Irrefutable Unequivocal Proof of The Paul & His New Yeshua Skywizard’s Immortal Spacesuit Bodies Zombifications Festival Failed Guarantees From 1,900 years ago (& So The Real Way The Universe/Space-Time Exists & Operates & So The Real Reason Existence Exists In The First Place?)….But It’s Just Yet Another New Mutated Mindtrap Mindprison (& Still Mutating Vortex of Magical Thinking Deserts Abrahamic-Voodooism Superstitions) Apocalyptic Deaths Cult & Personal Psychological Motives Dreamscapes Agendas & Iron Age Desert Pagan Primitive Blood Magic Spiritualism Contradictory Fairy Tales Pretend World Delusions & Mind Control Brainwashing in the Real World.

The concocted hell and the burning worms underworld and sulfur furnace volcanic eternal loop burning melting eyeballs Abyss magical soap opera tours have more plots, characters, anthropomorphic creatures, pretend world magical thinking powers, torturously boring and kabbalistic absurd mystical-esoteric boring pointless speeches, sheep, robes, lamps and sandals, blood magic sorcery, bizarro-superheroes, distorted realities and phantasmic warped ideologies, personal dreamy-dreams, suspension of disbelief and personal dreamscapes hocus pocus rubbish going on than even the Garden of Evil Garden of Eden, Disneyland, Magic Kingdom, Jurassic Park, the Left Behind series, a bacon dance fire tongues babbling party, a televangelist’s boring fake magic tricks, the Zohar Kabbalah, 77 failed and faked prophecies book and the Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus movie all combined (and the mindtrap result of the various mind-virus elements incorporating into the mind-parasites in the unaware person infected which then forms the delusions-mindprison is not a delightful or pleasant thing)…
…“Look! It’s the Beast ghoul from the sea rising out of the Abyss!…and the Abaddon archangel with the keys to the Abyss who’s leader of the human-headed golden-crowned locusts who sound like horses with stinging scorpion tails coming out of the sulfur furnace smoke!”…”and there’s Venus-Lucifer with Azazel, Leviathan, Belial, Beelzebub, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth, Samael and the Diabolus “The” Satan horned goat-footed caped one!, and there’s the six-fingered and six-toed Nephilim!, and look there! It’s the 7-headed outer space dragon and Egyptian Lake of Fire and Zoroastrian fire destroying almost the entire planet’s Goys into BBQed mush as the 144,000 Jewish men virgins wearing fancy new blood washed white bathrobes with sandals and the 7-horned and 7-eyed rabbi Yeshua skylord magician with the elders and 4 creatures full of eyeballs and he has a sword in his mouth and burning-fire eyeballs and coming to squish everyone in a giant winepress and destroy all the Babylonian and Roman chariots as we teleport backwards in time to 1,900 years ago to float to the clouds with the paul as risen new spacesuit bodies zombies and then we sing Yahwehism-Jehovahism blood magic “planetary onethink slave-bride” torah-songs eternally and forever at the temple praise the words names hallelujah!!!”…”And look there! It’s the great mighty omni-this and that Yahweh-Jehovah-Satan and the simultaneous Satan-Jehovah-Yahweh (as well as the satan-yahweh-jehovah AND jehovah-yahweh-satan and his personal Venus-Lucifer minion lackey which he made out of a mud pie practically nothing [but probably most importantly he’s the all-knowing never wrong predictor yahweh-satan-jehovah and jehovah-satan-yahweh on the zion throne], or just simply aka “The Trickster” because he’s been a contradictory dual-personality trickster godling since the time of the magic apple curse and the floating magical love boat cruise ship ride hallelujah)…Coool! Neato-Wow! Woo-Hoo! Can I have a souvenir T-shirt?!”…In cases like this the mind-parasites have completely taken over the person’s mind and they are then the conduit to spread the mind-virus further and infect other unaware/gullible people, mutations may occur afterwards where the mind may attempt to destroy itself and its very own thinking existence and then just refer to the foreign mind-parasite as it’s only mind and new pretend world reality.
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I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to post again because my previous post was just a sort of personal manifesto statement, and even as a humanitarian post as a voice for ignored cancer kids and sick children who’s rights and requests for justice have been trampled on by self-fetishizing desert fairy tales obsessed cultists and lying mind control warlocks, who’s rightful healings have instead been stolen and snatched away by cookies and pie-eating couch and pew potatoes, so I can say I at least did my small part in exposing the many centuries of lies and current modern day lies, a post with just the nuts and bolts scratching the surface of the tip of the tip of the tip of the tip of the iceberg basics information, however it is still far more than enough facts and verified information 100% proving my findings and conclusions (and the findings and conclusions of numerous other unbiased scholars, archaeologists, scientists, philosophers, historians and specialists in the fields, which is why I had no intention of starting a specialized Youtube account, Patreon, a special website, writing books and pamphlets or starting a deprogramming ministry or reverse brainwashing counselling because there are already plenty of knowledgeable people, scholars, archaeologists and facts-finding professionals who are doing a great job exposing the numerous problems, errors and spreading the truths). And there I included a number of videos also, so I decided for this one I’m including just only videos, particularly just the short entertaining videos and about modern day scams and scammers and their cherry-picked, vacuous and contradictories-filled claims, distorted real world worldviews, mythomania complexes and imaginary personal psychological motives magical thinking deceptions agendas (other more in-depth videos discussing and showing much of the bible’s problems, errors, contradictions, fake-histories, wrong information, fraudulent anonymous and plagiarized texts, absurd claims and failed prophecy-predictions can be viewed there, perhaps a future post including just those more facts-filled videos).

Some of these videos may leave you scratching your head asking WTF drugs are these people on? or is this just some horrible acting joke, a cornucopia of terrible awful jokes? Some you may wonder why what seems like escaped mental patients are all over social media, starting their own churches and even hosting television shows? Some you may find hilarious, amusing, shocking, feeling mad or disgusted at the outrageous lies, claims and antics and the oh so easily duped minions and/or just confused about the nonsense people are even talking about or if they even know what they themselves are even talking and inventing about? From delusional role-playing charlatans, outright liars, frauds, imaginary pretend world actors, magical thinking stooges, wannabe prophets-predictors and superstitious magic numbers parlor tricks sorcerers, shekels-seeds warlocks, personal psychological motives agendas, mental gymnastics lunatics, primitive fairy tales worldviews, contradictory cultish and sectarian mind control gurus etc.

It’s just such a shame I only can include these few first ones because there’s untold many thousands, and even millions of similar displays of bullshitism and lunacy going on, and even for many centuries actually. Anyway, enjoy the clips and decide for yourself what you will. Are these various apostle-witches, zombiepocalypse-gurus, desert blood magic-sorcerers, liars, mind control warlocks of the various new age spiritualism “christ-cult corporations” and fake celestial ghost-conjuring episodes necromancers and spellcasters really who and what they claim to be and really know what they claim to know?…or are they just more of the same ol’ bullshitism as shown and proven at my previous posts (which would include all 3 so-called Abrahamic religions because they all were born, festered and over time concocted from the same primitive rotten roots in the deserts during the Bronze-Iron Age anyway, so it’s actually not surprising that the levels of clown world idiocy, lying, charlatanism and pretending has reached the deranged rotten point it has, because when the real world facts, histories and realities is factored in along with the numerous so-called “script-tures” contradictions, errors, failed predictions and myths then they have no other choice but to go into concocting and inventing overdrive warp speed to feed the lies further to try to keep the deceptions program alive going one way or another…”the fairy tales and our superheroes must be saved and so we will even make up other fairy tales and even other fake-magical feats parlor tricks and we will dream new dreamy dreamscapes alternate realities and invent new gematria magic numbers mathematics to save the earlier original fake fairy tales so that our deceptions and misinformations will be saved, hallelujah!”), so I recommend checking out “Has Any Preacher, Pastor, Priest, Scamvangelist Pretend World Mythomania Gasbag Grifter” and “And The Day After Biblical Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon Godling Was Made He Said” for a better informed perspective and the real behind the scenes real histories and evidences…

He also went around planting dinosaurs fossils deep underground and between rock layers so that when people thousands of years later would find them (incredibly and miraculously even hiding them in deep layers and inside rocks at different locations and depths that later scientists would even be able to find them just as the scientists correctly “predicted” they would find them at), because then he could test them to see if they really-really have the perfect, inerrant divinely-inspired faiths in the ancient desert fairy tales and dreamscapes or just send them to an eternal burning BBQ torment for nefariously not believing and just saying he never even knew them even though they performed demons-cooties powers parlor tricks because they instead believed the lies of venus-lucifer and azazel and their fairy tales which are based on verified scientific facts lies hallelujah.

…(Once you realize the ancient Zoroastrian and Mesopotamian origins and other adaptions, cultural diffusions and religious syncretizations from other Levant religions, and the later parallels to their mythologies and older mystery religions ideas and mythologies (including influences from older ancient classic literature), and the proven bubbling brew vortex of the earliest Christian cults and sects and their competing different beliefs and “”script-tures” manuals/sources and vastly different claims from the very start that we have evidence for (i.e. – divided and never unified at any time with constant charges of heresy back and forth continuously right up until and, even well after the religion was actually mostly invented only in the 4th century, by a bunch of old weirdo men in costumes and fancy funny hats with very strange blood magic holy-homoeroticism bosoms hocus pocus fantasies ideas and contradictory claims who were forced by the emperor to come up with some very basic ideas, but even that didn’t rectify or solve the many problems once and for all (not even close to that as there are over 45,000 divided denominations in the world today and each one is heretical in various ways)…so the reality is that for the first 300+ years there actually was no singular defined unified religion, no unanimous position about beliefs, there also was no authoritative bible invented yet just many numerous contradictory groups, ideas, traditions, myths, stories, letters, practices, rituals, beliefs and claims floating around the eastern Mediterranean/Levant and so no one knows what the new so-called Christians believed or what their specific sources and beliefs actually were, for well over 300 years where heresies was the actual common norm and the only connecting common feature between the many cults and letters writing gurus, so the factual truth is that nobody knows what defined “a real Christian” or whether there even was such a thing, all you have to do is ask yourself a simple question…”If there was no official “bible” for the first 400 years and there was no official unanimously accepted texts sources, then what exactly did they believe and what were their “script-tures” then? why was the religion’s beliefs only put into a rudimentary semi-basic patchworked form by a few debating and disagreeing gurus by empirical force? and who the heck gave them the right to decide what goes in, what stays and what goes out? deciding what is divine and what is not divinely inspired? what is true and what is not true? who is a heretic and who is a swell loyal minion? deciding who wrote the anonymous and forged texts and what the real meaning is? why were written texts and sources that were called “Christian” “script-tures” for centuries all of a sudden now null and void and heretical and had to be destroyed? are those trouble-making obsessed martyrs who “died for their faith” then also heretical martyrs deserving their death?, but they were called Christians so how could they later be called heretics? If there were no bibles for centuries then what sources did the gurus preach from and what stories were they telling anyway? Why did some of the groups think the much later Yeshua skylord character was a renegade rabbi and just a man, some think a man and god, some think fully god, some think he was a phantom celestial being who was born and died in outer space realms such as the Paul writer, some thinking the Yeshua was an angel or just an illusionary body appearance after descending from outer space realms and some thinking he was just a metaphor and actually Moses’ serpent on a rod as he himself states supposedly? Why are the earliest sources and evidences we have describe Christians as mainly being new “mystery cults” much more similar to what we now label as the “Gnostic-Christians” but back then they were just simply the earliest Christians? and other scenarios, but for centuries they were all so-called Christians so that’s weird, that’s very, very, very weird, besides shouldn’t a claimed Yeshua magical hocus pocus character have already established precisely with no contradictions what the irrefutable perfect inerrant truth story is from the very start?, shouldn’t he have already handed out the bible to his coven followers (including the anonymous and forged letters and the real versions of his nativity adventures and contradictory geneaologies) and told them all about the Paul coming after him from the start instead of waiting for over 400 years for his religion to finally be invented by a bunch of guys disagreeing and debating in weird hats who were only forced to do so by a pagan Goy emperor’s command? (and soon afterwards state backing forced on the entire general population within the entire empire, so who needs apostle-witches when you have empire state backing ramming the religion down people’s throats whether they agree or not? “you want to buy and sell and live without pains and persecutions? then you will obey and take our number upon your forehead or else”), but in the stories he never came for the Goys sheep in the first place anyway and his supposed father the yahweh-jehovah always hated the Goys and wants to constantly destroy them all and crush their skulls and make the leftovers his zion-slaves since a thousand years earlier according to their very own “script-tures”? That’s a really weird strange and absurd way to start a new perfect inerrant divine religion, I’m pretty sure any wannabe cult leader today would want to start his new religion right away and perfect from the start not 400+ years later by people he never even met who are just arguing and playing politics with each other and who weren’t even the sheep he came for in the first place anyway)…Only then things start to make much more sense, only then the long series of labyrinthian deceptions and lies are uncovered and found out, only then the maze of charades is realized and made manifest, only then the probabilities become much more understandable and clearer, only then the puzzle pieces start falling into place and the landscapes are much better perceived, explained and comprehended with actual real evidences to back it up) to more fully understand how the constantly failed and mutating beliefs have reached the bubbling sewage verbal diarrhea vortex cesspools abyss, lying charlatanism shticks and primitive mind control delusions of today and seen below.

“Hey everybody put on your rubber boots!, the blood and shit is going to get really high and thick for about 200 miles around Jerusalem!, then the rabbi skywizard on his horse from outer space is going to attack all the Gentile nations to smite the evil Goys who he’s always hated with his sword in his mouth and army of floating men virgins!, and then all the Goys get eaten by birds being turned into nefarious bird poop dung! Glo-Ry!”. The zombiepocalypse happened exactly like this during his lifetime about 1,950 years ago just as guaranteed by the Paul and his floating skywizard that he discovered in his dreamy-dreams and hallucinations who personally promised it to him and just only him and nobody else on the planet just him in his room, his new zombified immortal spacesuit body floating to the clouds was really amazing and astonishing just as guaranteed and when people teleport backwards in time and space-time to experience it in person it’s gonna be thrills and amazing.
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I should also remind readers though, the purpose of this post is not about getting into the numerous absurdities, contradictions, inconsistencies, errors, mythologies and nonsense found throughout the written biblical texts (you can read A list of over 700 inconsistencies in the Bible for just some of those examples, but there’s many, many more though), and it’s not about getting into the many problematic contested issues and hotly debated claims and topic of the Mormons vs. Jehovah’s Witnesses vs. Evangelicals vs. Lutherans vs. the various Fake-Tongues Babbling Cults vs. the Snake Handling & Poison-Hooch Drinking Pentecostals (who may actually just be Ophites or Naassenes) vs. the Mandaeans vs. the Nazarenes vs. Valentinianism vs. the Carpocratians vs. the Marcellians vs. Marcionites vs. Montanists vs. Adventists vs. Baptists vs. the Anabaptists (including the Amish, Mennonites & Hutterites) vs. Shakers vs. Quakers vs. Episcopalians vs. Presbyterians vs. Methodists vs. the Salvation Army Trumpeters vs. the Armstrongites vs. the Disciples Brotherhood of the Zion-Temple Monarchists vs. the Ebionites vs. the Marcosians vs. the Basilideans vs. the Cainites vs. the Borborites vs. the Simonians vs. the Noetians vs. the Elcesaites vs. Docetists vs. the Peratae vs. the International Acolytes Fellowship Federation of the Original One and Only First True Inspired Death Cult Secret Gospel vs. the Apostles of the Yahweh-Jehovah Zion-Temple Kingdom’s Victory Over the Goys vs. the “We Are The Really-Real True 144,000 Believer’s Victory over the Goy’s Miracles Foundation International Ministries” (i.e. – the real 144,000 not the imposter mystical allegorical magic numbers fake 144,000 in a wishful thinking 12×12 brains, even as I’m writing this at this very minute most of these cults and sects groups are having hotly debated disagreements and couch chatting sessions with each one claiming that after the heavenly cosmic-mutants aliens sent by the ghoulish bloodthirsty desert Yahweh-Jehovah godling from his kingdom in the clouds finish their horseback riding genocidal adventures and finally defeating the Babylonian empire including zapping all the Goy’s horses (even though the Babylonian empire already fell to the “Zoroastrian” Persians in the 6th century BCE however Babylon still must fall over and over and over and over again of course, because each time Babylon falls to the Zoroastrian Persians it means victory against the Goys so it only makes sense probably), then only they are going to be the really-real 144,000 Jewish men virgins torah-zombies who will get to float in the clouds wearing new fancy washed in blood white robes while holding palm fronds and then singing Yahwehism-Jehovahism blood magic torah-songs to a magical Jewish sheep being (who also wears a dripping in blood robe from his most of the planet slaughtered Goy enemies while riding a horse, has white hair, flaming fire eyeballs and a sword coming out his mouth, after being born as already a man in outer space from an anonymous woman by the moon before escaping the clutches of an outer space 7-headed dragon) various other elders beings whoever the heck they are, and 4 four-faced creatures at the zion-temple (even though the Jerusalem zion temple was destroyed 2,000 years ago it’s actually probably still standing there but it’s just invisible of course, yeah that’s it that’s the ticket it’s clearly still standing there) world theocratic temple-state dictatorship planet headquarters eternally, just only them and nobody else forever and ever guaranteed Hallelujah Aaamen Glooo-Ry) vs. the “St. Paul’s Brethren for the Glorious End of the World Torah-Zombie Apocalypse Guaranteed To Happen During His Lifetime…..Today” vs. the Servants of the David’s Throne Theocracy Assembly of the Planet Universe vs. the 7th Day National Alliance of the Moses’ Staff & Sword of Joshua Believer’s Blood Magic Victory Glory Temple Foundation vs. the “777 Faith-Shekels Seeds for the Rabbi Yeshua Skylord Superhero Club of Zion, Galilee, Canaan, Edom & Midian” vs. the Bill “Willy” Greyhamson Burning Bubbling Eternal Zoroastrian Fire Hell Preachers and Demons-Goys Fighters (including their Demons-Goys and even their Demons-Goys to the 3rd and 4th generation) Ministries Club Association Network vs. the True Latter-Day Solomon’s Concubines Defenders of the Faith Alliance Ministries vs. the Alabama Chapter of the “God Is Jewish and He Enjoys Pork Chops & Shrimp…Really” Abrahamic Spellcasters Voodoo Coalition vs. Fortune-Telling Apocalyptic Apostle-Witches Covens vs. the YMCA/YWCA Apocalypse Doomsday Torah-Zombification Preparation Boot Camp Alliance vs. Shekels Faith-Seeds Prosperity Gospel Apostles-Sorcerers and Holy Ghost Bacon Dancers Sects etc..etc..etc…..

Their absurd mantra slogan “The bible says it, I believe it, that settles it” does not only not cut it in the real world as a general principle for living in the real world and real universe existence, it’s also a delusional scientific principle and scientific formula that could only exist in a retarded and made up deranged fantasy universe (it’s basically only just a planetary onethink-unthink fairy tales mind-virus mindprison that only explains how the sun revolves around the flat on pillars earth and the origins of the magic apple curse-cooties from magical trees, blood magic superpowers that emanate from the blood of special goats, cows, sheep and pigeons thanks to a mud pie man and rib-woman 6,000 years ago, the existence of various cosmic boogiemen and phantasms living just only in the desert and the rare ancient occasional goat herder or travelling nomad that can see them or talk to them to get magic powers and tell wrong predictions and information, and just maybe how to survive 3 days and 3 nights living in a fish), but it’s also a deranged yoga greeting and just a really dumb pointless birthday party toast.

…..as well as the troubling re-emergence of Anti-Essene hate groups and literature being spearheaded by Zoroastrians, Phoenicians, Galatian-Sadducees, Samaritans, Elephantine-Pharisees, Damascus-Herodians, Tyre-Zealots, Galilean-Canaanites, Popoffites, Grahamites, Hinnites, Kerrites, Oralites, Bakkerites, Meyerites, Copelandites, Hageeites, Stanleyites, Parsleyites, Yahweh-Jehovah’s Witnesses who didn’t witness anything and anonymous Anatolian and Alexandrian authors), and it’s definitely not about who between the Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Muslims, Jews or others will win the “Mind Control Title of the Planet” and become the undisputed “Heavyweight Pretend World Champion of the World for All-Time & All Space-Time & the Space-Time After That” (at last count there are over 45,000 denominations in the world which means…it means…well it probably means something anyway)…..

As seen interviewed on “Jim Bakker’s soul-saving buckets show” (videos below), rumor has it she may very well be the leading candidate as Trump’s running mate, but why would a reptilian intelligent shapeshifting alien decide on her instead of Taylor Swift or Kate Hudson or just about any women’s volleyball team or swimsuit or bikini model or something similar? Are intelligent aliens actually dumb or just blind or just prefer women who’s hair doesn’t touch their ears? And besides, why the heck would her Yahweh-Jehovah master and her Yeshua rabbi superhero skylord just sit back and allow shapeshifting reptilian aliens and phantasm gargoyles in her mind to freely impersonate other people to persecute them in their beds and brains at night and not instead just simply not even allow them to enter the room or home by putting up the magical force field protective energy shield in the first place? Maybe by painting cat’s or bird’s blood around the doors and windows like back in the good ol’ time religion days and problem solved. What’s the point of this clown world chicanery and fantasies babblings from a patient anyway? And what is the creepy guy at the .33 second mark nodding about exactly? And where in the bible does it say to donate the shekels seeds by credit card or check instead of by coins? (you can watch the segment of this delusional lying apostle-witchery pretend world rubbish at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86OV_DCv5PM&ab_channel=JohnSmith)

…..rather it’s all about getting into the earliest basic fundamental and contradictories-filled problems and their numerous errors-filled and failed claims which are the crux of the matters and topic, and with many of the theological problems dating from the EEMH humanoids era and even from the dinosaurs times and their sacred writings, prophecies and propaganda television shows (After all, their caves were essentially the very earliest churches and places of refuge ipso facto, and their ancient monoliths and megaliths being the very first cathedrals and religious pilgrimages locations, places where they performed their rituals, chanting and even holding a communal mammoth or bison supper, coincidentally water rituals magic, altars and special costumes and headgear are also known to have taken place from verified remains evidences…that’s right..it’s probably very shocking information to many but the absolute truth is that religious rituals, chanting, relics, staffs/wands, sacred wine, costumes and headwear and stories were around way, way, way long before any of the Abrahamic Yahwehism-Jehovahism cults and sects and their stories came along to give divine infallible slaves-owning, concubines-acquiring, oxen and people-stoning, grooming & fashion, genocidal warfare tactics, nifty magic tricks and desert phantasm-cooties/goat-boiling rules etc etc etc).

A 14th century medieval painting portrayal of the biblical scene in the Matthew gospel-novel where the rabbi Jesus superhero character is “taken” by the new Devil character around the desert to be tempted (aka the Jewish Boogieman, a new mutating literary device character appearing right on cue for the obligatory amazing hocus pocus shenanigans tempting scene of course to see if he could turn stones into dinner rolls etc, and a scene just like the centuries earlier temptation and questions in the wilderness by an immortal arch-adversary being such as with Zoroaster, and Buddha), including “taking” him to the top of an exceedingly high unnamed mountain and even “carrying” him to the pinnacle top of the Jerusalem temple. However many instead believe he wasn’t actually literally “taken” but they instead flew around these locations like Peter Pan-style, so that explains that….And the other very problematic claim is that while on the “unnamed” mountain top the new “The Satan” character also “showed” him all the kingdoms of the world in all their glory existing at the time (which in the later anonymous torturously boring fantastical so-called Luke version of the clown world dreamscape soap opera fairy tale segment he even says that all the world and authority has been “given” to him, given?..GIVEN???!!!…yep “given”, who the heck “gave” it to him anyway his father “The Trickster“?..wow how convenient and absurd clown world retarded is that hallelujah? Because it’s so plainly obvious that even any simpleton could easily figure it out that it couldn’t be anybody else except “The Trickster” who obviously gave the planet to him so as to keep the deranged clown world kitsch comedy stories and delusional mindtrap unthinking continuing for our entertainment and gullible amazement, and btw that to think otherwise is just plainly demonic), which proves that the anonymous lying and inventing desert fiction writers (who aren’t eyewitnesses to anything or even claim to be eyewitnesses because they’re just plagiarizing, contradicting, reworking, changing and mutating their new primitive hyper-superstitious cultic ideas into their new fairy tales myths) believed the planet was much, much smaller than it really is and that it was a flat earth while looking from the mountain top at all the kingdoms on earth (that’s why so very, very few actual “nations” and “kingdoms” are ever mentioned in the entire bible, except just the very local ones, because they simply had absolutely no clue about ancient Europe, India, China, Japan, Greenland, Australia etc or even have any concept that any continents existed). Although some excuses-makers today say he had satellites and Google maps and probably invented it and so that explains that too.

(and besides, even long after the bible dreamscape fairy tales world times, when the so-called great perfect newly appeared torah-mind “planetary onethink-unthink” system had great powers to enforce it’s great perfect bible system bringing marvelous joyous new fairy tales and characters to rule every person’s life and define existence, or so they wished anyway, then all you have to do is an easy quick Google search about “burning of heretics and witches” or “torture of heretics” or “heretics and witches persecutions” or “heretics torture devices” or inquisition against women and men and even children of all ages to prove my point (which sources show that they were some of the most wicked, sick, delusional, disturbed, psychotic, depraved, mentally warped retarded and deranged people in history to have ever thought up the tortures and techniques for their bible and bible-god yahwehism-jehovahism fairy tales addictions fantasies pretend world, thankfully however they were defeated with the arrival of the Renaissance and Age of Reason and especially the final nail in the coffin of the Scientific Revolution which proved that natural herbal teas/medicines, blighted crops, stillbirths and spoiled milk were not demons or venus-lucifer-satan-azazel, belial, diabolus-devil, beelzebub, samael, astaroth, asmodeus, behemoth or leviathan powers, or the judderman either), which again was all a direct result of using those same “script-tures” fables and ancient deserts worldviews to sew and spread superstitious fantasies, mass hysteria delusions, imaginary cooties-powers, fear and paranoia among the society, all across the Old World and even into the New World, which is precisely what the kooks in the videos want again and hope for, but along with plenty of shekels faith-seeds too of course, it’s even more important most of the time).

The world was abuzz with supernatural miracles talk In 2009 when a woman in Britain reportedly discovered a miraculous image of the rabbi Yeshua superhero under the lid of a bottle of marmite that just appeared out of thin air and incredibly was proven to be not man-made (which is a British savoury food spread based on yeast extract, invented by the German scientist Justus von Liebig. It is made from by-products of beer brewing (lees) and is produced by the British company Unilever btw), over the years he has even been seen appearing in clouds, tree bark, oil slicks, mildew stains, sweat stains, frying pans, on toast, fish sticks, Hostess cupcakes, tacos, pizza, pancakes, perogies, crackers, ice-cream, potato chips, chili dogs, bacon, stews and many other foods and stains (If the blotches and stains even vaguely resembles a long-haired bearded guy then it has to be the Yeshua rabbi magical superhero character phantasm guy and not Jon Snow or Jim Morrison probably, just something to keep in mind next time you take off your ketchup, teriyaki or steak & bbq sauce lid). Actually this is just yet another ho-hum instance of Pareidolia and Apophenia, aka imagining things.
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At those posts I also clearly show and explain how if these people were actually living, acting and talking the way they are but during the times and locations they are preaching and inventing about they would have surely in no time been either stoned to death, nailed to a stake, crucified, stabbed, tied and burned to death or drowned to death and other torturous ends for being heretics, demon-possessed, witches, abominations and other reasons, so that makes their modern fraudsterism babbling, fairy tales talk and pretend world shticks we see today even more absurd, i.e. – even their own bible superheroes, mythical characters and even their own yahweh-jehovah god would kill them instantly or command others to kill them, it’s one of the numerous problematic things going on.

(But also important to keep in mind before watching the clips, even though the case is the same in regards to the problems of all the Abrahamic religions and their narratives and evolving mutating ideologies, most particularly disturbing are the various so-called “Evangelicals” which are included in most of the videos below. Why so? simply because “Evangelicalism” is not really even about being a religion or being religious or even any spirituality, it really actually means nothing, it’s basically a hazy, blurry convoluted slogan, a pointless moniker, a banner and just a catchphrase to be used while wearing nametags at meetings with no actual specific meaning whatsoever, it’s a free for all, a play-acting game charade, an anything goes slogan all just depending on what the different “Evangelical” wants to make up for their own particular psychological motives agenda and wishful fantasy dreamscapes, it’s a cliché (It’s like saying “I’m a Libra”, so what? this Libra twists text and makes up these meanings and beliefs and does such and such and that Libra makes up different meanings and does this and that, and so on and so on)….from the street corner preacher handing out pamphlets and the Youtube armchair lying pretender philoso-trolls to the mega-pastor apostle-witch on television and on stages in front of hundreds or even thousands…another one can be a prosperity gospel version, the next one can be a babbling snake handler/bacon dancer, another one can be a mind control guru actor or a desert magic apple curse wizard, or a delusions of grandeur schizotypal somnambulist claiming to teleport backwards and forwards and up and down in time and space-time in his brains and dreams, or a magical phantasm-cooties exorcist wannabe sorcerer, or a bric-a-brac, knicknacks, luggage and books/CD/DVD salesperson or a self-styled chosen holy predictor (they can even predict wrongly 299 times out of 300, and usually do, and it doesn’t even matter, because the gaslit herds of sheeple won’t even remember or care the day after and will still continue sending faith-shekel seeds anyway, just wing it and make up some other invented stuff using mental gymnastics or just lies and make it seem that you were right all along…hallelujah!) or even just a demented fantasizing schizotypal underling praying for an asteroid to hit the planet tomorrow so that they can become instantly immortal and float to the clouds or so they think, and numerous other versions, (many of them just undeniably prove that they’re blatantly shilling a personal clown world kitsch comedy but that isn’t even funny just pathetically absurd, sordid and inane, even where a horned goat-footed character with a tail and pitchfork is the actual untouchable authority ruler of the nations, kingdoms and entire planet Earth and where even nature itself is evil…except of course earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, tornadoes and plagues which are instead sent by another boogieman when he’s cranky at the world’s masturbators, bacon-eaters and Red Lobster restaurants)…just cherry-pick some text words and then just make up your own meanings or whatever the heck you want for your shtick, you can even sing and have a backup band. But whichever version they are the under-“lying” motives behind all of them is still the same ol’ hash brainwashing rubbish, still the same very dangerous to personal intellectual thinking freedom, deranged and nefarious plans against all the races of humanoids on the entire planet, i.e. – still hoping for the complete subjugation and/or preferably the complete destruction of people’s minds, personalities, identities and known real space-time history by spreading their own particular brand of clown world unreality mind-virus and mind-parasites to infect more gullible minds to make more herds of unthinking dupes-underlings to help and support their various invented pretend world agendas and claimed dreamscapes histories, so “Evangelical” is really just a tricky deceptive meaningless slogan and onethink unthink-slave word-camouflage moniker with no actual real meaning about anything, it’s a dirty foul-smelling sack full of bits of theological flotsam and jetsam behind the shed that you can basically throw anything into it and call it god or holy or angelic or heavenly or apostolic or divine or whatever hallelujah, I’m sure the viewer will agree by the end of this post). I’ll probably update this post with some personal commentary additions as supplementary information.

