How “We Unequivocally Know” That Both Of The Contradictory Biblical Nativity Stories Are Anonymously Invented Sectarian Fictions & “Pretend World” Theological Constructs Bullshitism (aka Birth Of Yet Just Another Levant Failed Apocalyptic Blood Magic Death Cult Mythomania Superhero)

The 2 so-called “Nativity Story” versions as presented by the anonymous writers of the later so-called Matthew and Luke gospels novels are very problematic and contain broad irreconcilable contradictions. Each of them include different characters, different events and different sequence of events and geographic locations, different ad hoc made up and contradictory edited “theological” genealogies, different geographic plot starting points and travels, different magical characters, and especially taking place at times years apart from known history including claiming events that should be in recorded history if they happened as claimed…but are not. (They were also written in Greek (a foreign language, quoting from the Septuagint Greek language OT not from the Hebrew bible and in the process using erroneously mistranslated text and meanings and then new theological ideas based on the mistranslations not found in the original Hebrew OT), and written in foreign countries by anonymous learned authors familiar with the Greek classics but strangely unfamiliar with the geography of ancient Palestine/Judea/Galilee, and using already known much older and popular Pagan religions superhero-savior mythemes and tropes. These are just a few of the problematic issues that clearly show we are dealing with a later invented mutating fiction, from a fringe failed apocalyptic blood magic sorcery religious sect (one of quite a few similar but varying in degrees of difference beliefs groups, cults and sects) that was in need of an impressive magical hocus pocus origins story to portray and promote as real history evidence to adherents and the ignorant masses (including of course using made up contradictory esoteric cryptic genealogy gematria magic numbers calculations which was very, very, very important as their proof and probably even their biggest so-called “proof” for their agendas)…and are instead actually extremely contrary to known verified real world history and events, and just like the many older OT texts egregiously contradicting itself repeatedly and also historically inaccurate). And as another particularly interesting fact to consider, they both were written and continually changed, edited and reworked over 100 years after every single real known historical person and the fictitious characters in the plots and magical stories were all already long dead. Image:

(Author’s note – The easy to understand blunt from the start title of this post may seem perhaps strange or humorous to some readers at first glance, however it is quite apt and proven to be accurate and topically fitting once the various actual real known facts vis-a-vis numerous fictions and misinformations are brought forth and examined, so for this reason when grouping the various highlighted false informations, contradictions, mythomania and errors etc found from whichever language the textual sources are derived from, I decided to just use the common and easy to understand colloquial term “bullshitism” as a more translation-friendly, more semantically comprehensible and inclusive vocabulary for the benefit of the reader, and because probably lots of people don’t know what a “theological construct” is anyway. If totally unfamiliar with this topic the reader may need to read my first posts “National Security Alert: Foreign Telescamvangelists, Cults, Sects” and “Birth Of The Iron Age Yahwehism Blood Magic Death Cult” for more background information, visuals, behind the scenes less known pertinent details and various definitions that help explain the facts, ideas, circumstances and even geopolitical situations that led to the ancient era of these fiction stories and various primitive theologies. i.e. – to the actual invention of the Abrahamic/biblical fables tribal god in the Levant and ancient Canaan during the Late Bronze/Iron Age as a direct result of many theological and blood magic sorcery mutations, much cultural and religious syncretization and diffusion, primitive ancient superstitions, cosmology and abstract concepts borrowings, influences and adaptions from other surrounding older and neighboring religions such as from the ancient Mesopotamians, Sumerians, Babylonians, Akkadians, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Assyrians, Canaanites, Zoroastrianism until lastly from Greco-Roman influences, religious beliefs, classic literature and philosophies etc).

Well, it’s that season again, that oh so very important season for televangelists and telescamvangelists especially, that very popular holy fundraising season for their temples coffers to bring in as many faith seed shekels as they can, and so of course you’ll come across all of them playing up on the “Nativity Stories” as much as possible (yes plural, it’s not just 1 story as many think), including of course the related choirs and singing about the adventures (believe it or not sometimes even bringing camels in church for the full theatrical effect as proof about something, that camels exist or that camels can appear then disappear and reappear I guess? or that camels are undeniable evidence proof that they were saved on the ark otherwise how could they even be in the church or even exist on the planet in the first place unless they were saved on the ark? that’s scientific proof), the many books and DVDs being sold, I mean various “special offers” being “offered” not sold, lol (oh so many books and DVDs that’s for sure, the “Power of Pretend” can give forth an abundance of mountains of books and DVDs and even miraculously multiply them a hundredfold I verily tell you, Glo-Ry!), probably reenactment plays and tree ornaments too, and of course the shellfish and pork tenderloin/bacon abominations.

Which is why I decided to post this here and tell the real story of what’s going on so to speak. Because even though I already came to the conclusion a long time ago while in my early teens, even before that actually, that the bible, and Abrahamic religions in general, but especially biblical stories material, was mostly fiction, fables, fraudulent mythomanias, later forgeries and basically invented primitive Bronze Age and Iron Age behaviorisms and theologies leftovers, something even completely alien to me (as well as contradictory and failed wrong in many places), but I still didn’t particularly like the fact that I was told to believe them and even have my young mind inundated by their various media scoundrels and television mind control propaganda also (particularly on Sundays when channelsurfing for something real and interesting to watch but instead having my eyeballs, ears, personality-identity and my rightful common sense violated and accosted with religious quackery fabulist’s fake history tricks, self-loathing displays and lying charlatans faith-shekels seeds schemes (just like a television-sectarian excreta virus’ outstretched tentacles trying to feed on my brain and control my mind to do their bidding and enter their pretend world circus-carnival instead of existing in the real world and cosmos), particularly when I came to realize they were lies and people making things up for their own agendas, feeling particularly violated with them attempting to fill my head with all sorts of strange warped pretend world hocus pocus doctrines and contradictory false information ramblings about all sorts of weird and warped things written by anonymous weirdos in some desert somewhere that were just their own invented agendas and pretend world ideas, abstract concepts and imaginations in their own mind, if they even existed in the first place which was very improbable anyway and more often than not impossible and proven so numerous times in numerous ways. Even at that young age I felt absolutely no natural affinity or any kind of connectedness to the various superheroes, characters, events, ideas, traditions, customs, their beliefs, the various blood magic sorcery and magic tricks, smitings-blessings, the weird foreign mega-ethnocentricism themes that was not part of my history or even have anything to do with me or my history whatsoever, or even with the real world, it all seemed very alien to me, like a natural aversion similar to my aversion to eating insects or maggots, and especially the main presented warped and dumb tribal deity skydaddy-genie character (I realized even back then that It was time to stop fooling myself with confirmation bias and denying cognitive dissonance by just pushing to the side and background the many various contradictions, errors, false information, disturbing grotesqueries and anonymously written nonsense and then just pretending it was all instead perfectly divine information and absolutely all true and perfectly this and that or whatever the guru and religion leader was claiming), because instead they seemed strange, not of this world obscure and theological inventions, extremely far-fetched, absurd otherworldly fictional and just primitive foreign deserts Bronze-Iron Age Yahwehism-Jehovahism voodoo filth irrelevant, even most of the cartoons I watched back then seemed more plausible, believable and they even made more sense with an actual point to the story at the end, for example Justice League cartoons; a problem occurs…the heroes have to defeat the villain or villains…drama, mystery, action, suspense…nefarious villain gets defeated..heroes chit-chat at the end being victorious, sometimes a relevant final anecdote or even a humorous final synopsis remark and all is well…stay tuned next week folks! Now that there makes perfect sense and has a point, even He-Man Masters of the Universe, Battle of the Planets and Scooby-Doo similarly made more sense with an actual easily comprehensible plot and actual point at the end of each episode that anybody could easily understand, anybody on the planet would immediately understand what’s going on…they would clearly know who the heroes are, who the villain is and what the villain’s plan is, the various powers and abilities of the heroes and of the villain/villains, where the villain came from, why the villain must be defeated and how the heroes defeat the villain using various means and importantly with no contradictions, heck as just one example you will even know from the start that Zoltar is the villain but he takes his orders from the enigmatic “Luminous One” who’s then actually the ultimate real villain and Zoltar is just his servant minion, even The Smurfs, which was a cartoon I didn’t watch, nevertheless at least also had a straight up easily understandable plot and characters and a point at the end, sure they’re all just fictional cartoon entertainment but at least they made way more logical sense and were way more clearly explained and presented (importantly also the person watching them isn’t being mind control brainwashed into having to believe that every scene, plot and character is 100% real and true or else they could be thrown into the Egyptian Lake of Fire for eternity and the pitchforking and burning worms etc), and on top of that they had credits included also so you know who wrote and made the cartoons instead of them being anonymously made by someone, somewhere at some time (but a talking snake? incestuous garden family? living to be over 900 years old? burning talking bushes that don’t burn they just keep burning but never really actually burn or get burned? wrestling with god and winning? sacrificing burnt blemish-free pigeons, blood magic sorcery and necromancy? (yep necromancy, communicating with dead people/characters, seeing apparitions and visions, receiving hidden knowledge, prophecies or secrets and instances of back from the dead zombieism using incantations/magical words powers is just plain ol’ necromancy…”necromancy is necromancy” no matter which religion or even which puny cult or sect does it or believes it), god-condoned rape of young virgins? talking to and killing a fig tree for nefariously not growing fruit out of season? talking donkey? coin in a fish mouth magic trick? living 3 days in a fish? making deals with demons and then making demon-possessed swine? torturously boring peculiar long-winded speeches? a god battling a multi-headed Leviathan sea monster? six-fingered and six-toed Nephilim giants? all the trees, plants and vegetation growing on earth before any stars, the moon or the sun existed? many fresh newly made zombies risen out of graves walking around the city “seen by many”? ordering killing of infants, children and pregnant women but strictly forbidding shrimp, crab salad, lobster and bacon as abominations? obsessive bloodthirstiness? no cotton-polyester blends garments? threatening and promising cannibalism? stopping the rotation of earth and orbit of the moon? sacrificing a virgin cow and painting dead bird’s blood dots on people to “cure” leprosy? sticks turning into snakes but picking up sticks or mowing the lawn on weekends being a death penalty sentence? Egyptian Lake of Fire? multi-headed human-animal hybrid winged creatures and wheels covered in eyeballs?…..What the heck kind of hocus pocus sorcery and diabolical alternate weirdo world is this anyway? Who conjured up this strange abominable carnival? (will not Lobster Boy, The 4-Legged Woman, The Camel Girl, Elastic Man, The Fee-Jee Mermaid, Jo-Jo the Dog Faced Boy and the Amazing Bearded Lady be there also to be magically healed?), What foul ringmaster from the fiendish calamitous corners of the universe envisioned bringing this transmogrified insane voodoo blood magic circus into town and why? (for the entertainment of the angels perhaps? or for the creepy-crawlies to rejoice and dance about their macabre dance for the stars and moons?). When did this monstrosity story begin exactly or has it always been eternal as a painted clown’s necromantical laugh or a nefarious wizard’s strange bubbling brew? Just what sort of vile brainwashing mind control abominations are at play here? What desert devil or witch evoked forth these and other dross deceits displays and absurdities spells? Where exactly is this strange bizarro-planet anyway? (is it flat or round like ours?), pfff get real I didn’t just fall off the pumpkin truck from Mesopotamia to buy some magical sandals or a basket of magical fruit). Yep, even back then I didn’t appreciate pathological mythomania bullshitism and imaginary hocus pocus being told to me or even coming across it on television by accident, particularly when brainwashing mind control and even more particularly when pathetic displays of faith-shekels seeds begging and fakery tricks is involved. Like I said at my first post, for a very long time and today, in no sense am I follower of Yahwehism-Jehovahism or any of the Abrahamic religions “faiths”, which makes me about as unbiased in my worldview as someone can be, definitely much more so than any of the present-day writers on the Abrahamic faiths topics because they are limited, stuck and controlled in their thinking and reasoning processes.

(Don’t get me wrong though, just because I won’t be at any of those events and being all singing believing or waving my hands in the air for whatever reason etc, or going around buying all the overpriced pointless crap I can get my hands on either, doesn’t mean I’ll be throwing out the whole entire holiday season, that would be ridiculous and dumb (even though I personally have never even been a fan of the holiday since I was a kid, I always hated sitting as a 4 or 5 year old on another fake Santa Clause lap in the mall are some of my earliest memories, I already knew he was fake and I never wore the stupid Santa Clause ring they gave out and never liked listening to any sort of carolling, I liked the tree decorating, the foods, some presents, making snowmen, tobogganing and blinking lights (and getting to taste some sample sips of wine, beer and hooch which was cool and fun), but that was mostly it, even at that time I was already a bigger Hallowe’en fan which was basically the whole month of October and way better cartoons too, oh and New Year’s Eve was ok too of course). After all, I’m Croatian background with a history going back to the ancient Hyperboreans so naturally I’ll definitely be having traditional Croatian holiday foods including some abominational shrimp, crab or shellfish themed recipes, pork tenderloin and bacon (they don’t call it the candy of meats for nothing, plus if I have the pork tenderloin with a cheese sauce it will be doubly an abomination and heretical), stuffed peppers, cabbage rolls and of course beer and/or wine and/or traditional hooch derived adult beverages, because after all it’s all about the Hibernal Solstice/Midwinter festivities customs which goes far back in history, it’s all about celebrating and relaxing during the cold short days and dark Winter Solstice time and the coming New Year season just like in the old days thousands of years ago to even during the Last Glacial Maximum. (you could even say that the snowmen I make today are offspring of the snowmen that they made thousands of years ago). It’s even the original reason for the season everyone knows that, so of course I’m not going to not respect that and my ancestors and their snowmen, that would be disrespectful, offensive and absurd to even imagine, heck it would even make me a loathsome nefarious treacherous traitor spitting on my and their existence).

I’m not going to get into the topics of how and why December 25th was eventually centuries later chosen as the nativity date (Hint; it was already a popular gift-giving, candles lighting, trees and decorations, drinking, snacking and singing etc holiday time celebrated by various pagan religions centered around the Hibernal Solstice, aka Winter Solstice/Midwinter, some of them even already specifically on December 25th), or about the gospels novels scribe’s using cherry picked excerpts of quotes from OT Isaiah, Hosea and other books as a “prediction” as claimed because they’re so obviously taken completely out of context and have absolutely less than nothing to do with anything 800 years and centuries in the future, and the predicted events and results did not happen anyway, and the one’s claimed to be fulfilled were done in the writer’s own day, it’s not difficult to understand, it’s so obvious that all one has to do is just read the passages “in context” and it’s immediately understood that the gospels writers are inventing abstract meanings from a selective tiny partial snippet that aren’t there or even implied to be there…today we call that fraudulent), or about how most of the holiday’s traditions are derived from earlier European pagan religion’s customs and rituals, those are already established facts and known about. I briefly discussed this particular topic among other NT and OT biblical contradictions and wrong information topics at my very first post “National Security Alert: Foreign Telescamvangelists, Cults, Sects“.

And let’s not forget, and it’s something to keep in mind during this very brief examination of this particular nativity story topic…“miraculous virgin births” stories and claims were already very common literary themes and even popular pagan religions tropes for already thousands of years before anonymous so-called Matthew and Luke started writing, fabricating and contradicting (as well as many dying and rising saviours and demigods being already popular also), popular elsewhere first such as the Buddha as one very well-known example, and especially popular already in the area ala Hercules, Perseus, Ion, Asclepius, Dionysus, Helen, Asherah, Sennacherib, Zoroaster, Zalmoxis, Alexander the Great, the Ptolemies, Caesar Augustus, Plato, Romulus, Remus and many others, and they coincidentally often include conceptions by miraculous circumstances and being virgin-born and features such as intervention by a deity, supernatural elements, astronomical signs, escaping, hardships etc (see miraculous births). Actually, the whole “miraculous virgin birth” theme is only just one of the ideas that crept into this one small fringe Jewish religious apocalyptic blood magic sect from various other surrounding older religions in the Levant and Middle East, and which were a direct result of religious syncretism and cultural diffusion not from some all of a sudden new divine holy news scoop by a master of the cosmos to a guy in the desert here and there once in a blue moon (and giving erroneous and contradictory information and occasionally a “vision” in only his mind) as portrayed in the fables narrative (e.g. – baptism; pagan, circumcision; pagan, pork taboo; pagan, resurrection/zombifications; pagan, monotheism; pagan, the apocalypse; pagan, blood magic sorcery; pagan, hellfire/lake of fire; pagan, creation and flood myths origins; pagan, because these are earlier ideas, traditions and customs…from the ancient Sumerians, Babylonians, Mesopotamia, Akkadians, Egyptians, Assyrians, Zoroastrianism, as well as influences from other local Canaanite religions in the neighborhood).

But like I said, let’s see what’s really exactly going on and not going on in these 2 particular presented nativity stories that many people think is just 1 story but isn’t, that many people think they know and only think is real events and telling the same thing but is instead telling different and contradictory stories, as well as the stuff in the stories always left out or not talked about or even questioned by most, many times just because they don’t even know what is written in their very own book/manual (sort of like how we are supposed to believe that dinosaurs and the entire population of humanoids on the entire planet derive from just 3 men about 6,000 years ago, or more precisely all the planet’s nations, peoples and languages (and animals) from just 8 people on a boat about 4,700 years ago, yep nothing questionable or doubtable there so it must have happened just as it’s written by an anonymous someone somewhere without a doubt, to even think about doubting the claims basically equates to diabolical nefarious heretical gentile infidelism)…

You tell’em pastor, the people need them mythomania hocus pocus validations by using your lying fabulist “Pretend Truth” personal cherry picked ad hoc rationalizations and torturous abstract concepts smoke and mirrors gabbing powers, to make them feel all immortal floating zombie special and stuff before lunch (and don’t forget to tell’em about all the zombies, creatures and genderless spacesuit body zombifications too, very important).

…Firstly, so many events, characters and things mentioned by one of these gospels novels is completely missing in the other (of the 4 anonymous gospel novels only 2 of them include a nativity story, the ones today that are so-called “Matthew” and “Luke”, however we don’t really know and nobody has ever known who wrote any of them, all 4 of the writers don’t tell who they are, where they are, exactly when they are writing or even what their sources are). The types of events described in one gospel are impossible to reasonably reconcile with the other, add to that, that all previous mythical gods had biographies written about them pretending they were real historical people (Romulus, Hercules, Osiris, Asclepius, Bacchus, Dionysus, Tammuz, Zalmoxis, Adonis and numerous others), and that many of them had disciples and/or personal followers that were given secret special messages, and even promised eternal life to them after the new superhero resurrected from the dead and floated up to somewhere out there (sound familiar?), then the probability of mythicism in this case becomes even much greater and practically undeniable (also factor in that the first anonymous gospel-novel which eventually had the name “Mark” applied to it by someone somewhere, it doesn’t have any nativity story at all…nothing…Mark includes absolutely no travelling, no magis, no census, no manger, no genealogies, no angels, no visions, no Herod, no amazing UFO-star, no singing trumpeting winged aliens, no massacres of children, none of it, probably because it wasn’t important or he just never knew about it because it wasn’t invented yet? or because the pigeon floating around his head was more impressive and miraculous?).

As just one example…Herodotus in his work “Histories” Book IV (the same book where he coincidentally mentions the ancient Croat Hyperborean tribes of antiquity, but who were also later known as the Veneti as recorded by Tacitus circa 98 CE), he reported about the Zalmoxis based religion which was a belief he encountered among the Getae and Dacians in Thrace around 425 BCE, also attested by Plato and many other writers as a god of the mysteries, living circa 7th century BCE, Zalmoxis was believed to be a former slave, a traveller and then prince who became king and later a religious reformer and teacher of the nation, reappearing alive after being dead and buried for 3 years and eventually becoming a divinity mediating between the earthly world and afterworld, the followers of the resurrected Zalmoxis said he promised eternal life to them that believed in his teachings (which included slavery being forbidden and an abhorrence of slavery, which the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah (and even Jesus), strangely had no issues with and instead actually promoted. so Zalmoxis already is more intelligent than both of them), and that after death they too would be where Zalmoxis was…immortal in “Paradise” eternally…written sources starting from the 3rd century BCE about Romulus the legendary founder and first king of Rome include accounts of him being called “Son of God”, he is born of a virgin into a poor family, hailed as the king, killed by a ruling elite council conspiracy, after his death the land is covered in darkness, his corpse goes missing, witnesses flee afraid after being told “he is risen”, but when he is risen from the dead “at the break of dawn” he then receives a new immortal “bright shining appearance” body, he appears to a friend on the road to the capital city, “ascends” to heaven, then afterwards he is considered an incarnated god…Centuries before Christianity there are accounts and written stories abound about Hercules who’s father was the god Zeus and his “earthly mother” Alcmene, he willingly submits to the 12 labours/punishments, after suffering and dying his body vanishes but he is soon “resurrected” and “ascends” to heaven becoming a living god with a new “divine superior body,” the addition of after-death appearance narratives also accompanies many of these tales similar to Romulus mentioned above, from hero to a god “Resurrecting Hercules” celebrations continued well into the common era until outlawed by the new Byzantine church-state and are even attested by Josephus (Josephus in his Book I of History of the Jews quotes Alexander Polyhistor; “because these men were auxiliaries to Hercules, when he fought against Libya and Antaeus; and that Hercules married Aphra’s daughter, and of her he begat a son, Diodorus; and that Sophon was his son, from whom that barbarous people called Sophacians were denominated.”, and he also cites the 4th century BCE historian Megasthenes who favourably compared Nebuchadnezzar to Hercules). Hercules was eventually also fused with Melqart another of the most ancient of Phoenician resurrected deities (many scholars have shown strong undeniable evidences that the biblical Samson character was largely adapted from Hercules), the earliest ancient inscriptions evidence shows the worship of Heracles was a popular cult already by at least the 6th century BCE…Celsus is quoted by none other than the early (the early new with newly introduced doctrines and theologies) church official censure-fabulist Origen himself in his 3rd century work “Against Celsus” where he mentions that in the 2nd century Celsus reported “a great many Greeks and Barbarians claim they have frequently seen, and still see, no mere phantom, but Asclepius himself” (Contra Celsus 3.24), interestingly though, Asclepius, who was also believed to have raised people from the dead, lived circa. 5th century BCE and his followers soon after his death and resurrection immediately founded Asceplian healing temples and schools (Asclepeion, there are also many “miraculous healing” inscriptions in marble and stone dating from the 4th century BCE testifying to the facts, i.e. – people commemorating and actually leaving behind permanent personal testament inscriptions in marble and stone testifying their thanks for their miraculous healings and cures, not just later anonymous stories and oral fables, with even many instances of entire limbs and missing eyeballs growing back which is something even biblical healing miracles can’t emulate)…

…the portrayed alleged disciples/apostles of Jesus however never even enter the historical record anywhere at any time and they even soon “poof” vanish from the biblical narrative stories entirely, that’s right they just soon disintegrate out of the written narrative altogether being never mentioned again (only much later in the 2nd and 3rd century and later do various new legends appear with various contradictory accounts and hocus pocus), by all accounts according to the written material if they really existed as portrayed and claimed then they instead should have very soon went on to become famous wonder workers and probably even the most famous people in the history of the world, probably even being invited by leaders, kings and even emperors to their royal courts to be taught and amazed about the doomsday apocalypse coming in their lifetime (like a bunch of Peter Popoffs and Morris Cerullos wowing the people across the lands with astonishing gabbing powers and magical astonishing feats). Also considering the alleged Paul character writings take up half of the entire NT (of which 1/2 of the letters are even proven to be later written fraudulent pseudepigrapha anyway which arouses suspicion on all of them by many scholars), then you would think “the 12” disciples would have at least 12 times more letters included in the NT, or at least a significant portion of proven genuine letters from the same early period or at the very least as many letters combined as Paul, but instead it’s just all about “Paul, Paul, Paul”..(Paul believes this..Paul thinks that..Paul hears a voice in his head..Paul sees a light..Paul knows how to read and make up new meanings and abstract cryptic boring theologies concepts to bore people with logical reasoning brains to death..Paul spends 14 years in the desert frying his brains reading OT mythomanias..Paul doesn’t like this or that..Paul is upset about such and such..Paul is special..Jesus changed his mind about lots of stuff and tells only Paul what he really meant..Paul vs. the 12 “false apostles”..(to Paul everyone else is a false apostle though, even people who were Christians long before him while he was instead beating them up and arresting them putting them in prison, because he’s now super-special and “Paul Super-Duper-Apostle” better than the rest)..Paul has the answers and knows the secret eternal mystical blood magic news scoops (just only him though and nobody else on the planet)..Paul and his magical thinking…Paul is going to outer space any day now to get a new genderless spacesuit body..Paul has a mental break from reality then immediately goes to spend 3 years in Arabia..Paul says don’t even bother getting married or having kids because it’s pointless (because you’re new genderless cosmic spacesuit body is already waiting for you and for the new zombies just around the corner)..Paul writes a letter..Paul collects many coins..Paul gets in an Odysseus shipwreck…Paul gets bitten by a snake..Paul hides and escapes in a basket..Paul writes some more letters about new obscure weird mystical cryptic abstract concepts theologies to country bumpkins..Paul and his guaranteed personal doomsday apocalypse and floating genderless immortal zombies in the clouds in new spacesuit bodies happening in his lifetime “guaranteed by his skylord”), but all the while the supposedly “personally handpicked” disciples immediately instead became invisible or just ghosts I guess, because they instead just dissolved into obscurity overnight never leaving any material evidences of their existence, no miraculous miracles powers as promised, and not even entering the real world historical record anywhere at anytime.

(Of course only much later and for centuries including even up to medieval times (and even later still actually), is when various new invented fables emerge and magic powers hocus pocus legends and new “it is saids” and “traditions” suddenly appear and start to be invented, written and popularized (as is usually the case when writing fictions and about fictional people so no surprise there at all, rule #1; when in a new cult or sect it’s important to make up amazing incredible genesis characters and astounding events). That’s when new out of the blue “traditions” suddenly appear, new traditions started that are founded on other unfounded fables and anonymous stories or just brand spanking new invented…”It is said that such and such”…It is said that this and that”…”It is said that…”…a new piece of bone fragment is purportedly and anonymously suddenly found here, a piece of elbow bone found there, a piece of ankle bone over here, a finger bone or bony hand is “found” and another elbow bone is found way over there somewhere by somebody…”It is said that…” (not sure where or by whom but it was purportedly found somewhere and tradition says it can even do various hocus pocus sometimes too, “it is said to belong to [enter name here] and defeated many demons, itchy feet and migraines’), even skull heads appear (even the skull of the same guy being found and located at different places at the same time wow, he was multi-headed?)…”Tradition says this…It is said that…Tradition says that and such and such”, no shortage of new traditions and anonymously found suddenly appearing pieces of bones and fingers that’s for sure (if only actual undeniable proven hard historical facts and undeniable evidences could be found and appear the same way the suspicious bone pieces and dubious magical stories and legends traditions appear). Especially during and particularly after the time of Eusebius (the dubious 4th century controversial exegete who spent his time censuring, fabricating, editing, interpolating, inventor of martyr lists and brand new unheard of before legends for the new religion, more about him later), there was suddenly a new “Martyr Supply and Demand” because as new churches were being built they required “relics” to attach to them so as to wow the local unknowing peasants and give an aura of magical power and especially mainly strengthen their “faith” and “obedience”, entire bodies and skeletons were impossible as proof of course except in very recent cases of someone locally known, so just a new dubious unknown finger, femur, toe or hand found somewhere was good enough to pull it off, “behold this bone of someone people, let me tell you a story about this one, it is said there was once this guy…”, not long afterwards fake relics become big business and even part of power politics…”I need a piece of bone I tell you, I hereby command you to go find me a piece of bone, I need a really, really great piece of bone or finger or head from someone”. Heck suddenly new dubious and anonymously found pieces of wood were all the rage, and then rusty nails suddenly “appear” at opportune times along with a new tradition and “It is saids” again, pieces of thorn bushes, spurious pieces of old cloth suddenly “appear” and are “discovered” also and “It is said”, then even more astounding miraculous claims and traditions and “It is saids” appear…a piece of Noah’s axe or boat, a purported lock of someone’s hair (probably belonging to a disciple or one of the Marys, Johns, Simons or Marks etc, surely it must be how could it not be?), wine from a Cana wedding, a blood stained hanky, even a feather from archangel Gabriel’s wing and much, much more (even these days some people claim to have found a piece of wood in Turkey that was a giant boat and various finger and elbow bones in the deserts). After all, you can’t argue with another newly appeared tradition story and a dubious purportedly found piece of anonymous bone, a hanky or piece of tree from somewhere can you? “It is said” after all and you have to admit that’s pretty undeniable proof and evidence probably).

If there’s one thing that is unequivocally proven, that is without a doubt an absolute fact and known to be 100% factually true, it’s that stories are never in a shortage. There is a human tendency by many people, especially televangelists and scamvangelist preachers, to respond to many of the contradictions and difficulties by just make-believing that no difficulty exists or by greatly downplaying the contradictory error/information that doesn’t fall in line with their reasoning, ideas, agenda or theology to the point of it practically not existing, but it is still written so it does exist (Cognitive Dissonance). The quickest, and laziest, (and most deceitful) way to overcome the problems is to then just pretend that there is no problem…”Oh heck there are no problems everything is perfectly fine, there are zero problems or contradictions what’s for lunch? ham and peas?”. That’s the mighty magics and “power of pretend” and will get the faith shekels seeds into the tax-free temples coffers and expense accounts easier. The “Power of Pretend” is actually quite powerful and amazing when you think about it, anybody can pretend just about anything in their mind, and not even need any proof of anything either (“Pretend Truth” and “Pretend News” was around a lot longer before “Fake News”, it’s basically the same thing). Even little kids know how to play pretend and can even have conversations with invisible made up people and yes even with floating space beings and talking animals better than most adults.

Much like most of the previous magical OT characters and hocus pocus events and historical real world inaccuracies, events described by both the “Matthew” and “Luke” novels writers likewise cannot be reconciled with history outside the New Testament. Both authors disagree and list events that, had they actually happened, could not have escaped public record, and this is particularly evident in their Jesus character dealings which begin from the start with competing contradictory nativity stories.

