thing though, in the 2nd century C.E. the philosopher, Platonist-Epicurean writer, rationalist and one of the earliest critiquers of the new cults Celsus, called Justin Martyr as well as the various Christians cults and sects in general at the time as “sibyl-mongers” or “believers in sibyls”. Why would this be? What did he know that the illiterate unreading new cults and sects members didn’t know? What did he mean exactly? Funny that you should ask, see below…

As mentioned, Celsus the 2nd century C.E. philosopher, Platonist-Epicurean writer, rationalist and one of the earliest critiquers of the new still very small, fringe and strange groups of various “Christ-Cult” sects he was occasionally encountering, and called them “sibyl-mongers” or “believers in sibyls” because of their fanatical obsessions with prophesying, already failed prophecies and their absurd book of revelation especially, a merkabah mysticism blood and gore filled, creatures, deaths and tortures revenge-porn book which many of the “Christ-Cults” themselves didn’t even accept and those who did couldn’t even agree on what any of it meant (some sybil verses including the Jordan river fire spectacle are even known only because they were quoted and used by the so-called “church fathers”, gurus and including Justin Martyr mentioned above, even for centuries after Celsus). In a nutshell, the authentic real sibyls were pagan prophetesses or oracles in Ancient Greece as well as eventually found throughout the Roman Republic and Roman Empire, and a sibyl ritual tradition already known about in the 11th century B.C.E. But by the 1st century C.E. the fake Sibylline Oracles started to be concocted further, used by and incorporated into first millennium Gnostic Christian, Hellenistic Jewish and yes even into other Christian beliefs circles, the new sibylline oracles at that time and afterwards have undergone extensive editing, re-writing, and redaction as they came to be exploited in wider circles by various religious cults and sects for their own propaganda needs and then deceptively ascribed to a sibyl, i.e. – ancient pagan mystical oracles traditions being adapted and borrowed to manufacture reworked, interpolated and edited faked oracles, then appropriated (aka “stolen”) by the various “Christ-Cults” writers for their own ideas (religious syncretization/cultural diffusion just like the previous Judaism-Zoroastrianism and adapting Mesopotamian legends examples, they are just anonymously written imitative fraudulent oracles “in the sibylline style” using classical hexameters then simply passed off as being genuine Sibylline Oracles by a sibyl), and then messed with some more, mixed and inventing new ideas and hodge-podge patchworked together in various ways for nefarious personal reasons-religious theologies agendas. The faked Sibylline Oracles in their existing form are a chaotic medley and It is futile to attempt to read any order into their plan or any connected theme. They consist of 14 books of various authorship, date, and religious conception. The final arrangement, thought to be due to an unknown editor of the 6th century C.E. in Alexandria, does not determine identity of authorship, time, or religious belief; many of the books are merely arbitrary groupings of unrelated fragments. On the other hand only fragments have survived of the entire ancient corpus of the real authentic Sibylline Books because they were destroyed and burned by new Christians already by the 4th century C.E. (including also the written works of Celsus and many other similar critiquers, commentators and thinkers or just anybody who thought differently or questioned things), who only wanted to preserve the already edited-reworked fake sibylline oracles books that they could use for their own theological mutations propaganda writings, the original authentic books they couldn’t edit and mess with and use were just too dangerous for them to have around. And people today still think the bible(s) itself isn’t concocted man-made stories, trickster charlatans writings and conflicting theological contexts inventions? Heck, if one of the Christians of today, from over 45,000 existing denominations anyway, got teleported back to the time of Celsus and the various strange fringe “Christ-Cult” groups he was encountering in the 2nd century C.E., most if not all of them would not even know what the hell the teleported Christian was talking about, their weird ideas and concepts and they would probably just get pronounced as a teleported heretic and bound for hell…..or the teleported Christian would just declare all of them as heretics in league with the devil and bound for hell. These particular “Fake Sibyllic Oracles” were anonymous in origin and as such were apt to many modifications and enlargement at pleasure by the Hellenistic Jews and later mutating and modified further by Christians for missionary propaganda purposes, then using deceit nefariously ascribed to a sibyl. The esoteric-mystical-kabbalistic-secretive-cryptic-obscure, invented-modified and quasi-spiritualism nature of these manufactured and continuously modified fake sibyllic oracles are further evidences that Justin of Caesarea (aka Justin Martyr, not his real name) as well as many other Christian writers and leading figures of the earliest centuries (so-called “church fathers” today, but they really weren’t as you now know if you’ve read up to here) were in fact not ghost-inspired holy men having secret knowledge about some sort of hazy, murky, allegorical eternal smoke and mirrors vortex mystical truths but they were ultimately instead fabricating Zoroastrian-Yahwehism-Jehovahism-Yeshuaism propaganda sorcerers and “Fraudulent Sibyllic Oracles” mystical death and blood-loving, books writing warlocks deceiving the duped gullible illiterate herds to join their various pretend world cults and sects, just as Celsus truthfully claimed. The excerpt about the Jordan river lighting on fire at the pigeon ghost baptism show is information only found in the faked sibyllic oracles thereby proving that Justin Martyr was using them as his main source for information and biblical twilight zone theologies information and not using any gospels-novels which weren’t even all written up yet and never even included that Jordan river fire scene. Indeed Celsus knew what he was talking about and basically caught them with their ink-stained hand in the mystical faked sibyl oracles cookie jar fooling the illiterate non-reading gullibles and so was then absolutely correct in calling them just a bunch of “sibyl-mongers” or “believers in sibyls”.

Origen of Alexandria (pictured above, and who apparently took the previously mentioned advice of the written new rabbi Yeshua magician superhero character and of the earlier Paul apocalyptic-new genderless spacesuit bodies writing guru to become a superlative loyal acolyte-slave [since on the topic of fiction superheroes I should add that I’m personally much more a Batman, Thor, X-Men and Iron Man type fan, just saying]) is the source of what we know about Celsus and his talking points and discussions. Celsus’ literary work “The True Word” thankfully survives, at least around 80% of it, by exclusively in quotations from it in “Contra Celsum” (Against Celsus), a refutation written in 248 C.E. by Origen (Yay Origen!). The written works of Celsus however, and many writings of other similar philosophers, thinkers, scientists, commentators, as well as many other important classical antiquity age written works, were largely burned and destroyed by Christian leaders and their faith-filled fanatics in and after the 4th century C.E. when it became a new “official” forced state religion of the empire. Origen today still remains as a very important “Early Christianity” leading figure and is especially highly respected and honored among today’s Christians as a superlative committed faithful believer and stalwart faith defender hero in his writing battles against thinkers, philosophers, scientists, poets and people who did not follow the divinely inspired unerring perfect scriptures, against thinking rational people fools who instead disobediently did not believe the written fables and were Goy heretics who even ridiculously thought the earth and cosmos is more than 6,000 years old and even more absurdly they didn’t even believe that painting dead bird’s blood dots on a leper’s thumb and ear to cure them was really-real true. Coincidentally today he is also considered a hero book writer model and patron to many scamvangelists, I mean televangelists, who consider him a wise righteous defender of the scriptures words against the foolish unobedient thinkers Goys who only think using their own brains in their heads and not using the scripture’s divine perfect brains which is all the brains they really need and should use just as the scripture’s authors and the Paul plainly told people to do at all times all the time (although he was writing about 80 years after the death of Celsus and about 200 years after the alleged beginning of the Paulianity-Yeshuaism dreams stories writings, he nevertheless still had the unwavering faith, secret powers and holy descending pigeon knowledge that only the scripture’s brains could bestow upon him just like the original first scripture’s brains writers did who were also filled with the same ghost pigeon holy powers from the glorious days of yore when risen torah-zombies rose somewhere and lurked the streets and avenues to the people of the city thereby proving that blessed Origen was right because he was rightfully using the scriptures brains and the scriptures writer’s brains as truth knowledge instead of using his own lying foolish wrong brains in his head which would have made him instead as just a gullible delusional fool just like the Goys but luckily that never happened (Aka: scripture(s) brains + your very own brains + scripture(s) authors brains x 77 − your very own brains ÷ 12 + some occasional non-salted magical sheep crackers/bread and pigeon ghost bacon dancing = perfect divine inspired really-real unerring truth and perfect eternal blood magic torah-zombieism to the outer space clouds with the Paul and defeating and destroying the planet’s Goys and then everybody left on the planet being part of and having the exact same great giant perfect planetary scriptures and scriptures-writers author’s brain forever and ever and all space-time, woo-hoo!). Origen has also been described as “the greatest genius the early church ever produced” because of his blessings ability to use the scriptures and the scriptures writer’s brains who wrote the scriptures to literally transform into his very own brains and so thus actually becoming his brand new perfect brain (sort of like that film “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” where they all likewise have the exact same brain and when all put together becoming one giant singular perfect brain basically that also came down from outer space clouds) instead of erroneously using his actual own errors-filled brains in his own head which would have been preposterous and probably heretical. Many believers also think that if only Origen was alive today, he would easily rhetoricalize and allegorically hyperbolize theological esoteric metaphors and presuppose secret exegesis, personal interpretations and hermeneutics of metaphysical cryptic symbolism of contradictory failed prophecies, erroneous cosmologies and pseudepigraphical anonymous obscure blood magic merkabah mysticism esotericism and kosher magic numbers spells and genealogies lists writings invented pretend world facts and ad hoc personal dreamscape theological mental gymnastics squared-circles around Goy scholars heretic fools like Robert M. Price, Richard Carrier, Raphael Lataster, Richard C. Miller et al etc, leaving them all mesmerized and flabbergasted-speechless with no rebuttals and in complete awe of his scripture’s author’s brains powers knowledge that he wrote about, and of course he would easily expose and refute all the fake fossils, foolish science shenanigans, scamming natural history and paleontology museums fakery lies and probably easily refute all the heretical unbelieving pretending medical hocus pocus hospitals-temples masked witchcrafting sorcery-magicians foolishness too because they also are unbiblical mythological beliefs probably from the lying demons and the heretical Goys-demons).
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“Most Christians Are Oblivious, Or Because Of Cognitive Dissonance Simply Unwilling To Admit What Their Very Own Biblical Texts Say…That Their Religion Is Just Another Cult Of Primitive Yahwehism-Jehovahism, A Scourge And Sect Founded By & Belonging To Ancient Mega-superstitious Anonymous Fiction Writers & Goat Herders Of The Ancient Middle East. Telling A Lie And Believing Lies To Be True Doesn’t Make It True, It’s Still Lies”.

(spoken in an annoying whiny voice…”Read me! Read me to learn the secret blood magical hocus pocus secrets to save your soul from the immortal burning worms and the Egyptian lake of fire and sulfur, reeead meee!”) The bible is not just a book, it’s actually a “collection of books” (or collection of many scrolls and papyri actually) written by anonymous primitive ethnocentric hyper-superstitious magical thinking tribal authors, at different times in different places, according to only their own personal pretend world fabricated ideas and meant only for their own clan and tribal community, and besides telling lies but just saying or even believing they’re true still doesn’t make it true, it’s still lies. If you want to have a really truthful applicable book title then “Book of Lies” is really and factually a very correct and fitting title, and the description by some deceiving charlatans of it even being perfect “inerrant” and “infallible” is proven to be absurdly ridiculous, lies and comical bullshitism absurdity. It is astounding just how opposite is the case with the overabundance of wrong information, contradictions, failed predictions, faked authorship claims, wrong impossible natural world, planetary and cosmological claims, misinformation twisting and inventing meanings that aren’t even in the text and quite a number of disturbing mentally ill behaviorisms etc. Because right from the beginning first book of genesis and onward a reader is immediately having their brain inundated by reading about primitive and pretend world fables and fictions and magical thinking with fake fictitious characters and events, forgeries, plagiarisms, pseudepigrapha, impossible fables claims, wrong and senseless cosmological and geoscientific information, wrongly claimed information vis a vis known real proven historical record information, natural world nonsensical and impossible hocus pocus shows and displays, magical fruits, including blood magic as being part of natural science of the planet, using blood sorcery and animal sacrifices as a cure for diseases, ignorance of human anatomy and psychology, ignorance of basic math and pathology/diseases, nonsensical illogical absurd narratives, time travel of fictional celestial and chthonic beings, invented genealogies, talking animals, mutating abstract concepts and beliefs theologies, ultra-superstitious and ultra-ethnocentric thinking and behaviorisms, religious syncretism from other religions and cultural diffusion from other cultures portrayed as being original and divine, outer space beings and creatures, zombification powers, failed prophecies including opposite verified results of prophecies happening instead, mythomanias used as a substitution for known history and geography, and numerous contradictions all of which are actually just other alternate ways of saying “lies”, aka “bullshitism” in the colloquial vernacular (because the master of all the galaxies and cosmos and everything in it as presented in the texts, yet it can’t make a box, a boat or even one simple puny building…it can make all things humans can’t make we are told but it just is unable to and “can’t’ make things that humans “can” make, also because the fictional Abraham character is also responsible for various different theologically opposed religions and over time mutated into countless other different cults and sects and theological-superstitions behaviorisms beliefs at odds with one another and so the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon god actually can’t get anything right and is confused with no legitimacy…unless “inerrant” is actually a metaphor or allegory which means full of errors, see telescamvangelist videos below for just a few examples of some of the absolute verminous supremos of misinformation bullshitism).

It is only in 180 CE, with Irenæus of Lyons, that we are told who wrote the four “canonical” gospels and discover that there are exactly four of them because there are four quarters of the earth/four pillars supporting the earth, four universal winds and because the so-called “Church Fathers” also identified the four gospel writers with the ridiculous absurd four living beings or beasts named in Revelation 4:6, 7; cf. Ezekiel 1:10—the lion was Mark, the ox was Luke, the flying eagle was John and the creature with the face of a man was Matthew, this symbolic identification is made in both Christian literature and art through the centuries and is basically just more fabulist mutating hocus pocus inventions. Thus, unless one supposes the argument of Irenæus to be other than ridiculous, we come to the conclusion that the gospels are of unknown origin and authorship, and there is no good reason to suppose they are eyewitness accounts of a Jesus character. It could just as easily have been referring to the wonders of Dionysus turning water into wine, or to the healings of Asclepius etc.

Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon God’s personal handpicked prophet and apostle-witch thinks the “Great Divine Cosmic Butler” and “Personal Banker Genie Deity” and its bibles manual are mostly about “miracle spring water” and faith shekels seeds for “miracle oil”, when it’s all really mostly about just primitive blood magic sorcery, Mesopotamian legends, Zoroastrianism, primitive Levantine tribal religious-cultural syncretism and diffusion, necromancy magic incantations, failed apocalyptic predictions, slavery, grooming and fashion laws, yeast-free breads and of course sacrificed blemish-free goats and pigeons.

A portrayal of the popular climactic scene from the anonymously written Matthew gospel-novel where many recently risen from their graves torah-zombies rose and walked around the city “seen by many”, just one of numerous examples of further mutating, changed, edited and added material not found in the original 1st anonymous “Mark” gospel-novel, and strangely all of them also not being known about by the alleged Paul character who instead only knew of a celestial outer space skylord Jesus being who never at anytime he described as ever even being physically born, living, doing magic, walking around doing stuff or even being on earth at anytime, btw the torah-zombies are never mentioned again anywhere ever again by anybody (not even by any of the gospels-novels writers or anybody else anywhere) and nobody knows what happened to them, and it’s still one of the greatest talked about mysteries of the world being studied and on the news everywhere even today.

However what the many earliest texts from the 1st century included and what they exactly believed (i.e. – the actual very first so-called “Christians”, although we don’t really know what they even called themselves or their religion because of the numerous cults and sects to be found at the time) before being edited and/or reworked or outright burned in later centuries, we may perhaps never fully know, yet we do know enough that many of them clearly believed in a “phantasm” Jesus-ish character (who only received the name Jesus later after already dead interestingly), but that he wasn’t ever even literally born and that a battle of kingdoms took place in the cosmos not on earth. These are the earliest so-called “Christians” and Christian texts (or whatever they called themselves as that term is a much later construct, it’s a title not a name)…if they were alive to read today’s various bibles and watch televangelist shows they most assuredly would not even recognize what was being preached, the vast majority of the later added fables, doctrines, legends and characters and nonsense shticks, probably even that people were all crazy for believing such invented nonsense drivel.

♫♪♪♬…Haaaalleluuuujaaaah…We worship the invisible Jewish circumcised torah-rabbi magician superrrheroooo…♪♪♩♬…who was King of the Jews but killed by the Jews because he was a fake king and a fake invisible Jeeewww…who disobeyed Moses, Jacob, Ezekiel and Yahweeehhh…♪♪♩♬… and Yahweh is Jewish and will destroy his hated enemy Goooyyys….Aaameeennn…♪♪♩♬…We are the unchosen filthy hated animal Goys and we believe the invented Jew fairrryyy tales as reality and not the real reality as reality because only Iron Age desert goat-herding Jews can know and write magical reaaaalitttyyy…♪♪♩♬…because that’s what some guuuyyyy somewhere wrrrooote and he’s always riiiighhttt…Aaameeennn…♪♪♩♬…Zoroastrian and Canaanite inspired Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon blood magic sorcery hocus pocus mind control is truth..♪♩♫..Truth is not authority..♬..Haaaalleluuuujaaaah to the great outer space Yom Kippur goat skylord and mind control guru-ghost being…♫ ♩♩♫…Let thy gloooriiiouuus sheepism-goatism blood magic powers light the lamps of Zion’s temple and David’s throne and Abe’s comfy bosom foreeeeveeeeerrrr..♪♪♩♬…
Awaiting the day of immortal zombification as promised by some guy Paul and guaranteed by his celestial Yom Kippur goat skylord and then zap and melt the nations for the new Jerusalem temple world HQ theocratic kingdom..oh wait it was supposed to have happened about 2,000 years ago guaranteed, nevermind.

According to the biblical narrative texts, John the baptist, known best for performing a new local version of other already common much older pagan water magic rituals, wore camel hair, had unkempt hair and beard looking like a disheveled wildman, he lived in the wilderness away from civilization boldly yelling at people all sorts of crazy ideas, snacked on wild honey from rock crevices, tree sap and ate locusts for food…yum, today a person like this would be forced to a mental hospital to take medications and learn to bathe and eat regularly, strangely though the Jesus character is quoted as saying “I tell you, among those born of women none is greater than John”. Really? now that’s verily very interesting and ridiculously absurd, greatest man ever born you say? Pfff that seems very dubious and highly unlikely bullshitism. Tough luck Aristotle, Heraclitus, and Lucretius et al (and even the Moses and Abraham characters etc). According to the biblical stories then it’s really no big surprise why they both had the same enemies who thought of them both as troublemaking crazy lunatics. (Hey you, spit those locusts out of your mouth and have some fresh BBQed porkchops and real food you stupid jerk! and put on some real clothes too it’s not caveman days anymore!). Btw, contrary to most televangelist’s as usual erroneous perceptions and fabrications, the bugs eating and camels furs wearing John the baptizer is not some original new guy on the scene with new heavenly revealed “water magic” secrets and rituals, instead he’s just slinging the same ol’ hash that many other pagan religions had been doing already for thousands of years before him so it’s no new holy concept magical tradition. Baptism by water was a very, very old pagan rite, being practiced already by the followers of Zoroaster, by the ancient Chaldeans of Babylonia, by the Romans, the Greeks, the ancient Egyptians, as well as a number of European pagan tribal religions and even known to have been a common water immersion purification rite among various Indigenous Native American religions, it was also in vogue among the ancient Hindus at a still earlier date, so it was a “water magic” ritual already known and used by “pagans” for over 3,000 years previously, yep just slinging the same ol’ hash and nothing new. Also, so let me get this straight…so according to the story many, many thousands of people from far and wide come to him for a water magic ritual/ baptism and he’s become extremely well known and even very famous across the lands, then he acknowledges a new arriving Jesus character as the messiah and the promised savior of the Jews and so probably the most important Jewish person since Moses but actually even more important, (although the Paul writer knows nothing about all this stuff or even about any earthly events btw), but then he just keeps on doing his arrived doomsday burnings and water magic shtick having his own sectarian disciples and cult movement like nothing even happened. He never joins Jesus, doesn’t follow or help him, never speaks about him or even mentions him, but also THEY NEVER EVEN BUMP INTO EACH OTHER EVER AGAIN, EVER. Not even once do they cross paths again..ever, but one of the gospels-novels even has them being miraculous relatives from the start (Luke gospel-novel, in original Mark gospel-novel he’s a stranger never heard of or seen before). Also not long after John gets into big trouble with the authorities, with the Pharisees, Sadducees but especially mainly with the reigning Jewish ruler Herod Antipas, why?…because John gets all righteous uppity and starts causing big trouble badmouthing Herod Antipas among the people for being divorced and remarrying (very powerful and not exactly a guy you want to mess with Herod Antipas btw, basically flinging camel dung at his face looking for big time trouble and a big time headache). Yep, he forgets all about the centuries long-awaited Jesus the Jewish messiah the supposed son of their god and master of their universe (according to the story narrative), and instead he becomes all obsessed and fixated sticking his nose in Herod’s bed basically, and speaking out not against any murders or orgies or swine sacrifices going on with Herod but instead being vehemently against just only his marriage after being divorced, Herod wasn’t going around sacrificing babies or worshipping a cow, he didn’t get a 700th wife like king Solomon, he didn’t have multiple wives and concubines and get married women pregnant and then nefariously trick and kill her husband like king David, he was marrying according to local Jewish customs with a local Jew and not marrying some foreign Egyptian, Roman, Persian or Greek or other Pagan Non-Jew etc, he wasn’t opening a new foreign temple and sacrificing to Hercules, Aphrodite or Jupiter or Apollo or Asclepius or Zalmoxis or Mithras etc, just only for that (Hey Herod and everyone! I’m John directly arrived from the wilderness, the “Son of our Yahweh the Cacodemon” maker of our universe is walking around in your backyard Herod to defeat the Romans and install the kingdom but you got remarried after a divorce dagnabit darn holy dang I tell you!!!), or how about just telling any people anywhere?…”Oh hey! Guess what!? Our many centuries long-awaited messiah is finally here! He’s here right now on his way to Jerusalem people! He was at the river just yesterday, a magical pigeon landed on him and I was chatting with him for a whole 4 minutes, he’s really here for real Glo-Ry!”…Pfff not a peep to anybody some prophet. It’s like a ridiculous absurd kitsch comedy, according to the narrative he was even born for this specific reason in the first place to specifically introduce and hail the Jewish messiah and his kingdom on earth, but instead he then disappears entirely and the next time he’s mentioned he’s not hailing any new messiah superhero and his new kingdom or preaching his actual arrival…nope, he instead has a nitpicking bee in his bonnet causing trouble and angry that his king got married, THAT’S his major malfunction problem and important topic to preach about???!!! THAT’S what he decides to risk his life over of all things going on around him???!!! (the many centuries long-awaited messiah savior of the Jews is here right now, but this ruler is darn dang getting married, oh that’s it I can’t let this event happen without saying a word or two dagnabit I tell you!), he doesn’t even have anything to say about the Romans who were even ultimately in charge over the Jews, he’s a totally vacuous stooge and imbecile joke this John the camel fur water magic guy from the wilderness (and strangely again, the wife Herod divorced was Phasaelis who was actually an Arab being a daughter of a king of the Nabataeans, to take the new wife Herodias who was actually ethnically Jewish, so you would think “John” would be supportive of that since he’s such a by the book holy something or whatever, did John eat a few too many expired locusts?). Needless to say all these purported claimed events are very strange, irrational and absurd, in the stories they strangely never crossed paths or bumped into each other ever again which is very strange, however according to the stories John the baptizer and the Jesus character did both get executed by their own legitimate authorities charges for being religious nuts troublemakers and fanatical cultic gurus (however the known historical records date of John’s death is different from the gospel’s account time by years which is more contradictory problems), which was not strange and actually very common at the time, it was a thing.

Inconvenient fact: evidence of early Christian communities is extremely scanty, the new appearing versions of Christian cults remained a small minority among many cults and religions until well after one particular faction formed a political alliance with the State, i.e. – Constantine. The following new theologies and especially the newly concocted Nicene Creed was very unpopular for centuries afterwards with many breakaway new churches and churches that never accepted the new theologies in the first place, and so then persecution was necessary to impose its will, basically the former persecuted now became the new official state persecutors. (Laughably lots of people and especially televangelists even think that only the KJV bible is the true “god-approved” bible version, which would then mean it took the master of the universe only 1,600 years after the alleged narrative fables began to finally get a bunch of yokels, synods, votes, bannings, excommunications, editings, translations, new texts, fragments patchworking, reworkings, retranslating, book burnings and many meetings to finally get it right and so “Christianity” is actually then really only 400 years old, but it’s still full of contradictions, errors absurdity and nonsense and so it’s not really that impressive actually. And people think “Fake News” is just a recent modern day phenomena?).

(You can read A list of over 700 inconsistencies in the Bible for just some of those other ridiculous, absurd, nonsensical and contradictory examples, but there’s many, many more though).

**“WHERE ARE YOU NOAH? I’VE GOT A GIFT OF** **TOPNOTCH HOOCH FOR YOU, TIME TO GET SHITFACED AND NAKED”…..”HERE I AM LORD! HOW GREAT THOU ART LOL!”**

We already know that the whole demented Noah and the flood absurd fairy tale was mostly borrowed and adapted from much older Mesopotamian legends and other Levant flood myths, but let’s take a brief look anyway into what supposedly happened, because many people in the world even still today actually believe this proven nonsense drivel is actually real history and are trying to even fool other people too. So anyway, after it rained for 40 days, or 150 days, and 7 pairs of animals, or 1 pair of animals, went on the magical boat, the Yahweh-Jehovah demented ghoul clown god in the story basically kills everyone on the planet, all the men, women, young, old, children, babies…E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y (primarily because a bunch of gods/angels got sick of the big guy upstairs and decided to beam down to earth and go after women, who gave birth to the giant Nephilim, who strangely never drowned because they showed up later in the stories anyway because they probably knew how to swim…geeez pretend world bible twilight zone much?), and it also destroys all the animals and all the plants and vegetation too, bunnies, kittens, birdies, butterflies, grass, trees, shrubs, crops, flowers…E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G, then not long after the magical boat hits land after 7 months Noah proceeds to right away start burning animals to his skylord who is greatly pleased with the burning blood and carcasses aromas (big surprise there), and then not long after that Noah gets shitfaced drunk and naked in his tent. Then his youngest son accidently sees him naked and drunk and so righteous Noah pronounces a curse on the son that ALL his offspring forever will be cursed and slaves of his other brothers…forever and ever, because naturally all of the son’s offspring generations for eternity really should pay the penalty for the son’s accidental look into the tent and seeing singing and dancing shitfaced drunk naked righteous Noah (which would mean 1/3 of all humanoids on the planet will be slaves for the nefarious tent transgression, great start to the new better world), it’s not overreacting extreme, hot-headed irrational, a fake-history or a politico-religious theological invention either, it only makes perfect sense and seems very justified and fair (btw, not long afterwards another righteous hero guy also gets shitfaced drunk in his tent and impregnates his 2 daughters and he said he didn’t even know it or remember because he was asleep…2 nights in a row, honest, and coincidentally again with magically appearing hootch wine in the middle of nowhere, getting shitfaced drunk and naked in your tent was a thing back then). But since the fiend clown god in the fable destroyed ALL the plants then where did Noah get all the grapes and wine anyway? He saved a bunch of grape plants on the boat? A nearby vineyard miraculously got saved? A celestial being floated down with some topnotch hooch to give to Noah? Are people seriously trying to tell me this invented rubbish nonsense dreamscape pretend world story isn’t really just a fiendish retard clown god and a clown world fable?
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You mean a new local ethnic cleansing, genocidal, sacrifices demanding, capricious, jealous, evil creating, merciless control-freak, vindictive malevolent, pyromaniacal, angry, pestilential, unforgiving curses-hurling, easily duped puff of smoke in a tent in the desert godling is creator master of the universe and all existence? lol (see also jesusneverexisted.com/yahwehbrutalhungrygodlingofwar).

**♫♪♪♬…Are you washed in the blood?… ♫ ♩♩♫…**
**yep, nothing creepy cultish, absurd or ghoulish primitive blood magic going on here folks, not even a little bit. Image: Photofest.**

So let me get this straight, it’s not saying it’s the one and only god and that “there are no other gods out there”, it just doesn’t want them before him when it comes to local shekels, virgins and sacrifices and especially dibs on the local turf, but anyway if it thinks it’s the one and only god of the entire cosmos including the entire planet including all the way west to California and east to Japan and Hawaii, then why does it only float around and vacation in a small part of the Levant and do it’s angry murderous zapping, creating evil, jealous smitings, ethnic cleansing genocides, massacres, control-freak terrorism, burnings, hateful malevolent infanticides, misogyny, failed predictions, curse-hurling, hexes, fiery serpents, creating evil, appearing as a volcano, storms, earthquakes, bushes and as a puff of smoke in a tent and vengeful pestilences just only there and nowhere else on the entire planet? That doesn’t even make any sense…that is unless it’s lying or it’s just an invented puny Iron Age local primitive desert tribal blood magic genie phantasm in anonymous writer’s minds, which it is.
Besides, apparently YES, there ARE other “Gods” and that’s even from the horse’s mouth…Deuteronomy 32:8 – “When the Most High (El-Elyon) divided the nations, he separated the sons of man (Adam); he fixed the boundaries of the peoples according to the number of the sons of El (God). But Yahweh’s portion is his people, Jacob, his own inheritance”. This passage identifies ʽElyōn with ’Elohim, but not with Yahweh. It can be read to mean that ʽElyōn separated mankind into 70 nations according to his 70 sons (the 70 sons of Ēl being mentioned in the Ugaritic texts), with each of these sons to be the tutelary deity over one of the 70 nations, one of them being the God of Israel, Yahweh-Jehovah…so there you have it, other sons of God (Elyon) exist who are brothers to Yahweh-Jehovah but they have their own different nations, territories and peoples to be God of. Thus Yahweh-Jehovah is just only “God” in his allotted territory among his given people and he’s just one of many other Gods that exist. Thus today many Goys in the world are erroneously worshipping the wrong “God” that isn’t theirs and may eventually be sent to hell by El/Elyon (Elohim) because of their transgression. (This may explain the preponderance of numerous failed and fake healings, faith-shekels seeds scamologies and plethora of wrong predictions because they’re worshipping the wrong god).

And even just the less well-known case of Marcion (among many, many cases of early 1st and 2nd century intrigue, debates, arguments, disagreements, censures and heresy excommunications), which is something probably many have absolutely no clue about because it’s been censored and hushed-up for many centuries (among many other things), it’s very interesting though even from just the historical perspective for history buffs even if not interested in any of the religious views or beliefs, interesting for a number of very intriguing and important reasons that would probably piss off many televangelists especially. (Get ready to be mind blown so you might want to sit down and make some snacks and adult beverages first, I recommend a Martini or maybe a Jager Bomb, you can even order a few gallons from Jim Bakker’s creamy potato soup bucket first if you want I don’t care)…

Because the early so-called “church father” Marcion was actually onto a good idea by finally being the very first person to decide to actually write things down in the late 1st to early 2nd century as a permanent record that people could actually read, (and according to his sources, which were the earliest known sources available at the time because the later 4 gospels weren’t even thought of to be written yet…Marcion wrote that Jesus started a completely brand new religion that wasn’t even connected to the Old Testament and its always jealous, complaining, repenting, genocidal, wrathful absurd infantile, malevolent, infanticidal, smiting, laws and regulations giving and blood magic sacrifices demanding Yahweh-Jehovah-cacodemon-god (aka “God” to some people for some weird reason). Marcion instead denied Jesus’ actual physical and bodily birth, death, and resurrection altogether by explaining that according to his information and sources (again the oldest sources known up to then btw, and there were many other groups, churches and sects who likewise believed similar things at the time, we don’t really even know what the earliest first believers believed or why), Marcion insisted that Jesus was actually an incarnated phantom from somewhere beyond with an imitation material body, as in he wasn’t even born on earth but instead came down as a phantom and then just took on a bodily form, (a viewpoint also shared by a number of the early Christian groups btw, Marcion was just most singled out by competing so-called “Church Fathers” cults leaders because of his growing presence and popularity), but his writings pissed off some others who didn’t agree and who had their own ideas and agendas, so then they decided to write stuff down also to answer back as a retort which ironically eventually became the early New Testament, so you see Marcion actually started the whole idea of writing the New Testament thing, as in the very first New Testament gospels writings and because of this he’s even sometimes also called the Father of the New Testament. Some of Marcion’s views were similar to the teachings of Cerinthus (50-100 CE) who likewise believed that the lesser “Demiurge” god created the world not the unknown god of Jesus, but he additionally assured that Jesus was not supernaturally born of a virgin, but was instead just a mere man, the biological son of Mary and Joseph, and that the Christ (anointing) descended upon Jesus only at baptism but it abandoned him at the crucifixion and he then simply died, died just as thousands of others were crucified and died. Cerinthus claimed that he received angelic inspiration (“Holy Vision”?) assuring him that was the truth of events (and you can’t deny angelic holy visions sent by god can you? It worked for Paul, and countless others before and after, so Cerinthus could very well have the real “gospel truth”). Interestingly, there are even claims by groups already from those early centuries that Cerinthus was the actual true author of the Gospel of John and Book of Revelation, reason being because even today the Gospel of John in numerous obvious and contradictory ways can rightfully be regarded as the opposite of the other 3 gospels and it largely denigrates them. The John gospel-novel can be correctly described even as an “Anti-Synoptic Gnostic Gospel” which adapted Philo’s description of the centuries older pagan philosophical “Logos” concept (first mentioned and written about by Heraclitus in circa 535-475 BCE), because of the vast differences and because it was written considerably after the other 3 gospels and their sources/anonymous authors it can even more accurately and correctly be described and regarded as a truly Gnostic inspired “Gospel of Satan” or more accurately an “Anti-Synoptic Satanic Gospel”, although Gnosticism teachings and theological ideas are found in the Synoptic Gospels also but just not to the high degree of the later anonymous so-called John gospel texts (To put it colloquially, the authors of Mathew didn’t like what was in the written text of Mark and so added plenty of stuff and various new stories and various new concepts and meanings, then the writers of Luke didn’t like what was written in either of them all that much and so started adding lots more stuff and ideas and changing meanings, but then lastly the authors of John (yes “authors” because it repeatedly states “we”)…basically said “F**k all 3 of you you’re all wrong, I (we) have the real deal gossip rumours news scoops story and know what went down and I’m gonna write the real story” and so then wrote opposite things from all 3 of them and adding more different theological meanings, abstract concepts, new miracles and stories, with his new theologies and ideas he actually comes across sounding more like the “Paul” character than any of the other gospels-novels writers). However importantly not to be confused with the Lucifer/Luciferian “Light-Bringer/Bringer of Light” (because Lucifer is just the ancient Roman Latin name for the planet Venus) or associated with the plural “Elohim” Gods who created the world and everything in it, but rather more in line as the Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon God’s “Diabolus-slanderer” character (the one that throws libelous claims at another, i.e. – Diabolus which became Devil) who is similar to the Satan Angel (i.e. – “a satan” or “the satan” that did or said such and such) much like the one that blocks and “accuses” Balaam while saving his talking donkey from being beaten to death, who himself even states that he was “sent to come down” to be a Satan to Balaam.

As already touched upon earlier, the similarities of the Jesus character to many other earlier pagan dying and rising saviors and demigods such as Hercules, Perseus, Ion, Asclepius, Dionysus, Helen, Asherah, Sennacherib, Zoroaster, Zalmoxis, Alexander the Great, the Ptolemies, Caesar Augustus, Plato, Mithra, Sandan, Horus, Attis, Romulus, Remus and many others (including conceptions by miraculous circumstances and being virgin-born) are features too striking to disregard. The Oxford Classical Dictionary and even the Catholic Encyclopedia, as well as many others, corroborate.

And if we are to take seriously the biblical text speaking about the Jesus character miraculously feeding thousands with a handful of food (twice!), causing a major revolt knocking over tables and disrupting commerce activity in the very Jerusalem “armed guarded” busy temple grounds, of his miracles and exorcisms fame spreading like wildfire across Galilee including even all across Syria, being hailed a king by large crowds throughout the city etc (and especially supernatural impossible eclipses darkness for hours, temple damage, rising galavanting torah-zombies and earthquakes that should have been noticed by just about everyone), then we have the problem of the 126 “Silent Historians” (or 127 if the Jesus is included in the list), i.e. – historians from the time period and even in the area, who many times specialized and even sought out strange stories, fantastic or interesting local tales, weird regular and irregular people, events and happenings taking place…

The 126 “Silent Historians”

Aelius Theon
Albinus
Alcinous
Ammonius of Athens
Alexander of Aegae
Antipater of Thessalonica
Antonius Polemo
Apollonius Dyscolus
Apollonius of Tyana
Appian
Archigenes
Aretaeus
Arrian
Asclepiades of Prusa
Asconius
Aspasius
Atilicinus
Attalus
Bassus of Corinth
C. Cassius Longinus
Calvisius Taurus of Berytus
Cassius Dio
Chaeremon of Alexandria
Claudius Agathemerus
Claudius Ptolemaeus
Cleopatra the physician
Cluvius Rufus
Cn. Cornelius Lentulus Gaetulicus
Cornelius Celsus
Columella
Cornutus
D. Haterius Agrippa
D. Valerius Asiaticus
Damis
Demetrius
Demonax
Demosthenes Philalethes
Dion of Prusa
Domitius Afer
Epictetus
Erotianus
Euphrates of Tyre
Fabius Rusticus
Favorinus Flaccus
Florus
Fronto
Gellius
Gordius of Tyana
Gnaeus Domitius
Halicarnassensis Dionysius II
Heron of Alexandria
Josephus
Justus of Tiberias
Juvenal
Lesbonax of Mytilene
Lucanus
Lucian
Lysimachus
M. Antonius Pallas
M. Vinicius
Macro
Mam. Aemilius Scaurus
Marcellus Sidetes
Martial
Maximus Tyrius
Moderatus of Gades
Musonius
Nicarchus
Nicomachus Gerasenus
Onasandros
P. Clodius Thrasea
Paetus Palaemon
Pamphila
Pausanias
Pedacus Dioscorides
Persius/Perseus
Petronius
Phaedrus
Philippus of Thessalonica
Philo of Alexandria
Phlegon of Tralles
Pliny the Elder
Pliny the Younger
Plotinus
Plutarch
Pompeius Saturninus
Pomponius Mela
Pomponius Secundus
Potamon of Mytilene
Ptolemy of Mauretania
Q. Curtius Rufus
Quintilian
Rubellius Plautus
Rufus the Ephesian
Saleius Bassus
Scopelian the Sophist
Scribonius
Seneca the Elder
Seneca the Younger
Sextus Afranius Burrus
Sextus Julius Frontinus
Servilius Damocrates
Silius Italicus
Soranus
Soterides of Epidaurus
Sotion
Statius the Elder
Statius the Younger
Suetonius
Sulpicia
T. Aristo
T. Statilius Crito
Tacitus
Thallus
Theon of Smyrna
Thrasyllus of Mendes
Ti. Claudius Pasion
Ti. Julius Alexander
Tiberius
Valerius Flaccus
Valerius Maximus
Vardanes I
Velleius Paterculus
Verginius Flavus
Vindex
*(Jesus could also be included on the list because if anyone should have written anything it should have been him).