So she got a new heart transplant from her god the mighty omni-everything desert yahweh-jehovah and now she wants another dream? Like what? Did you get the other dream? Front row tickets and backstage pass to the Benny Hinn show? Please tell us! (either way let’s all give a great big round of applause anyway).
Based on the many pointless books she’s written about cookies and shoes (as well as many other pointless new age christ-cult corporation-spiritualism spellcraft books such as “living beyond your feelings”, “power thoughts”, “me and my big mouth”, “the secret power”, “power words”, “uniquely you” and other inane books that her fans can’t get enough of etc), then it’s true she really is full of bullshitism spirits and f***ed especially after that botched plastic surgery thing where now she’s cursed with the Jack Nicholson’s Joker smile. I just don’t understand why the heck is she calling Herb Tarlek’s wife?
Sure it did, all of this really happened, the finger of god proof of the very finger given by her god to perform the great finger shooting across the room magic display which astonished the world and the entire room. Where can I mail my brain and faith-seed cheque to right away?
In other words…Use your own mind that you were born with in the real world to figure things out and think and reason with common sense instead of someone else doing the thinking for you and filling your head with their unproven bullshit ideas as if everything they say is true and no questions asked or anything to be sceptical about…ask questions, require explanations, inspect and verify sources, who’s sources anyway? who, what, where, when? how many sources? are they valid and proven with evidences sources as claimed or fake sources? are they really even “sources” about anything or instead just a bunch of anonymously written and contradictory fables/stories? etc etc (who decides what is and isn’t a source? only sources they agree with or support are sources?…but all the other very different sources aren’t sources? but there are way, way more sources that are very different than ones that are accepted, way lots more actually, even older sources than the claimed accepted sources. If someone told you that last week they were living in a fish for 3 days because of a weird fishing accident, or that they commanded the sun and moon to stay still in the sky for 24 hours while lumberjacking, or that at a funeral a body suddenly came back to life after inadvertently touching some other buried skeleton bones, or that their neighbor died in a vehicle accident but then just a few days later he in his mangled corpse walked through the wall into the kitchen and sat down for pizza and wings with the guys, or that someone at a big holiday party magically turned all the jugs of Kool-Aid into top-notch finest brandy…would you believe it? and why not if the person guaranteed they saw it happen? or their friend swears it happened to someone somewhere at sometime? Why the heck would you not believe them? Why doubt them? isn’t that enough proof to believe? And if it’s the same one and only god who made the one and only universe and has just one and only message to all humanoids on the planet, then why so many religions, denominations, contradictions, differing opinions etc, it can’t make the same one and only message proof and evidences and proven experiences be the exact same for every humanoid on the planet everywhere which can be proven, verified and used as evidence by every single humanoid anywhere at anytime?…like the same proven laws and evidences and constant experiences proof of the laws of gravity? speed of light? freezing point? combustion point? earth rotation speed etc, which are always the exact same and proven to be the same for everyone always at all times and can be proven to be the same at all times for everyone and never changes for anyone so it’s proven they exist because everyone experiences the exact same laws and evidences at all times so they’re verifiable real things not just pretend world phantasms fantasies claims and mutating changing laws depending on where and when you live and what sort of foods you eat and fashions you keep etc)…and investigate everything and all information they’re telling you and their claims being made and then you decide with your own mind if it is proven to be absolutely 100% true or just various bullshit intended to dupify you to become their unthinking mind controlled underling lackey for only “their” psychological motives ideas/agenda and club. (e.g. – the universe and planet operates according to blood magic and incantations and sprinkling dead bird’s blood and oil/water, hiding in the desert caves and bushes celestial boogiemen shadowy phantasm angels and Azazel cooties powers and eternal magical fruit curses or it doesn’t, dinosaurs lived and roamed 200 million years ago or just 4,500 years ago, Ice Ages, mammoths and cave bears and various humanoids existed leaving behind remains or it was just a guy made from a mud pie and a later rib-woman 6,000 years ago, the master of the universe was duped by a talking animal or something else happened, playing with cobras like a doll, drinking poisons with no harmful effects and moving mountains into the sea by commanding it if you just believe you can do it is actual real superpowers or it’s just f***ing dumb retarded delusional fantasies in a pretend world etc etc etc, just ask them to drink the poisons first and see what happens).
Yep, I see the the holy hocus pocus floating flame tongues and everything just like in the “Acts” book, it’s just like looking and listening at the original apostles in that room whoever they were as if you were in the bible with them (Oh come lord yeshua our skylord from the 3rd or 7th heaven!, we drink and drink the holy ghost spirit and fire tongues drinking in your name which is the one and only name of names or something like that! we drink for our new zombie spacesuit bodies guaranteed by the Paul writer our brother and fellow virgin slave-bride of the all knowing 7-eyed 7-horned miracle sheepman in the clouds and we drink with praise and glory for all space-time and even the space-time after that singing the scrolls forever because you have guaranteed it to the paul and so to us also for we are his torah-zombies brother and his virgin slave-bride sister and the paul oughta know because he dreamed the dreams and guaranteed it and it happened just as he said and promised and we witnessed it! glory! hallelujah!).
#astonishing #amazing #glory #hallelujah.
I don’t understand why the Yeshua character’s face would show up on the oozing stomach woman’s face, what for? What is going on and where is this alternate reality anyway? This is just like that film eXistenZ and needs to be a brand new movie!
The holy ghost sure makes people say stupid things, become addicted to another people’s fairy tales and act like psychotic escaped mental patients and doing lots of bacon dances too, I wonder what the point of that is?
Holy ghost fake tongue-babbling parlor tricks are just really primitive absurd and boring already since the 80s, it’s just so pathetic deserts Bronze-Iron Age babbling-magic parlor tricks to dupe the gullibles.
All these doomsday warlocks still don’t realize they’re talking about fresh new glowing zombie spacesuit bodies and new fancy bathrobes and sandals floating to the clouds as told by the paul character who was guaranteed it by his skylord he dreamed in his brains to happen 1,950 years ago during his lifetime and his generation guaranteed, but they still want it today even though it didn’t even happen the first time as promised and so they were failed promises and predictions, that’s simply delusional and lies.
This is the apex of the universe’s actual purpose meaning and the reason that space-time exists to just only arrive at this miraculous particular moment where the eternal truths and signs and wonders of the mighty yahweh-jehovah are displayed by his magic word-tongue powers given to his loyal minions by the descending ghost pigeon fire-tongue to amaze many, it’s actually the only reason we or anything exists and that gives actual true meaning fantasies to role-playing pointless people who believe anything and love pretending things so they can feel all special immortal and newly powerful chosen acolytes with magic powers who know the secrets of the universe and all space-time existence meanings and stuff…hallelujah! praise the names! wow!
“You can even cast mountains into the sea” with a wave of your hand just like his skylord supposedly said, but only if you dare to believe, hallelujah! wow!
“Meme Magic” and “Scamvangelist Magic” actually have a lot in common and are even practically the same thing.
The holy spirit tongue miracle or eating weird-named pills backstage before the retarded shtick show?
I had a whole bunch of funny comments to make but I’ll just let the viewer decide what they think about the whole pathetic fiasco and imaginary claims.
He sounds more like a B-horror movie creepy demonoid character to me, like a little evil possessed suited-troll minion with the magical powers of the mighty yahweh-jehovah and reincarnated spirit of Ezekiel or Azazel risen from the smoky bottomless pit of sulfur and locusts with stinging scorpion tails that will destroy all the Babylonian chariots and destroy the Goys and all that, and cheered on by his acolytes minions accomplices with the secret scrolls plan to take over the world…and then the entire universe and beyond…ewww shivers.
This charlatan is just stupid and a bad liar who just hates Japanese people and culture, many similar believers especially hate all their cartoons and action figure toys with Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Hello Kitty and Dragon Ball being especially believed to be abominable demons-filled to steal people’s souls and then burn them on fire forever (not to mention Japanese movies which are filled with nothing but infernal Japanese things, tonkatsus and ebi tempuras heresies, actually these types are so blatantly filled with hateful mean, bubbling, nasty, mad anti-Japanese hatred that they hate all their stir-fry, rice and noodles recipes and animes, they hate all their koi fish tattoos, all their ninjas, samurais and geisha girls, they hate all their cars, motorcycles and trains, their electronics, watches and pagodas, heck they even hate all their martial arts, beers and fashions and hibachi abominations (even those Japanese girls school uniforms because they’re actually schools full of nefarious Sailor Moons demons creatures), but they most especially hate that they are largely mostly Shinto, Buddhist or of no religion at all and that Christianity is only about 1% of the population (and even those are mostly just robots or homeless people but mainly robots anyway, I’m pretty sure this guy’s speech was written by Pat Robertson who over the years has said a lot of anti-Japanese propaganda), these types actually will never, ever be happy and feel victorious until everyone in Japan worships the ancient desert yahweh-jehovah and believes in all his fairy tales and superheroes that he wrote, that’s just disgusting and mean, bubbling, nasty, mean, mad hateful and the ravings of a conniving yahwehism-jehovahism supremacist).
Great parlor tricks fun and excitement for the whole family to enjoy and then do their own exorcisms at home and in their very own churches and temples.
I’m pretty sure the holy ghost just makes people schizo and retarded, that’s his whole shtick it seems and it’s hocus pocus powers that anyone can do.
On the left is a scene portraying the ancient Oracle at Delphi where information and advice from Apollo was given from visions and speaking in unknown esoteric divine tongues (with an estimated history from circa 1400 BCE, and that’s just one of numerous similar mystery religions examples from the Bronze/Iron Age), and on the right is extremely popular self-fetishizing bellyaching unhinged Christian fraudster and superlative holy tongues babbler apostolic-yahweh-jehovah-witch Kenneth Copeland, also known for being the defender of Azazel and of all the Venus-Lucifers of the desert beyond the city walls, but especially known for his supposed divine lip-flapping powers blessings as seen in the videos.