Before even getting into the fundamental meat of the matter and contradictions of the story, the presented genealogies of the Jesus character are completely different. In the Matthew gospel novel, the scribe writes that Jacob is the father of Joseph, but in Luke he writes that Heli is the father of Joseph. There are also problems in the used 1 Chronicles “lifted” quote by “Matthew” which would imply that his Jesus is a descendent of David through Solomon (oh you know, the king Solomon who had 700 wives and 300 concubines for holy on the side fun supposedly, I think that’s why Pat Robertson named his show “The 700 Club” probably), but the “Luke” writer in his genealogy actually uses his brother Nathan instead, that’s another person entirely and so is a completely different lineage and is just another problem to add to the long list. Also, the lists from David to Joseph are completely different, the absurd genealogies even has the Luke novel laughably go back to Adam (Adam? yep Adam, “Matthew’s” genealogy to Abraham is not good or impressive enough it seems to wow the reader, so “Luke” instead goes all the way back to talking snakes in a garden and duped clueless masters of the garden universe times, so we’re off to a really great accurate historical account start to the story, really great history writing. Besides, if the Joseph character is presented as “NOT” being Jesus’ actual real physical father, then both genealogies are really just futile attempts to link “their Jesus” to anybody on earth anywhere and so it’s pointless anyway, (talk about overcompensating), seriously, the fake genealogies writing authors are shooting themselves in the foot, if Hercules…I mean Asclepius…I mean Perseus…I mean the Jesus character is supposed to be descended from the lineage (from the “seed”) of a David, then how exactly is this possible if Joseph or anybody else on earth are “NOT” his real father giving any “seed”? He’s descended from nobody on earth it says so right in the narrative story and it’s plain to read, there is absolutely no “seed” involved in the birth, so the fake Joseph genealogies are pointless fabrications, absurd and just theological smoke and mirrors rubbish concoctions! The fake cherry picked predictions attempts are only “theological magic numbers” genealogies and they fail big time on multiple levels).

Actually both genealogies are mainly just directly “lifted” (aka plagiarized) from the OT anyway, a straight copy and paste, then just tweaked-edited as each writer wanted symbolic magical numbers of generations in their equations, using of course gematria as the rules (3 sets of 14 in Matthew and both using factors of 7 which is the main important thing for accuracy, everyone knows that). Matthew has twenty-seven generations from David to Joseph, whereas Luke has forty-two, with almost no overlap between the names on the two lists. This is because in reality, the gospels-novels writers had no great desire to fulfill any historical accuracy; just like the OT scribes-authors before them they had an agenda and only symbological requirements and magic numbers calculations for their devised “theological truth claims” (aka “Pretend Truth”), to hell with reality and real facts more or less (also interesting is that the anonymous Matthew gospel novel writer decided to omit and leave out a number of named generations and kings from his “lifted” OT text specifically so he could claim 3 sets of 14 generations equaling 42, however even still his last set is actually only 13 generations so just yet another problem on top of the contradictory “Luke” genealogy problems). Humans genetics, real world history, anthropology, palaeontology etc are not factors in the scam faked genealogies either…obviously. The “Luke” writer also failed to remind in his amazing super-duper wowee genealogy that the entire population of humanoids on the entire planet as told according to his believed version of history-reality, derive from just 3 men and not just only his failed magic man superhero, which would technically mean Jesus was likewise a product of incest (that’s the only conclusion from the written sources and implied information so these gosh darn dang awesome genealogists don’t have much foresight, hindsight or even common sense about these things, because where else are any further humanoids supposed to come from? the magical stork delivered them? a magical pigeon just suddenly made them appear? perhaps). See also “Virgin Birth: It’s Pagan Guys. Get Over It” and “Dying and Rising Gods: It’s Pagan Guys, Get Over It” for more general information.

Strangely also, as is usually the case with the mythomania of all the gospels novels writers though, so actually not strange, they go full steam ahead from the very start just telling their stories, like reading an owner’s manual to a crockpot or Ikea furniture assembly directions, and in this case their nativity story. i.e. – They don’t identify or say who they are at any time or where specifically they are writing, (and not even writing in a language connected to the area where the “plots” and “adventures” take place), or what and who their sources are (since they weren’t even alive or in the area at the time, who the hell are you anyway mr. scribe? all hiding anonymously behind pages and ink and being all contradictory and stuff), they don’t state why the reader should believe them and their sources or why they are good and trustworthy sources, the scribe author doesn’t have any personal thoughts or opinions about anything he writes and claims or why they believe their sources are true (e.g. – …”Hi I’m Todd, I was skeptical at first because it sounded just too incredible and astonishing to believe, but I was told by Billy who knew Ivan who heard it from Monique and Inga who worked at the inn and who’s cousins Hugo, Karl and Sven were shepherds that night so I know it happened exactly like this, and I did a bunch of painstakingly detailed historiography research and fact-checking which further factually proved it without a doubt, my cousin Pierre even knows a guy who has a piece of straw from the manger etc), nope none of that, which are very general basic methods that actual historians and biographers used at the time, and today especially. Instead it’s just anonymously rushing right out of the starting blocks going full throttle with their magical story narrative, hocus pocus and even reading minds knowing what people are thinking in the stories and knowing long and private secret speeches said by people and floating outer space beings, as if there’s absolutely nothing peculiar or fantastic taking place or strange unreal things happening to question or doubt or be surprised at, no personal author’s remarks about something seeming too amazing and impressive or even surprising…everything incredible is reported as just ordinary while more importantly to them they’re building the story “symbolically” and “cryptically”. And there’s no mention of any alternative accounts of the same event when we (as well as the plagiarizing gospel novel author) know they exist and even used some of them, such as the so-called “Mark” cherry picked cut and paste job example, instead they’ll just change the story on a personal whim without mentioning that they are or why they did it. These are just some of the big flashing neon warning signs and obvious markers that we are clearly dealing with a fiction story…more precisely an invented theological fable written after the destruction of the Jerusalem Temple in the late 1st century to fabricate-legitimize an apocalyptic religious sect’s origins and existence and main superhero character introduction, and importantly their connection to OT quoted text excerpts they used (even though they’re cherry picked out of context and not connected in any way whatsoever anyway, as you’ll see). Btw, the original 1st anonymous “Mark” gospel novel writer starts off his superhero Jesus character introduction by only having a pigeon landing on him when he’s about 30 and then given a bath by the camel furs wearing John the locust eater, there’s no nonsensical famous magical traveling adventures and floating singing aliens or a lost ufo, magis, Herod, magical dreams and angels or even any shepherds anywhere.

And just what the heck is going on here? I don’t know why but all these biblical genealogist writers and their glorious Gematria numerology calculations sure are amazing, probably the best genealogists ever (even though the Matthew and Luke gospels are vastly different and contradictory and even have different father’s names of Joseph right from the start). Because most people are very lucky to go back even just to medieval times (seriously, thousands of more times amazing than if a Croatian today could accurately trace their lineage right back to one of the early Croats who lived in and around the Carpathians and northern Central Europe in the Early Common Era, or a German, French and English person today accurately tracing back to the Charudes, Franks and the Britones, Cruithni or Picts, back to someone roasting chestnuts and chopping broccoli in medieval Paris, London or Berlin and similar scenarios, heck even going back to a special person walking around and fishing at the Danube river during the Last Glacial Maximum in Pannonia), but instead these guys can supposedly go right back to the very beginnings of the planet and dinosaurs times even before the invention of the wheel or fire. WOW now that’s amazing genealogy information gathering that’s for sure! (actually it’s also just one of the numerous obvious and proven examples of where the anonymous gospel novels writers of Matthew and Luke are simply inventing different things and arguing with each other).

The 2 nativity stories contain many internal contradictions, they conflict with each other, and also external contradictions when they conflict with known proven verified facts of history. The anonymous scribes-authors of so-called Matthew and Luke without a doubt never imagined that their two books would ever be placed next to each other in a single collection of books (along with the anonymously written so-called Mark and John versions novels). Each author was writing only for their own particular agendas and audiences where they lived (“Luke” even plainly states at the beginning of his gospel novel that he’s writing just only a personal letter to some guy named “Theophilus”, who’s probably just a fellow sectarian cult member…so obviously he must be writing to the entire world and planet then I guess, a great amazing declaration to the world just like telescamvangelists claim), and each of them believed they were writing the one and only true “THE” gospel novel about their Jesus character. We know this because of the mutating, added, reversed endings, omitted and changed information from the original anonymous Mark author, as well as their internal conflicts and correcting of the other previous gospel novel theologies and events which are basically their arguments with each other, that’s right, plain to read in the texts they are arguing with each other, they are not a linear succession of supplementing information, they are actually instead a mutating line of anonymous authors somewhere trying to overthrow and depose the other previous written version, each one is attempting to become “the” one and “the” only official story by adding, omitting, changing information and theologies (the included “John” novel writer is the last one written and a thing of its own way out there in left field, with a new Pentecostal Terminator-Jesus already preexistent immortal who’s totally self-assured about everything and claiming to be a deity, with a new on the scene zombie Lazarus character, having at least a 3 year mission adventure instead of 1 year like the rest and a bunch of other new and changed stuff, characters and ideas not found in the other 3 gospel-novels). As for this particular topic some further points to take into consideration…

Contradictions, Fabrications, Interpolations, Impossibilities, Fraudulent Claims, No Evidences & Believing Your Own Lies Does Not A Truth Make.

If someone wants to tell you, and someone else the next day, when and how their friend was born but gives each of you different dates at least 10 years apart and under very different and non-existent circumstances and including different events and people involved (and then throws in some floating singing aliens in the sky, a lost ufo, an absurdly pointless but also very important famous census travel to Vienna that didn’t exist and even a genealogy to Hercules and even all the way to Zeus), then he probably had a few too many glasses of subpar hooch.

…The anonymous author of Matthew claims that Jesus was born during the reign of King Herod. Luke claims Jesus was born while Cyrenius (aka Quirinius) was governor of Syria. However, Herod died 10 years before Cyrenius became governor. Either Matthew or Luke is wrong on this issue, or they are both wrong. Only one thing is certain: the Bible contains an error and contradictory information regarding the year when their Jesus was born. This is usually a big red flag showing that what we are dealing with is fiction, and it’s just one of numerous red flags to appear even just during these 2 nativity stories alone.

The “Massacre of the Innocents” is not recorded in history anywhere.

The anonymous author of Matthew in his mythomania claims that Herod killed all boys near Bethlehem who were 2 years old or under. No other gospel makes this claim. More importantly there is absolutely no evidence outside the Bible of any atrocity like this ever taking place. Historians recorded many things about Herod who was the Roman client king of Judea. We know he was born around 74 BCE, that he died in 4 BCE, and that he completed many building projects, including construction of the port at Caesarea Maritima and greatly expanded and renovated the 2nd Temple in Jerusalem with Roman aid (destroyed in 70 CE by the Romans). It is recorded in sources that he improved water sources, built water supplies and aqueducts, built roads, built Masada and Herodium and ensured peace and order (again with Roman help and military aid), he leased copper mines, killed his wife and two sons, and did many other things. The so-called “massacre of the innocents” however is missing entirely from any historical record, a very common theme one will realize regarding the OT and NT in general.

Also, the text in “Matthew” implies that it took the travelling magi about 2 years to make the trip or that the birth already took place about 2 years previously when the star first appeared, which both means about 2 years either way, because the text reads that “after” he was born is when the star first appeared. Later in the story Herod after realizing that the magi duped him and weren’t returning to report to him, only then he decides to order the massacres…”in accordance with the time he had learned from the Magi”…and from earlier text…”Then Herod called the Magi secretly and found out from them the exact time the star had appeared”, because why else order up to 2 year old boys to be killed if it was born just days ago, or even a few weeks ago, and because when they follow the “reappearing” star again it leads them to and stops and hovers right over the house, they arrive at “the house” and come across the “child” not an infant in a barn manger (And besides, why even arrive to Jerusalem and then even right to the very throne of Herod in the first place? if they were following the supposed star, which is even the absolute worst place they could have arrived at (why the heck would Herod who is a King of Judea and a Roman client king with armies and great power and authority…let a few travelling foreign unknown astrologer nobodies even approach his palace or property with royal guards security, or why would he even care to waste any time on what they have to say?, he had nothing more important to do than let foreign astrologer strangers tell their astrology tales?), and why not instead perhaps come across something or ask someone else before?, something like…oh I don’t know…maybe…perhaps…possibly…SHEPHERDS!, surely there must have been some shepherds (or other people) out and about doing stuff across the land that could have pointed them on the right track? or why not just another measly angels appearance or dream to set them straight with proper directions?). Even just this farcical story excerpt sounds completely made up and is an incredibly badly planned out adventure by the ufo-star anyway.

King Herod: “Really? travelling magi priest astrologers from the east somewhere? You don’t say? and the guiding ufo star brought you here instead? right to my personal palace and royal counsel and military meetings with my generals and building projects architects and just sauntering right past my armed security battalion and troops? It’s your lucky day though, the Roman senate representative just left and so I have 15 free minutes before some salesmen from Anatolia arrive to show me some magic sandals and a new amazing disappearing coin trick. Well, you’re already so darn close already astrologer magi guys, you just go down that road and then turn left at the fig tree and then it’s only about an hour walk and you’ll hit Bethlehem in a jiffy, you can’t miss it it’s just past that hill over there, btw the local inn there has some darn tootin’ fine tasty goat boiled in milk it’s the absolute best around, I highly recommend”.

As another interesting point, Herod was already around 70 years old at the time, are we to seriously believe that he, or any other powerful Roman client king or ruler with armies under their command, would have felt the slightest bit threatened by some baby being born? or perhaps even stranger still be especially alarmed or even care about some travelling “anonymous” and “unknown” foreign “a dime a dozen” astrologers-priests stories and start worrying about what they think? Because he all of a sudden started panicking that he might lose his kingship when he’s over 90 years old? hehehe pfff as if (Astrologers were a popular “thing” back then and found all over the place, you couldn’t go anywhere without bumping into astrologers and failed predictors and doomsday gurus (and demon-possessed people were a thing too supposedly, practically everywhere you went), and these supposed guys weren’t even Jewish or even native to the country, they were nobody foreign magi astrologers (On top of all that, written sources record that Herod had a number of family members executed because of suspicions they were trying to poison him, he was also still in conflict with and had problems with the Persian’s Parthian empire in the east at the time, even very concerned with Persian spies attempting to assassinate him, oh but now some strange anonymous peculiar guys with a dubious fancy ufo-star story enter his city and even his palace from the Parthian-Persian east and Herod is all “Oh hey there suspicious guys, come on in how can I help you? Do you need some directions to find the new king? Oh sure no problem, happy trails travelling wiseguys enjoy your darn tootin’ swell vacation and hail to the new king!”, talk about ridiculous)…Did the magi point out the lost guiding ufo star to him? the one that got them lost and they couldn’t see and follow and so ended up at the wrong location in the first place? Even reading just this introduction narrative through the eyes of reality and common sense makes it all seem more like a lousy kitsch comedy act (featuring Benny Hill as Herod). Nice try but it all seems very made up and absurd).

The absurd and senseless census in Luke is not recorded in history anywhere.

There is a historical census recorded during the time of Cyrenius. However, that census and no other Roman census ever required anyone to return to their ancestral homes from where they lived 1,000 years ago. There are major difficulties in accepting Luke’s account: his gospel links the birth of Jesus to the reign of Herod the Great, but the census took place in 6 CE, nine years after Herod’s death in 4 BCE, and it was only local in Judea for tax purposes anyway, not an empire wide pointless mass movement of peoples over vast distances.

Chapter 2 of the Luke gospel novel correlates the date of the nativity to the census. – Luke 2:1-5:

“In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should be registered. This was the first registration and was taken while Quirinius was governor of Syria. All went to their own towns to be registered. Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to the city of David called Bethlehem, because he was descended from the house and family of David. He went to be registered with Mary, to whom he was engaged and who was expecting a child”.

Again, no such ridiculous census as described in Luke shown above ever took place, the excerpt regarding Emperor Augustus declaring that “the entire Roman world”, i.e. – the entire Roman Empire, required all the people living in the empire to travel back to their ancestor’s city, would have even been one of if not “the” most major pointless absurd time and money wasting and serving absolutely no purpose snafus of any ruler in the history of the planet…ever (think about it, everybody stopping working in the cities and towns and villages in the entire empire, everyone working in the fields, farming, fishing, making textiles, working on roads and buildings, manufacturing…everything, suddenly stopping and “Well, it’s time to start packing now we got a long census trip to get ready for”, lol that’s so pointless and totally bonkers!). On top of that, the Romans did not directly tax client kingdoms such as under king Herod, and no Roman census ever required millions of people to travel from their own homes to those of distant ancestors from 1,000 years previously. Even in his own history, Augustus himself fails to mention this incredible “miraculous” census achievement but does mention his many other achievements and that’s simply not even remotely credible.

To add even more absurdity into the narrative equation as well as some good ol’ reality…according to the Matthew’s genealogy he lists 27 generations from David to Jesus, and Luke has a whopping 42 generations from David to Jesus. But even if we take just the much lesser Matthew example and then do the math, then that’s 2 to the power of 27 (2^27) which comes out to 134,217,728…that’s over 134 million people!, even using just 1 parent for Joseph (who wasn’t his real father anyway) it still comes out to 67.1 million (“Luke’s” genealogy scenario is even much, much, way much worse and totally mind-boggling at almost 4.4 trillion descendants, and 1% of those descendants coming out to (drum roll…) over 43 billion!, and that’s only just puny insignificant Bethlehem!). Even using an average generation lifespan and only 1% of all descendants being alive at the time period, then it still comes out to there having to be more descendants of David in Bethlehem at the time than there were inn rooms in the entire Middle East, even more inn rooms than in the entire Roman Empire! No wonder there were was no room at the inn! For all the travelling census guests Bethlehem would have needed around 1.342 million inn rooms! (these days back here in the actual “real world” instead of “pretend world” there are roughly around 100,000 hotel rooms in all of Tokyo, then also factor in other towns and cities in the empire and the bonkers ludicrousness multiplies exponentially).

The anonymous Matthew gospel novel writer of course knows nothing about it and mentions no amazing miraculous pointless census, this would be because according to the anonymous Matthew writer they were instead already living in their hometown Bethlehem, so of course there was no need for a fictional census travel adventure from a hometown Nazareth as the so-called Luke writer describes. That’s right! as in already living in Bethlehem from the start! What’s more, we can logically deduct from known sources that the actual real local Cyrenius census was only in Judea and would have been given about 9 years after the supposed birth of a Jesus anyway (unless he was born twice through teleportation and time travel or that king Herod time travel teleported also and then teleported back to die), what we see is just invented theological propaganda at play. Let’s see what other contradictions and very strange problematic presented information there is…

Just like in the OT, if you have the begets then you have the proofs basically, the begets are the unquestionable proofs ipso facto, and if the begets this and begets that go all the way to the first humanoid well then that’s the begets proof right there ipso facto, don’t you have to admit only a fool would think otherwise or ask skeptical or inquiring questions if all the begets are already plainly written right there? Don’t ask pointless inquiring skeptical questions people.

Luke has no Trip to Egypt (and living for years in Egypt), Matthew has no trip to Jerusalem. The problematic irreconcilable dichotomy is present throughout both gospels-novels nativity stories.

This is a big one that gets brushed aside usually by telescamvangelists and fabulist charlatans, so they just pretend the problem doesn’t exist, and that solves that, (you see? the “Power of Pretend” is awesome because you can pretend things do or even pretend things don’t exist whenever you want then, if something exists you just pretend it doesn’t exist, if something doesn’t exist you just pretend it does exist with no proof or evidences needed, it’s biblical and simply awesome and miraculous! Glo-Ry!…I’m waving my hands in the air looking at the ceiling…not really hehehe). In Matthew, Jesus is born in his home town of Bethlehem, they then flee immediately to Egypt after a warning dream to Joseph, and after their return from Egypt “a few years later” (yes “years later”, probably at least 2 years later), they then travel directly to Nazareth to avoid the son of Herod. And remember, in Luke they’re originally from Nazareth.

In Luke, Mary and Joseph start in their home town Nazareth, then travel to Bethlehem for a famous census (that neither “Matthew” or anyone else have never heard about), then they go to Jerusalem, and then return to their home town of Nazareth.

Many scamvangelists and apologists try to create a “super story” in which they combine the travel of the two nativity stories above into one journey, usually selective cherry picking excerpts or a phrase here and there, ad hoc rationalizations, mental gymnastics (a wave of the hand and presto magico) and imagining a real super gospel in their mind using the mentioned “Power of Pretend” methodology, but this is is impossible, and plainly fraudulent again. The Luke writer specifically mentions circumcision on the eighth day and the required purification time. This refers to Leviticus 12, which states when a boy is born the mother is unclean for 7 days, the foreskin is removed on the 8th day, and she must not touch holy objects for 33 days (if Jesus were a girl, Mary would be unclean for 14 days and could not touch holy objects for 66 days). Luke 39 notes that when this 33 day period was complete they returned to Galilee. A trip to Egypt is not mentioned at all by the Luke writer!…instead they went to the Jerusalem temple soon after the birth and then just back to Nazareth (Dang you Matthew novel writer and your Egypt travelling shenanigans!).

Can also be extended and applied to the entire planet and cosmos in the present, the past and even to the future, aka “Pretend World”.

Annunciations, Lost UFOs, Magi, Angels, Shepherds & Shenanigans Oh My!

An annunciation is given to Joseph in “Matthew”, but in “Luke” this is given to Mary. Each identifies the child as the promised Messiah (whatever that means and to whom exactly and for what reasons, “Luke” states that he will be given the throne of David and reign over Jacob’s descendants forever, pfff yeah so… what does that mean to me? Is this supposed to mean something to me? Is it supposed to mean something to me today…to some person living in Japan?…or in the pre-discovery New World?…the indigenous peoples, Mayans, the Cherokee, in Siberia? people living in the Alps? along the Danube river?…in ancient Pannonia, Illyricum, Dalmatia, Germania, Baltics, Gaul, among the ancient Vistula Veneti, Heruli, Helvetii, the ancient Greeks and Romans, the Bronze Age Corded Ware and Hallstatt culture populations, the Goths, Celts, Vandals, Varangians, Liburnians, Etruscans, Thracians, Sarmatians, in ancient India, China, Somalia, Sudan, around the Caspian sea, in New Zealand, Polynesia, Hawaii? etc and so on, this so-called Jacob character is nobody to me and actually means absolutely less than nothing to me and to about 99.99% of the planet because they all had their own kings and leaders…and besides…king David? oh the guy who sleeps with his trusted soldier Uriah’s wife behind his back and gets her pregnant and then slyly and nefariously planned his death on the battlefield to look like an accident just to trickily hide the deed, and he also even already had a bunch of wives and fun on the side concubines anyway, oh what a great holy respectable guy that David Glo-Ry!), according to the Luke writer we have shepherds come to Bethlehem for the nativity scene, this after being told from some glorious singing floating angels in the night sky, but the Matthew writer knows nothing about this. Matthew instead has 3 “Magi” from the east following a guiding star (not kings as wrongly presented sometimes (what kings? of what kingdoms? kings don’t go around travelling on spur of the moment dangerous unknown travel adventures with other kings anyway, that sounds made up), but more correctly representing astrologer magicians and priests of Zoroastrianism or Mithraism, it’s the origins of the modern-day words “magic/magician”, which btw according to the OT laws was deserving a sentence of being stoned to death on the spot which is yet another contradiction problem you can add to the list), following a guiding star that zips around appearing and disappearing and then reappearing and hovering, Matthew knows nothing about any shepherds and angels.

Firstly, nobody can “follow” a star anyway, stars move throughout the night as the earth rotates. The star you see in the east at night will soon be in the west, following a star would be futile and just be walking in circles, stars in our galaxy are all orbiting in a nearly circular path around the center of the galaxy, and so stars especially can’t direct anyone to any specific place. However the guiding star claimed by the anonymous Matthew author in his novel text (anonymous Luke who wrote after Matthew and even borrowed from him knows nothing about it and instead writes his own adventure), it eventually stops and floats above the very house where the new family is living, which is impossible, specifically for the travelling magi from the east (“Hey Magi, it’s over here! This is the place!”), but only after it lost its way and the whole Herod-Jerusalem snafu thing, see also suspension of disbelief (Above is a representation of the purported event, not an actual photo).

However, the guiding star that the magi follow didn’t have Google maps or even a compass, so instead of directly leading them to Bethlehem it leads them to Jerusalem and even to the very palace and throne of the king Herod (in the process ultimately directly causing many thousands of deaths of innocent children…facepalm). In Matthew 2 the presence of the magi in the court of Herod the Great even disturbs the entire temple city of Jerusalem. The royal court, the assembled chief priests and teachers and even the whole city is upset by this the Matthew text reads! Knowing the gossip network we should expect the whole kingdom to be turned upside down by this news.

All the rosy-cheeked jolly merry kids over the years singing all those Christmas carols (and especially that annoying mind control “pa rum pum pum pum-…rum pum pum pum” brainwashing filth mantra song) never really sing much about the Matthew 2:16 “Massacre of the Innocents” episode of the story, because it is an important part of the story remember and the whole reason for the hiding in Egypt for years thing (no, no, no, because whatever you do don’t do that, don’t include that part in the lyrics whatever you do don’t do that, basically the kids are being brainwashed to condone infanticide as being irrelevant or even necessary for the main plot of their superhero and so that it’s actually a good divine cosmic lucky thing or something which is reminiscent of the Israelite-Joshua genocides and infanticides in the OT and just plain creepy), and it happened all just because the guiding star gave extremely awful directions to the magi, but don’t fret they’re just NPC babies characters not that important to the game…I mean to the story, but they do give more bonus points and extra powers to the main player though. And besides, it makes the birth that much more full of gosh dang darn diddly darn dang ding dong doodly darned glorious suspense and exciting drama and all that. Image:

After the chit-chat session Herod soon points them on the right track to where Bethlehem is (thanks for nothing guiding star), and then not long afterwards proceeds to plan to kill all boys 2 years old and under in the area to make sure he rubs out any potential new king competition based on what the Magi told him (Later in the fable the ufo star stops and floats directly over the place, but if the “guiding star” would have just taken them to Bethlehem in the first place instead of to Herod’s Jerusalem, then all the “Massacre of the Innocents” would never have even happened, or at least given an angel warning like Joseph gets to tell them to turn left at the fork in the road instead of right, even the entire Egypt escape adventure would then have been totally unnecessary. Absurdly they actually even did get a dream warning later anyway…”And having been warned in a dream not to return to Herod, they withdrew to their country by another route”. What is going on here? Why not warn them to not go to Jerusalem in the first place, and so avoiding all those babies deaths? Dang you lost guiding star! next time use a dang darn compass I tell you!!!). In a way after reading the story and chain of events, it should be called not the “Star of Bethlehem” but instead more precisely the “Star of Herod” or just “Star of Jerusalem”, because frankly that’s where it actually led the magi astrologers if anywhere.

I should also note btw, that according to Jehovah’s Witness’ official doctrines they believe that the star was instead sent by the “satan” character because they claim their god simply wouldn’t allow and couldn’t be behind the lost star/magis/massacres snafu thing (I don’t know if this mental gymnastics theologizing also applies to the many OT god ordered killings, Joshua’s genocidal military campaigns and infanticides ordered by the god, the claimed worldwide flood adventure which kills almost everybody on the entire planet, the many times the biblical god smites and kills Israelites as well as their enemies back and forth etc), which just goes to show you how how these ancient superstitions and primitive beliefs, ideas and claims just keep mutating and mutating and with different things added and edited out and changed and then mutating some more within the mutation…according to however the cult or sect or guru sees fit to include in their particular alternate universe mind control theologies (more about them and about how the so-called “satan” character is really just an imported concept from Zoroastrianism and other Iron Age Levant religions that is NOT found anywhere in the earliest OT biblical text, and how the biblical satan character is actually really just the same biblical local tribal god character just under a different name, how at first he originated as a personality trait of his, and then only later still transformed (mutated) into a proper noun as a specific personal heavenly errand boy/lackey (aka gofer, before mutating again and “given” a kingdom and realms and his own personal army of angels and even power and authority over the entire earth to rule (instead of being just simply defeated already and out of the picture and problem solved because that would make too much sense or be nonsensical Glo-Ry!), and then later still even miraculously turned into a garden snake who teleports backwards in time and completely duped his maker who had no clue etc), which is even admitted and proven by the biblical text and narrative itself, that can be read at my first post here).

Well that sure is weird, an angel appears to warn Joseph not to go to Nazareth, but didn’t warn the Magi not to go to Herod’s Jerusalem and in the process avoid the whole pesky “Massacre of the Innocents” thing (Well actually they did get warned later not to go to Jerusalem but it was already too late by then they already informed Herod so the damage was done, great going pointless dumb angels), they may be great singers and trumpeters floating around in fancy robes and stuff but what is it with these lazy dumb angels being all forgetful and absurd not using some common sense foresight?, or do they just work for and take orders from a dumbass boss? (you sure as heck don’t want people like that working at NASA or a nuclear power plant or even lighting up the gas BBQ that’s for sure). Next time “Less torturously boring singing and praising and floating…more foresight and common sense” angels.

*(Author’s note – I’m not implying I’m all-knowing or perfect and all omni this and omni that knowing everything everywhere before it even happens…and even before that, but If I was the god character in this story I would have warned the magi to not to go to Jerusalem and visit Herod and instead just direct them straight to Bethlehem (as in…”Pssst, Hey Magi guys down there, take that road on the left and don’t visit Herod, if you do he’ll get all in a ruffle and start slaughtering babies to nix any kingly competition which will make me look bad and unknowing, trust me I know what I’m talking about, oh and be sure to bring along some nifty fancy gifts while you’re at it, gold would be a good idea…happy trails magis!”), that way no innocent babies get killed for nothing and I would come across as a swell all-knowing super-duper smart great guy god and all that instead of a clueless unknowing jerk deity with no prediction foresight powers. But that’s just me and the way I personally roll, just saying).