And then when you factor in that Paul apparently didn’t know about any actual earthly birth, life, miracles, sayings or death of his Jesus skylord, his fighting and disagreements with “the 12” aka apostles, early church (originally just called “the way”) infighting and charges of heresy about whether any literal physical Jesus was actually ever even on earth, was just a phantasm specter or is just ethereal celestial, warring believers who couldn’t even agree when he lived (plus or minus 100 years scenarios), the early theologically divergent cults and sects, i.e. – churches (Valentius, Marcion and numerous others, and “Gnostic” type movements and churches, Montanism, Arianism, Basilideans, Sethianism…Ophites, Elkesaites, Nazarenes, Samaritans, Mandaeism, Diocetism theologies etc etc etc), numerous contradictory and forged gospels and letters, then the evidences clearly point towards an initial fictitious celestial Jesus character in outer space somewhere fable who was never actually earthly real, but was instead just yet another mutating legendary mythology from the start, and only later “inserted” into history/historicized).

“If we are to take the invented biblical Yahwist desert cacodemon deity at nominal face value exactly as it is presented in these ancient anonymous priestly written and scribbled texts and their peculiar fables and obscure dreamscape narratives, and not as promoted by their flummoxed apologetic acolytes with their ad hoc inventions and mental acrobatics concoctions, then it is clearly the most vile, repulsive and absurdly contradictory being ever dreamed up. Because we have plentiful amounts of textual evidences that it is pathetically puny, mentally defective, greatly deficient in common sense and with vastly underdeveloped knowledge, astonishingly erratic, morally reprehensible, immeasurably ignorant and thus naturally irrelevant for any thinking person to even attempt to ponder, much less explain or make fanciful excuses for. Yet even those are not sufficient enough excuses for it to exist, because it is also ultimately directly responsible for the most heinous wicked crimes, barbarous calamities and obscene grotesqueries imaginable, and as a bizarre paradox they are considered its marvelous handiwork to which glorifying adoration should and must be made, so it is said…(I have also been made privy to by some fabulists in Abrahamic academic apologist’s circles, that it also has decided in his immense oscillating, injudicious and imprudent wisdom, to bless the planet with not just one absolute religion, but with at least 3 incongruous heretical failed religions to follow, my how majestic and magnanimous of him and blessed for us all)…
…Yet the atrocious lunacy does not stop there and is even worsened by the very primary reasons for the afflictions and threats having happened at all, for this alleged all-knowing most wise and most powerful architect sitting in its far-off unseen sky castle temple…it performs these deeds along with episodic browbeating discourses to only a select anonymous very few for the sole purposes of megalomaniacal self-fetishization and self-worship. Notwithstanding the various required superstitions, blood magic witchery and spellwork incantations, to make their presentation of absolutely no value and even more asinine..this Iron Age biblical master of the deserts, and perhaps a few nearby piles of craggy rocks, mounds and crevices, is shown to be a theological construct and on the whole a tribal absentee landlord who was largely mostly concerned with local real estate, blood, burnt animal sacrifices and love of self-exaltation, but is completely ineffectual. In the presented texts it is incontestably shown to be an alien, preposterous, contemptible, unknown, a jumble of confusion, primitive antiquated and obsolete deistic flotsam and jetsam, and still even today it remains as a backward unevolved self-idolator incapable of any sort of acumen or legitimacy whatsoever”.
– Unknown 19th century philosopher historian

Allegedly knows the future of everything, everywhere at all times before it even happens (even way before it happens and even way long before that)…but gets…angry, smiteful, jealous, genocidal, infanticidal, vengeful, pestilential, malevolent, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, misogynistic, ultra extreme ethnocentric parochial, pyromaniacal, vaccicidal, filicidal, curse-hurling, cannibalistic, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, control-freak terrorist, vindictive and merciless…when stuff happens. More details at https://unpleasant.ffrf.org/.

Abrahamic Religions God, aka “Yahweh-Jehovah”, aka “The Great Cacodemon Serpent-Maker” , “The Celestial Dichotomy Deity” & “The King of the Mesopotamian Garden”, according to his very own autobiography admits that “He Creates the Evil” and is in fact the actual Jewish Boogieman also (aka the Devil, Satan, Lucifer etc).

A more precise literal accurate representation of the OT biblical desert cacodemon Y-J god of the garden according to the very inspired words that he spoke and wrote in his very own inspired bible thus admitting his truths by his own handwritten words that he wrote. This is because as already explained and shown, the “Jewish Boogieman”, aka the so-called “Devil” and “Satan” character, is really just an imported concept from Zoroastrianism and other Iron Age Levant religions that is NOT found anywhere in the earliest OT biblical text, in the OT the biblical Satan character is actually really just the same biblical local tribal Yahweh-Jehovah godling character just under a different name, how at first he originated as a personality trait of his, then used as a title not a person, and then only later still transformed (mutated, seen above) into a proper noun as a specific personal heavenly errand boy/angel lackey, before transforming into Yahweh-Jehovah’s personal prosecuting attorney and then (after incorporating Zoroastrian concepts and beliefs after the Babylonian Exile) mutating again and “given” a kingdom and realms and his own personal army of angels and even power and authority over the entire earth to rule as “God of the World”. And another very coincidental clue is that the Jewish Boogieman also likewise only hangs around and spends time in ancient Canaan/Palestine and parts of the Levant and nowhere else on the planet, which coincidentally again is exactly what the Yahweh-Jehovah godling deity does also, both of them hang around doing their hijinx and adventures only in that small geographic area of the Middle East and nowhere else on the planet, that’s just way too coincidental again.

**Visualization of the Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon according to the OT/Hebrew bible texts.**

A representation of the OT/Hebrew bible new Yahweh-Jehovah deity, who is frequently throughout the “script-tures” described as burning with anger, jealous, wrathful, having smoke come out of his nostrils, consuming fire and burning coals from his mouth devouring people, lightning, glowing smoke and fire as from a furnace, melting, shaking and quaking the mountains and lands, coming down in smoke and dark rain and dark clouds etc (volcano-god and warrior storm-god much?), as well as commanding many genocides and annihilating numerous cities and towns completely by killing ALL the men, women, children, babies, pregnant women, and even ALL the cattle and ALL the living animals to be found there, yet while also smitefully murdering many Israelites in between the killing of Non-Jews, and of course threatening more of the same if it is not slavishly worshipped or if the people started asking any questions, complaining or disobeying his priests, AND even promising future people eating their own children cannibalism if the people don’t fully submit to all its whims and commands (and other disgusting things that I don’t have space to get into here, particularly not good news for the Goys and overwhelmingly most of the planet). Where was the Devil/Satan “Jewish Boogieman” during these times? As shown and discussed earlier he simply wasn’t invented yet until after the Babylonian Exile and then their adapting Zoroastrian religious beliefs and concepts (that’s not including the already present influences and adaptions from other surrounding older and neighboring religions such as from the ancient Mesopotamians, Sumerians, Babylonians, Akkadians, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Assyrians and other Canaanites etc). Even according to their very own written texts it’s irrefutable that the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon quite simply and obviously is the Jewish Boogieman all along. But to make things even more eerily creepy, today billions of duped humanoids on the planet actually worship this fictional character weekly (and even daily), and absurdly even claim that this concocted very local monster-godling character who was invented by a few anonymous Iron Age dreamers-writers to fool their tribe of hyper-superstitious ignorant goat herders in the Middle East somewhere, and that it even created the planet in 6 days, the entire universe and even all of existence. Geez, talk about living in an insane deranged “Twilight Zone” fantasy dreamscape movie existence, I don’t make this stuff up.

When the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah god (aka Jesus, Lord etc) writes that he’s Satan in his very own book then he must know what he’s talking about because he doesn’t lie or even repent either, just believe his very own handwritten words and have faith that he knows what he’s talking about which he wrote and gave you the faith Glo-Ry!.

When going on numerous god-commanded massacres missions for Jesus’ dad to take their lands, you first have to kill all the babies, children, pregnant women, young and old, and all the animals every single f***ing last one of them, it’s the best and only way don’t you think the “Serpent-Maker God” and “King of the Mesopotamian Garden” ought to know best.

…MEANWHILE IMMEDIATELY AFTER GIVING LAWS TO LOVE THEIR NEIGHBORS AND NO “COMMUNITY” KILLING OR STEALING OR INEXACT GOAT BOILING (BECAUSE AS FOR THOSE NOT PART OF THE NEW SECTARIAN RELIGION COMMUNITY AND CLAN IT’S STILL OPEN SEASON OF COURSE)…

The fictional rabbi Jesus character’s father the biblical cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah desert genie-godling:..”Yeah, yeah, I know I just told you not to kill, but I really want you to kill all the men, women, young, old, children, babies and even rip the unborn out of the pregnant women’s wombs so don’t forget your swords, oh and kill all the animals too, don’t leave a single living and breathing thing alive, kill every single f***ing last one of them”.

Smiting rules basics 101 – You always have to start off with turning the water, rivers and lakes into blood, it adds zany precursor excitement shenanigans to the story plot (Water and rivers turning into blood is practically a trope in the bible it’s so popular a dreamscape imagery used by the authors and shows advanced writing, e.g. – “Hey everyone get out of the pool! untie the camels and mules! run and get on top of the barn, the well and rivers are turning into blood!”…see? it’s zany amazing astonishing adventures excitement galore).

Good ol’ righteous and loyal Jephthah, now that’s a man of his word who fulfills his promises and thanks to the desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah, and not only that, his god is pretty powerful which is swell and nifty by granting wishes to win battles, being able to appear, then disappear and then even reappear again at will whenever it wants to some guy here and there centuries apart. Now that’s what I call a god and impressive hocus pocus powers that’s for sure, so it’s obviously also the wisest and most omnipotent creator and master of the entire universe because only a fool would not agree and instead believe foolishness. (to put it colloquially the episode conversation must have went something like this…”Oh father! you’re gosh darn dang diddly darn alive and won the battle welcome home!…Yes my little petunia all thanks to our mighty desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah!, but I made a deal with the mightiest of them all big guy upstairs for the win and so I’m gonna have to BBQ you now to pay up…Oh I see father dear, well it seems there’s not much I can say or complain about if it was an official deal with the big guy and such an important battle win, a deal is a deal after all, let me just say bye to my friends and then light up the BBQ…ok see you later at the BBQ then”), although strangely they lost many battles also including the very most important ones, so that’s weird. Btw, one thing that usually never gets mentioned or discussed in this really, really great inspiring story, is how the daughter was totally behind her dad’s important deal with the big guy upstairs and she didn’t complain, put up a fuss, question and especially she didn’t refuse not even once (and none of her friends tried to help her and assure her that her father was a delusional psychotic cultist, or at least help her escape), which shows absolute loyalty and glorious righteousness in obeying Yahweh-Jehovah’s official deal with her father and thus praising his name and infinite wisdom and power, wow now that’s a loyal righteous obeying minion example for everyone to follow and that believers today should aspire to attain, and the important lesson to be learned is probably to always trust and unquestionably obey Yahweh-Jehovah god’s deals with his people and that a deal is a deal).

Jesus’ father the desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah made sure the soldiers got their dicks wet for glorious righteous hallelujah and Zion glory blessings, plus even get to BBQ some as a bonus aromatic blessing, the lord he is just so loving caring and a truly all-around swell god guy who’s perfect (this may partly help explain the recent rise in the number of women televangelists, will there be similar BBQs taking place in the near future at NASCAR events along with the trash can turkey and spare ribs? perhaps, rumor has it that foreign gentile virgins have juicy thighs and legs)
**…♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…**

Which reminds me, another proof that the biblical tribal genie-god written about by someone in the deserts somewhere, must be the master creator of the entire flat on pillars planet and water-vault dome universe and is the most smartest, omnipotent wisest thing from Japan to Jurupa Valley California, is when it later gave precise exact rules for if a young virgin gets raped by a man. Basically the given law is that the guy has to afterwards pay her father 50 shekels (which comes out to US$ 14.56 after conversion today), and then he gets to marry her and she can’t refuse, complain or divorce him, she’s his for life now and that’s the god’s law and they will be living together happily ever after and all that (just like in those fairy tales where the smelly gruesome ogre or ghoul-troll jumps out from behind the bushes and attacks the young virgin maiden in the forest who was picking daisies or berries…and then they get married living happily ever after having tons of kids). Darn dang dingly diddly doodly darned dang that’s proof that the bible desert cacodemon clan genie Yahweh-Jehovah (who many times showed up as a puff of smoke in a tent and is Jesus’s dad or is Jesus or whatever), is without a doubt an absurd idiotic pointless dumbass shithead-genie, which is way, way much more worse than just an idiotic obtuse nincompoop-genie…oops I mean the most wisest and dang darn doodly ding dong dingly all-knowing of them all and knows what he’s talking about (this is actually just one of the “hundreds” of the Yahweh-Jehovah genie character’s given laws and rules that don’t get mentioned or put into law these days like they’re rightfully supposed to be…probably because the people or a country putting them into effect would be a hated pariah criminal terror-state ruled by delusional psychotic mystical blood magic cultists).
…♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…

**♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…(see also jesusneverexisted.com/yahwehbrutalhungrygodlingofwar).**

Yep, it seems bible verses and stories taught vs. what it really says are quite different and in numerous cases complete opposite, as in so much for living in a promised land flowing with milk and honey and all that, just way, way, way off. Really great divine Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon tips too, in this case on how to deal with siege warfare when the promised blood magic doesn’t pan out, instead now it’s all new warfare, bloodshedding, cannibalism, infanticides, killing, genocides, starving, burning, destroying, smiting and curses tips (where was Jesus and the magical pigeon holy ghost during all this time anyway? surfing in California?, skiing in Europe?)…but importantly also which dipping sauce would go best with the juicy thighs and legs?

In this case the sociopathic Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling with the temperamental nasty bloodthirsty disposition decides to give secret news scoop tips to his loyal minion prophet Jeremiah (it usually only gives his divine news scoop tips to a guy here or there in the desert once in a while and nobody else remember, just only them), tips about what he’ll do to his chosen people if they don’t worship him and rightfully sacrifice the required animals and perform blood magic sorcery and more blood stuff etc. But wait a second, what about all that entering a land flowing with milk and honey and a promised huge kingdom and peace and joy and ruling the planet above other nations and all that? What’s with Yahweh-Jehovah’s new warfare and siege tactics inside news scoop tips to his chosen delusional fantasizing prophet guy, the massacring, genocides and infanticides tips and even many cases of promised similar evil calamities to his very own chosen people such as in this case? Why the heck deliver your very own people to famine and death of men and boys on battlefields and death to children if it’s the darn dang ding dong doodly promised holy land of joy and peace and flowing milk and honey? What the heck sort of promised blessings are that? that doesn’t even make any sense and actually sounds made up.

♫♪♪♬…Onward, Christian soldiers!
Marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before
Christ, the royal Master,
Leads against the foe;
Forward into battle,
See his banners go!…♫ ♩♩♫…

Why it waited so long to start over after such a long time and so many more victims makes absolutely no sense unless it’s dumb, when it could have started over soon after Adam and Eve, if you realize you screwed up a cake recipe by using salt instead of sugar, then why even continue mixing and pouring and baking it and putting it on plates and then decide “this cake tastes like manure I’m throwing it out and baking a fresh new cake”? That is absurdly dumb to wait so long, when it could have just started fresh with Adam and Eve’s grandchildren instead. But don’t forget though “God is Love” people, don’t forget he’s always been just love and only love all the time since forever because he’s all about love and loving everything and everyone…basically he’s actually really just a great big floating around the cosmos giant pink heart-shaped bubble floating around leaving rainbow colored love sparkles, cotton candy clouds and love chimes sounds everywhere he goes loving everyone (yep he loves everyone and I mean everyone, heck maybe even you, that’s why it was also known as “Yahweh’s Love Boat” after all), because he’s basically all full of heavenly marshmallows of love and just wants to hug you eternally filled with his magical love bubble chimes being all loved (and that’s also why sometimes he’s portrayed as a fuzzy furry rabbit giving out free chocolate eggs, gingerbread camels and candied peanuts to people all across the world, it’s true I read that somewhere or someone said something like that).

It’s strange that the “Biblical God” aka Yahweh-Jehovah, totally approved of and even commands murdering, genocides, cannibalism, slavery and “Biblical Jesus” said “Slaves, obey your earthly masters”, but eating pork, lobster and shrimp is wrong and a sin (Mmmmm…pork chops and garlic butter pan-fried shrimp is all I have to say). Many scholars have noted that Dystheism (the belief that a god is not wholly good and is possibly evil) has existed for many thousands of years, as shown by trickster gods found in polytheistic belief systems and by the view of other representations of supreme beings (especially portrayed in the Abrahamic religions, particularly the Old Testament), and with the biblical old testament new tribal Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon deity clearly showing attributes and vestiges of the earlier polytheistic trickster gods, where god decides to become malevolent and unreasonable to satisfy it’s own whims and personal satisfaction…committing and ordering murders, genocides, bloodhungry, plagues, disasters, diseases against his loyal followers and enemies alike, as well as demanding the following of primitive and contradictory laws, rituals, traditions and orders.

Isaiah 34:6-7 – Yahweh has a sword filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams; for Jehovah has a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Edom. Wild oxen shall fall with them, and young steers with the mighty bulls. Their land shall drink its fill of blood, and their soil shall be gorged greasy with fat.

(Funny thing about the above text, because the preceding words sure are very Zoroastrian sounding, as in being about “mountains will flow with their blood, all the stars and planets of heaven will be dissolved and the skies will be rolled up like a scroll, and all their stars will fall like withered leaves” and bla bla bla. However also btw as just supplementary information to the reader, according to the Jewish Talmud and rabbinic sources information the Isaiah prophet character was actually eventually killed by the Jewish king Manasseh by being sawn in half after he tried to hide in a tree (a tree that he magically conjured up out of thin air by uttering the Tetragrammaton “YHWH” and then the tree opened up for him to safely hide in…wow!…but the king Manasseh found him easily anyway and then just ordered Isaiah to be sawed in half basically), this was because Isaiah was found to be preaching derogatory things against the Israelites and especially for his many contradictions statements regarding Hebrew scripture. Hmmm? Now if only world leaders today would likewise saw in half lying prophets and trickster scamvangelists, miracles faith-seeds fraudsters and scheming scamming contradictory fabulists-gurus then the world would probably be a much better place. Anyway back to the main topics of this post)…

Mental Gymnastics are a bible reader’s best friend and a very, very, very important tool and blessing gifted by the holy ghost when attempting to explain away and/or forget all the contradictions, wrong informations, failed predictions and nonsensical primitive Iron Age magical thinking behaviorisms and various snafus etc, it’s a blessing tool that can even be used to explain what the main Abrahamic cacodemon godling character, superheroes, adventures and written words really mean and not just the plainly written text material and it can even make more like-minded minions and unthinking followers to join your cult and sect to believe in a pretend world. It can be used to jump through hoops (textual and theological hoops) as if they don’t exist and then apply new invented interpretations and meanings to basically invent your own new personal interpretations and meanings religion and pretend world (People really should use mental gymnastics dialectics for space and deep oceans missions, science, hospitals and even cooking recipes actually if they really want the facts). Yep mental gymnastics are great and are definitely a holy ghost blessing sent by the lord probably.

This one is especially amusing because it features William “Baby Killer” Lane Craig who is considered by many Christians, Scamvangelists, Evangelicals, various “Christ-Cult Corporations”, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses and even by many Jews and Muslims as their magical thinking hero by defending their views with his adapted Kalam Cosmological Argument sophistry shtick, including even being a popular speaker at many Goy’s church indoctrination brunches and other tea and muffins propaganda seminars (which is actually just a borrowed worldview from a medieval Muslim writer not from a Christian and so right from the start it’s a mixed-up, adapted & concocted contradictory clown world theology without even saying a word yet), a sort of bible and Yahweh-Jehovah-defending new “Internet-Moses” in the Youtube deserts and writing the new contradictory excuses-scrolls to defend the Yahweh-Jehovah and his son Yeshua who is also him but is also not him etc or whatever, in effect being Billy Graham’s very own personal Aaron prophet-priest excuses-maker to the gullible unthinking herds, even many priests and bishops from all the churches consider him as the faithful fashionable new Noah captain-hero letting all the people 2 by 2 or 7 by 7 onto his scrolls-ark so that they too can survive to become superlative zion “planetary onethink” torah-slave zombies and loyal yahwehist-jehovahist minions and enjoy the comfy bosoms of a bunch of bearded old guys in the heaven and sing eternal praises about sheep. lamps and oil at a temple for all space-time and the space-time after that while being all floating singing joyful while wearing new glowing robes on new outer space spacesuit bodies and stuff (But only after slaughtering and destroying the Goys first with the Yeshua and the Paul though), many pastors also consider him as a righteous “21st century Ezekiel” hero-priest proclaiming them various hocus pocus things against all the Goy’s chariots and all that, which is just ridiculously lame and pathetic. Which to save a bunch of writing here is in a nutshell the mistaken belief that because billions of years ago “something happened” therefore that must mean the megalomaniacal, bad-tempered, jealous, genocidal, dumb, clumsy, ignorant, easily duped and haggled with to change its mind, petty, sacrifices and blood-hungry, foreskins, menstruation cooties, lobster, pork tenderloin and Goys-hating, misogynistic, ultra-extreme ethnocentrist parochial, infanticidal, pestilential, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, pyromaniacal, self-fetishizing, curse-hurling, slavemonger, homicidal, admittedly evil creating and clearly a vindictive control-freak terrorist desert Yahweh-Jehovah puff of smoke in a tent who’s master of the universe even from the Jordan river all the way to the Nile and Euphrates rivers and that all the bible fables are all really-real and all perfectly true and really-real divine information, which is just plain delusional absurd. Because we already know and have known for a long time that “something happened”, we have evidences that “something happened” and scientists don’t deny it, we just don’t know (and actually nobody knows) what exactly and factually happened before that something because nobody was there to watch it and record it, but we definitely do know that there was something existing before “something happened” because something doesn’t come from nothing, we just don’t know exactly without a doubt what was before or what was going on, it’s that simple a topic (otherwise as an analogy using his same argument, when you forget your bag of potatoes in the cupboard for weeks and find one day that it has roots and is covered in mold that wasn’t there before, then likewise any pointless dupe could also say “Woah! “something happened!!!”…so then that must mean it’s proof that the desert yahweh-jehovah godling and all the anonymous bible fairy-tales are all really-real true and perfect divine-real!, the mold proves that the magical fruit curse, risen torah-zombies and talking snake were real, glo-ry!”). Heck, you can even use the analogy of lightning, falling snow, rain, tornadoes, thunder, earthquakes, tsunamis, avalanches, landslides, floods, volcanoes, frost, hail, fog etc…it’s not there one moment but then it is simply because…”something happened”, and because of cosmic inflation we have evidences there was even lots and lots of something even before “something happened”, as in there probably already was a universe in existence before our present observable universe, possible parallel universes, big crunch/big bounce possibilities, multiverses and where our present observable universe is the result of other universes colliding but the other universes didn’t have magic apples & talking snakes in them etc etc etc (heck who knows, maybe they had a talking duck and magic beans instead?). And so his argument actually isn’t really any factual rational argument it’s just word salad mental gymnastics induced primitive magical wishful thinking and delusional blood-magic dreaming-pretending in only his brains ((and besides, everything about his contradictory upside down/inside out disordered chronologies arguments are the complete opposite of what his very own abrahamic biblical cosmos origins fables say and claim and so he’s wrong all over the place on multiple levels no matter which version he supports anyway, he’s basically put himself into an inescapable infinite absurdity-vortex torah-mindtrap that he made for himself but which he is unaware of because only outside of his personal brains reality is the actual real universe reality which he’s convinced doesn’t exist because to him only his personal brains contradictory pretend clown universe exists, the one that he ad hoc twists and bends and rearranges to his liking at any given moment and even within the same sentence (to being billions of years old but also only 7 days or 7 thousand years old at the same time, from an earth having dinosaurs hundreds of millions of years ago but also just only thousands of years ago, from an earth having Ice Ages and various humanoids populations to one that never had an Ice Age but had a magical fruit tree and a magical boat family instead, a universe that operates according to only “penis foreskin science” to one that operates instead according to only “blood-magic science” or only just “local desert-boogieman science”…including water magic, zombie magic, weather magic, oil magic, fire/smoke magic, cooties magic, sheep/goat/pigeon/quail/snake magic, mud magic, spit in your eye magic, figs magic, wine magic, hankies/aprons magic, coin & fishsticks magic, magic apple magic etc etc, which is clearly personal time-travel-jumping/universes-twisting twilight zone delusional) but it’s just his wishful imagination because it’s not the absurd claimed biblical yahweh-jehovah universes and not the real universe that you are reading these words in). He’s pathologically obsessed with constantly trying to fool the crowds by attempting to pull a local desert yahweh-jehovah godling out of a hat (a hat supposedly existing when nothing existed? so where did the hat come from then? but many christians think that the rabbi yeshua character was also in the hat from the very start also…who’s yahweh-jehovah’s son, but is also actually him but is also not actually him etc or whatever, the holy pigeon ghost was also probably floating around in the hat supposedly so basically all 3 of them were in the hat then? and why would that hat be just sitting around for billions and billions of years in some outer space realm? and then magically turn into a tent and a volcano or a Zoroastrian fire-bush for just one clan of people in the middle of nowhere in a desert just only 3,000 years ago to mainly give specific rules about how to kill and burn animals constantly to it? (as well as how to commit genocides and how to get and keep foreign slaves), so the anonymous writers didn’t know about the actual real sizes and distances of stars or how they were made over billions of years from gasses but yet somehow they knew the secret origins of the universe? that sounds 177% x 12% completely made up) based only on fables ideas from a highly superstitious primitive bronze-iron age desert tribe who thought the earth was flat on pillars, that the sun orbits the earth and that earth is the center of the expanding cosmos among many other wrong facts and fantasies ideas, heck they didn’t even have a clue about what cosmic inflation, dark matter, dark energy, carbon, light refraction, lightyears, orbits or even what just basic gravity is. Which makes his biblical children-killing excuses for his abrahamic god in this video likewise even more psychotic and monstrously delusional.

**The only logical explanation is that the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon genie taught the Mesopotamians how to brew beer before creating the universe, that probably explains that.**

Now wait just a second there because I beg to differ, because anyone could also easily walk into a comic book store blindfolded and also do the same, because I don’t ever remember coming across a comic book about the exciting blood magic adventures, glorious smitings-pestilences-blessings, amazing annihilations and genocidal splendors of Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy (unless they were all sold out of course).

Lucky day though I actually found a bible comic book after all, sort of…(Zechariah 14:12) “And this shall be the plague with which the Lord will strike all the people who fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh shall dissolve while they stand on their feet, their eyes shall dissolve in their sockets, and their tongues shall dissolve in their mouths. And this was known in all the land, from Geba to Rimmon south of Jerusalem, as a prequel to the living dead trilogy directed by George A. Romero”, said Zechariah. (Although the temple got destroyed again anyway and this event never actually happened as promised to the Mesopotamians, Babylonians, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Canaanites, Persians, Akkadians, Assyrians, Greeks or the Romans either, also just a few sentences later it’s promised by the absurd creepy Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon genie that all the surrounding enemies tented military camps, horses, mules, camels and donkeys would also be zapped and melted to smithereens, of course it’s just one more of numerous bible prediction-prophecy fails but dang darn diddly doodly ding dong darn that would have been exciting too).
**Image: boredpanda.com.**

…Which means that the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon god (aka “the Great Serpent-Maker”, “The Great Contradictory Sheepism & Goatism Blood Magic Genie” & “God of the Mesopotamian Garden”) cannot only give orders to slaughter babies and children, the old and young (and all the young sheep, cows, oxen, asses, goats, horses, camels etc, every single one of them for some obscure weird pointless reason), and he can even be satan and himself at the same time, but he also makes and sends evil spirits into people without any demon’s help at all (btw, the 10 deaths attributed to Satan are actually resulting from a test-bet that the floating in the sky Y-J petty miscreant deity initiated with his teammate errand boy Satan, so it’s actually “0 deaths”, see previous post excerpt for shocking detailed proof about those pointless snafus).
**#gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth.**

However, since we know from Isaiah 45: 7 that the Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon God is quoted saying “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, AND I CREATE EVIL” which implies that God is the Devil (more accurately “the Diabolus-slanderer” and not the Elohim, or Lucifer either of course because the Hebrews never wrote in Latin or Greek), thus the Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon God is then denigrating the 3 Synoptic Gospels with the help of his anonymous authors/demons mainly because he is actually the Diabolus/Devil as per his own stated quote in the text and he cannot lie (Now I’m not saying I support Marcion or Marcionism or Cerenthus, Valentinus or Cerdo or any of the many similar earliest Christian teachers, sects and cults leaders or anybody or any belief or desert guru, I’m just saying that as far as we know history tells us that Marcion actually wrote/recorded the very first New Testament books and the very first known gospel from the earliest known sources, well before the later 4 gospels were started to be even thought of and written and edited and mutated), and even more surprising probably to many is that Marcion’s gospel is literally part of the “very 1st Christian New Testament ever written or known about…ever” in recorded history, i.e. – No actual authoritative scriptural cannon is ever even mentioned by any of the so-called church fathers before the appearance of Marcion’s “New Testament and official first cannon gospel” (which is why he’s also known as “Father of the New Testament”), which was actually just the oldest uncorrupted version of Luke (not including a later invented “Acts” book), and he’s also the person who first found and included the Paul’s letters first also, the very first original uncorrupted Pauline letters that is, before they were later hijacked by the “church fathers” politburo and then edited and messed with including adding a bunch of ideas and other fake Paul letters). Heck, if it wasn’t for Marcion being the first one ever to find and include Paul’s letters, would they all even be included in the bibles later and included today?

If you show me ebola, dysentery, starvation, plagues and pestilences, I’ll show you the god of the old testament – Marcion.

**Marcion…Well, if Mark never had a birth story why should I invent one? And why should I have to invent some bogus “Acts” too?**

As in there wasn’t even any mentions of any actual New Testament whatsoever written by anybody before Marcion did his writings because instead it was just lots of different fables, anonymous sources and different ideas and cults and sects floating around, (well they’re all cults actually anyway), we know there were quite a number of different and competing so-called “gospels” in the early years and early 2nd century and each one different from each other in very important ways as well as each one claiming a direct linear connection to the character of a Jesus and his disciples-clique or even having no disciples and being only celestial never even being on earth ever (there are known to have been almost 100 different “Christian” groups and followers of a new “Jesus character based religion” but with very different teachings and beliefs from one another at that time in the Levant, but each one claiming to be the right and true way…pick a card…any card, talk amongst yourselves about that interesting one and the first official known Christian gospel before the later official 4 gospels inventions quandary).

You don’t believe in or don’t support the OT Jewish god because it’s many laws, rules, regulations, directions and whimsical instructions are incompatible to your common sense, values or your personal NT religious views and ideas? You don’t worship the ancient Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling because it’s another ancient Bronze-Iron Age people’s personal clan-tribal godling and not yours? You don’t worship it or agree with it because it’s clearly shown in written texts to be megalomaniacal, bad-tempered, jealous, genocidal, dumb, clumsy, ignorant, easily duped and haggled with to change its mind, petty, sacrifices and blood-hungry, misogynistic, ultra-extreme ethnocentrist parochial, infanticidal, pestilential, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, pyromaniacal, self-fetishizing, curse-hurling, slavemonger, homicidal, admittedly evil creating and clearly a vindictive control-freak terrorist? Well then guess what? …**YOU’RE A MARCIONITE**.
Marcion was persecuted only because he pointed out the blatantly obvious dichotomy and contradictions that are irreconcilable between the main OT god and the new NT god which without a doubt proved they were in fact 2 different gods. Both were local ethnocentric tribal gods of the Middle East and each one claimed Jerusalem as their favorite real estate property and personal holiday stomping grounds, yet nevertheless still unequivocally being 2 local different and contradictory fictitious gods.

What was Marcion’s actual ultimate crime? Why was he so hated by the newly appearing religion in power aristocracy-politburo? so to speak, by the ones assuming control and declaring and defining dogmas and inventing histories and theologies?…Because he publicly exposed the OT Yahweh-Jehovah tribal cacodemon deity for being the malevolent moral monster it claimed to be and….to the new growing church politburo fathers-gurus he emphasized Jesus too much! He was also hated for disagreeing with their interpretation of certain OT passages as being allegorical, to which Marcion replied was nothing more than a feeble attempt to disguise and whitewash the primitive barbarities of their scriptures. (see also jesusneverexisted.com/yahwehbrutalhungrygodlingofwar).

A brief introduction to Marcion, Marcionite and similar early but very popular and widespread groups of early so-called “Christians” centuries before any bibles were being finalized and finally enforced with imperial state backing. These earliest “churches” believed the Jesus character was never actually ever born or physically walked on earth but was instead a descending phantom from outer space, only taking an appearance of and an illusion of being a physical human body, they also proved unequivocally from the Hebrew’s very own wtitten scriptures that their Jewish OT Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon deity was without a doubt not any god at all but it was instead just a local simple-minded, primitive, jealous, confused, easily duped and tricked and even made deals with and bribed, curses-hurling, malevolent, blood-hungry, genocidal, self-admitted creator of evils, and an all gentiles-hating desert clan tribal genie, which it is (see also unpleasant.ffrf.org for more cool neato traits and behaviorisms). The earliest evidences about the new religion show that earliest “Christianities” was actually a bubbling spinning vortex of competing and ideologies-clashing, and even diametrically theologically opposed cults, sects, ideas, traditions and beliefs from what was to become enforced by the state only much later by other cults and sects gurus onto the feeble-minded and fooled unknowing ignorant gaslit masses, just like we see today and especially on television.

Also eventually decides to zap down and transform into a Yeshua-Joshua-Jesus the yom-kippur Jew-Goat personified and “King of the Jews” but nobody knew about it until he was invented later and turned into a travelling magician and spacesuit body zombie, miraculous, amazing.

Jesus’ father the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon, previously known as the Canaanite and Mesopotamian El and plural Elohim, who’s also biblical god and later the one and only god supposedly according to some anonymous writers, who’s also Adam, i.e. – the new real Adam allegedly according to some unknown writers as mentioned earlier (no new Eve though I don’t know why, probably Jesus castrated himself like a eunuch which he had no issues with), because he’s also Jesus but he mainly just uses the ancient pagan Gothic word-name “God” (Guth) which originally didn’t even mean god anyway…aka God of the Mesopotamian Garden or The Serpent-Maker God-King etc (seen above looking confused and flustered when those dagnabit darn Nephilim giants showed up again in Canaan after the flood and the whole point of the flood was mainly to get rid of the Nephilim in the first place, those Nephilim are indestructible)…Has an obsessive warped fixation with penis foreskins, loves mystical tribal goatism and sheepism mojo and blood magic sacrifices, hates abomination seafood, bacon and pork chops, hates cotton-polyester blends clothes and shaving, a really big fan of smitings, plagues, desolations, floods, zapping-melting people and unblemished animals, is ok with slavery and killing slaves, rape forced marriages, killing babies, the old and young and pregnant women, occasionally accepts human sacrifices for special occasions (and a bunch of other stuff), regularly makes failed predictions, didn’t know dinosaurs or ice ages existed, made the sun and moon after the flat on pillars earth, even after grass, trees, vegetation and plants, thought stars were small glowy-glowy light things dwarfed by the moon under a water wall dome, had no clue about orbits or light reflection and refraction, galaxies or lightyears…but thinks he’s the one and only most powerful, all-knowing, most smartest god of them all (even his very own chosen groupies thought a cow was better, stronger and smarter, as in his very own special peeps were in no time worshipping a cow after all the miracles and freedom which must have been very embarrassing for it, more about that below), and thinks menstruation cooties, invisible generations long voodoo curses, painting dead bird’s blood dots on people to cure leprosy, water and wind demons powers, talking snakes and magical fruit are actually real things.