I don’t mean to pick on just poor ol’ persecuted Kenneth Copeland because this goes for all the similar types of apostle-witches, yahweh-jehovah-witches and fraudster gurus and their underling minions who use these modus operandi to dupe and mind control their flocks of gullible dupes (and because he’s regularly in the Top 10 or even Top 3 of Christian pastors and popular Christian leaders in the country), but it should be known that the origin of speaking in ecstatic/unknown tongues is a much older tradition than Christianity by many centuries, way long before the anonymously written pentecost fable came along, but its pagan background origins is utterly unsuspected by those who are brainwashed caught up in the performance shows frenzy and by the Evangelical movements especially, in fact they would rather not even have that fact known about or discussed whatsoever among the flocks, they instead prefer to erroneously believe it’s a 100% original Christian powers invented thing and ghost-talking capabilities and that they started the idea all from scratch (gotta just keep the verbal diarrhea going instead basically). Because numerous studies by linguists and researchers have concluded that “Glossolalia” (aka speaking in tongues) is complete gibberish made up from random sounds from the already existing vocabulary of the person speaking, and is a “learned behaviour”, mostly based on repetitiveness and free association of speech-like elements. Linguists have shown that Tongues babbling (Glossolalia) consists of strings of syllables, made up of sounds taken from all those that the speaker knows, put together more or less haphazardly but emerging nevertheless as word-like and sentence-like units because of realistic, language-like rhythm and melody (aka making up bullshit meaningless non-existent words from sounds used in your own usually used/primary language, which is different from “Xenoglossia” which is the sudden ability to speak fluently an actual real language the speaker has never learned). Analysis of glossolalics reveals a pseudo-language that lacks consistent syntax, semantic meaning, is usually rhythmic or poetic in nature and is similar to the speaker’s native tongue. Glossolaliacs this way invent a meaningless gibberish and repetitive sounds that are not a language/tongue in existence anywhere on the planet or that ever has been used on the planet, this way the scammer can deceptively portray themselves as chosen by their god as an important person to the group and a fellow cultist shill can then “interpret” the gibberish to mean anything they want (only them though, people in the crowd or at home watching on television MUST NOT attempt to interpret the gibberish, just ONLY the or a specific already chosen shill can do the interpreting powers meanings magic parlor trick display hallelujah). Many gullible dupes believe these gibberish episodes and fraudsterism parlor tricks shows are a magical heavenly language and their god-sent miraculous signs and wonders but that only the/a specific fellow cult guru can interpret (even claiming that cancer kids and sick children in hospitals have miraculously started speaking in tongues also, just like the apostle-witches did in the “Acts” stories when according to the fable the fiery flame tongues and amazing holy ghost powers arrived floating above their heads to astonish the whole room with astonishment, and as a bonus afterwards even more faith-shekels seeds were brought to the temple coffers which brought even more glory and praise to the yahweh-jehovah words names and astonishing powers hallelujah). Recorded cases of glossolalia from 1100 BCE record an occasion where a young Amen worshiper attracted historical infamy when he became possessed by a god and began to make sounds in a strange ecstatic tongue, In the 4th century BCE Plato demonstrated that he was well acquainted with the phenomenon of speaking in tongues as he referred to several families who practiced ecstatic speech, praying and strange divine inspiration utterings. He also pointed out that these practices had even brought physical healing to those who engaged in them. The Roman poet Virgil in the 1st century BCE described the speaking of ecstatic tongues of the Sybiline priestess on the Island of Delos as the result of her being unified with the god Apollo (Just some of the other important ancient historians and authors who mention the Pythia oracle and speaking in tongues, especially between the 7th century BCE to 1st century BCE include…Aeschylus, Aristotle, Diodorus, Diogenes, Euripides, Herodotus, Justin, Livy, Lucan, Nepos, Ovid, Pausanias, Pindar, Plato, Plutarch, Sophocles, Strabo, Thucydides, and Xenophon as well as included in the Homeric Hymns. Also included in descriptions is of how the local priests of Apollo and of Dionysus (coincidentally another popular older dying and resurrecting god) would interpret the oracles and then write out the meanings in dactylic hexameter, which is precisely imitated by the evangelicals today who usually have a local performing shill nearby to interpret the babbling ghost tongues giberish). Several of the mystery religions of the Greek and Roman world record the same phenomenon of speaking in tongues, some of those most often listed are the Mithra cults, the Osiris cults and the lesser known Dionysian, Eulusinian, and Orphic cults cradled in Macedonia, Thrace and Greece. And besides, this is just yet another example of numerous borrowings and adapting concepts, traditions and ideas from the older pagan religions in the area…It was already a commonplace idea within the Ancient world that divine beings spoke languages different from human languages, and historians of religion have identified many references to using unintelligible esoteric speech in Greek and Roman literature and the mystery religions that resemble glossolalia, sometimes explained as angelic or divine language…so then what exactly is the difference??? How new of an amazing magical phenomena is it then when it was already being popularly done by the so-called pagans long before them??? (And as discussed at my previous posts, why would the supposed skylord of the universe have to keep constantly borrowing, adapting or imitating the concepts, traditions and ideas that were already extremely common for centuries among the so-called pagan and older mystery religions?…virgin births, impregnated by a deity, water magic, weather magic, dying and rising saviours and risen demigods getting a new superior body, so many same miracles and wonders magic, water into wine, healing the sick, after-death ghost appearances and floating, battling underground Zoroastrian and Egyptian demonoids etc etc etc, so why now older esoteric secret tongues powers also being imitated?). These days various Evangelicals and Charismatic and Penetecostals especially claim that speaking in tongues today is strictly a new Christian powers manifestation and a so-called “phenomena” only present among them (It is also commonly taught that you have not received the Holy Spirit and “are not saved unless you have demonstrated the gift of tongues”, aka “Bible Belt Tongues Voodooism” basically). But various studies have revealed that speaking in tongues is present in Non-Christian religions all around the world. It is practiced in China, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Indonesia, Siberia, Arabia, Burma, and Arctic regions just to name a few. Glossolalia is found among the Eskimos, Japanese séances in Hokkaido, in a small cult led by Genji Yanagide of Moji City, and even the shamans in Ethiopia and the Sudan, the Shango cult of the West Coast of Nigeria, the Zar cult of Ethiopia, various spirits in Haitian Voodoo and Sub-Saharan African tribal religions and the Aborigines of South America and Australia, this is very problematic and negates their claims of being just a strictly new Christian tongues divine powers phenomena. Numerous people these days are easily fooled by these deceptive gibberish magic shows and sounds-blabbering illusionists meetings even today and especially in the evangelical movements and by telescamvangelists just like in the “Acts” twilight zone stories shenanigans adventures hallelujah, it’s just really pathetic fake hocus pocus powers that even a child or just about anyone can do.
Basically, according to this guy and the plethora of others with similar dream-reading powers or self-induced hallucinations visions, your dreams are given to you by the yeshua skylord and the ancient desert yahweh-jehovah and so they are actually esoteric mystical secrets sent from them to you, every single one of them, ultimately all of your dreams are the new reality sent to you by them which will guarantee you an immortal zombification spacesuit body floating to the clouds just like the dreams that the Paul had.
What a stupid granny, why on earth would you ask a pastor-preacher conman to tell you there is no hell when their whole scam mind control modus operandi revolves around and depends on saying there is a hell otherwise his faith-shekels temple coffers will become desolate, it’s like asking an attacking shark to “please tell me you don’t eat meat” but that’s just what sharks do and what they’re all about, that’s the whole reason they exist they’re meat-eating machines for cripe’s pete’s sake.
Big surprise there. Definition of Irony is a pastor asking for your money to solve church problems, and simultaneously advising you to pray to solve yours. what a great scam.
Apparently the yahweh-jehovah can even miraculously make bald spots disappear as well as control tornadoes, but why?
Which reminds me of this disgustingly ghoulish sickening kabbalistic homoeroticism boy’s club retardfest symposium clown world instance of a primitive pretend world theological jimble jamble uranism apostolic-dogmatic larpering “Liar’s Club” stagecraft performance by supposed rational grown men obsessively fangirling all over ancient anonymously written desert tribal fairy tales and superheroes characters, magic tricks powers and phantasms stories (Part of the Judeo-Zoroastrian origins Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert blood magic & Venus-Luciferism theologies and the later new and even the new, new, new Venus-Luciferisms cooties etc mutating beliefs), both being well-known servants of the Yahweh-Jehovah-Satan and the simultaneous Satan-Jehovah-Yahweh (as well as the satan-yahweh-jehovah AND jehovah-yahweh-satan and his venus-lucifer minion characters [and probably most importantly the yahweh-satan-jehovah and jehovah-satan-yahweh], or just simply aka “The Trickster” because he’s been a contradictory dual-personality trickster godling since the time he was invented) and his Venus-Lucifers and various magical acolytes superheroes, apostle-witches gurus and minions shills-underlings which he made out of nothing) that is so detached from the real cosmic space-time reality and real world and so proven bullshitism concocted absurd that it makes me want to puke blood, i.e. – complete christcucks who think a fictional jewish rabbi celestial magician superhero character in some paul guy’s dreaming mind is real and will make them immortal to teleport backwards 1,900 years to be with the paul to rule the world and even give them magic powers in the meantime to do all sorts of magic and spellcasting against desert floating cooties powers as well as gather many shekels, in this and similar instances I guess it would technically be categorized as the highest echelon superlative supremo Ubermensch beta-christcucks voodooist magus-wizards who will surely and verily be guaranteed the freshest palm fronds, front row choir seats and the best golden oil lamps, robes and sandals (the surreal posturing grotesquerie display is so cringe it makes me feel ashamed for just being a man in the real world that has real histories and real facts and evidences, they actually even claim that they are of the same taxonomic gender and evolutionary mammal species classification as me except that they’re obsessed patients and addicted junkies to Jewish fairy tales, grape juice, palm fronds and shekels-spellcasting as well as spellbound consumed with their passionate erotic man-love fixation for a fictitious rabbi magician phantasm floating character so that somehow makes them more real on the planet for some inane magical fruit reason, lol, I know Pseudo-Kabbalistic desert Chaldean magic theosophy shamanism and necromantic Midianite Sumerian-witchery diablerie spellcasting occultic charlatanism when I see it, a true clown world situation where a guy wearing a yarmulke small hat (which essentially really is just a Jewish magic hat which any Warlock, Magus and Wizard will tell you) and costumes thinks he’s living in ancient Anatolia and is the monarch of his very own little land of make believe theme park city which is also his very own puny little country (including even its own flags, coats of arms, passports, its own national bank and bric-a-brac souvenir shops and even personal larpering guards for entertainment) because he needs to protect himself from the actual real world and to use as a base to battle all the Antipopes, philosophers, scientists, thinkers, writers, musicians and artists as well as all the numerous offshoot and mutated christcuck yahwehism-jehovahism-yeshuasim cults and sects through the centuries, and protect himself from the babylonian dry cleaners and generic store-bought donuts/pastries of course hallelujah, just pathetic absurd role-playing fantasies delusions), how about that time a whole herd of evangelicals and charismatic fake tongues-babbling and bacon dancing powers apostle-witches profits prophets went to hang out for a publicity propaganda campaign with the pope at his palace? Including even Kenneth Copeland himself along with his fantasy lies stories-telling wife and their whole campaign team of fraudster-apparatchiks conjuring-clowns, where he was even giving his fire-tongues ghost powers and blessings and weather controlling authority tips to the pope (and possibly even his bald spots disappearing ghost powers and the magical words names powers of the words names powers to make custard stains on his costume disappear miraculously and so thus defeating the ancient desert demons and their demons-cooties powers which caused the calamity). Geeez, talk about a scamming charlatans twilight zone bizarro clown world session and a disgusting comedy-circus (the amount of narcissism and psychopathy going on all around and with these types is just amazing hallelujah. And I’m willing to wager 10 sheep, 3 blameless goats, 5 unblemished pigeons, a bowl of oil, a grain offering, four spotless red heifers and 7 kid goats not boiled in their mother’s milk that the ultimate goal is towards him being declared as the American pope). But you see, even once in a while these various competing “christ-cult corporations” thought control apostle-witchery larpers and con artists gurus will become temporary political allies to keep the shekels-seeds and fairy tales pretend world/mind control yahwehism-jehovahism brainwashing programs going so that the duped will obey and stay supporting, living and thinking as dupes on only the ancient deserts torah-fairy tales plantation which is the main thing, and the other absurd thing which adds to the pathetic buffoonery propaganda shtick display and whole putridly rotten situation is that these same ancient deserts gurus-fraudsters types would have been declared as heretics and probably tortured, hanged and burned at the stake only a few centuries ago for their charlatanism acts…which according to the new narrative I suppose now means they were all actually tortured, drowned and burned for nothing and so it must have all just been a minor misunderstanding, High-five! on the flip side hallelujah!, see earlier mentioned links about heretics and witches tortures and burnings (you will even see other similar publicity man-kissing/handshaking/stroking each other’s cocks and clothes sessions among others of the various competing 45,000+ denominations at times for the exact same mind control/shekels-seeds politics reasons, many gullible dupes are fooled by this into actually thinking everything they’re talking about is real and that all the anonymously written desert magic fables are really-real and the way the universe operates and the meaning of existence of all space-time especially since the magical trees, talking snake and magic apple curse fable times, it’s clown world personified).
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Can command tornadoes to scram away with just a simple word names magic spell. Definition of Irony is a pastor asking for your money to solve church problems, and simultaneously advising you to pray to solve yours. what a great scam.
*Updated July 11, 2025 – Hmmm? well that sure is strange and weird. Over 100 people including even 27 girls at an all-girl Christian camp died in the recent Texas flooding of a river, which is even in good ol’ apostle-witch Kenneth’s home state (seen above). But with all the prayers going on during the flooding, for sure more than 3 people I’ll bet which is the minimum needed, heck then yahweh-jehovah and his son the yeshua magician skywizard hiding behind the moon (who is actually yahweh-jehovah anyway supposedly, or is him most of the time or just some of the time or actually none of the time or whatever people are inventing now), then they should have eeeaaasily been miraculously saved somehow in some way…levitated to safety, parting the river to escape to drier land etc (unless as some christian theologians and pastors are saying it’s because they were actually holding secret satanic venus-lucifer rituals in the forest and worshipping the owl god and reading harry potter and various comic books that the yeshua magician and the great amazing bloodhungry enraged yahweh-jehovah didn’t approve of just like back in them good ol’ time religion times in midian). Instead it seems it’s just the same usual scenario where the great superduper omni-this and that yahweh-jehovah and yeshua can’t actually do what they claim, not even close to it…or it’s just that they only do saving bibles from completely burning up in a protected safety box as seen in another video in this post, and maybe some finding lost keys, healing sore elbows, miraculous kicked or dropped balls and some growing hair and exorcising itchy rashes miracles, and of course importantly making sure Kenneth Copeland prospers because they much prefer taking pleasure joy and the credit in making sure he and his loyal minions receive the faith-shekels seeds blessings. So that sure is weird, it seems the lord really does take pleasure in prospering him more than…well…lots of other things and guarantees he makes (unless he actually is the great ol’ “The Trickster” as the fairy tales prove then that would make sense and then Thanos, Darkseid and Galactus would be defeated along with the 7-headed outer space dragon probably). Let’s hope that some of the scamvangelists will arrive soon to Texas and perform some of their words names floating fire tongues magic shows and raising people from the dead magic shows they claim they can perform (Even Andrew Wommack claims he resurrected his own son from the dead (although proven to be a lie) and he’s in Texas too and it would definitely help his bible college enrollment and house mold curses magic shows, hardly any travelling needed, same goes for John Hagee who also likes camping and singing and roasted marshmallows), now that should be interesting and a really great event and definitely deserving to be filmed for a special DVD plus shipping and handling.
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…or do much about cancer kids, leukemia, blindness, deafness, muscular dystrophy, spina bifida, paraplegia, lou gehrig disease, heart/kidney/liver diseases, tuberculosis, alzheimer’s disease, parkinson’s disease, stillbirths, strokes, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, brain tumors and brain diseases, physical deformities/birth defects, anencephaly (aka john hageeism/billy graham syndrome/kenneth copeland disease/rodney howard-browne coli/benny hinnitis etc, but also strangely which many scamvangelists, preachers and pastors instead refer to as the “blessed heaven’s mutant children”, the “heaven’s blessed junkyard angels” and the “wonderful faith-shekels blessed shining cherubim of the mighty amazing omniest yahweh-jehovah god of midian and edom”, because it makes them feel better and not have to think about it again and most importantly especially makes the creepy bloodhungry vengeful angry yahweh-jehovah phantasm desert ghoul character seem much more like a just really great, perfect, amazing, superduper omni-everything, marvelous, cool and excellent skylord floating guy in the clouds at sunday pancake breakfasts and pointless weekly brunch chit-chat gatherings and so the gazebo and faith-shekels will not be persecuted or disturbed hallelujah), conjoined twins, microscopic single-celled protozoa to large, multi-celled helminths (worms, including the parasitic worms that invades and infects brains causing diseases and then they eat eyeballs from the inside causing blindness and infections etc, which probably proves that the yahweh-jehovah really must be the most excellent omniest perfect greatest intelligent designer to invent and create such glorious worms, parasites and bacterias to exist just like the scamvangelists and fraudsters say, although in the talmud the ancient biblical heroes and writers believed it was the “shabiri” river demons floating around the water instead of yahweh-jehovah’s very own designed worms causing the blindness, but that’s not including the supposed immortal burning eating worms of course) and ectoparasites, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, plagues, viruses, wolf and bear attacks, etc etc etc. Also, besides acting awards the same applies to awards for various miraculous balls being caught, kicked, thrown, fumbled, dropped, bouncing this way and that way etc because the yahweh-jehovah is the only one that can make such ball miracles and blessings occur for his own glory which he did to astonish the nations since the foundations of the world and universe 6,000 years ago.
Tell’em about that time a whole bunch of fresh new zombies rose out of their graves then went lurking all across Jerusalem and were seen by many on Eyewitness News! Tell’em about that time I did that famous pulling a coin out of a fishmouth parlor trick and sending demons into a herd of swine who drowned themselves and so saving the entire village magic tricks! Tell’em how I copied Dionysus to turn water into wine and healed the sick and made dead people rise back to life just like Asclepius and then killed a fig tree by zapping it with my magic powers because it was a disobedient thinking questions-asking fig tree! Tell’em how I was born in 6 BCE but also 10 years later in 4 CE (from 2 different contradictory genealogies and magical stories) but also to the Jews born between 70 BCE and 130 CE and I was the best sorcerer for Satan fooling many which proves just how undeniably as a matter of fact magical I am which cannot be denied hallelujah!
Because if you believe that this fairy tale “act” happened (every single contradictory version written by the anonymous non-eyewitnesses stories writers which strangely also left no evidences, no actual “real world” historical mentions or reports, contradicts all over the place including failed predictions, becomes a risen zombie-corpse with literal gaping wounds and floats up to the clouds on the same day or…floats up after 40 days of playing impersonations and hide & seek games with just only his small apocalyptic doomsday secret coven-cult followers who are told to expect their doomsday theocracy and immortality rewards during their lifetime), then you also have to believe as being real that “E-V-E-R-Y” single thing before it in the fables narratives also happened…from the 6 day creation week, 6,000 year old universe, a mud pie man and rib-woman (both versions), talking snake, magical trees and magic apple curse, floating robed aliens and weird creatures, floating singing aliens, 7-headed outer space dragon, multi-headed sea monster and multi-faced creatures-beings, ethereal battling boogiemen and angels, a magical boat with even dinosaurs on it (both versions), floating wheels full of eyeballs, naked prophet crazy vagrant character, esoteric mystical dreams, inane musings and secretive parables riddles, living 3 days in a fish, various zombieism episodes, A-L-L the weather magic, water magic, oil magic, blood magic, magic stars, mud magic, shadow magic, skeleton bones magic, magic wand magic, trumpets magic, magical goat breeding, sticks into snakes magic, magic numbers, coin in a fish mouth magic, fish and dinner rolls magic, unstoppable sons of god glowing white angels in heaven with human penises, nephilim giants offspring, giant grapes, fiery flying serpents, talking donkey, generational curses, various phantasm-cooties powers, righteous heavenly commanded genocides, scorched-earth warfare, stoning-stabbing murders, infanticides, rapes and sex crimes, sex trafficking, slavery, cannibalism including the worst kind…family cannibalism, sulfuric burning eternal love tortures, A-L-L the superheroes characters and A-L-L their superpowers, hocus pocus magic shows and corresponding dreamscape clown world events and behaviorisms, A-L-L their claims, failed predictions-dreams and pretend world histories (just because), fictional genealogies including thousands of years old genealogies from before even writing or written languages existing (including the contradictory genealogies) and even believe A-L-L the contradictions and errors and wrong science, wrong natural history, wrong medical cures, wrong cosmology and wrong just general known history facts but gullibly just pretend it’s all divine perfect…(aka a “cafeteria christian”, because it’s not a salad bar, buffet or smorgasbord where words don’t mean words and you get to pick just what you want on your plate and choose what you believe and don’t believe, nope…you have to entirely completely accept the fables mindprison and believe it A-L-L and not ask any questions or disagree about anything or even doubt anything)…that’s basically the very definition of brainwashing mind control and delusional onethink-unthink mindtrap. And if the person does actually believe the fables are true, heck even just the genesis stories, then they should never be allowed occupations in the fields of and especially to teach…science, astronomy, physics, math (because numbers have laws which can be proven which shows proofs which is the opposite of pretend world stories-faith which has no proofs just invented fictional anonymous/personal claims and just a few magic numbers), pathology, biology (particularly medical biology because it’s supposedly all just phantasm-cooties powers and yahweh-jehovah’s righteous plagues and punishments curses, and how dare people have the gall, insolence and pompous nerve to think they can do and know better and are more magically powerful than the great marvelous stupendous amazing all-knowing omni-this and that [enter thunder, lightning and dark sulfuric smoke shaking earthquake yahweh-jehovah-god voice…]…yahweh-jehovah and his phantasm-cooties curses powers he unleashed on people, and then try to disobediently defeat the heaven-sent yahweh-phantasm-cooties-curses-powers with just their earthly cures, laboratories and medicines?), paleontology, archaeology, meteorology, historical linguistics, historiography, philosophy, natural science, horticulture/botany, geology, orology, oceanography, geography, probably gastronomy and the arts also and a bunch of other stuff.
The holy ghost told me, the lord spoke to me, god told me in a dream this and that and whispered the other thing and the spirit filled me telling me that whatever, an angel appeared in my bathroom and “he” said (it’s always a “he” btw because there are no women in heaven, there’s no feminine angels or beings because it’s only filled with old bearded guys and guys who are mainly just onethink-unthink torah-robots in shiny glowing bathrobes and sandals (and sometimes swords because there’s swords in heaven or something of course) or just anthropomorphic humanoids-creatures filled with eyeballs and multiple-heads and stuff, but the heavenly angels can sometimes have human penises to come down to earth and have sex with women to make nephilim giants offspring and the yahweh-jehovah couldn’t even stop them and/or even much care because he’s usually too busy listening to his choir and watching the gullible peons grovel and throw shekel-seeds at him constantly) and etc…wow!
“Hey, now let’s all go over to that spot and watch all your friends and families burn and melt and burning melting eyeballs in an infinity loop of crispy bacon burning skin and melting bubbling burning entrails eternally without actually burning up, in a brand spanking new place called hell which I just invented for us, well actually a place I invented thanks to Plato and some ideas I borrowed from the ancient Sumerians/Mesopotamians, Egyptians, Canaanites, Babylonians, Akkadians, Hittites, Greeks, Romans and some others…because they didn’t kneel and praise and love me constantly according to the guaranteed esoteric personal psychological motives agenda metaphysical secrets that I told just only to the Paul in his dreamy-dreams (seen above first guy on the right as he’s getting ready to marry his skywizard phantasm groom to become his slave-bride and then go on a honeymoon, to Bangkok Thailand probably) to tell them which are from me because I personally told them to just the Paul so he knows and just only he knows what I’m talking about because I told just the Paul guy my really, really great secrets to just him and nobody else on the planet so he knows my secrets which I told only to him and put in his brains so only he knows what I’m talking about and the secrets of how people can become more like the Paul which is what I want because I want people to live and think and believe and act and live their lives like the Paul which is what my secrets are all about how to live and think and believe and act like the Paul, then I’ll defeat the powers of Azazel, Belial, “The” Satan, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Samael, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth, the Diabolus horned and goat-footed one and the Venus-Lucifer cooties powers from the desert abyss demonoids-angels and angels-phantasms, and then I’ll defeat and enslave the Goys and rule the world from the temple being all trumpetly glorious and unthinkingly grovelled to with trembling fear and terror at my amazingness and loved and married to you my loyal slave-brides minions who trusted and loyally believed the dreams and fantasies thoughts of my the Paul, and then we’ll meet at this spot again every trillion years to see how crispy and melted they’re all getting and we’ll all sing together Gimme That Ol’ Time Religion in the best choir ever and joyfully rejoice as I’m voted in as the King of the Jews at the temple as you’re all praisingly fangirling and loving me for defeating the 7-headed dragon in outer space by the moon and the Babylonians and their chariots and for squishing most of the planet Goys in my awesome winepress flooding the deserts with their blood just as I predicted because they weren’t loyal underlings like my loyal secrets writing guru the Paul who’s my fave pal in all of Damascus and Samaria and the only guy on the planet that I told my secrets to in his dreams and to nobody else and that’s the gospel truth”.
Saul, Saul….I mean the Paul, the Paul….Why didn’t you mention at least some of the magic tricks I did and the wandering around for a year, or 3 years, and how I was the most popular parlor tricks guru and my fame spread across the whole area including even across Syria and how everybody wanted my autograph and to perform concerts for them because of my fame?, and how all Jerusalem saw me die and then zombily float to the clouds just like Romulus astonishing many and the earthquakes and black sun that spooked everybody to believe after seeing it all with their own eyes, why didn’t you ever even visit my mother so she could tell you about my amazing ufo-star birth and Egyptian get away and astonishing census stories and how I even did a really swell Dionysus water into wine magic trick? Why didn’t you even mention how I made thousands of fish sticks and dinner rolls appear out of thin air, a coin out of a fish mouth and I even defeated a gnarling crazy chained wolf man by sending his demons into 2,000 pigs to drown them and saving the entire village? Oh well, don’t worry Saul, I’ll just get some anonymous guy to eventually write up some fairy tales and “Acts” shenanigans and hocus pocus adventures and fool the dupes. Now just go enjoy your 3 year holiday in Arabia Saul because you’re gonna float to the clouds in a brand new doomsday spacesuit body any day now guaranteed.
Wow!, 40 newspapers! He’s yahweh-jehovah’s, yeshua’s and the holy ghost’s prophet with the secrets given from his god in the outer space clouds just like the paul.
Yeah, yeah…we know he wasn’t actually on the album cover when it first came out everyone knows that, he was only put in later, but you can plainly see with your own eyes that he is in there now and so it cannot be denied that it was predicted otherwise why even put him in there if it wasn’t already plainly predicted in the first place exactly as shown and thus proving the prediction?
Nobody landed on the moon, but owl statues are demons spreading nefarious owls evilness for the moon lord forest creatures of the night? Hmmm? Maybe because it’s already been done 6 times? (perhaps he’s just angry it was named the “Apollo program” after a pagan deity and not named after Moses, Abraham, Ezekiel, Joshua or Noah etc?, just like he hates the Olympic Games because they were named after the ancient pagan Olympic Games, held in Olympia, Greece from the 8th century BCE to the 4th century CE instead of rightfully naming them the “Yahweh-Jehovah Games” or the “Yeshua Palm Fronds Wack-a-thon & Bible Speed Reading Games” etc, which is why many evangelical pastors and their churches are calling for the country to not send any athletes and to even ban the Olympics because they’re just continuing ancient so-called “Pagan” (i.e. – which just means Non-Yahwehism-Jehovahism basically) customs and rituals and so probably honoring Zeus and other deities and drinking unblessed pagan wines and beer spritzers which is abominable and unrighteous against the yahweh-jehovah because he called for the Olympics to only take place at his zion temple and the festivities to be started only by his fire, that’s right! the biggest sporting event on the planet which takes place every 2 and 4 years is a great big abomination according to them and must immediately be relocated to Jerusalem and be renamed as the righteous “Yahwehism-Jehovahism Zionlympics” with the winners instead receiving gold, silver and bronze covered bibles, so that should be interesting (Many pastors, preachers and churches are so mean, bubbling, nasty mad that the country is partaking in and even promoting the ancient pagan Olympics that they consider it an outright evil blasphemy against Ezekiel, Moses, Abraham, David, Solomon, Adam, Jacob, Noah as well as against Yahweh-Jehovah and the holy ghost and apostles etc, the oldest most popular myths even identifies Hercules and his father Zeus as the progenitors of the Olympic Games, which is just more proof that they are regular blasphemy and heretical nefarious Venus-Lucifer events spitting in the eye and pulling the beard of Yahweh-Jehovah and his angels and demons and so it needs to be banned and discontinued immediately hallelujah. But not only that!…because many Evangelicals are also calling for the Constitution, Democracy and related voting systems to also be completely abolished because they also are man-made concepts originating from ancient pagans and are completely opposite (aka “evil”, Ways of the Goys etc) to the biblical yahwehism-jehovahism biblical commands system and so any Democracy is the evil of the pagans customs to their Yahweh-Jehovah who for them is the only one who can make and change laws and rights for them and tell them what to do and how and when to do it because he hates democracy and people voting for things and thinking about things because it’s the evil Goy’s ways and traditions, so that should be interesting too to find out who their yahweh-jehovah will personally and officially with his permission install as his approved President or Prime Minister etc, so Democracy (bicameral and unicameral, all parliaments, congresses, senates, legislatures etc ), all voting systems and the Olympics are clearly the unbiblical abominable evil trinity of an anti-yahwehism-jehovahism-system Demoncracy basically, but not only that…the names of the English names of the days of the week and names of the months of the year need to immediately be outlawed and changed to being named after the 7 sacrifices or the 7 feasts and 12 sons of Jacob, and the same goes for the Hebrew calendar which is basically just the Babylonian calendar (No more Thursday bible breakfast meetings at Denny’s because it’s Thor’s day and giving honor to the god Thor!) or yahweh-jehovah in his furious anger may plague and smite the country for its disobedient idolatry blasphemies, as well as outlaw using technologies, discoveries and inventions by ancient pagan peoples or founded on them or discovered and invented by atheists and other non-christians because that’s just being unfaithful and unloyal to the great and amazing yahweh-jehovah), besides since then various countries have launched uncrewed missions that deployed rovers and returned samples and we have much better telescopes, deep space infrared telescopes, deep space probe spacecraft, satellites and much more accurate complicated measuring and information gathering technologies, so it’s much, much, much cheaper and less dangerous, after all going to the moon isn’t like leisurely walking to the backyard outhouse after fried chicken and sweet potato pie, it’s much more complicated and expensive than that.
It’s even more absurd than just that…Why would a creator of the entire universe need to hide messages in a book that even contradict what he supposedly wrote in the book in the first place?, and why wait so long until humans learned to read and write and only then decide to start to write his own book?
(and especially strange even hiding messages within messages, and other secret esoteric codes, magic numbers, contradictions and failed wrong predicting and informations in a book long before anyone even knew how to read and write and plagiarize and impersonate and interpolate and even longer before even the very existence of published books with anonymously written scribbles in them in the first place? and even stranger still just hiding the messages (and messages within messages supposedly), codes, magic numbers, failed predictions and contradictions in a book only “given” to a few wandering guys here and there in the desert only once in a long while and put on only the very local “Kadesh Times books best sellers lists” and book publisher’s lists and this even after already thousands and thousands and thousands of years of people living in caves and especially during the ice-age who had absolutely no books at all to read by the cave campfire at night which is when it would have actually been the most ideal perfect time to publish the book to humanoids on the planet (or probably even better still, heck just give the fresh newly published book to Adam and Eve at the very start especially so as to warn them about the Venus-Lucifer snake in the garden who had the desert wisdom-cooties powers to gaslight them to disbelieve the all-knowing, omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, superduper best magician omni-everything omnitard yahweh-jehovah cacodemon and instead to believe the absurd wisdom-cooties fables and defiantly thinking about non-yahweh-jehovah things which is technically using reason, rationalizing, philosophizing and especially having personal opinions and viewpoints based on reality facts and evidences which is technically thinking again which means it’s definitely heretical blasphemy, heck even just a cassette, cd or audiobook version would be good enough so as to learn the sacrificing blood magic spells and esoteric magics faster to battle the venus-lucifer snake powers and problem solved, and then they could go paragliding, riding the dinosaurs and whitewater rafting down the Euphrates and Tigris rivers with absolutely no worries whatsoever because the venus-lucifer snake would then be powerless with no wisdom-cooties powers to stop them or to even do anything, which is why he would then have to leave the garden forever and try his luck in the jungles or the alps instead for other gardens to conquer, and probably then have to compete with satan-yahweh-jehovah, azazel, belial, diabolus-devil, beelzebub, samael, astaroth, asmodeus, behemoth and leviathan and not surprisingly probably godzilla also because he’s the Japanese leviathan basically), which is why the ice-age people instead had to do cave paintings and art carvings and building monoliths because of their boredom at having no amazing perfect divine book to read and learn the hocus pocus spellcraft magics truths and dreamscapes stories hallelujah).
Another apostle-witch proving once again that the fictitious bible god is omni-retarded. But what about the t-shirts, pants, dresses, blouses, jackets and coats? Also, can the kitchen utensils and chinaware and wall art also be possessed? And can the sweaters demons in the closet or dresser drawer jump onto your other clothes and then eventually onto couches and chairs and then spread when other people sit on them? (Does he have any idea how fast demon-cooties phantasms could then spread all around the world taking over people’s minds from just 1 person sitting in a bus, train, plane or especially in an airport? (In “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” they took over an entire metropolis city in just a few days!). And what about garage sales, yard sales and flea markets? Are they not just the abode of demons also?), or are you just a fraudstering lying bullshitter with the heavenly bullshitting knowledge blessings powers for the lord and his words names hocus pocus? This guy alone could easily have several separate special posts with just memes and videos of his lies and absurd delusional quotes included. I know the 700 Club name is connected to the 700 concubines that the alleged King Solomon in the stories supposedly had and that Yahweh-Jehovah-Satan and the simultaneous Satan-Jehovah-Yahweh (as well as the jehovah-yahweh-satan AND satan-yahweh-jehovah and his venus-lucifer minion characters [and probably most importantly the yahweh-satan-jehovah and jehovah-satan-yahweh], or just simply aka “The Trickster” because he’s been a contradictory dual-personality trickster godling since the time he was invented)…had no issues with, and definitely not named after the List of 700 inconsistencies in the bible (although there’s even a lot more inconsistencies than just that), because if it was then that would be very bad for his televangelizing pretend world mythomania brainwashing faith shekels-swindling racket.
Pfff big deal, lots of people are seeing a long-haired bearded guy, aka Yeshua character, in the clouds, tree bark, oil slicks, mildew stains, sweat stains, frying pans, on toast, fish sticks, tacos, pizza, pancakes, perogies, crackers, ice-cream, potato chips, chili dogs, bacon, stews and many other foods and stains and blotches. A guy on TV once said he saw the rabbi Yeshua secret riddles-speaking magician in his closet in the middle of the night, but why the heck would an Iron Age desert magician character phantasm guy you’re just pretending in your brains just be just sitting around in the dark closet staring at you just sitting in there watching…watching…staring and watching you from your hanging clothes and shoes…just him watching and trying to get into your brains and body so that he can take over your mind and body to eat his own body and drink his own blood? but then in the morning he’s gone to his skycastle to rematerialize himself with a new body and blood for his next closet performance…that’s weird and creepy and retarded.
I guess the moral to the really, really great out of season fig tree magic trick adventure miracle story can be extended to trees and plants such as peaches, strawberries, tomatoes, pears, corn, apples, oranges, cherries, blueberries, plumbs etc, and should be kept in mind next time when shopping in the grocery store produce section because the chances are probably more than 50% that all the produce also came from trees and plants that grow the in-season fruits and vegetables in the first place and so it must have some secret esoteric pointless theological mystical kabbalistic fruit-magic meaning or just something to do about zapping trees dead through curse-magic when they upset you for not growing magical fruit when it’s impossible for them to do so because it’s just being a normal regular tree (be it figs, or apples, peaches, plumbs, strawberries etc, because they are just types of fruit but they also grow only in-season and not out of season, however based on this scene and various other things said and attributed to the yeshua travelling apocalyptic rabbi magic-man guru character then it’s obvious that he would have simply just been retarded, because wouldn’t it be a much more amazing and less-pointless magic trick miracle to have the tree to suddenly have grown fruit out of season instantly appear…ta-da!…instead of killing it just for being a regular tree that’s just being a tree doing usual real world tree things? (Which would probably help explain why even in the fables stories narratives the Romans, who were in charge of peace, prosperity, growing economy, construction, security and protection from the Parthians and roaming gangs and public order and even the very Jewish religious leaders (who are even the very ones personally chosen by the yahweh-jehovah to uphold his laws and punishments and given the exclusive yahweh-jehovah-given right to execute criminals, instigators and blasphemers on behalf of the chosen people who were personally chosen by yahweh-jehovah himself and so the sanherdrin actually personally represent yahweh-jehovah on earth because that’s what yahweh-jehovah said and wrote) had him crucified for being yet another crazy apocalyptic cult leader troublemaker, vagabond insurrectionist criminal and a secretive crypto-mystic pretender claiming to be king and god blasphemer, and besides who’s gonna know more about who the Jewish messiah and king is, them or Kenneth Copeland, Kat Kerr and Peter Popoff?). To put it into perspective, that would be like someone hoping for a surprise birthday party when getting home, because they really want to have birthday cake, open presents and have beers and wine and play Twister games, but their birthday is actually still 5 1/2 months away, and then when they realize there’s not going to be a birthday party even though he really wanted one, they get angry and zap kill everyone in the house, “How dare they not have a surprise birthday party for me because I really wanted one!?” There’s lots of similar pointless and absurd things said and done in the fables but even just this instance shows just what sort of unhinged delusions of grandeur character you’re dealing with, and if he is the yahweh-jehovah also as some people like to claim and imagine then it’s just yet another reason to throw onto the already huge pile of reasons proving without a doubt that the yahweh-jehovah deity is in fact unequivocally retarded, see also Why the Gospels Fables are Myth by Richard Carrier which explores this tree-magic topic and shows how many other script scenes are also deceptive theological fictions fabricated by anonymous fanfiction writers of the new offshoot Jewish sectarian failed blood magic doomsday cult), but anyway even if the yeshua rabbi superhero magician character in the stories was revolving around an actual real person of some sort then there’s just no frikin way he could get a job at a greenhouse or as a farmer that’s for sure, he’d be zapping trees and plants dead all over the place every time he was hungry. This magic trick episode with the amazing powers given by the yahweh-jehovah is sort of like that Joshua magic trick when he made the earth stop spinning and made the moon and sun stay still in the sky for 24 hours, except in this case it’s a fruit tree and not the earth, moon and the sun but it’s still the same type of desert twilight zone pretend world impossible pointless hocus pocus magic basically. Come to think of it, it’s just too bad the Adam character in the fables didn’t have at least some of the same magic powers during the Mesopotamian Garden of Evil Garden of Eden days, because when the tree got installed in the middle of the perfect paradise park by the Canaanite Elohim (who supposedly turned into the new Yahweh-Jehovah godling in the later fables stories), then he could have likewise also easily just zapped it to death immediately and so it wouldn’t then even exist to eat it’s fruit because the tree would be permanently out of season and never even grow any fruit ever in the first place, and then the later Venus-Lucifer, Yahweh-Jehovah-Satan/Satan-Yahweh-Jehovah, Azazel, Belial, Diabolus-Devil, Leviathan, Samael, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth, Beelzebub, the various desert phantasms cooties etc etc etc, Heck then none of them would even come to exist in the first place either, and so today we’d all instead be in perfect awesome bliss perfection walking around naked with the penguins and mammoths and riding the dinosaurs and baking apple pies, blueberry cream cheese turnovers, peach cobblers and cherry strudels all over the place and never even have to pay for the fruits in the first place because there would be no frozen foods section hallelujah.
Well there you have it, Donald Trump really is the messiah just like many of them say and believe (or the antichrist as many of them also believe, po-tay-to/po-taw-to whatever), this is the prophet witness with the proof yet there are people and gullible delusional fools who still refuse to believe it when the facts are right there, it’s irrefutable he’s there in the clouds right beside Ronald McDonald and Elmer Fudd and I’m pretty sure just below them is Jim Morrison hallelujah.
A recent survey showed that 93.7 out of 100 people found that yoga and meditation classes were more interesting and useful than torturously boring theological catechism and ghostly fire-tongues babbling brainwashing sessions (the other people who disagreed were just mind controlled delusional cultists and Yahwehism-Jehovahism preacher fangirls in a magical thinking pretend world so that’s not surprising).
This is just really, really, really great, as already mentioned these days the new, (new)…new age christ-cult spiritualism cultists explain it very clearly, we can just take off our garments of skin because we are truly glowing light…we each are a light bulb basically…the bible dream vision fable story about the ladder to the heavens well that’s DNA or something, it’s DNA that allows us to walk up the stairs and talk with Adam, Yahweh-Jehovah and with even all the Jewish superheroes and crazy delusional desert-dreamers characters who wrote stuff to chat about things…literally, it’s all over the bible probably, we are all created light but also actually an invisible light made in the image of the yahweh-jehovah god who is also invisible just like us, in heaven the trees spring forth marshmallow mana and there’s gingerbread castles, the rivers flow with milk and honey and maple syrup, the streets are paved with gold and all sorts of expensive jewels too that all lead to the temple, but we don’t even have to walk on the streets we just float above them as beings of invisible glowing light, each of us can daily visit them by just walking up the DNA escalator right into the temple and start chatting with them without even having to use our mouths or ears because we’re just floating light bulbs and the angels rejoice or something, and from there we can look down and watch our mothers and fathers and other relatives burn and melt in fire as their skin melts but then immediately grows back to burn and melt over and over again and their eyeballs melt in sulfur and itchy ears filled with worms who are burning their ears and brains eternally and then we can rejoice with the angels and superheroes because we’re floating light bulbs now …it’s all in the bible literally probably.
Visual representation of the amazing marvelous astounding moment when the travelling pharisee paul guru letters writer guy floated to the clouds with his fellow brand new sectarian Zoroastrian-inspired apocalyptic doomsday cultists associates to be immortal virgin slave-brides exactly just as his celestial messiah skylord phantasm in outer space guaranteed to him in his dreamy-dream hallucination and pretend world fantasy predictions (even the undead zombies who rose from their graves and went lurking around the streets of downtown Jerusalem being seen by many, they also were doubly blessed by being transformed again and given new spacesuit bodies also and they all joined “The Paul” and together became virgin slave-brides marrying their skylord in the clouds hallelujah), and immediately afterwards all the unbelievers who didn’t obey the laws of the temple priests and obey the words of “The Paul” and his letters secrets and fantasies stories they were all thrown into the fiery furnace by the yeshua skylord because it was revenge time against the thinking and questions asking planet (the Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Yahweh-Voodooism Evangelicals, Abrahamic Chaldean Blood Magic-Witches, Desert Necromantic Atonement Goat Infanticidal Spellcasting Blood Magic Warlocks and the Muslims were thrown in first to stoke the fires to burn melt the rest of the populations faster and the Yahweh-Jehovah was very pleased with the goings on that he perfectly planned all along from the very start of his perfect new religion hallelujah), and then the torah-mind planetary onethink theocracy regime was installed and enslaved the planet to all have the exact same onethink brains thinking, and then everyone left over on the planet had to regularly go to the Jerusalem zion temple to chant, worship and sing and wave palm fronds and this has been going on right up to today exactly just as he predicted and promised which his skylord personally guaranteed to him, I guess all the newspapers and newscasts at the time around 1,950 years ago just missed the amazing news scoop event but it really happened just like this just like he wrote and his skylord promised and personally guaranteed to him in his dreams and fantasies which he or somebody somewhere wrote at sometime (When the Paul and his new doomsday cult comrades were floating up, up and away about 1,950 years ago, he probably looked down at the unbelievers in Samaria, Midian, Judea, Galilee and all of Palestine and exclaimed to those below watching in awe…”Ha ha ha, you see you foolish Goys and unbelieving thinkers?! I told you so that this is the real meaning of the universe and of all space-time existence that has ever existed and that this is how the universe really operates and what existence is all about! Now you will all cry in despair as we are instead off to marry our skylord in the clouds to be his virgin slave-brides and you will instead have to marry yourselves and then burn in the fires with the cancer kids and carnival freaks because you didn’t believe me and I was right and I told you so! Ha ha ha hallelujah!), it was just really, really, really amazing that’s for sure.
Geeez, what a creepy fictitious bible worldview, morose deranged concept of existence and a bizarre personal alternate reality to live in by constantly day after day after month and year after year after years while only just reading and scribbling and drawing arrows in your bible, dreaming of an ancient desert skylord-genie and just praying to the ceiling and feeding your cats tuna fish sandwich leftovers while just only preparing constantly to be teleported back to 1,900 years ago to be with “The Paul” and be turned into a magically transformed torah-zombie to float to the outer space clouds with him just as “The Paul” guaranteed and his skylord that he dreamed up and discovered in his brains promised, and then be a chosen priest-king in a new fancy bathrobe to help destroy the planet and smash most of the world’s goys into burned, crushed ashes nothingness (including even your former cats) and then floating around eternally as a slave and slave-bride singing trumpet songs at a humongous temple for all eternity just because some old anonymous nasty mean bubbling mad angry doomsday cultist hermit bearded guy during the iron age scribbled it down somewhere after his zion temple was destroyed and then after hallucinating and dreaming a bunch of blood-filled gorefest ideas and merkabah mysticism revenge-porn fantasies wishes that he really liked and loved and wished for and promised would happen very soon during his lifetime also. But just one question…where’s Carrie?
(But seriously though, look monomaniacal phantasmic-troll bitch you’re not going anywhere, the first original guaranteed zombiepocalypse guaranteed by “the paul” character and his dreamed up celestial skylord, who is also your skylord and who made the guaranteed promise to his “the paul” in the first place…it failed and never happened, and the hundreds and even thousands of guarantees since then have also all failed and never happened (how much more obvious does it have to be by just reading your own fables texts and fantasy quotes, it’s irrefutable), so buckle up toots because you’re not going anywhere. I know, I know…but you feel all chosen, powerful and immortal special now and you think you’re going to leave all the cancer kids and sick children behind so that you can go off galavanting to float and frolic in the outer space clouds with “the paul” and his skylord and along with Oral Roberts, Morris Cerullo, Ernest Angley, the Armstrongs, Paul and Jan Crouch and Pat Robertson etc and watch and help destroying the planet while doing your torturously boring retarded choir singing act without a care in the world being all immortal singing joyful etc. How dare you, how dare you think you can just nonchalantly brush aside and butt in line in front of the cancer kids, sick kids and unfortunate carnival freaks….again, just so that you can float and think it’s the right thing to do? How dare you think and morbidly claim that the burning cancer kids, sick kids and carnival freaks who did not believe your script-tures stories will be begging you to dip your finger in Kool-Aid and cool their burning in anguish tongue? Have you lost your delusional mind? (unless of course you really can drink lethal poisons without harm, move mountains with a wave of your hand and handle biting cobras as you’re encouraged to do by your skylord-superhero then I’ll reconsider my wrong opinion and even buy you a box of Cracker Jack and a brand new still in the box Magic 8 Ball as a token of my wrong opinion and doubting), but actually NEWSFLASH…you’re not going anywhere and are stuck on this spinning rock dirtball in frozen space with the rest of the humanoids and animal critters including the cancer kids and sick children that you despise and detest so much, you don’t get off so easy and get a free “get out of reality card” and a pair of wings and a new shiny glowing bathrobe like that (there will be no floating to the top of the tree either, to grab the golden goose egg from the nest and then go floating across the deserts and crevices while scolding the creatures below for their crying at your great luck and chosenness (your chosenness to become a gullible dupe), you will not and you shall verily not put the “X” on your forehead turning it into the mystical star of the Hyperborean ancients since time immemorial (even to the times of those who trekked across the cold icy plains and snowy peaks and used wooly mammoth tusks to make their own citadels and dream talismans predicting future epochs and civilizations, those to whom the very first Venus-Lucifer appeared in the dark lit skies making them impervious to later invented Zoroastrian-inspired desert blood magic incantations spellcraft and Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert soothsaying warlocks tens of thousands of years before you were even born for your own rose-colored oblivion or before even one magical tree and magic apple curse was set forth and let loose upon the earth and its seas by the phantasm genie you imagine in your mind), your failed prophecies and macabre delusion fantasy that has taken over your mind with its tentacles now is your mind and your own mind is no more it is just a phantasm you dreamed or that a nameless long-forgotten nobody dreamed up for you and you only claim it as yours, how absurd and pathetic (you will not and you shall verily not and even thricely you shall not verily surely will not sing your demented songs with floating macabre joy in the clouds with your new husband-skylord slavemaster after teleporting back to 1,900 years ago to be with “the paul” writing guru as innocent cancer kids, sick kids and multitudes of carnival freaks are burned, attacked by scorpion-stinging locusts from the smokey bottomless pit, have their chariots destroyed and suffer heaven-sent plagues, tortures and diseases for you…again! Do you seriously believe that the cancer kids, sick kids and carnival freaks will be suffering eternal tortures for your entertainment and pleasure after you time travel backwards in time to be with “the paul” and then are whisked away and safely floating and singing with 144,00 Jewish men virgins while wearing a new glowing bathrobe and sandals? This is your ghastly morbid ultimate hopeful wish and marvelous perfect dreamy-dream? This is your hoped for retarded cloudy existence gorefest adventure plans so that the planet swims in blood and is melted in fire for you and your imaginary puny hocus pocus parlor tricks rabbi skywizard and petty unknowing easily duped skylord who chose you to be transmogrified before even the universe and space-time existed because you want it to be so because you dreamed that imaginary fairy tales and ancient desert-witchery spellcraft magic is real and was done especially for you to believe thousands of years ago as the shadows of flickering flames roasting a goat in the desert called your name to be written in some secret scroll somewhere by some anonymous soothsaying primitive mythomaniac scribbling guru who couldn’t even foretell his own breakfast or his dinner on the day after the next full moon, or why phantasm specters only live in the deserts, why it rains and fogs, why his skylord will still be using chariots and swords and oil lamps in his perfect cloudy realms to defeat earthly chariots, swords and oil lamps in the desert even still further in the future from today (which will mean that babylon will rise again in the very near future and get rid of electricity, cars, electric vehicles, buses, planes and trains and instead change them back to oil lamps, horses and chariots?) or even know what an earth orbit or lightyear is?…and instead the beetles, cockroaches, maggots and spiders are the ones who will very soon be dancing their joyous nimble-footed dances and jumping acrobats with glee under the full moon and thanking it for the food they are about to eat that was given to them, and they shall eat their fill and you are powerless to stop them, after that even rats will gnaw at the leftovers on your neckbones, ribs, and for any bits perhaps left in your cranium for the final banquet dessert, but then afterwards they may fill your cranium with rat turds which would verily become your new brains, an actual rat turds brains, which may cause a later risen zombification causing you to transform into having rat teeth, rat ears and perhaps even a rat tail, causing you to hunt for all the cheese in your neighborhood and other calamities), you only feel all anxious, squirrelly unglued and full of self-pity and soon to be special immortal powerful hopeful only for your own delusional mental gymnastics pretend world psychological motives reasons…which mean f**k all in the real world reality because your narcissism & psychopathy dreams don’t make anybody’s reality or make any mountains move, so you’re not going to walk between the raindrops and snowflakes being all special chosen flying immortal just because you think so or because you have deranged personal opinions about magical desert fairy tales that some guy somewhere wrote. (Not everyone has been duped and fell for your imaginary pretend world charade as you think, instead we know what deceptions you are concocting and spreading, knowing what you are truly saying is…”Don’t you want to be all chosen special and soon to be magical floating powerful like me? Don’t you want to be a floating immortal ballerina-slave bride in the clouds like me? You don’t want to burn and die with the sick kids and carnival freaks and be tormented eternally with them do you? You’ll be much better off if you instead join me and get a brand new glowing bathrobe and be immortally floating in the clouds like me” etc etc…no, we are not that gullible as you wish and we know very well what tangled webs of desert spiders trickeries and deceit you are spinning for just your very own cherished cloud-riding phantasm quest, because we know it has already come and gone and is no more and never was except in an ancient scheming liar’s pen and dream)…so just buckle up, fasten your seatbelt and put on the oxygen mask, feed the cats and take a deep breath and fully realize your inescapable predicament and the vortex of “left behind” absurdities twilight zone deceptions existence that you’ve made for yourself and cannot escape from because of your pomposity and selfishness and obsession for an ancient desert boogieman deity character who’s hated you since the day you were born because it said so, so you’re not going anywhere to float and leave behind anyone because you’re actually only going to become worm food and a feast for the creepy-crawlies and just leave behind a pile of dirty laundry, dirty dishes in the sink and a bunch of empty tin cans so just deal with it and accept your one and only guaranteed fate that you already know is your only guaranteed fate, and the same goes for Kat Kerr, Kenneth Copeland and the rest of them lying bozos actually.
It’s just really absurd and pathetic how these types will grovel and praise and bow and prostate to a fictitious foreign Bronze-Iron Age desert tribal cacodemon godling of Zoroastrian origins (aka Yahweh-Jehovah) who is recorded in their own fables texts as killing, smiting, plague-ing, eradicating, flooding, genocid-ing, infanticid-ing and melting-zapping people all over the place, including surrounding tribes and even his own tribe back and forth and back and forth, and who’s all bloodhungry, jealous, vengeful, constantly angry and wrathful but also ignorant, contradictory, unknowing, not all that powerful, sends delusions and lying evil spirits into people, changes its mind without telling anyone and then punishes for it, and is even easily duped and tricked by deceptive primitive desert humanoids and talking animals, as well as being wrong numerous times in predicting things and failed prophecies or knowing anything about the actual real planet and real universe, and all just because in their wishful magical thinking pretend world and cognitive dissonance suspension of disbelief delusional twilight zone alternate reality mind that they will somehow become immortal for believing the fables as all perfect and as a reward for not thinking, asking questions and just slavishly-sheepishly obeying its lying and fabulizing gurus and praise it, and everyone else is basically destroyed or burned eternally or whatever for not falling for the concocted hocus pocus literary parlor tricks, that’s a demented sectarian cultic obsessed monomaniacal pathological brainwashed minion dupe if there ever was hallelujah.