About 95 percent of the content of Mark’s text appears in Matthew’s text and more than 50 percent of the Mark text is in the Luke text, an undeniable fact and a tell tale evidence of plagiarism. Therefore also evidence of not separate independent authorship as some preachers like to believe and fraudulently claim but it’s instead just a linear mutation of the oldest Mark text (although all 3 synoptic gospels are anonymously written in Greek similar in style to Greek Tragedy dramas and plays and nobody actually even knows who wrote them as the names were applied in the late 2nd century by another anonymous person-editor, they come across more as separately edited versions of a fictional play with different acts-chapters as the author(s) saw fit and that fit best with their already existing ideas, whoever the author’s were). Basically, using other writings as crib sheets/cheat sheets is not authentic independent anything but rather supports the argument that the gospels novels are linear continuation redactions of mythology.
Well, (rubbing and twirling beard thinking)…I think I’m gonna write an accurate detailed eyewitness account of what Jesus said and did the way I saw it, so I think I’ll just plagiarize and copy from this other guy who never even met him, it makes sense to me (the plagiarizing is even worse when you factor in that around 95% of the “Mark” text is in “Matthew” and over 50% in the later “Luke” novel).

Which brings us to the major problem which gives birth to numerous other problems and contradictions, including the 2 nativity stories conundrum discussed so far, that being that the so-called Matthew and Luke gospels novels are mainly separate written works, anonymous Greek written works, which largely plagiarize from the oldest first anonymous gospel novel called Mark, and then add and change information, characters and events to suit their purpose and for their particular audience.

What is the so-called “Gospel Truth” anyway then?…Well it depends which gospel novel you read and believe, with so many errors, contradictions, and added and changed information between them then “Gospel Truth” has the same meaning as “Fiery Snow” or more correctly it actually has no meaning, that’s right, after reading this post you will realize that the term “Gospel Truth” is just pointless meaningless semantics chicanery (as well as an oxymoron), it’s really only just “Pretend Truth” in a person’s mind and imagination. Almost 95 percent of the content of Mark’s text appears in Matthew’s text and more than 50 percent of the Mark text is in the Luke text. However, if wrongly presented as being 3 independent witness sources as many televangelist preachers do, then why would the so-called Luke and Matthew anonymous authors largely plagiarize word for word from a book written by another unknown writer who never met any Jesus character, and never even lived in Palestine or during the time period in question, plagiarizing from a person who was not an eyewitness and not even remotely qualified to be writing any sort of witness books in the first place? Good question.

See what I mean? What is this Yahwehism-Jehovahism blood magic broadcast from the ski chalet foolishness? there’s no skiing in the bible, Mahershalalhashbaz never prophesied unto to ski hills of the Midianites, Moabites, Edomites or Canaanites or of their snack counter pork meatballs and bacon abominations and bubbly beer spritzer heresies. Based on the real known facts of the many irreconcilable differences and contradictions between the gospels novels, then it’s actually completely the opposite and only “Pretend Truth” chicanery as explained above (“Gospel Truth” also being an oxymoron just like “Bullshit Truth”), it’s just an imaginary suspension of disbelief “Pretend Truth” in their mind that needs no proofs or even common sense, and so people who use the term as a claimed actual meaning to propagate their agendas and propaganda ideas are just blatant swindling frauds and dishonest fabulist fabricating liars (and that’s the modus operandi charlatans commonly like to use, to spread their primitive Bronze/Iron Age blood magic death cults theocracy beliefs and ancient primitive superstitions into a one-worlder commie-utopianist marxist inspired identity and personality/reality destroying filth garbage cults theologies into people’s minds, it’s just theological mind control propaganda especially when faith shekels seeds and temples coffers are at stake). Sure it’s a nifty television studio with a nice fireplace, freshly waxed floors, comfy furniture, remote peaceful nature and forest window scenery (which doesn’t even make any sense and is actually a scandalous heretical blasphemy because instead of slyly using non-holy land gentile locations scenery in Colorado it should instead rightfully be window scenery of Jerusalem or Galilee or a giant pigeon in the desert as a proper biblically correct backdrop to his biblical gospelling Yahwehism-Jehovahism bullshitism (when is Colorado or the Rocky Mountains ever mentioned in the bible or by Abraham or Jesus or Ezekiel etc even once? There are various mountains and rivers named…Tigris, Euphrates, Nile, Jordan, Gihon, Habor, Dead Sea, Sea of Galilee, Red Sea, Lake of Fire etc but name me one verse in the entire bible that mentions the Colorado River or Rocky Mountains even once), also in a 2019 interview Wommack claimed that in March 2001, that he necromantically resurrected his own son after being dead for five hours (as well as that he knows 30-40 people who did the same necromancy magic trick, strangely though he believes that cancer is “no big deal” to complain about because it’s god’s plan and he even criticized Christians as arrogant who ask for healing from cancer…”If your kids die tough luck, but I get to zombify resurrect my kids”), so then why didn’t he try to resurrect the prophets Billy Graham, Oral Roberts, Paul and Jan Crouch or Tammy Faye Bakker then? or even why disobey his god’s wishes and blatantly against his will raise someone from the dead that his god personally took and so in effect selfishly stealing his son from his very own god? and why even wait 8 years to tell people about the miraculous zombification and have no doctor’s and official’s statements, no documents, no records or any evidences or verifications or even mention it anyway? and if so why not just open an office or resurrection department at a hospital to raise other non-cancer zombies? that smells of 100% lying scumbag bullshitism too which it is), intro music, fancy markers and bookmarks and company logo coffee cup and some dang darn tootin’ fine nifty swell shirts and loafers, but that doesn’t fool me or even mean anything, he’s even got that famous pigeon in the logo but that’s just slinging the same ol’ hash that even Benny Hinn uses, pigeons are a thing with these types (Heck, I’m even willing to wager 25 shekels, a 3 year old red heifer without defects or blemishes, 2 pigeons, a goat not boiled in its own mother’s milk, 10 virgin concubines, a bushel of unleavened bread and a bowl of oil that he sends Christmas cards to Joyce Meyer, Pat Robertson and Kenneth Copeland probably, is this the sort of people you want teaching your kids actual real world history lessons? Exactly). And besides, what the heck does he think he’s doing anyway? (and similar fabulists). Everyone knows how to read, even 5 year olds know how to put letters together to make sounds, put them together to form words to make sentences to make meanings, even a half baked moron knows how to read. What real people want to know is who really wrote it, when was it really written? in what language? how many versions are there and what are the actual sources it came from? where? why? for whom was it actually written for? etc. Real people don’t want just personal ad hoc rationalizations, cherry picked mental acrobatics, absurd fables and sleepy nauseating long-winded ramblings and primitive abstract concepts theologies pretending as personal invented gabbing ideas as being real world history and reality. Are we to believe that the viewers don’t know how to read like a 5 year old then? That’s just plain disturbing, I had no idea there were so many adults out there in tv land that still needed their bedtime stories and fables read to them by lying shekels-charlatan strangers, it’s even shocking, just go take some English class reading lessons somewhere they’re usually absolutely free, heck you’ll be able to put letters together to make sounds and then words, sentences and meanings in no time.
#gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth
Gathering the glorious mythomania temple shekels of the nations with cherry picked fabricated magical thinking fables and contradictions since 1947, one of the most popular fabulist apostle-witches of the 20th century.
Just some of today’s unscrupulous deceitful “Yahweh-Jehovah Liar’s Shekels-Club” wannabe prophets and apostolic-witches spreading their personal pretend world magical thinking, preaching-gabbing about a fictitious invented mythological Jesus character instead of Paul’s original 1st authored apocalyptic doomsday yom kippur spacegoat celestial Jesus skylord character. “If there are tax-free temple shekels bullshitism faith seeds buckets to be filled, the people will come and the temple coffers shall overflow in abundance and blessings of fabulism, fraudsterism and fake miracles chicanery”. – Yahweh-Jehovah aka “The Lord”, “The One and Only Big Kahuna of Jerusalem”, “The Best Flood-Maker West of Mesopotamia”, “The Awesomest Genocide-Maker in the Milky Way”, “The Lyrical Master of All Demons and Their Demon’s Demons”, “The Best Hocus Pocus Maker Since The Ice Age”, and “The Blood Magic King of Zion” etc. (Strangely these various elite apostles-witches in their delusional pretend world magical thinking also believe Jesus was God..but also even the new real Adam…but also God..however he was also actually Adam..he was God and Adam..and supposedly clearly Adam and God..???..but where’s Eve then? and will she be Yahweh’s wife or will she get yet another Adam who’s just “only” an Adam? (just an Adam, not an Adam who’s a son of god and god and an Adam who’s also god etc), or will she be the wife of the Jesus Adam?, who’s actually the real Adam, who’s actually Yahweh, but will the Virgin Mary be upset then that her son who is God is also Adam which would mean she actually gave birth to Adam and not to the son of god who’s actually god who’s actually the new Adam. Also, Jesus’ god is Yahweh anyway, not the Elohim (plural gods) who actually made the first Adam in the genesis fable book, which would have to mean the plural Elohim is Jesus who’s also Adam now and who also created Jesus who is actually Yahweh which is then actually him creating himself, i.e- the Elohim who created Yahweh who created Jesus who is the Adam who is the Elohim that created Yahweh that created Jesus as the Adam etc, also will there be another talking snake and magical fruit also? But the Garden of Eden and talking snake was in ancient Mesopotamia anyway (modern day Iraq), which meant he was Iraqi and not even Jewish, which would mean god is Iraqi, which would mean Jesus is also. And besides, was God the first Adam too? and was it Yahweh or the plural Elohim? (or was it the Elohim who created Yahweh), and if the biblical God (either Elohim or Yahweh) had killed Jesus as he planned from the start then that’s the same as when the first Adam died and so both Adams died and were actually not immortal, and that would mean Yahweh was actually 2 Adams then? (well he made one of the Adams anyway but is just taking credit for 2 Adams when he shows up way later to Abe the travelling sorcerer guru in Mesopotamia), or actually why not even be the first correct Adam in the first place and then not even have to make another Adam and then kill yourself later anyway? Killing your own Adam which you made and is actually you seems like making a lot more pointless complicated work for yourself needlessly for no reason which is inefficient, that seems to make much more sense. But why not make the 2nd Adam be born to Abraham’s wife, or Moses’ wife or heck even Noah’s wife? that would have even been the ideal perfect time…after the flood and then presto!…a brand spanking new world and so a brand spanking new Adam too, problems solved. Also, why didn’t the biblical God (either the plural Elohim or Yahweh), or Jesus or even either of the Adams who were God supposedly…why didn’t any of them or maybe even all of them tell us from the start about this secret magical abstract multiverse? or at least not even make the talking snake who caused all these multiple Adams in the first place? What about the older Zoroastrian Adam? and the even oldest version Epic of Gilgamesh Adam? from which the later biblical Adam originates from so he’s the first original Adam, will there be a final Battle of Adams? sort of like a Battle Royal and the last Adam standing is the victorious real Adam? How many Adams does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Also, what if Darkseid or Thanos attempt to install their own Adam? or if the prophesied reptilian-aliens from the outer rim beam down to their underground hidden base in Antarctica as predicted by someone somewhere and then send forth their armies of multi-headed mutants on scorpion-tailed laser beam-breath horses and chariots commanded by their own Adam to attack Jerusalem, Babylon and the pyramids and then take over the world?). And that’s without even getting into the second Eve scenario which complicates things even much more, as in will she be the mother of yet future Adams also just like the first Eve was? Will there also be a second Noah then also and all those similar types? This pretend world magical thinking and weird mystical magical abstract cryptic theological construct ideas of these dubious apostles-witches and their mindless mind controlled minions is really boring, dumb, absurdly pointless, esoteric jimble jamble and just sounds made up and so deserving absolutely no faith shekels seeds.
And you’ll also notice, which is very strange as well as heretical and blasphemous against Jesus and his tribal Yahweh-Jehovah god and their older superheroes, that all the televangelist and scamvangelist and their fellow loyal minions types never ever at any time wear the authentic real “Ugly Christmas Sweaters” around the holidays, but why not? Instead it’s usually the heathen heretical pagan European Hibernal Solstice themed symbologies and characters ugly sweaters (such as those heathen rabbits, elves, ducks and deers, bears, diabolical sleigh riders, snowmen and nefarious trees and snow flakes instead of rightfully having camels, scrolls, possessed lepers, lamps and bible characters, I’ve even seen some have abominational lobsters and pigs on them, heck as far as I know there’s not even any frikin snowmen in the Levant and deserts anyway for Cripe’s Pete’s sake!). That sure is weird…but then again as ugly and ridiculously nauseating as these real Ugly Christmas Sweaters are, I actually would like the telescamvangelists and their believers types to wear them, because that would be hilarious and a segue for so many awesome jokes, jokes guaranteed to liven up any boring dull office party or dinner table without a doubt.

But more perplexing and problematic, why the heck start adding a whole bunch of different contradictory information including changing and reversing events, or more interesting to note why would the anonymously written Mark gospel leave such supposedly basic fundamental important information out of his book in the first place? (but he strangely mentions a young man fleeing naked during the arrest of Jesus because that’s more important to know probably than just resurrecting and floating to the cosmos like a balloon?).

In a nutshell…

Anonymous Mark gospel novel author: “I’m the gospel truth”…

Anonymous Matthew gospel novel author: “No, I’m the gospel truth! plus I have a genealogy to Abraham, exciting magi shenanigans, a trip to Egypt, baby massacres, an appearing, disappearing and reappearing ufo-star, visions and dreams shenanigans, coin in a fish mouth magic trick and even lotsa zombies walking in the city seen by many”…

Anonymous Luke gospel novel author: “No no! you’re both wrong I’m the secret news scoops gospel truth! plus I have a genealogy to Adam and the talking snake, a great big census plot, an exciting adventure trip to Bethlehem, floating glowing singing aliens and amazed shepherds”…

Anonymous John gospel novel author: “No no no!, To hell with you guys, all 3 of you are wrong and way, way off, I’ve got the real secret news scoops gospel truth I tell you! plus a new hocus pocus zombie Lazarus character, a water into wine magic trick just like Dionysus, a 3 year mission not a measly 1 year like you amateur bubs, and a whole lotta new mystical esoteric cryptic theological Gnosticism abstract conceptualizations galore, and even multiple endings…Woo-Hoo!”.

For instance Mark starts his story off after Jesus being given a bath by the camels fur wearing John the locust eater (and honey he supposedly scraped from tree bark crevices, being an obsessed deranged holy man prophet is awesome), his Jesus is peculiar and very secretive and even unable to perform miracles at certain times, Mark does not include any information about any miraculous virgin birth or nativity scene or a super genius ‘tween Jesus who disobeys his parents and wows the elders in the temple by reading, and there’s no insinuation or doctrine of any divine pre-existence either (strangely decades later the anonymous John gospel writer does a 180 degree turn and writes almost exclusively about and highlighting the pre-existent theology aspect), “Mark” doesn’t include an amazing walking on water scene or raising a dead Lazarus, in Mark he’s secretive always speaking in parables so much so that even his own disciples don’t understand what he’s talking about and the parables were meant only for them anyway and not anyone else (“Mark” also doesn’t go on to explain the secret meanings or the point of many of the parables), in “Mark” his disciples basically come across as bumbling, forgetful and obtuse lackeys most of the time and at the end of the story as fleeing cowards (and soon disappearing from even the NT historical record completely, just vanished poof). (e.g. – after the feeding of the 5,000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish “miracle” story, then just a few days later the disciples are confounded and bewildered about how in the world they were going to feed 4,000 people with 7 loaves and 2 fishes, they’re greatly perturbed and not sure what to do about the predicament…but it’s basically the exact same bloody situation!, geez talk about short term memory and being obtuse as if just falling off a pumpkin wagon, they don’t even come across as real people but instead as clueless fake supporting actors behaving more like 12 stooges), unlike Matthew and Luke, Mark makes no attempt to amazingly trace Jesus’ ancestry back to King David, Abraham or Adam with a wowee genealogy such as the contradictory genealogies found in Luke and Matthew, in Mark he is simply just “a son of Mary” and Joseph is not even named, he’s just a man who gets hocus pocus powers only after the pigeon thing.

“Master Rabbi, we got another great big but hungry crowd again and only 7 loaves and 2 fish this time, how the heck are we gonna feed them all this time?”
Far from being an isolated instance, all throughout all 4 gospels novels (and the acts chapters), the disciples characters repeatedly and continuously are portrayed as bumbling mistakes prone fools, and not even as actual real people but instead more like just fictional characters in a supporting role. During a whole year (or 3 years in the so-called John novel) they remain as incompetent, confused and not understanding what’s being said or done at the end as they are at the beginning of their adventures (sort of like never talking to their guru, asking questions, having informational conversions and explanation talks etc, they just only follow around in the background somewhere as uninformed as the people they come across, even other people in the novels act strange not like real people or equally as fools…in the 4 greatly contradictory empty tomb finale scenes the women already know there’s a huge stone in front of the entrance, but they decide to walk there anyway knowing they’re not strong enough to move it themselves and then only on the way they ask themselves “who will move the stone?”, geez talk about not much common sense foresight with these people. The answer though is plainly evident…the anonymous novel writer knew he was going to write in the stone as already moved and even include glowing aliens etc, so there was no need for the women characters to bring along more people to move the stone or to ask common sense questions at the beginning). Many scholars and historians, including the biblical scholar and former pastor Robert M. Price in one of the videos below explains it very plainly because it’s plain to see, they are intentionally written up as confused not understanding bumbling fumbling supporting character fools (sort of like soccer and football players as an example), because they always have to be wrong so that the Jesus character (who portrays a guru coach) can always be right and have to explain and correct them constantly…for the benefit of the reader, they are essentially literary devices made intentionally dumb so as to make the main character-superhero seem amazing. Dense bumbling lackeys and followers were even already a time-honored popular literary device motif used for many centuries, seen in the works of Homer and the OT repeatedly and being well known. Even analogous to the Israelites following Moses in the desert for 40 years in the Exodus fable…not understanding, unbelieving, forgetful, uncommitted, even being constantly punished and murderously smited for their bonehead actions, for their regular mistakes, for not following orders and for even just their grumbling and complainings, they just never get it. And yep, he was the rabbi leader of the very small apocalyptic mind control doomsday sect, a very by the book strict ethnocentric Jewish Rabbi character totally obsessed with apocalyptarian and Moses-based blood magic sorcery theologies.

Among many other problematic inconsistencies probably the most surprising is the ending of Mark, where the Jesus character basically is quickly sentenced by Pilate because of the Sanhedrin’s consensus and he doesn’t much complain or have any discussions or speeches at any trial, he soon dies fairly quickly after being abandoned, and in the original ending there are absolutely no post-resurrection appearances of any Jesus to anybody at anytime whatsoever and no words or promises spoken either (Waaa? No resurrection? you must be confused of course there was a resurrection that’s supposed to be the most important part of the whole book plot and the entire world history you imbecile, why would he leave out a resurrection and the teleporting and zombies if that’s the most important thing you lying heretic infidel storyteller”…but nope it’s actually not in there according to anonymous “Mark” so it probably wasn’t that important to know, not as important as that running naked guy because that there is some important information that the reader needs to know). How is it then that the later anonymously written “Luke” and “Matthew” novels (and “John” after them, the John scribe-author for his theological mind control propaganda even changes their 1 year missions into a 3 year mission and adding a new risen Lazarus zombie character and other things) reverse and change endings, events and other things and then add so much more events, information and contradictions after plagiarizing a huge chunk of text material from a guy writing in Greek who was NOT an eyewitness and who’s not even supposed to be in the loop? Good question again.

What does this even mean? (I’m gonna buy my ornaments and pointless bric a brac at garage sales or the dollar store thank you very much). It’s really strange how all these fabulist charlatans with their shekels faith seeds schemes are really just disseminating mainly primitive Bronze/Iron Age Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Zoroastrian and various Canaanite pagan religions abstract concepts, behaviorisms, ancient superstitions and deserts blood magic sorcery theologies of an invented tribal warrior deity, and all the while standing in front of heathen infidel European pagan Hibernal Solstice trees and decorations and probably even eating shellfish and pork abominations snacks and foods, see previous posts here and here for more about that.
The god’s rapture-food infomercial shekels prophet apostle-witch and savior of America Jim Bakker, is wowing many with apocalyptic rapture-food for an already 1,900 year old failed nonexistent rapture (and since payment for the buckets is called a “gift” or “donation” there’s no income tax for prophet Jimbo which amazed many and many were amazed Glo-Ry! #elationface).
Many people are not aware that during all the multi-headed and bodied winged anthropomorphic creatures, and rivers of flowing blood, and beasts and dragons out of the sea, and strange beings, winepresses of blood, lamps and trumpets and falling stars to earth, horses with lion heads breathing fire, smoke, sulfur and with tails of biting snakes, smoke from the abyss and scorpions (and the Euphrates river drying up also of course) and avoiding all the swords, the prophet Jimbo Bakker’s freeze-dried soups and meals buckets will ensure your tummy is full for the lord and new immortal zombie spacesuit body.
What does this even mean exactly? 241 servings? Staying Alive?, I have never in my entire life ever seen people singing and so excited and joyously clapping over 30-year shelf life pancakes, pinto beans and potato flakes? (I would actually like to see that at the grocery store for a more glorious rapture-food shopping experience, maybe around the frozen foods or vegetables section, I want more singing and clapping when I’m buying my carrots, breads and frozen perogies dammit!), but the Bee Gees were disco-demons anyway everyone knows that, this is all very problematic, absurd and contradictory….♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫
Just in case the reader may not believe me about the above statement, here’s unequivocal proof that the demonic satin-jacketed Bee Gees song is filled with satanic lyrics, one can clearly hear nefarious lyrics such as “Hey man I’m a Satan…I am one and you’re one….Haaaaiiiiiiilllll…ha ha ha ha ha I’m gonna get you!” (while even outrageously pointing towards Venus-Lucifer to summon forth the multi-headed Leviathan-Dragon from the abyss to smite the nations)…among other even worse disturbing demonic phrases I can’t mention here because of their graphic abominable evilness which would shock the internet world probably. It’s quite obvious and even a fool could see that Jim Bakker and his apostles-witches gang are in diabolical league with the Beezlebub Gees and that’s a fact people. (and combined with the already proven and known about dark underworld demonic lyrics hidden in many Abba songs from the time also (coincidentally at the exact same time that prophet-witch Jimbo was gaining popularity with his televised kabbalist shekels faith seeds witchery), then their tentacles of diabolical deceit are evidence of various infernal things, I might do a post about the topic down the road).
And remember it’s just like god’s infomercial rapture-food prophet and apostle-witch Jimbo says, when you’re out there trying to avoid getting killed “by sword” and things riding “chariots” for some reason (watch out for those swords and chariots people!), remember you have to dig a latrine first with the foldable shovel that can fit in your backpack, and only then you can enjoy the yummy rapture-food, it’s biblical or something people! #LATRINE.
Pssst! God’s Infomercial prophet apostle-witch Jimbo! Newsflash…the stories you’re making up were supposed to have happened over 1,900 years ago 100% guaranteed and the Paul character has already been there and done that and failed miserably (don’t you even read your own book?), a total snafu disaster, so you’re flogging a 1,900 year old dead horse and just really embarrassing yourself now…and others…hehehe (although I heard the Creamy Potato Soup Bucket is supposed to be good for cleaning bathroom grime, stove top degreasing, as a glue and hair conditioner also which is a plus and practically miraculous). Besides how typical with these types of pointless humanoids, with all their dear precious brothers and sisters and children starving and having various diseases in the world but they’re much more concerned about living to be 120 years old in their bunker cave so as to be chosen to float up to the clouds in their new genderless immortal zombie spacesuit bodies to rule the world from Jerusalem. (But I guess you sure don’t gosh dang darn diddly darn dang ding dong doodly darned want to meet a floating space alien in the clouds in your brand new immortal genderless zombie spacesuit body on an empty stomach. Mmmmm apocalyptic rapture-food there’s nothin’ better…creamy potato soup bucket and freeze-dried 30 day fiesta bucket enchiladas, yum!). Hey you lady enjoying the rapture-food!, did you dig your latrine first?!

If you were writing a personal eyewitness account about someone or something wouldn’t you write from the very start about the way it was and the way you saw it in your own personal words? Would you even write a biography and quotes used about someone living in a city from 1920 and then just plagiarize 50% to 95% of some other person’s written work who wasn’t even alive at the time or living there or even see or witness anything? (Plus televangelists like to insist that the anonymously written “Mark” text was written around 70 CE, however today and for quite some time we know that is very unlikely and is only the hypothetically earliest date possible after the Roman destruction of the temple during their Siege of Jerusalem, many scholars are actually of the opinion based on studying the text material fragments that “Mark” (the Mark version known today) was probably written circa. 90-120 CE or most probably even later, and all the gospels probably as late as the 3rd century, circa 200 CE, because what they read like before that we don’t know because there’s no sources or fragments). Basically the only thing that can be gleaned from the text of the oldest first anonymously written “Mark” author story with any certainty is that the Jesus character was a man with human parents who was eventually sentenced to death with the Sanhedrin’s urging and then he soon died fairly quickly never being heard or seen again by anyone, with no later added text about walking through walls afterwards or zombifying floating to the clouds or a babbling in tongues party (hint-hint scamvangelists and your infernal verbal diarrhea) or any promised miracles and snake handling superpowers etc. Mark’s story simply ends with some scared women running from a tomb with some guy sitting inside and then saying nothing to anyone about anything and then close the curtains and put on the theatre lights basically, end of the movie folks and please remember to put your litter in the bin on the way out.

In a way the Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc gang really are like today’s unbiased researchers, biblical scholars and investigating mythicist academics and others who are finding, examining and exposing all the numerous contradictions, failed predictions and claims, historical inaccuracies, primitive pretend world cosmology errors, forged, censured and interpolated fraudulent text materials evidences, Bronze and Iron Age origins of the fables, abstract concepts, magical thinking and blood magic behaviorisms, examining the religious and cultural syncretism, diffusion and patterns of mutating cults and sects pretend world theologies in the shared geographically coterminous areas etc and much, much, much more (where even just asking any questions, disbelieving or even just doubting any textual or theological guru claims could have gotten them and anyone else killed for not believing not that long ago), and of course including as part of their examinations today’s known and proven real world evidences from scientists, archaeologists, paleontologists etc (right from the talking snake who duped the smartest god of the garden and the first original incestuous Adam’s family times to Joshua stopping the earth from rotating times to 2,000 demon-possessed swine times and all the way up to floating freshly made immortal spacesuit body zombies to the clouds, multi-headed and bodied winged anthropomorphic creatures, beasts and dragons out of the sea and horses with lions heads and tails made of biting snakes times), which put the final nails in the coffin, or the pretend coffin or whatever. And of course easily proving that telescamvangelists and similar lying fabulist con artist charlatans really are just bullshitism shekels seeds actors pure and simple.

However, there’s even much more problematic issues regarding dates beyond what I mentioned above. Believe it or not even the Jesus mentioned in the Jewish Talmud has described Jesus as living around 75 BCE, one Talmud account tells that “Jesus the Nazarene” was stoned and hanged to death by the Jews on the Eve of Passover as well as that Jesus is being punished by boiling in hot bubbling excrement (shit/dung) because he practiced magic and deceived and led Israel astray (Well there you go, he was a bad, bad, bad Jesus trying to lead astray Israel so now it’s the bubbling boiling shit pot punishment for him, he broke the laws of Moses after all which were given by Yahweh-Jehovah god himself and so he rightfully suffered the consequences, and it’s written right there in the text). It’s interesting to note although not particularly correlated to this example, that the very name Israel actually and literally means “fighter against god” or “the one who fights/wrestles against god” (Yisrael) which is very interesting to say the least. Whether you believe any of the biblical stories or not, either way you have to admit that the Jesus character in the narratives was ultimately put to death because he broke the laws of Moses, which were laws given by god. There are accounts that have Jesus being crucified under Alexander Jannaeus (83 BCE), “Jesus the sorcerer” is noted for being executed by the Hasmonean government which lost legal authority in 63 BC, or in his 50s by Herod Agrippa I under the rule of Claudius Caesar (41–54 CE).

And many other facts that are interrelated with the topic which add much more problems, such as even the dates of the gospels novels themselves and the amount of different gospels that were circulating (and for how long?) since the earliest period of the later mutating so-called “Christian” religion. It’s a fact that the vast majority of people don’t even know or put any thought into exactly who, when, where or why the various text came into existence or even which audience the text was actually written and meant for, when they read the OT and NT text (unless you’re an ancient Israelite in ancient Canaan battling the Nephilim it isn’t even meant for you anyway). For instance all NT papyri examined have numerous scholars who give a more accurate date of the late 4th century, not 1st century as many wish, claim and would like people to believe. The book of Acts is dated based on the Gospels and church tradition which didn’t even exist yet at such an early time period (prognosis: interpolations and inserted text chicanery). Paul material is dated based on Acts. The earliest access to any Pauline texts that church tradition “claims” is around 150 CE having been found by Marcion, however evidences show that all of the later gospels fragments are post Emperor Antoninous Pius and Luke is probably as late as Emperor Commodus at the turn of the 3rd century CE. However most people are not aware there were numerous Gnostic and mystery religion themed “Gospels” already in the 1st century which were all considered the earliest so-called “Christian gospels” (about 90 gospels at least and many more letters, codexes, scrolls, books and text material, many, many cults and sects and each one claiming to be the truth), these and later adapted ideas from previous Platonic, Gnostic and Jewish Hellenistic philosophy and other older mystery religions characters, powers and concepts, ala Philo, Cerinthus, Zalmoxis, Zoroaster, Dionysus, Orpheus, Prometheus, Mithras and many others, which mutated multiple times in various ways through the later centuries of editing, additions, removals and censurings (ala the good ol’ Eusebius’ fabrications and many others) only then eventually leading to what can be generally considered the 1st bible only in the 4th century (although different bibles were also to be found including different gospels and letters, the 4th century Codex Vaticanus and later Codex Sinaiticus were both written in Greek and both are missing numerous text paragraphs and phrases that are found in today’s bible versions (Why? ask Benny Hinn…which obviously means they were “inserted” later by anonymous translators and scribes, by whom and when exactly? good question).