But soon afterwards Marcion was persecuted, got outvoted, called a heretic and then excommunicated by the newly appearing and growing Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon sectarian version church fathers politburo who usurped control (which was no surprise really, just as numerous sects already existed for centuries so heretics were all over the place also, and there was no defining what a real heretic was anyway because even the excommunicating cliques were being called heretics by the excommunicated heretics who felt they were right and the true church being persecuted), although there still were many Marcionite churches scattered around that taught his gospel for centuries afterwards before slowly disappearing and finally eliminated by the new consensus thought-police church fathers politburo, so his ideas are not some new Hollywood movie plot or recent New Age tin foil hat conspiracy movement, it was real and the very first Christian gospel and bible version recorded ipso facto. Many scholars even think that Luke was created by just adding anti-Marcionite passages to Marcion’s gospel, or that both Luke and Marcion’s gospel are edited versions of some other lost prior gospel, those who support this last view usually maintain that the Gospel of Marcion is then closer to the original than canonical Luke which was written later including fake Paul information, and we know this because of the remaining evidences of conversations and letters about Marcion that date from the time he lived). Excommunicating, censuring, banishing and condemning each other as heretics all over the place all the time, because they simply couldn’t agree on their versions of stories about the very basic fundamental beliefs “No this goes in, that has to go”…”No, it stays and you go because you are a blasphemy guru”….”No no no, it stays out and both of you are heretics and servants of Satan (who isn’t Lucifer (the ancient Roman name for the planet Venus) or the Devil (diabolus) because Hebrews never spoke or wrote Latin or Greek), but we’ll make some other things up first then have a vote, we will vote and add and take away, invent more and vote more until we have the “Word of God” etc and so on). They were having all kinds of councils, synods, votes, more councils and more banishments and more added fiction for the next council and meetings constantly and they still couldn’t agree, the snowball just kept growing bigger with more snow and even sand and pebbles in it. The most boring and dumb eternal arguments and votes ever. Did he or didn’t he exist and what was his name anyway?, was he a man, a demon or god or god-man or a phantasm? Just what the heck did he say anyway? Hey you there, do you guys or anybody there know what he said or did or if he existed? I think we need a big meeting and let’s have a vote! Hey you brother Copeland and Hinn verily tell us what he said (From the time he was claimed to have lived in the narrative novels and wowing and amazing many thousands with magical feats and even rising torah-zombies afterwards, not even one writer, historian, philosopher, ruler, soldier, politician, rabbi or any person whatsoever made any mention of it, Philo of Alexandria the Hellenistic Jewish philosopher was even in Jerusalem for a while during the time period but seems to not be aware of anything unusual going on or noteworthy, it’s all just only…..crickets. Thankfully later plenty of pagan traditions and cultural stuff was added, picking good important earlier pagan dates and customs for the holidays and celebrations, including ancient pagan Croatian customs such as the holiday trees, wreaths, painted eggs, mistletoe, holiday hooch, pork tenderloin recipes etc).

Besides the 1st Council of Nicaea in the 4th century, Eusebius was hugely responsible for and catalyst in fabricating and spreading the new religion text material and stories, aka as the “Father of Church History” he was the 4th century “Christian historian”, bishop, exegete, and Christian polemicist (explainer/excuses-maker/editor in charge of theological mind control propaganda). The Council of Nicaea ordered by emperor Constantine, and the “writer” Eusebius, are both largely (but not solely) responsible for the bible versions used today, well most of them anyway, and in the process continued and expedited the hoped for obliteration of the very first and oldest original Christianities which used the oldest original oral traditions, sources and beliefs. Oh that good ol’ Eusebius and his fantasyland forged writing shenanigans and time warping history fabrication skills (aka “the Oral Roberts of the 4th Century”, “The Quickest Pen East of Tarsus”, “The Caesarea Maritima Hurricanea”, “The Lyrical Lightning from the Levant”, “The Kenneth Copeland of Byzantium”, “The Constantinople Cobra”, “The Master of Exegesis” etc). The guy who took on the role and responsibility for inventing/censuring/interpolating/recording the first 300 years of the new state backed religion, as well as inventing stories, people and martyrs out of thin air with no sources (even new martyr lists never mentioned or heard of before by anyone), was known for omitting and changing material as he saw fit, he was basically a lying fabulist and dishonest forging sectarian guru (If he was alive today he would be like a Kenneth Copeland, Peter Popoff, Morris Cerullo, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell combined with a little bit of Billy Graham all put together and that’s the gospel truth). See also The Eusebius Jesus Forgery: Josephus Untangled for more information.

As for the findings and opinions of Marcion, many people today have come to the exact same conclusion just by reading the text, it’s that simple. For example according to Dan Barker who is a former Bible-Belt Pastor, and many, many, many scholars over the years and others, the OT god is correctly described as the most unpleasant character in all fiction; jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, ultra-extreme ethnocentrist parochial, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, pyromaniacal, angry, merciless, curse-hurling, vaccicidal, aborticidal, cannibalistic, slavemonger, homicidal, evil, and a terrorist, and it even admits it himself that he creates evil and more, see his website https://unpleasant.ffrf.org/ for easy to read proof with the bible verses people don’t like to admit exists which shows that the OT god is really no god at all but is more an absurd “local” primitive tribal moral monster. (Basically, all that modern day rigmarole about all-knowing, all-wise, all-loving, omni this, omni that etc, especially by telescamvangelists today, is just personal invented faith shekels seeds jimble jamble).

**Creates a talking snake that basically bites him in the ass…Yahweh-Jehovah is clever, need I say more?**
That’s right, the OT tribal Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon god of all later Abrahamic religions (aka ” the Great Powerful Serpent-Maker”), and their offshoots and mutations, is really not all that “omni this” and “omni that” or all-powerful and all-knowing as claimed by many excuses-making delusional fabulists, but it instead actually comes across as not particularly smart at all and something that is inept and even easily duped (that is until later when he turns into a malevolent miscreant, genocidal, infanticidal, cannibalistic, jealous, addle-minded, merciless mass-murdering, evil creating, mega-ethnocentrist slavemongering, bloodthirsty and sacrifices demanding tribal overlord when it finally realized that it actually was duped by a puny talking time travelling snake that he didn’t even know existed, so the Abrahamic biblical Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon tribal god is actually extremely dumb and contradictory from the start). Also very problematic, thousands of years later supposedly when the god and satan are chatting at his throne, when he is called one of the sons of god, both are on the same team testing, torturing and smiting the Job character and destroying his possessions and killing his family and slaves, satan says he just came back from walking around on the earth back and forth, BUT…SNAKES DON’T WALK!, #gospeltruth. (Ridiculous absurd Job-Yahweh-Satan story explained).

Even though Batman is a fictional superhero character (just like most of the biblical superheroes, magician hocus pocus gurus and amazing pointless galavanting holy super-gabbing powers guys in the deserts somewhere), he still has a very valid point. Back in my military days, this post topic and the presented and claimed biblical information in the stories really would be called a shitshow (or actually a long series of shitshows, snafus and clusterf**ks etc, about 66 books worth altogether), and when you actually use your own eyeballs and lucid mind and reasoning to read them from page one in the OT right through to the last page of the NT, it’s then clearly evident and irrefutable that it’s all nothing but a ceaseless series of absurd and ridiculous fables, dreamscape myths and fictitious events, including constant chaos, confusion, incompetence and nonsense (from the presented absurd genie-god character and by people), blood magic and bloody violence galore (again by the genie-god character and people), zombieism, necromancy hocus pocus and phantasm-ghosts, dreamscape hallucinations-delusions and alien beings (some with wings even, for flying I suppose, coincidentally just like the much older ancient Mesopotamian winged gods, goddesses, deities and characters), as well as failed predictions and promises which actually turned out opposite in known reality, contradictions all over the place, cultural diffusion and religious syncretism mutations and adaptions from other surrounding and much older Pagan religions myths and legends (creation myths, paradise garden, world floods and boats, snake shenanigans etc etc), a long line of concocted magical thinking pretend worlds and outer space layers of worlds, primitive Iron Age desert clan national geneism folk stories, fanatical apocalypticism death cult agendas against foreigners and the world, anonymous authored theologies, laws, rules, primitive superstitions and more stories, wrong information all over the place in regards to known factual and real world space-time history, science and cosmology and much more similar fabrications and contradictions problems (and making it even more pathetic by including especially modern day fake miracles fraudsters, scamvangelists, wannabe apostle-witches hoaxers, cherry-picking inventing phoney fabulists and charlatan’s personal invented jimble jamble interpretations-explanations and faith-shekels begging etc). Yep, it’s basically all just a shitshow to be honest.

The book title of “Jesus from Outer Space: What the Earliest Christians Really Believed” by Dr. Richard Carrier may seem humorous at first or perhaps even outrageous to scamvangelists, but believe it or not it’s actually a very correct description of the views of the earliest Christians which is supported by the earliest written sources, 100% correct actually. Because even the older Jewish scripture world view has many examples of the same concepts, it was believed that the various angels, demons, Yahweh-Jehovah throne and temple, (the “real outer space Jerusalem” and “real temple” not the imitation Earth ones, there were also mansions and castles and various creatures in “outer space” depending on which of the 7 layers of the outer space heavens you were at), the later Satan-Devil-Lucifer etc character, and that various battles and wars raged and were taking place somewhere “out there” in “outer space”, the whole Satan-Job-God’s bet thing took place in the same “outer space” realm somewhere beyond the Moon in one of the “7 heavens” i.e. – the 7 heavenly layers in the literal physical “outer space”. When various Old Testament superhero characters appeared or disappeared or when prophets or people were snatched they didn’t beam up instantly or teleport into some other plane of existence or alternate tangent unseen spirit universe (like in a Bewitched episode), but instead they just floated up to somewhere “out there” up, up and away above the clouds to “outer space”, almost like a balloon or in a staged play being pulled up by strings and ropes by people behind the curtains (even planets and stars were represented beings in their astrotheology such as how the planet Venus represents the Devil-Satan-Lucifer at different times, as well as other earthly rulers such as the King of Babylon (Shining One/Morning Star/Light bearer etc) as well as representing the Jesus character also)…

Always with the swords this, swords in mouth that, people and aliens always going around shining like snow or the sun or fire, gold and brass this and that and fancy robes and sandals. Lots of people wonder what did the Jesus character look like anyway? (after the manger, Herod, UFO-star and Egypt days that is)….well what you see is what you get from the official sources, he looks like a freak apparently and probably has a hard time eating a hamburger and corn on the cob too.

Interestingly the answer is, in all of the 27 books in the NT there is actually only one instance where the reader gets any physical description of his appearance, and that would be in the book of Revelation as illustrated above (and strangely a book used as a plot or theme for even a number of Hollywood movies for some weird reason, a preposterous “book” full of swords, flowing blood galore, monsters, dragons and absurd multiheaded creatures, chariots, horses, sulfur, fire pits and lakes of fire, smoke, trumpets and singing and winepresses for bodies and much more very weird stuff and just about everything a sick diseased mind needs, and especially that every cult leader craves…to invent all sorts of dreamscapes and ideas and just about anything they want to then apply their own personal meanings and delusions). Because as the newest scheming and lurking secret underworld apocalyptic blood magic death cult (aka the blood magic mind control doomsday death cult “Jesus Gang” by some historians and scholars), had started to slowly spread and mutate further, then eventually yet another book was conjured and patched together by their secret suspicious dark sectarian writer going by the name of “John” writing on the Greek island of Patmos, and lo and behold it’s the one and only NT physical description of the Jesus character found anywhere (Yahwehism-Jehovahism sure is weirdly about lots of swords…1/4 of the planet being killed “by sword“, swords coming out of mouths, sword this sword that, heck even an angel in the garden has a sword and steel wasn’t even invented yet (the origin of swords? there are swords in heaven? swords are for stabbing and killing, why do celestial beings in heaven have swords?), oh and chariots all over the place too, you can’t have a doomsday without weird creatures and things riding chariots can you?). However, it is known that he largely borrowed and adapted symbolisms, tropes and descriptions from the Hebrew bible/OT books of Daniel, Ezekiel, Psalms and Isaiah to fabricate his particular incoherent ramblings and delusional alternate universe fantasy narrative, and it very apparently seems to be at a time when “the writer” had a total psychotic mental break with reality during a period of psychosis and a heightening obsessed fixation delirium (which is usually the case with these fringe doomsday groups then and even now, it’a a thing), with the in his mind soon coming victory of his blood magic death cult leader from outer space, and for his faithful loyal minions also, i.e. – victory of his one world theocratic Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon mind control blood magic temple-state government and ruled by a planet kingdom of back from the dead genderless zombie priests with new spacesuit bodies and fancy robes…then choir singing 24 hrs a day and ruling the planet forever! Glo-Ry! The author is so obviously deranged and delusional in his imaginary multi-headed and bodied winged anthropomorphic creatures, and rivers of flowing blood, and beasts and dragons out of the sea, and strange beings, winepresses of blood, lamps and trumpets and falling stars to earth, horses with lion heads breathing fire, smoke, sulfur and with tails of biting snakes, smoke from the abyss and scorpions (and the Euphrates river also of course because you just gotta have the Euphrates river included, everyone knows that) and other similar mental disordered abstract concepts ravings, that in a way he actually even makes the former Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Applewhite in a way seem almost completely normally sane by comparison (because at least he and his small group were the only ones involved in their particular views and beliefs, and they were not attempting to apply it to or include others outside of their small group to join them, and especially not applying their views and beliefs onto the entire world and every humanoid in it). Anyway, it is what it is and that’s what the Jesus character looks like according to the bible supposedly, and that’s straight from the horse’s mouth. #gospeltruth.

Actually the Jesus character is physically described in only one other place just a little later in the same book in chapter 5, where he is clearly described as holding a scroll and looking like a sheep with 7 eyes and seven horns. (And most importantly it must be remembered, this is the writing author’s very own personal eyewitness account that he saw with his very own eyes supposedly, an actual secret behind the scenes sneak peek view in person because he’s the one who was right there to see it and then wrote about it thereby proving he was there (AND NOT ONLY HIM!, THE PROOF AND EVIDENCE JUST KEEPS ON PILING UP!, Glo-Ry!!!), because the 24 elders beings, the 4 four-faced creatures and another guy sitting on a throne were also there “at the exact same time” to witness it and so this is multiple attested evidence proof by multiple witnesses! That’s 29 other witnesses who also saw the exact same thing so it’s undeniably a matter of fact people!), so no one on planet earth can deny it that this is unequivocally what the Yeshua-Jesus really looks like. And on top of that, even the earliest Paul character in his delusional hallucinations dreams writings never once described the appearance of his outer space Yeshua (Jesus) skylord that talked into his brains, so this is the unequivocal actual really-real undeniable proven multiple witnessed physical appearance that should rightfully be used in buildings, on pendants, statues and on book covers and posters etc, basically the writing author eyewitness sure as heck wasn’t describing a rambling rabbi Bjorn Borg or Willem Dafoe in a robe and sandals that’s for sure.
Image: reddit.com.

As a matter of fact, the contents of the so-called “Book of Revelation” mentioned above doesn’t actually “reveal” anything and nothing is actually being revealed whatsoever (because that’s why nobody can agree on what it even means and there being untold thousands of interpretations though the centuries), because on the contrary it’s shown to be just the theological-mystical-esoteric diatribe ramblings of an angry Jew (including of course slinging the same ol’ hash…esoteric, kabbalistic, newly invented fictional merkabah mysticism dreaming and gematria magic numbers witchery concoctions used for centuries already)…the writings of an angry Jew who’s a follower of one of the new local “Christ-Cult” offshoot sects appearing in the local area, the writings of a fuming mad Jew (named John writing on a remote island, that didn’t have surf ‘n’ turf probably) who’s dang darn diddly doodly ding dong enraged by the recent destruction of the Jerusalem Zion temple (which at the time was the most famous abattoir in all of ancient Judea btw, i.e. – essentially a slaughterhouse basically, and to this writing John character in his mind the rest of the Gentile Goy-world doesn’t even exist much because it’s all about Jerusalem and the temple and the temple and Jerusalem which is the only thing that matters to him)…a Jew who’s angry at the Romans, angry at the Greeks, and even angry at all the Goys on the planet and all the Gentile nations and their cultures, and so naturally he’s writing just yet another delusional new revenge-porn fantasy fable, essentially yet another failed new “revenge-spellcasting” that was already a popular thing in the region and in Jewish scripture for centuries (another new doomsday and zombies victory fantasy fable popular since borrowing the ideas from the Zoroastrians centuries previously, and even though they all failed miserably and even turned out opposite he’s praying/wishing for this one to happen soon any day now, obsessed like a perspiring sleepless addicted gambler hoping this roll of the dice will win the planet, all the world’s Goys are “Enemy no. 1″…again (yaaawn). However, at the time and even for many centuries later many early bishops, church leaders and preachers thought this book should not be included as part of their new scripture-bible, believing instead that it was too esoteric, gnostic inspired and filled with too much mysticism, obscure absurd symbologies and basically personal strange irrelevant nonsense (just one example: here the new “Christ-Man” character is not even born on earth or spend any time there at all at any time whatsoever, he’s instead born in outer space by the moon, given birth to by an anonymous woman clothed with the sun, and he’s actually born as a man already and not as a baby (which is really weird, who gets “born” from their mother as already a fully grown man? that introduces a whole new set of absurdities), and then he “immediately” gets teleported to some other outer space celestial throne realm anyway to escape the clutches of a dragon (a dragon with 7 heads, 7 crowns and 10 horns so it’s a very fancy dragon), and so the newly born man by the moon never visited earth ever and even still hasn’t, yep that sounds real and probably happened, why would it not? surely there must be dragons in space also…But don’t worry folks, there’s still more fantasy, blood, chariots, horses, magical scorpions and locusts, dragons, creatures, beasts, prophets, winepresses, bowls and much, much, much, more…

CHARLATAN MYTHOMANIACS AND THEIR OBSESSIVE WISHFUL THINKING BIBLICAL TWILIGHT ZONE DREAMSCAPES DELUSIONS ARE NAUSEATINGLY BORING AND DELUSIONAL PRIMITIVE RUBBISH. AKA “HOW TO TRICKILY DEFEND AN EVIL CONTROL FREAK, TERRORIST, GENOCIDAL, INFANTICIDAL, FILICIDAL, BLOOD-LOVING DESERT DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH-101”.

The absurd nonsensical, disordered, esoteric kabbalistic-mysticism and newly concocted first century primitive merkabah mysticism “book of revelation” has all the things that every cult leader craves, as well as any pretend world soothsaying fabulist apostle-witch Yahwehism-Jehovahism skylord mental masturbation charlatan also (plus $7.99 shipping and handling or just make a faith-shekels donation to the zion-temple with your credit shekels card of course, notice the alternate dimensions simultaneous universes realities, primitive blood magic sorcery, horseback riding space cowboys and various outer space Mesopotamian winged and anthropomorphic beast-creatures that he thinks is actual real things because some guy during the Iron Age dreamed it up in his brains, just really pathetic delusional lunacy lol). For the earliest centuries of the new religion the “book of revelation” was not accepted by numerous important early church writers and figures and was instead believed to be just the personal obscure theological-esoteric-mystical musings of the island writer, and only later it was allowed or “voted” into official scripture canon by some gurus in stupid looking dresses and funny hats. The disordered dreamscape “plot” using the vortex of several simultaneous space-time universes and alternating multiple dimensions timelines pits the sworded horse riding and wearing a dripping in his enemies bloody robe “Christ-Man” warlord character, who’s also described as the “son of David” with flaming fire eyeballs and white as snow hair (who was “born of a woman” somewhere in outer space by the moon before escaping an outer space dragon) and his skydaddy the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon with all guns blazing against the entire Gentile Goy world planet like an ultimate Terminator but with a sword (and even all the Goys chariots will be defeated and destroyed as well as most humanoids), the book’s author also tries to sweep under the rug all the Old Testament failed prophecies but in the process, not surprisingly he also ends up writing his own new very soon already failed prophecies-predictions (the Romans and none of their chariots were zapped, instead they did the zapping and destroying which is the opposite). The book just ho-hum continues the same primitive biblical fanatical apocalyptic fantasy worldview represented previously in the Jewish Bible (example seen above of Evangelical apostle-witch charlatan supremo John Hagee who is also a popular Texas zion-temple Zoroastrian cacodemon zealot cultist warlock, explaining to his flock of dupes how he and other risen torah-zombies will be the rightful immortal mayors and royal kingly priests of the planet with their offices at the zion-temple world headquarters working for the omnitard (aka omnishitard as already proven in the bible fables text) Bronze-Iron Age desert tribal cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah and his outer space son (even though the temple was destroyed 2,000 years ago so where exactly are they going to put the office furniture and coffee machine?), now that’s an amazing pointless nauseatingly boring ridiculous program only a fool wouldn’t sign up and invest shekel-seeds for because it’s yet another guaranteed torah-zombieism blood magic adventure just like the one the deranged psychotic zealot cultist Paul character fantasized about and guaranteed to happen 2,000 years ago during his lifetime but which never happened either, because his skylord was wrong and the opposite happened as usual). Btw, this apostolic pastor-witch/books-selling Zoroastrian cacodemon warlock Hagee (who has a strange pathological obsession with invented ancient Jewish sectarian merkabah mysticism concoctions and thinks it’s real and even more real than the actual real reality of the real world), has been quoted as saying that Trump’s election in 2016 was supernatural ordained by his god and that he is a messiah, (and parroted by many similar Evangelical pastor-witches and scamvangelist-sorcerers), not surprisingly just like many other scamvangelists he also has stated that he expects to live to be 120 years old just like Moses (but why not live to be 175 years old like Abraham or 950 years like Noah?). Hagee, along with many other Evangelical pastors and apostle-witch gurus also vehemently supports political Dominionism theology, which means he wants and would like to enforce every American citizen to be under the power of Jewish torah laws so that they will all first have to live as torah-slaves before hoping to become risen torah-zombies. Wow now that’s amazing, his fictitious omnishitard Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling sure does work in mysterious and absurd bullshit ways that’s for sure.

As the saying goes, “the old Zoroastrianism is the new Zoroastrianism”, where the characters are just given new names, where the local Yahweh-Jehovah and Jewish Boogieman (aka Devil, Satan, Lucifer, Belial, Leviathan etc) are really just the same Ahura Mazda and Ahriman just under different character names. These above ideas and concepts are actually not found anywhere in the OT, not making an appearance until only after the Babylonian Exile and return of priestly elites from the Persian Achaemenid Empire where Zoroastrianism was the state religion. As shown and proven by scholars (and explained in some of the videos here), just like many other borrowed and adapted ideas, concepts, legends and myths, the newly brought Zoroastrian was just modified to become a Jewish Zoroastrian theology, and then later just shuffling the furniture around here and there as they wanted (i.e. – just throw in some dragons, death angels, human-animal hybrid winged creatures, multi-headed sea monsters, armies of horseback riding virgins in the clouds, locusts, mutant scorpions, blood floods, skull-crushing, zapping-melting, furnaces, bowls, choirs, candles, scrolls and especially lots of endtime doomsday swords and chariots of course etc etc etc). This would then truthfully make the above John Hagee and the plethora of other like-minded fabulist preachers and even many rabbis and imams also as truthfully being just Zoroastrian magus-warlocks and Zoroastrian prophet-witches. Yep, without a doubt “the old Zoroastrianism is the new Zoroastrianism” that’s for sure. Image screenshot from the Richard Carrier presentation video: “Mystery Cults”.

That’s right you duped fools! Zoroastrianism is the glue that binds you all together and which without it your religion would not even exist, you would have no joyously hoping and waiting for an apocalyptic doomsday fantasies and destroying the Goys and their chariots dreams which Zoroastrianism gave you. You fell under my Zoroastrian spell and it is impossible to escape in even over 700 years because your torah-zombie new genderless spacesuit body floating to the clouds dreams completely depends on me…buhuhahaha! Your messianism, monotheism, belief in free will, judgement after death, conception of heaven, hell, angels, and demons, just only makes you Zoroastrian offshoot cults and sects which I planned all along and you fell for it like a duped unthinking fish jumping into the net hoping to become a magnific fishstick!

…because he then soon while still in celestial outer space transforms into a mighty warlord on a horse wearing a dripping blood-drenched of his enemies robe and flaming fire eyeballs with a sword in his mouth leading a massive army of virgins on horses (all men virgins btw, it’s apparent in the texts there are no women in heaven or as part of “the elect” not even women virgins, so Joyce Meyer definitely won’t be there thankfully, and lots and lots of chariots and tents around Jerusalem are going to be zapped and destroyed, [all the chariots must be destroyed I tell you!], oh and there’s lots and lots of horses in heaven apparently, perhaps surely barns, saloons and rodeos also?)…the Jesus warlord then makes war on all the world’s Gentile Goy nations and destroys the vast majority of humanoids on the planet like an ultimate Terminator but with a sword [all their chariots will be zapped and destroyed], yep even Babylon will fall (even though Babylon already fell in the 6th century BCE, it really should fall again it just only makes sense probably), a bunch of stars falling to earth too (obviously the writer’s knowledge of the actual real size of stars and their distances away and his universe cosmology didn’t change very much since the time the Genesis fable myths were written) and then a bunch of more glorious bowls, more strange beings and creatures and burning in Egyptian lakes of fire and Zoroastrian fire melting the entire planet, more smitings, blood and bla bla bla…oh and the new Jerusalem floating down from the clouds will be like the Tokyo of the middle east ruling the entire planet (a new Tokyo Jerusalem that will be thousands of times bigger though), yep the book essentially has all the things every cult leader craves, to fool the spooked gullible illiterate and highly superstitious peasants to join the program so as to avoid the attacks from outer space to instead become mayors and priests of the zion-temple-state world mind control theocracy, which is why it’s still used today by charlatans, apostle-witches and fabulist scamvangelists). At least on this particular point I agree with them because it’s obviously just personal theological agenda-driven esoteric dreamscape pretend world fantasies, but I also think that the book along with many of the other books should not be taken seriously after the Iron Age and especially not preached by scamvangelist charlatans and similar lying soothsaying apostle-witches to real thinking sane people in the real world today either, it’s basically personal delusional pretend world rubbish without a doubt. This below excerpt from jesusneverexisted.com sums it up in a nutshell…

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Revealing Truth Behind ‘Revelation’

Although the apocalypse does not quote directly, within its four hundred or so verses are about five hundred and fifty references to the Old Testament (B. F. Westcott and F. J. A. Hort, Greek New Testament, 184 ff.) Its core – several apocalyptic endings badly stitched together – was later given a Christian preface: a series of seven angry letters, chastising seven errant churches in western Asia Minor. Having berated the churches, Revelation then unleashes a relentless apocalyptic nightmare, badly written, repetitive and self-contradictory. In chapter after chapter, it details bizarre horrors, the supposed fate that imminently will befall the enemies of the Lord. It is the latter which gives the book its enduring popularity – a vision of the gore-fest at the End of Time.

Hey everybody put on your rubber boots!, the blood and shit is going to get really high and thick for about 200 miles around Jerusalem!, then the rabbi skylord on his horse from outer space is going to attack all the Gentile nations to smite the Goys with his sword in his mouth and army of men virgins on horses!, and then all the Goys get eaten by birds being turned into nefarious bird poop dung! Glo-Ry!

Basically in a nutshell, the main thing with a repeatedly failed Zoroastrian-inspired Yahwehism-Jehovahism imminent doomsday full of crushed skulls, rivers of blood, smiting all the gathered surrounding camels, tents, chariots and horses and Zoroastrian fire and mountains melting etc, is that they’ve been popular with apocalyptic mind control death cults for thousands of years already, and that when they always don’t materialize and happen as promised-predicted, then that’s when you simply start to make a whole bunch of other stuff up and then trickily add magic numbers smoke screens for the easily duped to keep the bullshitism shtick program going for the temple coffers and most importantly of course for retaining the mind control power card (aka “feeding the lie”, or “the ol’ apocalypse switcheroo” or aka “the doomsday mind control pea in the shell game”).

Revelation is the outpouring of a Jew seriously embittered by Roman imperialism. This fevered Jewish mind invokes retribution for his enemies from that old, vicious god of Hebrew scripture, who rips into humanity with poetic abandon. Thus, in a whole series of ‘Ends’, God releases seven ‘vials of his wrath’ (blood, plague, sores, fire, drought, etc.); sets loose four horsemen (at the head of an army of 200 million!) ‘for to slay the third part of men’ (9.15). He has his ‘demonic locusts’ torment unbelievers for five months; etc, etc. Kings, captains, false prophets and ‘the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great’ are eaten by fowls that fly and are cast alive into a lake of ‘fire and brimstone.’

The Revelation of Saint John scarcely merits the title. Far from being a revelation, it is the most abstruse book in the whole Bible; and it was not written by any apostle called John. Indeed most of the material is secondhand, being borrowed liberally from the Old Testament books of Isaiah, Ezra, Ezekiel and, in particular, Daniel (which also has fantastic images of the End Time and refers to ‘one like a son of man’). Revelation essentially is Jewish scripture. (see also jesusneverexisted.com/yahwehbrutalhungrygodlingofwar).

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…However, remaining written evidences clearly show that the earliest and oldest cults and sects of later so-called “Christians” (i.e. – the various many earliest apocalyptic Jewish cults and secret mystery religions adherents and gnostics that eventually mutated to become so-called “Christians” only much later), most of them never even believed in an actual physically born “Jesus” character, they instead believed he arrived from somewhere “out there” from “outer space” from a different god not related to the OT main desert tribal Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon skydaddy godling…

Heresy Rule #1 – When you don’t like someone else’s views or interpretations or especially if they don’t follow your ideas and beliefs exactly as you do, just declare them a heretic in league with demons and getting the immortal burning worms and that fixes that (Image screenshot from the aptly named film “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” which coincidentally also has an uncanny eerily similar theme with the supposed Paul’s absurd ideas and writings about disposing the old earthly bodies to put on new identical spacesuit bodies from outer space to then rule the planet as part of a global mind control theocracy temple-state dictatorship, it’s creepy eerie similar and practically the same thing actually).

…Interestingly, even the Saul/Paul character who is the first writer about the topic and also the first writer in the NT and who takes up over half of it (that we have remaining textual evidence for anyway but it’s still only from the 3rd century anyway, so who the heck knows what any earlier original material (edited redacted changed material?) was comprised of), he never at any time even mentions anything ever about any phyisical Jesus actually being on earth or being born on Earth, or born by Mary or even born by any earthly mother, or performing any miracles or magic, having a ministry, raising zombies, curing lepers and the blind from demons etc or even actually being crucified on earth by anyone. In a way his supposed writings are actually more in line with Marcion and other gnostic mystery religions types gurus/writers who likewise believed Jesus was not born as an actual physical man on Earth but instead was a descending “phantasm” that “came down” from “out there” in deepest “outer space” (SPACE, SPAce, SPace, space, space…)…

A more detailed explanation and the less well-known facts about the real Iron Age origins of later Levantine blood magic sorcery cults and sectarian beliefs, abstract concepts wacky theologies, astrotheologies, cosmologies and related primitive thought patterns and behaviorisms, from the author (You won’t hear these facts and truths from telescamvangelists, pastors and preachers because their primary aim and job is to specifically and intentionally hide all these facts and truths from the unknowing clueless masses, usually by using their “Pretend Truths” modus operandi and just pretending, inventing and making up a bunch of other stuff as theological smoke and mirrors illusionary truths).

And then not even getting into the many real world events and situations which are further fails upon fails examples of the early Paul and later Jesus Gang gospels-novels beliefs and predictions etc, which would take many, many, many posts and blogs to cover all the examples. For instance, and not even getting into the ancient Alexandria, Antioch and today’s absurd Jerusalem fiasco which is a total debacle mess of a situation. Above we see the Holy Hagia Sophia Grand Mosque in Istanbul Turkey, which everyone knows used to be the Hagia Sophia Cathedral in the former Constantinople which used to be the capital city of the Eastern Roman Empire/Byzantium for centuries (and even renamed as the “New Rome” by then Emperor Constantine). Built in 537 it eventually was turned into a mosque after the Fall of Constantinople in 1453 to the Muslim Ottoman Empire. In a nutshell, what’s up with that then? that’s now almost 600 years of being a mosque instead of a promised new genderless zombie spacesuit body-fest in the clouds as guaranteed almost 2,000 years ago supposedly, surely St. Paul, Jesus and St. Peter and the various anonymous gospels-novels writers and so-called “church fathers” must then be very upset, embarrassed and ready to send some good ol’ OT smitings and plagues. And not only that, the Hagia Sophia in Istanbul in Turkey (known as Anatolia back then because the Turkic tribes didn’t arrive there from the east until the 11th century), it still today remains the center of the Orthodox Christianity faith…But wait a second, 600 year old newsflash… it’s a mosque! in a now Muslim country! Just think about that for a second, it’s like France being the headquarters for Islam. In other words, It’s a frikin muslim mosque in a muslim country which is a verily embarrassing fucked up snafu situation (it’s even weird strange to even have a mosque inside a former infidel cathedral anyway, it’s sort of like putting a mosque in a former infidel pagan temple, or like converting the Japanese Izumo-taisha shrine into a Jehovah’s Witness’ kingdom hall, or the Buddhist Mahabodhi Temple into a Jewish synagogue, or the Mormon main Salt Lake Temple into a Hindu Temple etc, and it’s just yet another proof that it’s all a man-made Abrahamic religions theologies vortex of mutations making more mutational primitive thought and behaviorism patterns vortexes resulting in even further invented failed theologies). For those already familiar with the history of this topic, then you’ll know that the leaders in Serbia claimed for a time that Belgrade will be the new 3rd Rome (but it was soon instead controlled and ruled by the Turkish muslims for over 400 years which is sort of the opposite of becoming a new Rome) and then in Russia leadership also claiming that Moscow will be the 3rd Rome (what next 4th Rome? 5th..6th? even Charlemagne in the 8th-9th century could have declared a new Rome somewhere but he didn’t much care about it and he just let Rome stay in Rome…although if he did it could very well have expedited the appearance of the Beast and probably the capture of Jerusalem by the Dragon and False Prophet from out of the sea, you never know), but this is all just more absurd smoke and mirrors “pretend world” mythomania dreaming and gabbing powers not meaning anything in reality, because there is and was no need for a so-called 3rd or new Rome (why?..because Rome is already in Rome where it’s always been, that’s right Rome is actually in Rome and didn’t teleport or disappear to anywhere, if you go to Rome today you will even actually be in the exact same Rome that was Rome in Roman times when it was coincidentally known as Rome, it’s true believe it or not, I’m not Italian or Roman but I fully admit that Rome is in Rome. We know that in the 4th century the Goths, Vandals and various barbaric tribes invaded Italy, and that soon imperial Rome fell being replaced by various so-called “barbaric kingdoms” and rulers (Odoacer, Alaric, Genseric, Theoderic, Vitiges, Totila etc) but they didn’t bring along any new religion and theologies taking over temples or buildings etc, or even intervene or interfere or much care for any religious dealings going on because they were mostly pagans and they even considered themselves upholders of the direct line of Roman tradition and existence (and they never attempted to impose Gothic as the new official language and culture either), they mainly ruled the former Rome and Roman empire and administered it from then on but it still existed and so Rome didn’t actually go anywhere because it’s where it’s always been, but that’s another topic). The only thing that one can logically conclude from the transpired events and situation in even just this example then is that St. Paul, Jesus and the gospels-novels writers were wrong and way, way, way off in their predictions and just plain liars…or that Jesus must have changed his mind and said “Ahhh fuck it all to hell this fucking shit, I’m gonna let these guys have my cathedral I’m too busy doing other stuff” or “Geeez, I’m too busy making bleeding paintings miracles, curing headaches demons possessions and showing my face in crackers and toast, just open a mall there instead” or something similar (In a way when you think about it, it probably would have even been better if the Muslims destroyed it then built a brand new mosque in its place, because by using it they’re basically giving a big middle finger to the religion, and so that’s almost 600 years of middle fingers which is hugely embarrassing and problematic, as well as making the religion completely baseless and pointless). What are the opinions of current day telescamvangelists, fabulist ad hoc rationalizing pastors, preachers using abstract mental gymnastics and similar fabulizing gurus about even just this one particular historical fail?, well not much really and actually nothing at all, because in their “Pretend World” I discussed earlier it’s not important, it doesn’t mean anything or they just pretend the problematic reality doesn’t exist and didn’t happen and that everything’s hunky dory gosh dang darn diddly darn dang ding dong doodly darned glorious and biblical and Glo-Ry! etc. That’s because the main thing is just getting lots of faith seeds shekels for their temples coffers, selling lots of books and DVDs, more air time and coffee and cake gabbing meetings (and lots of miraculous headaches and itchy feet miracle cures and “miracle oils” of course). Heck, I bet if the above scene was instead in front of the Eiffel Tower, the White House, Buckingham Palace, Prague Castle, Tokyo Stadium, the Brandenburg Gate, Forbidden City Palace, Disneyland Castle etc, telescamvangelists would still be doing their “Pretend World” shticks and schemes ad nauseam…because that’s the mighty “Power of Pretend“. Real things and real history fails and real world contradictions and failed predictions problems that are opposite to claims are irrelevant when it comes to the great magical “Pretend World” in their minds basically. Image: cnn

(Actually, after updating this post there’s even more related nonsense going on even as I’m writing this about some of the above information, again with the so-called “Christian World”. As Russia is currently invading Ukraine again, in the news once again is the behind the scenes church politics going on that is never far behind the politicians. The Russian Orthodox Church clergy leadership and spokesmen (the previously KGB-approved Russian Orthodox Church I should add which explains much) vilifying the Ukrainian Orthodox Church and nation and supporting the invasion, and the Serbian Orthodox Church (which already has big problems and conflicts with the Montenegrin Orthodox Church and Macedonian Orthodox Church and even their very existence) is once again also supporting the Russian invasion and because they also do not recognize the existence of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church considering it illegal and heretical, although just politically heretical at most because it actually is legally recognized as autocephalous independent and equal by the Patriarch of Constantinople (Istanbul), however already there are reports of the Serbian public and media displaying public support for the defeat of Ukraine with a number of Serb politicians stating that Ukrainians are just trash, Serb church representatives taking part in rallies supporting the Russian Jesus invasion of Ukraine, T-shirts of Putin and Serbian bishops in unity, of actually even stating that Putin is a great Serb and Russians are Serbs (well if the patriarch says so then surely it must be true, but that means they can’t be Czech, Slovak, Polish, Croatian, Slovenian, Macedonian, Bulgarian etc…or Ukrainian of course, you get to choose just one you can’t be everyone) and the Serbian Orthodox Church leadership largely just parroting the propaganda statements coming from mental case Putin, the Kremlin and the state-controlled television propaganda, and even reports of Serb paramilitaries and volunteers going to support the Russians on the battlefields (again like since 2014) as usual under the guise of “Orthodox brothers” fighting their European enemies and representing some sort of weird imaginary “True Orthodox Cyrillic World” vs. the European Democratic Non-Cyrillic Non-Orthodox Countries…that aren’t really countries or even nations and people supposedly according to their politico-religious mythomania delusions (although Bulgaria, Greece and Romania have their own national autocephalous independent Orthodox Churches already but they’re not involved in the imaginary holy battle propaganda or support the Russian invasions either, the only other major supporters of the invasion currently in the news are the Iranian leader Ali Khamenei, Ramzan Kadyrov of Chechnya and North Korea’s Kim Jong-un and that doesn’t help their case much the way I see it), and so the absurdities carnival vortex and “Jesus Politics” continues, Jesus is a really awful and absurd politician it seems and can’t get it right just like his old man, that’s besides not keeping his promises, giving anymore secret mystical cryptic news scoops or blinding visions to anybody or even existing in the first place (unless of course the ultimate plan is to conquer Istanbul-Constantinople to have their flag rightfully fly above the Hagia Sophia (Jesus was evicted and sent packing from there in the 15th century and so he should rightfully be allowed to move back home to live in his house shouldn’t he?, instead of being homeless and mostly travelling around the television stations in North Carolina, Virginia and Texas which is just really pathetic (am I the only one who knows these heavenly sent mystical truths and divinely revealed cryptic esoteric secrets?). I declare then that…Mr. Putin, now is the time to end the blasphemous shame and bring Jesus home already and then have a great big Welcome Home party!…including balloons, party favors, ribbons, confetti, sparklers and lots of bacon-wrapped garlic butter pan-fried shrimp, lobster, crab salad and pork tenderloin of course, perhaps even inviting all of Abraham’s brothers to the party so probably ordering extra wine would be a good idea, a great big exciting Abrahamic house opening shindig basically), but then again perhaps Putin and his very few allies-minions are the real Christians as they claim, killing foreign country civilians and children and destruction for the lord just like good ol’ Moses, Joshua and their generals back in the glorious exciting bible hocus pocus adventures times…

To add another weird esoteric-cryptic-mystical pretend world example about the whole absurd topic, take also the example of various Eastern Orthodox patriarch’s and bishop’s staffs symbology, which is a dual serpent-dragon symbology that’s supposed to represent the bronze serpent image put on Moses’ staff (which according to the OT “Numbers 21” fable Moses put on his staff and the Israelites were supposed to look at it to be saved from the biting fiery serpents that their Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon sent to kill and punish them for questioning things, even though just previous to this their god strictly forbade them by punishment of death to make any graven image of any person, animal or nature art thing, how ironic dumb is that? Is this another absurd comedy scene or the work of the holy ghost?), as in actually portraying the belief that the whole Moses, biting fiery snakes, weather magic and water magic hocus pocus, puffs of tent smoke geneism and lots of other magical thinking primitive dumbness fables is actually real characters and real events and real history in the real world. Telescamvangelists and the most ardent apostle-witches and pastors (and even Rabbis and Imams too probably because it’s the same Abrahamic-Moses narrative thing, the great glorious Abrahamic-Moses brotherhood of the anonymous desert fables scrolls woo-hoo!) must be in 7th heaven singing with Abrahamic dreamscape fables glee at the miraculous imitative magic faithism displays, wow (just like the ancient Israelites did probably…while they were getting saved from the biting fiery serpents that their god sent against them to kill them in the first place, smh).