A bunch of very unserious people trying to bullshit prove to the dupes that their religion and magic is real, and that the fictitious bible god is retarded. I just recommend Penn and Teller reruns for much more entertaining magic shows and tricks that you can even enjoy while munching on popcorn for a much better entertainment spectacle experience.
That time the rabbi yeshua magician-exorcist guy supposedly fed a multitude of 5,000 people and 4,000 people (because they all conveniently forgot to bring a lunch for some weird reason) with just a few fishsticks and dinner rolls, and it was even first mentioned about 50 years later by some other anonymous guy somewhere writing in another far-off land and in another language who wasn’t even there or even saw anything (one later written text even says that there were 500 eyewitnesses to the amazing show, and that he wrote up and distributed the nicene creed right after the fish dinner so as to make it easier later on to move mountains with a hocus pocus spell wave of the hand and kill and burn heretics, witches and inquiring noncomformist free thinkers), and supposedly he said people who believe in him will be able to do the exact same magic trick also and even perform other greater magic tricks, now that’s a great parlor trick that has amazed many hallelujah!
The interesting thing about magicians is that they know and we know and they know that we know that what they are performing is not meant for you to believe it’s 110% true and really-real, because even they admit it’s entertainment, illusions, mysterious tricks and things to make the viewer scratch their heads and be amazed and wonder how they did such and such and then go home after the show feeling entertained and bewildered how someone could have done this and that and just be astonished but just mainly entertained and have something to talk about over the morning coffee, but fake miracles and fraudulent healing scammers are the ones who are actually trying to deceive and fool the dupes into thinking that their fraudster hocus pocus powers acts are really-real magic and real superpowers and that you better believe it’s true or else the demons and eternal fire burnings forever and all that, which magicians don’t do. If you don’t believe a magician actually made a coin appear out of a fish mouth, or made something appear, disappear and then reappear, caused thousands of cats or squirrels to commit suicide, turned water into wine like Dionysus, made thousands of fishsticks and dinner rolls appear out of thin air or floated or whatever well then you don’t have to believe it, but you won’t be burning eternally for it if you don’t. In other words, if you don’t believe you still won’t be sent by the mighty, smiteful, vengeful, jealous, angry king of the desert yahweh-jehovah and his fire-eyeballs sword in his mouth 7-horned and 7-eyed rabbi son superhero magician skylord phantasm and their angels to be squished pitchforked into the eternal torments sulfur burning fires and burning forever and ever for unbelieving their magic shows because they’re just messing with your eyes and mind to entertain you and that’s it, so it’s actually very different magic shows and magic acts stories going on.
Wow lol, the Yeshua superhero magically walks into the room wearing a bathrobe and then the colored strobe lights show and the tongues babbling powers and then the holy spirit gel and then the sparkling gold and platinum cloud and playing and then drinking the cloud 1, 2 and even 3 times!…and then sinuses gone!, Now that’s not retarded but where can I buy the book?
Yep, the more you look into and examine the fables and claims and written dreamscapes stories you then realize there’s actually loads and loads of rabbit holes, problems and just endless coping needed to invent excuses or cherry-pick words and then sweep the problems-spiders under the tent rug as if they don’t exist, later even many centuries later up to today many sons begat many sons and daughters and they begat sons and daughters and even their sons and daughters begat many more sons and daughters and probably even today people are being begat and begotten and begetting all over the place, and even they’re having weekday brunches and couch chit-chatting coping sessions to try to invent new coping strategies to keep the faith-shekels seeds coffers growing and the cults and sects pretend worlds existing where there are absolutely no rabbit holes problems just all perfect divine omni-this and that stories where words don’t mean words because it’s all omni-divine perfect anonymously written contradictions, wrong history and blood magic fairy tales and all that hallelujah, so even if the fictional yeshua character according to their very own “script-ture” claims is of a genealogy lineage including incest and Ruth the Moabite and Naamah the Ammonite who are from the impure hated cursed and despised nations of Moab and Amon who were founded on the drunken really great patriarch Lot’s incest adventures which gave birth to the despised impure feeble sons Moab and Ammon whom the nations supposedly are named after , then it’s still supposedly a superduper divine royal lineage descent because it still is so there, it’s just a really, really great davidic royal incest lineage and even goes back to Adam at the start of the universe and planet 6,000 years ago when he was the very first garden of evil mud pie man and don’t ask stupid questions you heretic blasphemous questions-asker unbeliever heathen demon just hand over your faith-shekels seeds and your thinking because it’s a dagnabit divine glorious righteous incestuous royal lineage already. But that’s not surprising considering bible believers don’t believe the facts of evolution and the proofs of subsequent species’ evolutions, divergent evolutions and micro-evolutions, because they believe all current humanoids populations on the planet are instead all directly descended from just one mud pie man and one rib-woman from about 6,000 years ago, which of course would mean…that’s right!.. incest from the very start of the universe on page 1 (interesting to note…in the creation myths of the older mesopotamian enuma elish where the god marduk creates humans, and the even older eridu genesis myth by the god enki dated to the 3rd millenium bce, the god marduk and enki before him create many and even thousands of humans from the dirt right from the start, this again proves that the mighty amazing yahweh-jehovah version is definitely not smart or all-knowing as some people claim because he makes just one man and then only later by just a fluke afterthought decides to make one more (just one more, the female by just fluke accident), so even though these are all invented creation myths this again shows absolutely no forethought or all-knowing wisdom on the part of the yahweh-jehovah and actually makes the gods marduk and enki wise enough to know about the whole incest predicament that the yahweh-jehovah was obviously clueless about, which probably also explains how the talking snake was able to hide in the magic apple tree all along).

“The bible says it, I believe it, that settles it, a guy somewhere wrote a thing or some stuff at some time for whatever reason and so it’s all true and really-real whoever they all were because I believe it because I’ve been told it’s all true and perfect and they wrote it whoever they were and that’s why I’m a believer and believe it all because it’s all true every last bit of it and that settles it because only I’m right and you’re all wrong.”

You know, it’s really ridiculous how so many scammers, gurus, esoteric mysticism charlatans and fraudster-actors soothsayers preachers and their various ludicrous ideas, doctrines and claims in trying to dupe others into their cult group, revolves around essentially what amounts to the equivalent of 4 ancient anonymous Iron Age blog posts by 4 ancient very sneaky fabulizing anonymous bloggers. Ancient blog posts full of contradictions, errors, failed predictions, primitive superstitious worldviews and cultic unfounded and mutating mysticism nonsense mainly revolving around another people’s ancient national folk legends and fables and a newer failed apocalyptic magician sectarian leader character that nobody even knew about. For instance, who today would believe a blog post by someone (even if they identified themselves and gave verified sources for their story, which btw lots of Bigfoot, UFO, Reptilian Shadow People, Ghosts and Paranormal stories bloggers actually do anyway, sometimes with even photos and videos)…trying to pitch a story they claim took place in the 1950s in the Ozarks and full of hocus pocus magic tricks shows and risen zombies, various phantasm-cooties powers, esoteric mystical musings and secretive parables riddles, floating singing aliens, magic stars and new theological brainwashing ideas etc etc etc (strangely not even writing in English but in Chinese, and they weren’t even there to eyewitness the stories they’re writing about either). Well, why not believe them? Why not believe them as if everything they blog posted is real and divinely inspired true as they claim? But then another blogger guy many years later, say 2040 or so, plagiarizes that blog post but reworks and omits things and adds and changes things and meanings, then years later, say 2050 or so, another blogger guy copies (plagiarizes) from both of their blog posts and changes and edits things even more to how they personally want it, (including even making a new contradictory genealogy and a back from the dead mutilated undead corpse rabbi skylord guy who’s able to walk through walls to eat fishticks with some guys and then disappear again for some reason?, to go shopping for new outfits and get some tartar sauce?). And then even decades later, say 2090 or so, another anonymous blogger guy uses their basic blueprint framework stories and characters and goes even way further in fanfiction mutations blog writing by omitting and adding and changing even more meanings, years different timelines and new characters and magic acts and reversing endings and new theology ideas to even make the original new travelling vagrant magician rabbi character instead into the very yahweh-jehovah godling from midian and even into creator of the universe and black holes and colliding galaxies etc etc? Who in their right mind would believe their contradictory mutating blog posts as being perfectly real history and events? Or even stranger, some gurus and cult leaders from centuries later, oh say the year 2200 from today, writing about how those 4 anonymous blog posts starting from 2025 were true and real and divine information about real events and real characters and real phantasms and real magic acts that happened in the 1950s? (and there being even many other cult leaders with different ideas claims about the blog posts stories and they also include many other different blog posts about the story). So basically those 4 contradictions and errors-filled blog posts out of nowhere should be used to explain all space-time reality and the cosmos and all future existence and everyone’s eternity? And then decide to even give just those 4 anonymous bloggers (who did only 1 blog post each and then just “poof!” disappear to eternal anonymity)…giving them the names Henry, Bart, Frank and Ace and consider their 4 blog posts as a new religion foundation and “script-ture”, or a new offshoot sectarian religious cult anyway, and on top of that then in the year 2350 some powerful leader-king of some massive country or large political union or empire makes it a law that only thought groups, mind modification propaganda assemblies and thought control-meditation clubs revolving around just the stories of Henry, Bart, Frank and Ace are allowed and official and that their blog posts must be forced on people to believe (and no questions allowed, because asking questions is heretical demonic of course everyone knows that) or else it will be very uncomfortable for their health and existence? That would be absolutely f**ko absurd, practically nightmarish primitive dystopian to imagine like a dreamscape Twilight Zone episode.

Wow! the demons AND her screamed together, they were both screaming together! lol.
The holy ghost and his incantations spellcraft mumbo jumbo rubbish powers has entered the building and the brains hallelujah.
And the actual point of this running and falling around circus is and proves what exactly? If this is really some divine ghost magic happening isn’t there supposed to be fiery flames, speaking actual real foreign languages and maybe at least some floating or clouds going on? Without a doubt these people are monomaniacal and schizo, and the many other ones out there doing the same acts and as seen in these other videos, as in so obsessed consumed yahwehism-jehovahism fangirling that they just can’t stop thinking and talking about ancient anonymously written Jewish fairy tales and contradictory pretend world fables and characters as if it’s the absolute meaning of life and of all space-time existence on the stage, it’s just really pathetic making up your own religion and parlor trick shticks on a daily basis.
Ohhhh not again! It’s like I’m listening to a 4 year old talking about their dream.
Does it get any more mind control surreal than this?
What about all the cancer kids and sick children? The angels and god don’t like them as much as they like you because you’re more special than them now because you dreamed an angel was holding a rainbow? This is just another proof that the fictitious bible god is retarded.
The glorious marvelous holy ghost bacon dances of freedom and joy, them demon’s cooties are gone forever.
The earth used to be the center of the solar system and galaxy and universe and the sun used to revolve around the planet earth and the earth used to be flat on pillars covered by a solid firmament and outer space waters and there used to be glowy-glowy light bulb thingies under the firmament but not anymore, but it used to, really.
She should be working at a hospital cafeteria or at the movie theatre snacks counter, hallelujah!
Shouldn’t this kid have been just kicking or throwing a ball around, riding a bike, reading comic books, bugging his parents for a guitar, at home watching Baywatch and Mystery Science Theater 3000 reruns, camping & bbqing hot dogs or just climbing a tree instead of this nefarious mind control indoctrination diabolicalism?
This one is so creepy cultish and such a disgusting pompous display of mind control charlatanism, self-fetishization and yahwehism-jehovahism pretend world theological brainwashing that it makes me nauseous and want to puke blood, just like the kid in the above previous video he should be out in nature having fun or just be doing regular kid things, (his father even admits that he’s training him to be a Jewish prophet and that he even already is a Jewish prophet, I sure hope he doesn’t go walking around the cities all naked and barefoot for 3 years like the Isaiah prophet being all mental delusional prophetic and stuff, because being able to walk around naked for years and badmouthing the people and nobody lifting a finger about it may have worked back in them good ol’ time religion bible times, but these days it would just get you in jail, a mental asylum or just beat up by strangers daily). Can you just imagine what sort of wacko lunatic conversations must be going on at home around the breakfast and dinner table? or even worse…him catching his son watching a tv program about ancient civilizations, dinosaurs, the Ice Age or (god forbid!!!) anthropology, science and archaeology? Heck, if I was him I would already be packing my bags at home and devising a plan to escape and join the circus or carnival, or even become a cabin boy on a ship or even at least join some travelling mimes acts and so at least still be part of the real world and have an actual meaningful purpose to exist in the real world and making an actual positive contribution and bringing real joy to the planet being an actual real person in the actual real reality (heck, even hopping boxcar trains traveling around the country while writing poetry or drawing sketches and eating spam, beans and spaghetti straight out of cans would be much more honorable, respected and purposeful as a life choice to exist on the planet), yep, just really creepy cultish behavior and sickening brainwashing that’s for sure.
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really wanted to hear the end of the guy’s pointless boring trumpets dream story at 2:44, and btw for those not in the know, at 4:53 is a perfect modern day example of the cultural diffusion and religious syncretization that was going on thousands of years ago by borrowing and adapting ideas, concepts and beliefs from the older mystery religions and their mythologies, except here it’s just a song.
You know when it’s story time with someone wearing an advertisement t-shirt like this that you’re in for loads of bullshitism, but can you just imagine if he hooked up at the local donut shop with the lady mentioned at the beginning with the Xerxes reptilian gargoyle husband impersonator demon story and they both told their ghoulie spook tales back and forth? Whoah! Now that would be one major pointless bullshitism extravaganza session to even rival Kat Kerr’s stories, get your kleenex and popcorn out for this one, wow!
The yahwehism-jehovahism cacodemon godling from Midian and his trickster celestial yeshua necromantic atonement goat for azazel 7-eyed 7-horned magical sword in mouth and red flaming fire eyeballs rabbi sheep superhero of planetary onethink and the mind control tentacles of the holy hocus pocus ghost twilight zone mind-virus and mind-parasites in collusion with the heavenly six-winged anthropomorphic creatures and elders in magical action as the yahweh-witches and jehovah-wtiches are preparing to get their phantasm zombiepocalypse floating immortal spacesuit bodies and rule the world from zion that the paul guru was guaranteed to get during his lifetime 1,900 years ago just as his skylord that he discovered in his brains and fantasy dreams promised him but it didn’t happen but at least it’s just in time for this year’s hallowe’en probably hallelujah, and then all the archaeology shows and television sitcoms all over the world shall be utterly destroyed, Baywatch, Three’s Company, Married With Children and Cheers reruns shall especially then verily be smitten and cast into the eternal burning worms sulfur fire bottomless pit and suffer the eternal fires torment of everlasting syndication for ever and ever amen, then there will be awesome horseback riding adventures by heaven’s creatures doing horseback riding tricks like you wouldn’t believe and Puff the giant magic dragon will sweep 1/3 of all the stars in the sky onto the planet with just his giant tail and then 144,000 Jewish men virgins will teleport to earth from the clouds to sing and watch the amazing shenanigans, then the raptured and duped christcucks shall rejoice floating to the clouds with their palm fronds wearing newly washed in blood and glowing white bathrobes and sandals and they shall dance as happy carefree cows in the barn as the world’s goy’s chariots and skulls shall be crushed as pomegranates outside the city walls and the new planetary onethink mind-virus is instead broadcast from zion 24 hours a day across the entire planet on every television channel and every radio station commercial-free as the former television and radio programs and their demons personalities and hosts are destroyed (even all the youtube unboxing videos shall be destroyed just like all the previous earliest scrolls, gospels, codexes and written letters and instead they’ll be replaced with only unboxing various bibles videos) and then they shall sing in the clouds-choir with the paul, billy graham, joyce meyer, jim and tammy faye bakker, creflo dollar, john hagee, peter popoff, kat kerr and kenneth copeland and the army of other loyal mind-parasites holy ghost hocus pocus minions-brothers forever and even their frankincense burning shall burn for always forever and the choir singing will never end but instead constantly loop for all space-time eternally hallelujah, then the perfect space-time planetary onethink existence theocracy regime will be victorious and all the raptured underlings and their shills will be able to freely eat of all the trees on the planet which will constantly give forth yummy fruits at no cost all-year round (except just the one magical fruit tree put in the middle of the zion perfect freedom park of perfection of course which must never, ever be eaten otherwise various plagues, hemorrhoids, leprosy and itchings and calamities will be unleashed by the venus-lucifer on the entire planet and it’s inhabitants and all the animals too, but every other tree fruit is ok and basically a free all you can eat buffet just not that installed tree though), and then the perfect planetary onethink existence and christian desert fairy tales delusions dreamy-dreams fantasy will be accomplished and perfect as most of the planet’s goys will be stuffed into the burning sulfur furnace fire by the horseback riding yeshua celestial rabbi with 7-horns and 7-eyes and a sword in his mouth with red flaming fire eyeballs superhero while the paul guru and the yahweh-jehovah despot godling is approvingly twirling his beard with delight and everybody left over will be perfect and thinking and obeying and singing perfectly in unison as floating yahweh-jehovah fangirls wearing the same 100% cotton robes and the same sandals brand (in rejkjavik iceland, oslo norway, tokyo japan, australia and even in argentina and antarctica the people will be floating wearing the exact same sandals all-year round, probably adidas adilette slides or puma cool cat slides according to some prophet’s claims and dreams predictions) forever and ever for all space-time as the rest of the planet’s goys are eternally on fire melting and then growing their skin and eyeballs back instantly and then burning melting right back again in a forever back and forth burning melting eternal loop just like originally planned since the beginning of time and the beginning of the religion (and then just as written in Matthew 7:21 many of the loyal yeshua minions will be suddenly tricked and deceived by the yeshua rabbi floating atonement goat sheepman magician superhero, because they will proclaim how they gladly with great joy exorcised demons and prophesied predictions in yeshua’s name for his glory but the 7-eyed 7-horned yeshua with the sword in his mouth and burning red fire eyes will instead say he never knew them because they stole his temple shekels and did not sacrifice as demanded by yahweh-jehovah and then he will immediately stuff them all into the furnace of burning fire and shut the door for them to be burned melted in a forever loop eternally without end and constant sulfur melting burning which will please the yahweh-jehovah very, very, very much of course, and he will also throw in the diabolus-snake too because he finally found out which tree he was hiding in), and so then finally amazing tremendous great joy and glorious praise happiness will be everywhere by the few remaining humanoids/risen zombies in new spacesuit bodies and the choir will be rejoicing with amazement in zion by singing “Hip hip hooray to the Yahweh-Jehovah and his one and only pal in all of existence! For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow!” for the whole earth to hear as the rational thinkers and scientists and youtube videos are burned eternally melting and on fire and the palm fronds will be eternal and without end with perfect fashions, perfect thinking onethink, perfect choir singing, perfect youtube unboxing videos and perfect gardens and perfect robes and sandals forever and ever and everything will be just perfectly topnotch just really, really, really great in the planetary onethink zion universe just as perfectly planned from the verily start of the great perfect plan of all-time ever thought up hallelujah.
The only conclusion I guess is that only these types are the “real Christians” apparently, and all the other ones down the street and at the local church and meeting places must be the imposters and fake ones, because apparently only when the hocus pocus bacon dance ghost arrives to display the magic powers sent by the great omni-everything and omni-everywhere Yahweh-Jehovah and his assistant Azazel Venus-Lucifer angel to astound the nations etc, then only those can be the real believers filled with the glorious bullshit magical blessings sent from heaven as promised thus proving something probably hallelujah. Because seriously, are we expected to believe that people who don’t get the promised and guaranteed ghost powers magic of the bacon dances and the babbling fire-tongues miracles and raising zombies and curing lepers and diseases and poison drinking and cobras handling and mountains moving powers, that they’re supposed to be believers when none of them can do the guaranteed magic tricks as the real believers such as the example seen above can do?, because obviously (it’s so obvious that even a fool can comprehend it because it’s even written in the bible which he wrote and guaranteed it in)…then only the true real believers receive these magical ghost powers and bacon dancing blessings just as guaranteed and 100% promised and so all the others must be just fake believers and fraudsters charlatans doing only acting and pretending to be authentic real believers with the guaranteed magic powers, which is why all the various popular gurus and larpers today in small hats and big fancy hats and costumes aren’t able to do the same miracles seen above that only real apostle-witches can do which are the exact same miracles and ghost powers that the original apostle-witches were able to do, that’s the only possible conclusion apparently and that’s straight from the horse’s mouth bible which he wrote, Pshooooooo!.
A lot of fake exorcisms and demon possession role-playing acts are actually just really ho-hum boring for years already, lots of pastors just slap them and then it’s the same ol’ bacon dancing or just acting like they’re all itchy rolling around or being electrocuted it’s really just the same ol’ possessions hash I’ve seen a thousand times, they have to step it up a few notches like this if they want to keep the shekels-seeds increasing…drama, zany suspense, special effects, foaming at the mouth, and actually literally becoming a real snake ssssslithering and sssssliding and the holy ghost spitting demon juice venom and etc, not just boring bacon dancing and shaking effects which are so obviously fake and just 1980s special effects, hallelujah!
How she wasn’t put in a Stephen King movie is beyond me.
He just found out that there are an infinite number of points on a line, which means there are actually an infinite number of points on your hand, just like the value of Pi is infinite, but that does not mean that his piehole is infinite also, because pieholes can be stuffed with only so many pies and not a pie more, a finite number of pies, and after that finite number of pies has been crammed into his piehole is then when only bullshitism may enter and exit the piehole, aka the “finite piehole that is not Pi must equal or not be greater than the mass of bullshitism that fills it” algorithim equation, because if the piehole was even hypothetically (using some sort of magic numbers or illusionary conjuring numbers tricks) filled with more pie mass than permissible in the equation then the bullshitism can explode causing the end of all existence and of all space-time, the result being an infinite loop state of expanding unfathomable bullshitism universe with no pieholes to fill ever until only the bullshitism becomes the very essence and prime mover of all existence.
Because the imaginary invented bible god is mutated man made fiction and retarded that’s why.
Numerous studies by linguists and researchers have concluded that “Glossolalia” (aka speaking in tongues) is complete gibberish made up from random sounds from the already existing vocabulary of the person speaking, and is a “learned behaviour”, mostly based on repetitiveness and free association of speech-like elements (aka making up bullshit meaningless non-existent words from sounds used in your own usually used/primary language, which is different from “Xenoglossia” which is the sudden ability to speak fluently an actual real language the speaker has never learned). Analysis of glossolalics reveals a pseudo-language that lacks consistent syntax, semantic meaning, is usually rhythmic or poetic in nature and is similar to the speaker’s native tongue. Glossolaliacs this way invent a meaningless gibberish and repetitive sounds that are not a language/tongue in existence anywhere on the planet or that ever has been used on the planet, this way the scammer can deceptively portray themselves as chosen by their god as an important person to the group and a fellow cultist shill can then “interpret” the gibberish to mean anything they want (only them though, people in the crowd or at home watching on television MUST NOT attempt to interpret the gibberish, just ONLY the or a specific already chosen shill can do the interpreting powers meanings magic parlor trick display hallelujah). Many gullible dupes believe these gibberish episodes and fraudsterism parlor tricks shows are a magical heavenly language and their god-sent miraculous signs and wonders but that only the/a specific fellow cult guru can interpret (even claiming that cancer kids and sick children in hospitals have miraculously started speaking in tongues also, just like the apostle-witches did in the “Acts” stories when according to the fable the fiery flame tongues and amazing holy ghost powers arrived floating above their heads to astonish the whole room with astonishment, and as a bonus afterwards even more faith-shekels seeds were brought to the temple coffers which brought even more glory and praise to the yahweh-jehovah words names and astonishing powers hallelujah). And besides, this is just yet another example of numerous borrowings and adapting concepts, traditions and ideas from the older pagan religions in the area…It was a commonplace idea within the Ancient world that divine beings spoke languages different from human languages, and historians of religion have identified many references to esoteric speech in Greek and Roman literature and the mystery religions that resemble glossolalia, sometimes explained as angelic or divine language…so then what exactly is the difference??? Recorded cases of glossolalia from 1100 BCE record an occasion where a young Amen worshiper attracted historical infamy when he became possessed by a god and began to make sounds in a strange ecstatic tongue, In the 4th century BCE Plato demonstrated that he was well acquainted with the phenomenon of speaking in tongues as he referred to several families who practiced ecstatic speech, praying and strange divine inspiration utterings. He also pointed out that these practices had even brought physical healing to those who engaged in them. The Roman poet Virgil in the 1st century BCE described the speaking of ecstatic tongues of the Sybiline priestess on the Island of Delos as the result of her being unified with the god Apollo (Just some of the other important ancient historians and authors who mention the Pythia oracle and speaking in tongues, especially between the 7th century BCE to 1st century BCE include…Aeschylus, Aristotle, Diodorus, Diogenes, Euripides, Herodotus, Justin, Livy, Lucan, Nepos, Ovid, Pausanias, Pindar, Plato, Plutarch, Sophocles, Strabo, Thucydides, and Xenophon as well as included in the Homeric Hymns. Also included in descriptions is of how the local priests of Apollo and of Dionysus (coincidentally another popular older dying and resurrecting god) would interpret the oracles and then write out the meanings in dactylic hexameter, which is precisely imitated by the evangelicals today who usually have a local performing shill nearby to interpret the babbling ghost tongues giberish). Several of the mystery religions of the Greek and Roman world record the same phenomenon of speaking in tongues, some of those most often listed are the Mithra cults, the Osiris cults and the lesser known Dionysian, Eulusinian, and Orphic cults cradled in Macedonia, Thrace and Greece (And as discussed at my previous posts, why would the supposed skylord of the universe have to keep borrowing, adapting or imitating the concepts, traditions and ideas that were already extremely common for centuries among the so-called pagan and older mystery religions?…virgin births, impregnated by a deity, water magic, weather magic, dying and rising saviours and risen demigods getting a new superior body, so many same miracles and wonders magic, water into wine, healing the sick, after-death ghost appearances and floating, battling underground Zoroastrian and Egyptian demonoids etc etc etc, so why now older esoteric secret tongues powers also being imitated?). These days various Evangelicals and Charismatic and Penetecostals especially claim that speaking in tongues today is strictly a new Christian powers manifestation and a so-called “phenomena” only present among them (It is also commonly taught that you have not received the Holy Spirit and “are not saved unless you have demonstrated the gift of tongues”, aka “Bible Belt Tongues Voodooism” basically), in fact they would rather not even have that fact known about or discussed whatsoever among the flocks, they instead prefer to erroneously believe it’s a 100% original Christian powers invented thing and ghost-talking capabilities and that they started the idea all from scratch. But various studies have revealed that speaking in tongues is present in Non-Christian religions all around the world. It is practiced in China, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Indonesia, Siberia, Arabia, Burma, and Arctic regions just to name a few. Glossolalia is found among the Eskimos, Japanese séances in Hokkaido, in a small cult led by Genji Yanagide of Moji City, and even the shamans in Ethiopia and the Sudan, the Shango cult of the West Coast of Nigeria, the Zar cult of Ethiopia, various spirits in Haitian Voodoo and Sub-Saharan African tribal religions and the Aborigines of South America and Australia, this is very problematic and negates their claims of being just a strictly new Christian tongues divine powers phenomena (Could it be that they are in fact instead actually deceptively conspiring and conversing with Zoltar and The Luminous One at the Outer Rim who are preparing to unleash and spread the mind-parasites to install the great “Planetary Torah-Mind Onethink-Unthink” mind-virus theocracy regime?). Numerous people these days are easily fooled by these deceptive gibberish magic shows and sounds-blabbering illusionists meetings even today and especially in the evangelical movements and by telescamvangelists just like in the “Acts” twilight zone stories shenanigans adventures hallelujah…and the people were blind and deaf and could not speak but now they have tongues-powers, can see and can hear the angelic heavenly languages that astonished the world, even the crippled and lame could not walk but now they walk with big steps hallelujah.
How are balloon animals-making clowns the same as bible texts-writing cultists and sectarian gurus?…
It’s really ridiculous, absurd and outright blatant lying how so many christcuck obsessed con artists and charlatans through the centuries, and especially even still today, go around claiming that there are just so many OT prophecies about the Yeshua magician character that it’s miraculous proof and divine “foretelling” hocus pocus evidence (as well as the OT predictions predicting within the OT fables narrative and other predictions about still future times which never happened). Because scholars have shown and proven that if the person actually reads the claimed prophecy “in context”, i.e. – what is being talked about just before and after the claimed few words “prophecy excerpt” and about what information is actually being presented, then it becomes immediately clear that you are being taken for a fool and hoodwinked into believing concocted lies and theological inventions. Most of the OT foretelling prophecies used in the contradictory anonymous gospels-novels are especially fraudulent and deceptions, because most of them are not even talking about anything in the future, or about any messiah figure or about anything the gospel writer guru is claiming (usually it’s referring to something already supposedly happened or simply taking place during the time of the OT writer with absolutely no predicting insinuations). Using a few selective cherry-picked words or a sentence here and there completely “out of context” (as well as intentionally mistranslated words) and then applying personal theological agenda mental gymnastics future “divine” meanings that are not and never were in the original text is just deceptive misrepresenting and a blatant lying literary parlor trick. As some scholars have put it…it’s like making balloon animals, it’s just turning, twisting, contortioning the original balloon-text words and meanings into whatever animal or meanings-thing that the ancient anonymous guru-writer or forgery propagandist wants for his story and claims, just claim the balloon is a poodle, duck or turtle and then just fool the gullible dupes by turning it into the animal using miraculous mental gymnastics and suspension of disbelief turning and twisting writing powers into something it’s not. It’s a really easy scam to write and claim and then dupe many who believe anything you say to join your new already failed Jewish-offshoot apocalyptic Venus-Lucifer-Yahwehism-Jehovahism-Yeshuaism blood magic sect and cult and think they’ve won an immortal spacesuit body for themselves to float to the clouds and become virgin-slave brides to their skylord and then help rule the planet and sing in a choir eternally (seriously, it is in fact so easy to claim foretelling predictions/prophecies using these subterfuge techniques that anyone can easily do the same thing using Peter Pan, Harry Potter or any Robert E. Howard, Tolkien or Stephen King novel to do the exact same divine prediction written shtick about any event or person whether they’re a real event/person or a fiction event/character, heck go ahead and try it and make up a brand new superhero with brand new superhero powers who was predicted/foretold in some older written book excerpts or sentence somewhere, you’ll be amazed at just how easy it is to make prophecies happen and start your own brand new cult).
The apostolic-witch pastor guru explaining the definitions of “delusional”, “con artist” and “bullshitism” at the same time.
So like do these people start acting all possessed and stuff all the time, at home and before the show, or only after entering the building when the show starts? Or do they just only get possessed at the shows because that’s the only place where the holy ghost and role-playing festivities is at?
Battling the powers of Azazel, Belial, “The” Satan, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Samael, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth, the Diabolus horned and goat-footed one and the Venus-Lucifer cooties powers from the desert abyss demonoids, all from the comfort of your own home with the miracle of the Interwebs, Skype and the lord’s computer machines. One session of the hocus pocus words names and magical powers conjuring and emanating from the atonement goat rabbi Yeshua superhero magician Jewish messiah character guy through the wires and interwebs world and you will be thrashing about and finally free of them Mesopotamian demonoids as they will be zapped back to their kingdom realms and gone forever and then total freedom hallelujah, anywhere anytime at your convenience!
George Went Hensley was an Evangelical minister best known for popularizing the practice of snake handling during church services, on the biblical basis of the Gospel of Mark where the Yeshua magician character commanded that all Christians handle venomous snakes (to dazzle the unbelievers with their new ghost powers or something), however George died in 1955 from…yep you guessed it…a lethal snake bite…coincidence? Also, there have been well over 100 cases of people dying from lethal snake bites during church services, but even many hundreds more cases of church members having atrophied hands and missing fingers because of the snake bites. Coincidence again? Strangely again, in the same so-called “Mark” verses the Yeshua magician also states that besides the snake handling that the “believers” will instantly zap-heal people from any sicknesses and that they should also drink poisons because it won’t harm them because he just before zappily floating to the clouds gave a promise of protection to his reading dupes believers which will amaze the unbelievers when they see his followers drink poisons with no harmful after effects because of their amazing supernatural protection, but nobody anywhere ever does that parlor trick just only the occasional ho-hum snake handling shtick so that’s weird. And to make it even more weird and absurd, unbiased biblical scholars and even most church leaders readily admit that the Mark 16:9-20 ending is an interpolation and fraudulent, because the earliest sources and first contradictory bibles Codex Vaticanus and Codex Sinaiticus from the 4th century don’t include the added ending of the snake handling/instant magic healing/floating to the clouds/poisons drinking superpowers verses, so it’s unequivocally proven to have been added later by someone somewhere for whatever personal reason, but that doesn’t seem to bother “the believers” because they know that someone somewhere wrote it afterwards and they believe that some other anonymous guys somewhere at some time wrote all the other pre-4th century contradictory problems-filled hocus pocus stories too because it’s obviously written by someone somewhere and so that’s all that matters hallelujah.
Well what do you know? It’s that Yahwehism-Jehovahism-Yeshuaism-Paulianity programs deaths & tortures-loving reptilian apostle-witch Franklin Graham (the chameleon son of the mythomaniac fraudster cultist and preaching-warlock fabulist you know who in charge of the “Billy Graham Temple-Shekels & Cancer Kids Killers Club” famous for gathering the glorious mythomania temple faith-shekels of the nations with cherry-picked fabricated magical thinking fables and contradictions since 1947 (that’s not including various tax-free real estate, properties, buildings, book royalties and propaganda training schools skimmed tax-free shekels blessings of course), one of the most popular lying fabulist apostle-witches of the 20th century), and guess what? “He’s read revelations! Wow!!! He has absolutely no clue who wrote it (just like the anonymous gospels-novels fiction stories and pretty well all of the script-tures” fairy tales narratives), he doesn’t know why the 1st century CE hate-filled doomsday-obsessed Jewish failed apocalyptic merkabah mysticism Jerusalem refugee hermit “writer” (who’s borrowing heavily from OT fiction-fantasies and symbologies) on a Greek island wrote it (AKA who’s wishfully writing his own new personal post-temple destruction revenge-porn Judeo-fantasies against the Goy’s who he thinks is actually the Babylonians from the 6th century BCE and so now he’s mean bubbling mean nasty mad and wants to crush the skulls of and melt all the foreign Goy’s, horses and chariots who destroyed his temple and he threatens that it will happen very, very soon maybe just weeks or days away, because his new yeshua skylord character who was born as a man by the moon and escaped a 7-headed with 10 crowns outer space dragon (who btw swept 1/3 of all the stars in the sky upon the planet earth with just his giant tail, yep like that really happened pfff)…will be floating down very soon riding his own horse with a sword in his mouth along with 144,000 Jewish men virgins along with the Paul to destroy the Goys, aka the Babylonians or just simply Babylon which is the entire planet basically aka Planet Babylon or just Earth, and your shekels-begging “Uncle Frankie” sure as heck doesn’t want you to know that truth when he’s eating his goat steaks and corn on the cob while reading his sabbath sunday scrolls on the farm), and he doesn’t even understand what any of it actually means because he doesn’t have the writer’s delusional Goy’s-hating brains powers/sectarian esoteric words names and magic numbers pretend world fantasies and Zoroastrian-inspired cosmological-symbological meanings floating around in his very own yahwehism-jehovahism-yeshua-junkie exposed decepticon-reptilian mind control apostle-witch brains (he has only his own brains magic powers and made up secrets), but he’s read revelations!!! That’s just darn dang amazing WOW!!! (Whoop-De-F**king-Do while twirling my finger in circles in the air, more about that ancient cultic nutcase lunatic written “planetary bloodbath gorefest-porn” fantasies nonsense rubbish at my previous post and it’s largely Zoroastrian and desert pagan spiritualism incantations failed predictions witchcraft origins in the Levant) and so for some unknown reason he thinks that he’s going to become a floating immortal torah-zombie to the clouds in his new spacesuit body to meet his blood-drenched in his Goys enemies skylord and 144,000 Jewish men virgins in the clouds to have an oil lamps, trumpets, steak & lobster and palm fronds at the jukebox party just like the Paul supposedly did about 2,000 years ago but which he didn’t, now that sounds like a really, really, really good deal and who doesn’t want to invest in a deal like that? (Like he said just crunch the numbers and do the math:…number of gathered shekels-seeds x number of crushed goat heads in galilee – sheep blood martinis drank + 10 palm fronds x 777 floating spacesuit bodies torah-zombies + 42 cancer kids x 12 healed indigestion miracles + the number of virgin unblemished sheep difference from edomite and midianite goats – 12 unblemished pigeons x number of winepresses filled with bodies in babylon ÷ 696 royal desert tents concubines (let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the desert tents concubines for it is a humanoid number) x number of tents per temple and then just add that to the number of stars hanging in the sky and then lastly + the number of chariots and human-headed scorpion-tailed locusts wearing crowns coming out of a bottomless smokey pit =….it’s that simple of a math to figure out), Pfff, It’s just so easy to dupe gullible people when you’re leading a deceitful religious shekels-cult mind control program and say you believe stuff that some other weird obsessed cultist stories-writer guys wrote somewhere and none of it happened but instead usually the complete opposite did but others still believe you are right and correct anyway because they have the faith to also become a risen torah-zombie floating to the clouds and they will even buy your concocted propaganda books and even send you many shekels-seeds for nothing, it’s actually one of the easiest parlor tricks to dupe and scam people ever devised in all of humanoids history of the planet.