When the failed apocalyptic cult leader Rabbi Jesus character wasn’t going around doing magic tricks, curing fevers, bleedings and making demon-possessed swine, he had to hide the dinosaur fossils so as to prove his genealogy goes directly back to Adam and the very beginning and origins of the planet and universe, so then people and archaeologists these days finding them must be skeptical infidel gentile heretics intentionally disobeying the truths of god and his bible word which he wrote, which is blatant nefarious necromantical diabolicalism pure and simple and deserving the eternal hellfire and pitchforking.

The Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus are the 2 oldest bibles dated to the circa. mid-4th century, they also have books material that are different from each other, so today we have material they don’t have and they have material different from each other, and it’s material we don’t have in any version, on top of that today we have text material that neither of them had (and the same goes for many other texts from before that, many of which are vastly different, later deemed heretical by so-called “church fathers” gurus). Acts and the letters of the purported Paul character (and writers speaking/writing for already long dead Paul, aka pseudo-Paul and “Pauline” letters by scholars) are especially comprised of numerous contradictory “patchwork” letter fragments with much gnosticism and mystery religion beliefs and abstract esoteric concepts included, (even the character Paul is obviously a Gnostic according to many scholars because he never even speaks about an actual earthly life of any earthly physical Jesus character ever and he knows absolutely nothing about any earthly life, earthly birth, words or parables spoken, no disciples, miracles or any events that took place and he was even alive at the time…supposedly, he never even quotes any Jesus character not even once which is very strange (It would have come in handy if he would have reminded his audience “Remember when Jesus said this or did that thing….”, don’t you think so and wouldn’t that make sense and solidify his position to listeners/readers? Instead he obviously knows nothing about any earthly life of any Jesus character walking around and doing things on earth), Paul’s written letters instead revolve around a hazy blurry vague enigmatic “Christ” character in space somewhere who resurrected somewhere in the cosmos after being crucified by mutinous angels Archons somewhere in the nebulous ether layers of outer space (just like numerous other much older pagan religions superhero characters likewise resurrected themselves as saviors for their followers then giving eternal life to followers, because if you want lots of followers to be wowed your superhero simply has to resurrect from the dead basically, resurrecting saviors were popular fads already for centuries, it was a thing).

To show just what sort of convoluted, mixed-up, contradictions-filled, dubious, tangled, complex and perplexing labyrinthian maze the early centuries of the new religion were and of their written materials, and in many cases gospels being vastly different from each other holding very different views and beliefs…As mentioned above the Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus are the 2 oldest bibles dated to the circa. mid-4th century, they also have books material that are different from each other, so today we have material they don’t have and they have material different from each other, and it’s material we don’t have in any version, on top of that today we have text material that neither of them had. It is thought that there were as many as almost 100 or more different gospels circulating in the earliest centuries before any of the first bibles, Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus, were manufactured. It is such a bizarre incongruous problematic situation and endeavor that the further back you go to attempt to learn the original sources and beliefs of the religion and clarify any very basic fundamental foundational “original” beliefs, characters, events and premises from the earliest writings, that you instead actually know less and less and less and are instead confronted with a wall of mythomania confusion, and then enter a murky void and a wide churning sea of conflicting beliefs and then bombarded with many different stories, ideas and narratives swirling in a vortex of theological affiliations, groups, cults and sects (i.e. – the person may have hoped to find a kernel of unquestionable evidence and without a doubt proof about something being fact or at least a correct view about something, but then soon realizes they have instead opened a Pandora’s Box of stories, characters, events, hocus pocus, magical thinking, hyper-superstitious primitive behaviorisms, abstract concepts and theologies all going on simultaneously during the same early centuries). And you then also learn from the earliest writings and information that up to and even after the Council of Nicaea in 325 CE that the greatest enemies and threat of the now so-called “church fathers” and new state religion were not the Greeks, Romans or even any other Pagan peoples at all, but instead actually “Christians”, yep “other Christians”, Christians who followed the various other and oldest original written sources and stories. Basically the first 3 centuries of Christianity was an unknown mysterious forsaken abode of mythomanias and Christians at war with each other along with constant charges of heresy back and forth, there actually wasn’t even a specific authoritative legitimate defining of what the religion’s specific beliefs or sources were until forced to come up with some very basic premises at the 4th century Nicaean Council initiated by the emperor Constantine, as in come to a basic agreement about what the religion is about very soon or else, and then presto-magico a new religion for the empire is born, How’s that for bizarre labyrinthian, scandalous and outlandish peculiar? Before that Christianity was mostly a 3 centuries long free-for-all full of disputes, arguments, condemnations, back and forth heresy charges and with no actual “official beliefs”. And if that wasn’t bad and problematic enough, they are all pseudepigraphical or anonymous written gospel works, anonymously written just like the eventual gospels-novels that bibles have today. Just some of the gospels written during those early “pre-1st bible” centuries are…

Gospel of Anonymous (author unknown, name “Mark” applied later)
Gospel of Anonymous (author unknown, name “Matthew” applied later)
Gospel of Anonymous (author unknown, name “Luke” applied later)
Gospel of Anonymous (author unknown, name “John” applied later)
Gospel of Thomas
Gospel of Truth
Gospel of Nicodemus (also known as the “Acts of Pilate”)
Gospel of Barnabas
Gospel of Gamaliel
Holy Book of the Great Invisible Spirit
Life of John the Baptist
Infancy Gospels
Gospel of the Nativity of Mary
Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew
Infancy Gospel of Thomas
Infancy Gospel of James
Arabic Infancy Gospel
Syriac Gospel of the Boyhood of our Lord Jesus

The Nag Hammadi Library, among which the Gospel of Thomas & the Gospel of Truth were rediscovered

Gospel of Judas
Gospel of Peter
Gospel of Mary
Gospel of Philip
Dialogue of the Savior
Papyrus Egerton 2
Gospel of Eve
Fayyum Fragment
Gospel of Mani
Oxyrhynchus Gospels
Gospel of the Saviour
Gospel of the Twelve
Reconstructed Gospels
Gospel of the Ebionites
Gospel of the Egyptians
Gospel of the Hebrews
Secret Gospel of Mark
Gospel of Matthias
Gospel of the Nazoraeans
Signs Gospel
Cross Gospel
Lost Gospels
Gospel of Bartholomew
Gospel of the Seventy
Gospel of the Four Heavenly Realms
Gospel of Perfection
Gospel of Marcion (believed by many scholars to be the 1st unedited original but later changed and named gospel of Luke)
Gospel of Basilides
Gospel of Andrew
Gospel of Apelles
Gospel of Cerinthus
Gospel of Bardesanes
Gospel of the Encratites
Gospel of the Gnostics
Gospel of Hesychius
Gospel of Lucius
Gospel of Longinus
Gospel of Manes
Gospel of Merinthus
Gospel of Scythianus
Gospel of Simonides
Gospel of Tatian
Gospel of Thaddaeus
Gospel of Valentinus
The Clementine Gospel

And since on the topic, here’s just another partial list of other apocryphal and apocalyptic books, many of which were even quoted from and believed by some so-called early “church fathers”, most of them also pseudepigraphical or anonymous, anonymous just like the gospels-novels in today’s bibles…

List of acts
The following list is not exhaustive.

Acts of Andrew
Acts of Andrew and Bartholomew 
Acts of Barnabas
Acts of John
The Lost Chapter of the Acts of the Apostles
Acts of Mar Mari
Acts of the Martyrs
Martyrdom of Polycarp
Acts of the Scillitan Martyrs
Passion of Saint Perpetua, Saint Felicitas, and their Companions
Acta proconsularia Cypriani
Acta Maximiliani
Acta Alexandrinorum
Acts of Paul
Acts of Paul and The Twelve
Acts of Peter
Acts of Peter and Paul
Acts of Peter and the Twelve
Acts of Philip
Acts of Pilate
Acts of Thomas
Acts of Timothy

Apocryphal and apocalyptic literature
The following list is not exhaustive.

3 Enoch
History of Joseph the Carpenter
Epistle of Barnabas
The Shepherd of Hermes
Apocalypse of Abraham
Apocalypse of Adam
Apocalypse of Elijah
Apocalypse of Moses
Apocalypse of Sedrach
Apocalypse of Zephaniah
Apocalypse of Zerubbabel
Aramaic Apocalypse
Gabriel’s Revelation
Genesis Apocryphon
Greek Apocalypse of Baruch
Greek Apocalypse of Daniel
Greek Apocalypse of Ezra
Syriac Apocalypse of Baruch
Apocalypse of Golias
Apocalypse of Paul
Apocalypse of Peter
Apocalypse of Pseudo-Methodius
Ascension of Isaiah
Apocalypse of Samuel of Kalamoun
Apocalypse of Stephen
Apocalypse of Thomas
Gnostic Apocalypse of Peter
First Apocalypse of James
Second Apocalypse of James
Coptic Apocalypse of Paul

…the above list doesn’t even include all the various early so-called Christian Gnostic groups themselves who existed at the same earliest time and many of which we know about by name, and it’s also only a partial list of the gospels known about that fortunately weren’t completely wiped out and destroyed by the later censuring and editing so-called church fathers politburo committees along with their “state backing”, and you sure didn’t want to go against or complain about “state backing” that’s fore sure because it could be very, very, very hazardous to your health (because if you don’t actually do something relevant and useful that actually contributes something to society, civilization, to actual real knowledge and progress (farming, fishing, making pottery and metalwork, textiles, stonecraft, cleaning latrines etc) or write books about poetry, music, art, philosophy, math or science books etc, but you’re instead pathologically fixated-obsessed and neurotically consumed from sunrise to sunset with these interwoven stories and ideas originating from the same ancient primitive deserts cults and societies and their national myths writings (including even going into isolation in remote areas so as to pray and burn candles even more for some reason, and even cases of living in caves for more solitude so as to write and chant even more, various monasteries galore that for the most part serve absolutely no purpose or make any difference in the real world), then you’re naturally going to see lots of gospels written and preachers fabulizing and fables preaching trying to get lots of converts, just like in the more ancient OT times where anonymous sects and gurus were dreaming up all sorts of invented theologies and regulations, abstract concepts ideas, failed predictions, midnight gematria calculations, fake cryptic visions claims and unfounded bogus histories, and even claiming demons were behind blindness, premature deaths, sicknesses, abnormalities and diseases, demons were even believed by ancient Israelites to be found in bodies of water which caused blindness after drinking from it and similar absurdities…however today people like Pat Robertson think demons are also found in clothes, so better be careful next time at the store shirts and pants racks I guess, magical thinking is just so exciting isn’t it?), many gospels of which differed greatly on numerous important points, some believing the Jesus character was just a man, others that he was a phantom and never a physical man, and not even mentioning anything about any crucifixion, death, resurrection, no final judgement or apocalypse etc, him being sentenced to death by different people at different times, or even him not being any sort of messiah type character for anyone at all and especially not for the entire planet, and many of them also claiming direct descent to the first original believers and oral truths long before today’s known, edited and mutated gospels-novels. Anyway, back to the delusional mystical cryptic lying Paul writer and his immortal zombies, new genderless floating spacesuit bodies and end of the world doomsday happening in his lifetime as guaranteed by his personal celestial skylord in outer space…


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The strange and very odd thing about the presented “Paul” character according to the fables narrative of the “purported” Paul letters (and even putting aside for a moment the fact that numerous and probably most biblical scholars agree that at least half of them are faked pseudographical works by other later writers pretending to be him, aka “Pauline letters”), is that the Paul character actually spent more of his time complaining about, debating with and even getting into fights with other so-called “Christians” than against any Pagans or Romans (i.e. – people who were even so-called “Christians” before he was (but even that was a loose ill-defined term not even explaining what it is exactly that they believed or who their “Christ” even was, because “Christ” is a title not a name, a very commonly used title actually and simply meaning “Anointed One” and the Hebrew “Messiah” meaning the same and it was even a title used by and ascribed to quite a number of holy hero/rebel/king type Jewish individuals for centuries and very commonly applied to Jewish priests in the OT texts who were likewise deemed “Anointed Ones”, being “a Christ-Anointed One-Messiah” was already popular and a thing for centuries and really nothing new because Moses, Joshua, David and a bunch of others were already previous “Christs”), and according to the text they even already had their own small cultic centers/churches, which was usually just a room somewhere or even just a gathering somewhere), and that besides not knowing anything about any physical Jesus character actually being born, having a family, living and travelling and hocus pocus adventuring on earth (because the so-called “Gospels” and “Acts” were written decades and even up to over a century later), he strangely also believed and was adamant and absolutely sure that he was going to float to the clouds and into outer space any day or any hour and be given a new immortal genderless spacesuit body and a fresh brand spanking new fancy robe, and then meet other risen zombies who also are given new genderless spacesuit bodies and new robes and then all together listen to a trumpet concert floating around the clouds with his imaginary celestial outer space-Jesus character (aka the 3rd coming to some) being all immortal and stuff, as well as afterwards co-ruling as priests a worldwide commie-utopianist marxist personality-identity-reality destroying global theocratic government temple-state…forever, and even with Jerusalem as the capital city of the entire planet for some weird lame pointless but “theologically important” reason, but it’s still lame, weird and pointlessly absurd anyway. Another point which clearly and unequivocally shows and proves the Paul character was an absolute blithering idiot and a mentally ill deranged and delusional obsessed psychopath (a diseased mind basically), is that he was was preaching for people to not even bother getting married. That’s right!…he was so positive sure from his given visions informations that his apocalyptic end of the world was happening in his lifetime and was maybe just days or hours away, that he preached it was pointless for people to even get married or to even think about marriage or having kids!…because there was so little time left. Even just that one singular particular point is more than enough to bury his religious lunatic rantings to the horse manure pile permanently, because that’s a humongous massive self-inflicted death punch fail. The main point being though is that his purportedly presented deranged abnormal preaching and scribbling, his obsessive delusional psychopathic disorder filth ramblings, his esoteric mystical personal apocalyptic blood magic beliefs, his pathological obsessive self-hypnosis imaginary “Pretend World” of nonexistent characters, events, places and universes and abstract concepts theologizing in the “purported” letters/epistles turned out to be a total snafu fail and didn’t happen as he claimed it would, it even turned out to be the opposite just like many other previous OT predictions and hopes, just one of many Jewish sectarian apocalyptic cult gurus that existed at the time and before him, the best way to describe it colloquially in the vernacular is basically just a series of solitary written long torturously boring pretend world contradictory esoteric magical thinking mystical cryptic exposition brain farts, that’s the truth of it. In a way he was the first proselytizing William Miller and the Great Disappointment and even the first original Charles Taze Russel and Jehovah’s Witness’ and their later wacko theologies and various disappointments too, I discuss them at my first post here).

(At this point let me just stop momentarily and repeat one of the highlighted points above, but with some added context according to the purported letters and the presented written text narrative…PAUL PREACHED THAT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BOTHER GETTING MARRIED, PAUL THINKS HIS FOLLOWERS SHOULD NOT BE PLANNING A MARRIAGE OR EVEN THINK ABOUT HAVING KIDS, PAUL THINKS IT WOULD BE BEST FOR ALL CHRISTIANS TO LIVE LIKE HIM AND BE SPENDING TIME MOSTLY IN PRAYER (LIVING LIKE A MONK BASICALLY, PAUL DID NOT EVEN BELIEVE LOVE WAS A PART OF MARRIAGE, HE INSTEAD BELIEVED THAT REAL LOVE WAS UNQUESTIONING SLAVE-SHEEP OBEDIENCE TO HIS CELESTIAL YOM-KIPPPUR GOAT SKYLORD & HIS FATHER YAHWEH-JEVOVAH, THAT BEING A NON-THINKING SLAVE TO THEM WAS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL LOVE..(an undeniable obvious proof that Paul was a pathological sectarian cult guru consumed fixated and obsessed with his crypto-mystical esoteric pretend world new theologies doctrines in his pharisean-kabbalistic delusional brains, he was never married and most probably never dated, or had sex, and probably never even kissed a girl and was most probably a virgin his entire life, and on top of that his belief that followers become “brothers” of his celestial yom kippur goat skylord yet simultaneously they also become his “bride” also has obvious obscure cultish sectarian-homoerotic undertones which adds further to his unhinged state of mind and cryptic-mystical self-conversations inventions in his mind)…BECAUSE ACCORDING TO PAUL “WITHOUT A DOUBT” THE END OF THE WORLD WAS HAPPENING “WITHIN…HIS…LIFETIME” AND WAS PERHAPS JUST DAYS OR EVEN HOURS AWAY, ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY SURE WITHOUT A DOUBT…AND STRANGELY ONLY AFTER A NUMBER OF DECADES AFTER PAUL AND HIS SO-CALLED JERUSALEM SECT “CONTACTS” (WHOM HE CALLS “THE 12”) HAD ALL ALREADY DIED (OR IF EVEN ACTUALLY EXISTED, I.E. – BECAUSE ENTER DECADES OF NOTHING, NO WRITTEN MATERIAL, NO HISTORICAL RECORD MENTIONS AND JUST CRICKETS UNTIL THE JERUSALEM TEMPLE AND CITY DESTRUCTION)…ONLY THEN DID ANY SO-CALLED ANONYMOUS GOSPELS-NOVELS EVEN START TO BE THOUGHT OF OR INVENTED, DEVISED AND FINALLY WRITTEN, and when you factor in the previous grass-roots Jewish apocalyptic movement of a competing John the baptizer sect from decades previously (another connected simultaneous total fail btw)…

Strangely, besides purported Paul’s usual various weird abstract ideas, beliefs and claims in the alleged/presented letters, such as his belief in an impending doomsday apocalypse guaranteed by his Jesus skylord to be happening any day or any hour in his lifetime, his simultaneous risen zombies in new spacesuit bodies floating to the clouds adventure, his disdain for marriage, for having or even planning to have children, his belief that love was not a part of marriage but that instead real love was unquestioning irrational slave-sheep love for his celestial yom-kippur goat skylord and his father yahweh-jehovah (basically that being an unthinking unreasoning unquestioning slave to “his” skylord in “his” mind was instead the real love, talk about unhinged sectarian fanatic) etc, one piece of text that gets overlooked is his very odd statement in Galatians 5:12, where he is complaining about people who don’t agree with him…”As for those agitators, I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves!”. i.e. – he literally wishes they wouldn’t just castrate themselves but actually instead go the whole distance and cut off their entire “whole package”, as in not just cut off their kielbasa but cut off “all parts included”, which sure is wacko for the supposed writing founder of the new religion (why not just wishing their eyes or mouths would glue shut, or their ears start growing potatoes or their tongues turning into cow’s tongues or covered in boils, or wishing them getting really bad hemorrhoids or leprosy or even just cut off their own fingers and hands would be sufficient enough I think). His words like this combined with his statement “I was given a thorn in my flesh, a messenger of Satan, to torment me. Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me” (but strangely his god refused each time) has led many biblical scholars to put the puzzle pieces together and surmise that Paul was most probably a closet homosexual, or gay, queer or whatever the politically correct term is these days (I’m totally straight and I have no interest or opinion about the topic or his ideas about the subject whatsoever, but according to the narrative of his own written words that’s what the biblical scholars think is the case, either way it’s all very strange and peculiar stuff to be writing and concerned about and shows that the founder and first writer of the new religion had extremely demented weird turn ons).
According to the presented magical thinking Paul character and his purported pretend world delusional cryptic esoteric mystical letters-writings (the very 1st ever original “Christian writer” in history before anyone anywhere ever, before anyone else ever in the history of Zion, Galilee and in the founder of the new religion and very first writer about a supposed celestial Jesus skylord character ever in the history of the world before anyone else ever), he believed that he along with his fellow apocalyptic doomsday blood magic cultists would very soon during Paul’s lifetime float up past the clouds into outer space to receive new immortal spacesuit bodies, meet up with previous similar raised zombies with new spacesuit bodies and then all together meet his celestial yom kippur goat skylord superhero to zap and destroy all the nations, and then as a bonus help control and rule the planet forever from the Jerusalem temple HQ for the great Yahwehism-Jehovahism global theocracy dictatorship kingdom temple-state.
(of course it never happened because then you wouldn’t exist, or the internet, or your computer, or knowledge about ancient civilizations and populations or dinosaurs, about the real round planet earth, the real reasons behind diseases not being demons and how to cure them without blood magic sacrifices, about galaxies and the universe and lots and lots of other things and pizza toppings and salad dressings wouldn’t even exist either, but above is a simulation of what it would have looked like of space bound Paul transforming at the sound of a trumpet going up to the clouds, pretty impressive stuff actually you have to admit…”Up, up and awaaay! Glo-Ry Hallelujah!”).
Paul’s celestial skylord Jesus arriving from outer space in the clouds to Jerusalem to defeat and enslave the Gentiles and then BBQ the nations eternally with the eternal immortal burning worms, then set up his Yahwehism-Jehovahism global theocracy commie-utopianist identity-destroying mind control dictatorship kingdom and temple-state planet (including a brand new “Mall of Zion” with an astonishing 777 movie theatres, 77 wave pools, 70 beach volleyball courts and an astounding 12 km long all-you-can-eat free shrimp and lobster buffet table).
The so-called “rapture” adventure concept preached by apostle-witches and televangelists these days is not even found in the bible, and it was actually supposed to be the zombifications and new spacesuit bodies floating to the clouds adventure guaranteed to happen during purported Paul’s lifetime by his celestial skylord, which obviously didn’t happen and so is a big fail. However just for pretend world entertainment: “Gosh we’ve been left behind! Yipeee! more fresh air and cleaner water now! and way shorter lineups at the drive thru and donut shops too! Glo-Ry!
When everything in the presented narrative texts and Paul’s purported letters is examined, as well as the associated magical thinking and behaviorisms, Paul then is really acting no different from any other new shady cryptic guru, soothsayer mystic or pagan oracle visionary from centuries long before his time or the ones after including even today, he’s just yet another typical spiritualist with strange ideas and new theologies, he’s a dime a dozen channeler and ho-hum phony self-styled clairvoyant of personally invented magical thinking secrets and new theological construct ideas, at the end of the day he’s especially just another unhinged failed apocalyptic doomsday fortune-teller guru with his own sectarian kabbalistic agenda mimicking the same ways of many others before him no more and no less and that’s the facts (basically just like a Jim Bakker and his gang these days, just like many other televangelist’s personal invented shticks and performances). And if that isn’t problematic and highly dubious enough, he combines it with “his” own cherry picked OT text excerpts and then using new magical thinking pesher mental gymnastics interpretations to give new abstract ideas, concepts and “personal” meanings to the text that isn’t even there or saying what he says it says…where a metaphor is an intentional personal misinterpretation of an allegory of a contradiction for the lord, which may be a metaphor or an allegory or perhaps even real in his pretend world mind during his self-conversations. And then finally as a deceptive nefarious mind control trick cherry on top he basically slyly claims “Oh but you don’t have believe me and my new personal theological feelings and my new ideas pretend world in my mind, but if you don’t then you get the eternal burning BBQ forever and the burning worms and the burning flames being scorched eternally, and you sure as darn dang don’t want that now DO YOU???!!! (he basically had to do that to get the invented nonexistent cryptic esoteric OT information secrets that his skylord phantasm didn’t tell him in his brains, so he naturally had to invent it using magical thinking and contradictory mental gymnastics to hear it, or to say that he heard it anyway, so that the entire planet can enter and live in his pretend world mind too and float to the clouds and outer space with him).

It’s also very weird and odd and deceitful suspicious, that the commonly told story of Paul falling on the road to Damascus after being blinded by a bright light vision of the celestial outer space Jesus phantasm character, is not actually told or written by Paul or even implied by him in any of his letters, it was only written several decades later in the very dubious “Acts” book by an anonymous Pauline sect author (part of a “new” two-part Luke-Acts Christian epic heroic narrative that many scholars recognize as following the pattern of Vergil’s Aeneid and the Homeric epics Odyssey and the Iliad, however very strange again none of the other gospels-novels authors know anything about the epic stories either which really is very strange, knowing genealogies stretching all the way back to Adam but not about super-duper Paul apostle the founder? it just wasn’t important? or because it just wasn’t invented yet?), which included quite a number of other contradictory, wrong and new highly nonsensical information only after alleged “Paul” was already long dead. According to his very own alleged and presented letters account narrative the supposed Paul character actually only received his secret abstract esoteric cryptic visions and theological magical thinking information news scoops only by way of some hazy secret metaphysical self-hypnosis that he doesn’t fully describe or even get into, always with only himself being present and nobody else, he just calls them revelations “from” or “of” the lord and this is again clearly admitted in his Galatians letter where he writes the son was not revealed “to” him but revealed “in” him (sure he did, it’s just a secret between just only him and his celestial skylord in his brains and fragmenting confused mind, he even tells about an out of body experience slinging the same ol’ hash as numerous other fabulist soothsayers in history), Paul is clearly admitting to a sort of Gnostic esoteric crypto-mystical personal self-conversation taking place in his mind, which is vastly different and contrary to the later new “Acts” novel. In his own letters Paul makes absolutely no mention about having any blinding vision conversion while being with any other people on any road anywhere, that Damascus road story was instead invented several decades later by an anonymous Pauline sect propaganda writing anonymous someone long after Paul would have been dead. Above is a visual representation of Paul receiving his personal mystical cryptic informations, esoteric tips visions and secrets about an apocalypse doomsday happening soon in his lifetime personally guaranteed to him directly from his celestial Jesus Yom Kippur goat skylord in outer space, who’s also god and who’s actually the real Adam as mentioned previously.

…and if the Paul’s failed apocalyptic immortal spacesuit bodies and zombies day isn’t bad and ridiculous enough, in 1 Corinthians 15: 3-5 his version of a new celestial Jesus apparitions story does not agree with and is contradictory again with the later gospels-novels versions and problematic throughout. The Paul author’s alleged apparitions ghost story narrative is different and problematic in chronology, in the people involved in sightings, the locations where they allegedly happened and the numbers of people who saw anything compared to the later gospels versions. i.e. – the entire NT doesn’t even mention anything about any 500 people seeing any Jesus ghost anywhere as only Paul does, Paul also doesn’t mention any women seeing a Jesus apparition at the tomb which was well before any of “the 12” or anybody else as written in the Matthew story (Paul doesn’t even mention any women seeing any apparition in his chronological list), the gospels-novels themselves are also greatly contradictory even among themselves about any purported apparitions…where, who, when, how many and in what order, there are contradictory problems all over the place. This is because the ghost story kept changing, mutating and being added onto, added onto right into the 2nd century and even later just like the rest of the gospels narratives (largely because they were adapted from and modelled after other older Pagan mythologies, ghost stories and their dying and rising heroes/demigods legends already known and popular for centuries in the area, to be discussed a little later), much later the last so-called “John” gospel-novel authors eventually even equate the Jesus character into being the Yahweh-Jehovah god himself! lol, pure mutating, evolving and changing new sectarian apocalyptic theologies changing even further through the centuries. (Which are easily understood and obvious evidences again that we are not reading any sort of actual real history or real world historical events but are instead just reading pretend world fictions invented by a few obsessed writers with theological agendas, spreading fabricated fictions just like the entire OT Hebrew bible is mostly fiction and mythomanias, the modus operandi remained the same).