…although come to think of it Joshua and his generals and other later leaders and rulers would have certainly killed all the Christians back then too for being heretical abominations idolators and gentile infidel pagans not obeying the specifically given blood magic rules and laws of the Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon which he demanded (he demanded that every single one of them be strictly followed…or else, you don’t get to cherry-pick which laws to follow people), and so that would surely cause him to be likewise smiteful today and pronounce a curse or plague or something). It’s all very absurd and reminiscent of the whole Jim Bakker vs. Jerry Falwell conflict and back and forth accusations war (the prophetess-apostless Tammy-Faye was wailing and lamenting crying so much all the time so it must have surely also been an excruciating painful time, even her doghouse she mentions in one of the videos below, rumor says that it was left decrepit and falling apart and practically in ruins just like the Jerusalem temple way back, it’s almost prophetic in a way and probably predicted in the bible somewhere). However maybe the Pope, Pat Robertson, Kenneth Copeland or Benny Hinn (or some of the other television shekels faith seeds prophets apostles in some videos below) will put on their fresh clean undies laid out for them on their bed in the morning, wave their hands and work it all out with their heaven sent gabbing tongues powers and magical water, or at least make a cream and fruit-filled pastry appear out of thin air and seen by many).

**Uh-oh! Is that Joshua and his swords wielding gangs around the corner? What could they be up to?**

Numbers 15:32–36…”While the people of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron and to all the congregation. They put him in custody, because it had not been made clear what should be done to him. And the Lord said to Moses, “The man shall be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp.” And all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him to death with stones, as the Lord commanded Moses.“…

…But we see these blatant transgressions against Yahweh-Jehovah every weekend these days including even picking up rakes, shovels, brooms, pails and bags and outrageously even branches. plants, shrubs, dirt and even piles of grass and leaves, grabbing and moving around dirt and plants, sometimes even lifting and moving around boxes and bags full of stuff people!…on the very lord’s weekend people!!! If today’s televangelist shekels prophets were actually real apostles of Yahweh-Jehovah instead of being just bad shekels actors, then we could finally righteously put a stop to all these blatantly heretical transgressors who are disobeying the lord’s given words and making a mockery and who even verily mocketh his word name and his very written words and word name laws (I’m pretty sure I also see cotton-polyester blend tops and women wearing men’s pants fashion which is then actually a diabolical triple transgression, and if they ended up having bacon-wrapped shrimp with cheese sauce for lunch it could very well even be a 6 transgression day which would be a blatant nefarious disobedience display of biblical proportions I tell you. When oh when oh lord will the transgressors stop and finally repent of their offences against the lord’s weekend and enter through the temple gates of glorious Zion with joy and amazement, let them at last make amends to the glorious celestial yom kippur goat skylord and thus praise his father Yahweh-Jehovah with the gifts of many lamps, ample oil, unblemished sheep and pigeons etc, amen)…

Anyway, that’s as far as I’ll go in this post regarding the nativities stories topic, there’s more problematic issues and contradictions involved as well as parallels with older pagan religions stories and legends, which I would have to make a bunch of posts about to go over point by point, as well as cases of mistranslating and changing meanings of appropriated text excerpts, but I think even these few highlighted main points suffice to prove my position. Historical inaccuracies, hocus pocus, contradictions and red flags all over the place which clearly indicate and prove that we are dealing with anonymously written personal fictions, religious syncretism patterns, ancient cultural diffusions and various invented, changed and mutating theologies.

(You can read A list of over 700 inconsistencies in the Bible for just some of those other ridiculous, absurd, nonsensical and contradictory examples, but there’s many, many more though).

Without even getting into dinosaur’s and plate tectonics times hundreds of millions of years ago to meteorite impact craters from billions of years ago (or parsecs and light years and carbon-based life, accelerating expanding universe, and a bunch of other cosmic scientific facts), but still long before the invention of the wheel, cheese stuffed crust 5-meat pizza, latex balloon pants, farming and the modern day concept of free range chickens, the example of the European hunter-gatherers of the Stone Age, Upper Paleolithic, through the LGM Ice Age and to the Mesolithic spanning from well over 50,000 to about 5,000 years ago, is another evidence that the biblical history-chronology is bonkers ridiculous not in touch with the real world (and especially their various so-called “genealogies” as infantile absurd fables almost like a comedy). Because we have learned that there were at times different archaic humanoids and human species’ living simultaneously on the planet on the different continents and regions of the world with each having their own physical characteristics, we know by proven evidences there were various archaic multiregional humanoids evolutions and later still microevolutions within the multiregional evolutions including their later cultural, technological and even gastronomy, hair and clothes fashions evolutions history which have continued and still exist even right up to our day, the various pygmy peoples being one well known example (yet they expect lucid sane people to believe that various Caucasoid, Negroid and other Asian branches of populations and their proven regional microevolutions, and the New World Indigenous Native tribes peoples also who go back at least 10’s of thousands of years ago, all of them just go back to some newly appeared Adam in a garden 6,000 years ago? or even more absurd actually from only just a Noah character family, from only his 3 sons only 4,700 years ago?…when the Akkadian Empire and Indus Valley civilization were already approaching their height? time of the Egyptian Old Kingdom and the already long established Danubian culture civilization period? and other civilizations and empires, but only 8 people on the planet at the time you say?, only 8 people on the entire planet Earth? That’s it just 8 people on the planet 4,700 years ago?…hehehe that’s a good one, I and just about any other sane person call bullshitism on that, invent and tell some more magical stories they’re hilarious and quite a creative “Pretend World” comedy). These various classifications and branches of humanoids took millions and then hundreds of thousands and then tens of thousands of years to evolve and attain their characteristics and start civilizations and become the humanoids of the present period, they didn’t just magically appear out of thin air in the recent past Bronze Age like a rabbit out of a hat, or one of those canes that turn into a flower magic trick (same goes for other mammals and animals). We have many evidences leading right up to the Holocene period, that people had religious rituals, shamanistic traditions, ritual burials and they also left behind many cave paintings and archaeological evidences that we are still finding today. And although many televangelists and scamvangelists and related fabulist charlatan minions disagree and refuse to believe, the truth is that would be a lot longer before any Abrahamic religions and their biblical 6.000 year old universes even existed or was even thought up yet (seriously where exactly does an Adam and Eve and talking snake fit into this proven real world history? these Upper Paleolithic humans would have existed even before the moon and sun which was made after the earth according to their history narrative). To be so fixated and manic-obsessed with only just that ancient Canaan-Levant universe bubble and their neurotic fixations-mania with their various fictions stories and superheroes characters, can even correctly be termed as a mental illness and likewise as sick people with a psychosis out of touch with reality (using that “Pretend Truth” methodology I mentioned earlier), 8 out of 10 Ice Age EEMH cavepeople agree and insist they verily existed and ate bison steaks long before a talking snake duped the god of the garden. The above scene recreates the people in their hut having a bison steaks bbq and roasted chestnuts during the Upper Paleolithic period circa 40,000 years ago. Image: Frank Wiersema

And it’s really not surprising, remember humanoids over thousands of years have become very good at telling various stories, many of them are even very complicated and full of various new weird abstract concepts, magical thinking and pretend world ideas, as well instances of people outright lying (that’s right, perhaps shocking to many but I even checked various sources and came across at least 20-30 cases in history of people just outright lying, as in just personally invented lying, and that’s just going back to 1911! I even have very valid reasons to believe that the numbers may even be 5 to 10 times more liars than even that! Because when you have all the time in the world sitting around for decades and lifetimes pathologically obsessed, consumed-fixated and just focusing on writing and inventing a religion and that’s all, then it’s not really that hard to invent all sorts of stuff and lie about stuff), and some are badly thought out and primitive and absurd invented stories and cosmologies, some stories go off in this direction and others go off in that direction to invent and incorporate more bullshitism depending on the agenda of the author/storyteller, some mutate and syncretize with other stories and become a new story, or even new stories again going off in different directions and diffusing and mutating again (which is still going on even today…because the newer invented ideas, concepts and abstract mental gymnastics theologies may mutate and change but the underlying fundamental basic modus operandi of blood magic mind control cults and sectarian beliefs is still the same as thousands of years ago)…

**The great eternal chasm of “Mythomania” vs. sanity and known documented real world “Reality”.**
Because we know that the Noah’s ark and flood and Garden of Eden stories are direct results of borrowings, cultural diffusion and religious syncretism and folklore mutations from older pagan fable legends and stories in the Levant, such as adaptions from the Epic of Gilgamesh of ancient Mesopotamia as just one example, then it’s sort of funny that Abrahamic religions are ultimately following and believing in ancient pagan Mesopotamian inspired legends and myths, which very well could be heretical and blasphemous. Or even more weird, the biblical tribal Y-J deity in its outer space sky castle temple has to cheat sheet copy or at least greatly emulate older pagan myths ideas and legends, which shows no originality right from the start.

Another evidence from a mountain of other similar archaeological evidences from later periods but still long after dinosaurs times. Discovered in 1891 near Dolní Věstonice in Czechia, (today’s Czech Republic), was a mammoth ivory carving of a male head which was originally the top of a longer figure or staff and broken off, and after various scientific analysis including alpha particle spectrometer testing is dated to at least approximately 26,000 years ago. The eight centimeter high carved figure includes rudimentary stylization characteristics and of long hair extending well past the ears and extending down the neck past the break-off point. Archaeologists, paleontologists and scientists agree that the ivory carving is most assuredly a Cro-Magnon representation from the last Ice Age. We don’t know who carved it or why, whether it was made by an older person, a younger person, a child, a male or female or perhaps even by the subject himself as an autoportrait attempt. Was he a hunter or warrior and protector of his tribes? (perhaps the local cave mayor). Was he an Ice Age King?…we will probably never know, perhaps even a wizard and shaman sorcerer and one of the very first Lucifers (Light-Bringer/Bringer of Light/Morning Star etc). It may very well be that the primordial chthonic Hyperborean deities had commanded or guided this ancient Cro-Magnon artist/wizard/sorcerer king to make the mammoth statue for posterity (and considering the oldest written sources knowing that the Croatian tribes inhabited these wide geographically coterminous areas in antiquity before crossing the Danube to ancient Dalmatia, Pannonia and Illyricum in the 6th-7th centuries, then it could very well be we are looking at a carved image of one of those ancient Croats). Interesting to note also, genetically, on the Y chromosome line, a majority (87%) of Croats belong to one of the three major European Y-DNA haplogroups – Haplogroup I (38%), Haplogroup R1a (35%) and Haplogroup R1b (16%). The genesis of all three of these groups originated in Europe during the Upper Paleolithic around 30,000-20,000 BCE. Furthermore, the dominant presence of Haplogroup I-M170 is rather interesting, as it is considered the oldest and only native European haplogroup and is found nowhere else. The Haplogroup I-M170 exists only in Europe and is fairly widespread, but in relatively smaller percentages extending westward and eastward. Its frequency in the Croatian lands and among Croats is high, but the only populations that have similar levels of the I Haplogroup are the Scandinavians. Haplogroup I-M170 has been shown to have weathered the last glacial maximum in the lands corresponding to modern day Croatia and surrounding area in Central Europe and then migrated north as the ice sheets retreated. Also, by these statistics we can clearly see that the strongest Haplogroup in Croatians is Haplogroup I-M170 and that we share subclades of Haplogroup I-M170 with Scandinavians more than anyone else in Europe, so the early European populations that went on to become Scandinavians also went on to become Croatians, the oldest known original European populations. Be that as it may, even using just this information the main point is that either way the 10’s of thousands of years later anonymous biblical authors and their invented ideas and written text material in the Levant area had absolutely no knowledge of the populations living in these areas and during those time periods, which would apparently mean that their god didn’t know either, as well as proving they existed many thousands of years before the biblical purported Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon universe was made and also have nothing to do with any fictitious Noah character genealogies either (but then again he didn’t even know there was a talking snake in his garden and it supposedly put trees, grass, plants and flowers blooming on the planet before there even was a sun or moon or stars).

Even just this popular biblical fairy tale scene has ridiculous problems all over the place too. Numbers 11:31-33…”Now a wind sent by Yahweh came up, drove in quail from the sea, and brought them near the camp, about two cubits above the surface of the ground, for a day’s journey in every direction around the camp (that’s 3 feet high in every direction as far as the eye can see btw). All that day and night, and all the next day, the people stayed up gathering the quail. No one gathered less than ten homers (that’s 60 bushels per person btw) and they spread them out all around the camp. But while the meat was still between their teeth, before it was chewed, the anger of Yahweh burned against the people, and Jehovah struck them with a severe plague.” Are we expected to believe that a huge quail storm happened in the desert? (and what happened to all the cattle and flocks they supposedly already had anyway? Why not bbq them?). That each person, how many hundreds of thousands of people, each person picked up 60 bushels of quail? That’s just like a snow storm when you open the door and there’s 3 feet of snow outside, so they opened up the tent door and it was 3 feet of quails in every direction for as far as one can see? And then while they’re eating quail the Yahweh gets angry again and zaps them killing many in a plague he sent? (It seems it’s always angry by smiting, zapping, killing, burning or plaguing for one thing or another, talk about serious moodiness with temper and anger issues). Where exactly is this strange clown world anyway with all these magical quails happenings and absurd nonsense taking place? Is it even in the Milky Way? Magical quail storm this, magical smiting and plague that, it’s all just really pointlessly boring and I don’t even eat quails (Also, then why didn’t the Yahweh-Jehovah similarly send a giant quail to kill and eat that dang diddly ding dong doodly darned dagnabit Eden garden talking snake? or at least likewise send thousands of quails to fall on top of and crush to death that snake and problem solved?, that’s weird). I’m just gonna stick with reality in the real world and leave these fantasy fairy tales for fairy tales books…Oh but wait!…maybe this next scene below really happened and is really-real supertrue and all that?….

How about that good ol’ Joshua again as another Eusebius-Josephus-ish interpolation, this one is so messed up on so many levels I actually feel there’s no need to explain anything because it’s so obvious, but I will anyway in case the reader may not know the most simpleton basics of reality and science in relation to mythomania (which obviously the Old Testament writers had no clue about because of this example and numerous other absurd ridiculous snafus of reality). How about that Book of Joshua 10:13 where Joshua makes Moses look like an amateur miracles punk?, where Joshua (when not being a genocidal psychopath) is able to make the Sun and Moon stay still in the middle of the sky for a full day so that he’ll have enough daylight on the battlefield to slaughter the Canaanites (this after stones falling on them from the skies wasn’t enough). Like WTF? Makes for a great exciting story for Iron Age deserts peasants or Sunday school 5 year olds to wow about with their cookies and Kool-Aid, but if the Earth suddenly stopped spinning (which in reality is what would need to happen for the sun and moon to stay still in the sky for a full 24 hour day, or even for 12 or just a few extra hours, because the sun doesn’t revolve around earth like the moon does), then the atmosphere would still be in motion with the Earth’s original 1800 kilometer per hour rotation speed, this means rocks, topsoil, trees, buildings, all animals and all life on earth would be swept away into the atmosphere and outer space in a second, with global wide massive firestorms, super-mega tsunamis and magma inside the earth’s core erupting from every possible hole and crevice in earth’s surface causing instant super-mega massive earthquakes and volcanoes as a bonus and much more. An 1800 km/hr wind would be the end of it for everything and all life on the face of the planet in the blink of an eye and the planet within just a few minutes would look like it did 4 billion years ago. It’s really amazing how Joshua not only makes Moses seem like a puny miracles chump, but he even vastly outdoes the Jesus character superpowers too by leaps and bounds, by bending and warping multiple space and time realities at the same time, just only in one small geographic location though and nowhere else on the planet because it is the magical hocus pocus land after all (But on the bright side the Canaanites surely would have been slaughtered probably, after all it was a very important battle and they had to be defeated at any cost).

“Gaslighting the Nations”

..in the fantasy hope of making the future entire planet 100% full of risen Torah-Zombies priests ruling a global temple-state theocracy dictatorship government under Yahwehism-Jehovahism Desert Cacodemon Torahism laws.

Or as the Paul character and his like-minded fellow apocalyptic cult members would say…the mousetrap is a blessing whereby the cheese guarantees a zombification and immortal mouse spacesuit body to float to the clouds.

**Authority is Truth,….Yes Authority is Truth, Truth is NOT Authority…Yes Truth is NOT Authority,**

Right from the beginning of the purported 1st Paul cabal writings to the later mutated and developing and mutating some more new religion, still even today but especially the early period, their greatest worry was always that any dedicated and persistent truth-seekers in the world might take the trouble to expose their hoax. Paul had to entice and frighten innocent and simple-minded gullible peasants into believing his outrageous concoctions and claims, he had to gaslight and brainwash them into submission to obey and listen to only him and him alone (i.e. – nobody else, only him and not other “Christians” who were Christians even before Paul while Paul was arresting, beating them and putting them in prison). He, and his cabal after him (especially and mainly because of his failed promised doomsday and new immortal spacesuit body zombifications during his lifetime guaranteed by his celestial skylord), they therefore had to vehemently oppose any intellectual methodology that might lead to the truth, therefore empiricism, evidences, proofs, but especially rationality, logic, common sense thinking, science, reality, were enemies to the early cults and sects and from the Devil character, they were tools of the Devil. All these things would henceforth also become enemies of the newly appearing so-called churches, converts who did not follow blindly were allied with the Devil (i.e. – asking questions or studying the real natural world, real cosmos, real history, real causes of diseases and finding cures, science and scientific discoveries etc is Devil’s work, who’s aka the “Jewish Boogieman”, Satan, Lucifer and some other names, and who strangely also just hung around the ancient Canaan/Palestine and Levant area and nowhere else on the planet just like the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling, which sure is odd and weird again). If the new conscript refused to believe every single statement, utterance, creed, abstract concepts theological construct, myth, fable construct, every fabricated lie and magical thinking hocus pocus story…on “faith”, 100% every single one of them, they were then under the power of the Devil doing the Devil’s work, mind control at its finest…

…The Lord told me such and such…Yes the Lord told you such and such, The torah-zombies were raised seen by many….Yes the torah-zombies were raised seen by many, Talking snakes and magical fruit exists…Yes talking snakes and magical fruit exists, There are no contradictions or fictions it’s ALL true even the lies you have the faith…Yes there are no contradictions or fictions it’s ALL true even the lies I have the faith, The Lord spoke to me and said this and that..Yes the Lord spoke to you and said this and that, You will not pick up sticks on weekends or boil a goat in it’s mother’s milk…Yes I will not pick up sticks on weekends or boil a goat in it’s mother’s milk, The Lord Yahweh said kill the men, women and children and babies…Yes the Lord Yahweh said kill the men, women and children and babies, Jonah lived in the fish for 3 days…Yes Jonah lived in the fish for 3 days, Magical thinking and blood magic faith will give you a future immortal zombie spacesuit body…Yes magical thinking and blood magic faith will give me a future immortal zombie spacesuit body…The Lord told me that…Yes the Lord told you that, Hallelujah Amen Glory…Yes Hallelujah Amen Glory, You will give many faith shekels seeds to the temple coffers…Yes I will give many faith shekels seeds to the temple coffers, The holy spirit said to me…Yes the holy spirit said to you, My magical thinking in my mind is the truth and real…Yes the magical thinking in your mind is the truth and real, If you do not follow my exact instructions and worldview theologies you will get the eternal fire burnings and worms…Yes if I do not follow your exact instructions and worldview theologies I will get the eternal fire burnings and worms, You will not ask questions, doubt or enquire about things that’s from the evil demons you are not being gaslit or dumbed-down to obey…Yes I will not ask questions, doubt or enquire about things that’s from the evil demons I am not being gaslit or dumbed-down to obey, You will follow my personal pretend world magical thinking and not think for yourself as they do about real things in the real world amen glory…Yes I will follow your personal pretend world magical thinking and not think for myself as I do about real things in the real world amen glory, You are not in a primitive superstitious pretend world hoax mindtrap…Yes I am not in a primitive superstitious pretend world hoax mindtrap,
This is not mind control…Yes this is not mind control…

…storytellers and fables makers from the Bronze Age and Iron Age, from the ancient Romans and Greeks, from ancient Egyptians, from ancient Mesopotamia, from the Sumerians, Babylonians, Akkadians, Phoenicians, Hebrews, Canaanites, Persians, Zoroastrianism etc and so on (and lots of old and even older stories and legends from the ancient Chinese, Indians, Japanese etc also, lots of people forget that and that the world is actually much larger than just the Middle East or just ancient Canaan, a whole lot larger actually). Heck I’ll bet cavepeople during the Ice Age and Stone Age 40,000 years ago were without a doubt telling various stories around the fire in their caves and huts when not painting and drawing art on the walls, making weapons, decorative objects, clothes or when eating bbq mammoth and bison steaks. Humanoids tell stories basically.

A brief introduction to some of the facts and topics discussed here (although there’s much more contradictions, errors, problematic issues and related astounding earthshaking problematic facts not fully examined here because they would cause many to leave all the Abrahamic religions in a jiffy and probably immediately rightfully burn all their various bibles, korans and tanakhs so as to free their souls from damnation and the eternal Egyptian Lake of Fire and burning worms and pitchforking), and it’s stuff you sure won’t hear from necromantic telescamvangelists, pastors and fabulist preachers etc, (and their book writers and DVDs also of course, pay particular attention at 43:06 which is very suspicious shekels shenanigans going on with the early cult characters, the Paul character in “his” writings actually a number of times alludes to rightful coins donations for himself which sure is weird considering he believed an apocalyptic end of the world was going to happen during his lifetime and any day…or hour, which is just like deceitful telescamvangelists-witches and similar fables purveyors-fabulists today) because it complicates the shekels seeds for the cultic temples coffers and coffee and cake meetings, and because it “factually” contradicts and complicates their “Pretend World” alternate reality and failed apocalyptic guru superheroes origins stories, as well as because it exposes many of the scheming suspicious dark underworld cult members characters, their early obscure sectarian filth abstract concepts theologies thinking patterns and behaviorisms, and their primitive mind control propaganda and mutating fake news industry schemes (cartoons included).

At my very first post “National Security Alert: Foreign Televangelists, Cults, Sects“ I touch upon a cornucopia of problematic issues, contradictions and wrong information throughout both the Old Testament and New Testament texts, as well as a bunch of related facts and historical information that’s good to know. And all 3 Abrahamic religions (and all their many offshoots) are directly affected, I’m actually not singling out any of them because they all come from the same original sources anyway, from the same geographically coterminous cultures and their primitive behaviorisms, from the same cultural and religious milieus, diffusions and syncretisms. Even just the very existence of all 3 Abrahamic religions (and all their mutations and offshoots) is proof and further evidence that none of them are what they claim and pretend to be. If someone doubts that statement, then in the Middle East just what is it that Christianity actually ushered in? Well, from the after the fact state of things for centuries it helped give birth to another monstrous Abrahamic mutations creation and repulsive faith system known as Mohamudanism and Islam, that’s the facts, the repugnant Islamic Abrahamic world of grotesqueries and make-believe is predominant across the Levant and Middle East primarily because of the following further inventions and mutations from the Christianities that existed before it, ipso facto.

Robin the so-called Boy Wonder had a hard time differentiating between fact and anonymously written contradictory theological agendas and pretend world mythomania fictions because he was under magical thinking mind control from the local apostle-witches, he later went on to become Pat Robertson‘s personal chauffeur and pool cleaner helping to defeat numerous demon sweaters and slacks.

Batman is right, it’s not in any way perfect, infallible, divinely inspired scripture whatsoever, instead it’s just an anonymous author’s personal “scipt-ture” and just “a” source and “his personal opinion”, just one of many sources and opinions, and everybody has opinions about everything, everyone knows that.

Is the bible the very first original described “Clown World”?

Is the bible the original very first described “Clown World” in existence?
Because right from start, from the first written and claimed people, events, magical and non-magical hocus pocus and necromancy instances, failed prophecies (and even things happening opposite to the predictions made by somebody somewhere during the Iron Age), wrong cosmological, historical, scientific and natural world real known and proven facts, the right from the start duped local cacodemon godling character by a talking snake, a magical fruit curse, talking donkey, magical boat cruise ship ride with even dinosaurs passengers, multiple space-time universes realities and stories taking place simultaneously, magical multiple-headed hybrid creatures and beings, magical iron chariots that even a universal god can’t defeat, a god losing a wrestling match to a puny human, floating wheels full of eyeballs, flat earths, genocides and sacrificial killing of entire settlements and towns populations (including every single living and breathing animal also for some reason), hairy as goat-fur people, fire magic, water magic, weather magic, a puff of smoke local godling’s weird senseless obscure commands, atrocious real estate deals, a local cacodemon godling that sends deceiving spirits, lies and admits creating evil, torah-zombies, sheepism-goatism blood magic (and pigeon blood magic, cow blood magic and oxen blood magic also), contradictions galore, sadistic moronic bets for entertainment and torturously boring long-winded speeches, floating immortal untouchable cosmic demons and archons spirits in the various layers of outer space, stopping the earth from rotating and orbiting, backwards working sundials, contradictions ad nauseam, magical miracle shadows and hankies, sins of fig trees, lost ufo-stars, demon swine, magic numbers, mutating and contradicting ideas, beliefs, meanings and theologies by anonymous writers somewhere, eating bodies and drinking blood and being washed in blood (to supposedly become white as snow? as if), massive armies of virgins on horses (there are horses in heaven apparently, so possibly saloons and rodeos also?), floating immortal untouchable cosmic demons and archons spirits who are powerful immortal untouchable demons in the earth and in the cosmos in the various layers of celestial outer space and who always get the better of and constantly ruin the plans of the Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon godling because he was easily duped by a snake he didn’t know existed and so it had to completely drown and kill off the planet’s entire humanoids populations to fix things but it actually didn’t fix anything (and the six-fingered and six-toed nephilim giants were able to swim anyway and survive to pop up later and they were the main reason for the flood in the first place because they were hybrid humanoids fathered by the immortal floating demonoids beings in outer space, demonoids who were also known as “sons of god” so they were also Jesus’ brothers apparently) so it was actually completely pointless, but then it sacrificed itself to appease itself invisibly without anyone anywhere knowing to get rid of the magical fruit curse once and for all but just like before actually not really, and much, much, much more than the information just mentioned in this blog. Well then surely that’s a real verifiable absurd “Clown World” if there ever was.
**Image: Clown World.**

Like I briefly mentioned at the beginning of this post, I still have no general issues with the Hibernal Solstice/Midwinter holidays (including the related New Year’s Eve) and the various related customs, traditions and festivities for the already explained reasons, basically because they come from the ancient Pagan Croat Hyperborean tribes time in antiquity, times that long predate the much, much, much later so-called new “Christmas Holidays”, and many of them were over time incorporated into the holiday anyway, i.e. – the interesting enjoyable stuff and foods and hooch etc. So it doesn’t mean I’m going to all of a sudden jump on the bandwagon and convert to become a Mormon, or Jehovah’s Witness, Muslim or Baha’i, or even to Buddhism or Hinduism etc either (I don’t believe in any of those invented gods and particularly don’t believe for a second there’s any chance of me reincarnating into another animal, bird, rodent or into crawling bug maggot larvae or an angler fish, and besides the Ganges is not all that great for a ritualistic dip these days anyway the last time I read about it, and the Jordan river is high on the polluted list too so that doesn’t get impressive high holy marks either (that one really bothers me a lot because I’m a big supporter of saving the environment, wildlife, trees, air and water, I mean if it’s that holy and important I would enact laws and strict regulations to keep the water as clean as possible, because also every year lots of tourists go there, although usually it’s just mostly various brainwashed religious cult members and fundamental fanatical religious sect groups who go there to put on strange robes, stare at the clouds and dip their toes or head to hopefully catch a glimpse of a magical pigeon purportedly living in the area, and because it’s supposedly where the Ephraimites were slain by Jephthah and where many Midianites were slain supposedly, then to buy souvenirs, trinkets, bottled water and burgers [The pollution of the river is largely a result of raw sewage coming from Israeli, Palestinian and Jordanian sources, plus agricultural run-off – largely pesticides and fertilisers – and hormone-enriched effluent from fish farms, according to Friends of the Earth Middle East (FoEME), who also call it “a very unholy mix” which has destroyed the ecosystem, I rest my case]…although it’s guaranteed that I and everyone in the history of the world including the reader, will eventually be a decomposing corpse being eaten by maggot larvae that’s a given, unless you’re cremated of course), I also can’t join the Shinto religion either even if I wanted too because I’m not Japanese the last time I checked (Where will I go then? It’s a secret adventure…maybe where Zalmoxis, Dionysus, or Hercules is or maybe Valhalla or to the infinite eternal Hyperborean bliss with plenty topnotch pork tenderloin, bacon wrapped garlic-butter pan fried shrimp, wines, beers and hooch etc, or maybe even a Land of Oz-ish type scenario (can anyone prove it won’t be or that people haven’t moved on and aren’t actually there right this very minute? Because if our world can have coins just appear out of fish mouths, walking on and separating waters, sticks turning into snakes, and buns and fish sticks magically appearing by the bushels out of thin air, talking donkey and snake, making the earth stop rotating and moon stop orbiting, coming back from the dead by accidentally touching a skeleton bone, making sundials magically work backwards (that’s a good one also requiring the earth to suddenly stop and rotate backwards and then stop and go forward again, pretty darn impressive stuff), ufo-stars appearing, disappearing and reappearing, singing floating glowing aliens, hairy as goat-fur people, multi-headed leviathan sea monster, multi-headed human-animal hybrid winged creatures and wheels covered in eyeballs, turning water into wine, instant tree-killing powers, demons possessing people and swine shenanigans, six-fingered and six-toed Nephilim giants who can swim better than Aquaman, magical giant boat with penguins and polar bears but with no windows (whew stinky! ever been in a hot barn in the summer with closed doors and even just a few animals? I don’t think any scamvangelists ever have), living in a fish for 3 days, magical pigeons and torah-zombies seen by many and various blood magic sorcery etc, then what’s so farfetched?), because seriously who in their right mind wants to live eternally, all the time forever and ever, with Jehovah’s Witnesses, with Osama Bin Laden types, with Joshua the babies killer and his types, with Kenneth Copeland, Joyce Meyer, Jack Van Impe, Morris Cerullo or Jesse Duplantis etc? or just burning and hanging around Dante’s Inferno or the Egyptian Lake of Fire eternally? Not me that’s for sure it’s all yours if the reader believes them and their stories, besides I don’t even like singing in humongous choirs or trumpets anyway I’d much more prefer even just a jukebox or the radio). I definitely also won’t start believing in some tin foil hat, or even any strange pointless weird dumb hat, magical UFO religion, or worshipping a head of lettuce or the omnipotent mushroom or potato religion, or some some ghost of the vegan-dinosaurs religion, or some zombified Bigfoots who appeared out of the pyramids and then later founded Atlantis and built stone megaliths, cosmic shadow beings from whatever planet or similar teleporting ancient alien shape-shifting reptilians from some other galaxy or tangent universe religions either. Just changing one for another overnight just because someone says it’s the best correct way doesn’t make it any more real or the so-called right religion just because I want to think it is (Well, I could possibly join the teleporting ancient alien shape-shifting reptilians religion because they could quite possibly possess the legendary elixir of immortality that I read about somewhere, there’s a bottle of it buried somewhere in the Alps or Carpathians supposedly according to some sources).

**Don’t shave because I said so, but dang it will be a great day when your enemies the gentiles bash their babies against the rocks.**

And interesting to remind also, all the scholars, skeptics, mythicists and people who study and investigate these topics, none of them really have to go far and search far and wide to support their evidences, views and opinions (or make up evidences and proofs for their findings and claims either), because the actual written texts is their evidences and proofs basically, the texts contradictions and errors were already written out for them so they don’t have to make things up and do mental gymnastics and perform personal ad hoc rationalizations to explain anything (as well as the problematic “argument from silence” and “absence of evidence” which again is another proof in the mythicist’s camp and really is big problems for historicists)…

Because the snake was a better hide ‘n seek player obviously, there’s no other way to explain it, even Jesus and all the trumpeter angels didn’t know where he was, so he was probably the best hide ‘n seek player in the history of all existence ever since the beginning of time and space and time existence so don’t ask pointless ridiculous questions. #gospeltruth.

…because the various physical, archaeological, scientific and contemporaneous non-biblical written material evidences are just further supplementary bonus material in the mythicist’s corner which give them more weight behind their conclusions and findings, i. e. – it’s the examined and found problematic issues and contradictions in the Abrahamic texts written material themselves which give a lot of the mythicists, scholars and skeptics their evidences in the first place (and you sure can’t blame the mythicists for their conclusions, textual evidences and findings because they’re not the ones who wrote it making the various claims in the first place).

The bible is not just a book, it’s actually a “collection of books” (or collection of scrolls and papyri actually) written by anonymous primitive ethnocentric hyper-superstitious magical thinking tribal authors, at different times in different places, according to only their own personal pretend world fabricated ideas and meant only for their own clan and tribal community, and besides telling lies but just saying or even believing they’re true still doesn’t make it true, it’s still lies. Also the claims by the books anonymous writers and gaslit fans and preaching fabulists today that the bible is 100% error-free divine and infallible correct reliable in ALL its claims…theologies, history, scientific, cosmological and natural world etc, (i.e. – they’re not claiming the texts to be partly true divine reliable, mostly true divine reliable, some or this and that true divine reliable but instead claiming its “ALL” 100% true divine reliable) has been unequivocally debunked and overwhelmingly proven to be wrong and absurd claims.

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So as a final summation and synopsis of the basic presented points regarding even just this one “Nativity Story” topic, just as the post title reads, the information clearly and without a doubt unequivocally proves that “both” of the nativity story versions are absolute 100% fiction. We can easily deduce and confidently conclude from the primary source texts that the desperate attempts of both of the anonymous authors was primarily to invent and fabricate a new “theological” genesis story for their new fringe apocalyptic blood magic death cult movement (a fringe sectarian apocalyptic doomsday movement that at the time was completely unknown in the historical record and apparently on the verge of extinction as all the original founding members were already dead and many remaining disappointed members had left and were leaving the cult, a fact mentioned and supported by other later so-called church fathers). And to help accomplish this endeavor by primarily using various gematria magical numbers numerology calculations and each one using a previous anonymous so-called Mark gospel as a template and even largely copied from, that each author was writing a new fan fiction model for only their own personal local sectarian group, and so that for these reasons in the process all the contradicting events, chronologies, characters involved (magical and non-magical), theological and known real history problematic issues are abound. Also included was the proven self-evident parallels and obvious adaptions we see regarding previous much, much older and already known and popular pagan religions “miraculous virgin birth” mythemes and legends that were used as basic literary templates for the new superhero genesis stories, albeit used within their own particular Yahwehisn-Jehovahism desert cacodemon worldview contexts…

**(The presented information here is not pagan witchcraft, instead it’s just another glorious example of holy inerrant, perfect righteous desert blood magic hocus pocus.**
**I REPEAT THE PRESENTED INFORMATION IS NOT WITCHCRAFT).**

As an inserted Eusebius-Josephus analogy example and a topic explored at my first post, below is the tribal desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah’s (aka “God” to some people for some weird nonsensical reason) “Official Secret Recipe For Curing Leprosy” that he wrote in the book of Leviticus and that’s the official blood magic that’s right from the camel’s mouth that you simply can’t deny, and it’s the most wisest best leprosy cure from the most wisest all-knower of the universe that today’s doctor’s voodoo witchcraft practitioners and pharmaceutical sorcerers are blatantly and knowingly disobeying, the divine step by step instructions for curing leprosy are…

1 – Get 2 birds, cedar, scarlet yarn and hyssop.
2 – Kill 1 bird over running water in a clay pot.
3 – Dip live bird and stuff in blood and sprinkle 7 times generously on person (to be performed outside of the camp).
4 – Release surviving bloody bird.
5 – On the 7th day, person must wash their clothes, shave all their hair (including eye brows, pubes, arms, legs etc) and then take a bath.
6 – Person to then live as an exile not allowed into their tent for a week.
7 – Afterwards on the 8th day, get 2 young male lambs and 1 ewe, all must be without defects, along with the finest flour mixed with olive oil for a grain offering, and one log of the oil, animals must be declared clean by the priest in front of the tent (deemed clean and absolutely no defects on the animals, very important).
8 – Priest then to kill 1 of the male lambs, then sprinkle blood and paint blood dots on the person (ear lobe, big toe, thumb, hand).
9 – Priest then to sprinkle the oil 7 times.
10 – Priest then to paint oil dots on the person on top of the previous blood dots (ear lobe, big toe etc).
11 – Priest then to put remaining oil on the person’s head.
12 – Priest to then sacrifice and burn the other offerings along with a grain offering.
13 – Presto Magico the leper is healed, it’s a miracle! (if leper can’t afford lambs and ewe then proceed to God’s Leprosy Cure Recipe commanded alternate version which substitutes with pigeons and doves for the lamb and ewe).
*And for Cripe’s Pete’s sake, paint the oil dot not beside, below or above the blood dot, it has to be painted on top of the blood dots or the voodoo blood magic cure won’t activate, very important people!