(This above video was just too good to pass up and so I just had to add it here, a rarely seen moment when the deceiving reptilian-yahwehism-yeshuaism mask is taken off the apostle-witch and the nefarious charade is exposed for all to see and understand (Hallelujah!. a clear-cut case of just yet another failed “The Paul” character and a Charles Taze Russell fraudster-warlock in disguise hoping to burn and destroy the planet’s Goy’s, horses and chariots also but just wearing a different robe and sandals)…the oh so obvious truth which was there all along anyway, i.e. – that the religion has always from the very beginning been about and originally founded as nothing but a Zoroastrian-inspired Judeo “Christ-Cult”, a newly devised offshoot sectarian apocalyptic doomsday death cult from the very start, starting right from the written the Paul epistles material to the Yeshua character prophecy-quotes and to the revelations letter ancient sectarian death, blood, gore and mind control bunk where their hoped for skylord doomsday victory was going to without a doubt happen “during their lifetime” and “during their generation” as promised and guaranteed by their writing acolytes minions and their superheroes (We know this because the recurring theme and theology among ALL the earliest stories writers and their claims has ALWAYS been the same, EVERY SINGLE TIME…namely…”WE are not of the world…we are dead to the world…we pray and hope for the death of the world…do not think about the world or be part of it…only our patriarchs heroes have all the answers and know all the secrets…we await our soon appearing skylord to arrive during our lifetime to bring death and destruction to the world, which is just called Babylon in many cases, and install the planetary onethink torah-mind and torah-slavery to the entire world to make the next new real temple-world run by priests Amen” etc etc etc, this repeating theme is clearly found all throughout their earliest writings it’s simply undeniable (As a matter of fact, and any unbiased biblical scholars who have scoured the earliest writings and sources can verify this fact, the early Christians were actually the very first Jehovah’s Witnesses who were preparing for their appearing skylord and risen spacesuit bodies-zombies doomsday of planetary Goy’s skull-crushing, fire, sulfur, rising multi-headed creatures and slaughtering destruction planetary torah-mind onethink theocracy temple-state government to happen any day during their lifetime as promised by the Paul and his skylord he discovered in his dreams, except today’s Jehovah’s Witnesses have instead been proclaiming for that same skylord doomsday to be guaranteed to happen in the 19th century…but then instead in the 20th century, so either way it’s just death cults necromantic mind control failed theologies rubbish anyway) and besides it’s difficult and actually impossible to have a so-called contradictory 2nd coming when there wasn’t even a 1st coming)…but instead it was way, way off, failed miserably repeatedly with the opposite usually happened, and none of them floated to the clouds to destroy and enslave the Goys and the planet, which truthfully means it’s been nothing but almost 2,000 years of nefarious mutating concocted pretend world mind control agendas fantasy, frauds and fairy tales fakery). Btw, notice his awesome sense of humor at the 0.35 second mark, which reminds me, what does he and other apostle-witches and minions, Yahweh-Jehovah, Yeshua, the OT patriarchs, the Paul cultist character and anglerfish all have in common?…they all use the same modus operandi and have the exact same sense of humor, no wonder he’s so popular with millions of cultists and sectarians and leechingly hangs around with Trump, presidents, politicians and similar types regularly. Glo-Ry!
Billy Graham, the well-known lying servant of the Yahweh-Jehovah-Satan and the simultaneous Satan-Jehovah-Yahweh (as well as the satan-yahweh-jehovah AND jehovah-yahweh-satan including his minion venus-lucifer characters [and probably most importantly the yahweh-satan-jehovah and jehovah-satan-yahweh], or just simply aka “The Trickster” because he’s been a contradictory dual-personality trickster godling since the time he was invented) and his Venus-Lucifers and various magical acolytes superheroes, apostle-witches gurus and minions shills-underlings which he made out of nothing, gathering the glorious mythomania temple-shekels faith seeds of the nations with cherry-picked fabricated magical thinking desert fables, anonymous written fairy tales and superheroes, suspension of disbelief dreamscape powers, Zoroastrian-inspired faith secrets knowledge, failed and wrong predictions and numerous contradictions since 1947 (that’s not including various tax-free real estate, properties, buildings, book royalties and propaganda training schools skimmed tax-free shekels faith blessings of course), one of the most popular lying fabulist apostle-witches and yahwehism-jehovahism gurus of the 20th century hallelujah.
Saul…Saul, I mean Paul…Paul…I’m going to appear very, very soon guaranteed within your lifetime Paul, let me tell you a secret, a superduper special secret only just to you and nobody else on the planet…any day now you’re going to get a fresh new spacesuit body to float to the skies and marry me in the clouds, and the gullible converts you’re going to trick will also get the same and I’ll be their awesome bridegroom too, then we’ll go to the Hard Rock Cafe for bacon cheeseburgers, beers and wings and later to the wavepool if you’re a good loyal righteous minion, maybe even to Red Lobster for surf & turf, and then we’ll vote in the planetary theocracy dictatorship regime to rule the world to install the planetary torah-mind onethink-unthink mind-parasites and mind-virus and then zap and sulfur melt everyone who didn’t vote for me, then we’ll finally zap dead all the horses and chariots of Babylon and their locusts with scorpion tails at the city walls, and then we’ll shut down all the world’s libraries, museums, art galleries, book publishers, schools, all the internet websites and broadcasters, all archaeological digs and laboratories, all political parties, radio stations and all music concerts, all carnival tents, hot dog stands and amusement parks everywhere (even this animated gif won’t exist Paul because there will only be reruns of the temple-cult service looping constantly on the new one and only allowed official onethink-unthink brainwashing internet channel hosted by none other than Noah himself, and even Three’s Company, Friends and Baywatch reruns will not escape but be doomed to be cast and tormented eternally in the sulfur burning fires and immortal worms by the yahweh-jehoval master of midian and zion and me who is him or not him or is him most of the time or some of the time or none of the time or whatever), and then everyday will be a glorious non-stop around the clock 24 hour temple-cult service with palm fronds, fancy oil lamps and daily burnt animal sacrifices forever and ever and all the leftover Goys and thinkers and questions-askers will be under our control forever and for all space-time and the space-time after that, trust me Paul would I lie to you? I know what I’m talking about it’s your lucky day my secret special slave-bride palaroonie acolyte.
…”Yeah, yeah, We know that nobody can actually do the exact same hocus pocus magic tricks and even much, much greater ones than him as the hiding secretive riddles-speaking rabbi yeshua magician floating guru guy himself guaranteed and promised that his believers lackeys can do, heck not even we can move mountains, play with cobras, zombify the dead or drink poisons (actually not even any popes, patriarchs, priests, pastors or any other apostle-witch scamvangelists preachers can do them either but that’s because the lord works in mysterious ways and will intentionally say things that are wrong, absurd, contradictory and untrue for his own glory which will then increase your faith which is the main thing along with the faith-shekels seeds amen, and besides he’s yahweh-jehovah so he can literally say and write anything and whatever he wants in his very own books which he wrote hallelujah)…BUT!…if you instead believe our deceptive ruse pretending claims and baseless personal psychological motives agenda opinions-phantasies theological jimble jamble threats and claims and then grovel as a pathetic whimpering ask no questions believe anything doormat to just only our version celestial skylord and only his skydaddy (which is actually him anyway, or not him, or him most of the time or some of the time or none of the time or whatever), while voluntarily handing over the control of your gullible mind and every thought process and your faith-seed shekels to us (all tax-free of course just as the bible says), then you can escape the eternal burning sulfur fire and melting skin and eyeballs endless burning torments that was made by the yahweh-jehovah and yeshua especially for you since the day you were born which you deserve (because the Venus-Lucifer with Azazel, Leviathan, Belial, Beelzebub, Samael, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth, the Judderman and the Diabolus “The” Satan horned goat-footed caped one has been taking over your mind since the very start, hiding in your mind and clothes and foods and closets and in the forests and owls and birds and fish and bears and rabbits and in waters and mountains and in your bathroom and in the mirror and bathtub and in the clouds and leaves and in your pockets and in your ears and hair and eyes and in your dreams and in your thinking and listening causing you to believe the lies which have rightfully damned you since the day you were born, causing your mind to twist and churn in a vortex to unbelieve the untold esoteric mystical truths written by some guys somewhere at sometime and personally given to you since the day you were born but instead the lies and deceptions were instilled into your mind instead causing you to glorify your magic apple curse and evil demon-cooties phantasms ways and thinking and nefarious heretical questions-asking existence instead of praising the glorious untold secrets mysteries distortions of the actual yahweh-jehovah-satan and his venus-lucifers blood magics powers and not the ones in your mind which you’ve been cursed with since the day you were born and which was probably in the grocery stores and even in your baby food, pasta sauce and frozen pizza which made the other imposter venus-lucifers to easily brainwash you from realizing your only hope to escape from your inevitable deserving hellish sulfur burning torments fate rightfully waiting for you because you didn’t listen to the esoteric mystical secrets and bathe in and drink the blood of the master of the universe who created you since the day you were born because your mind and eyes and ears have been evil since the day you were born and deserving the burning eternal melting torments from the start hallelujah)…because of the magic apple curse since the first mud pie man and rib-woman made 6,000 years ago and then you won’t have to burn forever with all the unbelieving cancer kids, sick kids and carnival freaks unbelievers as well as the heretical ice-age cavemen and dinosaurs infidels (because yahweh-jehovah turned himself into an unknown secretive riddles-giving vagrant secretly travelling rabbi magician hocus pocus guy to come down and cast a few spells, a coin in a fish mouth trick and have a bad weekend and then floated to the clouds just like other previous older personal dying and rising saviour demigods magic men superheroes did and the whole town saw it and it was the front page news topic of the day by everyone in the town for years and years and decades and they were all writing about it and so they all knew it was true and really-real because they all saw it and were amazed as they all fangirled at the great magic show spectacle and hocus pocus display extravaganza and he even ate fishsticks with them before disappearing to his skycastle to meet up with Dionysus, Romulus, Zalmoxis, Hercules, Osiris, Baal, Tammuz, Adonis, Inanna, Zagreus and Attis and all the rest for a celebratory smorgasbord and so now everyone has no excuse but to join his new cult that some dreaming guys started because only cult members will also float to the clouds but not all the others who didn’t follow or believe because they were all evil since the day they were born so it’s their own fault because your mother and father and brothers and sisters and cousins and neighbours and your mailman and dry cleaners and baker and dentist (including especially all those curried food abominations, sweet and sour ribs travesties and teriyaki sauced skewered desolations that should not be purveyors)…they deserve and will get the eternal burning worms and sulfur melting eternal fires just like he said but not you because his bad weekend and floating magic show was seen by the whole town and they all believed their own eyes and mind which was theirs since the day they were born and some of them even ate fishsticks with him and the whole town witnessed and rejoiced and talked about it and wrote about it for years and years and years and decades all throughout the town and everyone in the town was with amazement running to get in line to join the cult because they didn’t want to rightfully get burned and melted by yahweh-jehovah and yeshua’s and the paul’s guaranteed soon doomsday happening during their lifetime because that was their only fate since the day they were born and it was the topic of the day in the town for many years and years and years and decades and they all wrote joyous books about it and they were best-selling books which proves that his bad weekend happened because they all saw it and even ate fishsticks with him which means only the unbelieving questions-askers will melt and burn but not you because you’ll instead joyously float and sing while your family is rightfully melting and burning like an eternal grilled hamburger hallelujah)…now that’s a great deal and parlor trick scam to dupe you make you feel special and the lord in his great wisdom and perfectness may even bless us with a new gazebo as an extra blessing to his loyal grifter apostle-witch minions witch we are, and we are blessed because he and his venus-lucifers which he made out of nothing believed in us to do his mind control phantasm stories shticks for him so that he won’t rightfully eternally burn and sulfur melt you since the day you were born which is a really-really great deal hallelujah (After all, you don’t want to use your mind and eyes and ears and thinking and questions-asking abilities you’ve had since the day you were born to mind trick yourself into a mindtrap vortex to believe that you are an infernal gullible hopeless dupe rightfully jumping into the eternal sulfur melting fires and melting skin and eyeballs which was meant for you because you deserved it all along since even before the day you were born? do you?)”
Well, you have to admit they sure have the best opening monologues, because everyone can relate to rejoicing while watching their parents burn and melt eternally, lol praise the word names hallelujah!
Interestingly and good to know (and a good thing for a multitude of already shown reasons but to the chagrin and disappointment of many modern day evangelical wackos, fundamentals and bonkers-fraudster scamvangelists who hope and wish otherwise)…there actually isn’t even 1 country on the entire planet that actually uses any bible, any bible version at all, as the official laws of the land and society, as the only manual needed for daily rights and progress of understanding a person’s unequivocal freedom of personality within the state, as the only official guidelines and rules for their thinking and official public behaviorisms of the country and especially used as their constitution or even as the central premises of their constitution and constitutional imperatives, however some confused and delusional people for very strange and kooky personal cultic reasons are trying by hook or by crook to make that personal dreaming fantasy into an official reality.
I know exactly how the guy at the 2:03 minute mark feels, so I guess their PhDs in Paleontology, Geology, Biology and Phantasms-Cooties Fableology (as well as their Master’s Degree in Magic Numbers Dreams Interpretations, Deoxyribonucleic Acid, Mental Gymnastics Presuppositions Sciences, Venus-Luciferism Bananas Genealogies Fungus Biology and Pretend Worldology Mountain Moving Physics) Obstinate Presuppositionalist Philoso-Trolls Kirk and Ray Comfort would also require to see a wolfopotamus? jackalope? kangaroosnake, sharktopus? sabre-toothed mammoth? and bumblebeebear fossils?…probably. However this isn’t even surprising in the least because remember their best-selling book in all the bookstores since the 5th century (heck they couldn’t even stock the book fast enough to stay on the shelves, total best-sellers at all the bookstores) is full of talking snake, talking donkey, multi-headed and multi-horned space dragons wearing crowns, winged beasts with multiple heads and multiple horns and made up of different body parts from bears, leopards and lions, outer space aliens guys with human bodies but with heads of a lion, ox and eagle, sheep with multiple horns and 7 eyes, even floating wheels covered in eyeballs (and plenty of magical wizards and sorcerers too) and other kabbalistic-esoteric-mystical-cultish and magic numbers rubbish, so requiring crocoduck fossils is really not that surprising. (OK so let me get this straight, the preposterous monomaniacal psycho-schizo narratives you’re shilling for gullible dupes to believe is that after billions and billions and hundreds of millions and hundreds and tens of thousands of years your skydaddy sitting on his throne in the clouds finally decided just a measly few thousand years ago to eventually let his name(s) be known or not known usually to just a few travelling sheepherders or nomads in the Middle East deserts occasionally (then disappearing constantly for even centuries), but just before that he was instantly duped by a talking snake anyway that he had no clue it even existed (which is why he’s been mean bubbling nasty mean bloodhungry pyromaniacal infanticidal parochial curses-obsessed misogynistic pestilential sticks and stones evil-creating sulfuric vengeful mean bubbling nasty mad eversince), but then much later gave out rules for human sacrifices, then animal sacrifices, then genital mutilation, (then still some more human sacrificing every once in a while because why not), genocidal babies-killing scorched-earth warfare tactics, concubines and slave-owning, child rape and forced marriage laws and then blood, oil and water magic rituals and then he even very secretly came down to basically become a hiding piece of fruit (a coin in a fish mouth and dionysian water into wine magician piece of fruit actually) to just a few very secretive dreaming guys who abandoned their families in the middle of nowhere (who immediately disappear from the stories anyway and never even actually entered actual real history in the first place either), and then it very, very, very secretly again showed up in a few other dreams to another guy to explain to not touch your penis, look at girls (or you’ll just have to chop off your entire kielbasa package, hands and even rip your own eyeballs out for watching Baywatch reruns etc etc), and especially to never think, reason or ask questions but mainly to just hand over the control of your mind and shekels faith-seeds and then obey some other obsessed schizo dreaming guys wearing magic wizard hats and/or costumes and don’t ask them questions or inquire about things either, and that if you believe them you’ll teleport backwards in time to be with those guys 1,900 years ago guaranteed and get to float with them and other risen torah-zombies to the clouds in new shiny bathrobed spacesuit bodies to become a singing virgin slave-bride to him to the sound of trumpets…well ok then that sounds like a perfectly reasonable plan and behaviorisms to live by and found constitutions and laws on, heck you’d be crazy not too hallelujah, lol). And the whole absurd feeble attempt is just yet another obvious example of the same ol’ modus operandi used by these types who are obsessively consumed by constantly supporting and going around making pathetic excuses for their concocted personal yahweh-jehovah-yeshua-satan conglomerate skydaddy-genie under its various deceptive guises (aka “The Trickster“) with the hope of further spreading their mind-virus and mind-parasites and deceiving even more believe anything gullibles to join their nefarious tentacled web of mind control cults and sects.
Is it just me or are these people blatant Yeshua-Yahweh-Jehovah-Junkies obsessed with ancient Iron Age desert blood magic superstitions and another people’s tribal national folk fairy tales as somehow instead being their own personal histories and genealogies?
Geeez, talk about being completely consumed delusional in the biblical ancient fairy tales blood magic mindprison vortex unable to distinguish her cultic floating to the clouds Yahwehism-Jehovahism skywizard adventure and secretive riddles-speaking hiding parlor tricks rabbi skylord with a sword in his mouth and the cooties-phantasm flaming tongues powers fantasies bubble from reality and the real world, the tentacles of the onethink-unthink mind-virus has assumed complete control on a par with the claimed “the Paul” letters writing guru character in the stories who likewise was claiming the exact same things were going to happen to him during his lifetime guaranteed by his skylord he dreamed in his mind and who told all sorts of secrets to just him, she even thinks the Zoroastrian origins devil character is real and rules the world but she doesn’t even understand that the Devil literary character scapegoat invention actually is his Yahweh-Jehovah desert godling but just using a different subterfuge name in the first place anyway and always has been, this thought disorder psychosis is what happens when you immerse yourself in Billy and Franklin Graham pretend world blood magic powers theological mythologies propaganda campaigns especially it’s just pathetic, and her barber and even Pat Robertson, the “Dr.” Morris Cerullo and “Dr.” Kat Kerr are embarrassed probably.
And she’s Trump’s personal religious guru and advisor? Who coincidentally like many of them think Trump is the messiah? (or the antichrist as many of them also believe…po-tay-to/po-taw-to whatever). That actually explains a lot.
But can he twist some words and text meanings out of context and use mental gymnastics to make different meanings and words appear out of thin air as if they were suspension of disbelief real?, or even make metaphors, allegories and magic numbers appear out of thin air? Now that I’d like to see.
Actually this is sort of like that parlor trick about the nativity fables and holiday discussed at my previous post, where the leading gurus wearing funny hats and bathrobes centuries after the claimed and contradictories-filled event decide to similarly also trickily pull a magical rabbit out of a hat in the 4th century, where they can’t use the anonymous Matthew or anonymous Luke versions stories to pick a date and year for a brand spanking shiny newly invented holiday called “Christ-mas”. Because they couldn’t use the so-called Matthew because it would mean so-called Luke was wrong and fake, and they likewise couldn’t use the Luke written misinformations because it would mean the Matthew was wrong and fake because the differences between the claimed dates range by at least 10 years, ranging from 6 BCE for the Luke to 4 CE for the Matthew tale, so what did they do to declare the year date of the magical birth and brand new holiday?…easy…just pick a 3rd option that doesn’t even exist and that even makes no sense according to their own stories, i.e. – just pick a date in the middle sort of like playing pin the tail on the donkey that’s not an actual text information date given (drum roll)…. and so then that’s the date and the new “Year 0” pulled out of thin air and basically pulled out of a hat hallelujah! it’s a miracle! the magical hocus pocus trick has been performed and they were all amazed!, and then just give a new date also based on already existing Winter Solstice celebrations and customs and Roman pagan festivities and the new holiday has been conjured into the new calendar (so today isn’t really 2024 it’s actually 2018 or 2028 but we’ll just pretend it’s 2024 because it’s a more astonishing amazement parlor trick. Glo-Ry!!! (Unless of course he really was born simultaneously at both dates, as well as the other many years apart dates he’s mentioned in sources which are at times even 100 years apart, then that would be even a more amazing miracle to add on to all the other miracles that nobody knew about, astonishing! Now that’s the best way to figure out the best date to bring out the decorations, get a tree, hang the wreathes, sipping on hooch and eating bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin at the ski chalet hallelujah!).
Tell us more about the rivers of blood, the as high as the horses heads and 200 miles wide rivers of blood, the river of blood drowning all the horses who are drowning in bloood, buhuhaha.
If it was real then why are you even talking on tik-tok on earth?, if it was real you wouldn’t even be here.
Newsflash – He’s got it all all wrong and is way, way, way off, the Yeshua skylord character in the anonymous gospel-novels texts was talking to his small personal coven members that all those things and his zombiepocalypse new torah-zion “planetary onethink” dictatorship regime kingdom will happen during their lifetime, just like the Paul’s skylord that he discovered in his brains and dreams told to the Paul also, so this guy is just flogging a dead horse, just centuries of slinging the same ol’ cultic fairy tales dreamscapes hash (besides I guess he’s never heard of all the many wars, plagues and natural disasters from before or after 2,000 years ago or even just the Second plague pandemic
and Black Death from about 700 years ago but we’re unfortunately for them still here today listening to the same ol’ jimble jamble and them wishing, hoping and praying for many times worse things to happen so that they can become immortal zombiepocalypsetarians).
The funny thing about so-called “signs”, especially when it comes to mega-superstitious magical thinking, primitive abstract concepts dreamscapes and personal theological pretend worlds agendas cultists and sectarians who claim signs about all sorts of things they want, is that you can basically make anything a sign, yep, anybody can make literally anything a sign about anything and then just give it your own personal meanings and importance and it’s miraculous or esoteric magical secrets or divine knowledge about this and that or whatever, as in anything at all…heck, any text written somewhere by someone, any natural event or weather changes, a dead bird or squirrel lying on the street, a puddle, a rainstorm, the wind, something written on a wall, a crumpled box somewhere, an empty pop bottle, a used dirty clothing item on the ground somewhere, a shadow, an eclipse, the caw of a crow, the sound of crickets, a full moon or blood moon or blue moon or wolf moon or harvest moon etc, an excerpt from a dream, a sneeze or prickly ears etc etc, yep, you can make just about anything a sign about anything and give it whatever meanings you want and..ta-da! presto-magico it’s a sign! now you’re one of those special “sign people” with the magical powers knowing the signs and secrets and now you can go out and write a book about…well, just about anything because now you know and possess the signs magic and secret meanings. For instance, that guy Roy Cleveland Sullivan who got hit by lightning 7 times? that was a sign because it’s the heavenly 7 magic number, if you see a rabbit on the night of the full moon that is definitely a sign of the approaching demons lurking around, if the song playing on the radio when going to sleep is the exact same song playing when you get up in the morning and turn on the radio, woah that is definitely a sign!, if you look at the clock and it’s 11:11 or 3:33 that is irrefutably the sign that was foretold in some scroll, if you see a moth fly out of your closet, a worm on the sidewalk, a spider web appear where there was none before or incredibly even an ant that is climbing the wall that is one heckuva undeniable sign (the risen zombies are lurking), if a butterfly lands on you on Friday the 13th and it’s a full moon and you also hear an owl “hoo-hoo” then the 7-eyed 7 horned sheep is sharpening the sword in his mouth and the 144,000 Jewish men virgins and creatures full of eyes are already in the clouds the sign has been given, if the sun turns black and you hear unknown cats fighting at midnight then the 7-headed 10 horned beast is rising out of the sea it is the sign, if an owl or raccoon crosses your path on the night of the wolf moon that is the sign of the witch so expect spoiled milk, moldy cheese or vampires, if you see a shooting star or comet on the night of the autumn equinox then know that the evil one lord hecubus with his angels venus-lucifer and azazel have surrounded the city walls with their chariots and locusts and you must leave at once because your doom is at hand it is the sign, when that Joshua character who made rocks fall from the sky and then the earth stop rotating and made the sun and moon stay still in the sky at the same time for 24 hours? That’s right!!!, it also was a sign about something.
Yep, it’s the book written by the perfect omniest yahweh-jehovah so we know it’s perfect, divine and all really-real true history, and he also hid from people messages and even secret messages within messages in the books, but if you have the secret decoder ring and pretend real hard and then factor in magic numbers, then heck you can even make it that words don’t even mean words and you can change and invent new meanings and make your own meanings and even make your very own bible say whatever you want it to say, it’s what scamvangelists, fantasizing gurus and fraudsters do all the time, even the numbers don’t have to be numbers but other things and meanings, that’s how we know it was all written by the yahweh-jehovah himself and it’s all perfect true history and full of the omniest divine knowledge authorship and that it’s definitely not man-made whatsoever because yahweh-jehovah wrote it. Also, actually according to many other “bible historians” who calculated the hidden secret codes in the stories, adam and eve and all humanoids on the planet afterwards, received the magic apple curse not 9 hours after they were created but 12 hours because they were created at 6:00 am in the summer and were having a late dinner. #divineknowledge #secretcodes #divineperfectauthor #magicapplecurse #divinebibletruths #divinestories.
But the bibles miraculously survived! because it was in the box, for those who do not understand this unexplainable verified miracle you see the house and box were burned and melted but the bibles were saved because they were in a protective box so just only the box started melting but not the bibles which were in the box so the bibles were protected and saved looking practically still brand new which is proof it’s miraculous but only the house and box were on fire, some other papers and documents got saved in the box too but it’s mainly about the bibles being miraculously untouched protected because that’s the miraculous part of the story…wow! hallelujah!! It also explains why the mighty omni-everything yahweh-jehovah and yeshua who is his son or his him or is not him or is him sometimes or most of the time or is actually not even him or actually even a real historical person, why they can’t help heal cancer kids and sick children and deformities etc, it’s obvious because they’re too busy miraculously saving bibles and finding people’s keys, lost jewelry and fixing lottery numbers that’s why! hallelujah!!!
People like this interviewer are so brainwashed and delusional living in a cognitive dissonance suspension of disbelief fantasy world loop mindtrap of cherry-pickologies, that they don’t even know what they’re talking about and are usually just using mental gymnastics to make things up for their pretend world, the commandments are mainly all about protecting property and the property and possessions rights of the elite land-owning magnates, royalty and priestly class, as in it’s mostly about property rights and total obedience to the priestly class who run the show…or else, the commandments are essentially all laws written not “for the people” but for the great property owners/royalty/priests. One reason is that the bible actually gives two different sets of so-called “Ten Commandments”, AND THEY DON’T MATCH. In the Exodus 20 fable, Moses comes down from Mount Sinai with a set of stone tablets. Then he gets mad and smashes them and has to go back up and get another set. And yahweh-jehovah says, “Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest.” (Exodus 34:1). But then, apparently the yahweh-jehovah can’t resist “improving” them for betterment of all humanoids (lol).
So he replaces them with….
1 – “Thou shalt worship no other god, because yahweh-jehovah, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God” (another of his names is “Jealous” used several times in the bible, his name basically is “Jealous God” because that’s what it is (well the writer writing it says so anyway), but if there are no other gods why be jealous of them if they don’t exist?).
3 – “The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep” (oh yeah Christians are always doing that because why wouldn’t they?).
4 – “All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male (which means anything that gives birth, the first born male is his and set apart for sacrifice, yay!).
6 – “Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year’s end (yep, this is another very popular holiday with Christians).
7 – “Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven” (because leaven is a big no-no for the bread which is used to sop up the blood of the sacrifice, yum, and because it would be creepy to use leavened bread to do that).
8 – “Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning” (no, no, no you don’t want to do that, whatever you do don’t do that!).
9 – “The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the Yahweh-Jehovah thy God (the firsts of the crops too, Christian farmers are always doing this for the mighty Thanos, I mean Darkseid, I mean Galactus, I mean the Yahweh-Jehovah Jealous God).
10 – “Thou shalt not boil a kid goat in his mother’s milk” (because that would be creepy too, just use another goat’s milk to boil in).