As explained above, the Jesus character apparitions ghosts stories from purported Paul to right through each of the decades and century later anonymous gospels novels and Acts book, is basically like a game of whack a mole in trying to figure out what the mole said and where, when and to whom. e.g. – “The apparition ghost appeared here and said this and that to such and such and then such and such…nope it appeared to such and such first and said this and that…nope the ghost apparition never even appeared to anyone ever what are you guys even talking about…nope you’re all wrong the apparition ghost appeared here and over there not over there instead saying this and that and the other thing to such and such and some others and then a bunch of others, etc and so on. Luke actually doesn’t even mention any of the “appearances” reported by Matthew, he even explicitly contradicts him regarding an appearance at the tomb and replaces Galilee with Jerusalem as the sole ghostly apparition location. Matthew anonymous author instead has a great earthquake, an alien angel shoot down like bright lightning who then zaps the guards unconscious and then rolls the stone himself and then casually sits on it chatting like a Joyce Meyer or Pat Robertson at a coffee and cake fundraising shindig, Luke author has just 2 measly bright glowing aliens appear but only after the stone is already moved, original Mark author has just 1 bright glowing alien guy inside after already moving the stone, the last anonymous John author?…”John” has ABSOLUTELY NO GLOWING ALIEN GUYS OR ANYONE in the tomb at all, so everyone just leaves because it was completely empty with no bright glowing aliens anywhere, NOT EVEN A MEASLY PIGEON. We see then a fiction-vortex of each writing author’s narrative being different and each telling a different contradictory phantom-ghost story with the events, chronology and characters only how they personally wanted them to be (one version the phantom says to meet him in Jerusalem, another version has it the phantom told them to meet him 80 miles more north in Galilee instead, in my military days all these unverified anonymous contradictory claims would be simply called a shitshow, clusterf**k or snafu because of all the obvious errors, or these days in the vernacular just simply bullshitism), the anonymous writers are basically putting the ghost apparition/mole and the supporting glowing aliens characters wherever they wanted and having them saying and doing whatever to whoever and whenever they wanted also, just like the game (like a game of ghosts and goblins, or ghosts and demons more precisely, which is basically in the same ballpark anyway…”He’s there get that varmint! Oh no I mean he’s over there, that’s where he is get him! Dang darn dang I mean he’s popping up over there, that’s where he is! Arrrgh! this time I’m sure he’s appearing way over there instead, that’s what I meant, this time I’m sure dang it all!!!!”)…unless of course, as a growing number of ancient paranormal phenomena theorists suggest, and which the facts clearly show is the most probable explanation…that it was in fact Hyperborean acolyte gatekeepers of the great Power Cosmic who came down during the times of the gospels-novels authors writing their stories and zapped their minds with muddled magical thinking contradictions and confusion visions so as to prove to future generations that they are in fact reading deceitful myths invented by nefarious blood magic fabulists and ancient deserts magic apocalyptic apostles-witches intentionally trying to hide the real facts and truths from their reading and listening audiences, just as they already did against the OT writers also, such as when Hyperborean gatekeepers confounded the minds of the book of genesis authors with magical thinking deliriums and confusion-contradictions so as to believe in erroneous natural world sciences, blood magic sorcery and magical fruit etc, or the instances of the 2 Samuel and 1 Chronicles example (seen later below) where the Hyperboreans befogged the author’s minds to unknowingly admit in their very own writing to posterity that their Yahweh was in fact Satan and vice versa (a contradiction that is also found in a number of other OT textual material sources), and so thus cementing their fate to the sociopathic Yahweh-Jehovah tribal warrior-genie and his precepts which they also invented for themselves as a personal cult deity and the required associative primitive thinking patterns and behaviorisms, the various many facts and very problematic textual materials discussed thus far then proves this is unequivocally the case.

and the alleged so-called “Paul’s epistles” material which is strangely, but then again really not strange at all when everything is factored in and looked at more closely from an overall better view of the geographically coterminous and religio-cultural beliefs coterminous area and time period…particularly strange being the similar parallels and even including quoted excerpts, phrases and titles and connections to the ancient desert Qumran Caves dwelling Jewish apocalyptic sects including the well-known Essenes and their various Dead Sea Scrolls mystical magical cryptical ruminations (and other dubious sectarian literature and theologies beliefs, various already existing Gnostic theologies and other anonymous spurious mystical apocryphal written material from the time (that in numerous instances also expected a new appearing messiah-savior type person who would zap and melt annihilate their enemies the gentile Greeks and Romans especially and then rule a new powerful kingdom based in Jerusalem and the temple, which also never happened and instead the opposite actually happened), which when understood more thoroughly then clearly shows again and proves that we are not dealing with and reading about just a singular individual so-called Paul character’s purportedly original mind control inventions and fabulizing shtick during his impending outer space skylord’s immortal zombifications mission, but that on the contrary we are clearly dealing with a continuum and wide range of “already existing” and known about interconnected sinister tangled webs of underworld secret doomsday sects and obscure abstract concepts cryptical mystics cults (John the baptizer and his sect being just one example that was appropriated later for new invented gospels-novels plots stories) and theologies groups in the area and so as a result we are actually dealing with a dark underworld nefarious bubbling brew concoction and commixture of various changing, transmogrifying, mutating, branching off and further mutating ideas of fanatical apocalyptic doomsday death cults and cryptic blood magic sects of ancient Palestine of which we have an abundance of evidence for that they existed at the time, a sort of underworld secret parallel-society of apocalyptic obsessed fanatics in a doomsday psychosis alternate world reality living in the shadows, crevices and even literally in desert caves expecting the end of the world in their lifetimes, and that’s regarding only just the Jewish Hebrew and Aramaic written material sources of the Essenes and Qumran community sect and not all the other contemporary influences and scrolls sources or even the earlier ideas, traditions and customs…from the ancient Sumerians, Babylonians, Mesopotamia, Akkadians, Egyptians, Assyrians, Zoroastrianism, as well as influences from the already existing Greco-Roman mystery religions and other local Canaanite religions in the neighborhood just partly discussed here)…

Basically in a nutshell, the nefariously deceptive modus operandi used in fooling many humanoids into thinking that a new on the scene and mutating fictional puny, irrational, immensely ignorant, failed and exceedingly failed predictor and contradictory primitive Bronze-Iron Age local desert volcano-warrior tribal deity (that strangely was mostly concerned with blood magic sacrifices sorcery, wrath smitings and wrath pestilences, self-fetishization speeches, keeping slavery legal, legalizing rape, infanticide and genocide, obsessed with penis foreskins and menstruation cooties, superstitious behaviorisms laws enforcement and just only the very local puny real estate market oddly enough, actually the very local real estate market was basically the main thing and what he was all about in the first place like a great cosmic all-knowing most powerful real estate god), is somehow for unknown reasons and without a shred of evidence (but there being mountains of contradictory evidences proving otherwise) is somehow in some people’s minds the cosmic one and only most smartest, most powerful, all-knowing master of the entire universe…and beyond and even beyond that and even beyond that, which is irrefutably proven to be a delusional thinking pattern and pretend world, mythmaking, see also and previous post “Yahweh-Jehovah Relocates From Mesopotamia“.
There’s a wise old saying that sums it up plainly…fiction abstract concepts theological fables and esoteric crypto-mystical kabbalistic apocalyptic blood magic cults are like a horse…if it looks like a horse, sounds like a horse, walks like a horse and talks like a horse, then you can be sure it’s probably a horse.

…then we also have Paul’s conflict and acrimony with the Jerusalem sect 12 politburo founding members (whom he calls “the 12”, aka the 12 super-apostles to later fans of the gospels-novels who just happen to immediately disappear and dissolve into space and time leaving no evidences or accomplishments behind or even enter the historical record anywhere at anytime) and especially the written admittance by Paul of direct conflict with Peter, and James (aka the Lord’s brother, real or figurative it’s not clearly defined or known and the majority of scholars lean more towards figurative “sectarian brother” because Paul knows nothing about any physical earthly Jesus birth, life or earthly events) and his letters text material where even the Paul character himself writes that James and the Jerusalem 12 were “false brothers” and sending spies to keep tabs on his foreign preaching travels (he also states in 2 Corinthians that his god…”has given a thorn in my flesh, a messenger of Satan, to torment me”, yep Paul admits that his god is sending satan to torment him, and he also informs his readers that after praying his god still refused 3 times to stop it or take it away, pfff f**ked up in the head lunatic much???), his new arriving from outer space skylord zombifications mission, donations coins gathering and other dealings (almost like the Jim Bakker-Jerry Falwell PTL fight as an analogy), then the dark underworld conspiring events we read in the stories take on an even more ill-omened wretched sinister aura, yet where did all the intended for the Jerusalem sect founders (“the 12”) donation gift of Paul’s many collected shekels funds suddenly disappear to anyway?, all those many collected shekels from over the years suddenly disappeared without a trace just like the so-called Jerusalem “the 12” themselves also suddenly disappeared and are not heard from anywhere in any historical record anywhere, it seems the shekels donations funds and the so-called apostles just poof vanish from history (just how many shekels from his many years of travelling and getting donations in foreign lands is unknown, perhaps a fortune, especially with the coins being donated in Roman empire coins currency and so after conversion meaning even many more shekels, surely a fortune of shekels)….however some biblical theorists have put forth evidences that the shekels treasure was either immediately safely buried but soon afterwards was stolen by the risen zombies who were previously seen by many and surely probably still alive in Jerusalem at the time…or that the shekels treasure was eventually used by later dispersed minions of the sect to employ foreign writers who were already familiar with the Homeric sagas, various mystery religions and already known locally popular ghost stories to dream up and gradually write various new “anonymous” hocus pocus magical superhero origins gospels novels for the sect, and in the process invent a new contradictory Paul character in the Acts narrative to whitewash the scandalous sectarian subterfuge)…

Yep, “Fake News” is a “thing” that has been going on for thousands and thousands of years. Dying and rising saviours and demigods were already popular elsewhere first, such as the Buddha as one very well-known example, and especially popular already in the area ala Hercules, Perseus, Ion, Asclepius, Dionysus, Helen, Asherah, Sennacherib, Zoroaster, Zalmoxis, Alexander the Great, the Ptolemies, Caesar Augustus, Plato, Romulus, Remus and many others, and in numerous cases they often include conceptions by miraculous circumstances and being virgin-born, basically it’s just slinging the same ol’ hash mythemes and no evidences fake news stories and then just shuffling the furniture around, not original at all.

…The reader can let those very odd facts sink in for a minute, because what we clearly see going on is just the same ol’ “damage control propaganda” modus operandi being devised and fabricated after the fact failure disaster of the cult, not unlike many other failed doomsday cults and sects before and later through the centuries and even up to today…ala Millerites, Bible Student movement, Jehovah’s Witnesses’ and other sects, gurus and scamvangelist groups floating around, but in retrospect and truthfully the main point is that the death knell of the entire Jerusalem-based dark underworld secret blood magic mind control doomsday death cult had then factually already happened almost 2,000 years ago, and so everything written and claimed afterwards by the various anonymous purveyors with diseased minds and obviously under delusional self-hypnosis psychosis fixations then just further invented and added more mutating fictions-theologies and a lot more cryptic mystical abstract concepts, cherry picked mental gymnastics fabulism and especially various unheard of new hocus pocus magical sorcery exploits, invented contradictory genealogies, ufo-stars, travelling magi priests-astrologers etc..etc..etc.

The so-called “Abrahamic Trinity” schizophrenic menagerie and Yahwehism-Jehovahism Magical Carnival of Pretend, because it’s basically the same multiple personality tribal deity making 3 contradictory religions which is a delusional circus and probably one of the most absurd invented bullshitism “things” on the planet (well technically quite a few more than just 3 actually but it’s all still from the same original bullshitism source just different piles, with some personally shuffled around and tweaked characters and ideas like rearranging furniture in your living room to just how you want it, which if the reader wants to believe the ridiculous Abraham character fable story narrative or has no clue…..he was supposed to be an earlier rich wandering traveling many camels, tents and slaves owning Babylonian magus sorcerer guru from Ur of the Chaldeans/Mesopotamia (i.e. Iraq), who absurdly according to many biblical fan fiction apologists is even supposed to be the great great great great great etc grandfather of the Jesus character, because the master of the cosmos decided one day to just appear as a voice in the head of this one guy, just him and nobody else on the entire spinning dirtball in space planet for some reason (sort of just like Paul in a way, and because the master of the cosmos only hangs around a small part of the Middle East and floats around only there because it’s not interested or doesn’t even know about the rest of the planet I suppose), and then it makes a bunch of prophetic promises to just him that his descendants will own and rule most of the Middle East and tells Abraham how to burn and sacrifice blemish-free animals for desert blood magic rituals etc, and he lived while Noah was still alive (that guy in the story who brought 7 pairs of every animal on the planet and dinosaurs on a boat he and 3 other guys made) and he had a super sexy over 90 year old desert babe wife that an Egyptian pharaoh and Canaanite king were lustfully head over heels for to include in their wives harems and so Abraham sells her and a bunch of other invented rubbish stuff, I mention more about this superhero character at my first post “National Security Alert: Foreign Telescamvangelists, Cults. Sects“).

Paul character during his purported “visions”, hallucinations/voices in his head and psychosis mental breaks from reality that he alludes to purportedly, instead mostly writes about mutinous ‘angelic’ or ‘daemonian’ beings and agencies who have kingdoms and reign over the earth and he calls them Archons who have thrones, kingdoms and powers in the “High Places” (among the various heavenly layers of the nebulous cosmos) and that they are the gods of the nations and the earth, and that these mutinous angels are the ones who executed the “Christ” character somewhere in the cosmos, he doesn’t even mention any Romans crucifying anyone or it even taking place on earth, instead it’s the cosmic angelic Archons who did it…in “outer space”…(sounds like a good DC and Marvel Universe movie plot…However many scholars are of the opinion that the most wise serpent in the Garden of Eden could in fact be one of these gods or mutinous angels who attempted to only free mankind from the nefarious vile cosmocrat and from perpetual mind control servitude, because they weren’t created immortal to begin with and were never even told about the “Tree of Life”)…

The alleged Paul character who was the very 1st writing so-called Christian decades and a lifetime before the later anonymous gospels-novels stories were starting to be invented (seen above doing one of his famous speeches about lamps, lost coins or slaves or other stuff that even his own disciples had no clue what he was talking about), however so-called Paul didn’t even know about and never wrote about any actual physical Jesus character that was actually literally born, living and walking around on earth killing trees, making deals with demons and demon-possessed swine and making shiny new coins appear in fish mouths or dying on earth, instead Paul’s Jesus was a celestial skylord in outer space being who in Paul’s lifetime was going to make Paul and other immortal fresh zombies in new genderless spacesuit bodies float like balloons up, up, up, and away to the clouds before their Jesus skylord zaps and melts the nations and then sets up a worldwide theocratic blood magic kingdom temple-state empire run by priests in Jerusalem and then eternal trumpets and choirs and oil lamps and stuff like that.

…and we know Paul’s text excerpts are actually from many unknown authors not just one (aka “Pauline letters”), later various characters were simply “inserted” into real historical times and places and names were only “applied” to the texts as being the authors (We have no clue who wrote it because they’re anonymous writers, including “patchwork” written material thrown in from different unknown sources, that’s the way all man-made religions operate since people learned how to write, it’s always a changing, inventing, editing, mutating work in progress), invented histories and events were then written up “inserting” Paul into the times and events of the so-called disciples narrative in the story (just like in the average fiction novel, or Prometheus, Orpheus, Perseus, Hercules etc), and inserted quite poorly as the numerous remaining contradictions and erroneous information clearly shows we are dealing with fiction, then slowly the phantasm was now becoming an actual real person who was born, spoke and lived in the real world who could do magic shows against demons, make fig trees die instantly and even make thousands of pigs jump off cliffs to drown (Fabricating people, places and events just as the Old Testament writers did for centuries before, and Muslim writers afterwards). Interestingly, evidences and even Christian tradition claims Arianism was the dominant religion at the time of the First Council of Nicaea in 325 CE before being mysteriously “outvoted” by some newly appeared theological politburo “claiming” divine right, yet Origen, Eusebius and even Emperor Constantine and his family were of the Arianism Christian faith, which still continued for over a century, Emperor Valens was also up to 378 CE.

“You get a vision, and you get a vision, and hey you there you get a vision too! Everybody gets a vision!” A scene portraying the ancient Oracle at Delphi where advice from Apollo was given from visions, as explained below so-called “visions” were already a popular “thing” among many pagan religions in the ancient world long before any purported Paul came along to invent and spread his abstract concepts outer space-based Christianity theologies and failed apocalypses, the Oracle at Delphi even has an estimated history from circa. 1400 BCE and that’s just one of many visions examples. Even up to today many telescamvangelists repeatedly have visions with secret heavenly information given about needing to buy a new jet plane, which mansion or cakes to buy or how many millions of shekels they have to get that month or quarter for the lord and the lord’s temple coffers glory, so including the visions happening in many other world religions and experienced by many other people that then means “visions” are even still “a thing” these days also, ipso facto.

Another interesting thing to take into account about so-called Paul, (the very first purported “Christian” writer and proselytizer decades before any later anonymous gospels novels were devised over the next century), and since on the topic of his purported so-called “visions” and secret messages put into his brains from outer space, it’s a funny thing about “visions” (and “ghosts” which go along with visions many times and are at times even the same thing), as Dr. Dennis MacDonald points out and reminds (and who also shows the obvious parallels proving that much of New Testament and other early Christian narratives fables greatly imitate not only OT but also Homeric sagas and the works of Classical Greek literature because they were practically biblical to Greek writers which is precisely what the anonymous gospels novels writers were)….it’s mostly about psychology and even a form of self-hypnosis, although in Paul’s case a weird strange self-hypnosis not to better himself or induce relaxation, concentration and awareness, but instead to induce a belief-psychosis fixation that what he was pretending in his mind was real because he so badly wants it to be so, such as his impending apocalypse and transforming immortal genderless spacesuit body zombifications happening very soon in his lifetime etc (i.e. – a fabricated contradictory “Pretend World” in his mind in this case being passed off as or declared to be a “Real World” in the “Real Cosmos” when in fact it’s a completely imaginary universe existence only in his mind). That being also that Paul and his “personal visions” were really nothing special or uncommon at all because visions were actually very common at the time and for quite a long time before him. Because people were having alleged religious “visions” for centuries and even thousands of years before Paul started writing about his “personal visions”…such as the ancient priests and priestesses of Sumeria, Mesopotamia, Babylonia, Zoroastrian, Egyptian, Akkadian, Assyrian, various Canaanite and other religion’s priests were likewise experiencing visions regularly, and many other more contemporaneous pagan mystery religions experienced visions of their resurrected saviors, gods, goddesses and superheroes also…Mithras, Hercules, Zalmoxis, Tammuz, Astarte, Inanna/Ishtar, Zeus, Osiris, Apollo, Dionysus, Romulus, the ancient Greeks and Romans and many more to name just a few, they all had visions because having visions was a thing, and that’s not even getting into Hindu or Buddhist and other Asian and indigenous religious “visions” which are also much older. How even today people have visions in many religions around the world and cases of many people even having non-religious visions of others such as Elvis, Jim Morrison, Marilyn Monroe, Jean Harlow, Napoleon, Mozart, Beethoven, Homer, Caesar, Attila the Hun, Vlad Tepes Dracula, Croatian King Peter Krešimir IV (including the Croatian Royal Pentagram I use as my favicon) and other former Kings and Queens and emperors and many other actual real historical people that existed to name just a few examples (as well as deceased family members or friends of course, there’s lots and lots and lots of those visions examples also). Which means the supposed Paul character and his purported “visions”, which turned out to be contradictory wrong information and so failed visions anyway, is really nothing special because religious visions were actually already very common long before any Paul started writing if he even actually existed as claimed (as well as the ghosts and ghost stories, ghost stories were also very popular in the ancient world and a thing too). And when you factor in that the decades later devised anonymous gospels novels written in the 2nd century long after Paul would have died, were greatly influenced by Homeric sagas and based on a number of older previous pagan mystery religions resurrecting savior-superhero cults and sects beliefs, and how even the supposed Paul himself also greatly imitates previous visions and ghosts legends narratives, then that just makes Paul and his savior-god copycats of older pagan religions legends, narratives and beliefs and so actually quite unoriginal and ho-hum just like any modern day telescamvangelist vision chicanery babbling. Today of course people like a Paul would be given various colored candy pills and medications in a hospital to help them get back to reality and sanity again from his floating zombies bodies apocalypse obsessions and contradictory alternate reality nonsensical abstract concepts preaching fixations. The main point being though that there is then really no justifiable reason to give any purported Paul visions stories and conceptualized ideas any more importance or credibility than any of the numerous other religious and non-religious visions that have taken place since long before him, after him and that are still taking place around the world today, Paul is just one puny vision-fish in a big size of the planet lake of many vision-fishes basically, and so factually just another pathologically obsessed charlatan and Yahwehism-Jehovahism con artist religious nut, which are also a thing).

As briefly mentioned earlier, the same very problematic and contradictory quotes, events and hocus pocus continues right through to the culminating ending of each of the anonymous gospels-novels. Being very different from each other with very different magical events, things said and done and characters/beings involved, including darkness because of an eclipse at noon for 3 hours (during a full moon which is physically impossible) across the world (impossible again) that should have been noticed and written about by at least someone somewhere from the time, as well as simultaneous powerful earthquake, significant Jerusalem temple damage and especially roving bands of many fresh from the grave zombies strolling through the city seen by many, but absolutely nobody from the time noticed these awesome magical things happening. Of course the pinnacle empty tomb finale scene stories are also vastly different and even on different days…from women just seeing a guy in the tomb with the stone already moved and then running away saying nothing to anyone and end of the story folks…to different women seeing the stone already moved but 2 guys are sitting and glowing in the tomb instead…to different women yet again but they see a magical outer space guy whoosh down bright like lightning and he causes an earthquake, then he zaps the Roman guards unconscious, and then he personally rolls back the stone himself and then sits on it chilling out…to lastly just 1 woman seeing the empty tomb but there being absolutely nobody in it at all, not even a pigeon or anything. Yep it’s mythomania and contradictions problems galore from birth beginnings straight through to the magical hocus pocus finale endings of the novels (and the Paul character doesn’t know or mention any of the earthly stuff happening in his letters anyway, none of it, which if he was an actual earthly person doing stuff on earth sure is problematic and very, very, very, very weird). It’s proven and very apparent then that Yahwehism-Jehovahism version 2.0 is also bullshitism fictions. #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospetruth.

The notion that the four “gospels that made the cut” to be included in the official New Testament were written by men named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John does not go back to early Christian times. The titles “According to Matthew,” etc., were not added until late in the second century. Thus, although Papias ca. 140 CE (‘Common Era’) says he knows all the gospels but has only heard of Matthew and Mark (but being another supreme fabulist he also supposedly knows that Judas swelled up so abnormally large that he could not even walk through narrow streets anymore (just like the Kool-Aid Man basically), his eyes puffed swollen shut, his genitals enlarged and filled with pus and worms when he had to urinate and that death came to him “in his own land” which still stinks so badly that no one can pass through there without holding their nose even up to today, wow now that’s dang darn interesting…lol, Papias is also an important early source on Christian oral tradition and especially on the origins of the canonical gospels novels, so no made up rubbish or fiction there instead it’s super-true), Justin Martyr (ca. 150 CE) knows of none of the four supposed authors (he refers only to excerpts of what he calls “Memoirs of the Apostles”, which could be any written material he came across and sounds very similar to Xenophon’s “Memoirs of Socrates”, as he was very acquainted with Socratic tradition, Xenophon and Plato’s “Socratic Dialogues” this is hardly surprising).

If you want to have a really truthful applicable book title then “Book of Lies” is really and factually a very correct and fitting title, and the description by some deceiving charlatans of it even being perfect “inerrant” is proven to be absurdly ridiculous, lies and comical bullshitism. Because right from the beginning first book of genesis and onward a reader is immediately having their brain inundated by reading about primitive and pretend world fables and fictions and magical thinking with fake fictitious characters and events, forgeries, plagiarisms, pseudepigrapha, impossible fables claims, wrong and senseless cosmological and geoscientific information, wrongly claimed information vis a vis known real proven historical record information, natural world nonsensical and impossible hocus pocus shows and displays, magical fruits, including blood magic as being part of natural science of the planet, using blood sorcery and animal sacrifices as a cure for diseases, ignorance of human anatomy and psychology, ignorance of basic math and pathology/diseases, nonsensical illogical absurd narratives, time travel of fictional celestial and chthonic beings, invented genealogies, talking animals, mutating abstract concepts and beliefs theologies, ultra-superstitious and ultra-ethnocentric thinking and behaviorisms, religious syncretism from other religions and cultural diffusion from other cultures portrayed as being original and divine, outer space beings and creatures, zombification powers, failed prophecies including opposite verified results of prophecies happening instead, mythomanias used as a substitution for known history and geography, and numerous contradictions all of which are actually just other alternate ways of saying “lies”, aka “bullshitism” in the colloquial vernacular (because the master of all the galaxies and cosmos and everything in it as presented in the texts, yet it can’t make a box, a boat or even one simple puny building…it can make all things humans can’t make we are told but it just is unable to and “can’t’ make things that humans “can” make, also because the fictional Abraham character is also responsible for various different theologically opposed religions and over time mutated into countless other different cults and sects and theological-superstitions behaviorisms beliefs at odds with one another and so the Yahweh-Jehovah god actually can’t get anything right and is confused with no legitimacy…unless “inerrant” is actually a metaphor or allegory which means full of errors, see telescamvangelist videos below for just a few examples of some of the absolute verminous supremos of bullshitism).

It is only in 180 CE, with Irenæus of Lyons, that we are told who wrote the four “canonical” gospels and discover that there are exactly four of them because there are four quarters of the earth, four universal winds and because the so-called “Church Fathers” also identified the four gospel writers with the ridiculous absurd four living beings or beasts named in Revelation 4:6, 7; cf. Ezekiel 1:10—the lion was Mark, the ox was Luke, the flying eagle was John and the the creature with the face of a man was Matthew, this symbolic identification is made in both Christian literature and art through the centuries and is basically just more fabulist mutating hocus pocus inventions. Thus, unless one supposes the argument of Irenæus to be other than ridiculous, we come to the conclusion that the gospels are of unknown origin and authorship, and there is no good reason to suppose they are eyewitness accounts of a Jesus character. It could just as easily have been referring to the wonders of Dionysus turning water into wine, or to the healings of Asclepius etc.

Yahweh-Jehovah God’s personal handpicked prophet and apostle-witch thinks the “Great Divine Cosmic Butler” and “Personal Banker Genie Deity” and its bibles manual are mostly about “miracle spring water” and faith shekels seeds for “miracle oil”, when it’s all really mostly about just primitive blood magic sorcery, Mesopotamian legends, Zoroastrianism, primitive Levantine tribal religious-cultural syncretism and diffusion, necromancy magic incantations, failed apocalyptic predictions, slavery, grooming and fashion laws, yeast-free breads and of course sacrificed blemish-free goats and pigeons.

Only in the late 4th century did the newly devised Nicene Creed start to slowly gain ground and become “official” for the unknowing peasants and masses…importantly enforced with state backing (actually it was at the first Council of Nicaea that all the oldest original very first Christianities ceased to exist [and there were quite a number of them floating around with various differences, concepts and beliefs and each one claiming to be the right way], and so a new monster was born so to speak, which would eventually and even already soon after did give birth to and beget further mutating monsters and “creations”), but not everywhere and many churches did not agree so it was then “enforced with state backing”, many times brutally.

A portrayal of the popular climactic scene from the anonymously written Matthew gospel novel where many recently risen from their graves zombies rose and walked around the city “seen by many”, just one of numerous examples of further mutating, changed, edited and added material not found in the original 1st anonymous “Mark” gospel novel, and strangely all of them also not being known about by the alleged Paul character who instead only knew of a celestial outer space skylord Jesus being who never at anytime he described as ever even being physically born, living, doing magic, walking around doing stuff or even being on earth at anytime, btw the zombies are never mentioned again anywhere ever again by anybody and nobody knows what happened to them, and it’s still one of the greatest mysteries of the world being studied and on the news everywhere even today.

However what the many earliest texts from the 1st century included and what they exactly believed (i.e. – the actual very first so-called “Christians”, although we don’t really know what they even called themselves or their religion because of the numerous cults and sects to be found at the time) before being edited and/or reworked or outright burned in later centuries, we may perhaps never fully know, yet we do know enough that many of them clearly believed in a “phantasm” Jesus-ish character (who only received the name Jesus later after already dead interestingly), but that he wasn’t ever even literally born and that a battle of kingdoms took place in the cosmos not on earth. These are the earliest so-called “Christians” and Christian texts (or whatever they called themselves as that term is a much later construct, it’s a title not a name)…if they were alive to read today’s various bibles and watch televangelist shows they most assuredly would not even recognize what was being preached, the vast majority of the later added fables, doctrines, legends and characters and nonsense shticks, probably even that people were all crazy for believing such invented nonsense drivel.

♫♪♪♬…Authority and Zoroastrian inspired Yahwehism-Jehovahism blood magic sorcery hocus pocus mind control is truth..♪♩♫..Truth is not authority..♬..Haaaalleluuuujaaaah to the great outer space Yom Kippur goat skylord and mind control guru-ghost being…♫ ♩♩♫…
Awaiting the day of immortal zombification as promised by some guy Paul and guaranteed by his celestial Yom Kippur goat skylord and then zap and melt the nations for the new Jerusalem temple world HQ theocratic kingdom..oh wait it was supposed to have happened about 2,000 years ago guaranteed, nevermind.
According to the biblical narrative texts, John the baptist wore camel hair, had unkempt hair and beard looking like a disheveled wildman, he lived in the wilderness away from civilization boldly yelling at people all sorts of crazy ideas, snacked on wild honey from rock crevices, tree sap and ate locusts for food…yum, today a person like this would be forced to a mental hospital to take medications and learn to bathe and eat regularly, strangely though the Jesus character is quoted as saying “I tell you, among those born of women none is greater than John”. Really? now that’s verily very interesting and ridiculously absurd, greatest man ever born you say? Pfff that seems very dubious and highly unlikely bullshitism. Tough luck Aristotle, Heraclitus, and Lucretius et al (and even the Moses and Abraham characters etc). According to the biblical stories then it’s really no big surprise why they both had the same enemies who thought of them both as troublemaking crazy lunatics. (Hey you, spit those locusts out of your mouth and have some fresh BBQed porkchops and real food you stupid jerk! and put on some real clothes too it’s not caveman days anymore!). Btw, contrary to most televangelist’s as usual erroneous perceptions and fabrications, the bugs eating and camels furs wearing John the baptizer is not some original new guy on the scene with new heavenly revealed “water magic” secrets and rituals, instead he’s just slinging the same ol’ hash that many other pagan religions had been doing already for thousands of years before him so it’s no new holy concept magical tradition. Baptism by water was a very, very old pagan rite, being practiced already by the followers of Zoroaster, by the ancient Chaldeans of Babylonia, by the Romans, the Greeks, the ancient Egyptians, as well as a number of European pagan tribal religions and even known to have been a common water immersion purification rite among various Indigenous Native American religions, it was also in vogue among the ancient Hindus at a still earlier date, so it was a “water magic” ritual already known and used by “pagans” for over 3,000 years previously, yep just slinging the same ol’ hash and nothing new. Also, so let me get this straight…so according to the story many, many thousands of people from far and wide come to him for a water magic ritual/ baptism and he’s become extremely well known and even very famous across the lands, then he acknowledges a new arriving Jesus character as the messiah and the promised savior of the Jews and so probably the most important Jewish person since Moses but actually even more important, (although the Paul writer knows nothing about all this stuff or even about any earthly events btw), but then he just keeps on doing his arrived doomsday burnings and water magic shtick having his own sectarian disciples and cult movement like nothing even happened. He never joins Jesus, doesn’t follow or help him, never speaks about him or even mentions him, but also THEY NEVER EVEN BUMP INTO EACH OTHER EVER AGAIN, EVER. Not even once do they cross paths again..ever, but one of the gospels-novels even has them being miraculous relatives from the start (Luke gospel-novel, in original Mark gospel-novel he’s a stranger never heard of or seen before). Also not long after John gets into big trouble with the authorities, with the Pharisees, Sadducees but especially mainly with the reigning Jewish ruler Herod Antipas, why?…because John gets all righteous uppity and starts causing big trouble badmouthing Herod Antipas among the people for being divorced and remarrying (very powerful and not exactly a guy you want to mess with Herod Antipas btw, basically flinging camel dung at his face looking for big time trouble and a big time headache). Yep, he forgets all about the centuries long-awaited Jesus the Jewish messiah the supposed son of their god and master of their universe (according to the story narrative), and instead he becomes all obsessed and fixated sticking his nose in Herod’s bed basically, and speaking out not against any murders or orgies or swine sacrifices going on with Herod but instead being vehemently against just only his marriage after being divorced, Herod wasn’t going around sacrificing babies or worshipping a cow, he didn’t get a 700th wife like king Solomon, he didn’t have multiple wives and concubines and get married women pregnant and then nefariously trick and kill her husband like king David, he was marrying according to local Jewish customs with a local Jew and not marrying some foreign Egyptian, Roman, Persian or Greek or other Pagan Non-Jew etc, he wasn’t opening a new foreign temple and sacrificing to Hercules, Aphrodite or Jupiter or Apollo or Asclepius or Zalmoxis or Mithras etc, just only for that (Hey Herod and everyone! I’m John directly arrived from the wilderness, the “Son of Yahweh” maker of our universe is walking around in your backyard Herod to defeat the Romans and install the kingdom but you got remarried after a divorce dagnabit darn holy dang I tell you!!!), or how about just telling any people anywhere?…”Oh hey! Guess what!? Our many centuries long-awaited messiah is finally here! He’s here right now on his way to Jerusalem people! He was at the river just yesterday, a magical pigeon landed on him and I was chatting with him for a whole 4 minutes, he’s really here for real Glo-Ry!”…Pfff not a peep to anybody some prophet. It’s like a ridiculous absurd kitsch comedy, according to the narrative he was even born for this specific reason in the first place to specifically introduce and hail the Jewish messiah and his kingdom on earth, but instead he then disappears entirely and the next time he’s mentioned he’s not hailing any new messiah superhero and his new kingdom or preaching his actual arrival…nope, he instead has a nitpicking bee in his bonnet causing trouble and angry that his king got married, THAT’S his major malfunction problem and important topic to preach about???!!! THAT’S what he decides to risk his life over of all things going on around him???!!! (the many centuries long-awaited messiah savior of the Jews is here right now, but this ruler is darn dang getting married, oh that’s it I can’t let this event happen without saying a word or two dagnabit I tell you!), he doesn’t even have anything to say about the Romans who were even ultimately in charge over the Jews, he’s a totally vacuous stooge and imbecile joke this John the camel fur water magic guy from the wilderness (and strangely again, the wife Herod divorced was Phasaelis who was actually an Arab being a daughter of a king of the Nabataeans, to take the new wife Herodias who was actually ethnically Jewish, so you would think “John” would be supportive of that since he’s such a by the book holy something or whatever, did John eat a few too many expired locusts?). Needless to say all these purported claimed events are very strange, irrational and absurd, in the stories they strangely never crossed paths or bumped into each other ever again which is very strange, however according to the stories John the baptizer and the Jesus character did both get executed around the same time by their own legitimate authorities charges for being religious nuts troublemakers and fanatical cultic gurus, which was not strange and actually very common at the time, it was a thing.