Actually, as already shown and proven a more accurate title would probably be…”The [Bronze-Iron Age Levantine Deserts Primitive Mega-Ethnocentrist Yahwehism-Jehovahism Superstitious Blood Magic Sorcery Apocalyptic Cult Torah-Zombieism Pretend World Theocracy] Goat-Herders Guide To The Universe”.

…Also briefly discussed and shown were the instances of cherry-picked quotes from the Yahwehism-Jehovahism OT texts, or just portions of quotes, which were then intentionally taken completely out of context so as to fabricate imaginary “prophecies” as imaginary proofs when in fact there actually are none pertaining to their nativity plot because they instead revolve around times, places, characters and events completely unrelated (as well as them being OT prophecies that failed altogether anyway). Also mentioned was the topic of the purported Paul character who is alleged to have been one of the very first founders and propagandists/salesmen for the sect, and who allegedly wrote the very first textual material used as a basis for the doomsday cult decades earlier, but in that case Paul’s new Jesus skylord was only a celestial being that took on a body and was killed and resurrected in one of the layers of outer space somewhere and who never at any time is described or implied as having physically lived on earth or ever being born into it, instead Paul’s “Christianity” was a new apocalyptic doomsday sect that was expecting a newly revealed Jesus skylord to arrive for only the very 1st time (not a 2nd time, or a 3rd time actually) to conquer Jerusalem and then melt their enemies and the planet and make only Paul and his other loyal and privileged minions immortal (as well as any believing minions who already died who would also soon by the process of zombification also attain new genderless immortal spacesuit bodies like Paul, but most importantly only them because only they were privy to Paul’s gnostic mystical esoteric secrets voices information that was downloaded and installed only in Paul’s brains, purportedly directly from his newly revealed skylord in outer space somewhere)…

**“HOW TO TRICKILY DEFEND A CONTROL FREAK, TERRORIST, GENOCIDAL, INFANTICIDAL, FILICIDAL, BLOOD-LOVING DESERT DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH-101”.**

When he’s not constantly wishful thinking and failing horribly in putting up his god’s wall of protection weather magic defences from hurricanes (which he admits is mainly to protect his CBN TV studio Headquarters, school campus properties and buildings, and which coincidentally coincides with his/their important holy fundraising campaign), having absurd visions and conversations with his god telling him repeatedly wrong and opposite information from what actually really happens later, believing his God and Jesus are Republicans and so were all the Old Testament prophets and superhero characters, thinking primitive Iron Age deserts blood magic and superstitions is the only answer for America and the world, that Trump is a messiah, finding curses from toys and just about everything, praising biblical Joshua and David as perfect ideal family men and insisting Noah, Adam, Eve and talking snakes were real etc, believing he’ll live to be 120 years old just like Moses, thinking that the real capital city of America is Jerusalem, believing that only scientific/historical facts that can’t be used to contradict and expose the bible should be considered and allowed as scientific/historical facts, and many more ridiculous claims (all the shady tax-exempt shekels dealings and ventures and scandals are too many to even get into), he also believes demons can linger in clothes and objects at stores and then spread in your home (aka as demons-cooties and demons-cooties syndrome). But shouldn’t demons be able to easily transfer onto you if you even just try the clothes on without buying them and taking them home? or even if you just touch the clothes or statue?, demons should even be easily able to attach onto people just walking nearby just like bugs or fleas. I’m pretty sure demons can travel farther than just fleas, demons can even invisibly float and teleport everyone knows that. That’s how the demon-cycle operates apparently, jumping from clothes and objects onto people in their brains then from brain to brain and then back into clothes and objects again, for this reason one should especially be very wary of garage sales, rummage sales and flea markets and the country government should immediately pass laws and declare them as public high-risk areas for demon possession.

The greatest trick was to invent a fictitious Jewish Boogieman, an imaginary celestial yet simultaneously immortal earthly boogieman (aka as the Devil, Lucifer and Satan today and by other names to most unknowing masses), so as to coerce and ensnare people to believe and worship Jewish characters and fairy tales and believe only their primitive superstitious worldviews, abstract magical thinking concepts and theologies, with the culmination of the agendas being to bow and plead only to their ancient and already long nonexistent imaginary Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon godling (although even their own so-called sacred scriptures unequivocally prove and admit that the Yahweh and his Devil Boogieman are truly one and the same and always have been), so the invented Jewish Boogieman is in effect the Yahweh Cacodemon godling’s loyal lackey and co-conspirator playing his part, performing his assigned role. This is the essence of the great deception by unknown obsessed authors and the subversion of consumed lying madmen throughout the centuries. The Jewish Boogieman always just only does the will of his master Yahweh because they’ve always from the start been one and the same.

A 14th century medieval painting portrayal of the biblical scene in the Matthew gospel-novel where the rabbi Jesus superhero character is “taken” by the Devil around the desert to be tempted (aka the Jewish Boogieman, a literary device character appearing right on cue for the obligatory amazing hocus pocus shenanigans tempting scene of course, and just like the centuries earlier temptation questions in the wilderness by an immortal arch-adversary being just like Zoroaster, and Buddha), including “taking” him to the top of an exceedingly high mountain and even “carrying” him to the pinnacle top of the Jerusalem temple. It’s ridiculous, absurd and comical how the biblical Devil-Satan character is actually really just the same biblical local tribal Yahweh-Jehovah godling character just under a different name, how at first he originated as a personality trait of Yahweh-Jehovah, then used as a title but not a person, and then only later still transformed (mutated) into a proper noun as a specific personal heavenly errand boy/lackey working for the biblical god, before transforming into Yahweh-Jehovah’s personal prosecuting attorney and then (after incorporating Zoroastrian concepts and beliefs after the Babylonian Exile) mutating yet again and “given” a kingdom and realms and his own personal army of angels and even power and authority over the entire earth to rule as “God of the World”, and then later still even miraculously turned into a talking garden snake who teleports backwards in time and completely duped his maker who had no clue etc (A lot of people back then and even still today are gullibly fooled by this, and even easily duped by the other various deserts twilight zone dreamscapes and fables narratives, as in actually wishful thinking-believing they’re all real events and characters in the real galaxy and universe, and absurdly even believing that the universe is completely dependent upon and even revolves around these errors-filled primitive desert Yahwehism-Jehovahism-witchery fables, smh), and then of course later made more preposterous by being given horns, hooves feet, tail, claws, pitchfork, bad breath, pointy ears and sometimes fangs and a cape and mutated again until today he’s a popular character in comics, cartoons, video games, movies and as the deviled ham logo guy etc.

So let me get this straight, these various televangelists, charlatan healing showmen, faith shekels healing gabbing powers gurus and soothsaying miracle-working sorcery-prophets and apostle-witches, they want me to believe that there are absolutely no people, as in zilch, zero and none, with any faith that are to be found in any hospitals anywhere? Really? Not one person with any faith in every hospital in the entire world, or at least in their entire state, city or town? None? Surely not every single person in every hospital is a demon are they? a tube or box full of demons as Kenneth Copeland says (unless of course, as many paranormal unexplained phenomena theorists suggest, that the power of the hospital’s and doctor’s chemical and electronic concocted demons voodooism is actually more powerful than the scamvangelist’s shekels healing faith magic performances (including their “miracle water”, “miracle oil”, “miracle hankies” and various trinkets and bric-a-brac supposedly infused with the yahwehism-jehovahism related blood magic mojo and hocus pocus powers but which actually does absolutely nothing also)…or that as other paranormal unexplained phenomena theorists suggest…the fake nonexistent healings miracles performances can only happen in stadiums, arenas, auditoriums and especially television studios especially when faith shekels healings music and mind control mantra chanting, babbling and brainwashing singing in unison is present to battle the demons with the heavenly necromantic wizardry blood magic powers (and besides they wouldn’t look as cool or as powerful magicians while wearing hospital gowns, caps and masks either), which would actually mean it’s just more bullshitism).

When it comes to fake raising the dead resurrection miracles/zombieism entertainment shows, all I can say is that in the 21st century it’s just so Bronze Age/Iron Age and pathetically lame, you can fool some of the humanoids some of the time but you’re actually much better off going to watch a real and much more entertaining magician’s act or illusionist show, I just recommend some Penn and Teller reruns instead.

This new fringe Yahwehism-Jehovahism-based Jesus skylord apocalyptic doomsday death cult propagated by Paul in his preaching however was supposed to have happened during his lifetime, as he expected and plainly wrote about in very minute detail as being guaranteed by his Jesus skylord, which further proves that the decades later and even into the 2nd century invented anonymous gospels were mainly desperate theological mutations attempts specifically designed for only 1 reason and especially for only that specific time period…i.e. – to save the apocalyptic blood magic death cult from extinction because of their growing defections and dwindling memberships which were a direct result of Paul’s and his celestial Jesus skylord’s failed end of the world doomsday and immortal zombifications promises (especially after the complete destruction of the temple in Jerusalem by the Romans circa 70 CE, which their founding cult writer/propagandist Paul decades earlier had absolutely no idea would ever happen even in his wildest dreams)…

I don’t know why but lots of medieval art has the infant Yeshua look either like a psycho, like he has progeria, microcephaly and gigantism at the same time, as an old man or just plain abnormal creepy like a weird looking doll come to life out of a horror movie or something, it’s as if the artists were actually doing it on purpose it’s really weird.

However, I should note that it’s not all bad news and that there is a weird ironic sort of silver lining and paradoxical hope for Christianity that Christians should be grateful for and rejoice to the heavens and clouds about (well most Christianities anyway), how so? Well because as already shown, explained and discussed the 2 major and most important theological elements of all the post-Paul gospels-novels stories are proven to be derived from older pagan religions origins and not from the OT tribal Yahwehism-Jehovahism ethnocentric apocalyptic death cult narratives. So this then disconnects it from Judaism in very important ways, and Islam also by osmosis, neither of whom accept these pagan mythological elements (well actually they accept lots of previous pagan religions ideas and myths as shown ala Mesopotamian, Sumerian, Egyptian, Persian, Zoroastrianism etc, but not these 2 particular foundational pagan mythology ideas). Heck if the ancient Israelites in the OT especially under Joshua and his successors had their way…why gentile Christians would have been bloodily slaughtered and stoned to death on the spot for even insinuating about any miraculous virgin-birth of a superhero savior or of a dying and rising magic-man demigod superhero and even mentioning any magic-women also. Because the pre-Christian Pagan religion faiths including Mithras, Dionysus, Attis, Osiris, Krishna, Orpheus, Romulus, Remus, Hercules, Horus, the Ptolemies, Alexander the Great, Jason, Plato, Asclepius, Perseus and many other examples, they all predate Judaism and even predate the biblical chronological universe by centuries and even thousands of years (probably even being vestiges from the Ice Age and Paleolithic Stone Age times and their continuing oral legends and mythologies as evidenced by various archaeological artefacts and cave paintings from 10’s of thousands of years before the biblical universe even existed), so basically these proven older gentile pagan faiths and legends beliefs that entered Christianity greatly distance and divorce the religion from the OT Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon apocalyptic cult narratives and they actually even theologically and mockingly insult the smiting, angry, jealous, wrathful, infanticidal, bloodthirsty, petty, pestilential, pyromaniacal, genocidal tribal Yahweh chump deity, basically he’s just a very local bully of the block, without a doubt if anyone at the presented time would have even implied these pagan faiths ideas then surely Yahweh-Jehovah would have immediately probably sent fire and boiling lava from the sky, earthquakes and poisonous locusts and fiery biting bees (or fiery serpents spitting out poisonous bees and stinging locusts) on them immediately, so basically even if mythological and never having actually happened in the real world anyway you have to look at it as a positive that the older pagan faiths traditional beliefs entered the religion and they even end up being the most important parts and theological pillars of the religion, so stay positive with the gentile pagan’s beliefs and pull that nasty nefarious Yahweh-Jehovah’s beard to hell to pay for his abominable sins (Heck, how do we even know that perhaps in the future another similar miraculous birth of another demigod won’t happen again just as many times before? such as alluded to in some sources about “the prophesied one”, i.e. – the Hyperborean redeemer-liberator but who will instead make much more sense using no secret cryptic parables or tree-killing powers, be way more smarter and perform much greater magical powers feats and coin tricks to astound the nations). And the people should also likewise rejoice to the heavens and clouds because they are only just 2 of the older pagan religion’s derived ideas that are precedents, so there very well could eventually be other and more older various pagan religions mythologies and beliefs that will enter the narrative and theologies and so essentially over time weed out the nefarious impotent OT Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon and send him back to drown in the deserts from which it sprang forth from, thus these 2 important precedents actually give people today reasons to be hopeful, merry and joyfully rejoice with gladness.

An 18th century painting of Mary and the Jesus child on their way to the Jerusalem temple to amaze the Pharisees and Sadducees and astonish the Sanhedrin…not really though, it’s a painted portrayal of the child Hercules with his mortal earthly mother Alcmene who gave birth to Hercules after becoming pregnant by the god Zeus. It’s just one of many similar miraculous birth mythologies that were already for many centuries well known all across the Mediterranean world and later even into continental Europe. As mentioned earlier, later after he willingly submits to the 12 labours/punishments, then eventually after suffering and dying his body vanishes but he is soon “resurrected” and “ascends” to heaven becoming a living god with a new “divine superior body,” the addition of after-death appearance narratives also accompanies many of these tales similar to Romulus, and there were already popular Hercules cults existing well before 600 BCE. Among many other examples was the popular hero and result of a virgin birth Perseus, who was born from his mortal earthly virgin mother Danae and the god Zeus also, and his mythology is estimated by scholars to date from the Bronze Age circa 1300 BCE. But people during the Iron Age wouldn’t actually believe all these miraculous magical birth origins and the hocus pocus floating with new immortal bodies to the heavens mythologies and stories as being real people and actual real events…would they?

A painted image of the rabbi superhero Yeshua figure, who is the Jewish Messiah-King of the Jews and destroyer of the enemy Goys and the rightful heir to David’s and Solomon’s concubines, sheep and lamps, seen floating upwards like a balloon through the clouds after being transformed during his apotheosis/transformation and then ascending to heaven to the heavenly Jehovah temple and very throne and footstool of the Yahweh-Jehovah who’s his father but also is him but is also not him etc or whatever (floating to himself thereby proving that the river descending pigeon ghost powers were truly with him), witnessed by his personal secretive coven disciples below and surrounded by the countless myriad of angels and the choirs of heaven and the patriarchs Elijah and Moses and other patriarchs singing glorious hosannas and hallelujahs in joyous unison as the apotheosis occurs (thus proving his triumph over the talking garden snake and his rightful right to defeat, crush the skulls of and destroy the Goys and the Nephilim, Amalekites, Moabites, Midianites, Edomites, Aurignacians and Theropods once and for all with the sword in his mouth and wearing his slaughtered Goys blood-drenched robe and then rule the entire planet which will then be transformed into a proper kosher torah-zombies world just as prophesied by some guy somewhere, including all the shitty countries also for they too will become eternal kosher-torah slaves of Zion and will not escape in even over 700 years, so that the few allowed remaining Goys can live gloriously working on the Zion torah-plantation eternally with obedient magical “Planetary Onethink” giant brain torah-thinking and 24 hrs a day praising joy while serving Zion eternally 25 hrs a day by using the tentacles of the planetary onethink…or else, and even rule the entire universe even from the Jordan river all the way to the Nile and Euphrates rivers for all time and all space-time and verily all the space-time after that probably), and as the floating singing angels and heavenly choirs with shohar-trumpets watch in awestruck amazement and eternally rejoice at the amazing magical apotheosis spectacle, just as written by some anonymous guy somewhere who wanted to ~~fool~~ tell the readers how really-real it all was and how all the witnesses were…..Oh wait…er…um…my mistake…this is actually from the painting ‘the Apotheosis of Hercules’ (based on the actual Apotheosis of Hercules legend of course, not the Apotheosis of Homer or the Apotheosis of Romulus etc) painted by Francois LeMoyne, completed in 1736 and today found on the ceiling in the Hercules room, Versailles palace.

Apotheosis = process by which someone becomes a hero, son of god or a god, elevation to state of permanent divinity, the glorification of a subject to divine levels and, commonly, the treatment of a human being, any other living thing, or an abstract idea in the likeness of a deity or demi-god, usually after a death when the body disappears and then getting instead a new divine spacesuit magical body capable of all sorts of things.

Below are just some examples of instances of Greek and Roman figures (and by far most of them being from well before the Common Era and the gospels-novels writing times), attaining this divine transformation after death, aka “apotheosis”…

Adonis
Ariadne
Aristaios
Asclepius
Attis
Baal
Dionysus
The Dioskouroi: Castor and Polydeuces
Ganymede
Hercules
Homer
Horus
Iasion
Icarus
Inanna
Io
Iphigeneia
Julius Caesar
Leukothea and Palaimon
Odysseus
Oreithyia
Orpheus
Osiris
Perseus
Psyche
Ram/Aries
Rhadamanthys, Minos, and Akaios
Romulus
Semele
Tammuz
Theseus
Triptolemos
Zalmoxis

*(the list is not exhaustive but mainly shows just how common the fundamental idea and motif was among other people and their religions and in different regions at earlier times)

Because Hercules was just one of many figures experiencing Apotheosis in Pre-Christian Antiquity, i. e. – divinization or deification (from Latin deificatio ‘making divine’), which is the glorification of a subject to divine levels and, commonly, the treatment of a human being, any other living thing, or an abstract idea in the likeness of a deity or demi-god, usually after a death when the body disappears and then getting a new divine spacesuit body capable of all sorts of things, including at times even a descent first to the underworld and after 3 days, or a similar period of time, makes an after-death appearance (ala Romulus) and then attains ultimate apotheosis.

According to Herodotus, Heracles lived 900 years before Herodotus’ own time (c. 1300 BCE), interestingly even early Christian theologian Clement of Alexandria’s reasoning is that Heracles’ death and deification happened approximately in 1226 BCE.

(Now, some apologists/excuse makers using tricky mental gymnastics attempt to slyly wiggle out of this very problematic predicament of existing older previous versions of apotheosis of other figures by saying “Oh, but theirs didn’t happen “exactly” like ours, ours is different, ours is unique, so it’s really-real and really happened”, but these deceptive arguments all fall flat and are just smoke screens to fool the herds. Why? Because of course they’re all slightly different and unique from the Yeshua example as well as being different and unique from each other in various ways, each one of them is not “exactly” or a carbon copy like all the others, that’s because each one involved a different main figure, different supporting characters involved in the story, at different times, under different circumstances, involving different religions and religious views and worldviews and taking place in different geographical areas, so of course none of them will be “exactly” like all the others, or any of the others, so of course each one of them is “unique” in some ways they’re all unique from each other (should the hero-figure in every instance of apotheosis also always have to have red hair and be wearing a blue robe also then to show an unmistakable obvious common motif? i. e. – none of them happened to Jews who were torah observant who’s main place of worship was at a temple in Jerusalem which was the physical house of their god who showed up as a puff of smoke who were hoping for a hero king-messiah to bring victory against the Goys who were living under Roman rule where they were constantly trying to expel the Romans and where crucifixions of criminals were very common occurrences, the other previous apotheosis narratives didn’t have a Pontius Pilate, a Herod, particularly named priests, a crazy recluse John water magic guy & floating ghost-pigeons, Pharisees or a Sanhedrin in the plot mix, and didn’t even need them anyway, and importantly in the case of the Greek and Roman examples the apotheosis involved ascending as the son of and to the realm of Zeus or Jupiter not to a desert Yahweh-Jehovah godling, and of course why would they? They obviously weren’t Jews so for them to have an apotheosis to a foreign desert god that always bragged about hating the foreigners Goys, crushing their skulls and destroying them all it wouldn’t even make any sense, and likewise the rabbi Yeshua character floating to Olympus of the hated and soon to be destroyed Goys would also make absolutely no sense either, after all there is no 177% torah onethink brains or Moses and Elijah characters in Olympus realms because that would be ridiculously absurd, and on top of that there are no women, bacon, pork chops, shrimp, lobster or togas in the Yahweh-Jehovah outer space realm anyway because it’s only just Jewish circumcised bearded old men in robes reading and contemplating the torah all day who are living there instead, lol). So you see that’s not the point, the point is that the parallels and basic fundamental apotheosis/transformation concept and ideas are all the same (even though in a number of cases some of them are even more uncanny similar than others by also having very similar after-death appearances narratives, earthquakes, darkness, sun and moon signs, other people rising from graves, appearing and talking to people after death and even telling them to “spread the good news” etc)..As Dr. Robert M. Price very simply puts it to those using that same ol’ hash excuse and deny that they are in fact very clearly trapped in a torah-mind prison dreamscape suspension of disbelief pretend world…”Have you ever heard about what an “archetype” is?” and that’s the point, they all are using the same motif structure and have the same story basic framework blueprint, which each anonymous writing author then modified, tweaked, edited and reworked as they wanted for their own gospel-novel adventure fantasy story.

However “Apotheosis” was a well known and common idea, religious concept and tradition for centuries already before any Christ-Cults appeared in the Levant about 2,000 years ago, and not just only among the Greeks and Romans. Before the Hellenistic period, imperial cults were known in Ancient Egypt (pharaohs) and even earlier in Mesopotamia (from Inanna, Naram-Sin through Hammurabi). Numerous mortals have also similarly been deified into the Taoist pantheon, and various Hindu and Buddhist figures in Asia also, Zalmoxis among the Getae and Dacians of ancient Thrace. Of course including the Roman emperors, but then there’s also the many mystery cults of the empire that existed also, which clearly suggested that anyone who’s been initiated into the mystery cult can also potentially be granted apotheosis (ideas later borrowed and adapted by the you know whos authors who without a doubt would have also been very familiar with the stories and legends). Anyway, back to the stories-telling and dreaming cult leader Paul guru…..

…Added into the equation is that other purported cult co-founders (referred to as “the 12” by Paul and who likewise were portrayed as being privy to some sort of alleged dubious cosmic information, but whom Paul admits he was in conflict with and even calling them “false apostles”, which sure is strange) are completely absent from the NT narrative and the real world historical record and especially leaving behind no genuine written material or physical evidences of their existence, points to a select few other sectarian founders who dissolve from existence into obscurity and disappear long before any gospels are written (where they are portrayed as extremely bumbling, forgetful characters possessing unhuman qualities and behaviorisms anyway), thereby leading to strong doubts about their later anonymous gospels-novels portrayals as being actual real people or existing in the first place, as well as the evidences we have of numerous other so-called original “Christian” sects and groups with competing and contradictory claims and information from the same early period, then it is apparent that there were numerous fringe “Christ” skylord cults and sects preaching, competing and at war with one another in the first century Levant area but with each one claiming to be the only correct doomsday group (perhaps one or several of them even being behind the arrest and imprisonment of Paul in the first place, or quite possibly including even “the 12” being behind his arrest also before they themselves were eventually killed by other competing and in collusion with authorities Jesus skylord cults and sects, hence their abrupt disappearance and no letters written). Also mentioned was how the early so-called church fathers from the late 1st, 2nd and 3rd centuries especially, were a sort of new mutating theological politburo that spent considerable time and letters writing not against Romans or Greeks or Pagans, but instead and strangely again, rather against…”Christians”, i.e. – those earliest Christians of whom many did not believe that their Jesus was actually physically ever on earth, was not born of a virgin, having no belief in a later new growing trinity concept, a eucharist meal and who wasn’t even resurrected (we have letters today that prove this was the case and that writing against all those other and even original older “Christians” was a major topic and a very big problem for the growing mutating theological politburos aka “church fathers”…such as from Irenaeus, Tertulian, Justin Martyr, Ignatius, Clement I, Eusebius, Origen and many others, so they’re greatest foes in their letters were actually other Christians and not the Pagans which again is very strange, in the 2nd century the prophet evangelist Marcion being a particularly growing major threat and dangerous Christian to their Yahwehism-Jehovahism theologies being just one example as mentioned previously). Combining all these facts that are very plainly evident in the written primary source text materials is then more than enough evidence to unequivocally prove that myths and fictions are found as the basis throughout the examined anonymously written newly fabricated genesis stories discussed here.

According to “the official story” according to the god’s official authorship words, they witness and experience supposedly the greatest ever miraculous events and magic powers and unexplained miraculous phenomena sorcery ever in the history of the world, but just days later they decided it was the cow that led them out of Egypt and did all the hocus pocus for them (You know, I’ve always wondered how one could rationalize this story even back in the Iron Age let alone today, with people implying that it’s real factual history events and characters and not a comedy (even the later fictitious Jesus character believed it was real, which isn’t saying much about the chances of his real existence either), don’t you have to admit and wouldn’t you have to presuppose that something similar like these conversations actually and literally took place then?…”Hey Nadab, I don’t think this god of Moses’ is really all that great like he says, what’s he done lately anyway? I could really go for some wine and I’m tired of cleaning sand from my ears. You know what I think?…I think the cow did it all and freed us from Egypt…Nadab: I think you may be right Abihu, you have a very strong point there and it makes sense to me…crossing the Red Sea? Nile river and water into blood? firstborn deaths? darkness for 3 days? fire hail? frogs and locusts attacks? boils? pestilences and death angels? pfff big deal that’s amateur anyone can do that, this Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon god of Moses’ is really overrated and that cow over there is probably more magical, omnipotent and smarter, yep definitely the cow probably did it” (Eleazer, Adah, Kish, Zebedee, Mizraim, Jonah, Ezekiel, Uriah and a great multitude exclaim: “Yes the cow freed us from Egypt and saved us! The cow will lead us to the promised land and freedom Oh Israel!”)…Aaron: “Hey everyone! Give me all your gold I’m going to make our cow god that took us out of Egypt! All hail the cow Israelites!!”…enter Benny Hill laugh track applause and music), something similar to these conversations must have literally happened then because it’s the only logical answer.

Yep, it’s very apparent and unequivocally proven you’re just a Bronze-Iron Age mutating man-made omnitard deity concoction invented by travelling primitive mega-superstitious desert control-freak temple priests and their fabulist soothsaying writing gurus-minions. Actually omnitard is even being too kind, omnishitard would be more fitting once you actually read the fables and words spoken, wrong predictions, claims and deeds of the deity as already shown, it is quite simply idiotic, deranged and grotesque appalling (see also www.jesusneverexisted.com/yahwehbrutalgodlingofwar).

What if?…what if the fictitious biblical Yahweh-Jehovah tribal cacodemon deity actually really did have to go to court to plead innocence against the many various charges against him as found in the bible? Or would he/it just plead guilty as charged because he/it is the one and only mighty omnitard of zion and the only one who tips the rain jars? (Actually omnitard is even being much too kind, omnishitard would be much more fitting once you actually read the fables text and words spoken, wrong predictions, claims and deeds of the deity as already proven, it is quite simply idiotic, deranged and grotesque appalling). How exactly would the jury view his many bloody and murderous deeds, laws and absurd repugnant utterances? Would his various supporters-minions, apostle-witches and disinformation cabals instead try to force an acquittal due to not enough evidence, or that it’s all just allegories and metaphors, but then use that same contradictory non-evidence as proof that the Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon is rightfully the supreme ruler of zion?…and even the planet and the universe?…perhaps.

Yep, so like I said at my very first post introduction (and elaborated on with more evidences at my second post), I guess I could be categorized as an Agnostic-Atheist-Realist, or more precisely a Transtheist-Panentheist-Apatheist (i.e. – being beyond concepts of superstitious primitive theism and atheism categorizations which are puny humanoid constructs), actually an atheist is better and more correctly understood also as a belief (“theism” meaning belief, the “a-” in “atheism” is understood as negation of the belief being claimed or presented) and as a proposition – something that is either true or false, referring to the propositional “content” of the presented belief claims, i.e. – according to the presented facts, details and evidences, or lack of evidences and contradictions-errors usually, of the presented belief and it’s claims, so the Atheist instead “believes” that the argued “content” of the belief logically using reason and known empirical facts warrants the decision to not believe (it’s practically not even a choice actually when understood correctly, more like a natural gut reaction common sense default reaction)…or in a sort of Transtheist-Deism or something like that where all the man-made gods, all of them as in every single one of them, are just puny concocted fictions and invented mythological fables by primitive and superstitious minds which mutated over time, where every god of every religion, nation and tribe and their theological writings are just man-made concocted Lilliputian fiction-myths (a desert cacodemon godling who can’t even make a box or a boat let alone the universe) and they are all far below, yielding and subservient to the real ultimate “instance” whatever it is (i.e. – a Deist in the truest sense of the word definition, mind control-free and not a slave, not forced to believe the lies and being an in bondage slave to another ancient people’s tribal mythologies folklore and primitive superstitions, free from their fabricated histories and pretend world genealogies and universes, fictitious superheroes and contrived characters, free from their invented revelations, phony and failed prophecies and magical thinking, concocted claims, untrue spurious miracles stories and abstract contradictory crypto-mystical cabal theologies, not a slave to their fake hocus pocus show fables, blood magics, magic numbers sorcery and anonymously written nonsensical contradictory texts, not a slave to primitive cryptic magical thinking anonymous mystical soothsayers, desert self-styled spiritualist visionary gurus or travelling self-styled failed crypto-esoteric prophet-witch predictors etc, a Deist that has broken off those limiting mind control shackles and is now free and not a slave to them anymore, a Deist where truth, common sense reason and reality reigns in the real cosmos, not believing in the imaginary desert cacodemon godling invented cosmos and pretend world only in some anonymous tribal stranger’s superstitious primitive mind and writings…

…A Deity that was not obsessed and concerned with menstruation cooties, penis foreskins, various blood magics, lame hocus pocus tricks, smitings, failed predictions and sacrifices but instead concerned with other things entirely, where it made the planet and cosmos billions of years ago not just a measly 7,000 years ago, where it made stars many times bigger than Earth and millions and even many billions of miles and even many billions of lightyears away and not as just some glowy-glowy light things hanging in the domed sky-ceiling, as an analogy a Deity-ism that would be like being the President or Prime Minister of a country and simultaneously the Yahweh-Jehovah would be just an irrelevant 5 year old child with a temper tantrum in his backyard playing with a mud puddle making mud figurines, that’s how pointless by comparison. (And of course it would never, ever, never be duped by a simple garden snake either because it is absolutely dupeless and impossible to dupe).

Adding my own brief Eusebius-Josephus-ish addition here to make a point, in this case about the 19th century Croatian Viceroy-Governor Ivan Mažuranić (aka “Ban” Ivan Mažuranić which is a title essentially meaning Prime Minister), since this blog was started out from a previous Croatian topics blog after all, but even already back then during the time of the Croatian crown lands being part of the Habsburg empire and of other continental empires existing (Coincidentally right around the same time of Charles Taze Russell and Joseph Smith and their new Jehovah’s Witness and Mormonism religions movements), his foresight and views are directly related to this topic. Besides being a Croatian poet, linguist, lawyer and politician, fluent in 9 languages (Croatian, Latin, Italian, German, Hungarian, French, English, Czech, and Polish, he didn’t much know babbling in gibberish tongues and laughing fits though like today’s apostle-witches) and being well skilled in mathematics and astronomy, Mažuranić is remembered for his contributions to the development of the Croatian law system, economics, linguistics, and poetry, but also for the implementation of comprehensive reforms. During the period of his reign, the Hrvatski Sabor (Croatian Parliament) passed 60 laws covering the whole area of Croatian autonomous jurisdiction. The ideological foundation of his reforms was liberal and he emphasized the importance of the Constitution, individual rights, education, science and laissez faire (even being the principal author of newest Croatian dictionaries and coining words that have become commonplace in standard Croatian language). Mažuranić also importantly modernized Croatia’s educational system by forming a public school network instead of denominational schools, for him this was a necessary step in the modernization and secularization of Croatian society, and importantly keeping religion out of the classrooms and higher learning institutions and even out of politics, basically keeping schools grounded in the real world subjects and reality and if the student wanted religion, well the church is just down the road and it’s open Sundays. The main goal of his reforms was to form foundations of the organization of autonomous Croatian government and establishment of a modern and efficient political-administrative system. He accomplished the Croatian transition from a semifeudal legal and economic system to a modern civil society and he is considered to be one of the most important figures in Croatia’s political and cultural life in the mid-19th century, so these are not just some new recent ideas and views about secularism and keeping hocus pocus pretend world fables out of the learning curriculums. (I also guarantee that if he was alive and Ban/Prime Minister today, there’s no frikin way he would allow scamvangelists or sectarian religious shekels-begging fraudsters or even any religious programing on public television either, which is a good thing).

And as another brief Josephus-Eusebius-ish interpolation to the above information, these above painted scenes “Arrival of the Croats to the Adriatic Sea” from the 19th-20th century are based on the Imperial Roman archive government sources and the recorded words of the Eastern Roman Emperor Constantine VII in his administration and foreign relations document “De Administrando Imperio”. In chapters 30-31 of the historical document he wrote that the Croatian tribes arrived from the northern “Great Croatia also called the White Croatia” during the 6th-7th century from areas north of the Danube and in and around the Carpathians (aka Harvaða fjöllum/Mountains of Harvathi in the Gothic epic sagas), and that they settled in ancient Dalmatia, Pannonia and throughout all of Illyricum. He adds that this happened after being encouraged to do so by the Emperor Heraclius to free the lands of pillaging barbarians and prevent further nomadic invaders from the East, and then asked to possess the lands afterwards and settle there permanently. One other interesting and important thing he mentioned in the texts however is that he explains that the Croats arrived as Pagans, which would obviously mean that they were not worshipping or believing according to any of the Abrahamic religions theologies and so naturally not Yahwehism-Jehovahism either (It must also be remembered that the word “Pagan” did not mean or even refer to “a” specific religion or to even someone being of no religion either, it was originally just the Latin word “Paganus” which simply meant “countryside dweller” or “civilian” and it didn’t even have anything to do with religion at all, a word used by important Roman government officials, senators, elite families connected to the emperor/government and particularly used by soldiers also to refer to the general civilian population, it was only later instead applied by church officials after the 4th century as a derogatory term and pejorative label onto anyone anywhere who was not a follower or under the control of the Abrahamic-Jawhwist-Jehovahist religions hierarchy which were usually based in the cities, a non-religious connotation word taking on a mutated new religious meaning similar to heretic, infidel and the Jewish term “Goy” etc). This is important to know because it proves that Yahwehism-Jehovahism is not part of the earliest Croatian history, societies, worldviews or a part of our DNA, instead it’s something foreign and strange new ideas only forced on us much later (they probably had absolutely no clue about a talking Mesopotamian garden snake, magical trees, multi-headed Leviathan sea monsters, living 3 days in a fish, fighting a master of the universe space being during an all-night WWE wrestling match in the desert, floating to the cosmos in a fiery chariot pulled by fiery horses in a tornado magic, stopping the earth and moon rotating and orbiting, genocidal baby-killing superheroes, amazing roaming risen torah-zombies or even a magic apple curse either etc etc etc). You can rest assured that Croats at the time never went up to any gurus, priests or bishops with their hands in the air in unison and of their own free will proclaiming…”Oh convert us please, we want to obey the son of David and Yahweh-Jehovah so that we too can float to the clouds with the Paul and the risen torah-zombies to marry our long-awaited Rabbi Yeshua skylord, we want to also smite the Goys and rejoice in Moses’, Abe’s and Ezekiel’s comfy bosom lighting the oil lamps of zion! We want to be the unthinking gullible culled slaves! Hosanna Hallelujah Glory-be to the son of David our king!”…Pfff not a chance, only after centuries was the religion trickily forced on the general population and that’s the facts. This is an undeniable fact, that there simply is no Yahwehism-Jehovahism DNA derived theologies involved in their worldviews or religious beliefs (from what we do know it was mostly nature oriented beliefs…benign/protective nature spirits and guardian tutelary deities with accompanying folk tales and legends that sufficed for their personal/family/societal needs), shocking to many perhaps but it’s absolutely true. Paintings by Oton Iveković and Ferdo Quiquerez.

Anyway, all I do know is that even the term “religion” is a convoluted word and a labyrinthian term having many meanings, many different meanings to many different people, and that it has been unequivocally shown and proven in many instances and in many ways that today’s major religions are purely man-made anyway, ipso facto, particularly the Abrahamic religions and their offshoot faiths because all of them originally rise out of particular and strange cultures during specific times and circumstances of the people that the religion initially revolved around and was meant for, essentially and truthfully it’s all another people’s national myths and folklore revolving around only their hyper-ethnocentrist hyper-superstitious worldview, and the resulting primitive behaviorism at some long ago time in the far past, then as is proven to be common over time it mutated, changed, was added onto with religious syncretisms and cultural diffusions from other people’s religions/beliefs/myths and fables and then mutating some more etc. And so the word “religion” then has lost all meaning, legitimacy and relevance, whatever is really going on behind everything is just way, way, way, larger, more real, sensible and important than all these puny primitive mutating myths and in many cases absolutely absurd ridiculous man-made so-called “religions”.