And even the 10th commandment in the first set of 10 is very problematic:
*10 – “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his slave,, nor his handmaid, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s (in the original set of ten the wife is relegated to again just being property not being differentiated from the other animals, the wife (and in many cases “wives” even hundreds of them, a “herd of wives” you could say) is basically lumped in with the rest of the list of possessions that includes the oxen, cattle and slaves, yay for yahweh-jehovah he’s the best and most omni-everything!), btw he also “instructs” them about how to get slaves from the surrounding nations, how to beat them unconscious and get away with it and how to trick the slave so that his entire family becomes your slaves too, and how you get to marry a young girl that you raped and she can’t say no or complain among many, many other absurd rules. And anyway, the first thing he commands after giving the commandments is for them to go kill and slaughter every man, woman, child, baby and all the animals they come across, total genocide and scorched-earth destroy them everywhere they go and meet them, because you can kill foreigners no problem but just not those within the tribal society and particularly especially not those in power who own most of the possessions and herds (Besides, let me put it this way, are we supposed to seriously believe that all Israelites at that claimed time had “houses” and not more rudimentary forms of shelter or just living in tents?, that they all had wives?, that they all had herds of oxen, goats, cattle, donkeys and sheep? or laughably that they all had slaves and handmaids?, every single one of them?…really? Of course not (does everybody in your city own a yacht, a house and farm, butlers and maids and pool cleaners?), the laws are obviously only for protecting the rights and privileges and possessions of those who do who would have only been just those in ruling power which is just a very, very small minority of the entire tribal general society), so that explains that and we need to live by these Bronze-Iron age tribal rules, including all 613 Commandments actually because you can’t just cherry-pick which ones you want and don’t want to follow and you also can’t choose what to believe and not believe because you have to believe it’s AAAAAAALL true starting even from before the talking snake and magic apple curse etc, because they know what they’re talking about.
And if the person thinks it is actual real history and really-real reality, then why isn’t it taught in the same history books as when learning about the history of ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, Babylon, Sumerians, Akkadians, Assyrians, Persians, Hittites, Phoenicians, Hyperboreans, Greeks, Romans, Goths, Gauls, Cimmerians, Hallstatt Culture, Corded Ware Culture, Celts, Scythians, Veneti, ancient China, Japan, India and the Indigenous peoples of the Americas etc and many other Bronze Age histories? And as mentioned above in the narrative story which of the 2 very different 10 commandments which are supposed to be the exact same 10 commandments is the one and only real 10 commandments given?…and what about the other 613 commandments given? It all seems very problematic made up and theological fantasy fictions which it is. Could Dr. Sammy Allen below have the answers given by the holy ghost who has all the answers and who gave all the commandments in the first place and so explain why Dr. Sammy Allen isn’t even following the commandments that he’s supposed to even though the holy ghost gave the 2 different sets of 10 commandments and 613 commandments to him but he refuses to obey them and instead just jimble jambles his own mental gymnastics theological pretend world fantasies instead which is supposedly the right thing to do just because Dr. Sammy says so because his holy spirit told him so?
Hmmm? OK so let’s get this straight…the mud pie man was made about 6,000 years ago only 6 days after the planet and entire universe was made, and then later on only as an afterthought fluke the rib-woman was made because all the animals weren’t good enough partners for him (geez it’s a good thing Adam was finicky), but the bible creator genie magician phantasm guy didn’t know there was a talking snake in the Mesopotamian garden of evil and he didn’t even know what was going on or even where they were (even walking around the garden himself saying..Fee-fi-fo-fum Adam where are you? what have you done???, yep seems very omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and all-knowing wise), and then the magic apple curse cooties (that it puts on everybody ever born afterwards for some weird pointless reason as some sort of absurd demented justice or something or just to show how much of a control freak grudge it can perform, a curse that includes eternally introducing into the world and lives full of hard physical labor, diseases, infections, disabilities, abnormalities, including so-called carnival freaks also, calamities, distress, epidemics, floods, earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanoes, labor pains, stillbirths, meat-eating and even the leather and fur industries etc etc, he sure likes putting curses on people all over the place as you read on and it’s really a regularly occurring fetish thing with it, geeez talk about being petty like just chill the f***k out it’s just a piece of fruit that you put in a tree in the garden in the first place, actually all the things going on in the absurd kitsch-comedy story narrative is just only making the yahweh-jehovah godling bogeyman phantasm character seem extremely shit for brains obtuse, unhinged demented and just omni-retarded, the only thing missing is a Benny Hill chase scene theme music in the background which ironically would even help the fable make any sense whatsoever (It’s astonishing how there’s not a shred of proof or evidence for the myth being real in any way whatsoever but a massive mountain of facts and evidences proving that it is man made myths pretend world and nothing more), for instance although there are a number of much older creation myths in the Levant region that include the same motifs of a sacred tree, a serpent, blissful garden, magical fruit or plant, human formed from dirt, a deluge flood and hero captain of the boat with animals etc, some even thousands of years older, the Epic of Gilgamesh which can be dated to even  circa. 2100 BCE presents a very interesting serpent story parallel but also intriguing is the important contrast simultaneously, because the travelling hero Gilgamesh who’s king of the city of Uruk (which was a proven actual real city before even 4000 BCE so this story could be real history perhaps?) finds and possesses a magical plant that can restore youth and give immortality, eventually he plans to share it with people in the city but when he goes into the water to take a bath and rest he puts the herb on a rock, then while he’s cleaning up a serpent comes by and steals the plant and then immediately even sheds his skin as he departs (now that’s a great believable myth to explain why snakes regularly shed their old dry wrinkly skin for fresh new skin if you lived there during those times), the serpent’s role in the myth is that he obstructs Gilgamesh’s desire for eternal youth and eternal life, so then Gilgamesh learns his lesson and just accepts his mortality and realizes that he and everyone else are just not meant to have eternal youth and eternal life, the serpent episode reminds him of the karmic lesson that he won’t ever be immortal and will one day die and so he instead becomes at peace and accepts the reality that he is mortal, then he rejoices about going back to the city to see his friends and decides to just enjoy and cherish the mortal life that he does have in the meantime. Now that’s similar but also very different from the writers of the later Genesis version but it’s even more sensible with an actual believable lesson and point…however the snake doesn’t speak in this version (because why would it? lol, the snake is even regarded as sort of a literary device tricky good guy in the myth by reminding and not allowing Gilgamesh to become immortal because he was never meant to be)…and importantly “all” the different humanoids on the planet aren’t forever cooties-cursed for losing the plant by a vengeful petty garden cosmocrat godling with control issues to become evil filthy cursed creatures bound for the abode of the damned from the day they’re born with lives full of calamities, suffering, distress and extreme hardships forever because of his magic apple curse that he puts on everyone afterwards because they all rightfully deserve it now or something and then afterwards the eternal burning sulfur and immortal worms tortures as a bonus because it’s omni-everything all-wise or whatever (unless of course you constantly praise it and grovel and obediently never think or ask any questions), heck the garden deity character even comes across more like a paranoid neurotic retard in the ghetto kicking out of the home his small child and then slamming the door because it took a bite of his cookie before dinner that he even left lying around on the table in the first place),…oh but then Adam and Eve have 3 sons and so that’s the start of all the humanoids populations on the planet (Really? think about that one for a while…all the various humanoids populations on the entire planet from…just 3 sons? from just only 3 guys and that’s it?, lol something is extremely odd with that picture and math equation sort of like some numbers are missing), and of course they also rode dinosaurs and had quetzalcoatlus eggs omelettes and brontosaurus burgers probably (actually many unthinking duped believers-gullibles even still today are unaware that this oft-repeated Genesis garden fable and even the later Captain Noah superhero and his love boat deluge adventure stories is significantly borrowed and adapted from much older Mesopotamian and Babylonian Creation myths and cosmology, Sumerian Creation and Flood myths, the Enuma Elish, Epic of Gilgamesh as well as other concepts adapted from the Baal Cycle, Ugaritic texts, Proto-Sinaitic, Phoenician, Aramaic, Canaanite, Akkadian, Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Hittite texts, Greek myths etc, which I briefly mention at my post “Yahweh-Jehovah Leaves Mesopotamia, Changes His Name To El and Moves To Midian To Get A Divorce and Start A New Apocalyptic Death Cult Religion With Zoroaster“).
(Pssst, he knows the eternal secrets and has the holy ghost knowledge powers of the universe and of all reality existence).
Exactly!…some anonymous scribe guy in the Iron Age deserts wrote some stuff and stories for his personal psychological motives agenda reasons which either didn’t happen, turned out opposite or is was just wishful thinking-dreaming pretend world fables…and you think you know better than him? and you the reader don’t believe his narratives and predictions and magic powers? Who the hell do you think you are anyway? being all disbelieving sceptical and thinking you know more about things than him when he clearly wrote the stuff down at sometime somewhere with his very own hand and ink which is irrefutably proven and a fact and so yahweh-jehovah wrote it, he was writing thousands of years before you were even born and who’s gonna know more about Adam and Eve and the magical garden talking snake and the magic apple curse and all those genealogies, magic numbers and Nephilim histories etc? You!? lol that’s absurd and ridiculous! He’s the one getting the divine secret informations from the Mesopotamians and privy to the knowledge of the Sumerians, Akkadians, Hittites, Phoenicians, Babylonians, Canaanites, Ugaritic and Aramaic writers, and Zoroastrian beliefs and myths, multi-headed human-animal hybrid winged creatures and wheels covered in eyeballs and talking donkey secrets. How dare you think you know more about the world history and desert blood magic and superpowers than the anonymous writing guy who clearly did the writing which cannot be denied because he wrote it and he’s the only guy on the entire planet who knows the secrets and nobody else which proves something or not. The only explanation then is that you the unbeliever must be under the power of Azazel, Belial, “The” Satan, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Samael, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth, the Diabolus-Devil horned and goat-footed one and the Venus-Lucifer and their armies of angels cooties powers and demonoids from the heavens and abyss and probably just a servant of the Goys if you don’t believe his written truths which he wrote and which means he knows what he’s talking about because only he wrote it whoever he was and nobody else on the planet could know the hocus pocus secrets hallelujah.
The bible “says”?, it “says?”…”says?”…what does that even mean? the bible “says” lots of things doesn’t she even know that? And how come so many wishes prayers go unanswered and unfulfilled but the guy down the street prayed for rain and that lady next door prayed for that pair of shoes to go on clearance sale and they both happened exactly as prayed? To teach you a lesson to only pray for things that are important or that you have to pray harder? Then that means it’s actually your fault it didn’t happen as you prayed for, because you should have wished prayed harder, why oh why didn’t you pray more fervently? if you had only prayed harder and more powerfully then [enter calamity/disease/problem here] would have been answered and taken care of, but you didn’t, so it’s your fault the prayer wasn’t fulfilled, how could you do that and let it happen?!!! why oh why didn’t you pray harder and better then it wouldn’t have happened?!!!
I know that perhaps some readers at this post after viewing just these few video examples of charlatanism, proven con artistry, fraudsterism, fake magic, fake babbling tongues of fire and fake miracles, personal psychological motives pretend world views and beliefs, suspension of disbelief nonsense, magical thinking mind control, fake and failed personal predictions, bad acting etc, may just use that same ol’ hash used a million times before excuse…”Oh but they’re not real Christians”, and to that I reply that I completely agree absolutely, I also agree also that they’re not “real Christians”…you know why I also agree?…it’s simple…Because “THERE ARE NO REAL CHRISTIANS”. It’s that simple, everybody just makes up their own Yeshua magic man character with the super powers and great parlor tricks, everybody just makes up their own floating skylord in their mind that is just like how they want it to be or just think it is and even pretend they talk to the magic man and that he does things for them or gives hunches and tips, everybody makes up their own narratives and meanings and pretend worlds using suspension of disbelief that makes them feel special before going to bed or at some meeting. And the real facts are that this is nothing new but has already been going on since the very start of the common era which gave rise to the numerous cults and sects which only centuries later gave birth to the new religion in only the 4th century (more or less though, because it never became one single religion for everyone because it soon again just evolved and mutated into many more different offshoot versions afterwards anyway, people making up their own narratives and meanings and pretend worlds and ideas just like at the very start, but before the 4th century when the first “different bibles” started to be invented, all those previous cults and sects that had very different beliefs and views and theologies from each other and from what the religion became including up to this very day, guess what? according to the earliest histories, written sources, commentaries and evidences written by them and about them “THEY WERE ALL CHRISTIANS” and they considered themselves as Christians, they all considered themselves as the “real Christians”. More about this at my previous post), so yes Dorothy you’re right, you’re not in Kansas anymore and you’re absolutely correct and right, they’re “not real Christians” because there actually are no “real Christians” and never has been. Instead it’s all much later concocted fake histories, fables, new invented magical thinking theologies and a mind control illusion.
Yep it’s just like the Paul and the later Yeshua character said, it’s better to never get married or relationships or have children or watch Baywatch reruns because the glorious marvelous zombiepocalypse floating to the clouds in a new spacesuit body to marry his skylord in the sky with 144,000 Jewish men virgins is going to happen any day during his lifetime so it’s best to just be a loyal obeying unthinking minion, cut off your entire kielbasa packages and then constantly obsessing about the Bronze-Iron Age desert fairy tales every hour every day until then and that’s it because anything else is just demons (at 2:06 is that not the sound of the cackling of the demons who are the minions servants of the abominable nefarious owl god probably?).
Actually according to the Dewey Decimal Classification system bibles are put in the “Religions/Mythologies” books section, which also includes other world religions, various religious philosophies, thinkers and theologies, which means it could very well be blasphemous and heretical. And without a doubt probably also saving the hottest places in hell for the library workers and librarians for wickedly denigrating and mocking the most infallible, inerrant, never wrong, divinely inspired, most perfect words and ideas and secret tips of the yahweh-jehovah that were written by someone somewhere at sometime and so thus it’s the only book needed for anything and any topic just like the book says. (How they didn’t righteously put the bibles also in the real non-fiction history, geography and science bookshelves as they rightfully should have (as well as burn and destroy all the non-bibles, comic books and movies) is just plain nefarious and could very well be reason enough to start another inquisition against the library apostates and evil-doers readers who are reading the non-bibles books, and what if an innocent child goes to the library to read one of the bibles to meditate upon the words and amazing deeds of Mahershalalhashbaz, Ezekiel, Leviticus or the 7-headed 7-eyed sheep and multi-headed creatures or to be amazed by the deserts tents soap operas and glorious plagues and concubines adventures etc and they mistakenly take and start reading one of the nearby heretical mythologies and philosophies books instead?, why, the demons could very well enter their brains then and eventually cause infernal burning torments by fire forever because of it (This has even already happened, where in 1982 a girl went to the library in Montgomery, Alabama to read various bibles so as to speak in tongues of fire in her grade 7 class and have visions in her closet, but she accidentally started reading Homer’s Odyssey, a Jehovah’s Witness bible, the Book of Mormon, commentaries on Celsus, the Platonists, Epicureans, Heraclitus, the Enuma Elish, the Epic of Gilgamesh, the Dead Sea scrolls, the Nag Hammadi library, books about the ancient dinosaurs religions and various Paleolithic cavemen cults and sects and their organizations, some televangelist books and a book about ancient Zoroastrianism beliefs that were mixed in the same section and shelves, and there were even 500 witnesses in the library who saw with their very own eyes how her head started turning around 360 degrees and she started vomiting a Cheez Whiz type hellish goo from her mouth and nostrils and cursing like a drunken sailor sounding like the roaring dragon from the abyss speaking in a strange Moabite dialect, and it was witnessed by Mildred the library manager, Karen the janitor, Billy the security guard and the other 500 witnesses saw it all happen so we know it’s true, and most of the witnesses are even still alive today!), plus the fact that libraries are open and librarians work on the sabbath, well then that is just more pure shameful unbelieving abominations, dishonoring of and an attack on the bible and it’s perfect words and author, so it actually seems demonic activity is taking place quite regularly at libraries and it’s a den of nothing but the devil’s thoughts and books looking to possess people through demonic books and take over their brains for Venus-Lucifer and Azazel).
Aaah yes, they could very well be manifestations of the demonic owl gods and the owls spirits, but what about racoons, rabbits, squirrels, bats, deer, chipmunks, other birds and animals and demonic night creatures, are they not also nefarious night creatures gods being worshiped through their statues, figurines and toys? They also live in the same nefarious night forests domain realms of the night moon where they also conspire against the blood magic, holy ghost and word names hocus pocus and are sneaking into peoples dreams and minds causing all sorts of things and night creatures demons magic torment in weird dreams.
How to make an image of the “Owl God” so as to send night moon forest creatures owl demons torments dreams into people’s brains and dreams for the Lord Owl Moon festivities?
Looks like the kids at 1:04 are having a great time witnessing the holy ghost powers desert magic going on and can’t wait to get in on the heavenly sent ghost powers praying necromancy festivities magic action hallelujah.
Ohhh, so basically nobody should believe in something that they don’t “know”…hmmm?, but that’s what I’ve been saying all along and why I sometimes instead mention the ancient civilizations, plate tectonics/continental drift, lightyears, ice ages, penguins, kangaroos and dinosaurs which we do know, because just believing in a purple unicorn turtle that lives and rules in the andromeda galaxy as being real doesn’t mean it is real just because I believe it, you don’t make things real by just believing in them that’s the universal law 101.
The Rodney Howard-Browne Holy Ghost Floating Tongue Flames Yahweh-Jehovah Fire Magic Powers show which astonished the world with amazement.
So basically as usual you just make up your own pretend world realities, your own magical powers and teleporting adventures, make up your own imaginary conversations and horse rides, make some hocus pocus imaginary ghost or skylord or other beings be and do and say whatever you want them to be, do and say, lie and make other stuff up and throw in some body parts and angels or whatever, and the undoubting dupes will believe it’s all real and the real yahweh-jehovah secrets and shenanigans because that’s proof and how heaven operates supposedly because someone said so.
Aww Geeez, not another church pointlessly named “Bethel” already, just the same pretend world jimble jamble as the previous video, just make whatever shit up and then just pretend it’s real basically.
Before watching this the viewer should be reminded that the “Satan” character people think they know about today, is not actually real or a real person or thing (he’s a literary device that the ancient anonymous writers eventually conflated with the Angra Mainyu/Ahriman deity character from the older Zoroastrian religion, explained in my previous posts along with helpful informative proof videos, see “and-the-day-after-yahweh-jehovah-was-made“), and actually he started out as a personality trait of the desert Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon God and as his personal friend helper, then turned into an angel agent who personally works for and carries out punishments and suffering “for” God with his full support (just a title aka “The Satan” and not as a person or proper noun), then as a position of authority to be an accuser and adversary of humans as “god’s personal prosecuting attorney” (during the book of Job fable, he is in fact NOT an enemy but is instead a helper and teammates with the Yahweh-Jehovah deity character because they are in fact both on the same team, the original Hebrew in Job 1:6 makes this unequivocal where Satan is described as clearly being one of the “70 Sons of God”, aka the Divine Council), later he becomes a metaphor and symbolic representation of innate human qualities, and only much later still he is transformed into a powerful separate entity with a powerful kingdom and armies of his own angels who took his side (because the greatest minds and thinkers in history are always in the minority not the majority as the saying goes), having his own vast realms and even authority as Lord of the Earth and visible world, a new Boogieman born by way of osmosis from the Yahweh-Jehovah Boogieman, then some theological mental gymnastics thrown into the fable-mix which actually ends up making the original Y-J Boogieman seem even worse and even infinitely dumb (eventually mutated over time and usually given horns, cloven hooves feet, pointy tail, red face, knobby knees, pointy chin and ears, goatee, bad breath, pitchfork, echoing laugh and sometimes even a nefarious cape etc, and eventually even said he was a talking snake in a garden of magical fruit trees in ancient Mesopotamia but it actually isn’t because he didn’t exist yet because the talking snake was actually just a snake), but in this particular “cartoon world” video he’s presented again as just a literary device person, probably appearing as Josh Brolin, again because he would be much harder to understand if he had a mouth full of big pointy sharp teeth and deep echoing thunderous voice etc and so then the viewer wouldn’t be able to hear and understand the facts and truths that he’s telling (Btw, I always knew that desert blood magic warlock John Hagee was a lying lunatic stooge zombiepocalypse cultist and psychotic-deranged charlatan based on many very absurd things I heard him say and write over the years, but the clips at 100:52 just take the cake in uncultured clownery, as in totally unhinged in his yahwehism-jehovahism-yeshuaism pretend world “zion-planetary onethink” twilight zone dreamscape fantasies, I know he’s very popular with many American politicians and presidents and a hero to Evangelicals but…Woah! keep that cultist warlock away from Goy children, darts and sharp objects for Cripe’s Jehoshaphat’s Pete’s sake!!!)
Like I said at the beginning, it’s actually not surprising that the levels of clown world idiocy, lying, charlatanism and monomaniacal obsessed pretending has reached the retarded deranged rotten point it has (forget about Ice Ages, Continental Drift, plate tectonics, paleontology, fossils, ancient humanoids, ancient, civilizations, Cro-Magnon remains, cave paintings, archaeology, asteroids impacts, dinosaurs etc, the planet and cosmos is only about 7,000 years old and magical fruit trees and magic apple curses and talking snakes exist so deal with it), because when the real world facts, histories and realities is factored in along with the numerous so-called “script-tures” contradictions, errors, failed predictions and myths then they have no other choice but to go into concocting and inventing overdrive warp speed to feed the lies further to try to keep the deceptions program going one way or another…”the fairy tales must be saved and so we will even make up other fairy tales and even other fake-magical feats parlor tricks and we will dream new dreamy dreamscapes alternate realities and invent new gematria magic numbers hocus pocus mathematics to save the earlier original fake failed fairy tales so that our deceptions and misinformations agendas will be saved, praise the word names! hallelujah!”). It’s basically approved mind control and spreading delusional insanity as being perfect normality.
Here in the beginning even Matthew McConaughey explains just how easily he used to dupe the gullibles as a travelling scamvangelist before he moved to Hollywood.
The entire biblical fairy tales narratives and fake history/theological claims starting right from the book of genesis is completely refuted and debunked by just this meme, aka “If it’s so real and a matter of unequivocal evidence fact then how come the only way to know anything about the claims is only through faith/wishful pretending in the words (usually wrong information, contradictory information, repetitive self-fetishizing monologues, lies, delusions and personal theological metaphysics words, and truthfully from even my own experience…it’s actually not “believe” this and that but mostly instead just “make-believe” this and that, aka “pretend”) that some secretive anonymous guy somewhere imagined and wrote up?” …unless it’s just all one big mind control fake metahistory conspiracy and the fossils and rock layers evidences are all fake and were planted by ancient mesopotamian wizards, various ancient spellcasting shamans, venus-lucifer acolytes and even by zoroaster himself (Memes are a great informational tool especially in the 21st century because many people simply don’t want to read or examine or know what their very own supposed “script-tures” texts actually state and claim and so a meme can get straight to the point of refuting the bullshitism in an amusing and easily understandable way without having to type paragraphs or pages of text, for example just this one meme alone easily debunks the entire biblical creation week fantasy, its order of appearance of cosmic and natural objects, processes and things, the true age, shape and size of the planet, galaxy and universe, including the real reality facts of stars, moons, orbits, galaxies, the actual center of the universe, lightyears, atmosphere, continental drift, actual existence of the continents and mountains formations, the various different humanoids populations living on those continents and their ancient separate histories and civilizations and societies which the biblical god had no clue about which proves its unknowing, dumb and retarded, ice ages, lightning, thunder, earth’s axis tilting cycles and weather patterns behind the real reasons for snow, rain and hail (not the bible god’s tipping rain jars and opening doors of his snow and hail storehouses which is absurd and dumb again), gravity, magnetism, light refraction etc etc etc, and so naturally likewise it debunks dinosaurs on a magical boat during a fictional planetary deluge flood (including penguins and kangaroos walking down the mountain then trekking through the deserts and all the way to china and india on their way to antarctica and australia), it simultaneously also debunks the claimed genealogies from a mud pie man and rib-woman including the one claimed by an ancient anonymous author for his rabbi yeshua magic man superhero character which then obviously debunks him existing right from the start of his fable myth if his written first ancestor is fake unreal (which would mean the rabbi yeshua sorcerer character’s other beliefs in a boat captain noah, jonah burped on the beach after 3 days in a fish, abraham, moses, elijah, daniel etc are also fraudulent beliefs), it debunks a talking snake and talking donkey, it also obviously especially debunks the superduper all-knowing most wise omni-everything claims for the desert yahweh-jehovah biblical god of the writing author because it didn’t know about any of these things or about the dinosaurs or even about a talking snake either which duped him and all his plans to enslave humans with mind control while he was walking around a garden admiring all the really great perfect trees he made before the sun and moon and stars existed etc etc etc, throughout the vast majority of the book it basically didn’t even know about anyone or any peoples or anything going on or existing beyond a 200km radius from his temple cottage residence (to put that into perspective the vikings travelled all the way to the black sea and caspian sea and reaching south to constantinople and even baghdad iraq as well as to france, southern spain, british isles, iceland, greenland and then north america over 1,000 years ago, before them in the 6th-7th century the croatian tribes travelled south from the north and areas in and around the carpathians (aka harvaða fjöllum in the epic sagas) to ancient dalmatia, pannonia, illyricum and defeated and expelled the nomadic avars warriors and settled establishing a kingdom and present there to this day, and even 600 years before the vikings the vandals travelled from areas of modern day poland across europe and even conquered rome (including sardinia, corsica, sicily, malta) and then into spain and then even conquering carthage and north africa establishing a kingdom that included tunisia, libya, morocco, algeria and egypt, and before them the goths are mentioned living in and around the eastern carpathians in what is now ukraine, moldova, and romania to the black sea and in crimea, travelled to anatolia (turkey) and later occupied italy, and what is now croatia, (ancient dalmatia pannonia, illyricum), slovenia, hungary, switzerland, austria, into france and then occupying all of spain and establishing kingdoms as they went, centuries before them the celts (kelts/gauls) travelled from central europe in and around the carpathians settling into anatolia (turkey), invading lands along the danube river, then switzerland, austria, italy including sacking rome, then france and spain until eventually permanently settling just the british Isles, I could go on and on with examples…the franks, lombards, thracians, getae, dacians, huns, and even much more in ancient india, china, japan and many others from the histories of the planet…but weirdly the yahweh-jehovah is recorded in the bible as even losing important battles against just the puny very local pagan tribes and their gods (e.g. – one of these is in the book of judges 1:19 where his mighty omnipotent awesome omniscient omni-powers helped defeat and drive out the peoples living in the hills but he couldn’t drive out the people in the plains “because…they had chariots made of iron”??? pfff that’s just pathetic being defeated by simple iron chariots and you can only defeat wooden chariots but even then still usually losing against wooden chariots anyway, what the heck kind of godling and amazing superduper amazing omni-powers is that?)…and especially later being totally conquered by the surrounding larger empires in the levant and then eventually by the greeks and then romans, so actually not all that powerful or omni-anything floating warrior skywizard just a lot of talk and pretending and mental gymnastics excuses), yep all the mythological fantasy claims one after the other dropping by the simple powers of reality just like falling dominoes, see also new fossils found for more recent cool neato fossils news updates further proving that the bible’s yahweh-jehovah phantasm deity character is 100% man made imaginary pretend world fiction).
Proof that Christianity is 100% irrefutably true and 100% real (just only to the personal psychological motives wishful magical thinking gullible brainwashed in a pretend world unable to escape their implanted biblical twilight zone dreamscapes fairy tales vortex cognitive dissonance suspension of disbelief mindprison bubble and their psychosis delusions from the implanted planetary torah-mind onethink-unthink mind-parasites and mind-virus).
The retardation spirit powers and the bible god’s very own chosen clowns and patients.
When you finally and unequivocally realize the bible is full of errors, contradictions, plagiarism, borrowed, adapted and reworked material, concepts and ideas from other older so-called pagan texts, myths and stories, contains failed predictions and gets science wrong, includes wrong natural history, wrong medical cures, wrong cosmology and wrong just general known history facts, suspension of disbelief, fables and fairy tales, lies, mistranslations and out of context quotes claims, interpolations, post hoc rationalizations mental gymnastics, magic numbers, oil magic, water magic, mud magic, weather magic, blood magic, magical goat breeding, skeletons bones magic, shadow magic, zombies magic, trumpets magic, sticks into snakes magic, magical trees and magic fruit, magical fruit cooties-phantasm powers, a 6,000 year old universe, unstoppable sons of god glowing white angels in heaven with human penises (and that’s the gospel truth!), nephilim giants offspring, giant grapes, fiery flying serpents, raining stones, claiming that demons and ghosts are behind everything and that only thinking like them and hoping and wishing (praying) for a doomsday is the only answer to defeating the talking snake and magic apple curse so they can then get new shining robes and sandals to float to the clouds and become slave-brides to a skywizard character in the clouds along with other floating freshly risen zombies (btw a doomsday and floating to the clouds slave-brides adventure that was already guaranteed to have happened about 1,950 years ago by the paul dreamer-writer character guy but it didn’t happen…again, which is why he had to be mutated to essentially become a piece of fruit basically), outer space multi-headed dragons, heavenly elders and multi-faced creatures, multi-headed sea monsters, floating wheels full of eyeballs, plethora of primitive cretinous humanoids who don’t even behave like real humans, lies, scapegoat goat goatism beliefs, fashion, grooming and recipes laws, a primitive unknowing easily duped bronze age morals and warfare tactics deity addicted to burning animal carcasses and blood (who also admittedly creates evil and sends lying spirits and delusions into people and admits that it’s name is jealous because it’s jealous of other gods), talking animals, magical curses, primitive ancient superstitions, phantasms and battling boogiemen who are many times allies or are just the same yahweh-jehovah boogieman all along anyway but it’s just using different names and identities (a new on the desert scene boogieman deity that soon commands and supports genocides, scorched-earth warfare, murders, infanticides, rapes and sex crimes, sex trafficking, slavery, cannibalism including the worst kind…”family cannibalism and human sacrifices), promotes unquestioning hyperfanatical loyal unthinking slave-mind mind control subservience minionism…or else, anonymous authors texts and mistakes and failed predictions-prophecies, lies, ridiculous hocus pocus suspension of disbelief pretend worlds, torturously boring, inane and absurd kitsch comedy plots and monologues, fictional magical superheroes and characters and their many fictional plots, adventures and events.
The thing about bullshitism, especially the various new age yahwehism-jehovahism crypto-mystical spiritualism delusions and christ-cult voodooism magus-wizardry charlatanism bullshitism floating around these days, is that dupes and gullibles fall for it without even a second thought or even any scepticism doubt about anything the lying fraudster or flimflammer guru is pretending, saying or claiming, it’s all “gospel truth” including even and especially the made up bullshitism parts.