Inconvenient fact: evidence of early Christian communities is extremely scanty, the new appearing versions of Christian cults remained a small minority among many cults and religions until well after one particular faction formed a political alliance with the State, i.e. – Constantine. The following new theologies and especially the newly concocted Nicene Creed was very unpopular for centuries afterwards with many breakaway new churches and churches that never accepted the new theologies in the first place, and so then persecution was necessary to impose its will, basically the former persecuted now became the new official state persecutors. (Laughably lots of people and especially televangelists even think that only the KJV bible is the true “god-approved” bible version, which would then mean it took the master of the universe only 1,600 years after the alleged narrative fables began to finally get a bunch of yokels, synods, votes, bannings, excommunications, editings, translations, new texts, fragments patchworking, reworkings, book burnings and many meetings to finally get it right and so “Christianity” is actually then really only 400 years old, but it’s still full of contradictions, errors absurdity and nonsense and so it’s not really that impressive actually. And people think “Fake News” is just a recent modern day phenomena?).

Hell and the Abyss tours have more bizarro-characters and hocus pocus going on than even Disneyland, Magic Kingdom and Jurassic Park combined (“Look! It’s the Beast from the sea rising out of the Abyss!…and the Abaddon archangel with the keys to the Abyss who’s leader of the human-headed golden-crowned locusts who sound like horses with stinging scorpion tails coming out of the sulfur furnace smoke!”…”and look there! it’s the Egyptian Lake of Fire! Coool Neato-Wow! Can I have a souvenir T-shirt?!”).

And even just the less well-known case of Marcion (among many, many cases of early 1st and 2nd century intrigue, debates, arguments, disagreements, censures and heresy excommunications), which is something probably many have absolutely no clue about because it’s been censored and hushed-up for many centuries (among many other things), it’s very interesting though even from just the historical perspective for history buffs even if not interested in any of the religious views or beliefs, interesting for a number of very intriguing and important reasons that would probably piss of many televangelists especially. (Get ready to be mind blown so you might want to sit down and make some snacks and adult beverages first, I recommend a Martini or maybe a Jager Bomb, you can even order a few gallons from Jim Bakker’s creamy potato soup bucket first if you want I don’t care)…

You mean Marcion and the Phantasm-Jesus was the very first New Testament and very first written gospel? And he even wrote the first original Gospel of Luke before it was changed and added onto with more fictions and contradictory fabrications aka Luke-Acts? Whoa!…

Because the early so-called “church father” Marcion was actually onto a good idea by finally being the very first person to decide to actually write things down in the late 1st to early 2nd century as a permanent record that people could actually read, (and according to his sources, which were the earliest known sources available at the time because the later 4 gospels weren’t even thought of to be written yet…Marcion wrote that Jesus started a completely brand new religion that wasn’t even connected to the Old Testament and its always jealous, complaining, repenting, genocidal, wrathful absurd infantile, malevolent, infanticidal, smiting, laws and regulations giving and blood magic sacrifices demanding Yahweh-Jehovah-god (aka “God” to some people for some weird reason). Marcion instead denied Jesus’ actual physical and bodily birth, death, and resurrection altogether by explaining that according to his information and sources (again the oldest sources known up to then btw, and there were many other groups, churches and sects who likewise believed similar things at the time, we don’t really even know what the earliest first believers believed or why), Marcion insisted that Jesus was actually an incarnated phantom from somewhere beyond with an imitation material body, as in he wasn’t even born on earth but instead came down as a phantom and then just took on a bodily form, (a viewpoint also shared by a number of the early Christian groups btw, Marcion was just most singled out by competing so-called “Church Fathers” cults leaders because of his growing presence and popularity), but his writings pissed off some others who didn’t agree and who had their own ideas and agendas, so then they decided to write stuff down also to answer back as a retort which ironically eventually became the early New Testament, so you see Marcion actually started the whole idea of writing the New Testament thing, as in the very first New Testament gospels writings and because of this he’s even sometimes also called the Father of the New Testament. Some of Marcion’s views were similar to the teachings of Cerinthus (50-100 CE) who likewise believed that the lesser “Demiurge” god created the world not the unknown god of Jesus, but he additionally assured that Jesus was not supernaturally born of a virgin, but was instead just a mere man, the biological son of Mary and Joseph, and that the Christ (anointing) descended upon Jesus only at baptism but it abandoned him at the crucifixion and he then simply died, died just as thousands of others were crucified and died. Cerinthus claimed that he received angelic inspiration (“Holy Vision”?) assuring him that was the truth of events (and you can’t deny angelic holy visions sent by god can you? It worked for Paul, and countless others before and after, so Cerinthus could very well have the real “gospel truth”). Interestingly, there are even claims by groups already from those early centuries that Cerinthus was the actual true author of the Gospel of John and Book of Revelation, reason being because even today the Gospel of John in numerous obvious and contradictory ways can rightfully be regarded as the opposite of the other 3 gospels and it largely denigrates them. The John gospel novel can be correctly described even as an “Anti-Synoptic Gnostic Gospel” which adapted Philo’s description of the centuries older pagan philosophical “Logos” concept (first mentioned and written about by Heraclitus in circa.  535-475 BCE), because of the vast differences and because it was written considerably after the other 3 gospels and their sources/anonymous authors it can even more accurately and correctly be described and regarded as a truly Gnostic inspired “Gospel of Satan” or more accurately an “Anti-Synoptic Satanic Gospel”, although Gnosticism teachings and theological ideas are found in the Synoptic Gospels also but just not to the high degree of the later anonymous so-called John gospel texts (To put it colloquially, the authors of Mathew didn’t like what was in the written text of Mark and so added plenty of stuff and various new stories and various new concepts and meanings, then the writers of Luke didn’t like what was written in either of them all that much and so started adding lots more stuff and ideas and changing meanings, but then lastly the authors of John (yes “authors” because it repeatedly states “we”)…basically said “F**k all 3 of you you’re all wrong, I (we) have the real deal gossip rumours news scoops story and know what went down and I’m gonna write the real story” and so then wrote opposite things from all 3 of them and adding more different theological meanings, abstract concepts, new miracles and stories, with his new theologies and ideas he actually comes across sounding more like the “Paul” character than any of the other gospels-novels writers). However importantly not to be confused with the Lucifer/Luciferian “Light-Bringer/Bringer of Light” (because Lucifer is just the ancient Roman Latin name for the planet Venus) or associated with the plural “Elohim” Gods who created the world and everything in it, but rather more in line as the Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah God’s “Diabolus-slanderer” character (the one that throws libelous claims at another, i.e. – Diabolus which became Devil) who is similar to the Satan Angel (i.e. – “a satan” or “the satan” that did or said such and such) much like the one that blocks and “accuses” Balaam while saving his talking donkey from being beaten to death, who himself even states that he was “sent to come down” to be a Satan to Balaam.

“If we are to take the biblical Yahwist god at nominal face value exactly as it is presented in these written and scribbled texts, and not as promoted by their flummoxed apologetic acolytes with their ad hoc inventions and mental acrobatics concoctions, then it is clearly the most vile, repulsive and absurdly contradictory being ever dreamed up. Because we have plentiful amounts of textual evidences that it is pathetically puny, mentally defective, greatly deficient in common sense and with vastly underdeveloped knowledge, astonishingly erratic, morally reprehensible, immeasurably ignorant and thus naturally irrelevant for any thinking person to even attempt to ponder, much less explain or make fanciful excuses for. Yet even those are not sufficient enough excuses for it to exist, because it is also ultimately directly responsible for the most heinous wicked crimes, barbarous calamities and obscene grotesqueries imaginable, and as a bizarre paradox they are considered its marvelous handiwork to which glorifying adoration should and must be made, so it is said…(I have also been made privy to by some fabulists in Abrahamic academic apologist’s circles, that it also has decided in his immense oscillating, injudicious and imprudent wisdom, to bless the planet with not just one absolute religion, but with at least 3 incongruous heretical failed religions to follow, my how majestic and magnanimous of him and blessed for us all)…

…Yet the atrocious lunacy does not stop there and is even worsened by the very primary reasons for the afflictions and threats having happened at all, for this alleged all-knowing most wise and most powerful architect sitting in its far-off unseen sky castle temple…it performs these deeds along with episodic browbeating discourses to only a select anonymous very few for the sole purposes of megalomaniacal self-fetishization and self-worship. Notwithstanding the various required superstitions, blood magic witchery and spellwork incantations, to make their presentation of absolutely no value and even more asinine..this Iron Age biblical master of the deserts, and perhaps a few nearby piles of craggy rocks, mounds and crevices, is shown to be a theological construct and on the whole a tribal absentee landlord who was largely mostly concerned with local real estate, blood, burnt animal sacrifices and love of self-exaltation, but is completely ineffectual. In the presented texts it is incontestably shown to be an alien, preposterous, contemptible, unknown, a jumble of confusion, primitive antiquated and obsolete deistic flotsam and jetsam, and still even today it remains as a backward unevolved self-idolator incapable of any sort of acumen or legitimacy whatsoever”.

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Allegedly knows the future of everything, everywhere at all times before it even happens (even way before it happens and even way long before that)…but gets…angry, smiteful, jealous, genocidal, infanticidal, vengeful, pestilential, malevolent, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, misogynistic, ultra extreme ethnocentric parochial, pyromaniacal, vaccicidal, filicidal, curse-hurling, cannibalistic, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, control-freak terrorist, vindictive and merciless,,,when stuff happens. More details at

Abrahamic Religions God, aka “Yahweh-Jehovah”, aka “The Great Serpent-Maker” , “The Celestial Dichotomy Deity” & “The King of the Mesopotamian Garden”, according to his very own autobiography admits that “He Creates the Evil”.

A more precise literary accurate representation of the OT biblical Y-J god of the garden according to the very inspired words that he spoke and wrote in his very own inspired bible thus admitting his truths by his own handwritten words that he wrote.
When the God writes that he’s Satan in his very own book then he must know what he’s talking about, believe his very own written words people.
When going on numerous god-commanded massacres missions for Jesus’ dad to take their lands, you have to kill all the babies, children, pregnant women, young and old, and all the animals every single f***ing last one of them, it’s the best and only way don’t you think the “Serpent-Maker God” and “King of the Mesopotamian Garden” ought to know best.
♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
Jesus’ father Yahweh-Jehovah made sure the soldiers got their dicks wet for glorious righteous hallelujah and Zion glory blessings, plus even get to BBQ some as a bonus aromatic blessing, the lord he is just so loving caring and a truly all-around swell god guy who’s perfect
…♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
♫♪♪♬…Onward, Christian soldiers!
Marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus
Going on before
Christ, the royal Master,
Leads against the foe;
Forward into battle,
See his banners go!…♫ ♩♩♫…
Why it waited so long to start over after such a long time and so many more victims makes absolutely no sense unless it’s dumb, when it could have started over soon after Adam and Eve, if you realize you screwed up a cake recipe by using salt instead of sugar, then why even continue mixing and pouring and baking it and putting it on plates and then decide “this cake tastes like manure I’m throwing it out and baking a fresh new cake”? That is absurdly dumb to wait so long, when it could have just started fresh with Adam and Eve’s grandchildren instead. But don’t forget though “God is Love” people, don’t forget he’s always been just love and only love all the time since forever because he’s all about love and loving everything and everyone…basically he’s actually really just a great big floating around the cosmos giant pink heart-shaped bubble floating around leaving rainbow colored love sparkles, cotton candy clouds and love chimes sounds everywhere he goes loving everyone (yep he loves everyone and I mean everyone, heck maybe even you), because he’s basically all full of heavenly marshmallows of love and just wants to hug you eternally filled with his magical love bubble chimes being all loved (and that’s also why sometimes he’s portrayed as a fuzzy furry rabbit giving out free chocolate eggs, gingerbread camels and candied peanuts to people all across the world, it’s true I read that somewhere or someone said something like that).
Which means that the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah god (aka “the Great Serpent-Maker” & “God of the Mesopotamian Garden”) cannot only give orders to slaughter babies and children, the old and young (and all the young sheep, cows, oxen, asses, goats, horses, camels etc, every single one of them for some obscure weird pointless reason), and he can even be satan and himself at the same time, but he also makes and sends evil spirits into people without any demon’s help at all (btw, the 10 deaths attributed to Satan are actually resulting from a test-bet that the floating in the sky Y-J petty miscreant deity initiated with his teammate errand boy Satan, so it’s actually “0 deaths”, see previous post excerpt for shocking detailed proof about those pointless snafus). #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth #gospeltruth.

However, since we know from Isaiah 45: 7 that the Hebrew Yahweh-Jehovah God is quoted saying “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, AND I CREATE EVIL” which implies that God is the Devil (more accurately “the Diabolus-slanderer” and not the Elohim, or Lucifer either of course because the Hebrews never wrote in Latin or Greek), thus the Yahweh-Jehovah God is then denigrating the 3 Synoptic Gospels with the help of his anonymous authors/demons mainly because he is actually the Diabolus/Devil as per his own stated quote in the text and he cannot lie (Now I’m not saying I support Marcion or Marcionism or Cerenthus, Valentinus or Cerdo or any of the many similar earliest Christian teachers, sects and cults leaders or anybody or any belief or desert guru, I’m just saying that as far as we know history tells us that Marcion actually wrote/recorded the very first New Testament books and the very first known gospel from the earliest known sources, well before the later 4 gospels were started to be even thought of and written), and even more surprising probably to many is that Marcion’s gospel is literally the “very 1st Christian gospel ever written or known about…ever”, i.e. – No gospel is ever even mentioned by any of the so-called church fathers before the appearance of Marcion’s “gospel”. As in there wasn’t even any mentions of any gospels whatsoever written by anybody before Marcion did his writing because instead it was just lots of different fables, sources and different ideas and cults floating around, (well they’re all cults actually anyway), we know there were quite a number of different and competing so-called “gospels” in the early years and early 2nd century and each one different from each other in very important ways as well as each one claiming a direct linear connection to the character of a Jesus and his disciples-clique or even having no disciples and being only celestial never even being on earth ever (there are known to have been almost 100 different “Christian” groups and followers of a new “Jesus character based religion” but with very different teachings and beliefs from one another at that time in the Levant, but each one claiming to be the right and true way…pick a card…any card, talk amongst yourselves about that interesting one and the first official known Christian gospel before the later official 4 gospels inventions quandary).

Marcion was persecuted only because he pointed out the blatantly obvious dichotomy and contradictions that are irreconcilable between the main OT god and the new NT god which without a doubt proved they were in fact 2 different gods.

What was Marcion’s actual ultimate crime? Why was he so hated by the newly appearing religion in power aristocracy-politburo? so to speak, by the ones assuming control and declaring and defining dogmas and inventing histories and theologies?…Because he publicly exposed the OT Yahweh-Jehovah tribal deity for being the malevolent moral monster it claimed to be and he emphasized Jesus too much! He was also hated for disagreeing with their interpretation of certain OT passages as being allegorical, to which Marcion replied was nothing more than a feeble attempt to disguise and whitewash the primitive barbarities of their scriptures.

Has a warped obsession with penis foreskins, blood magic sacrifices, abomination seafood and pork chops, cotton-polyester blends, smitings and unblemished animals…thinks menstruation cooties, invisible voodoo curses, water and wind demons, talking snakes and magical fruit are actually a thing.

But soon afterwards Marcion was persecuted, got outvoted, called a heretic and then excommunicated by the newly appearing and growing Yahwehism-Jehovahism sectarian version church fathers politburo who usurped control (which was no surprise really, just as numerous sects already existed for centuries so heretics were all over the place also, and there was no defining what a real heretic was anyway because even the excommunicating cliques were being called heretics by the excommunicated heretics who felt they were right and the true church being persecuted), although there still were many Marcionite churches scattered around that taught his gospel for centuries afterwards before slowly disappearing and finally eliminated by the new consensus thought-police church fathers politburo, so his ideas are not some new Hollywood movie plot or recent New Age tin foil hat conspiracy movement, it was real and the very first Christian gospel and bible version recorded ipso facto. Many scholars even think that Luke was created by just adding anti-Marcionite passages to Marcion’s gospel, or that both Luke and Marcion’s gospel are edited versions of some other lost prior gospel, those who support this last view usually maintain that the Gospel of Marcion is then closer to the original than canonical Luke which was written later including fake Paul information, and we know this because of the remaining evidences of conversations and letters about Marcion that date from the time he lived). Excommunicating, censuring, banishing and condemning each other as heretics all over the place all the time, because they simply couldn’t agree on their versions of stories about the very basic fundamental beliefs “No this goes in, that has to go”…”No, it stays and you go because you are a blasphemy guru”….”No no no, it stays out and both of you are heretics and servants of Satan (who isn’t Lucifer (the ancient Roman name for the planet Venus) or the Devil (diabolus) because Hebrews never spoke or wrote Latin or Greek), but we’ll make some other things up first then have a vote, we will vote and add and take away, invent more and vote more until we have the “Word of God” etc and so on). They were having all kinds of councils, synods, votes, more councils and more banishments and more added fiction for the next council and meetings constantly and they still couldn’t agree, the snowball just kept growing bigger with more snow and even sand and pebbles in it. The most boring and dumb eternal arguments and votes ever. Did he or didn’t he exist and what was his name anyway?, was he a man, a demon or god or god-man or a phantasm? Just what the heck did he say anyway? Hey you there, do you guys or anybody there know what he said or did or if he existed? I think we need a big meeting and let’s have a vote! Hey you brother Copeland and Hinn verily tell us what he said (From the time he was claimed to have lived in the narrative novels and wowing and amazing many thousands with magical feats and even rising zombies afterwards, not even one writer, historian, philosopher, ruler, soldier, politician, rabbi or any person whatsoever made any mention of it, Philo of Alexandria the Hellenistic Jewish philosopher was even in Jerusalem for a while during the time period but seems to not be aware of anything unusual going on or noteworthy, it’s all just only…..crickets. Thankfully later plenty of pagan traditions and stuff was added, picking good important earlier pagan dates and customs for the holidays and celebrations, including ancient pagan Croatian customs such as the holiday trees, wreaths, painted eggs, mistletoe etc).

Besides the 1st Council of Nicaea in the 4th century, Eusebius was hugely responsible for fabricating and spreading the new religion text material, aka as the “Father of Church History” he was the 4th century “Christian historian”, bishop, exegete, and Christian polemicist (explainer/excuses-maker/editor in charge of theological mind control propaganda). The Council of Nicaea ordered by emperor Constantine, and the “writer” Eusebius, are both largely (but not solely) responsible for the bible versions used today, well most of them anyway, and in the process continued and expedited the hoped for obliteration of the very first and oldest original Christianities which used the oldest original oral traditions, sources and beliefs. Oh that good ol’ Eusebius and his fantasyland forged writing shenanigans and time warping history fabrication skills (aka “the Oral Roberts of the 4th Century”, “The Quickest Pen East of Tarsus”, “The Caesarea Maritima Hurricanea”, “The Lyrical Lightning from the Levant”, “The Kenneth Copeland of Byzantium”, “The Constantinople Cobra”, “The Master of Exegesis” etc). The guy who took on the role and responsibility for inventing/censuring/interpolating/recording the first 300 years of the new state backed religion, as well as inventing stories, people and martyrs out of thin air with no sources, was known for omitting and changing material as he saw fit, he was basically a lying fabulist and dishonest forging sectarian guru (If he was alive today he would be like a Kenneth Copeland, Peter Popoff, Morris Cerullo, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell combined with a little bit of Billy Graham all put together and that’s the gospel truth).

As for the findings and opinions of Marcion, many people today have come to the exact same conclusion just by reading the text, it’s that simple. For example according to Dan Barker who is a former Bible-Belt Pastor, and many, many, many scholars over the years and others, the OT god is correctly described as the most unpleasant character in all fiction; jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, ultra extreme ethnocentrist parochial, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, pyromaniacal, angry, merciless, curse-hurling, vaccicidal, aborticidal, cannibalistic, slavemonger, homicidal, evil, and a terrorist, and it even admits it himself that he creates evil and more, see his website for easy to read proof with the bible verses people don’t like to admit exists which shows that the OT god is really no god at all but is more an absurd “local” primitive tribal moral monster. (Basically, all that modern day rigmarol about all-knowing, all-wise, all-loving, omni this, omni that etc, especially by telescamvangelists today, is just personal invented faith shekels seeds jimble jamble).

That’s right, the OT tribal Yahweh-Jehovah god of all later Abrahamic religions (aka ” the Great Powerful Serpent-Maker”), and their offshoots and mutations, is really not all that “omni this” and “omni that” or all-powerful and all-knowing as claimed by many excuses-making delusional fabulists, but it instead actually comes across as not particularly smart at all and something that is inept and even easily duped (that is until later when he turns into a malevolent miscreant, genocidal, infanticidal, cannibalistic, jealous, addle-minded, merciless mass-murdering, evil creating, mega-ethnocentrist slavemongering, bloodthirsty and sacrifices demanding tribal overlord when it finally realized that it actually was duped by a puny talking time travelling snake that he didn’t even know existed, so the Abrahamic biblical Yahweh-Jehovah tribal god is actually extremely dumb and contradictory from the start). Also very problematic, thousands of years later supposedly when the god and satan are chatting at his throne, when he is called one of the sons of god, both are on the same team testing, torturing and smiting the Job character and destroying his possessions and killing his family and slaves, satan says he just came back from walking around on the earth back and forth, BUT…SNAKES DON’T WALK!, #gospeltruth. (Ridiculous absurd Job-Yahweh-Satan story explained).

The book title of “Jesus from Outer Space: What the Earliest Christians Really Believed” by Dr. Richard Carrier may seem humorous at first or perhaps even outrageous to scamvangelists, but believe it or not it’s actually a very correct description of the views of the earliest Christians which is supported by the earliest written sources, 100% correct actually. Because even the older Jewish scripture world view has many examples of the same concepts, it was believed that the various angels, demons, Yahweh-Jehovah God’s throne and temple, (the “real outer space Jerusalem” and “real temple” not the imitation Earth ones, there were also mansions and castles and various creatures in “outer space” depending on which of the 7 layers of the outer space heavens you were at), the later Satan-Devil-Lucifer etc character, and that various battles and wars raged and were taking place somewhere “out there” in “outer space”, the whole Satan-Job-God’s bet thing took place in the same “outer space” realm somewhere beyond the Moon in one of the “7 heavens” i.e. – the 7 heavenly layers in the literal physical “outer space”. When various Old Testament superhero characters appeared or disappeared or when prophets or people were snatched they didn’t beam up instantly or teleport into some other plane of existence or alternate tangent unseen spirit universe (like in a Bewitched episode), but instead they just floated up to somewhere “out there” up, up and away above the clouds to “outer space”, almost like a balloon or in a staged play being pulled up by strings and ropes by people behind the curtains (even planets and stars were represented beings in their astrotheology such as how the planet Venus represents the Devil-Satan-Lucifer at different times, as well as other earthly rulers such as the King of Babylon (Shining One/Morning Star/Light bearer etc) as well as representing the Jesus character also)…

Lots of people wonder what did the Jesus character look like anyway? (after the manger, Herod, UFO and Egypt days that is)….well what you see is what you get from the official sources, he looks like a freak apparently and probably has a hard time eating a hamburger too.

Interestingly the answer is, in all of the 27 books in the NT there is actually only one instance where the reader gets any physical description of his appearance, and that would be in the book of Revelation as illustrated above (and strangely a book used as a plot or theme for even a number of Hollywood movies for some weird reason). Because as the newest scheming and lurking secret underworld apocalyptic blood magic death cult (aka the blood magic mind control doomsday death cult “Jesus Gang” by some historians and scholars), had started to slowly spread and mutate further, then eventually yet another book was conjured and patched together by their secret suspicious dark sectarian writer going by the name of “John” writing on the Greek island of Patmos, and lo and behold it’s the one and only NT physical description of the Jesus character found anywhere (Yahwehism-Jehovahism sure is weirdly about lots of swords…1/4 of the planet being killed “by sword“, swords coming out of mouths, sword this sword that, heck even an angel in the garden has a sword and steel wasn’t even invented yet, oh and chariots all over the place too, you can’t have a doomsday without weird creatures and things riding chariots can you?). However, it is known that he largely borrowed and adapted symbolisms, tropes and descriptions from the Hebrew bible/OT books of Daniel, Ezekiel, Psalms and Isaiah to fabricate his particular incoherent ramblings and delusional alternate universe fantasy narrative, and it very apparently seems to be at a time when “the writer” had a total psychotic mental break with reality during a period of psychosis and a heightening obsessed fixation delirium (which is usually the case with these fringe doomsday groups then and even now, it’a a thing), with the in his mind soon coming victory of his blood magic death cult leader from outer space, and for his faithful loyal minions also, i.e. – victory of his one world theocratic Yahwehism-Jehovahism mind control blood magic government and ruled by a kingdom of back from the dead genderless zombie priests with new spacesuit bodies and fancy robes…then choir singing 24 hrs a day and ruling the planet forever! Glo-Ry! The author is so obviously deranged and delusional in his imaginary multi-headed and bodied winged anthropomorphic creatures, and rivers of flowing blood, and beasts and dragons out of the sea, and strange beings, winepresses of blood, lamps and trumpets and falling stars to earth, horses with lion heads breathing fire, smoke, sulfur and with tails of biting snakes, smoke from the abyss and scorpions (and the Euphrates river also of course because you just gotta have the Euphrates river included, everyone knows that) and other similar mental disordered abstract concepts ravings, that in a way he actually even makes the former Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Applewhite in a way seem almost completely normally sane by comparison (because at least he and his small group were the only ones involved in their particular views and beliefs, and they were not attempting to apply it to or include others outside of their small group to join them, and especially not applying their views and beliefs onto the entire world and every humanoid in it). Anyway, it is what it is and that’s what the Jesus looks like according to the bible supposedly, and that’s straight from the horse’s mouth. #gospeltruth.