It’s mind-boggling that even still today in the 21st century many people and humanoids still literally believe that the borrowed and adapted and shuffled around “creation” myths, legends and epics/stories from the much older Mesopotamian civilizations and religions, are actually real characters, real time earth and natural world chronology, real cosmology processes and real events and actual literal “real history”. It’s so delusional and so wrong all over the place that “biblical world” and “genesis world” is practically the complete opposite of what is actually the “real world” and “real cosmos”, it’s an ancient primitive cosmology worldview where the moon dwarfs stars however in reality many stars are thousands of times larger than our sun and even billions of lightyears away, that’s pretty well the opposite the way I see it. Can you imagine if the whole world today believed these genesis stories as being infallibly true explanations and inerrant as claimed? as in just listening to and following ideas and rules espoused by self-styled gurus and crypto-esoteric mystical visionaries and theologizing soothsayers and so nobody bothered asking any questions or experimenting to try new ideas and validate the explanations and stories presented?…making and using telescopes, microscopes, experimenting and discovering scientific results information, new medicines and surgeries, inventing electricity, solar power, steam power, hydro and wind power, wi-fi, internet, jet planes, sending satellites into space and having space missions, deep ocean missions and just inquiring about things in general? We would then instead still be living in a primitive superstitious existence believing in curses, weather magic, that demons were behind bushes and in water and jumping into people and causing diseases, and then going around attempting various sacrificial blood magic sorcery to cure diseases and lots of other absurd behaviorisms and beliefs. Also, if it’s true and inspired infallible then why at the libraries is this information only found in books in the “religions section” or “fiction section” and not in the “non-fiction” history and science section books? Why are not bibles being used in science classes and for space missions, air navigation and deep ocean missions? It’s very evident and doesn’t take a genius or scholar to figure it out, and just about anyone reading this knows very well why biblical history, cosmologies, hocus pocus blood magic and other magics, contradictions and mythological narratives, characters and stories are not taught in science, paleontology and archaeology classes, or even as a basic general history and science for grade 3 students, and it’s a good thing otherwise their young fresh inquisitive minds would be inundated with primitive bs and absurd contradictory fables as being real science and history.

Since the so-called biblical god, the desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah spent all it’s time floating around as mainly the mighty local real estate-warrior genie within just the red colored area and nowhere else as his stomping grounds (actually in an area much smaller than even that, see “godling” definition below), and the places where he gave very occasional secret news scoops or dreamy-dreams to some guys once in a while (and who’s also Jesus or his father or whatever), and performed its genocides, infanticides, mass-murdering, smitings, zapping-melting, plagues, being all utra-ethnocentric, big slavery supporter just like the Jesus and Paul characters not surprisingly, mega-misogynistic, making biting fiery serpents and a bunch of other stuff also, peeking in once in a blue moon just only there and nowhere else, as well as being unable to build a box or boat or a building, are just more proofs that it had absolutely nothing to do with creating the real world and the real universe, and just like the primitive desert writers who invented him didn’t even know where California, Poland, Australia or even Japan were on a map either. Also the sometimes thrown around term “Holy Land” by various unfamiliar types, is factually proven to be a pretend world existence only in their mind and absolutely contrary to known evidences, because as current events, recent history and the geo-political histories of the region going back even over five thousand years to early antiquity, as well as archaeological evidences and many written sources evidences in different languages testifying to events that took place, have clearly shown that there’s actually no factual, valid, credible or defendable reason to imply such a view or description over any other country, region or geographic location on the face of the planet. With the constant conflicts and exiles it appears to be quite the opposite. (see also jesusneverexisted.com/yahwehbrutalhungrygodlingofwar).

Messiahs “R” Us

An apt description and totally apropos considering the number of messiahs recorded in sources well before the Common Era and even afterwards, so many written about messiahs and messiah-fever that it was even a thing, just like today where everyone just basically makes up their own personal invented messiah in their mind, then even talks to their messiah and gets secret failed predictions and promises, itchy ears signs and news scoop tips which scamvangelists are particularly fluent at.

Visualization of Jews, and Non-Jews, being crucified en masse by the thousands in the “Holy Land” as ordered by Jewish kings of the native Hasmonean dynasty between 110-63 BCE. Can anyone say “Holy Land? Can I get an amen Zion and glory hallelujah? (Where was the Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon god?…Dunno, maybe surfing the waves in California or Australia or skiing the slopes in Europe or battling archon demons in the heavens?, either way it seems it wasn’t particularly interested in the goings on in its very own temple and land and was not giving out any special magical powers like before).

…as just one example mentioned above…after the Maccabean Revolt (Maqabīm in Hebrew) against the declining and disintegrating Greek Seleucid Empire and then finally attaining the hoped for and long-awaited promised eternal independent kingdom empire (I kid you not and am not making stuff up, at the time religious authorities, many Jews and including the dynasty believed it was their prophesied long-awaited independence finally and new kingdom-empire ushering in the final defeat of all the gentiles nations, an eternal triumphant Yahweh-Jehovah backed world-leading powerful temple-state), however it didn’t turn out as expected and lasted independently only for about 50 years from 110 BCE under the native Jewish Hasmonean Dynasty, on top of that sources report that the newly independent Judean kingdom was in a constant state of turmoil, rebellions, voilence and civil wars as well as major theological Pharisee and Sadducee factions conflicts, under their kings Alexander Jannaeus and John Hyrcanus they enslaved many thousands and then exiled many thousands of people also, forced Judaism conversions on people and if refused then sentenced to death, and they are even known to have massacred and crucified many thousands of Jews and even Pharisees, that’s right the Jewish kings were literally crucifying thousands of native Jews even well before the Romans came on the scene and conquered Jerusalem and the region to bring law and order and peace in 63 BCE (sources and reports state that under their king Alexander Jannaeus 6,000 Jews were massacred during the holiday of Sukkot and over 800 Jews were crucified at Jerusalem in just only one day, can you feel the “Holy Land” feels people? It’s really beyond me why people around the world aren’t lining up in droves at airports to move there and be living in and being surrounded by all that holiness and stuff. Who in their right mind would not want to live permanently in a real verified actual “Holy Land”? that’s weird). The Roman historian Josephus wrote in Antiquities Book 13, Chapter 14:2 that in 88 BCE that the Hasmonean dynasty king, Alexander Jannaeus (in office 103-76 BCE), ordered the crucifixion of 800 Pharisees, but it gets much worse when the actual whole excerpt is included….”As he was feasting with his concubines, in the sight of all the city, he ordered about eight hundred of them to be crucified; and while they were living, he ordered the throats of their children and wives to be cut before their eyes “. But it’s the Holy Land people! Oh sure scamvangelists and apostle-prophet witches and various blood magic cults and sheepism and goatism sects will have their various “Holy Land tours” and related faith shekels fundraisers and singing groups etc, but that’s just tourism and business scams charlatanism (sometimes a quick dip in a river or stream along with a story and then a Moses-hot dog or Joshua-burger, a souvenir t-shirt or some pointless bric-a-brac if you’re a lucky minion, perhaps some holy pebbles, a twig or some dirt too to impress the parish back home…”Look Pastor, I brought back some dirt from the Holy Land to show the congregation and strengthen their faith”), but that means nothing in reality. Of course lots of Jesus-Yahweh-Jehovah-witches originate from there and recorded sources about genocides, massacres, killings, invasions, destructions, occupations and exiles, along with various hocus pocus fiction fables and superheroes myths and the various cults and sects that believe them…but so what? that makes it holy? an actual “Holy Land”?, that’s just pretend world thinking though (actually it mostly is claimed as such because some invented fictional Abe character from ancient Mesopotamia had some personal desert hallucinations/dreams, who then travelled around camping here and there and then cut some penises and then cut a bunch of animals in half and burned them and the smoke was a pleasing aroma to his god’s nostrils supposedly). So basically pretend world invented slogans and ideas don’t really mean anything in the real world which factually proves otherwise.

“Mmmmm yum, nuthin’ better than millions of years old fossil fueled BBQ meats and veggies”…”Hey bub, I was around before there even were fossil fuels, take a hike and find another Mesopotamian Garden fable to believe in”.

Btw, just as supplementary information for the benefit of the reader, to completely decimate ridiculous young earth and young universe propagandists who believe and worse actually spread belief in a literal 6-day creation narrative as found in the genesis book fables, and even without having to get into evidences such as continental plates tectonics, lightyears, orbits, galaxies, expanding universe, evolution, ice ages, meteor impact craters, dinosaurs and much, much more, a very common evidence that contradicts them daily in the real world is just the simple use of fossil fuels. Every time the genesis creationist apostle-witch, preacher, televangelist, literalist sectarian fabulist, old testament jimble jamble purveyor or even just anyone anywhere who gets in a car, bus, train, jet plane, boat, oils their bike chain or lawn mower, lights a kerosene lamp or paraffin wax candle, uses lip balm, vaseline or in the above case just starts up a simple coal, propane or natural gas bbq, they are also using fossil fuels (which are hydrocarbons that took many millions of years to form), which then completely negates the entire genesis book written material altogether into the fake mythology garbage pile, as well as other material or claims relying on those foundational stories, and proves it’s all just invented fables. Those types must then get all red in the face embarrassed each time they hop on a plane, in a car, turn on the furnace or even light up the bbq using contradictory real world fossil fuels (the only logical conclusion then is that each bite from the fossil fueled bbqed meat then turns into that lying snake from the Mesopotamian Garden and that once eaten it literally transforms and becomes their very blood running through their veins which gives birth to further snakes in their molecules, cells, organs and intestines which then literally takes over their mind and very soul until finally becoming the literal lying snake soul personified, and that’s just only from one hamburger, pork chop or hot dog). Because as some inspired anonymous person said somewhere at sometime or wrote in some book somewhere at sometime…”You can’t have your 6,000 year old earth, talking snake and magical fruit and then just knowingly go and eat your contradictory heretical fossil fuels bbqed hamburger, sausage and spare ribs too, doing that is just admitting defeat to the Mesopotamian Garden snake and his fossil fuels and then he laughs as each bbq meat bite adds even more lying snakes to the snake soul, i.e. – the fossil fueled lying snake soul knowingly and literally was made by the lying apostle-witch charlatans themselves and so defeated them with the lying contradictory charlatan’s very own permission”.

I also find it funny how there was already 3 days and nights (i.e.- 3 sunrises and 3 sunsets) before there even was a sun, moon or stars, it’s apparent the anonymous primitive writer thought days and nights existed by themselves automatically and that the sun and moon were just lights put in the sky just only to “rule” the days and nights which already existed, the writer thought stars were just small glowy-glowy light things under the dome of the flat earth and under the space floodwaters instead of knowing they were even much larger suns which are actually much older before there even was an earth (he obviously also had no clue that the sun actually is a star not “a light” or anything about lightyears, galaxies, orbits, light reflection and refraction or the expanding universe or about dinosaurs…obviously), it’s clear that the writer writing down his “inspired” information as well as the egregiously wrong dubious source of his information didn’t know the very basic simpleton of basics fact that the sun actually causes the days, that stars are not “lights” under a dome and that the moon only reflects light and does not give off it’s own light, basically the reader right from the start is intentionally made stupider and the world is a little more dumber place for someone having even just read the first few sentences of the genesis fables “comedy universe“, and even more dumber if actually believing it.

But what does it all mean you may ask? What happens after passing on then? After you kick the bucket so to speak? Well, quite frankly, just like everybody else I don’t know…or claim to know (heck I’m still trying to figure out how that talking snake was able to dupe the smartest immortal most powerful master of the garden in Mesopotamia, who didn’t even know it existed either, how all the dinosaurs fit on a boat long before the Iron Age or oxygen tanks against methane gas poisoning existed, and how Noah’s ark flood took place at a time (2350 BCE) that European peoples and in Asia were continuing civilizational progress uninterrupted and even the very nearby Mesopotamian Akkadian empire founded by Sargon which was basically next door, was already reaching its peak at the very same time of the flood and they never even knew there was a flood going on, amazing! miraculous! Glo-Ry!). Because nobody ever came back with a publicly revealed detailed news report and undeniable irrefutable proof and evidences from another afterlife existence or plane of existence or realm etc, so there’s really no point worrying about it or conjecturing too much or even at all, there’s really no point obsessing about various concocted personal stories and myths because you’ll only know when you’re there so what’s the point of making things up and believing pretend world fictions? (lies being invented and passed off as being true doesn’t make it true, they’re still lies)…

…Yep, don’t believe in primitive ancient desert mythological fables and superstitions? living 3 days in a fish? yom kippur sheepism-goatism sorcery and blood magic? a 6,000 year old earth? fig tree killing? making demon-swine? multi-headed human-animal hybrid winged creatures, dragons, multi-headed sea monsters, beasts and floating spinning wheels full of eyeballs? magical cruise ship boat? talking donkey? six-fingered six-toed giants? turning sticks into snakes? wrestling a god all throughout the night and beating him winning the championship? mutating deserts ethnocentric kabbalistic-midrash scrolls and merkabah mysticism dreaming sorcery fused with older ancient pagan miraclemen superhero-dying-rising-savior-demigods myths? in contradictory and nonsensical hocus pocus,? advice from a local desert cacodemon godling on how to get, keep and beat the crap out of foreign slaves? (and how to perform an abortion in numbers 5:11 the holy way), people as hairy as goat fur? holy deceiving deceptions? cotton-polyester blends garments abominations? wearing 40 year old underwear and sandals in the desert? divine goat boiling in milk and women’s menstruation cooties laws? living to be over 900 years old? stopping earth rotating magic? backwards working sundials? a god who is unable to defeat iron chariots only wooden chariots? Yahweh-Jehovah commanded holy genocides and infanticides? painting dead bird’s blood dots on ears and toes for leprosy cures? in a one world theocratic temple-state government ruled by a mind control kingdom of back from the dead immortal genderless zombie priests?…and many other similar fables and irrational thinking and primitive obscure behaviorisms? well then you’re just a plain ol’ Antichrist that’s going to rightfully be thrown into the Egyptian Lake of Fire probably along with your whole family and children because it’s biblical truth, ipso facto.

…But at least now the reader can breathe a sigh of relief and glorious joy knowing that the absurdly preposterous, repugnant and bloodthirsty nefarious tribal Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon deity character doesn’t exist ipso facto (i.e. – doesn’t exist in reality, as in is just a former local puny temperamental, megalomaniacal, self-fetishizing failed absurd real estate genie of the Bronze-Iron Age Levant deserts (really, it’s mostly concerned about real estate, land and owning Jerusalem which even already existed and was home to other Canaanite tribes, and needing occasional lying and inventing delusional humanoids to speak and make excuses for it, see https://unpleasant.ffrf.org/), or the beliefs of any of the various Abrahamic mind control brainwashing cults that sprang from the same vortex of personal obscure agenda-filled dubious sources, happy that you don’t have to believe in or mindlessly follow or praise it’s vile, loathsome, bizarre and absurd claimed actions, presented words and failed predictions etc, which were only written up and invented by anonymous mega-superstitious ethnocentric writers in the Iron Age deserts for just their own local tribal community clan and society behaviorisms anyway, that the immortal burning hellish worms, floating around Mesopotamian-Zoroastrian demons and everlasting Egyptian lake of fire is fictitious, and so is the biblical Hebrew-Zoroastrian sudden new found love of apocalypses and taking over the world, that Egyptian pork prohibitions and their baptism ceremonies are just ancient primitive customs that has no place in the post-renaissance era, post-scientific revolution era and post-Age of Enlightenment period (just let the ignorant and primitive hyper-superstitious and blood magic witchery behaviorisms of the Bronze Age and Iron Age just stay in the Bronze Age and Iron Age where it belongs and was born/invented, leave Yahwehism-Zoroastrianism in peace in their home deserts already, don’t the children today deserve better than to be initiated into the dark and obscure esoteric crypto-mystical Yahwist-Jehovahist cabal of mind control sheepism and goatism blood magic sorcery life?, of imported Mesopotamian demons and hocus pocus visions of multi-headed creatures and wheels covered in eyeballs etc, ranting delusional desert lunatics, genocidal hyper-ethnocentric cultists and neurotic sociopaths writing myths and failed predictions on the backs of the skins of dead animals, talking snakes and magical fruit fables, obsessive Hebrew-Zoroastrian apocalypses melting-zapping fantasies and the Egyptian baptism water magic and eternal lakes of fire tortures etc? Are the hodge-podge hybrid Mesopotamian-Hebrew-Egyptian-Zoroastrian-Canaanite tentacled demiurges under different names and titles truly the answer to any questions, don’t children deserve better than that primitive mythomania vortex? Are the mutated ancient deserts pretend worlds and their superheroes and anonymous fabulist gurus and failed predicting soothsaying prophets-warlocks and their ways really the winning formula for the planet and civilization? Because surely there are more important and valid “real world” things to teach them and use brain matter on aren’t there?), that their beliefs were just adapted and mutated shuffled around borrowings from other older myths, legends and religious beliefs from other older civilizations, cultures, societies and peoples. Knowing this then It’s probably best to take the advice from the many various philosophers in antiquity who were on to the many valid ideas and evidences about reason, knowledge, rational arguments, critical thinking, the real functioning cosmologies, views on existence, astronomy, natural world, medicines, sciences and especially the real truths based in reality which is even the same real world reality that is still real today, not based in pretend world inventions and personally made up esoteric crypto-mystical magic numbers jimble jamble in some anonymous writer’s personal mind…

A book written by a former ordained evangelical pastor for 20 years, and so he probably knows a thing or two about what he’s talking about. In this case mainly and easily proving that the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon deity (who’s also Jesus or his father or whatever) invented by anonymous writers in the Bronze-Iron Age is really not that great, smart or powerful as many people think, claim or fantasize in their pretend world minds, but instead is actually vile, deranged and irrational with a penchant for the distasteful, repulsive and psychotic-absurd. And if it’s not bad enough that it’s recorded as regularly being angry, smiteful, jealous, genocidal, infanticidal, vengeful, pestilential, malevolent, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, misogynistic, ultra extreme ethnocentric parochial, pyromaniacal, slavery promoter, vaccicidal, filicidal, curse-hurling, cannibalistic, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, control-freak terrorist, vindictive and merciless, and a bunch of other similar stuff. It’s also fraudulently claimed that this biblical genie through its loyal writing minions and failed prophet-witches that it created the world and universe when it’s actually proven otherwise, proven numerous times in numerous ways that it in fact did not create them as claimed and that it was instead pathetically ignorant, confused and unknowing about the legitimate correct realities behind the planet, galaxies and cosmos, which would truthfully make the concocted biblical Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon deity just a local fictional, lying, self-fetishizing blithering scumbag genie-deity and an irrelevant scoundrel imposter, also later following superheroes are then also mostly fictional deluded minions. **More revelatory and enlightening information at https://unpleasant.ffrf.org/**

…For instance, we know from the Law of Conservation of Energy that energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can never just disappear into nothing, but it can be changed from one form into another, and since physical bodies have energy…so maybe after passing on you will become and transform into another being-entity maybe on some other planet in some other millions and billions of lightyears away galaxy in the expanding universe (maybe a planet where everyone looks like either Tom Cruise or Greta Garbot and that’s it so there’ll be perfect equality for everyone from the start, and there’s no such thing as cellulite, acne, cancer, blindness, or leprosy, big ears and knobby knees will also not exist (even the concepts of blood atonement sacrifices, blood magic, holy hocus pocus scapegoat mojo, immortal burning worms and tennis elbow, athlete’s foot and wheelchairs won’t exist there either), but instead cake, pizza and hamburgers grows on trees, where pork tenderloin, bacon, shrimp and every other meat tastes just like chicken, where there are no hospitals because there’s no diseases, sicknesses or need for plastic surgery because of the mentioned Cruise-Garbot thing, a planet without talking snakes, a magical perfect planet flowing with beer and ice cream..or wine and pudding, where everyone has personal robots that will obey our every command and whim (robot cut some birds and cats in half and kill a female young kangaroo and burn them for me, do it…do it now I tell you), where the Wi-Fi is lightning fast and always free, the weather temperature is always 23 degrees room temperature everywhere always, and even Baywatch reruns are on 50K televisions on every channel in existence 24 hours a day all the time with no commercials ever, and even everyone will have the same red Baywatch swimwear as in every single person on the planet all while getting into various beach hijinx and adventures, wow what a great existence perfect equality world and adventures that will be!), that’s just one possibility scenario. Almost like an exciting new adventure but involving no blood magic deliriums, no sacrificing mind control fraudsters and pathological consumed-obsessed primitive cabal-cults agendas and prophet-witches’ lies, abstract theologies and their fake obscure mental gymnastics inventions and senseless dubious pointless claims, which will at least make it a way much more sensible and interesting adventure.

Even if not taking into consideration just the few proven contradictions, errors and problems highlighted in this post (because there’s lots and lots more), the part where the Jesus character actually compares himself to a literal Jonah in the whale/fish for 3 days character and adventure, the one where it also conveniently burps him out onto the beach, wow (Interestingly earliest translations of the original term “ketos” more correctly and accurately translates it as “sea monster/sea dragon” because other different words are and were specifically used for a “fish” and “whale”, also many biblical creationists and pretend world fundamentals ridiculously take this as proof that dinosaurs still existed during Jonah’s time just only 4,000 years ago), it is then more than enough reason to stop and put the book away and know without a doubt that you are reading just another pretend world dreamscape fiction story, at this point you’ll realize you’re just back in the same ol’ primitive magical thinking “biblical twilight zone” requiring ample amounts of suspension of disbelief again and in “the moon is made of cheese” territory, it’s basically just more bullshitism.

Which reminds me, in the book of Exodus fable the “Lord”, “El”, “Yahweh-Jehovah”, “God” or Bible God or whatever, is described as actually “talking” to Adam & Eve the very first created humanoids (even made in his image supposedly, from dirt and a bone though) and even literally “walking” around the Garden in Mesopotamia enjoying the cool breeze of the day etc (he only hung around occasionally for short visits though because the rest of the time him and the other gods were surfing in Australia or skiing in Europe probably), but much later he only appears as a volcano, thunder, lightning, earthquakes, a bush and most oddly…as a puff of smoke in and above a tent in the desert. Well now, that sure is weird and even comical actually, so supposedly the creator of the flat on pillars earth and the entire universe under the water-vault dome and the glowy-glowy light things to float around, he decides to instead now only appear daily for a while as a puff of smoke in a tent?, like a vape cloud in just one puny tent in the middle of nowhere in the desert to just one guy and just a few of his new tribal clan associates? oblivious to the rest of the planet? (a sort of puff cloud of smoke-phantasm new superhero warrior-storm deity now?) and then it just simply disappears completely, how convenient. Well, I guess the only explanation is that it’s just gosh darn dang diddly darned ding dong doodly dang amazing, incredible and miraculous and definitely not invented Iron Age tribal hocus pocus fables, although for thousands of years now it can’t even do that, which sure is weird and strange again (although when you really think about it, it basically comes across more as a magical local genie except it’s in a tent instead of a bottle). However, once the reader delves just a little deeper into the written fictions only then the pieces fall into place and start to make much more sense with actual evidences to back it up. Because only then the reader realizes that the Exodus fable god is just an adapted mutation and newly invented tribal deity for just one nomadic clan-tribe of Late Bronze-Iron Age people and for nobody else, this is additionally proven when even the scribe-writer in the book of Genesis slipped-up and inadvertently left behind very damaging clues (there are quite a number of similar written snafus but this one is like a glaring neon huge purple festering zit on the nose), particularly when he wrote that the new “Yahweh-Jehovah” god when speaking to the fictitious Abraham character admits it himself that he really is and was known as “El“, who we know from numerous archaeological and textual remains evidences was in fact the much older “King of Gods” worshipped by people all over the Middle East and especially as the older main deity in the ancient Canaanite pantheon religion and by peoples all throughout the Levant, so the facts clearly show that it’s actually instead just a very local newly invented puny, ineffectual and absurd tribal genie (and primitive fictional folk fables genie-hero deity character of course, aka the bible malevolent demiurge) and not any sort of actual god whatsoever (even the fictional Abraham character in the fables narrative was portrayed as originally a rich wandering traveling many camels and slaves owning Babylonian magus sorcerer guru from Ur of the Chaldeans in Mesopotamia, i.e. – Iraq, and who according to the ridiculously absurd official fable story lived while the fictitious Noah character was still alive, what a load of fantastical rubbish). This topic is better explained at the previous post “Mesopotamian El God Divorces His Wife And Moves To Jerusalem To Change His Name And IP Address To Start A New Blood Magic Apocalyptic Death Cult“.

A portrayal of the biblical Moses character (who according to the “story”, after already turning a stick into a snake (and even a snake into a stick), rivers and water into blood, making corn flakes fall from the sky, falling fire-hail, darkness, boils, plagues, frogs, flies and locusts attacks, making water come out of a rock, killing many thousands of firstborn children by using blood magic to summon a death angel, and parting the Red Sea too of course), seen above later giving personal orders to kill thousands of Israelites and then later killing all men and boys Midianites and taking all their livestock, women and girls captive. Moses then instructed the soldiers to kill all women who had ever had sex with a man even if they were married, but to keep the women and girls who were still virgins for just themselves for good ol’ holy fun (Glo-Ry! Halleluja!, and btw Moses was also the rabbi Jesus character’s fave holy superduperhero I should note), according to the story, the Moses character was able to perform all these magical feats because the magical powers were given to him by his personal Yahweh cacodemon godling…Oh…ummm..wait a minute, my mistake, it seems this is actually a depiction of a fictional wizard character for a Dungeons and Dragons game, nevermind. Image: gamerant.com.

(You can also read A list of over 700 inconsistencies in the Bible for just some of those other ridiculous, absurd, nonsensical, errors-filled and contradictory examples never talked about, examined or ever even thought about by supposed “believers” who are supposed to just believe it all without any questions or thinking, but there’s many, many more examples though).

The “Gaslighting Goat” is known for making unaware duped people question reality and the real world reality (not to be confused with the “Yom Kippur Scapegoat” or the “Celestial Atonement Goat of Immortality”, aka the Barabbas Goat, the Sacrificial Azazel Magical Spacesuit Body Goat, Azazel’s Goat, the Atonement Blood Mojo Jew-Goat King of the Jews, the Sacrificed Jewish Azazel-Barabbas Goat with the Best Hocus Pocus than other Goats Mojo, the Yahweh-Jehovah Goat of the Apocalypse and Zombie Zion-Temple, Yahweh-Jehovah’s Zombie Fish Coin Exorcist King-Goat of Galilee, the Risen Sacrificed Goat-King and Destroyer of the Gentiles & Canaanites and Bacon & Shrimp-Eaters, Azazel’s Amazing Incredible Invisible Sacrificial Virgin Blood Martini Magical Goat, Moses’, Abe’s and David’s fave Gematria Mojo-Goat, the Yeshua-Joshua-Jesus Blood Magic Space Goat/Outer Space Skylord Scapegoat Goat etc).

“Gaslighting” and being “Gaslit” has been going on for thousands of years, (and even still today especially by scamvangelist-witches and related soothsaying charlatan fraudster shekels-seeds sorcerers, see videos below), and it worked very well as a general modus operandi especially up to the late medieval times. Just one amusing example from the early so-called church fathers and important writers, is the case of the 4th century Lactantius, who was of the same opinion as other important early church figures such as St. Basil, St. Ignatius, St. Jerome, St. Methodius etc, the Church Fathers were basically unanimous in their opinion that the earth was flat and that the view was clearly supported in scripture. However Lactantius was particularly amusing, his argument that the earth was not spherical round but instead flat, was based also largely on proofs and evidences in the “holy scriptures” (aka Hebrew Bible/Old Testament texts), that clearly say this, and of course to him and the others “the scriptures” are perfect, error-free, never wrong and is “all” divine inspired information etc, it’s always right about everything always at all times no matter what. And so Lactantius was adamant that was reason enough to believe the earth was flat, and so there was naturally no need to believe any of the foolishness and claims and evidences of the pagan scientific-philosophy writers, mathematicians, astronomers and thinkers, but as a final parting shot against them (and this is the funny amusing part, thanks to Dr. Richard Carrier for these interesting tidbits), he wrote that on top of that it was even obviously proven nonsense and that even common sense proves it, why?…because to believe that the earth was round as those unbelieving foolish pagan writers do then it would mean that there were people walking around upside down on the other side of the earth, to which Lactantius retorted was just absurdly wrong and ridiculous to believe. Well so much for scriptural divine truth facts and pretend world proofs it seems, many people were gaslit by similar arguments for over a thousand years until the Renaissance period (we even know and have evidences that monks and scribes right up to the Late Middle Ages were erasing parchment pages containing the scientific-philosophic, mathematical and astronomy discoveries written works from the classical times to instead write over them biblical material and prayers etc…e.g. – “Dear brothers comrades, we have found some more books written by those unbelieving thinking pagans and their foolish nonsense thinking demons foolishness, erase their ludicrous rubbish and write down instead glorious passages from Genesis, Leviticus and some good ol’ prayers and hymns, the sun circles our flat earth which we know is truth because it is verily written comrades, hallelujah”…Welcome to the Dark Ages), but people are still being gaslit even today regarding other related religious doctrines topics, pretend world magical thinking theologies and hocus pocus dreamscape fictions myths.

Gaslighting is loosely defined as making someone, or a group, question their own reality. The term may also be used to describe a person (a “gaslighter”) who presents a false narrative to another group or person, thereby leading them to doubt their perceptions and become misled, disoriented, mind controlled or distressed. Oftentimes this is for the gaslighter’s own benefit. Normally, this dynamic is possible only when the audience (the “gaslit”) is vulnerable, such as in unequal power relationships, fearful of the losses associated with challenging the false narrative, or just plain too lazy to think for themselves, rationalize, use logic, consider proven evidences and facts, and instead requiring spoonfed lies, misinformation, invented dreamscape drivel and pretend world fictions.

Actually, the new on the scene Yahweh-Jehovah desert tribal cacodemon deity allegedly told the Moses character lots of things, and I mean lots and lots and lots of things and rules and laws…supposedly, but the really great thing is that by selective cherry-picking, abstract ideas conceptualizing and then topped off by personal invented rationalizations and ad hoc theories-theologies people can just pick to follow the bits and parts they like, or hate the least, and then just throw the rest into the garbage or into the Red Sea like a sack of bloody blemished goat meat or a disobedient slave, and on top of that they can even pretend they’re not Jewish living in the Bronze Age and Iron Age deserts, cherry-picking magical hocus pocus powers shenanigans and primitive dreamscape delusions is awesome.

“It is really no surprise that the bible and christianity through the centuries since its labyrinthian concoction is riddled with contradictions, errors, farcical absurdities, failed oracles, false claims, blood magic sorcery witchery and a cornucopia of dysfunctional and disordered primitive theologies ad nauseam. However, these symptoms and predicaments are infested throughout their so-called scriptures and so for this reason the numerous delusional dreamscapes and shortcomings require a remedy, of course the remedy of apologists and scribblers to constantly decipher, censure, edit, retranslate, reinterpret and redefine their own assumed perfectly infallible yet a vortex of problems-filled cryptic beliefs, this is apparently how divine knowledge and secrets are given to mortals (and in many cases as an extra remedy even needing fraudulent magic men with overcompensating yet pathetically underachieving wizardry spectacles and spellcraft displays to fool the masses to worship the ancient Yahweh cacodemon by any means, only the smokey, jealous, smiteful and bloodhungry cacodemon must be prostrated to and praised without end…because someone wrote it somewhere in the ancient deserts for only their own clan). Yes, it is then really no surprise at all and is even quite expected and as it should be, because it has unmistakably and very evidently been shown to be, by simple osmosis which even their texts clearly admit, founded on rotten roots, and any simpleton can easily tell you what happens to a tree with rotten roots…rotten roots grow rotten fruit. All in all, it’s a very unsatisfactory and absurdly pathetic series of happenstances, egregious blunders and even gargantuan flaws for any purported deity to have thought out and planned which naturally ultimately proves that their deity in question is not any sort of deity whatsoever and never has been, but is instead just a primitive man-made local blithering godling in disguise.”
– UNKNOWN 20TH CENTURY PHILOSOPHER HISTORIAN

For more very easy to understand related information see also;

https://centerforinquiry.org/speakers/fitzgerald_david/

https://unpleasant.ffrf.org/

https://www.jesuspuzzle.com/jesuspuzzle/jhcjp.htm

https://www.debunking-christianity.com/

https://www.youtube.com/c/MythVisionPodcast

https://www.youtube.com/c/GnosticInformant

https://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/knowmorenews

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“They know they’re lying, we know they’re lying, they know that we know they’re lying, yet they continue to lie.” – Anonymous.

**The holy ghost fire bacon dance undeniable proof.**

As explained by popular scamvangelist Oral Roberts, one of the world’s best known esoteric Jesus Yom Kippur Goat Skylord Zoroastrian-Zion cabal apostle-witches, seen speaking to his duped coven of blood magic torah-zombies devotees, the holy ghost nonsensical tongues magic powers really are just like turning on a sewage pipe flow faucet. Which when required can be used to make the duped feel all special magical full of pointless powers to impress other dupes about pretend world, just turn the sewer pipe flow faucet on and off as needed…i.e. – turn sewage pipe flow on…turn sewage pipe flow off…on..off..etc, etc, it’s that easy of a holy ghost parlor trick to trick and astonish many. What do the words mean though exactly? Well it all actually means absolutely nothing but it’s not important anyway (it’s actually just verbal diarrhea babbling to be honest), the main point is that it increases faith-shekels seeds for the temple coffers which is the main thing. And as the Jesus Skylord character promised and wrote in the bible you can even perform tongues magic powers while moving mountains, curing lepers and the blind, handling poisonous snakes and drinking poisons at the same time, feel free to practice in the shower it’s amazing! (more examples later).

The apostle-witches and prophets of the biblical desert Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling doing their stuff with holy spirit magical thinking miracles and glorious fraudsterism for the zion-temple in their souls and future immortal zombification adventure.

**Miraculous cancer healing guaranteed if you have the faith.**

Probably self-explanatory, it’s the presence of the mighty Yahweh-Jehovah the Master of the Universe, and his magic tongues powers which exist since all space-time existed and proving that his glorious infinite wisdom and magical bestowed powers to his mortal minions below is thereby proclaiming the esoteric meaning of existence truths and the very purpose of making the universe exist in the first place and the very meaning of existence truths which he is showing to his duped acolytes fools, behold the manifestations of the very unequalled powers of the master of the universe personified through the mouths of his pretend world loyal duped minions tools which shows the glory that the entire world can witness and emulate for their own tongues powers blessings miracles, miraculous chicanery! heavenly gabbing wonders! divine diabolicalism blessings and the cherubim are in the house! angelic deific voodoo sorcery discipleship wizardry! necromantic incantations quackery conjuring mumbo jumbo blessings! amazing dupification powers galore! Glo-Ry!

More holy spirit and reptiles-filled apostle-witches of the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling and his son jesus doing their stuff raising the powers from the sewage abyss and saving many souls. Yahwehism-Jehovahism yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic skylord delusions mental masturbation is really just pathetic and absurd.

And remember what the prophet and apostolic-witch savior of America and the entire free world says, for your offer of 2,500 dollars you get 22 buckets plus a bonus of 6 ADDITIONAL BUCKETS!, for a total of 28 BUCKETS PEOPLE! That’s 8 years of doomsday rapture-food buckets yumminess and real broccoli people! (Even though the guy who’s quoting Ezekiel is way, way, way out of context cherry-picking and slyly fabulizing because it’s actually from an OT quote concerning the author’s time alleged to be around 585 BCE and it’s actually and specifically only about people living in Jerusalem and Israel during his time throwing all their silver and gold into the streets during the destruction of the temple and city at the start of the Babylonian captivity, i.e. – he’s not referring to anything far off in any future world time or even any place outside of Jerusalem and Israel, nice try scammer you don’t fool me but it will probably still sell more rapture-food buckets for god’s prophet apostle Jimbo anyway which is the main thing). Plus that guy Mark Blitz and John Hagee are the guys who discovered the glorious Blood Moon which is even the very first hocus pocus astrological dark blood magic Blood Moon that Adam and the snake and Jonah saw people! Glo-Ry! thank god for his Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert cacodemon doomsday rapture-food blessings. Watch out the rice is HOT and just look at the steam!, listen to the glorious sound of the rice flowing into the tub and just look at the broccoli, just look at the broccoli people!, just throw your gold and silver into the streets of Jerusalem already just like the guy said and order your buckets now while supplies last!, but only after you dig the latrine, FOR CRIPE’S PETE’S SAKE WE’VE GOT TO START DIGGING THE LATRINE NOW PEOPLE!.

See below for very important public service announcement that will ensure that multi-purpose buckets of yummy rapture-food only goes to the elect prophets and apostles-witches as foretold by someone somewhere probably. It’s just as Jesus and the bible God and Holy Ghost said;…Lo, and the humanoids and people of Jerusalem will soon have to escape to the mountains for their food because only bacon crumble bits toppings will be available at pizza shops because, Lo, the bacon strips toppings will be gone and even other starvations taking place.

Got demon?, then get rid of it before you order your food buckets, the last thing the world needs is demons walking around with full stomaches full of nefarious demonic energy and vitamins like a Jerry Springer Show hopped up on demons spectacle, see how relieved the people are after realizing their demon is gone and they’re now able to order yummy rapture-food buckets in peace and glory, exorcise the demon before ordering the rapture-food buckets people (I can’t really tell if they’re full of the holy ghost or a demon or if the holy ghost is a demon and vice versa, but the important thing is that the multi-purpose yummy rapture-food buckets get sold thus saving many humanoids and the entire free world which next time will be demon-free probably, enjoy the demon-free yummy rapture-food buckets in glory now Brenda! Hallelujaha!).