The following is adapted from the Google Books “about author” page and a more accurate bio…Sid Roth has a passion for dupes and gullible people who will believe anything and flock to experience the power of his pretend world twilight zone brand of Yahwehism-Jehovahism kabbalistic mysticism and new age cultic skylord spiritualism propaganda for the purpose of having intimacy with it and follow his earthly magician acolytes and apostle-witches minions (or more precisely, to mindtrap unaware oblivious gullible people into the concocted twilight zone vortex of the Zoroastrian-inspired Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon/Venus-Lucifer boogiemen dichotomy cults and the preceding original first El-Canaanite mind-parasites matrix worldview first started and spread by renegade travelling ancient Chaldean magus warlocks and wizards from ancient Ur of the Chaldees and other local secretive subversive co-conspiring mutinous priests from outlawed Mesopotamian desert cave-covens mysticism schools sprinkled throughout the Levant (who over time also wrote in “the/a satan”, azazel, belial, samael, astaroth, asmodeus, behemoth, leviathan, beelzebub and the diabolus-devil characters into the Yahweh-Jehovah Cacodemon matrix codes to act as deceptive underlings sleeper cells with magic powers mutations but who really still are the Yahweh-Jehovah anyway just under different aliases names so as to trick the duped sheep humanoids slave-brides to accept the mind-parasites/mind-virus downloaded from the clouds into their new infected sheep-brains who will then become as culled sheep by the celestial outer space yeshua shepherd skylord character (because that’s what shepherds are for and their only reason to exist in the first place remember, so as to prevent his sheep from escaping or running away and to cull them until their final inevitable doom on slaughtering day, not to liberate them all and attain everlasting freedom joy in the pastures eternally, so that only the best fattened blemish-free sheep will be worthy to be sacrificed and burned at the zion temple for their aromatic carcasses smoke which will pleasingly fill the nostrils of yahweh-jehovah bringing him joy just like in the good ol’ time religion bible times) before the great wedding feast slaughter at the zion temple), with their primary aim and ultimate goal being the takeover of every mind-soul and the complete subjugation of every personality-identity and nation and country and continent and every carbon-based sentient being in existence (except the dinosaurs who already had their chance for 100s of millions of years) and even attempting to steal actual verified real history itself and attach it to the tentacled mind-virus of their planetary onethink mindprison paradise and zombiepocalypse immortalism-zombification illusion hopes and wishes, before teleporting backwards in time to 1,950 years ago to float with the paul to the clouds to meet the 144,000 Jewish men virgins in new shiny glowing bathrobes and sandals and then marry the 7-eyed 7-horned rabbi yeshua skylord with the burning red fiery eyeballs and sword in his mouth (who’s also the long-awaited Jewish Messiah and King of the Jews as any rabbi, Jewish person and living in Israel will tell you btw, and they sure can’t wait to teleport back to 1,950 years ago to cannibalize eat his body and drink his blood and defeat the Romans and Greeks and Babylonians and rule the world just as Y-J predicted that’s for sure)…at the zion temple and become his virgin sheep slave-brides forever and choir-singing with all of them being attached to the one giant permanent torah-mind onethink brains mind-virus existence matrix for eternity (the planetary torah-mind onethink giant brain tentacles will then be downloaded from the clouds into all the risen zombies, virgin sheep-slave brides and any humanoids leftover and not already squished in the giant zion winepress with all their blood reaching 6 feet high for 200 miles around Jerusalem and zapped with eternal sulfur fire and burning and melting skin and eyeballs in an eternal loop, after all their chariots, horses and swords are defeated also of course), however the lucky ones who did not get brainwashed fooled and mindlessly accept the number of the planetary torah-mind onethink mind-parasites matrix codes from the clouds into their brains and new “unthink-onethink” personality, for them their most ancient ancestor’s psychopomps and the spirit guides of their forebearers since before space-time immemorial will arrive to safely guide them to escape the yahweh-jehovah’s and rabbi yeshua skylord’s blood-filled fiery melting torments gorefest paradise to instead escape to the peaceful eternal bliss in the afterlife full of real gardens where no animals talk or cancer, carnival freaks or magical evil fruit trees exist either, instead rivers of flowing honeyed wine, all the fast food places are open 24 hrs a day with free delivery, all amusement parks are free admission, free 1000G wi-fi and trees bearing yummy pastries (because they did not get duped and brainwashed by the yahweh-jehovah cacodemon and his venus-lucifers lackeys and gurus underlings to accept their new sheep-brains zombification mindprison existence as their wishful truth)…and then finally as the superduper great palm fronds waving and new washed in blood white shiny bathrobes finale to the planetary performance circus show…defeating the talking snake, the 7-headed outer space dragon and the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Venus-Lucifer that was hiding in Babylon, Midian, Moab, Edom and in clothes and behind bushes since the beginning of time and all space-time and then all the angels and risen spacesuit body robed sheep-brains onethink mind-virus zombies and heavenly living creatures full of eyeballs and the elders will all rejoice as a giant choir floating on gold and jewelled roads to the zion temple worshipping festivities as the gullible sheep and questions-asking sceptical goys and their archaeologists, historians and scientists in the real world are tormented eternally in the sulfur burning fires with their skin, bodies and eyeballs melting in an eternal loop for the lord who will be enjoying the festivities just as planned all along hallelujah). He has spent 35 years as a pioneer in Jewish evangelism, “planting” Messianic Jewish congregations to further the aims of his quasi- “torah-mind planetary onethink” theology brainwashing mind-parasites program and “investigating” the preposterous supernatural abrahamic-voodooism claims and rubbish that have no verifiable evidences or proof whatsoever. His television entertainment program, “It’s Supernatural”, spends time talking jimble-jamble about fantasy dreamscapes and deceptively misinforms viewers and the general public pertaining to predictions and claimed miracles parlor tricks nonsense as actually taking place in the real world and is viewed internationally by ancient desert fables and myths addicts. He is a well-known servant of the Yahweh-Jehovah-Satan and the simultaneous Satan-Jehovah-Yahweh (as well as the satan-yahweh-jehovah AND jehovah-yahweh-satan including his minion venus-lucifer characters [and probably most importantly the yahweh-satan-jehovah and jehovah-satan-yahweh], or just simply aka “The Trickster” because he’s been a contradictory dual-personality deceiving trickster godling since the time he was invented). He is now pioneering the next move of his new age brainwashing Yahwehism-Jehovahism agenda called; One New Man. Sid Roth has absolutely no plans (or any of his gifted deluded spirit warriors grifter guests and fabulist shills either) to heal or even help cancer kids, burn victims, carnival freaks, the blind, crippled, lepers or any starving people wherever they may be found on earth, or raise Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, Billy Graham or Jim Morrison back from the dead either, although he could if he wanted to.
When you use, or claim to use anyway, small cherry-picked excerpts of bible fairy tales stories or text (and usually used completely out of context or twist meanings for their own personal psychological motives agenda), to fool the dupes and gullible by making them believe that your yahweh-jehovah/skylord or holy ghost or whatever has given you the magical hocus pocus words powers to…..miraculously get rid of mildew without having to rub or scrub or anything, and so thus proving that his god is the most powerful smartest omni-everything and made him his very own personal apostle-witch and lying fraudster guru to spread his clown world verbal diarrhea fables to astonish the amazed people. The point being that with so many scamvangelists claiming they can use their skylord magic powers to control the weather, hurricanes and tornadoes, necromantically raising zombies back from the dead, curing cancer kids and sick kids and itchy rashes, indigestion and sore elbows all over the place, teleporting to heaven back and forth repeatedly and chatting with their skylords to get even more personal secrets given, but now also being able to banish mildew from rooms, then that incredibly means we will never have to buy cans of Lysol anymore and so we are even more blessed and have even more magical powers than we even thought we had or could have imagined compared to before we knew and had the knowledge that we could miraculously banish mildew also! (Which would explain why even all of Israel has been mildew-free for centuries because the mildew has been banished to this very day! Hallelujah!)
The body-parts warehouse and volcano lava rides REALLY must exist! The apostolic apostle-witches are right because they wouldn’t lie for their imaginary fictional pestiferous malignant demiurge cosmocrat desert master and make things up…would they?
If you watched the popular Evangelical Pastor Greg Locke segment in the above video then it’s apparent he just wants to be another 17th century “Witchfinder General” Matthew Hopkins of the 21st century, the guy who was especially known for groundless fraudulent accusations and executions of women and men but mainly especially feeble old cat ladies and elderly women for being witches with supposed demons-pets (and where did he get that command from? why from the yeshua-yahweh-jehovah-holy-ghost written OT book of Exodus of course, and who decided who or what a witch even is anyway?, why it all depends on who you asked and what they personally thought a witch was, for him it was basically if they had a pet or herb garden and had the invisible witch’s mark which could be just about anything, many times just having a beauty mark or mole was more than enough physical proof of being in league with the Venus-Lucifer-Diabolus and their angels causing spoiled milk and stillbirths), but besides that Greg Locke is also known for a bunch of other absurd unhinged statements and nonsensical claims (although he’s just one of many of these fixated delusional clowns types)…having ceremonial cultic book-burnings of non-bibles books, believing owl statues and other statues are demonic or represent owl-gods, believing the moon landings are all a hoax, believing epilepsy, autism and stuttering is demon possession and other mental-stoogery beliefs, it’s even more bizarre in his case though, because here he’s actually claiming that the witches …ARE IN HIS OWN CHURCH!, yep he’s not witch-hunting the countryside and all the local Arby’s, 7-11’s, KFC’s, alleyways and stairwells but instead is now obsessed with supposed witches casting spells and magic right in his own church!, and on top of that even claiming demons told him so and even told him who they were so what more proof does anyone need? (so even demons in his mind are telling him secrets and he believes them? It seems much more like he’s a voodooist with his magical water and oil spellcraft talk, and I even personally think it’s just a diversion smokescreen to the duped gullibles from all his failed predictions and inability to heal anybody from anything, which btw giving false and wrong predictions is also a commanded death penalty but he thinks that part is just a metaphor or allegory…of course, he is so retarded living in a fantasy world the guy literally thinks owl statues (and even other statues or art) have magic powers emanating from an owl god what more do I need to say?). That’s just plain mega-superstitious paranoic whacko mental but really not surprising, the local werewolves, leprechauns, mermaids, forest fairies, Jack Frost and even Azazel hiding in his secret hidden Smokey Mountains cabin lair will probably be next.
A child undergoing many months of cancer treatment at a hospital because scamvangelists and television blood magic sorcery gurus and pretend world wizard charlatans refuse to help them with their promised and claimed miracle-healing magical ghost powers which are even personally guaranteed by their skylord (but why would they refuse to use their given magic powers anyway? and why do so many duped people send the various apostle-witch fraudsters so many shekels-seeds if they don’t perform what they’re supposed to be guaranteed to be able to do in the first place and even told to do so by their slave-master skylord husband? There were even disturbing cases where donated funds for their occasional “monthly happy time” with Felix the Cat cartoons, popcorn and cake were instead fiendishly redirected and essentially stolen, with the reason being they were instead more needed for the temple coffers of the mighty and amazing yahweh-jehovah and his glowing floating singing angels army (at one hospital location they were only given a pathetic puny handful of stale Fruity Pebbles cereal and forced to watch John Hagee, Joyce Meyer, Kat Kerr & Billy Graham reruns, just terrible. As one popular apostle-witch minion representative was quoted as saying…”It’s not important to fund research and cures for this life which is just an earthly life, and we are taught not to love or care for this earthly life, because we instead need to fully commit ourselves and all our resources and efforts to just only spreading the glorious perfect words and stories of our really, really great amazing omni this and that most powerful and omni-smartest yahweh-jehovah god and do just only what he wants by opening as many bible colleges and funding all our televangelist sheep-brothers because that’s the only reason why we were all put on this earth 6,000 years ago in the first place, his son the rabbi yeshua magician phantasm even said that we should hate our lives, yahweh-jehovah god is our mighty warrior king sky-tyrant master and his son is our husband king in the clouds and we need to only praise and make him happy by loving just him with all our heart, mind and strength as he commanded before everything and everyone else just like he commanded or else, because he said or someone somewhere said anyway that we’re all born as filthy evil creatures since the day we were born deserving death and hell, but he will give us the promise of teleporting 2,000 years backwards in time and space to meet “the paul” writing guru and then we all together get a brand new glowing spacesuit body immortality to float to the clouds as his new slave-brides and sing forever and ever, that’s why we should obediently only fund his bible colleges and the televangelists-brothers and their bible colleges because that’s our god’s will which he wrote in the stories in his published book which he personally wrote and published. That’s why we obey the words of our skywizard as written in Matthew 10:34-36…”And Lo, Verily you must open bible colleges, to find the hidden secret codes and messages and meanings that I have hidden from people so that they didst not understand, and thus my loyal minions shall also learn to avoid the parts that I don’t want them to preach, mention or read or question on television or the Youtube regions beyond Samaria and Galilee, and thus verily thy cherry-picking mental gymnastics excuses and invented personal psychological motives agendas metaphysics ideas that thou makest shall be the new hocus pocus gaslighting truths and mind control psyop stories to fool the sheep to believeth the written words that only thou shall speaketh unto them who will then be my slave-brides and I shall be their tax-free bridegroom for some reason as the faith-shekel seeds verily appear from the east unto to the west and many fishsticks and unleavened bread shall be harvested also such as not seen since the days of Noah, Jonah and Methuselah, Verily”…why if we were to throw our temple coffers seeds which belongs to him anyway on just earthly cancer kids and research and finding cures for diseases for this earthly life existence then how would our bible colleges and televangelists sheep-brothers survive? During such a persecution on our beliefs and our faith then who would take care of our bible colleges and televangelist sheep-brothers and their bible colleges then? Why without our bible colleges and our televangelists sheep-brother’s bible colleges then we would never be able to understand our bibles and know what the bible really wants because then we wouldn’t be able to find the secret hidden codes and messages hidden within other messages which god has hidden from us since the beginning of the world and so then we wouldn’t be able to invent new meanings and new histories and new abstract concepts bullshitism and magic numbers math and new personal psychological motives agendas and pretend worlds to give us our guaranteed new spacesuit body immortality floating to the clouds with the paul which is what the meaning of life is all about in the first place and the only reason for our existence even existing hallelujah. And besides if we were to force cancer kids to have to live an earthly life existence then we would just be doing the will of the venus-lucifer devil and helping him and his angels because they will grow up to be taught to read about science, archaeology, history, dinosaurs, ancient civilizations, music, art, recipes and other books and magazines and even sing non-choir/worship music which means it would be better if we had instead tied a millstone around our neck and jumped into the wavepool just like our hiding secretive riddles-speaking rabbi yeshua magician guru guy skylord himself said hallelujah praise the word names glory”). Why do the many pew potatoes and scamvangelist watching couch dupes prefer to see the children suffering and die, even dying with stale crumbly pieces of Fruity Pebbles falling from their hand to the floor and it being the last thing they hold in the world until their very last breath, and not even attempt to use their guaranteed magical ghost-healing powers which they’re even actually told to do by their skylord character in their very own book anyway (as well as being able to move mountains and drop them into the sea, handle poisonous snakes and even drink poisons and not be harmed), just only because they think it means for them instead a fictional hoped for floating torah-zombie slave immortality in zion for themselves?, why are scamvangelist’s constantly trying to steal and divert shekels seed-faith donations from medicines and research and facilities to help finding cures for cancer to instead fill their own temples-coffers? (unless the Captain Kat Kerr apostle-witch in the above video is right that their yahweh-jehovah only has a body-parts warehouse and does only stopping tornadoes, floods, earthquakes and hurricanes once in a blue moon sometimes or not, making sure his servant Trump’s campaign and legal costs and golf membership fees are covered, and sore elbows and ankles but he doesn’t do sick kids and cancer kids because that’s not his department he’s strictly body-parts and sore elbows), that’s absolutely selfish, disgusting and even diabolically morbid and surely only saving them a dungeon room in the hottest places in hell.
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Definition of Irony is a pastor asking for your money to solve church problems, and simultaneously advising you to pray to solve yours. what a great scam. In this particular case it’s just simply known as “Andyology”…

…”and all those other diseases too, why are you giving all those diseases, illnesses and abnormalities to yourself hallelujah?” But this lying bullshitter duping apostolic-witch retard scamvangelist, as seen in one of the videos, strangely claims that by performing an incantation spell and sprinkling dead bird’s blood while reading an excerpt from the Book of Leviticus of all places, was able to miraculously defeat the house mold demons-spirits cooties that had invaded his house like some sort of “Bird Blood Wizard”, (he was with proud reptilian fraudster enthusiasm actually explaining to his gullible viewers how amazed he was afterwards that his yahweh-jehovah supernaturally got rid of his house mold curse especially for him, and maybe even to other people too if they support his shows with shekels faith-seeds), so what does that say about his ancient deserts skydaddy god’s magic powers shows priorities, omniness and modus operandi? Obviously his phantasmic skydaddy is idiotic and omnitard and really not omnipotent or omniscient or omni anything else (It’s sort of like the desert puff of smoke above a tent genie is saying “Oh hey, I can’t really do anything about blindness, deafness, physical abnormalities, cancer kids, carnival freaks, being born without a brain or arms, diabetes, tuberculosis, cerebral palsy, multiple sclerosis, muscular dystrophy etc etc etc, you’ll just have to cope and hope (pray) and live with it or just rely on your hospital witchcraft wizard’s nefarious medical-magic, oh but hey if you have house mold and scrub real hard and then replace all the moldy stones with fresh new stones the mold will be defeated and lastly sprinkle some dead bird’s blood around and then the bird blood spell is accomplished and then you can sacrifice more animals to me for your shaking in your sandals and bathrobes full of awe and terror thankfulness for my magic powers, and as a special bonus I’ll soon give you some nifty ethnic cleansing and genocidal scorched-earth warfare tactics directives so you’ll get to crush the skulls of and stab and burn towns after towns full of men, women, children and babies and all their animals too but also rape their virgins but also burn a bunch of them for me, no need to thank me it’s what I do because I’m “The Trickster” after all and the mightiest of them all for whom nothing is impossible and even the mold-spirits are defeated I tell you”). He also claims that he personally knows 30 to 40 people who have been raised from the dead, and that he raised his own son from the dead, his ex-wife, however (ooouuu, that’s a big no-no adultery sin there zombie corpse shekels-andy, the yeshua skywizard phantasm hiding behind the moon battling the 7-headed outer space dragon has been intentionally disobeyed and is angry now, prepare to go to hell so you better stock up on suntan lotion), she stated that their son was instead revived at a hospital following an overdose (after the efforts of doctors for hours btw, but they probably had nothing whatsoever to do with reviving him of course because only Andyology made him a freshly risen zombie for whatever pointless reason) and she also reported that she was a victim of spousal abuse and then silenced by “the ministry”…yep real miraculous magic powers and a really holy hocus pocus guru that zombie corpse-shekels-andy guy…if you live in an absurd dreamscape pretend world and believe anything that is.
ancient desert yahweh jehovah deception
Brainwashing 101: Just keep drilling it into their minds to repeat and sing repetitiously various words, phrases, slogans, sentences and/or propaganda mantras without telling the flocks what it really means or even why they should do it… onethink-unthink believe anything slave-mind mind control subservience minionism as easy as pie.
“The tongue is a boneless creature that is more deadly than a rattlesnake and lurking behind the enamel fence of your teeth”…”Women are only meant to be mothers and bear children”…”All hurricanes are acts of god because god controls the heavens, earthquakes are warnings from god”…”the Harry Potter series is the thing that convinces me the Antichrist is not far off”…”Covid will usher in the Antichrist, it will take the Antichrist only 30 days to come to power”…”The Queen of Sheba are the Western Powers”…”The COVID vaccine is the Mark of the Beast”…”Are you ready for the rapture?”…”The Devil goes to church every Sunday”…”the Kings of the East China will invade Israel from the Euphrates at armageddon with Japan and North Korea”…”our god is Jehovah”…”Put on the armor of god”…”Reading books causes demon possession”…”You need to get my book The Three Heavens: Angels, Demons and What Lies Ahead for every member of your family + shipping and handling”…”Jerusalem is the City of Peace, Jerusalem is the only city that holds my heart”…”the Red Dragon is real and our enemy”…”Harry Potter books will cause you to eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters, sons and daughters will eat one another’s flesh, parents will eat their children, and children will eat their parents, Harry Potter will make you happy to seize people’s infants and dash their skulls against the rocks, THESE ARE THE TRUE SECRET DIABOLICAL NEW WORLD ORDER DIRECTIVES OF THE FIENDISH HARRY POTTERISM CULTS!“…”Environmentalism is Communism, Anti-pollution movements is Socialism from the very Prince of Hell”…”We don’t need to expand health care coverage or find cures for cancer and diseases, airplanes will soon fall from the sky as pilots who are believers are safely called home at the rapture”…”Who are the kings of the east? We know them from the colors of their flags, and by the three frogs, the three demonic spirits”…”Hospitals, Greenpeace and the WWF are run by Satanists working for Satan”… “Victory can and will be yours IF you understand the keys to spiritual warfare and becoming indestructible, get your copy today + shipping and handling”…”I bring under the authority of Jesus Christ every sickness and every disease, especially the COVID thing and heal the righteous who dare to ask for it”…”It is spiritual warfare”…the only vaccine needed is Yeshua”…”It’s demonic possession at church”…”You were born an evil filthy creature and you’re going straight to hell with a nonstop ticket unless”…”Get your copy today of Angels & Demons: New Interactive Companion Study Guide to The Three Heavens”…”Coronavirus is bringing in the new world order”…”The most important thing to our community is not the environment but evangelism”…”the Devil enjoys going to church”…”the Antichrist is the head of the European Union”…”Our god is still Jehovah”…”Receive your copy of Your Greatest Decision and the 7 Decisions that Determine Your Destiny booklet from Pastor John Hagee and this exclusive teaching with your gift of $175 or more in support of Hagee Ministries”…”unless you drink and bathe in the blood”…”Movies cause demon possession”…”Get your 3-Disc Set Audio Book CD Christian Bible today”…”It’s written in the book of Deuteronomy”…”10% of your income must go to the Lord and his church”…”just as brother Jim Bakker said”…”Noah’s ark was real, the talking serpent was real, Earth being 6,000 years old is real and if you don’t believe it you are a fool living in a fantasy world”…”And last week I informed the President and Congress that I think”…”it’s the beast with lamblike horns that speaks as a dragon”…”and the 2,000 pigs then jumped into the lake”…”Get your newly revised copy of”…”Reading books is inviting an invasion of demons”…”If you’re not with us then you’re against us”…”and the donkey said to Balaam”…”Funeral homes from every region will soon report that those who were dead have resurrected and suddenly disappeared”…”You don’t know what you’re talking about”…”He was in the belly of the fish for 3 days and 3 nights”…”I am taking a flight to outer space where Jesus is at the rapture”…”The first question god asked Adam was, “Where are you?”…”our god is still Jehovah”…”even the Devil enjoys going to church”…”Now you can download Audiobooks narrated by John Hagee to your device”…”Mark Blitz and I have found a new way to read the scripture to unlock the secret hidden codes, having the new secret decoder ring to understand what god is hiding, get your copy for every member of your family and for all your friends today.”