…However, remaining written evidences clearly show that the earliest and oldest cults and sects of later so-called “Christians” (i.e. – the various many earliest apocalyptic Jewish cults and secret mystery religions adherents and gnostics that eventually mutated to become so-called “Christians” only much later), most of them never even believed in an actual physically born “Jesus” character, they instead believed he arrived from somewhere “out there” from “outer space” from a different god not related to the OT main skydaddy. Interestingly, even the Saul/Paul character who is the first writer about the topic and also the first writer in the NT and who takes up over half of it (that we have remaining textual evidence for anyway but it’s still only from the 3rd century anyway, so who the heck knows what any earlier original material (edited redacted material?) was comprised of), he never at any time even mentions anything ever about any phyisical Jesus actually being on earth or being born on Earth, or born by Mary or even born by any earthly mother, or performing any miracles or magic, having a ministry, raising zombies, curing lepers and the blind from demons etc or even actually being crucified on earth by anyone. In a way his supposed writings are actually more in line with Marcion and other gnostic mystery religions types gurus/writers who likewise believed Jesus was not born as an actual physical man on Earth but instead was a descending “phantasm” that “came down” from “out there” in deepest “outer space” (SPACE, SPAce, SPace, space, space…)…

A more detailed explanation and the less well-known facts about the real Iron Age origins of later Levantine blood magic sorcery cults and sectarian beliefs, abstract concepts wacky theologies, astrotheologies, cosmologies and related primitive thought patterns and behaviorisms, from the author (You won’t hear these facts and truths from telescamvangelists, pastors and preachers because their primary aim and job is to specifically and intentionally hide all these facts and truths from the unknowing clueless masses, usually by using their “Pretend Truths” modus operandi and just pretending, inventing and making up a bunch of other stuff as theological smoke and mirrors illusionary truths).
And then not even getting into the many real world events and situations which are further fails upon fails examples of the early Paul and later Jesus Gang gospels novels beliefs and predictions etc, which would take many, many, many posts and blogs to cover all the examples. For instance, and not even getting into the ancient Alexandria, Antioch and today’s absurd Jerusalem fiasco which is a total debacle mess of a situation. Above we see the Holy Hagia Sophia Grand Mosque in Istanbul Turkey, which everyone knows used to be the Hagia Sophia Cathedral in the former Constantinople which used to be the capital city of the Eastern Roman Empire/Byzantium for centuries (and even renamed as the “New Rome” by then Emperor Constantine). Built in 537 it eventually was turned into a mosque after the Fall of Constantinople in 1453 to the Muslim Ottoman Empire. In a nutshell, what’s up with that then? that’s now almost 600 years of being a mosque instead of a promised new genderless zombie spacesuit body-fest in the clouds as guaranteed almost 2,000 years ago supposedly, surely St. Paul, Jesus and St. Peter and the various anonymous gospels novels writers and so-called “church fathers” must then be very upset, embarrassed and ready to send some good ol’ OT smitings and plagues. And not only that, the Hagia Sophia in Istanbul in Turkey (known as Anatolia back then because the Turkic tribes didn’t arrive there from the east until the 11th century), it still today remains the center of the Orthodox Christianity faith…But wait a second, 600 year old newsflash… it’s a mosque! in a now Muslim country! Just think about that for a second, it’s like France being the headquarters for Islam. In other words, It’s a frikin muslim mosque in a muslim country which is a verily embarrassing fucked up snafu situation (it’s even weird strange to even have a mosque inside a former infidel cathedral anyway, it’s sort of like putting a mosque in a former infidel pagan temple, or like converting the Japanese Izumo-taisha shrine into a Jehovah’s Witness’ kingdom hall, or the Buddhist Mahabodhi Temple into a Jewish synagogue, or the Mormon main Salt Lake Temple into a Hindu Temple etc, and it’s just yet another proof that it’s all a man-made Abrahamic religions theologies vortex of mutations making more mutational primitive thought and behaviorism patterns vortexes resulting in even further invented failed theologies). For those already familiar with the history of this topic, then you’ll know that the leaders in Serbia claimed for a time that Belgrade will be the new 3rd Rome (but it was soon instead controlled and ruled by the Turkish muslims for over 400 years which is sort of the opposite of becoming a new Rome) and then in Russia leadership also claiming that Moscow will be the 3rd Rome (what next 4th Rome? 5th..6th? even Charlemagne in the 8th-9th century could have declared a new Rome somewhere but he didn’t much care about it and he just let Rome stay in Rome…although if he did it could very well have expedited the appearance of the Beast and probably the capture of Jerusalem by the Dragon and False Prophet from out of the sea, you never know), but this is all just more absurd smoke and mirrors “pretend world” mythomania dreaming and gabbing powers not meaning anything in reality, because there is and was no need for a so-called 3rd or new Rome (why?..because Rome is already in Rome where it’s always been, that’s right Rome is actually in Rome and didn’t teleport or disappear to anywhere, if you go to Rome today you will even actually be in the exact same Rome that was Rome in Roman times when it was coincidentally known as Rome, it’s true believe it or not, I’m not Italian or Roman but I fully admit that Rome is in Rome. We know that in the 4th century the Goths, Vandals and various barbaric tribes invaded Italy, and that soon imperial Rome fell being replaced by various so-called “barbaric kingdoms” and rulers (Odoacer, Alaric, Genseric, Theoderic, Vitiges, Totila etc) but they didn’t bring along any new religion and theologies taking over temples or buildings etc, or even intervene or interfere or much care for any religious dealings going on because they were mostly pagans and they even considered themselves upholders of the direct line of Roman tradition and existence (and they never attempted to impose Gothic as the new official language and culture either), they mainly ruled the former Rome and Roman empire and administered it from then on but it still existed and so Rome didn’t actually go anywhere because it’s where it’s always been, but that’s another topic). The only thing that one can logically conclude from the transpired events and situation in even just this example then is that St. Paul, Jesus and the gospels novels writers were wrong and way, way, way off in their predictions and just plain liars…or that Jesus must have changed his mind and said “Ahhh fuck it all to hell this fucking shit, I’m gonna let these guys have my cathedral I’m too busy doing other stuff” or “Geeez, I’m too busy making bleeding paintings miracles, curing headaches demons possessions and showing my face in crackers and toast, just open a mall there instead” or something similar (In a way when you think about it, it probably would have even been better if the Muslims destroyed it then built a brand new mosque in its place, because by using it they’re basically giving a big middle finger to the religion, and so that’s almost 600 years of middle fingers which is hugely embarrassing and problematic, as well as making the religion completely baseless and pointless). What are the opinions of current day telescamvangelists, fabulist ad hoc rationalizing pastors, preachers using abstract mental gymnastics and similar fabulizing gurus about even just this one particular historical fail?, well not much really and actually nothing at all, because in their “Pretend World” I discussed earlier it’s not important, it doesn’t mean anything or they just pretend the problematic reality doesn’t exist and didn’t happen and that everything’s hunky dory gosh dang darn diddly darn dang ding dong doodly darned glorious and biblical and Glo-Ry! etc. That’s because the main thing is just getting lots of faith seeds shekels for their temples coffers, selling lots of books and DVDs, more air time and coffee and cake gabbing meetings (and lots of miraculous headaches and itchy feet miracle cures and “miracle oils” of course). Heck, I bet if the above scene was instead in front of the Eiffel Tower, the White House, Buckingham Palace, Prague Castle, Tokyo Stadium, the Brandenburg Gate, Forbidden City Palace, Disneyland Castle etc, telescamvangelists would still be doing their “Pretend World” shticks and schemes ad nauseam…because that’s the mighty “Power of Pretend“. Real things and real history fails and real world contradictions and failed predictions problems that are opposite to claims are irrelevant when it comes to the great magical “Pretend World” in their minds basically. Image: cnn

(Actually, after updating this post there’s even more related nonsense going on even as I’m writing this about some of the above information, again with the so-called “Christian World”. As Russia is currently invading Ukraine again, in the news once again is the behind the scenes church politics going on that is never far behind the politicians. The Russian Orthodox Church clergy leadership and spokesmen (the previously KGB-approved Russian Orthodox Church I should add which explains much) vilifying the Ukrainian Orthodox Church and nation and supporting the invasion, and the Serbian Orthodox Church (which already has big problems and conflicts with the Montenegrin Orthodox Church and Macedonian Orthodox Church and even their very existence) is once again also supporting the Russian invasion and because they also do not recognize the existence of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church considering it illegal and heretical, although just politically heretical at most because it actually is legally recognized as autocephalous independent and equal by the Patriarch of Constantinople (Istanbul), however already there are reports of the Serbian public and media displaying public support for the defeat of Ukraine with a number of Serb politicians stating that Ukrainians are just trash, Serb church representatives taking part in rallies supporting the Russian Jesus invasion of Ukraine, actually even stating that Putin is a great Serb and the Serbian Orthodox Church leadership largely just parroting the propaganda statements coming from mental case Putin, the Kremlin and the state-controlled television propaganda, and even reports of Serb paramilitaries and volunteers going to support the Russians on the battlefields (again like since 2014) as usual under the guise of “Orthodox brothers” fighting their European enemies and representing some sort of weird imaginary “True Orthodox Cyrillic World” vs. the European Democratic Non-Cyrillic Non-Orthodox Countries…that aren’t really countries or even nations and people supposedly according to their politico-religious mythomania delusions (although Bulgaria, Greece and Romania have their own national autocephalous independent Orthodox Churches already but they’re not involved in the imaginary holy battle propaganda or support the Russian invasions either, the only other major supporters of the invasion currently in the news are the Iranian leader Ali Khamenei, Ramzan Kadyrov of Chechnya and North Korea’s Kim Jong-un and that doesn’t help their case much the way I see it), and so the absurdities carnival vortex and “Jesus Politics” continues, Jesus is a really awful and absurd politician it seems and can’t get it right just like his old man, that’s besides not keeping his promises, giving anymore secret mystical cryptic news scoops or blinding visions to anybody or even existing in the first place (unless of course the ultimate plan is to conquer Istanbul-Constantinople to have their flag rightfully fly above the Hagia Sophia (Jesus was evicted and sent packing from there in the 15th century and so he should rightfully be allowed to move back home to live in his house shouldn’t he?, instead of being homeless and mostly travelling around the television stations in North Carolina, Virginia and Texas which is just really pathetic (am I the only one who knows these heavenly sent mystical truths and divinely revealed cryptic esoteric secrets?). I declare then that…Mr. Putin, now is the time to end the blasphemous shame and bring Jesus home already and then have a great big Welcome Home party!…including balloons, party favors, ribbons, confetti, sparklers and lots of bacon-wrapped garlic butter pan-fried shrimp, lobster, crab salad and pork tenderloin of course, perhaps even inviting all of Abraham’s brothers to the party so probably ordering extra wine would be a good idea, a great big exciting Abrahamic house opening shindig basically), but then again perhaps Putin and his very few allies-minions are the real Christians as they claim, killing foreign country civilians and children and destruction for the lord just like good ol’ Joshua back in the glorious exciting bible hocus pocus adventures times, although come to think of it Joshua and his generals and later rulers would have certainly killed all the Christians back then too for being heretical abominations idolators and gentile infidel pagans not obeying the specifically given blood magic rules and laws of the Yahweh-Jehovah which he demanded (he demanded that every single one of them be strictly followed…or else, you don’t get to cherry pick which laws to follow people), and so that would surely cause him to be likewise smiteful today and pronounce a curse or plague or something). It’s all very absurd and reminiscent of the whole Jim Bakker vs. Jerry Falwell conflict and back and forth accusations war (the prophetess-apostless Tammy-Faye was wailing and lamenting crying so much all the time so it must have surely also been an excruciating painful time, even her doghouse she mentions in one of the videos below, rumor says that it was left decrepit and falling apart and practically in ruins just like the Jerusalem temple way back, it’s almost prophetic in a way and probably predicted in the bible somewhere). However maybe the Pope, Pat Robertson, Kenneth Copeland or Benny Hinn (or some of the other television shekels faith seeds prophets apostles in some videos below) will put on their fresh clean undies laid out for them on their bed in the morning, wave their hands and work it all out with their heaven sent gabbing tongues powers and magical water, or at least make a cream and fruit-filled pastry appear out of thin air and seen by many).

Numbers 15:32–36…”While the people of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron and to all the congregation. They put him in custody, because it had not been made clear what should be done to him. And the Lord said to Moses, “The man shall be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp.” And all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him to death with stones, as the Lord commanded Moses.“…

…But we see these blatant transgressions against Yahweh-Jehovah every weekend these days including even picking up rakes, shovels, brooms, pails and bags and outrageously even branches. plants, shrubs, dirt and even piles of grass and leaves, grabbing and moving around dirt and plants, sometimes even lifting and moving around boxes and bags full of stuff people!…on the very lord’s weekend people!!! If today’s televangelist shekels prophets were actually real apostles of Yahweh-Jehovah instead of being just bad shekels actors, then we could finally righteously put a stop to all these blatantly heretical transgressors who are disobeying the lord’s given words and making a mockery and who even verily mocketh his word name and his very written words and word name laws (I’m pretty sure I also see cotton-polyester blend tops and women wearing men’s pants fashion which is then actually a diabolical triple transgression, and if they ended up having bacon-wrapped shrimp with cheese sauce for lunch it could very well even be a 6 transgression day which would be a blatant nefarious disobedience display of biblical proportions I tell you. When oh when oh lord will the transgressors stop and finally repent of their offences against the lord’s weekend and enter through the temple gates of glorious Zion with joy and amazement, let them at last make amends to the glorious celestial yom kippur goat skylord and thus praise his father Yahweh-Jehovah with the gifts of many lamps, ample oil, unblemished sheep and pigeons etc, amen)…

Anyway, that’s as far as I’ll go in this post regarding the nativities stories topic, there’s more problematic issues and contradictions involved as well as parallels with older pagan religions stories and legends, which I would have to make a bunch of posts about to go over point by point, as well as cases of mistranslating and changing meanings of appropriated text excerpts, but I think even these few highlighted main points suffice to prove my position. Historical inaccuracies, hocus pocus, contradictions and red flags all over the place which clearly indicate and prove that we are dealing with anonymously written personal fictions, religious syncretism patterns, ancient cultural diffusions and various invented, changed and mutating theologies.

Without even getting into dinosaur’s and plate tectonics times hundreds of millions of years ago to meteorite impact craters from billions of years ago (or parsecs and light years and carbon-based life, accelerating expanding universe, and a bunch of other cosmic scientific facts), but still long before the invention of the wheel, cheese stuffed crust 5-meat pizza, latex balloon pants, farming and the modern day concept of free range chickens, the example of the European hunter-gatherers of the Stone Age, Upper Paleolithic, through the LGM Ice Age and to the Mesolithic spanning from well over 50,000 to about 5,000 years ago, is another evidence that the biblical history-chronology is bonkers ridiculous not in touch with the real world (and especially their various so-called “genealogies” as infantile absurd fables almost like a comedy). Because we have learned that there were at times different archaic humanoids and human species’ living simultaneously on the planet on the different continents and regions of the world with each having their own physical characteristics, we know by proven evidences there were various archaic multiregional humanoids evolutions and later still microevolutions within the multiregional evolutions including their later cultural, technological and even gastronomy, hair and clothes fashions evolutions history which have continued and still exist even right up to our day, the various pygmy peoples being one well known example (yet they expect lucid sane people to believe that various Caucasoid, Negroid and other Asian branches of populations and their proven regional microevolutions, and the New World Indigenous Native tribes peoples also who go back at least 10’s of thousands of years ago, all of them just go back to some newly appeared Adam in a garden 6,000 years ago? or even more absurd actually from only just a Noah character family, from only his 3 sons only 4,700 years ago?…when the Akkadian Empire and Indus Valley civilization were already approaching their height? time of the Egyptian Old Kingdom and the already long established Danubian culture civilization period? and other civilizations and empires, but only 8 people on the planet at the time you say?, only 8 people on the entire planet Earth? That’s it just 8 people on the planet 4,700 years ago?…hehehe that’s a good one, I and just about any other sane person call bullshitism on that, invent and tell some more magical stories they’re hilarious and quite a creative “Pretend World” comedy). These various classifications and branches of humanoids took millions and then hundreds of thousands and then tens of thousands of years to evolve and attain their characteristics and start civilizations and become the humanoids of the present period, they didn’t just magically appear out of thin air in the recent past Bronze Age like a rabbit out of a hat, or one of those canes that turn into a flower magic trick (same goes for other mammals and animals). We have many evidences leading right up to the Holocene period, that people had religious rituals, shamanistic traditions, ritual burials and they also left behind many cave paintings and archaeological evidences that we are still finding today. And although many televangelists and scamvangelists and related fabulist charlatan minions disagree and refuse to believe, the truth is that would be a lot longer before any Abrahamic religions and their biblical 6.000 year old universes even existed or was even thought up yet (seriously where exactly does an Adam and Eve and talking snake fit into this proven real world history? these Upper Paleolithic humans would have existed even before the moon and sun which was made after the earth according to their history narrative). To be so fixated and manic-obsessed with only just that ancient Canaan-Levant universe bubble and their neurotic fixations-mania with their various fictions stories and superheroes characters, can even correctly be termed as a mental illness and likewise as sick people with a psychosis out of touch with reality (using that “Pretend Truth” methodology I mentioned earlier), 8 out of 10 Ice Age EEMH cavepeople agree and insist they verily existed and ate bison steaks long before a talking snake duped the god of the garden. The above scene recreates the people in their hut having a bison steaks bbq and roasted chestnuts during the Upper Paleolithic period circa. 40,000 years ago. Image: Frank Wiersema

And it’s really not surprising, remember humanoids over thousands of years have become very good at telling various stories, many of them are even very complicated and full of various new weird abstract concepts, magical thinking and pretend world ideas, as well instances of people outright lying (that’s right, perhaps shocking to many but I even checked various sources and came across at least 20-30 cases in history of people just outright lying, as in just personally invented lying, and that’s just going back to 1911! I even have very valid reasons to believe that the numbers may even be 5 to 10 times more liars than even that! Because when you have all the time in the world sitting around for decades and lifetimes pathologically obsessed, consumed-fixated and just focusing on writing and inventing a religion and that’s all, then it’s not really that hard to invent all sorts of stuff and lie about stuff), and some are badly thought out and primitive and absurd invented stories and cosmologies, some stories go off in this direction and others go off in that direction to invent and incorporate more bullshitism depending on the agenda of the author/storyteller, some mutate and syncretize with other stories and become a new story, or even new stories again going off in different directions and diffusing and mutating again (which is still going on even today…because the newer invented ideas, concepts and abstract mental gymnastics theologies may mutate and change but the underlying fundamental basic modus operandi of blood magic mind control cults and sectarian beliefs is still the same as thousands of years ago)…

The great eternal chasm of “Mythomania” vs. sanity and known documented real world “Reality”.
Because we know that the Noah’s ark and flood and Garden of Eden stories are direct results of borrowings, cultural diffusion and religious syncretism and folklore mutations from older pagan fable legends and stories in the Levant, such as adaptions from the Epic of Gilgamesh of ancient Mesopotamia as just one example, then it’s sort of funny that Abrahamic religions are ultimately following and believing in ancient pagan Mesopotamian inspired legends and myths, which very well could be heretical and blasphemous. Or even more weird, the biblical tribal Y-J deity in its outer space sky castle temple has to cheat sheet copy or at least greatly emulate older pagan myths ideas and legends, which shows no originality right from the start.
Authority is Truth,….Yes Authority is Truth, Truth is NOT Authority…Yes Truth is NOT Authority,
Right from the beginning of the purported 1st Paul cabal writings to the later mutated and developing and mutating some more new religion, still even today but especially the early period, their greatest worry was always that any dedicated and persistent truth-seekers in the world might take the trouble to expose their hoax. Paul had to entice and frighten innocent and simple-minded gullible peasants into believing his outrageous concoctions and claims, he had to brainwash them into submission to obey and listen to only him and him alone (i.e. – nobody else, only him and not other “Christians” who were Christians even before Paul while Paul was arresting, beating them and putting them in prison). He, and his cabal after him (especially and mainly because of his failed promised doomsday and new immortal spacesuit body zombifications during his lifetime guaranteed by his celestial skylord), they therefore had to vehemently oppose any intellectual methodology that might lead to the truth, therefore empiricism, evidences, proofs, but especially rationality, logic, common sense thinking, science, reality, were enemies to the early cults and sects and from the Devil character, they were tools of the Devil. All these things would henceforth also become enemies of the newly appearing so-called churches, converts who did not follow blindly were allied with the Devil (i.e. – asking questions or studying the real natural world, real cosmos, real history, real causes of diseases and finding cures, science and scientific discoveries etc is Devil’s work). If the new conscript refused to believe every single statement, utterance, creed, abstract concepts theological construct, myth, fable construct, every fabricated lie and magical thinking hocus pocus story…on “faith”, 100% every single one of them, they were then under the power of the Devil doing the Devil’s work, mind control at its finest…

…The Lord told me such and such…Yes the Lord told you such and such, The zombies were raised seen by many….Yes the zombies were raised seen by many, Talking snakes and magical fruit exists…Yes talking snakes and magical fruit exists, There are no contradictions or fictions it’s ALL true even the lies you have the faith…Yes there are no contradictions or fictions it’s ALL true even the lies I have the faith, The Lord spoke to me and said this and that..Yes the Lord spoke to you and said this and that, You will not pick up sticks on weekends or boil a goat in it’s mother’s milk…Yes I will not pick up sticks on weekends or boil a goat in it’s mother’s milk, The Lord Yahweh said kill the men, women and children and babies…Yes the Lord Yahweh said kill the men, women and children and babies, Jonah lived in the fish for 3 days…Yes Jonah lived in the fish for 3 days, Magical thinking and blood magic faith will give you a future immortal zombie spacesuit body…Yes magical thinking and blood magic faith will give me a future immortal zombie spacesuit body…The Lord told me that…Yes the Lord told you that, Hallelujah Amen Glory…Yes Hallelujah Amen Glory, You will give many faith shekels seeds to the temple coffers…Yes I will give many faith shekels seeds to the temple coffers, The holy spirit said to me…Yes the holy spirit said to you, My magical thinking in my mind is the truth and real…Yes the magical thinking in your mind is the truth and real, If you do not follow my exact instructions and worldview theologies you will get the eternal fire burnings and worms…Yes if I do not follow your exact instructions and worldview theologies I will get the eternal fire burnings and worms, You will not ask questions, doubt or enquire about things…Yes I will not ask questions, doubt or enquire about things,

This is not mind control…Yes this is not mind control…

…storytellers and fables makers from the Bronze Age and Iron Age, from the ancient Romans and Greeks, from ancient Egyptians, from ancient Mesopotamia, from the Sumerians, Babylonians, Akkadians, Phoenicians, Hebrews, Canaanites, Persians, Zoroastrianism etc and so on (and lots of old and even older stories and legends from the ancient Chinese, Indians, Japanese etc also, lots of people forget that and that the world is actually much larger than just the Middle East or just ancient Canaan, a whole lot larger actually). Heck I’ll bet cavepeople during the Ice Age and Stone Age 40,000 years ago were without a doubt telling various stories around the fire in their caves and huts when not painting and drawing art on the walls, making weapons, decorative objects, clothes or when eating bbq mammoth and bison steaks. Humanoids tell stories basically.

A brief introduction to some of the facts and topics discussed here (although there’s much more contradictions, errors, problematic issues and related astounding earthshaking problematic facts not fully examined here because they would cause many to leave all the Abrahamic religions in a jiffy and probably immediately rightfully burn all their various bibles, korans and tanakhs so as to free their souls from damnation and the eternal Egyptian Lake of Fire and burning worms and pitchforking), and it’s stuff you sure won’t hear from necromantic telescamvangelists, pastors and fabulist preachers etc, (and their book writers and DVDs also of course, pay particular attention at 43:06 which is very suspicious shekels shenanigans going on, the Paul character in “his” writings actually a number of times alludes to rightful coins donations for himself which sure is wierd considering he believed the end of the world was going to happen during his lifetime and any day…or hour, which is just like deceitful telescamvangelists-witches and similar fables purveyors-fabulists today) because it complicates the shekels seeds for the cultic temples coffers and coffee and cake meetings, and because it “factually” contradicts and complicates their “Pretend World” alternate reality and failed apocalyptic guru superheroes origins stories, as well as because it exposes many of the scheming suspicious dark underworld cult members characters, their early obscure sectarian filth abstract concepts theologies thinking patterns and behaviorisms, and their primitive mind control propaganda and mutating fake news industry schemes (cartoons included).

At my very first post “National Security Alert: Foreign Televangelists, Cults, Sects“ I touch upon a cornucopia of problematic issues, contradictions and wrong information throughout both the Old Testament and New Testament texts, as well as a bunch of related facts and historical information that’s good to know. And all 3 Abrahamic religions (and all their many offshoots) are directly affected, I’m actually not singling out any of them because they all come from the same original sources anyway, from the same geographically coterminous cultures and their primitive behaviorisms, from the same cultural and religious milieus, diffusions and syncretisms. Even just the very existence of all 3 Abrahamic religions (and all their mutations and offshoots) is proof and further evidence that none of them are what they claim and pretend to be. If someone doubts that statement, then in the Middle East just what is it that Christianity actually ushered in? Well, from the after the fact state of things for centuries it helped give birth to another monstrous Abrahamic mutations creation and repulsive faith system known as Mohamudanism and Islam, that’s the facts, the repugnant Islamic Abrahamic world of grotesqueries and make-believe is predominant across the Levant and Middle East primarily because of the following further inventions and mutations from the Christianities that existed before it, ipso facto.

Robin the so-called Boy Wonder had a hard time differentiating between fact and anonymously written contradictory theological agendas and pretend world mythomania fictions because he was under magical thinking mind control from the local apostle-witches, he later went on to become Pat Robertson’s personal chauffeur and pool cleaner helping to defeat numerous demon sweaters and slacks.

Like I briefly mentioned at the beginning of this post, I still have no general issues with the Hibernal Solstice/Midwinter holidays (including the related New Year’s Eve) and the various related customs, traditions and festivities for the already explained reasons, basically because they come from the ancient Pagan Croat Hyperborean tribes time in antiquity, times that long predate the much, much, much later so-called new “Christmas Holidays”, and many of them were over time incorporated into the holiday anyway, i.e. – the interesting enjoyable stuff and foods and hooch etc. So it doesn’t mean I’m going to all of a sudden jump on the bandwagon and convert to become a Mormon, or Jehovah’s Witness, Muslim or Baha’i, or even to Buddhism or Hinduism etc either (I don’t particularly believe for a second there’s any chance of me reincarnating into another animal, bird, rodent or into crawling bug maggot larvae or an angler fish, and besides the Ganges is not all that great for a ritualistic dip these days anyway the last time I read about it, and the Jordan river is high on the polluted list too so that doesn’t get impressive high holy marks either (that one really bothers me a lot because I’m a big supporter of saving the environment, wildlife, trees, air and water, I mean if it’s that holy and important I would enact laws and strict regulations to keep the water as clean as possible, because also every year lots of tourists go there, although usually it’s just mostly various brainwashed religious cult members and fundamental fanatical religious sect groups who go there to put on strange robes, stare at the clouds and dip their toes or head to hopefully catch a glimpse of a magical pigeon purportedly living in the area, and because it’s supposedly where the Ephraimites were slain by Jephthah and where many Midianites were slain supposedly, then to buy souvenirs, trinkets, bottled water and burgers [The pollution of the river is largely a result of raw sewage coming from Israeli, Palestinian and Jordanian sources, plus agricultural run-off – largely pesticides and fertilisers – and hormone-enriched effluent from fish farms, according to Friends of the Earth Middle East (FoEME), who also call it “a very unholy mix” which has destroyed the ecosystem, I rest my case]…although it’s guaranteed that I and everyone in the history of the world including the reader, will eventually be a decomposing corpse being eaten by maggot larvae that’s a given, unless you’re cremated of course), I also can’t join the Shinto religion either even if I wanted too because I’m not Japanese the last time I checked (Where will I go then? It’s a secret adventure…maybe where Zalmoxis, Dionysus, or Hercules is or maybe Valhalla or to the infinite eternal Hyperborean bliss with plenty topnotch pork tenderloin, bacon wrapped garlic-butter pan fried shrimp, wines, beers and hooch etc, or maybe even a Land of Oz-ish type scenario (can anyone prove it won’t be or that people haven’t moved on and aren’t actually there right this very minute? Because if our world can have coins just appear out of fish mouths, walking on and separating waters, sticks turning into snakes, and buns and fish sticks magically appearing by the bushels out of thin air, talking donkey and snake, making the earth stop rotating and moon stop orbiting, coming back from the dead by accidentally touching a skeleton bone, making sundials magically work backwards (that’s a good one also requiring the earth to suddenly stop and rotate backwards and then stop and go forward again, pretty darn impressive stuff), ufo-stars appearing, disappearing and reappearing, singing floating glowing aliens, hairy as goat-fur people, multi-headed leviathan sea monster, multi-headed human-animal hybrid winged creatures and wheels covered in eyeballs, turning water into wine, instant tree-killing powers, demons possessing people and swine shenanigans, six-fingered and six-toed Nephilim giants who can swim better than Aquaman, magical giant boat with penguins and polar bears but with no windows (whew stinky!), living in a fish for 3 days, magical pigeons and zombies seen by many and various blood magic sorcery etc, then what’s so farfetched?), because seriously who in their right mind wants to live eternally, all the time forever and ever, with Jehovah’s Witnesses, with Osama Bin Laden types, with Joshua the babies killer and his types, with Kenneth Copeland, Joyce Meyer, Jack Van Impe, Morris Cerullo or Jesse Duplantis etc? or just burning and hanging around Dante’s Inferno or the Egyptian Lake of Fire eternally? Not me that’s for sure it’s all yours if the reader believes them and their stories, besides I don’t even like singing in humongous choirs or trumpets anyway I’d much more prefer even just a jukebox or the radio). I definitely also won’t start believing in some tin foil hat, or even any strange pointless weird dumb hat, magical UFO religion, or worshipping a head of lettuce or the omnipotent mushroom or potato religion, or some some ghost of the vegan-dinosaurs religion, or some zombified Bigfoots who appeared out of the pyramids and then later founded Atlantis and built stone megaliths, cosmic shadow beings from whatever planet or similar teleporting ancient alien shape-shifting reptilians from some other galaxy or tangent universe religions either. Just changing one for another overnight just because someone says it’s the best correct way doesn’t make it any more real or the so-called right religion just because I want to think it is (Well, I could possibly join the teleporting ancient alien shape-shifting reptilians religion because they could quite possibly possess the legendary elixir of immortality that I read about somewhere, there’s a bottle of it buried somewhere in the Alps or Carpathians supposedly according to some sources).

Don’t shave because I said so, but dang it will be a great day when your enemies the gentiles bash their babies against the rocks.

And interesting to remind also, all the scholars, skeptics, mythicists and people who study and investigate these topics, none of them really have to go far and search far and wide to support their evidences, views and opinions (or make up evidences and proofs for their findings and claims either), because the actual written texts is their evidences and proofs basically, the texts contradictions and errors were already written out for them so they don’t have to make things up and do mental gymnastics and perform personal ad hoc rationalizations to explain anything (as well as the problematic “argument from silence” and “absence of evidence” which again is another proof in the mythicists camp and really is big problems for historicists)…

Because the snake was a better hide ‘n seek player obviously, there’s no other way to explain it, even Jesus and all the trumpeter angels didn’t know where he was, so he was probably the best hide ‘n seek player in the history of all existence ever since the beginning of time and space and time existence so don’t ask pointless ridiculous questions. #gospeltruth.

…because the various physical, archaeological, scientific and contemporaneous non-biblical written material evidences are just further supplementary bonus material in the mythicist’s corner which give them more weight behind their conclusions and findings, i. e. – it’s the examined and found problematic issues and contradictions in the Abrahamic texts written material themselves which give a lot of the mythicists, scholars and skeptics their evidences in the first place (and you sure can’t blame the mythicists for their conclusions, textual evidences and findings because they’re not the ones who wrote it making the various claims in the first place).