Numerous evidences of real Men and Women holy apostle-witches of the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon deity and Jesus’ very own shekels temple prophets amazing many with the holy ghost risen from the sewage abyss and saving many American souls and the entire free world from the stinky knobby-kneed, pointy-eared devil ghoul, the Lord’s great blood magic voodoo kingdom empire will be the new Jerusalem eternally just as written in his Book of Lies and the unworthy unbelieving heretical shekels will be thrown into the Egyptian Lake of Fire just as foretold by some guy somewhere before the days the earth was even put on its pillars, Glo-Ry!.

Granny was just oh so close, so close to being saved and in a new immortal spacesuit body floating to the clouds with the Paul and the other risen torah-zombies to destroy and rule the Goys and smite the Amalekites, Aurignacians and Theropods once and for all, just oh so close, amen! glory! hallelujah! praise the lord!…BUT SHE’S IN HELL NOW, which is a ding dong darned dang diddly darned dang shame (Granny stole that bingo dabber when Mrs. Olson was at the snack bar and she was always coveting her fancy Ikea couch, she also stopped going to church to instead watch television prophet-preachers while holy ghost dancing (but worst of all she didn’t tithe enough faith-shekels seeds because she was selfishly buying fancy store pasta sauces and goat steaks instead of making her own, she was reading all sorts of books and magazines about other things and people instead of the perfect never wrong divine infallible bible, and most disturbingly she never went around preaching the dangers of the immortal burning worms and eternal bubbling burning fires of hell like she was supposed to so now even those people will be burning eternally in the fires forever also and it’s all her fault for not obeying her skylord’s commands, tsk-tsk)…so now it’s the immortal burning worms and pitchforking by pointy-eared demons over a BBQ forever and ever plus even an extra 5-10 years after that probably). Have you donated your shekels faith-seeds today so you don’t become just another scared silly granny while you still can? (Actually, this is a really great mind control parlor trick scheme display to get duped people to obey your every whim and command…believe and support me with faith shekels-seeds or you’ll just have to go to hell, but you have to believe in the Yahweh-Jehovah AND in the Jewish Boogieman Devil (and even in his helper minions angels who hide in clothes, carpets, closets and boxes and then jump into people’s brains and into their clothes), because they both thrive off and need each other to exist so it’s a package deal of course, because obviously you can’t have a box of Cracker Jack with just popcorn or just peanuts can you? of course not that would be dumb). Wow just a really great mind control racket and pretend world shtick that’s for sure and it’s even all tax-free too, Glo-Ry!.

Yeeeeesss my loyal unthinking duped flock and fellow believers minions, all and everything and everything and all for our skylord Jesus and Lord Yahweh-Jehovah and our heavenly gloriousness under his and their glory forever and ever being sanctified by their glory making us more happy glory-filled which in turn shines more glory on him and them and even heaven becomes more filled with their glory which will make us joyfully rejoice eternally in the happy glory of heaven’s rejoicing gloriousness and become sanctified by the very joy of eternal rejoicing in Jesus and Yahweh-Jehovah’s all and everything rightful place as the Lords of sanctified and happy joy-filled heaven which is filled with his and their glory and in turn gives us eternal joy for we are filled with that glory also, and then we will finally destroy all the Goys and all their chariots, tents and swords and rule the world along with the Paul and the other risen torah-zombies floating to the clouds in our new spacesuit bodies with eternal joyful glory for his and their glory, then joyously destroy the Amalekites, Moabites, Midianites, Edomites, Aurignacians and Theropods and then joyously gambol as sheep in the barn upon the skulls of Thanos and Darkseid and finally defeat that talking snake who duped the Yahweh-Jehovah when he wasn’t looking and then the joyous happy praise and rejoicing as he’s finally defeated once and for all and the new Zion will become the new Tokyo with way more candles, scrolls, fancier robes and trumpets, yeeeesss my loyal duped minions this is the real cosmic game and real truth of how the universe operates and what all and everything in all of existence that has ever existed or ever will exist is all about, Glo-Ry…..buhuhahaha.

Let this be a lesson to the boys and girls out there, this is what happens when you watch too many scamvangelists at home alone on an empty stomach and having too many mirrors in the house, it’s basically an unholy nefarious personality-reality destroying combination for all sorts of diabolicalism.

Another true Man of Yahweh-Jehovah the desert cacodemon deity and his son Jesus’ very own handpicked American apostle prophet saving many souls and humanoids and saving America and the entire free world for the great blood magic voodoo empire of Jerusalem with the holy ghost risen from the sewage abyss for an immortal temple shekel blessings kingdom just as written in the glorious dubious Book of Lies. Not even one unblemished goat was boiled in its own mother’s milk just as prophesied in the books by someone since the days of Noah’s and Abraham’s sheep and tents.

Actual live undeniable irrefutable proof footage of one of Yahweh-Jehovah’s handpicked diabolical necromantic hocus pocus prophet apostle-witches performing wondrous miraculous mind control brainwashing healings to believers and in Jesus’ name anointed healing and gabbing powers miracles to believers, and even banishing the demons back to hell just as the prophets and apostles of old in the Book of Lies, and so the temple shekels faith seeds did verily persevere and will grow forth in Zion Jerusalem in abundance for the believers in the future blood magic kingdom with the shekels faith seeds from the believers which will grow as wheat and a giant fig tree across the world unto the heavens producing more miraculous fruit, this irrefutable proof of glorious holy ghost glory in his living name and Jesus’ words name is undeniable proof in Jesus’ proven predictions and Yahweh-Jehovah’s name (praise his name and let the believers believe in the victory of his power living glory miracles and holy ghost anointing shenanigans miracles as a proof of his name and the living glory of his name’s power’s word name, you have seen the lame walk, the blind see, the deaf hear, you have seen the sick dance, the lepers de-lepered and the living power of the glory holy ghost has made them believe and be anointed in truth and as a living power healings victory witness to the world and name even unto Zion and Midian and among the Edomites and Canaanites and probably the Moabites too), and all the anointed by the holy ghost believers were amazed by the power and glory in living abundance and truth, the lord’s apostle and his anointed miraculous gabbing powers as a witness to believers in his name and with the present descending as a pigeon holy ghost power and glory being seen by many and many were amazed just as in the days of Mahershalalhashbaz, Zerubbabel and the prophets of Jerusalem and other apostles, in his name and the present floating living holy ghost’s name the believers rejoice in the unexplainable healings miracles proofs in his name because they were anointed and the power and glory were seen by many and many believed and were healed as a witness to his living praise name. Glo-Ry let the believers rejoice in the living holy ghost shenanigans glory and spoken in tongues necromantical healings hocus pocus promises that were accomplished only through the miraculous power and glory of his words and name and the faith shekel seeds living words name that were sprouted in his name that healed the believers just as promised in the living glory and name powers miracles name spoken by believers as a witness proof of the holy ghost and his power and glory Yahweh-Jehovah names words living glory power healings miracles just as in the days of Balaam’s donkey and Jonah powers living words name for his shekels seeds temple glory, YOU CAN’T DENY BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEEN WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYEBALLS THAT OVER 500 PEOPLE WERE THERE WITNESSING THE DESCENDING HOLY GHOST NAME HEALING MIRACLES AND THAT’S THE LIVING POWER OF THE NAME AND LORD’S GLORY HEALING POWER OF YAHWEH-JEHOVAH’S LIVING WORD HEALING NAME FLOWING THE HOLY GHOST GLORY HEALING THROUGH YOU AND DESCENDING UPON THE BELIEVERS WHO JOYFULLY EXCLAIM “GLORY HOSANNA WE ARE HEALED BY APOSTLE BROTHER COPELAND AND HIS LORD’S LIVING WORD’S GLORY HOCUS POCUS POWER WORD NAME JUST AS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIES, AND YOU HAVE SEEN THEM HEALED ALSO AND WITNESSED THE GLORIOUS POWER NAME HEALINGS MIRACLES!”(seriously though, these people are just one small step away from drinking the kool-aid and that’s not a good thing).

TOTALLY NOT A DELUSIONAL GASLIGHTING FRAUDSTER CULT.

You balding-demons we cast you out and back to hell in the name of the word power and lord’s word name glory to persecute believers no more! Faith shekels seeds temple accounts I call you well and healed! Behold you unbelieving brainwashed skeptics demons and unbelieving fools demons with no faith in the glorious name and power word name hocus pocus miracles powers truth witnessed by many, lo and woe to you nefarious liars against the glorious word and words of the name and the word’s power name and the many witnessing miraculous glory holy ghost power word names which demons refuse to believe, a power word name of the lord and living holy ghost which makes faith grow and healing miracles grow and the growing hair grow as a fig tree in the sight of the name of the mighty power and the believers rejoice hallelujah to the word name of hosts and his faith shekels seeds temple of glory and truth and living powers witnessed right before your eyes just as promised in the glorious inerrant Book of Lies and by the desert sorcerer Jesus the skylord of Zion (even you, yes even you could have blessed strong and even much stronger brown hair, ache-free joints and magical holy ghost gabbing powers living truths just like apostle-witch Kenneth Copeland who has been blessed and approved by Yahweh-Jehovah and Jesus and Abraham as a blood magic sorcery prophet-apostle fabulist model of true righteous holy faith-filled glory pleasing to the lord and an example for others to follow in the word name hocus pocus (Amen! Glo-Ry! Hallelujah! Raise your hands above and feel the holy ghost pigeon descending from the ceiling into your brain transforming it into a sheep’s brain and you into a holy blessed healed sheep believer right before your very eyeballs), if you only had the necromantical faith and grecian formula blessings directly from the 7th heaven’s glorious nefarious Yahweh-Jehovah tribal throne and footstool, all things are possible with the holy ghost blood magic sorcery powers lord word name glory charlatanism after all, hallelujah), yet you are still skeptics brainwashed from believing the proven mighty wonders truth and word name miracles faith living truth witnessed by many who were healed and blessed unto the ends of the earth, just as Abraham the travelling Babylonian sorcerer prince and the Zoroastrian magi prophets who were blessed with great healings by the glorious nefarious Yahweh-Jehovah and his other personality Satan-Azazel who is also him and so thus also spake the truths and performed great signs and living power word wonders against the Amalekites, Midianites, Moabites, Edomites and Canaanites, not even the famous 101 six-toed and six-fingered Nephilim could deny these things they saw and were amazed, not since the days that Noah drank his wine and Jonah lived in the fish did such blessings from the holy living ghost present a power word name glory for his name and word as the hocus pocus miracles seen today and amazing many…let the faith shekels word name glory power living seeds grow!, Glo-Ry!

Undeniable evidence of another of desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah’s handpicked favorite blood magic voodoo prophet apostolic-witches saving American humanoid’s souls for Jesus with the powers of the holy ghost risen from the sewage abyss and speaking with miraculous tongues gabbing powers of holy righteousness glory, many souls have been saved and are going to heavenly new Jerusalem to be immortal and further temple shekels seeds for the kingdom shall be glorified as a new oil lamp and golden unblemished heifer such as in the days of Adam and Mahershalalhashbaz, Glo-Ry!

NOT A CULT LEADER OR APOSTOLIC-WITCH USING INVENTED PERSONAL JIMBLE JAMBLE RUBBISH TO CONTROL MINDS AND WALLETS AT ALL, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

When you become an official lord’s apostle-witch with the holy ghost gabbing powers you will learn how to get rid of serpentine pernicious mildew problems (and perhaps even persecuting stubborn baked-on grease, demonic ring around the bathtub and carpet odors curses and leprosy problems etc) by using just the book of Deuteronomy magic (any other nifty magic tricks in Deuteronomy there ol’ charlatan ol’ apostle-witch chap?), as well as how to magically escape planes full of deadly demons, how to donate more shekel seeds faster so that Jesse can see Jesus faster and get a new plane, and how to get your very own “Miracles Happen” magic blanket that will magically make all your bills and mortgages disappear…like magic practically, you can also put in bingo cards too for bingo miracles (and how to become one of the best elite professional beggars ever in the history of the world of course). #hallelujah #glory #miracleshappenblanket #mildewbiblemagic #donatemorefaster #demonplanes #1000shekelseedsnow #silversolutionpersecution

The body parts warehouse exists, guaranteed by Yahweh-Jehovah’s very own prophet apostle-witches eyewitnesses and that’s a fact you can’t deny.

It’s so glorious and inspiring when the promised holy ghost powers miracles happen exactly as promised and predicted and seen all throughout the hocus pocus bible times adventures, which just like back then brings even more glory and praise to the king of zion and proving that all those anonymous Iron Age deserts writing guys are righteous true apostle-witches of faith, truth, healing and all bringing praise to the holy hocus pocus powers big guy upstairs and his divine astonishing amazing powers, who can deny these mighty truths astonishing many with the hocus pocus holy ghost powers amazement even still today? The Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon holy ghost and miraculous pigeon powers truly are probably even greater than Darkseid, Galactus and Thanos combined which explains lots of stuff or probably not (and it should be remembered that the magical pigeon is very, very, very important, which is why it’s seen on many windows, art, pendants, ornaments and bric-a-brac, on clothes, plates, cups, glasses and goblets, stickers, candles, books, greeting cards, benches, calendars and yes even on crosses, obviously that’s because it’s a gosh darn dang diddly doodly ding dong darn magical pigeon).

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“IT’S ALL FROM THE LORD, EVERY LAST BIT OF IT”

The ancient Bronze-Iron Age desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah’s very own godly anointed Jesus apostles with the holy ghost visions and heavenly secrets revelations bringing in the great Yahwehism-Jehovahism blood magic voodoo kingdom to Jerusalem and Canaan for the planetary temple-state religion hocus pocus government to be ruled with Thanosian powers splendor with the help of his chosen new elect Sanhedrin, then the world and people will be exorcized by the chosen anointed apostle-witches and the demons will verily be cast into kangaroos and then into the Egyptian Lake of Fire as a heavenly sign, much frankincense and myrrh will be forsaken and abominable because of the smoke and sulfur rising from the abyss where Thanos sent Azazel the Devil to rule the world from, then the risen Yeshua-Joshua-Jesus atonement blood magic zombie spacesuit body Azazel-Barabbas Goat of Galilee will make Zion his new throne including free blood martinis at all the cafes, pubs and bars and send forth golden scrolls making David, Moses, Noah, Abe and Jacob and some other guys in the desert joyous and anointed powerful special immortal zombie-priests who will be able to smite the great talking dragon and his chariots, able to conquer Babylon and beasts as well as make coins appear in fish and turtles mouths, make swords appear in mouths, fiery scorpions fall from the sky, to command dildos to be made from gold and brass, resurrect fig trees and foreskins, oily virgins and virgins with the most best oil, multitudes of scrolls and golden lamps across the world from Egypt to Mesopotamia, Amen Glo-Ry!
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Everything you’ll ever need to know basics about (the actually not so secret secrets anymore) forged OT trickeries, failed OT and NT predictions, imaginary bible hocus pocus science, iron age deserts politico-religious mythomania scamologies, obscure pseudo-mystical pretend worlds witchery fables, magic numbers and magic powers fantasizing fabrications shenanigans, backdating and fake histories, anonymous authored obsessive politico-theological rantings and spellwork incantations, and other synthetic delusions of the Zoroastrian Yahwehism-Jehovahism constructed cults and sects mindtrap.

I guess this could be AKA…..”Top 20 Reasons Christians and Goys Love Yahwehism-Jehovahism”, “Top 20 Reasons The Bible Is A Primitive Ancient Desert Fairy Tales Pretend World Mind Prison”, “Top 20 Reasons The Planet & Universe Must Rightfully Be Kosher Jewish & Only Torah-Zombie Populated With Absolutely No Taco-Bells, Red Lobsters, Ribfests Or Baywatch Reruns For All Space-Time” or “Top 20 Reasons Scamvangelists Exist & Can’t Sing”, lol go ahead make up your own list title it’s really easy and sort of fun actually.

Just another from numerous other evidences found written right in the biblical texts, that the god many people today think they believe and worship as being the OT biblical blood magic Yahweh-Jehovah god and the most omnipotent real estate broker and superlative genocides commander of the Jerusalem and ancient Canaan universe, is actually not even the original El god who made their universe and garden and who even gave the Israelites their very name (Yisra-EL, “fighter against god”). Most people have been brainwashed and gaslit lied to and duped because the desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah wasn’t even invented yet because El was the earlier real estate god who made the real estate deals with Abe the many slaves, tents and camels owning travelling magi-sorcerer guru from Mesopotamia, see also previous post “Yahweh-Jehovah Relocates From Mesopotamia” for proof that the biblical god is a much later Iron Age tribal theological construct for mainly real estate, ample sheep and goats blood sorcery and military invasions/virgins slaves theologies..

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(Hint – It’s just blatant and easily understood hatred, more specifically praying (hoping) for the annihilation destruction and subjugation of the “Unchosens”, i.e. – the Gentiles, aka the Goyim/Non-Jews, it’s so easy to understand the absurd so-called prophecy (hoping) texts that are written right there in the “script”-tures by some guy somewhere that only a gaslit fool or person who doesn’t know how to read couldn’t read it and comprehend. And no amount of apostolic-witch or telescamvangelist fraudster’s ad hoc mental gymnastics pretend world gabbing powers and jumping through magical thinking theological hoops can change what is plainly written and implied in the texts, which is the genocidal extinction of all the surrounding nations and even the entire world afterwards. Heck, Rabbinic Judaism and even many Christian fundamentals actually believe and claim that the European nations are Edom and Edomites that must be destroyed to extinction…pretend world pathological theological rubbish and pretend history delusions is so great and exciting isn’t it? (unless of course they self-loathe themselves and their existence so much that they want to believe they are inferior unchosen humanoids and utterly doomed by the fictitious Iron Age Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert cacodemon genie-godling character), or yet another probable possibility is that it’s a severe case of self-extinction Stockholm syndrome, which would mean it’s basically a mental illness)….Although, I should play Devil’s Advocate for a minute to be fair, because even though archaeological and textual evidences have proven that the Kingdom of Edom was destroyed by the Babylonians circa 6th century BCE, and because we know the remaining Edomites were murderously forcibly converted to Judaism under the Jewish Hasmonean dynasty circa 110 BCE which I mentioned earlier, and that most of ancient Edom is in Jordan and Saudi Arabia today, however the various Jewish Rabbis and Christian fundamentaloids have already guaranteed that the Garden of Eden, flat on pillars earth, flying wheels full of eyeballs, Adam and Eve, dinosaurs on a boat, the talking snake and magic apple curse are real and even really-real (and since it’s perfectly divine inerrant never wrong it’s even “super-duper real”), and you have to admit they know what they’re talking about and they know all about the bible, ghosts, sheepism-goatism blood sorcery, pigeons, pretend world alternate universes, curing leprosy witchcraft and magic numbers gematria and they even write books and make DVDs and maps about the topic, so who’s to say that they’re not right again in this instance also? (Although as shown at my previous post, we also know from many sources and evidences and even the very Hebrew scriptures themselves admit that their Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling-genie originally came from Edom, so that must mean their Yahweh-Jehovah is an Edomite which would probably explain why he sent fiery serpents to punish and kill the Israelites and those other smitings). Because seriously, who’s going to know more about the reality and real world?…just some scholar historians, scientists and archaeologists or people who insist and believe that native Europeans are Edomites and are able to make DVDs and books about the topic with tons of loyal minions supporters and filling convention centers and churches? Surely that’s miraculous proof that can’t be denied that European nations are Edomites and actually Edom and so should rightfully be destroyed again by mighty Thanos, I mean by the desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah…including destroying all their fashions, beers, sausages, cakes and nefarious hooches and abominational pork tenderloins, bacons, lobsters, shrimp and their cotton-polyester blends garments abominations (and their horses, camels, sheep, goats, chickens and ducks also of course) the Edomites which have brainwashed and deceived the whole world (Which would mean that the LGM and the entire pre- and post- European Ice Age populations and Stone Age/Bronze Age/Iron Age civilizations and found archaeological remains are nothing but a massive fraudulent scientific LGM hoax, aka the great scientific Ice Age hoax, a concocted hoax of fake glaciers, fake mammoth bones, fake cave paintings, fake human and physical artifacts remains, fake invented tribes of people and all perpetrated by the very lying Edomites themselves! As a kid I used to foolishly think Bjorn Borg was a Swedish tennis player from Sweden but he’s a fake and actually an Edomite people!!! ABBA? Ace of Base? dagnabit Edomites!). It could perhaps be the only explanation. After all they say it’s biblical and the bible is never wrong and so the Edomites and Edom must be destroyed people! Praise the lord and zion hallelujah glory, play those trumpets and beat them Edomites!
#destroyedomalready #cursetheedomitestotheeternalburningworms #edomhastopay #hellnoedomhastogo #edomitesmustbedestroyed #kingofthejewsvsedom #yahwehjehovahwillbeattheedomites #ifyoureedomiteyourenotchosen #thechosenwillbeatthemedomites #jesusandyahwehjehovawillsmashtheedomites #christiansandrabbisagainstedomites

It’s funny how even though the anonymously written so-called John gospel-novel Is very different, contradictory and problematic compared to the other 3 gospels-novels (which are also contradictory & problematic in many important ways even among themselves anyway), the last so-called “John” gospel-story however is the one that was popularly used during the Dark Ages, and even for a few centuries afterwards, as the one special gospel-novel to help torture, kill and burn people to death, i.e. – “Oh you better believe that the Yeshua magician-superhero is the Yahweh-Jehovah Jewish Boogieman just as some guy somewhere wrote for whatever personal reason, and you better believe that all the other anonymous written fairy tales, characters and legends are all also 177% really-real true, or we will torture and kill you and burn you to death if you don’t, Hallelujah! Glo-Ry!”, yep it’s all just very, very, very weird and cultish strange that’s for sure.

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The mighty Yahweh-Jehovah is a able to make a trailer appear, as well as miraculously many faith-shekels seeds, fairy tales and wrong predictions out of thin air which is undeniable proof that gullible dupes in a pretend world mental prison verily exist.

The actual real 10 commandments of the desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah godling character in the biblical fables narrative who admits that he creates the evil, battles the multiheaded sea serpent, punished the talking snake he made and who tips the rain jars.

This one I added because it’s the holy hocus pocus Jewish gematria bible truths I mentioned earlier, which unequivocally proves that you are a potato, and that the cosmos verily truly are ruled by the perfect great universal sacred 7-eyed octopus goat (the all-seeing sacred geometrical 7-eyed unblemished octopus goat since before even the Sumerian Babylonian Garden of Eden) and the 7 Shining Ones from beyond Venus-Lucifer divided by π (Pi) multiplied by 7 plus the Moon (or also known as (x + 1)² = x² xPluto – y² +7 Venus-Lucifers x 2x + y² +Moon), therefore the entire bible and all of it’s contradictions, failed predictions, primitive blood magic sorcery, Zoroastrian and Babylonian cosmology, astrotheology, talking snakes, stopping the earth rotation and absurd fables are not only true…it’s supertrue, it’s the biblical truth and undeniable proof that you can’t deny, plus the circumference of the Moon times 7 Plutos diameters.

Kent Hovind is and has been for decades the posterboy for the Evangelical movements and many thousands of pastors and scamvangelists because of his steadfast unwavering faith in the literal interpretation of all the biblical narratives, events and characters and that they’re all really-real true, thus making the bible inerrant, perfect and infallible in all things in existence, from the talking snake and magic apple curse to dinosaurs on the magical boat to risen walking torah-zombies in Jerusalem that nobody thought particularly noteworthy. Many Evangelicals even consider Kent Hovind as a new John the Baptist in the desert except he wears polyester tropical and dinosaurs prints shirts instead of camel furs.

The point here is that lots of people basically like to believe rubbish and believe things are true when in fact they’re not true, even when they’re 100% convinced that it’s true yet it’s unequivocally proven to be 100% not true. For example as already shown and proven in the instances discussed here, where the guru/apostle-witch/Zoroastrian-inspired wizard and Levantine Yahwehism-Jehovahism warlock, fools and dupes the incredulous and unknowing masses into believing that the Bronze Age very local primitive genocidal bloodthirsty Yahweh-Jehovah cacodemon godling character is a master of the entire universe and of all existence, as well as that the Jewish Boogieman (aka Devil, Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Belial, Azazel, Leviathan etc etc) is a different skylord deity character but instead is proven to be nothing but the exact same Yahweh-Jehovah character just under a different name, fooling people into believing that something is real (Jewish fairy tales, hellfire, eternal burning, eternal burning worms and pitchforking, blood magic, demons, demons-cooties powers, faith-shekels seeds miracles, talking snakes, magic apple curse, the non-existence of the portrayed rabbi Jesus magician character and many other OT characters and superheroes, risen walking around torah-zombies, various hocus pocus incantations, water magic, oil magic etc) but instead it’s actually non-existent and only a pretend existence, not seeing the obvious plainly written contradictions, failed prophecies and instead claiming prophecies from written story text that aren’t even prophecies or even have anything to do with any prophecy whatsoever, and likewise gaslighting people to believe/think that some things don’t exist but instead they really do exist (i.e. – claimed demons-cooties powers instead of bacteria, chromosomes, pathogens, microbes, viruses, genetics biology, cells, DNA etc). It’s the same ol’ mind control fables mindtrap modus operandi and Yahwehism-Jehovahism witchery spellwork deceptions.

Over the last century especially, many scientists, archaeologists, paleontologists and especially biblical theologians have purportedly discovered clues that before the dinosaurs went on the ark they may have in fact been the very first Christians, Muslims and Jews for already hundreds of millions of years, and that they may even have also had their own own written languages, pterodactyl sacrifices and special temple rituals that they most probably later passed on to Noah and the patriarchs, known in some scholarly circles as the Book of the Psalms of the Leviathan Chronicles, amazing.

How “We Unequivocally Know” That Both Of The Contradictory Biblical Nativity Stories (& All 4 Fables-Gospels) Are Fabricated Anonymous Sectarian Fictions & “Pretend World” Mutating Dreamscape Theological Constructs (aka Bullshitism or Birth Of Yet Just Another Levant Failed Apocalyptic Death Cult Blood Magic Superhero Mythomania)

(Author’s note – The easy to understand blunt from the start title of this post may seem perhaps a long title, strange or even humorous to some readers at first glance (heck, maybe even torturously boring long and nauseatingly esoteric obscure hocus pocus theological and magical thinking sounding), however it is quite apt and proven to be accurate and topically fitting once the various actual real known facts vis-a-vis numerous fictions and misinformations are brought forth and examined, so for this reason when grouping the various highlighted false informations, contradictions, mythomania and errors etc found from whichever language the textual sources are derived from, I decided to just use the common and easy to understand colloquial term “bullshitism” as a more translation-friendly, more semantically comprehensible and inclusive vocabulary for the benefit of the reader, and because probably lots of people don’t know what a magical thinking dreamscape “theological construct” is anyway. Actually, about the only thing written in all 4 of the anonymously authored pretend world dreamscape gospel-novels stories that is more absurd, ridiculous and also full of hocus pocus errors, problems and contradictions is the (also mutating and thus requiring even more suspension of disbelief) primitive magical thinking pretend world dreamscape grand finale of the obscure abstract concepts yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic, and contradictory empty tomb phantasm-ghost stories and dying and rising adventure fables (btw which neither of the 2 other “Abrahamic religions” believes happened, but I don’t fall for their ridiculous and nonsensical beliefs either, I’m all about the real world and the known real history and real cosmos).

Well, it’s that season again, that oh so very important season for televangelists and telescamvangelists especially, that very popular holy fundraising season for their temples coffers to bring in as many faith seed shekels as they can, and so of course you’ll come across all of them playing up on the “Nativity Stories” as much as possible (believe it or not sometimes even bringing camels in church for the full theatrical effect as proof about something, because when there’s no camel girl for a good ol’ holy ghost healing show then a real camel is the next best thing I guess? or as evidence that the 3 travelling Magis-UFO-star-Herod thing in the Matthew story is true? or that camels are undeniable evidence proof that they were saved on the ark otherwise how could they even be in the church or even exist on the planet in the first place unless they were saved on the ark? that’s scientific proof), the many books and DVDs being sold, I mean various “special offers” being “offered” not sold, lol (oh so many books and DVDs that’s for sure, the “Power of Pretend” can give forth an abundance of mountains of books and DVDs and even miraculously multiply them a hundredfold I verily tell you, Glo-Ry!), probably reenactment plays and tree ornaments too, and of course the shellfish and pork tenderloin/bacon abominations.

…I reached the point where I asked myself a very simple question, so simple a question that I was surprised why I never pondered it before…Why am I being coerced into believing in ancient Jewish fables and Jewish national folklore myths? Why am I (and many others) being forced/tricked into believing in ancient Jewish fairy tales and legends? Tricked into believing (and mindlessly paying, praying and obeying to the presented and claimed desert tribal warlord-genie godling) in ancient Jewish fairy tales that were written by Jews and meant just only for Jews, as being real and that the entire planet should have to believe in them and live by them? (what justification is there to do such things? because someone said so or wrote so somewhere? but so what?, that claim can be used by any religion). Why do I have to believe in any of the later appearing new “Christ-Cults” that were floating around and disagreeing with each other (or any of the more recent “Christ-Cult” and “Yahweh-Jehovah-Jesus Junkies” churches, groups or organizations) and with all of them being ultimately founded on those same Jewish fables anyway, their mythical superheroes, their failed predictions, their demons-cooties powers and primitive superstitions, their merkabah mysticism dreaming tales, their absurd blood magic hocus pocus sorcery and their Yahwehism-Jehovahism delusions etc, because they’re all really just built on and have the same rotten roots, and everyone knows that rotten roots grow rotten fruit (that goes for all the Abrahamic religions actually, because let me get this straight…some Jewish guys in the desert once in a while during the Iron Age invented and wrote some things about and for his own tribe, including a bunch of really weird, bizarre, strange, contradictory, wrong, preposterous and plenty of esoteric mystical dreamscape fantasy stuff (as well as all throughout the texts in many places being torturously boring, pedantic and even absurd to the point of nauseating)…oh so that means it’s all real and perfect and divinely inspired? And then claim it even applies to the entire planet? Really? Are you delusional crazy? Any other religion can claim the exact same thing also then with the same justification). And why has this agenda of forced coercion and subjugation to mutating concocted man-made hoaxes been going on for so many centuries?, and in many of those cases it even costing your life and suffering obscene tortures if you did not submit, pledge allegiance and bow to the ancient desert fairy tales scrolls book narratives as well as unfounded dubious legends and usual “it is said that/tradition says that” rigmarole. Actually to be more precise, the persecutions and tortures were ultimately done in the name of the fictitious Jewish godling Yahweh, and their deaths were in the name of “their” Jewish fairy tales and “their” various characters and “their” Iron Age primitive worldviews which was the officially state enforced pretend world at the time (all you have to do is an easy quick Google search about “burning of heretics and witches” or “torture of heretics” or “heretics and witches persecutions” or “heretics torture devices” against women and men to prove my point (which sources show that they were some of the most wicked, sick, disturbed, psychotic, depraved and deranged people in history to have ever thought up the tortures and techniques for their bible and bible-god fantasies), which was all a direct result of using those same “scriptures” fables and worldviews to sew and spread superstitious fantasies, mass hysteria delusions, imaginary cooties-powers, fear and paranoia among the society, all across the Old World and even into the New World…a beauty mark or mole? Why it’s clearly the mark of the witch!!! That’s the witch that blighted my crops and soured my milk!!! That witch caused my chickens to die!!!…burn the witch!!! If the European Renaissance, Scientific Revolution and Enlightenment (aka the Age of Reason, which rightfully transferred the bible from the “infallible-perfect-inspired-divine-inerrant” book pile to the “just another man-made book” pile) never happened when it did then how much worse could it have been and for how long? Heck, today you might then be reading this post and news about various archaeology discoveries, cell phone and internet plans, medical cures and amazing shekels faith-seeds healing miracles in some cave or rudimentary stone and wood hovel on some parchment while eating 3-day old gruel instead). The various pretend world claims made absolutely no sense at all, the overwhelming majority or about 99.99% of the planet are not even Jews either anyway, it was just absolutely ludicrous when you thought about it, they were just another people’s ancient national folklore myths and fairy tales fables and so were not in any way perfectly divinely or truthfully explaining or making sense about any real world existence or the universe or eternity or even shekels faith-seeds powers either…

But like I said, let’s see what’s really exactly going on and not going on in these 2 particular presented nativity stories that many people think is just 1 story but isn’t, that many people think they know and only think is real events and telling the same thing but is instead telling different and contradictory stories, as well as the stuff in the stories always left out or not talked about or even questioned by most, many times just because they don’t even know what is written in their very own book/manual (sort of like how we are supposed to believe that dinosaurs and the entire population of humanoids on the entire planet derive from just 3 men about 6,000 years ago, or more precisely all the planet’s nations, peoples and languages (and animals) from just 8 people on a boat about 4,700 years ago, yep nothing questionable or doubtable there so it must have happened just as it’s written by an anonymous someone somewhere without a doubt, to even think about doubting the claims basically equates to diabolical nefarious heretical gentile infidelism)…

Both New Sectarian Nativity Stories Are Different Competing Fables And One A Largely Plagiarized Contradictory Mutated Magical Genesis Fiction Narrative From The Other, Both Fables Are Anonymous Personally Contrived Dreamscapes Adapted From Already Known Popular Older Pagan Religions Miraculous Births Mythemes, Both Are Concerned Mostly With Magic Numbers Gematria Calculations & Newly Invented Esoteric-Mystical Yahwehism-Jehovahism Desert Cacodemon Doctrines & Yom Kippur Sheepism-Goatism Blood Magic & Abstract Theological Agendas (Including Wrong & Impossible Cosmologies, Strange Behaviorisms, Magical Thinking, Phantasms & Outer Space Alien Beings etc), Both Myths Contradict Themselves Internally And Contradict Each Other In Important Ways, And Neither Fable Correlates To “Real World” Known History & Timelines Of The Area & Era.

Contradictions, Fabrications, Interpolations, Impossibilities, Fraudulent Claims, Plagiarism, No Evidences & Believing Your Own Lies Does Not A Truth Make (aka Telling Lies And Saying Or Believing It’s True Doesn’t Make It True, It’s Still Lies)

The “Massacre of the Innocents” is not recorded in history anywhere.

The absurd and senseless census in Luke is not recorded in history anywhere.

Chapter 2 of the Luke gospel-novel correlates the date of the nativity to the census. – Luke 2:1-5:

Luke has no Trip to Egypt (and living for years in Egypt), Matthew has no trip to Jerusalem. The problematic irreconcilable dichotomy is present throughout both gospels-novels nativity stories.

Annunciations, Lost UFOs, Magi, Angels, Shepherds & Shenanigans Oh My!

DECEPTION: a statement or action that “hides the truth”, or the act of hiding the truth for an advantage or personal gain, the act of making someone believe something “that is not true”, an act or statement that “misleads”, hides the truth, or promotes a belief, concept, or idea that is not true. Deception can involve dissimulation, propaganda or sleight of hand as well as distraction, camouflage or concealment.

**HOW TO TRICKILY DEFEND A DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH-101.**

CLAIMS TO HAVE NECROMANTICALLY RESURRECTED HIS OWN SON FROM THE DEAD AND MIRACULOUSLY REMOVED MILDEW AT HOME BY USING HOCUS POCUS WITCHERY SPELLS FROM THE BOOK OF DEUTERONOMY…BUT ADAMANTLY REFUSES TO HELP KIDS IN CANCER WARDS BECAUSE IT’S HIS GOD’S PLAN (i.e. THE DESERT CACODEMON YAHWEH-JEHOVAH’S PLAN, OF COURSE FOLLOWERS OF THIS TRASH CULT ORGANIZATION ONLY SUPPORT IT WITH FAITH SHEKELS BECAUSE THEY SELFISHLY THINK THEY’LL TIME WARP TELEPORT TO 1,900 YEARS AGO AND BE FLOATING WITH THE PAUL TO THE CLOUDS AS RISEN TORAH-ZOMBIES WITH NEW SPACESUIT BODIES AND GUARANTEED TO DESTROY THE PLANET’S GOYS AND THEN BE IMMORTAL WORLD-RULING SINGING KING-PRIESTS FOR SOME INVENTED REASON, BUT IN THE MEANTIME ALSO BATTLE THIER OWN HOME MILDEW CURSES PROBLEMS)

See what I mean? What is this Yahwehism-Jehovahism cacodemon blood magic magical thinking witchery broadcast from the ski chalet foolishness? there’s no skiing in the bible, Mahershalalhashbaz never prophesied unto to ski hills of the Midianites, Moabites, Edomites or Canaanites or of their snack counter pork meatballs and bacon abominations and bubbly beer spritzer heresies. Based on the real known facts of the many irreconcilable differences and contradictions between the gospels-novels, then it’s actually completely the opposite and only “Pretend Truth” chicanery as explained above (“Gospel Truth” also being an oxymoron just like “Bullshit Truth”), it’s just an imaginary suspension of disbelief “Pretend Truth” in their mind that needs no proofs or even common sense, and so people who use the term as a claimed actual meaning to propagate their agendas and propaganda ideas are just blatant swindling frauds and dishonest fabulist fabricating liars (and that’s the modus operandi charlatans commonly like to use, to spread their primitive Bronze/Iron Age blood magic death cults theocracy beliefs and ancient primitive superstitions into a one-worlder commie-utopianist marxist inspired identity and personality/reality destroying filth garbage cults theologies into people’s minds, it’s just theological mind control propaganda especially when faith shekels seeds and temples coffers are at stake). Sure it’s a nifty television studio with a nice fireplace, freshly waxed floors, comfy furniture, remote peaceful nature and forest window scenery (which doesn’t even make any sense and is actually a scandalous heretical blasphemy because instead of slyly using non-holy land gentile locations scenery in Colorado it should instead rightfully be window scenery of Jerusalem or Galilee or the Zion-Temple or a magical pigeon in the desert as a proper biblically correct backdrop to his biblical gospelling Yahwehism-Jehovahism bullshitism (when is Colorado or the Rocky Mountains ever mentioned in the bible or by Abraham or Jesus or Daniel or Ezekiel etc even once? There are various mountains and rivers named…Tigris, Euphrates, Nile, Jordan, Gihon, Habor, Dead Sea, Sea of Galilee, Red Sea, Lake of Fire etc but name me one verse in the entire bible that mentions the Colorado River or Rocky Mountains even once, has any magical pigeon or demon swine been spotted there?, has king David ever at any time ruled there? did Joshua at any time massacre populations and kill pregnant women and babies in Colorado ever?), there’s not even one zion-temple in the scenery, besides has even one torah-zombie ever even been seen walking around the rockies? I don’t think so, so what does it have to do with zion and the son of David exactly then? That’s just fraudulent misrepresentation and deceptive apostle-witchery on top of even more fakery pure and simple playing people for shekels fools. In a 2019 interview Wommack claimed that in March 2001, that he necromantically resurrected his own son after being dead for five hours, as well as that he knows 30-40 people who did the same necromancy magic trick, strangely though he believes that cancer is “no big deal” to complain about because it’s god’s plan and he even criticized Christians as arrogant who ask for healing from cancer…”If your kids die tough luck, but I get to zombify resurrect my kids”), so then why didn’t he try to resurrect the prophets Billy Graham, Oral Roberts, Paul and Jan Crouch or Tammy Faye Bakker then? or even why disobey his god’s wishes and blatantly against his will raise someone from the dead that his god personally took and so in effect selfishly stealing his son from his very own god? and why even wait 8 years to tell people about the miraculous zombification and have no doctor’s and official’s statements, no documents, no records or any evidences or verifications or even mention it anyway? and if so why not just open an office or resurrection department at a hospital to raise other non-cancer zombies? that smells of 100% lying scumbag bullshitism too which it is), intro music, fancy markers and bookmarks and company logo coffee cup and some dang darn tootin’ fine nifty swell shirts and loafers, but that doesn’t fool me or even mean anything, he’s even got that famous pigeon in the logo but that’s just slinging the same ol’ hash that even Benny Hinn uses, pigeons are a thing with these types (Heck, I’m even willing to wager 25 shekels, a 3 year old red heifer without defects or blemishes, 2 pigeons, a goat not boiled in its own mother’s milk, 10 virgin concubines, a bushel of unleavened bread and a bowl of oil that he sends Christmas cards to Joyce Meyer, Pat Robertson and Kenneth Copeland probably, is this the sort of people you want teaching your kids actual real world history lessons? Exactly). And besides, what the heck does he think he’s doing anyway? (and similar fabulists). Everyone knows how to read, even 5 year olds know how to put letters together to make sounds, put them together to form words to make sentences to make meanings, even a half baked moron knows how to read. What real people want to know is who really wrote it, when was it really written? in what language? how many versions are there and what are the actual sources it came from? where? why? for whom was it actually written for? etc. Real people don’t want just personal ad hoc rationalizations, cherry-picked mental acrobatics, absurd fables and sleepy nauseating long-winded ramblings and primitive abstract concepts theologies pretending as personal invented gabbing ideas as being real world history and reality. Are we to believe that the viewers don’t know how to read like a 5 year old then? That’s just plain disturbing, I had no idea there were so many adults out there in tv land that still needed their bedtime stories and fables read to them by lying shekels-charlatan strangers, it’s even shocking, just go take some English class reading lessons somewhere they’re usually absolutely free, heck you’ll be able to put letters together to make sounds and then words, sentences and meanings in no time. Btw the above is just a local example of Canadian television stations that are in the back pockets of American scamvangelists-witches (usually connected in some way or taking American scamvangelist buttkissing orders from the mother beehive matrix of brother Pat Robertson’s “700 Club” misinformation spellcasting and mind control propaganda center) and you can be sure the faith-shekels aren’t going to the Zion-Temple that’s for sure, it’s just all about gaslighting people with the Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert cacodemon mind control and yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood-shekels magic, aka the “god-o-tainment” biz.
#gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth

Everyday a cancer child dies for every 100 shekels-seeds faith dollars donated to a scamvangelist and their personal “christ-cult corporation”, aren’t cancer kids more important than a holy ghost yeshua-bacon dance or just another miraculously healed sore elbow or headache? Is not the life of a cancer kid more important than just yet another pointless yahwehism-jehovahism theological jimble jamble book? (aka; scamvangelists don’t want to heal cancer kids/why do scamvangelists support the suffering of cancer kids as a blessing?/why do scamvangelists worship and praise a fictional primitive bloodthirsty yahweh-jehovah godling character that supports, enjoys and has already killed innumerable babies and children more than anyone in “written history” just because it means more personal books deals & shekels-seeds blessings?/why do scamvangelists think cancer kids are just NPC characters?/why do scamvangelists deny that cancer kids exist but instead believe magical pigeon ghost powers and blood magic cooties spells do exist?/why do scamvangelists hate cancer kids?)

**CHARLATAN MYTHOMANIACS AND THEIR STRANGE BIBLICAL TWILIGHT ZONE WISHFUL THINKING. AKA “HOW TO TRICKILY DEFEND A DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH”.**

…”Please call the number on your screen now so that you may receive the holy ghost pigeon powers to fill your mind with anonymous ancient gematria sorcery and esoteric dreamscape crypto-kabbalistic and concocted merkabah mysticism dreaming yom kippur sheepism-goatism sorcery blood magic to save you from the magic apple curse and the Egyptian Lake of Fire and immortal burning worms made for you by the desert cacodemon Yahweh-Jehovah godling…and simultaneously also become a guaranteed 1,900 years too late non-existent new homoerotic genderless spacesuit body Torah-Zombie floating to our outer space skylord king of the zion-temple and to then enslave and destroy the Goy Gentiles, and especially the Edomites, dragon and multi-headed beasts and chariots too of course, become a gaslit shill in a shekels and magical thinking mindtrap that promises you Noah’s, Jacob’s and Abraham’s blessings even though they’re fiction pretend world and you’re an unchosen dirty Gentile Goy creature, glory amen hallelujah…so call the number on your screen right now because unknown strange operators are standing by to listen to your pointless shekels dreams and personal nauseating whining hopes about things”…Billy Graham – Gathering the glorious mythomania temple shekels of the nations with cherry-picked fabricated magical thinking fables and contradictions since 1947 (that’s not including various tax-free real estate, properties, buildings, book royalties and propaganda training schools skimmed tax-free shekels blessings of course), one of the most popular lying fabulist apostle-witches of the 20th century.

“Feeding The Lie”

…to mutate, fabricate, forge and invent further ideas, theologies, magical thinking pretend world realities, contradictory dreamscape abstract concepts, new concocted merkabah mysticism, crypto-esoteric kabbalistic delusions and gaslighting unaware and ignorant masses into a mindtrap by unquestionably believing the primary lie/lies, a very common deception methodology throughout the entire OT and NT biblical myths and fables.

**“HOW TO DEFEND AN EVIL DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH-101”.**

Just some of today’s unscrupulous deceitful gaslighting “Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon Liar’s Shekels-Club” wannabe prophets and apostolic-witches spreading their personal pretend world magical thinking, preaching-gabbing about a fictitious invented mythological Jesus character instead of Paul’s original 1st authored apocalyptic doomsday yom kippur spacegoat celestial Jesus skylord character. “If there are tax-free temple shekels bullshitism faith seeds buckets to be filled, the people will come and the temple coffers shall overflow in abundance and blessings of fabulism, fraudsterism and fake miracles chicanery”. – Yahweh-Jehovah aka “The Lord”, “The One and Only Big Kahuna of Jerusalem”, “The Best Flood-Maker West of Mesopotamia”, “The Awesomest Cacodemon Genocide-Maker in the Milky Way”, “The Lyrical Master of All Demons and Their Demon’s Demons”, “The Best Hocus Pocus Maker Since The Ice Age”, and “The Blood Magic King of Zion” etc. (Strangely these various elite apostles-witches in their delusional pretend world magical thinking also believe Jesus was God (although in the gospels-novels fables he actually never says that and instead repeatedly says the complete opposite, and that’s only because they teleport Jesus backwards in time in the scrolls to make him exist later when he became the invisible magic-man that no one heard about or saw because he didn’t exist yet until much later when the writing apostle-witches started inventing him), ..but also even the new real Adam…but also God..however he was also actually Adam..he was God and Adam..and supposedly clearly Adam and God..???..but where’s Eve then? and will she be Yahweh’s wife or will she get yet another Adam who’s just “only” an Adam? (just an Adam, not an Adam who’s a son of god and god and an Adam who’s also god etc), or will she be the wife of the Jesus Adam?, who’s actually the real Adam, who’s actually Yahweh, but will the Virgin Mary be upset then that her son who is God is also Adam which would mean she actually gave birth to Adam and not to the son of god who’s actually god who’s actually the new Adam. Also, Jesus’ god is Yahweh anyway, not the Elohim (plural gods) who actually made the first Adam in the genesis fable book, which would have to mean the plural Elohim is Jesus who’s also Adam now and who also created Jesus who is actually Yahweh which is then actually him creating himself, i.e. – the Elohim who created Yahweh who created Jesus who is the Adam who is the Elohim that created Yahweh that created Jesus as the Adam etc, also will there be another talking snake and magical fruit also? But the Garden of Eden and talking snake was in ancient Mesopotamia anyway (modern day Iraq), which meant he was Iraqi and not even Jewish, which would mean god is Iraqi, which would mean Jesus is also. And besides, was God the first Adam too? and was it Yahweh or the plural Elohim? (or was it the Elohim who created Yahweh), and if the biblical God (either Elohim or Yahweh) had killed Jesus as he planned from the start then that’s the same as when the first Adam died and so both Adams died and were actually not immortal, and that would mean Yahweh was actually 2 Adams then? (well he made one of the Adams anyway but is just taking credit for 2 Adams when he shows up way later to Abe the travelling sorcerer guru in Mesopotamia and tells him to kill his son for love…ahhh killing for love Glo-Ry! Now that’s ol’ time religion folks), or actually why not even be the first correct Adam in the first place and then not even have to make another Adam and then kill yourself later anyway? Killing your own Adam which you made and is actually you seems like making a lot more pointless complicated work for yourself needlessly for no reason which is inefficient, that seems to make much more sense. But why not make the 2nd Adam be born to Abraham’s wife, or Moses’ wife or heck even Noah’s wife? that would have even been the ideal perfect time…after the flood and then presto!…a brand spanking new world and so a brand spanking new Adam too, problems solved. Also, why didn’t the biblical God (either the plural Elohim or Yahweh), or Jesus or even either of the Adams who were God supposedly…why didn’t any of them or maybe even all of them tell us from the start about this secret magical abstract multiverse? or at least not even make the talking snake who caused all these multiple Adams in the first place? What about the older Zoroastrian Adam? and the even oldest version Epic of Gilgamesh Adam? from which the later biblical Adam originates from so he’s the first original Adam, will there be a final Battle of Adams? sort of like a Battle Royal and the last Adam standing is the victorious real Adam? How many Adams does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Also, what if Darkseid or Thanos attempt to install their own Adam? or if the prophesied reptilian-aliens from the outer rim beam down to their underground hidden base in Antarctica as predicted by someone somewhere and then send forth their armies of multi-headed mutants on scorpion-tailed laser beam-breath horses and chariots commanded by their own Adam to attack Jerusalem, Babylon and the pyramids and then take over the world?). And that’s without even getting into the second Eve scenario which complicates things even much more, as in will she be the mother of yet future Adams also just like the first Eve was? Will there also be a second Noah then also and all those similar types? This pretend world magical thinking and weird mystical magical abstract cryptic theological construct ideas of these dubious apostles-witches and their mindless mind controlled minions is really boring, dumb, absurdly pointless, esoteric jimble jamble and just sounds made up and so deserving absolutely no faith shekels seeds.

Pssst! God’s Infomercial prophet apostle-witch Jimbo! Newsflash…the stories you’re making up were supposed to have happened over 1,900 years ago 100% guaranteed and the Paul character has already been there and done that and failed miserably (don’t you even read your own book?), a total snafu disaster, so you’re flogging a 1,900 year old dead horse and just really embarrassing yourself now…and others…hehehe (although I heard the Creamy Potato Soup Bucket is supposed to be good for cleaning bathroom grime, stove top degreasing, as a glue and hair conditioner also which is a plus and practically miraculous). Besides how typical with these types of pointless minions-humanoids, with all their dear precious brothers and sisters and children starving and having various diseases in the world but they’re much, much more concerned about living to be 120 years old in their bunker cave so as to be chosen to time warp teleport back to 1,900 years ago to float up to the clouds with Paul in their new genderless immortal zombie spacesuit bodies to rule the world from Jerusalem. (But I guess you sure don’t gosh dang darn diddly darn dang ding dong doodly darned want to meet a floating space alien in the clouds in your brand new immortal genderless zombie spacesuit body on an empty stomach. Mmmmm apocalyptic rapture-food there’s nothin’ better…creamy potato soup bucket and freeze-dried 30 day fiesta bucket enchiladas, yum!). Hey you lady enjoying the rapture-food!, did you dig your latrine first?!

The Nag Hammadi Library, among which the Gospel of Thomas & the Gospel of Truth were rediscovered

Lost Gospels

List of acts
The following list is not exhaustive.

Apocryphal and apocalyptic literature
The following list is not exhaustive.

Director’s Cut

“The evangelists were inventors – not historians.” – Porphyry, Against the Christians, c. 280 AD.

In truth, if scripture were not to be regularly revised no one alive would understand a word of it. Through the centuries, vocabulary, word usage, syntax and grammar continuously change.

Deceptive Arrangement

It appears to be chronological. It is not.

So, at this point let’s move on to the so-called witnesses that are claimed as proof about things, about all sorts of and contradictory things though apparently.

“FOR OUR GOD IS A CONSUMING FIRE” – PAUL THE TRAVELING KABBALIST APOCALYPTIC GURU (Zoroastrian much?) WITH THE HEAVENLY INSPIRED ESOTERIC BS NEWS SCOOPS IN HIS BRAINS; HEBREWS 12:29

“I AM SPEAKING AS AN INSANE PERSON” – PAUL TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF; 2 CORINTHIANS 11:23 (now there’s finally something we both agree on)

Paul always nitpicking, obsessing or complaining about one thing or another yet again: “I do not think I am in the least inferior to those “super-apostles.” (2 Corinthians 11:5)

Basically, it’s really about time the sleepy duped gaslit masses wake up from their biblical absurdities dreamscape mindtrap matrix and Bronze-Iron Age Yahwehism-Jehovahism mythomania pretend world fables coma and instead come to their senses in the real world, real history and real universe. Isn’t it about time that people stop being mindslaves to ancient Jewish fables and national myths? (that are largely adapted from and religious syncretization/cultural diffusion from other older Mesopotamian, Zoroastrian, Egyptian, Canaanite and other Levant religions anyway and so actually blasphemous), should their fictitious superheroes, failed predictions, personal magical thinking mega-ethnocentric primitive superstitions, blood magic sorcery and proven erroneous worldviews be the standards for reality and the real planet? Why is unquestioning mindslavery to these things and their invented abstract concepts mystical-esoteric crypto-kabbalistic and concocted fictional merkabah mysticism witchery being propagandized by dreaming-scheming spellcasting fraudsters, cultists and sectarians as being the one and only answer for existence of reality? Were dinosaurs actually demons invented by the devil to tempt modern day scientists and philosophers to eat the magic mushroom to attain false deceiving knowledge that the world is round and not actually flat and thereby spreading demon-cooties into people’s minds?

Paul’s main adversaries, conflicts and antagonisms according to his very own purported writings and the writings attributed to a “Paul” character (as well as of the slowly growing new sectarian churches leadership and battling theological gurus for centuries afterwards), ironically were not against Romans, Greeks or any other Gentile Pagan peoples, but instead was mostly directed against other and earliest so-called followers of various disparate Christ cults…(he’s not interested in debates and discussions with the rationalists, scientific and philosophical thinkers etc, but instead mostly in furthering his agenda and the unquestioning faith loyalty of already existing believers, because their fanatical primary aim was not to discuss with rationalists and rationalism but instead to completely destroy it, to not have people think or rationalize but to instead have them be just obedient fanatical yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic devotees…because the impending apocalypse doomsday was probably just months or days away during Paul’s lifetime and so rationalism, philosophy, science and especially thinking was very soon going to be defeated and destroyed and replaced after all, just like today, so naturally why waste time on rationalists and sane thinkers). Paul character presents himself as the one and only way to true magical thinking mystical knowledge of the yom kippur sheepism-goatism blood magic ways so that he and his followers can marry his skylord in the clouds (strangely even men will become brides of his skylord which has spaced-out homoerotic overtones and is just very dreamscape weird), claiming that only he found the OT secret hidden esoteric codes, Paul claimed that only his new esoteric crypto-mystical cabal-cult was spreading the true Yahwehism-Jehovahism Desert Cacodemon ideologies (i.e. – the amalgamated Mesopotamian-Hebrew-Canaanite-Egyptian-Zoroastrian theism and fused with older popular pagan mystery religions ideologies), and he was vehemently adamant that only his celestial skylord in his mind who was killed in the outer space realms by archon demons but came back to life, will give them immortal spacesuit bodies (after the risen torah-zombies get theirs first), for the glorious doomsday apocalypse and new theocratic temple-state planet kingdom ruled by priests that was going to happen in his lifetime which his skylord in his dreams and conversations in his deteriorating mind personally guaranteed.

Telling A Lie And Believing Lies To Be True Doesn’t Make It True, It’s Still Lies.

Hell and the Abyss tours have more bizarro-characters and hocus pocus going on than even Disneyland, Magic Kingdom and Jurassic Park combined (“Look! It’s the Beast from the sea rising out of the Abyss!…and the Abaddon archangel with the keys to the Abyss who’s leader of the human-headed golden-crowned locusts who sound like horses with stinging scorpion tails coming out of the sulfur furnace smoke!”…”and look there! it’s the Egyptian Lake of Fire and Zoroastrian fire destroying almost the entire planet’s Goys into BBQed mush!! Coool Neato-Wow! Can I have a souvenir T-shirt?!”).

And even just the less well-known case of Marcion (among many, many cases of early 1st and 2nd century intrigue, debates, arguments, disagreements, censures and heresy excommunications), which is something probably many have absolutely no clue about because it’s been censored and hushed-up for many centuries (among many other things), it’s very interesting though even from just the historical perspective for history buffs even if not interested in any of the religious views or beliefs, interesting for a number of very intriguing and important reasons that would probably piss off many televangelists especially. (Get ready to be mind blown so you might want to sit down and make some snacks and adult beverages first, I recommend a Martini or maybe a Jager Bomb, you can even order a few gallons from Jim Bakker’s creamy potato soup bucket first if you want I don’t care)…

Because the early so-called “church father” Marcion was actually onto a good idea by finally being the very first person to decide to actually write things down in the late 1st to early 2nd century as a permanent record that people could actually read, (and according to his sources, which were the earliest known sources available at the time because the later 4 gospels weren’t even thought of to be written yet…Marcion wrote that Jesus started a completely brand new religion that wasn’t even connected to the Old Testament and its always jealous, complaining, repenting, genocidal, wrathful absurd infantile, malevolent, infanticidal, smiting, laws and regulations giving and blood magic sacrifices demanding Yahweh-Jehovah-cacodemon-god (aka “God” to some people for some weird reason). Marcion instead denied Jesus’ actual physical and bodily birth, death, and resurrection altogether by explaining that according to his information and sources (again the oldest sources known up to then btw, and there were many other groups, churches and sects who likewise believed similar things at the time, we don’t really even know what the earliest first believers believed or why), Marcion insisted that Jesus was actually an incarnated phantom from somewhere beyond with an imitation material body, as in he wasn’t even born on earth but instead came down as a phantom and then just took on a bodily form, (a viewpoint also shared by a number of the early Christian groups btw, Marcion was just most singled out by competing so-called “Church Fathers” cults leaders because of his growing presence and popularity), but his writings pissed off some others who didn’t agree and who had their own ideas and agendas, so then they decided to write stuff down also to answer back as a retort which ironically eventually became the early New Testament, so you see Marcion actually started the whole idea of writing the New Testament thing, as in the very first New Testament gospels writings and because of this he’s even sometimes also called the Father of the New Testament. Some of Marcion’s views were similar to the teachings of Cerinthus (50-100 CE) who likewise believed that the lesser “Demiurge” god created the world not the unknown god of Jesus, but he additionally assured that Jesus was not supernaturally born of a virgin, but was instead just a mere man, the biological son of Mary and Joseph, and that the Christ (anointing) descended upon Jesus only at baptism but it abandoned him at the crucifixion and he then simply died, died just as thousands of others were crucified and died. Cerinthus claimed that he received angelic inspiration (“Holy Vision”?) assuring him that was the truth of events (and you can’t deny angelic holy visions sent by god can you? It worked for Paul, and countless others before and after, so Cerinthus could very well have the real “gospel truth”). Interestingly, there are even claims by groups already from those early centuries that Cerinthus was the actual true author of the Gospel of John and Book of Revelation, reason being because even today the Gospel of John in numerous obvious and contradictory ways can rightfully be regarded as the opposite of the other 3 gospels and it largely denigrates them. The John gospel-novel can be correctly described even as an “Anti-Synoptic Gnostic Gospel” which adapted Philo’s description of the centuries older pagan philosophical “Logos” concept (first mentioned and written about by Heraclitus in circa 535-475 BCE), because of the vast differences and because it was written considerably after the other 3 gospels and their sources/anonymous authors it can even more accurately and correctly be described and regarded as a truly Gnostic inspired “Gospel of Satan” or more accurately an “Anti-Synoptic Satanic Gospel”, although Gnosticism teachings and theological ideas are found in the Synoptic Gospels also but just not to the high degree of the later anonymous so-called John gospel texts (To put it colloquially, the authors of Mathew didn’t like what was in the written text of Mark and so added plenty of stuff and various new stories and various new concepts and meanings, then the writers of Luke didn’t like what was written in either of them all that much and so started adding lots more stuff and ideas and changing meanings, but then lastly the authors of John (yes “authors” because it repeatedly states “we”)…basically said “F**k all 3 of you you’re all wrong, I (we) have the real deal gossip rumours news scoops story and know what went down and I’m gonna write the real story” and so then wrote opposite things from all 3 of them and adding more different theological meanings, abstract concepts, new miracles and stories, with his new theologies and ideas he actually comes across sounding more like the “Paul” character than any of the other gospels-novels writers). However importantly not to be confused with the Lucifer/Luciferian “Light-Bringer/Bringer of Light” (because Lucifer is just the ancient Roman Latin name for the planet Venus) or associated with the plural “Elohim” Gods who created the world and everything in it, but rather more in line as the Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon God’s “Diabolus-slanderer” character (the one that throws libelous claims at another, i.e. – Diabolus which became Devil) who is similar to the Satan Angel (i.e. – “a satan” or “the satan” that did or said such and such) much like the one that blocks and “accuses” Balaam while saving his talking donkey from being beaten to death, who himself even states that he was “sent to come down” to be a Satan to Balaam.

The 126 “Silent Historians”

Aelius Theon
Albinus
Alcinous
Ammonius of Athens
Alexander of Aegae
Antipater of Thessalonica
Antonius Polemo
Apollonius Dyscolus
Apollonius of Tyana
Appian
Archigenes
Aretaeus
Arrian
Asclepiades of Prusa
Asconius
Aspasius
Atilicinus
Attalus
Bassus of Corinth
C. Cassius Longinus
Calvisius Taurus of Berytus
Cassius Dio
Chaeremon of Alexandria
Claudius Agathemerus
Claudius Ptolemaeus
Cleopatra the physician
Cluvius Rufus
Cn. Cornelius Lentulus Gaetulicus
Cornelius Celsus
Columella
Cornutus
D. Haterius Agrippa
D. Valerius Asiaticus
Damis
Demetrius
Demonax
Demosthenes Philalethes
Dion of Prusa
Domitius Afer
Epictetus
Erotianus
Euphrates of Tyre
Fabius Rusticus
Favorinus Flaccus
Florus
Fronto
Gellius
Gordius of Tyana
Gnaeus Domitius
Halicarnassensis Dionysius II
Heron of Alexandria
Josephus
Justus of Tiberias
Juvenal
Lesbonax of Mytilene
Lucanus
Lucian
Lysimachus
M. Antonius Pallas
M. Vinicius
Macro
Mam. Aemilius Scaurus
Marcellus Sidetes
Martial
Maximus Tyrius
Moderatus of Gades
Musonius
Nicarchus
Nicomachus Gerasenus
Onasandros
P. Clodius Thrasea
Paetus Palaemon
Pamphila
Pausanias
Pedacus Dioscorides
Persius/Perseus
Petronius
Phaedrus
Philippus of Thessalonica
Philo of Alexandria
Phlegon of Tralles
Pliny the Elder
Pliny the Younger
Plotinus
Plutarch
Pompeius Saturninus
Pomponius Mela
Pomponius Secundus
Potamon of Mytilene
Ptolemy of Mauretania
Q. Curtius Rufus
Quintilian
Rubellius Plautus
Rufus the Ephesian
Saleius Bassus
Scopelian the Sophist
Scribonius
Seneca the Elder
Seneca the Younger
Sex. Afranius Burrus
Sex. Julius Frontinus
Servilius Damocrates
Silius Italicus
Soranus
Soterides of Epidaurus
Sotion
Statius the Elder
Statius the Younger
Suetonius
Sulpicia
T. Aristo
T. Statilius Crito
Tacitus
Thallus
Theon of Smyrna
Thrasyllus of Mendes
Ti. Claudius Pasion
Ti. Julius Alexander
Tiberius
Valerius Flaccus
Valerius Maximus
Vardanes I
Velleius Paterculus
Verginius Flavus
Vindex
*(Jesus could also be included on the list because if anyone should have written anything it should have been him).

“If we are to take the invented biblical Yahwist desert cacodemon deity at nominal face value exactly as it is presented in these ancient anonymous priestly written and scribbled texts and their peculiar fables and obscure dreamscape narratives, and not as promoted by their flummoxed apologetic acolytes with their ad hoc inventions and mental acrobatics concoctions, then it is clearly the most vile, repulsive and absurdly contradictory being ever dreamed up. Because we have plentiful amounts of textual evidences that it is pathetically puny, mentally defective, greatly deficient in common sense and with vastly underdeveloped knowledge, astonishingly erratic, morally reprehensible, immeasurably ignorant and thus naturally irrelevant for any thinking person to even attempt to ponder, much less explain or make fanciful excuses for. Yet even those are not sufficient enough excuses for it to exist, because it is also ultimately directly responsible for the most heinous wicked crimes, barbarous calamities and obscene grotesqueries imaginable, and as a bizarre paradox they are considered its marvelous handiwork to which glorifying adoration should and must be made, so it is said…(I have also been made privy to by some fabulists in Abrahamic academic apologist’s circles, that it also has decided in his immense oscillating, injudicious and imprudent wisdom, to bless the planet with not just one absolute religion, but with at least 3 incongruous heretical failed religions to follow, my how majestic and magnanimous of him and blessed for us all)…
…Yet the atrocious lunacy does not stop there and is even worsened by the very primary reasons for the afflictions and threats having happened at all, for this alleged all-knowing most wise and most powerful architect sitting in its far-off unseen sky castle temple…it performs these deeds along with episodic browbeating discourses to only a select anonymous very few for the sole purposes of megalomaniacal self-fetishization and self-worship. Notwithstanding the various required superstitions, blood magic witchery and spellwork incantations, to make their presentation of absolutely no value and even more asinine..this Iron Age biblical master of the deserts, and perhaps a few nearby piles of craggy rocks, mounds and crevices, is shown to be a theological construct and on the whole a tribal absentee landlord who was largely mostly concerned with local real estate, blood, burnt animal sacrifices and love of self-exaltation, but is completely ineffectual. In the presented texts it is incontestably shown to be an alien, preposterous, contemptible, unknown, a jumble of confusion, primitive antiquated and obsolete deistic flotsam and jetsam, and still even today it remains as a backward unevolved self-idolator incapable of any sort of acumen or legitimacy whatsoever”.
– Unknown 19th century philosopher historian

If you show me ebola, dysentery, starvation, plagues and pestilences, I’ll show you the god of the old testament – Marcion.

As a matter of fact, the contents of the so-called “Book of Revelation” mentioned above doesn’t actually “reveal” anything and nothing is actually being revealed whatsoever (because that’s why nobody can agree on what it even means and there being untold thousands of interpretations though the centuries), because on the contrary it’s shown to be just the theological-mystical-esoteric diatribe ramblings of an angry Jew (including of course slinging the same ol’ hash…esoteric, kabbalistic, newly invented fictional merkabah mysticism dreaming and gematria magic numbers witchery concoctions used for centuries already)…the writings of an angry Jew who’s a follower of one of the new local “Christ-Cult” offshoot sects appearing in the local area, the writings of a fuming mad Jew (named John writing on a remote island, that didn’t have surf ‘n’ turf probably) who’s dang darn diddly doodly ding dong enraged by the recent destruction of the Jerusalem Zion temple (which at the time was the most famous abattoir in all of ancient Judea btw, i.e. – essentially a slaughterhouse basically, and to this writing John character in his mind the rest of the Gentile Goy-world doesn’t even exist much because it’s all about Jerusalem and the temple and the temple and Jerusalem which is the only thing that matters to him)…a Jew who’s angry at the Romans, angry at the Greeks, and even angry at all the Goys on the planet and all the Gentile nations and their cultures, and so naturally he’s writing just yet another delusional new revenge-porn fantasy fable, essentially yet another failed new “revenge-spellcasting” that was already a popular thing in the region and in Jewish scripture for centuries (another new doomsday and zombies victory fantasy fable popular since borrowing the ideas from the Zoroastrians centuries previously, and even though they all failed miserably and even turned out opposite he’s praying/wishing for this one to happen soon any day now, obsessed like a perspiring sleepless addicted gambler hoping this roll of the dice will win the planet, all the world’s Goys are “Enemy no. 1″…again (yaaawn). However, at the time and even for many centuries later many early bishops, church leaders and preachers thought this book should not be included as part of their new scripture-bible, believing instead that it was too esoteric, gnostic inspired and filled with too much mysticism, obscure absurd symbologies and basically personal strange irrelevant nonsense (just one example: here the new “Christ-Man” character is not even born on earth or spend any time there at all at any time whatsoever, he’s instead born in outer space by the moon, given birth to by a woman clothed with the sun, and he’s actually born as a man already and not as a baby (which is really weird, who gets “born” from their mother as already a fully grown man? that introduces a whole new set of absurdities), and then he “immediately” gets teleported to some other outer space celestial throne realm anyway to escape the clutches of a dragon (a dragon with 7 heads, 7 crowns and 10 horns so it’s a very fancy dragon), and so the newly born man by the moon never visited earth ever and even still hasn’t, yep that sounds real and probably happened, why would it not? surely there must be dragons in space also…But don’t worry folks, there’s still more fantasy, blood, chariots, horses, magical scorpions and locusts, dragons, creatures, beasts, prophets, winepresses, bowls and much, much, much, more…

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Revealing Truth Behind ‘Revelation’

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“Gaslighting the Nations”

..in the fantasy hope of making the future entire planet 100% full of risen Torah-Zombies priests ruling a global temple-state theocracy dictatorship government under Yahwehism-Jehovahism Desert Cacodemon Torahism laws.

Is the bible the very first original described “Clown World”?

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**“HOW TO TRICKILY DEFEND A DEMON/YAHWEH-JEHOVAH-101”.**

When he’s not constantly wishful thinking and failing horribly in putting up his god’s wall of protection weather magic defences from hurricanes (which he admits is mainly to protect his CBN TV studio Headquarters, school campus properties and buildings, and which coincidentally coincides with his/their important holy fundraising campaign), having absurd visions and conversations with his god telling him repeatedly wrong and opposite information from what actually really happens later, believing his God and Jesus are Republicans and so were all the Old Testament prophets and superhero characters, thinking primitive Iron Age deserts blood magic and superstitions is the only answer for America and the world, that Trump is a messiah, finding curses from toys and just about everything, praising biblical Joshua and David as perfect ideal family men and insisting Noah, Adam, Eve and talking snakes were real etc, believing he’ll live to be 120 years old just like Moses, thinking that the real capital city of America is Jerusalem, believing that only scientific/historical facts that can’t be used to contradict and expose the bible should be considered and allowed as scientific/historical facts, and many more ridiculous claims (all the shady tax-exempt shekels dealings and ventures and scandals are too many to even get into), he also believes demons can linger in clothes and objects at stores and then spread in your home (aka as demons-cooties and demons-cooties syndrome). But shouldn’t demons be able to easily transfer onto you if you even just try the clothes on without buying them and taking them home? or even if you just touch the clothes or statue?, demons should even be easily able to attach onto people just walking nearby just like bugs or fleas. I’m pretty sure demons can travel farther than just fleas, demons can even invisibly float and teleport everyone knows that. That’s how the demon-cycle operates apparently, jumping from clothes and objects onto people in their brains then from brain to brain and then back into clothes and objects again, for this reason one should especially be very wary of garage sales, rummage sales and flea markets and the country government should immediately pass laws and declare them as public high-risk areas for demon possession.

Yep, so like I said at my very first post introduction (and elaborated on with more evidences at my second post), I guess I could be categorized as an Agnostic-Atheist-Realist, or more precisely a Transtheist-Panentheist-Apatheist (i.e. – being beyond concepts of superstitious primitive theism and atheism categorizations which are puny humanoid constructs), actually an atheist is better and more correctly understood also as a belief (“theism” meaning belief, the “a-” in “atheism” is understood as negation of the belief being claimed or presented) and as a proposition – something that is either true or false, referring to the propositional “content” of the presented belief claims, i.e. – according to the presented facts, details and evidences, or lack of evidences and contradictions-errors usually, of the presented belief and it’s claims, so the Atheist instead “believes” that the argued “content” of the belief logically using reason and known empirical facts warrants the decision to not believe (it’s practically not even a choice actually when understood correctly, more like a natural gut reaction common sense default reaction)…or in a sort of Transtheist-Deism or something like that where all the man-made gods, all of them as in every single one of them, are just puny concocted fictions and invented mythological fables by primitive and superstitious minds which mutated over time, where every god of every religion, nation and tribe and their theological writings are just man-made concocted Lilliputian fiction-myths (a desert cacodemon godling who can’t even make a box or a boat let alone the universe) and they are all far below, yielding and subservient to the real ultimate “instance” whatever it is (i.e. – a Deist in the truest sense of the word definition, mind control-free and not a slave, not forced to believe the lies and being an in bondage slave to another ancient people’s tribal mythologies folklore and primitive superstitions, free from their fabricated histories and pretend world genealogies and universes, fictitious superheroes and contrived characters, free from their invented revelations, phony and failed prophecies and magical thinking, concocted claims, untrue spurious miracles stories and abstract contradictory crypto-mystical cabal theologies, not a slave to their fake hocus pocus show fables, blood magics, magic numbers sorcery and anonymously written nonsensical contradictory texts, not a slave to primitive cryptic magical thinking anonymous mystical soothsayers, desert self-styled spiritualist visionary gurus or travelling self-styled failed crypto-esoteric prophet-witch predictors etc, a Deist that has broken off those limiting mind control shackles and is now truly free and not a slave to them anymore, a Deist where truth, common sense reason and reality reigns in the real cosmos, not believing in the imaginary desert cacodemon godling invented cosmos and pretend world only in some anonymous tribal stranger’s superstitious primitive mind and writings)…

…A Deity that was not obsessed and concerned with menstruation cooties, penis foreskins, various blood magics, lame hocus pocus tricks, smitings, failed predictions and sacrifices but instead concerned with other things entirely, where it made the planet and cosmos billions of years ago not just a measly 7,000 years ago, where it made stars many times bigger than Earth and millions and even many billions of miles and many lightyears away and not as just some glowy-glowy light things hanging the sky-ceiling, as an analogy a Deity-ism that would be like being the President or Prime Minister of a country and simultaneously the Yahweh-Jehovah would be just an irrelevant 5 year old child with a temper tantrum in his backyard playing with a mud puddle making mud figurines, that’s how pointless by comparison. (And of course it would never, ever, never be duped by a simple garden snake either because it is absolutely dupeless and impossible to dupe).

Messiahs “R” Us

Gaslighting is loosely defined as making someone, or a group, question their own reality. The term may also be used to describe a person (a “gaslighter”) who presents a false narrative to another group or person, thereby leading them to doubt their perceptions and become misled, disoriented, mind controlled or distressed. Oftentimes this is for the gaslighter’s own benefit. Normally, this dynamic is possible only when the audience (the “gaslit”) is vulnerable, such as in unequal power relationships, fearful of the losses associated with challenging the false narrative, or just plain too lazy to think for themselves, rationalize, use logic, consider proven evidences and facts, and instead requiring spoonfed lies, misinformation, invented dreamscape drivel and pretend world fictions.

“It is really no surprise that the bible and christianity through the centuries since its labyrinthian concoction is riddled with contradictions, errors, farcical absurdities, failed oracles, false claims, blood magic sorcery witchery and a cornucopia of dysfunctional and disordered primitive theologies ad nauseam. However, these symptoms and predicaments are infested throughout their so-called scriptures and so for this reason the numerous delusional dreamscapes and shortcomings require a remedy, of course the remedy of apologists and scribblers to constantly decipher, censure, edit, retranslate, reinterpret and redefine their own assumed perfectly infallible yet a vortex of problems-filled cryptic beliefs, this is apparently how divine knowledge and secrets are given to mortals (and in many cases as an extra remedy even needing fraudulent magic men with overcompensating yet pathetically underachieving wizardry spectacles and spellcraft displays to fool the masses to worship the ancient Yahweh cacodemon by any means, only the smokey, jealous, smiteful and bloodhungry cacodemon must be prostrated to and praised without end…because someone wrote it somewhere in the ancient deserts for only their own clan). Yes, it is then really no surprise at all and is even quite expected and as it should be, because it has unmistakably and very evidently been shown to be, by simple osmosis which even their texts clearly admit, founded on rotten roots, and any simpleton can easily tell you what happens to a tree with rotten roots…rotten roots grow rotten fruit. All in all, it’s a very unsatisfactory and absurdly pathetic series of happenstances, egregious blunders and even gargantuan flaws for any purported deity to have thought out and planned which naturally ultimately proves that their deity in question is not any sort of deity whatsoever and never has been, but is instead just a primitive man-made local blithering godling in disguise.”
– UNKNOWN 20TH CENTURY PHILOSOPHER HISTORIAN

For more very easy to understand related information see also;

https://centerforinquiry.org/speakers/fitzgerald_david/