So as a final summation and synopsis of the basic presented points regarding even just this one “Nativity Story” topic, just as the post title reads, the information clearly and without a doubt unequivocally proves that “both” of the nativity story versions are absolute 100% fiction. We can easily deduce and confidently conclude from the primary source texts that the desperate attempts of both of the anonymous authors was primarily to invent and fabricate a new “theological” genesis story for their new fringe apocalyptic blood magic death cult movement (a fringe sectarian apocalyptic doomsday movement that at the time was completely unknown in the historical record and apparently on the verge of extinction as all the original founding members were already dead and many remaining disappointed members had left and were leaving the cult, a fact mentioned and supported by other later so-called church fathers). And to help accomplish this endeavor by primarily using various gematria magical numbers numerology calculations and each one using a previous anonymous so-called Mark gospel as a template and even largely copied from, that each author was writing a new fan fiction model for only their own personal local sectarian group, and so that for these reasons in the process all the contradicting events, chronologies, characters involved (magical and non-magical), theological and known real history problematic issues are abound. Also included was the proven self-evident parallels and obvious adaptions we see regarding previous much, much older and already known and popular pagan religions “miraculous virgin birth” mythemes and legends that were used as basic literary templates for the new superhero genesis stories, albeit used within their own particular Yahwehisn-Jehovahism worldview contexts

As an inserted Eusebius-Josephus analogy example and a topic explored at my first post, below is the tribal Yahweh-Jehovah’s (aka “God” to some people for some weird nonsensical reason) “Official Secret Recipe For Curing Leprosy” that he wrote in the book of Leviticus and that’s the official blood magic that’s right from the camel’s mouth that you simply can’t deny, and it’s the most wisest best leprosy cure from the most wisest all-knower of the universe that today’s doctor’s voodoo witchcraft practitioners and pharmaceutical sorcerers are blatantly and knowingly disobeying, the divine step by step instructions for curing leprosy are…

1 – Get 2 birds, cedar, scarlet yarn and hyssop.
2 – Kill 1 bird over running water in a clay pot.
3 – Dip live bird and stuff in blood and sprinkle 7 times generously on person (to be performed outside of the camp).
4 – Release surviving bloody bird.
5 – On the 7th day, person must wash their clothes, shave all their hair (including eye brows, pubes, arms, legs etc) and then take a bath.
6 – Person to then live as an exile not allowed into their tent for a week.
7 – Afterwards on the 8th day, get 2 young male lambs and 1 ewe, all must be without defects, along with the finest flour mixed with olive oil for a grain offering, and one log of the oil, animals must be declared clean by the priest in front of the tent (deemed clean and absolutely no defects on the animals, very important).
8 – Priest then to kill 1 of the male lambs, then sprinkle blood and paint blood dots on the person (ear lobe, big toe, thumb, hand).
9 – Priest then to sprinkle the oil 7 times.
10 – Priest then to paint oil dots on the person on top of the previous blood dots (ear lobe, big toe etc).
11 – Priest then to put remaining oil on the person’s head.
12 – Priest to then sacrifice and burn the other offerings along with a grain offering.
13 – Presto Magico the leper is healed, it’s a miracle! (if leper can’t afford lambs and ewe then proceed to God’s Leprosy Cure Recipe commanded alternate version which substitutes with pigeons and doves for the lamb and ewe).

*And for Cripe’s Pete’s sake, paint the oil dot not beside, below or above the blood dot, it has to be painted on top of the blood dots or the voodoo blood magic cure won’t activate, very important people!

…Also briefly discussed and shown were the instances of cherry picked quotes from the Yahwehism-Jehovahism OT texts, or just portions of quotes, which were then intentionally taken completely out of context so as to fabricate imaginary “prophecies” as imaginary proofs when in fact there actually are none pertaining to their nativity plot because they instead revolve around times, places, characters and events completely unrelated (as well as them being OT prophecies that failed altogether anyway). Also mentioned was the topic of the purported Paul character who is alleged to have been one of the very first founders and propagandists/salesmen for the sect, and who allegedly wrote the very first textual material used as a basis for the doomsday cult decades earlier, but in that case Paul’s new Jesus skylord was only a celestial being that took on a body and was killed and resurrected in one of the layers of outer space somewhere and who never at any time is described or implied as having physically lived on earth or ever being born into it, instead Paul’s “Christianity” was a new apocalyptic doomsday sect that was expecting a newly revealed Jesus skylord to arrive for only the very 1st time (not a 2nd time, or a 3rd time actually) to conquer Jerusalem and then melt their enemies and the planet and make only Paul and his other loyal and privileged minions immortal (as well as any believing minions who already died who would also soon by the process of zombification also attain new genderless immortal spacesuit bodies like Paul, but most importantly only them because only they were privy to Paul’s gnostic mystical esoteric secrets voices information that was downloaded and installed only in Paul’s brains, purportedly directly from his newly revealed skylord in outer space somewhere)…

But shouldn’t demons be able to easily transfer onto you if you even just try the clothes on without buying them? or even if you just touch the clothes or statue?, demons should even be easily able to attach onto people just walking nearby just like bugs or fleas. I’m pretty sure demons can travel farther than just fleas, demons can even invisibly float and teleport everyone knows that. That’s how the demon-cycle operates apparently, jumping from clothes and objects onto people in their brains then from brain to brain and then back into clothes and objects again, for this reason one should especially be very wary of garage sales, rummage sales and flea markets as high-risk areas for demon possession.

This new fringe Yahwehism-Jehovahism-based Jesus skylord apocalyptic doomsday death cult propagated by Paul in his preaching however was supposed to have happened during his lifetime, as he expected and plainly wrote about in very minute detail as being guaranteed by his Jesus skylord, which further proves that the decades later and even into the 2nd century invented anonymous gospels were mainly desperate theological mutations attempts specifically designed for only 1 reason and especially for only that specific time period…i.e. – to save the apocalyptic blood magic death cult from extinction because of their growing defections and dwindling memberships which were a direct result of Paul’s and his celestial Jesus skylord’s failed end of the world doomsday and immortal zombifications promises (especially after the complete destruction of the temple in Jerusalem by the Romans circa 70 CE, which their founding cult writer/propagandist Paul decades earlier had absolutely no idea would ever happen even in his wildest dreams)…

However, I should note that it’s not all bad news and that there is a weird ironic sort of silver lining and paradoxical hope for Christianity that Christians should be grateful for and rejoice to the heavens and clouds about (well most Christianities anyway), how so? Well because as already shown, explained and discussed the 2 major and most important theological elements of all the post-Paul gospels-novels stories are proven to be derived from older pagan religions origins and not from the OT tribal Yahwehism-Jehovahism ethnocentric apocalyptic death cult narratives. So this then disconnects it from Judaism in very important ways, and Islam also by osmosis, neither of whom accept these pagan mythological elements (well actually they accept lots of previous pagan religions ideas and myths as shown ala Mesopotamian, Sumerian, Egyptian, Persian, Zoroastrianism etc, but not these 2 particular foundational pagan mythology ideas). Heck if the ancient Israelites in the OT especially under Joshua and his successors had their way…why gentile Christians would have been bloodily slaughtered and stoned to death on the spot for even insinuating about any miraculous virgin-birth of a superhero saviour or of a dying and rising magic-man demigod superhero and even mentioning any magic-women also. Because the pre-Christian Pagan religion faiths including Mithras, Dionysus, Attis, Osiris, Krishna, Orpheus, Romulus, Remus, Hercules, Horus, the Ptolemies, Alexander the Great, Jason, Plato, Asclepius, Perseus and many other examples, they all predate Judaism and even predate the biblical chronological universe by centuries and even thousands of years (probably even being vestiges from the Ice Age and Paleolithic Stone Age times and their continuing oral legends and mythologies as evidenced by various archaeological artefacts and cave paintings from 10’s of thousands of years before the biblical universe even existed), so basically these proven older gentile pagan faiths and legends beliefs that entered Christianity greatly distance and divorce the religion from the OT Yahwehism-Jehovahism apocalyptic cult narratives and they actually even theologically and mockingly insult the smiting, angry, jealous, wrathful, infanticidal, bloodthirsty, petty, pestilential, pyromaniacal, genocidal tribal Yahweh chump deity, basically he’s just a very local bully of the block, without a doubt if anyone at the presented time would have even implied these pagan faiths ideas then surely Yahweh-Jehovah would have immediately probably sent fire and boiling lava from the sky, earthquakes and poisonous locusts and fiery biting bees (or fiery serpents spitting out poisonous bees and stinging locusts) on them immediately, so basically even if mythological and never having actually happened in the real world anyway you have to look at it as a positive that the older pagan faiths traditional beliefs entered the religion and they even end up being the most important parts and theological pillars of the religion, so stay positive with the gentile pagan’s beliefs and pull that nasty nefarious Yahweh-Jehovah’s beard to hell to pay for his abominable sins (Heck, how do we even know that perhaps in the future another similar miraculous birth of another demigod won’t happen again just as many times before? such as alluded to in some sources about “the prophesied one”, i.e. – the Hyperborean redeemer-liberator but who will instead make much more sense using no secret cryptic parables or tree-killing powers, be way more smarter and perform much greater magical powers feats and coin tricks to astound the nations). And the people should also likewise rejoice to the heavens and clouds because they are only just 2 of the older pagan religion’s derived ideas that are precedents, so there very well could eventually be other and more older various pagan religions mythologies and beliefs that will enter the narrative and theologies and so essentially over time weed out the nefarious impotent OT Yahweh-Jehovah and send him back to drown in the deserts from which it sprang forth from, thus these 2 important precedents actually give people today reasons to be hopeful, merry and joyfully rejoice with gladness.
An 18th century painting of Mary and the Jesus child on their way to the Jerusalem temple to amaze the Pharisees and Sadducees and astonish the Sanhedrin…not really though, it’s a painted portrayal of the child Hercules with his mortal earthly mother Alcmene who gave birth to Hercules after becoming pregnant by the god Zeus. It’s just one of many similar miraculous birth mythologies that were already for many centuries well known all across the Mediterranean world and later even into continental Europe. As mentioned earlier, later after he willingly submits to the 12 labours/punishments, then eventually after suffering and dying his body vanishes but he is soon “resurrected” and “ascends” to heaven becoming a living god with a new “divine superior body,” the addition of after-death appearance narratives also accompanies many of these tales similar to Romulus, and there were already popular Hercules cults existing well before 600 BCE. Among many other examples was the popular hero and result of a virgin birth Perseus, who was born from his mortal earthly virgin mother Danae and the god Zeus also, and his mythology is estimated by scholars to date from the Bronze Age circa. 1300 BCE. But people during the Iron Age wouldn’t actually believe all these miraculous magical birth origins and the hocus pocus floating with new immortal bodies to the heavens mythologies and stories as being real people and actual real events…would they?

…Added into the equation is that other purported cult co-founders (referred to as “the 12” by Paul and who likewise were portrayed as being privy to some sort of alleged dubious cosmic information, but whom Paul admits he was in conflict with and even calling them “false apostles”, which sure is strange) are completely absent from the NT narrative and the real world historical record and especially leaving behind no genuine written material or physical evidences of their existence, points to a select few other sectarian founders who dissolve from existence into obscurity and disappear long before any gospels are written (where they are portrayed as extremely bumbling, forgetful characters possessing unhuman qualities and behaviorisms anyway), thereby leading to strong doubts about their later anonymous gospels novels portrayals as being actual real people or existing in the first place, as well as the evidences we have of numerous other so-called original “Christian” sects and groups with competing and contradictory claims and information from the same early period, then it is apparent that there were numerous fringe “Christ” skylord cults and sects preaching, competing and at war with one another in the first century Levant area but with each one claiming to be the only correct doomsday group (perhaps one or several of them even being behind the arrest and imprisonment of Paul in the first place, or quite possibly including even “the 12” being behind his arrest also before they themselves were eventually killed by other competing and in collusion with authorities Jesus skylord cults and sects, hence their abrupt disappearance and no letters written). Also mentioned was how the early so-called church fathers from the late 1st, 2nd and 3rd centuries especially, were a sort of new mutating theological politburo that spent considerable time and letters writing not against Romans or Greeks or Pagans, but instead and strangely again, rather against…”Christians”, i.e. – those earliest Christians of whom many did not believe that their Jesus was actually physically ever on earth, was not born of a virgin, having no belief in a later new growing trinity concept, a eucharist meal and who wasn’t even resurrected (we have letters today that prove this was the case and that writing against all those other and even original older “Christians” was a major topic and a very big problem for the growing mutating theological politburos aka “church fathers”…such as from Irenaeus, Tertulian, Justin Martyr, Ignatius, Clement I, Eusebius, Origen and many others, so they’re greatest foes in their letters were actually other Christians and not the Pagans which again is very strange, in the 2nd century the prophet evangelist Marcion being a particularly growing major threat and dangerous Christian to their Yahwehism-Jehovahism theologies being just one example as mentioned previously). Combining all these facts that are very plainly evident in the written primary source text materials is then more than enough evidence to unequivocally prove that myths and fictions are found as the basis throughout the examined anonymously written newly fabricated genesis stories discussed here.

According to “the official story” according to the god’s official authorship words, they witness and experience supposedly the greatest ever miraculous events and magic powers and unexplained miraculous phenomena sorcery ever in the history of the world, but just days later they decided it was the cow that led them out of Egypt and did all the hocus pocus for them (You know, I’ve always wondered how one could rationalize this story even back in the Iron Age let alone today, with people implying that it’s real factual history events and characters and not a comedy (even the later fictitious Jesus character believed it was real, which isn’t saying much about the chances of his real existence either), don’t you have to admit and wouldn’t you have to presuppose that something like this conversation actually took place then?…”Hey Nadab, I don’t think this god of Moses’ is really all that great like he says, what’s he done lately anyway? I could really go for some wine and I’m tired of cleaning sand from my ears. You know what I think?…I think the cow did it all and freed us from Egypt…Nadab: I think you may be right Abihu, you have a very strong point there and it makes sense to me…crossing the Red Sea? Nile river and water into blood? firstborn deaths? darkness for 3 days? fire hail? frogs and locusts attacks? boils? pestilences and death angels? pfff big deal that’s amateur anyone can do that, this Yahweh-Jehovah god of Moses’ is really overrated and that cow over there is probably more magical and smarter, yep definitely the cow probably did it” (Eleazer, Adah, Kish, Zebedee, Mizraim, Jonah, Ezekiel, Uriah and a great multitude exclaim: “Yes the cow freed us from Egypt and saved us! The cow will lead us to the promised land and freedom!”)…Aaron: “Hey everyone! Give me all your gold I’m going to make our cow god that took us out of Egypt! All hail the cow Israelites!!”…enter Benny Hill laugh track applause and music).

Yep, so like I said at my very first post introduction (and elaborated on with more evidences at my second post), I guess I could be categorized as an Agnostic-Atheist-Realist, or in a sort of Deism or something like that (i.e. – a Deist in the truest sense of the word definition, mind control-free and not a slave, not forced to believe the lies and being an in bondage slave to another ancient people’s tribal mythologies folklore and primitive superstitions, free from their fabricated histories and pretend world genealogies and universes, fictitious superheroes and contrived characters, free from their invented revelations, phoney and failed prophecies and magical thinking, concocted claims and untrue spurious miracles stories, not a slave to their fake hocus pocus show fables, blood magics, magic numbers sorcery and anonymously written nonsensical contradictory texts, a Deist that has broken off those limiting mind control shackles and is now truly free and not a slave to them anymore, a Deist where truth, common sense reason and reality reigns in the real cosmos, not believing in the imaginary invented cosmos only in some anonymous tribal stranger’s superstitious primitive mind). All I do know is that even the term “religion” is a convoluted word and a labyrinthian term having many meanings, different meanings to different people, and that it has been unequivocally shown and proven in many instances and in many ways that today’s major religions are purely man-made anyway, ipso facto, particularly the Abrahamic religions and their offshoot faiths because all of them originally rise out of particular and strange cultures during specific times and circumstances of the people that the religion initially revolved around and was meant for, essentially and truthfully it’s all another people’s national myths and folklore revolving around only their hyper-ethnocentrist hyper-superstitious worldview,, and the resulting primitive behaviorism at some long ago time in the far past, then as is proven to be common over time it mutated, changed, was added onto with religious syncretisms and cultural diffusions from other people’s religions/beliefs/myths and fables and then mutating some more etc. And so the word “religion” then has lost all meaning and relevance, whatever is really going on behind everything is just way, way, way, larger, more real, sensible and important than all these puny primitive mutating myths and in many cases absolutely absurd ridiculous man-made so-called “religions”.

Actually, the new on the scene Yahweh-Jehovah tribal deity allegedly told the Moses character lots of things, and I mean lots and lots and lots of things and laws…supposedly, but the really great thing is that by selective cherry picking, abstract ideas conceptualizing and then topped off by personal invented rationalizations and ad hoc theories-theologies people can just pick to follow the bits and parts they like, or hate the least, and then just throw the rest into the garbage or into the Red Sea like a sack of bloody blemished goat meat or a disobedient slave, and on top of that they can even pretend they’re not Jewish living in the Bronze Age and Iron Age deserts, cherry picking magical hocus pocus powers shenanigans is awesome.

For more very easy to understand related information see also;

The apostle-witches and prophets of god doing their stuff with holy spirit magical thinking miracles and glorious fraudsterism for the Zion temple in their souls and future immortal zombification adventure.
More holy spirit filled apostle-wiches of god and jesus doing their stuff raising the powers from the sewage abyss and saving many souls.
And remember what the prophet and apostolic-witch savior of America and the entire free world says, for your offer of 2,500 dollars you get 22 buckets plus a bonus of 6 ADDITIONAL BUCKETS!, for a total of 28 BUCKETS PEOPLE! That’s 8 years of doomsday rapture-food buckets yumminess and real broccoli people! (Even though the guy who’s quoting Ezekiel is way, way, way out of context cherry picking and slyly fabulizing because it’s actually from an OT quote concerning the author’s time alleged to be around 585 BCE and it’s actually and specifically only about people living in Jerusalem and Israel during his time throwing all their silver and gold into the streets during the destruction of the temple and city at the start of the Babylonian captivity, i.e. – he’s not referring to anything far off in any future world time or even any place outside of Jerusalem and Israel, nice try scammer you don’t fool me but it will probably still sell more rapture-food buckets for god’s prophet apostle Jimbo anyway which is the main thing). Plus that guy Mark Blitz and John Hagee are the guys who discovered the glorious Blood Moon which is even the very first hocus pocus astrological dark blood magic Blood Moon that Adam and the snake and Jonah saw people! Glo-Ry! thank god for his Yahwehism-Jehovahism doomsday rapture-food blessings. Watch out the rice is HOT and just look at the steam!, listen to the glorious sound of the rice flowing into the tub and just look at the broccoli, just look at the broccoli people!, just throw your gold and silver into the streets of Jerusalem already just like the guy said and order your buckets now while supplies last!, but only after you dig the latrine, FOR CRIPE’S PETE’S SAKE WE’VE GOT TO START DIGGING THE LATRINE NOW PEOPLE!.
See below for very important public service announcement that will ensure that multi-purpose buckets of yummy rapture-food only goes to the elect prophets and apostles-witches as foretold by someone somewhere probably.
Got demon?, then get rid of it before you order your food buckets, the last thing the world needs is demons walking around with full stomaches full of nefarious demonic energy and vitamins like a Jerry Springer Show hopped up on demons spectacle, see how relieved the people are after realizing their demon is gone and they’re now able to order yummy rapture-food buckets in peace and glory, exorcise the demon before ordering the rapture-food buckets people (I can’t really tell if they’re full of the holy ghost or a demon or if the holy ghost is a demon and vice versa, but the important thing is that the multi-purpose yummy rapture-food buckets get sold thus saving the entire free world which next time will be demon-free probably, enjoy the demon-free yummy rapture-food buckets in glory now Brenda! Hallelujaha!).
Numerous evidences of real Men and Women holy apostle-witches of the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah God and Jesus’ very own shekels temple prophets amazing many with the holy ghost risen from the sewage abyss and saving many American souls and the entire free world from the stinky knobby-kneed, pointy-eared devil ghoul, the Lord’s great blood magic voodoo kingdom empire will be the new Jerusalem eternally just as written in his Book of Lies and the unworthy unbelieving heretical shekels will be thrown into the Egyptian Lake of Fire just as foretold by some guy somewhere before the days the earth was even put on its pillars, Glo-Ry!.
Another true Man of Yahweh-Jehovah and Jesus’ very own handpicked American apostle prophet saving many souls and saving America and the entire free world for the great blood magic voodoo empire of Jerusalem with the holy ghost risen from the sewage abyss for an immortal temple shekel blessings kingdom just as written in the glorious dubious Book of Lies. Not even one unblemished goat was boiled in its own mother’s milk just as prophesied in the books by someone since the days of Noah’s and Abraham’s sheep and tents.
Actual live undeniable irrefutable proof footage of one of Yahweh-Jehovah’s handpicked diabolical necromantic hocus pocus prophet apostle-witches performing wondrous miraculous mind control brainwashing healings to believers and in Jesus’ name anointed healing and gabbing powers miracles to believers, and even banishing the demons back to hell just as the prophets and apostles of old in the Book of Lies, and so the temple shekels faith seeds did verily persevere and will grow forth in Zion Jerusalem in abundance for the believers in the future blood magic kingdom with the shekels faith seeds from the believers which will grow as wheat and a giant fig tree across the world unto the heavens producing more miraculous fruit, this irrefutable proof of glorious holy ghost glory in his living name and Jesus’ words name is undeniable proof in Jesus’ proven predictions and Yahweh-Jehovah’s name (praise his name and let the believers believe in the victory of his power living glory miracles and holy ghost anointing shenanigans miracles as a proof of his name and the living glory of his name’s power’s word name, you have seen the lame walk, the blind see, the deaf hear, you have seen the sick dance, the lepers de-lepered and the living power of the glory holy ghost has made them believe and be anointed in truth and as a living power healings victory witness to the world and name even unto Zion and Midian and among the Edomites and Canaanites and probably the Moabites too), and all the anointed by the holy ghost believers were amazed by the power and glory in living abundance and truth, the lord’s apostle and his anointed miraculous gabbing powers as a witness to believers in his name and with the present descending as a pigeon holy ghost power and glory being seen by many and many were amazed just as in the days of Mahershalalhashbaz, Zerubbabel and the prophets of Jerusalem and other apostles, in his name and the present floating living holy ghost’s name the believers rejoice in the unexplainable healings miracles proofs in his name because they were anointed and the power and glory were seen by many and many believed and were healed as a witness to his living praise name. Glo-Ry let the believers rejoice in the living holy ghost shenanigans glory and spoken in tongues necromantical healings hocus pocus promises that were accomplished only through the miraculous power and glory of his words and name and the faith shekel seeds living words name that were sprouted in his name that healed the believers just as promised in the living glory and name powers miracles name spoken by believers as a witness proof of the holy ghost and his power and glory Yahweh-Jehovah names words living glory power healings miracles just as in the days of Balaam’s donkey and Jonah powers living words name for his shekels seeds temple glory, YOU CAN’T DENY BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEEN WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYEBALLS THAT OVER 500 PEOPLE WERE THERE WITNESSING THE DESCENDING HOLY GHOST NAME HEALING MIRACLES AND THAT’S THE LIVING POWER OF THE NAME AND LORD’S GLORY HEALING POWER OF YAHWEH-JEHOVAH’S LIVING WORD HEALING NAME FLOWING THE HOLY GHOST GLORY HEALING THROUGH YOU AND DESCENDING UPON THE BELIEVERS WHO JOYFULLY EXCLAIM “GLORY HOSANNA WE ARE HEALED BY APOSTLE BROTHER COPELAND AND HIS LORD’S LIVING WORD’S GLORY HOCUS POCUS POWER WORD NAME JUST AS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIES, AND YOU HAVE SEEN THEM HEALED ALSO AND WITNESSED THE GLORIOUS POWER NAME HEALINGS MIRACLES!”(seriously though, these people are just one small step away from drinking the kool-aid and that’s not a good thing).
You balding-demons we cast you out and back to hell in the name of the word power and lord’s word name glory to persecute believers no more! Faith shekels seeds temple accounts I call you well and healed! Behold you unbelieving brainwashed skeptics demons and unbelieving fools demons with no faith in the glorious name and power word name hocus pocus miracles powers truth witnessed by many, lo and woe to you nefarious liars against the glorious word and words of the name and the word’s power name and the many witnessing miraculous glory holy ghost power word names which demons refuse to believe, a power word name of the lord and living holy ghost which makes faith grow and healing miracles grow and the growing hair grow as a fig tree in the sight of the name of the mighty power and the believers rejoice hallelujah to the word name of hosts and his faith shekels seeds temple of glory and truth and living powers witnessed right before your eyes just as promised in the glorious inerrant Book of Lies and by the desert sorcerer Jesus the skylord of Zion (even you, yes even you could have blessed strong and even much stronger brown hair, ache-free joints and magical holy ghost gabbing powers living truths just like apostle-witch Kenneth Copeland who has been blessed and approved by Yahweh-Jehovah and Jesus and Abraham as a blood magic sorcery prophet-apostle fabulist model of true righteous holy faith-filled glory pleasing to the lord and an example for others to follow in the word name hocus pocus (Amen! Glo-Ry! Hallelujah! Raise your hands above and feel the holy ghost pigeon descending from the ceiling into your brain transforming it into a sheep’s brain and you into a holy blessed healed sheep believer right before your very eyeballs), if you only had the necromantical faith and grecian formula blessings directly from the 7th heaven’s glorious nefarious Yahweh-Jehovah tribal throne and footstool, all things are possible with the holy ghost blood magic sorcery powers lord word name glory charlatanism after all, hallelujah), yet you are still skeptics brainwashed from believing the proven mighty wonders truth and word name miracles faith living truth witnessed by many who were healed and blessed unto the ends of the earth, just as Abraham the travelling Babylonian sorcerer prince and the Zoroastrian magi prophets who were blessed with great healings by the glorious nefarious Yahweh-Jehovah and his other personality Satan-Azazel who is also him and so thus also spake the truths and performed great signs and living power word wonders against the Amalekites, Midianites, Moabites, Edomites and Canaanites, not even the famous 101 six-toed and six-fingered Nephilim could deny these things they saw and were amazed, not since the days that Noah drank his wine and Jonah lived in the fish did such blessings from the holy living ghost present a power word name glory for his name and word as the hocus pocus miracles seen today and amazing many…let the faith shekels word name glory power living seeds grow!, Glo-Ry!
Undeniable evidence of another of Yahweh-Jehovah’s handpicked favorite blood magic voodoo prophet apostolic-witches saving American souls for Jesus with the powers of the holy ghost risen from the sewage abyss and speaking with miraculous tongues gabbing powers of holy righteousness glory, many souls have been saved and are going to heavenly new Jerusalem to be immortal and further temple shekels seeds for the kingdom shall be glorified as a new oil lamp and golden unblemished heifer such as in the days of Adam and Mahershalalhashbaz, Glo-Ry!
When you become an official lord’s apostle-witch with the holy ghost gabbing powers you will learn how to get rid of serpentine pernicious mildew problems (and perhaps even persecuting stubborn baked-on grease, demonic ring around the bathtub and carpet odors curses and leprosy problems etc) by using just the book of Deuteronomy magic (any other nifty magic tricks in Deuteronomy there ol’ charlatan ol’ apostle-witch chap?), as well as how to magically escape planes full of deadly demons, how to donate more shekel seeds faster so that Jesse can see Jesus faster and get a new plane, and how to get your very own “Miracles Happen” magic blanket that will magically make all your bills and mortgages disappear…like magic practically, you can also put in bingo cards too for bingo miracles (and how to become one of the best elite professional beggars ever in the history of the world of course). #hallelujah #glory #miracleshappenblanket #mildewbiblemagic #donatemorefaster #demonplanes #1000shekelseedsnow #silversolutionpersecution
The body parts warehouse exists, guaranteed by Yahweh-Jehovah’s very own prophet apostle-witches and that’s a fact.
Yahweh-Jehovah’s very own godly Jesus apostles with the holy ghost visions and heavenly secrets bringing in the great blood magic voodoo kingdom to Jerusalem and beyond. #heavenlyvisions #biblevisions #yahwehjesusvisions #unblemishedgoatsfullofeyeballs #magicalfruit #totallynotcults #notbrainwashed
This one I added because it’s the holy hocus pocus Jewish gematria bible truths I mentioned earlier, which unequivocally proves that you are a potato, and that the cosmos verily truly are ruled by the perfect great universal sacred 7-eyed octopus goat (the all-seeing sacred geometrical 7-eyed unblemished octopus goat since before even the Sumerian Babylonian Garden of Eden) and the 7 Shining Ones from beyond Venus-Lucifer divided by π (Pi) multiplied by 7 plus the Moon (or also known as (x + 1)2 = x2 xPluto – y2 +7 Venus-Lucifers x 2x + y2 +Moon), therefore the entire bible and all of it’s contradictions, failed predictions, primitive blood magic sorcery, Zoroastrian and Babylonian cosmology, astrotheology, talking snakes, stopping the earth rotation and absurd fables are not only true…it’s supertrue, it’s the biblical truth and undeniable proof that you can’t deny, plus the circumference of the Moon times 7 Plutos diameters.
These last few included videos are for the benefit of the reader, and only just so the reader can’t blame me for leaving that icky religious cults and delusional sects aftertaste in your mouth and that apocalyptic Yahwehism-Jehovahism slime on your body from the mentioned hocus pocus fables, the primitive tribal Yahwehism-Jehovahism theologies nonsense, the various biblical Abrahamic mind control blood magic death cults sectarian apocalyptic rubbish and their pathological obsessive deranged “Pretend World” psychoses, the Bronze/Iron Age deserts primitive mega-ethnocentrist sectarian thought patterns and self-hypnosis mental disorder behaviorisms, the fabricated abstract concepts contradictory fables, mythomanias and cosmologies and the just plain various bullshitism, I’m just the messenger and “Ring of the Hyperboreans” in no way supports the various claimed Yahwehism-Jehovahism infanticides, genocides, threats and promises of cannibalism, terrorism, ethnic cleansing, slavery or eternal tortures, and so will likewise in no way be held responsible for disseminating or supporting bullshitism aftertaste or necromantical voodoo blood magic slime residue. The reader after viewing any video will not be required to believe that every single character, event, quote and plot theme is absolute 100% real and true or else their eternal existence is in danger of the eternal burning worms bbq. squishing and pitchforking punishments by angels and incessant never-ending torturous choir music and ghastly eternal trumpets tortures etc.

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