– Founding Pastor Apostle-Witch televangelist and apostolic-witch retard guru of San Antonio, Texas Cornerstone Church, CEO & president of John Hagee Ministries & author of his bestseller book Four Blood Moons + shipping and handling.
“Hey you in the back! What are you looking at? Are you disobediently thinking again about things we didn’t tell you to think about? Are you thinking and asking questions in your mind about things and being skeptical about things and pretend world stories and claims we tell you? Are you trying to tell us that you think you know more about the real world reality existence and real world history and the magic apple curse universe than our anonymous lying desert scribblers from thousands of years ago who wrote their contradictions, failed predictions, suspension of disbelief fantasies, hocus pocus fables and ancient televised magic shows which astonished all the audiences around the world in the first place which god wrote? You dare mock our god in his very own house? the very house which he made for us with his own hands and mighty power? You then deserve the same fate that the wicked and disobedient carnival freaks received for their questions-asking iniquities and vileness thinking and reading things abominations devilry that we did not tell them to read or think about, which is why they too were cursed and became carnival freaks for their doubting and unrighteous reading and questions-asking heresies ways, so you also are likewise the soon to be carnival freak of perdition cursed by your own skeptical nefariousness, how dare you think you know more about reality and real world history than our ancient iron age deserts writing superheroes and question and then doubt their writings which god personally wrote which astonished the midianites and edomites and moabites and amorites and jebusites and the entire world which he wrote! You better not be thinking about how you can’t wait to take that suit and tie off and make it home in time to pack for the beach and pubs and making plans for skiing trips with the skiing demons. You better not be reading archaeology, science, history and other books of the devil and of venus-lucifer-satan-azazel, belial, diabolus, beelzebub, samael, astaroth, asmodeus, behemoth and leviathan (and probably the nephilim giants too because they were offspring of unstoppable heavenly sons of god angels with human penises that also doubted and they also read archaeology, science and history books that nobody told them to read too which is why you will also be punished to become a carnival freak just as they were rightfully punished) that we didn’t tell you to read and you sure as heck better not be thinking and questioning our claims and being skeptical doubting things we say bub!…or else the eternal burning and melting eyeballs and intestines for you courtesy of our magnificent floating beloved magical skywizard phantasm bridegroom whom we will marry to become his virgin slave-brides and burn carcasses at his temple with him and so no glorious trumpets, shining floating spacesuit body and fresh new robe and sandals and teleporting backwards in time to 1,950 years ago to float with the paul and risen zombies just as they floated in jerusalem to the clouds just as the paul predicted and no joyous choir-singing and oil lamps for you either, because you’ll instead be eternally burning bacon torments for disobediently thinking and reading and not falling under our unthink-onethink suspension of disbelief pretend world mindtrap mind control spell buhuhuhahaha hallelujah!”
Yeeeeesss that’s right, just step right up my flock to receive the free gift of the mighty and amazing Yahweh-Jehovah, let the mind-virus and its cooties-powers enter into you and obediently allow the mind-parasites tentacles to attach to your brain to become your very own new brain and unthink-onethink one and only perfect proper-think slave personality existence and obediently follow the directives of his very chosen priestly-acolyte pastor who speaks for him thus guaranteeing you an immortal new spacesuit body to float to the clouds with “the paul” after teleporting backwards in time to 1,900 years ago my dear brethren, oh how we will sing and rejoice being the new slave-brides of our skylord and with glee watch as the filthy goy creatures masturbators, cancer kids, carnival freaks, questions-askers and unbelievers are burning and melting and then melting and burning in sulfur for his glory! Yeeeesss my sheep just accept the free gift of Yahweh-Jehovah our master and you will have to think no more or ask any questions ever again and you will instead know the perfect-think secrets and ways and its given phantasm cooties-powers all completely free, yeeeesss the time is now so right this way my fresh new flock and proper planetary unthink-onethink obedient underlings brethren…buhuhuhaha!…I mean hallelujah!
Eat the cookies buy the shoes hallelujah! Get that new hairdo, plastic surgery, jet plane and mansion glo-ry! Write more pointless inane books for the brainwashed gullible dupes who believe anything amen!
People are usually going around spending money buying 5 flat-screen televisions? I’d like to know who these people are that he’s talking about.
It cannot be denied that these people are the yahweh-jehovah’s personally chosen apostle-witches that he hand-picked to represent him on earth as his personal representatives and loyal minions on the planet (because he’s omni-everything and omni-everywhere just as provenly shown in the Garden of Evil Garden of Eden times so he oughta know) because they have the holy ghost secrets and blood magic powers knowledge miracles given to them personally by the yahweh-jehovah and the yeshua skylord who is his son or actually is him or is him most of the time or just some of the time or actually even none of the time, but the main thing is that their paulianity secrets and wonders are undeniable because their yahweh-jehovah commanded them to preach their shticks for faith shekels-seeds for the temple coffers which they are doing for his glory or whatever, and their Yahwehism-Jehovahism-Mohammedanism-Paulianity-Mormonism-Abrahamism-Zoroastrian-Elohimism will be victorious against and burn destroy the thinking unbelieving Goys and all their chariots who follow the Evil Diabolus One aka Venus-Lucifer-Yahweh-Jehovah and his archangels Azazel, Beelzebub, Belial, Samael, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth and Leviathan to spread their cooties across the lands and so they will not be able to teleport backwards in time to 1,900 years ago to float with the paul into the clouds in brand new shining bathrobes and having new immortal spacesuit bodies to marry and become brides of the 7-eyed 7-horned sheep with a sword in his mouth in the clouds above Zion and be his singing slave-virgins forever and sing and praise in the new temple in Jerusalem eternally while floating or walking but mostly floating on the pure gold, jewels and pearls streets for all space-time forever, because only the true believing apostle-witches such as in this example can do that because they’re the personally chosen ones with the kabbalistic pretend world secrets and powers, glory! hallelujah!
It’s absolute clown world that the largest supporters of Trump are evangelicals (a guy who not that long ago suggested that Greenland become the 51st state and that doctors inject disinfectant into people and blast them with UV light to destroy the coronavirus, that’s combined with Kenneth Copeland’s promise of a supernatural heatwave wind of his yahweh-jehovah being blown across the country directly from Copeland’s supernatural piehole), and the vast majority of them are the lying obstinate fundamental types sort of like a symbiosis of John Hagee and Ken Ham combined, and many of them are even more unhinged in their delusional pretend worlds psychosis and belief in ancient desert fairy tales and fictional boogieman, we’re talking people who say they believe the bible is a perfect, inerrant, divine, always right never wrong book and that it’s all real history, events and characters, claiming that demons and ghosts are behind everything and that only thinking like them and hoping and wishing (praying) for a doomsday is the only answer to defeating the talking snake and magic apple curse so they can then get new shining robes and sandals to float to the clouds and become slave-brides to a skywizard character in the clouds along with other floating freshly risen zombies (btw a doomsday and floating to the clouds slave-brides adventure that was already guaranteed to have happened about 1,950 years ago by the paul dreamer-writer character guy but it didn’t happen…again, which is why he had to be mutated to essentially become a piece of fruit basically). And on top that they even want that type of cultic unthink-onethink mindtrap to be forcefully taught in schools and running the governments (a book of myths and stories written by ancient anonymous desert scribes/priests that contains failed predictions and gets science wrong, includes wrong natural history, wrong medical cures, wrong cosmology and wrong just general known history facts, contains suspension of disbelief, fables and fairy tales, lies, contradictions, mistranslations and out of context quotes claims, interpolations, post hoc rationalizations mental gymnastics, magic numbers, oil magic, water magic, mud magic, weather magic, blood magic, magical goat breeding, skeletons bones magic, shadow magic, zombies magic, inane tongues magic, fake healings magic, magical trees and magic fruit, magic trumpets, sticks into snakes magic, magical fruit cooties-phantasm powers, outer space multi-headed dragons, heavenly elders and multi-faced creatures, multi-headed sea monsters, floating wheels full of eyeballs and a plethora of primitive cretinous humanoids that don’t even behave like real humans, lies, scapegoat goat goatism beliefs, fashion, grooming and recipes laws, a 6,000 year old universe, unstoppable sons of god glowing white angels in heaven with human penises (and that’s the gospel truth!), nephilim giants offspring, giant grapes, fiery flying serpents, raining stones, a primitive unknowing easily duped bronze age morals and warfare tactics deity addicted to burning animal carcasses and blood (who also admittedly creates evil and sends lying spirits and delusions into people and admits that it’s name is jealous because it’s jealous of other gods), talking animals, magical curses, primitive ancient superstitions, phantasms and battling boogiemen who are many times allies or are just the same yahweh-jehovah boogieman all along anyway but it’s just using different names and identities, a new on the desert scene boogieman deity that soon commands and supports genocides, scorched-earth warfare, murders, infanticides, rapes and sex crimes, sex trafficking, slavery, cannibalism including the worst kind…”family cannibalism and human sacrifices), and other much, much worse and ridiculous things, If that’s not a plan for a primitive theocratic slave-mind mindprison clown world government and existence then I don’t know what is.
There’s just so many similar men and women lying yahwehism-jehovahism-paulianity con artists and charlatans apostle-witches scamvangelists and gurus to choose from (and pretty well all of them are obsessed fanatical fundamentals, evangelicals, charlatan gurus and con artist apostle-witches who believe Trump is the messiah (or the antichrist as many of them also believe…po-tay-to/po-taw-tow whatever) who will be enforcing the great “planetary torah-mind onethink” and basically give Ukraine to Russia as a gift to Putin, some rumors are circulating that he will even kick out of the country any people who do not have some sort of bible version and jehovah’s witness or mormon pamphlets on the coffee table (mainly to satisfy and as a hush pay off thanks to his millions of minions from the “Bible Voodooism Belt” and the various Yahweh-Jehovah witches-gurus and their blood magic/babbling covens congregations and zombiepocalypsetarian’s covens voters base), those who do not heed the advice of his personal scamming delusional nutcase spiritual advisor guruess-witch Paula White, and those who refuse to pledge allegiance to Jacob and Isaac and The Trump Gang Inc. travelling circus and emporium and appease and satisfy the American atonement goat requirements of Azazel in the Nevada desert, rumour even has it that he will try to purchase Greenland, Cameroon, Czechia and Algeria and then drill and dig squeeze dry the f***ing shit out of the lands for more sweet glorious burning oil and coal for more emissions and prophets (drill, drill, burn for yeshua, joshua and jacob hallelujaj! drill all the way down to hell! and if the venus-lucifer diabolus-devil himself is hiding any oil we will take that too glo-ry!) so that the ice caps and glaciers will all melt even way much faster and then eventually make open all year long arctic floating water parks resorts and desert golf courses for people to frolic in while all wearing the same fashionable sneakers), but it really must be miraculous that there’s not untold multitudes of pages on the internet completely filled with Kat Kerr memes and quotes animated gifs (this vile necromancer-sorceress nutcase says she visits heaven regularly being given special secrets and personal tours by her Yeshua skylord phantasm (just like a chocolate factory tour by Willy Wonka), that she’s seen the body-parts warehouse, that she’s seen Santa Clause in heaven, seen the volcano lava rides that people ride on, commands hurricanes and storms to not disappear with her magic wand staff, makes holy failed predictions just like Kenneth Copeland, Pat Robertson and numerous others and many, many more pretend world claims for her loyal minions, I’m not saying I’m Democrat or Republican because I don’t vote in US elections and besides for some time it hasn’t even been those options anyway, it seems much more like it’s just a choice between lying nutcase lunatic idiotic kooks on the left and deceptive wackadoodle screwball moronic kooks on the right), yep it’s just really miraculous and clown world astounding is all I can say.
Top image: newsthump.com.
I know I know, some readers may be outraged and disgusted that I included the great Christianity, Paulianity and Yahwehism-Jehovahism apologist (excuses-maker) and arch-supremo mental gymnastics contortionist apostle-witch Frank Turek, because after all he is a really popular and greatly admired official excuses-maker (apologist) that is loyally and minionally defending Christians and Yawheh-Jehovah fans around the world with his personal knowledge wisdom of the eternal secrets since the beginning of space-time, he actually is loyally and righteously defending even Yahweh-Jehovah himself from the various venomous attacks and persecutions from the thinking, reasoning and questions-asking unbelievers who are living in the real world asking simple disobeying nefarious questions, his great quote “There’s nothing wrong with babies getting cancer” filled many fellow believers around the world with agreeing brotherly pride and holy ghost mind control thankful gratitude pride knowing that he is their Christian soldier guru wearing the armor of god and representative fighting for their rights and opinions and glorifying their god and righteously defending with his given bible wisdom the glory of their “script-tures” that were written and which he has been given the wisdom to understand because he is the righteous chosen representative of the yahweh-jehovah to know the heavenly secrets (I don’t know what it is but he really comes across as a very fair man, a fair righteous wisdom-filled man full of the true justice and heavenly secrets knowledge proclaiming the only one true fair and marvelous way and everything bringing the glory and astonishment, so he will probably also get a special even more shiny bathrobe and extra-feathery wings to float to the clouds someday after teleporting backwards in time to 1,900 years ago to be a new risen torah-zombie with the paul and marry his skylord in the clouds because of his fair loyal obedience to him, and probably also the best oil, candles and biggest palm fronds to wave around ever in history hallelujah), but I had to add just a few words of commentary to the debate regarding his marvelous faith blessings knowledge of the words and mind of the glorious Thanos Darkseid Galactus Yahweh-Jehovah writings written by someone who was him hallelujah…

1 – David Silverman is debating from the viewpoint position that the whole Garden of Evil Garden of Eden is an anonymously written mythological fable and fiction anyway (which it is), but Frank Turek is arguing from the ridiculous position that it’s ALL real events, ALL real people and ALL real things said and done and ALL actual real history because an anonymous someone wrote it somewhere at sometime for personal superstitious theological reasons, therefore because of this Turek has then already lost the debate because of his personal biased unproven presuppositions and was slaughtered before the debate even started or even one word was spoken from his heavenly-inspired wisdom knowledge truths piehole. His personal psychological motives agenda and obsessive belief that all Jewish fairy tales are true proves he’s detached from reality living in a dreamscape pretend world of suspension of disbeliefs, and no amount of theological smoke and mirrors cognitive dissonance and mental acrobatics jumping through theological hoops scenarios back and forth is valid as a real valid answer or make his fantasy tales addiction ideas into known real history just because he wants it to by special pleading that it is like that because he wants it to be and that that’s facts and proofs enough, otherwise anyone can do that about their religion and/or beliefs by just having the debate about the words, deeds, wisdom informations and meanings of Peter Pan, Thor, Zalmoxis, Dionysus, Asclepius, Hercules or the perfect truths of the Epic of Gilgamesh, Enuma Elish, Code of Hammurabi and Zoroastrianism etc etc etc.

2 – It has already been irrefutably proven and shown by scholars (with many, many evidences) that the Genesis fables are narratives written for one particular Bronze Age desert tribe that were significantly borrowed, adapted and mutated/changed narratives and concepts from nearby previous older creation myths and concepts recorded by other people for their religions (Epic of Gilgamesh, Enuma Elish, Baal Cycle, Ugaritic texts, Proto-Sinaitic, Phoenician, Aramaic, Canaanite, Akkadian, Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Hittite texts, Greek myths etc etc etc). To put it colloquially and easier to understand, Tab Cola came along well after Coke and Pepsi not before them, so there’s no way Tab was the very first cola spreading fizzy cola taste yumminess to the people if there was already fizzy cola yumminess being accessible and being known about and enjoyed by people all over the place.

3 – The Genesis fables and creation myths were not meant to be read or even believed by Non-Jews, they were written by and meant only specifically for the Jews and not meant for anyone else, the first historical attestation evidences of the written fables and legends only occurs in the Post-Babylonian Captivity and during the Hellenistic period around 3rd to 2nd century BCE (before this time the Genesis fables, and even entire Torah/Jewish bible, were completely unknown outside of ancient Canaan/Judea, there also are actually 2 creation myths in Genesis anyway which greatly contradict each other and are impossible to reconcile (which is a common recurring problem throughout the bible books), which creation myth does Turek argue is the correct version anyway? And why is the 2nd contradictory fake creation myth version even in there?

4 – Being completely obsessed, fixated and psychologically consumed by another people’s ancient myths and fables written by and meant only for them and only concerning their particular history stories and only their community narratives and their national folklore myths and legends is deranged behaviorism and thinking, and pretending it’s also your personal history or any real history is just delusional (unless one of the anonymous authors of the ancient text put a footnote that reads “Oh btw, I’m writing this text especially for you Frank Turek in the year 2024 because you’re one of us here and now in the desert just like me so you’re special just like me so that’s why I’m writing this especially for you because you’re really here too just like me”), then you might as well think the Epic of Gilgamesh, Homer’s Odyssey, the Hyperborean Secret Chronicles by Vjor-Djeus as written by the very finger of Perun-Volos, the Baal Cycle, Etruscan mythologies or Hindu Vedic stories etc, etc, etc were specifically written for you personally and that the anonymous author literally had you in mind, or in this case Frank Turek, when he was writing, that’s absurd.

5 – The Jews who wrote their “script-tures”, mythologies and stories, aka Old Testament?, they never believed in a burning hellish torment everlasting fire afterlife or in a mighty floating powerful Satan character being as Lord of the Earth or Lord of a Hell etc either, no character anywhere in the earliest Jewish writings including even the Yahweh-Jehovah character never at any time implies a burning torture hell afterlife for anybody and it is an unknown and used concept, same goes for a Satan/Devil being character (“Oh hey Adam and Eve, btw there’s this Satan character who’s my nemesis always trying to ruin my perfect wisdom plans, he’s pure evil I tell you, and he may try to trick you to not follow my commands and rules so beware, he may even try to shapeshift into a rabbit, duck, kangaroo or snake or other animal to trick you to disobey so watch out and just believe me and only me”, lol never happened). Those ideas were invented only much later by Jewish priestly elites and scribes returning from the Babylonian Captivity who adapted the duality concepts of opposing boogiemen from the Zoroastrian religion, and then only much later expanded greatly and invented by “some” Christian gurus to make him practically unstoppable and indestructible powerful with his own realms and armies of his own angels and all sorts of powers, the Old Testament Satan was not a person or specific being but was just a role/position of authority, usually performing duties for the Yahweh-Jehovah and at times even actually being the Yahweh-Jehovah himself just under a different alias. The talking snake in the fable is also just only a talking snake just like it’s written in the story (an animal and narrative theme also adapted from some previous older creation myths in the Levant btw). Even just using grey matter brains talking about this is just so pointless, inane and absolutely childish, Turek’s arguments are like listening to a 4 year old obsessively go on and on and on about which superhero character would win or already did win a wrestling match on the moon and how in detail, or knowing how Godzilla fought Ghidorah at the center of the planet for real and knows what Godzilla thinks or that he knows who won the battle between the X-Men and Justice League and who said what to whom and everything, it’s absolutely absurd to even seriously contemplate about for even 1 minute and especially to dress up for acting all heavenly wisdom-filled scholarly apostolic or whatever, it’s plainly personal pathological pretend world fantasy being sold as reality to the gullible and duped public, it’s kindergarten theology and absurdly pathetic (Not to mention the fact that it’s also just blatant deceiving, misrepresenting, lying and just another typical nefarious mind control brainwashing modus operandi attempt). He’s just using that same ol’ scamvagelist fraudster absurd theology hash, where someone puts some cheese in a mouse trap and then puts the mouse trap in the area of the mouse or even right in front of the mouse door hole and leaves the house, and then the curious hungry mouse gets killed trying to eat the cheese, their argument is that the person didn’t kill the mouse because the free will of the mouse caused its own death by freely choosing to eat the cheese, but this is just kindergarten theology again for unthinking dupes and blatant deception lying because the mouse would still be alive if the person didn’t put the mouse trap with cheese in the room in the first place (the person knew precisely what they were doing and so it was a a cold merciless calculated plan all along, the mouse never even had a chance, it never even had the “illusion of free will” because it was tricked on all sides from the start, the mouse was truthfully living in a room and house that was actually the house of paradise house of death since day one when it was born but it just didn’t know it), yet they claim the person who laid the mouse trap is not only innocent and played no part in the events that unfolded but that instead he’s even the good guy in the mouse trap story (Is this perhaps how even all the dinosaurs perished?, from all the many millions and millions of cheese mouse traps that the yahweh-jehovah set on all the continents?), so anyone could then use the same argument for killing someone with a booby trap box bomb, where the free will of the person chose to open the box so the killer who wasn’t even there is innocent of any wrong doing whatsoever and is actually a good guy, pfff just a pathetic “free will” brainwashing attempt that’s for sure.

6 – Real knowledge and science has long ago already easily proven that the universe, or even galaxy, solar system and the planet are much, much, much older than just 7,000 years old, that the various humanoids populations on the planet today did not just suddenly appear after just the Adam and Eve garden characters were made from some mud and a transplanted bone magic, the magic numbers theological genealogies are thus fake and fraudulent not reality, plants and vegetation doesn’t appear before a sun exists, dinosaurs weren’t living in a dinosaur park at the time being vegetarians, stars are even millions of times bigger than our sun and even billions of lightyears away and not just hanging nearby glowy lights hanging in the sky etc etc etc. It’s almost as if he’s never actually read a bible…or that he’s just intentionally avoiding these various topics and the numerous very problematic written texts that revolve around them that he just doesn’t like or want to examine and discuss because they’re textual theological dynamite that would instantly destroy him and his ideas and his books into pointlessness (see yahweh-jehovah-relocates-from-mesopotamia for more about that).

7 – According to the Genesis fable narrative texts as plainly written and described, the Yahweh-Jehovah god (unnamed plural gods actually -“Elohim”) Turek is such a big fan of and then trying to protect and speak for is not all-knowing, omnipotent, omniscient or even omni-anything, it is clearly shown to be ignorant with no foresight and actually very dumb and unknowing and even malevolently cruel and abhorrent (It plants a tree of evil right in the middle of the garden of paradise perfection? Adam where are you and what have you done? Who told you that you are naked? It didn’t know there was a thinking talking snake in his garden? afterwards punishes just an actual snake he didn’t know about before then angrily spreads forth a magic apple curse on the entire planet and everyone ever existing afterwards as a solution to the predicament? This is clearly Clown World and Clown World shenanigans), either that or it knew very well what would happen because it planned it all along for his amusement and entertainment. That pretty well sums it up, the Yahweh-Jehovah is not omni-anything but instead is just really, really dumb….or it is just evil which he admits to later in the the stories anyway, it’s just one or the other….it’s very dumb or just evil (unless of course there is the 3rd option of it simply being foolishly dumb AND evil, aka the demiurge, which is precisely what the earliest Gnostic Christians believed and that we have textual evidences for, especially considering its later commands, rules, required rituals and the plethora of failed predictions, snafus after blunders after shitshows after more snafus, miscalculations, contradictions and blunders and diverging movements and groups, and plus they were so-called “Christians” even way, way, way long before Frank Turek came along, heck even centuries before the first different bibles were invented into existence only in the 4th century, so they oughta know a thing or two of what they’re talking about if they were already all Christians for centuries before there even was a bible being forced on people by the emperor, which could very well be proven true because of the verified existence of many fraudster televangelists and anglerfish). And no amount of Turek’s squirming, whining, demanding, complaining, special pleading, butt-clenching grimacing, fantasies addiction dreaming, personal psychological motives agendas mental masturbation acrobatics and pretend world dreams apologetics excuses-making can change that fact or make his mythological fables into reality. Reality has to be reality from the very start not just when some yahwehism-jehovahism-paulianity kabbalistic primitive lying fantasizing cultist says it’s reality, because reality is always reality no matter what anyone says or what contradictory absurd beliefs they have.


8 – Just the above few reasons are more than enough to not take him seriously or think he knows what he’s talking about, but his excuses and deceptive mental gymnastics primitive explanations actually even make him, and other excuses-makers like him, actually very warped, demented and someone even extremely dangerous to be able to freely walk around in society. Because to him the laws of the land and of society and the democratic principles behind them all are anti-jahwehism-jehovahism and greatly inferior and even blatantly opposed to his bible’s commands and laws and rules for the accepted behaviorisms society which must be the only and primary ideas behind the laws of the country and that’s just plain creepy demented and dreamscape insane and that’s a fact. According to him, and the others like him and/or who support him, the country and even the entire planet must bow and grovel and live according to only his bible’s laws, rules, proscriptions and edicts (As in the mind must only live and exist according to his bible’s directives and not the country’s laws which are completely irrelevant and heretical), that means he could just casually any day just go out and stab and kill just about anyone and have cherry-picked bible excerpts to give him the authority to do it with no remorse but instead feel obedient special loyal and think it’s a good thing, including slaughtering anybody for mowing the lawn or gardening on a weekend be they man, pregnant woman or child, force raped girls to have to marry their rapist and birth him lots of future sons and daughters, incarcerate and possibly stab anyone for eating shrimp, bacon and eggs, crab salad or pork chops, reinstate slavery especially foreign slaves including their entire families who can be beat with rods for being unruly, allow hundreds of concubines and marrying even hundreds of wives, incarcerate, beat and possibly even stab those found to have committed a thought-crime and planetary torah-mind onethink offence in any way, to stab and kill anybody who has a different religious view including even just anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with his views (99% believing is just damning you to eternal burning torments), only priest-kings chosen by his yahweh-jehovah can be rulers and not presidents or prime ministers disobediently chosen by people voting which is evil and deserving plagues and boils, only 1 set of 10 commandments is to be installed in every classroom and workplace not both sets of the 10 commandments (the set with the goat boiling in its own mother’s milk law can however be used in Alabama, France, Congo and Greenland), permanently shut down and stop all science classes and laboratories which are all thinking and claiming things contrary to his bible which is a very serious thought-crime against the bible and its perfect omni-everything author-god and so it’s blatant blasphemy, masturbation is a very serious thought-crime which can lead to looking at images and wearing cotton-polyester robes which is blasphemy again, watching illegal forbidden underground Baywatch VHS tape reruns will require you to stab your eyeball with a fork and cut off your hand (if caught again watching the reruns then you have to cut off your other hand somehow and then jam your other eyeball into a spike or nail somewhere, being caught 3 times will require cutting off the entire kielbasa package) and to smash and destroy all art, artistic endeavors, all statues, paintings, photographs, sketches, images and to permanently shut down and empty all art galleries and museums wherever they are found and then destroy all the art, this would probably extend to all movies also unless they were approved by the priest-kings or their acolytes thought-crime agents, and the list goes on and on and on. Heck, he or anyone could then even do what lots and lots of fraudster hocus pocus charlatans gurus do anyway and not even have to use any cherry-picked text excerpts whatsoever, i.e. – just say that “god” told them personally to do this and that or “god” let them know that such and such or that an angel messenger or phantasm from heaven whispered into his ears in his tent or told him secrets in his dream at night to do this and that or whatever and so no bible is actually even needed or required exactly just like back in them good ol’ time religion biblical times. This type of Turek’s biblically founded correct righteously living and obedient onethink thinking rules society would be a truly morose dystopian ghoulish nightmare making Blade Runner movies society by comparison seem like a Brady Bunch existence (and as a cherry on top it gets even better, because even Turek admits that Jews, Christians and Muslims all worship the exact same deity character from Midian that awoke from a deep sleep and floated as a puff of smoke above a tent for a while, so that would make all 3 of them equally absurd and pointless according to even Turek’s very own theological claims and presuppositions beliefs (including all their various offshoots, denominations and groups including Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons also of course), so it’s evident that Turek in his primitive magical thinking pretend world has eternally trapped himself in the tentacles of his very own onethink mindtrap vortex which he himself devised for himself out of nothing, primarily to self-loathe himself as well as to loathe even more others not of his onethink apostle-witchery coven sect but even more than that…to loathe all of planetary existence because it is filled with the magic apple curse cooties and their phantasms since the start yet at the same to self-fetishize himself for his obedient correct-think-onethink self-loathing and loathing of others and all of existence religion which his self-fetishizing yahweh-jehovah skydaddy (and his venus-lucifers and the older preceding venus-lucifers he created as well as the other later official Venus-Lucifer with Azazel, Leviathan, Belial, Beelzebub, Samael, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth and the Diabolus “The” Satan horned goat-footed caped one that he created to increase people’s faith in the lord’s omnipotent omni-everything all-knowing presuppositional-powers magic, blood magic spells and magic numbers)…allegedly created for Turek to use to righteously loathe himself and others since the day he was born to be a loathsome underling minion for the lord and his floating robed angels yet also to self-fetishize his own perfections and much more numerous imperfections because that’s the way Turek imagines and wants it to be just as Turek’s onethink mindtrap vortex predicted (which all means that only he and his fellow apostle-witches believers and supportive lackeys will be able to teleport time travel backwards to 1,900 years ago to be with the paul to float up to the clouds and marry his skylord in a new slave-bride onethink spacesuit body during the paul’s lifetime just as the paul and his skylord which he suddenly discovered in his hallucinating brains and dreams personally guaranteed to him, which even further adds to his absurd pointlessness theologies rubbish shtick). Or as even a candied sprinkles on top of the cherry on top see 300 Reasons in 25 Minutes That Frank Turek Is Egregiously Confused.

A quote from the start of this post which explains it all…”so it’s actually not surprising that the levels of clown world idiocy, lying, charlatanism and pretending has reached the deranged rotten point it has, because when the real world facts, histories and realities is factored in along with the numerous so-called “script-tures” contradictions, errors, failed predictions and myths then they have no other choice but to go into concocting and inventing overdrive warp speed to feed the lies further to try to keep the deceptions program alive going one way or another…”the fairy tales and our superheroes must be saved and so we will even make up other fairy tales and even other fake-magical feats parlor tricks and we will dream new dreamy dreamscapes alternate realities and invent new gematria magic numbers mathematics to save the earlier original fake fairy tales so that our deceptions and misinformations will be saved, hallelujah!”, that pretty well sums it up.
Aka “Rise of the Ernest Angley Clones Hocus Pocus Apostles-Witches”, coming soon to a theatre, television channel, asylum or a circus tent near you.
I find it very hard to believe that throughout all recorded history that all the carnival acts, all the so-called carnival freaks (their words not mine) that when the faith healer, pastor, evangelist, televangelist etc came around to do the guaranteed healings, that all of them said no because they preferred to not have a healed regular body and instead just remain as they were (I know the included free all you can eat cotton candy, caramel apples and corn dogs and free travelling across the country is a pretty good deal, but you can still eat those things afterwards and just buy an economy coach class bus ticket anyway)…Really? Every single one of them turned down a guaranteed amazing healing miracle? Not even one of them wanted to get healed for free? That instead it was because, as an apologist (which is just a fancy term meaning “excuses-maker”) would claim, that because they all chose through their own “free will” to voluntarily continue to live a circus life full of circus foods, galavanting and tent-hopping (perhaps even smoking and drinking fizzy drinks until even past midnight while depravedly gambling and playing cards for Cracker Jack and Elephant Ears as the Edomites, Moabites and Ammonites do), and who knows what else sort of unbiblical circus things and sordid carnival fashions going on and just only associating with other circus people instead of with the godly church sheep crowds and attending their holy big top tents joyously singing and eating the yummy crackers and grape juice and the palm fronds etc, that therefore through their own “free will” they basically rejected the offered healings and tongues powers and so therefore they did not even deserve any healings for their “free will” circus life choices over the yahweh-jehovah ways and his proper torah-mind planetary onethink thinking yahweh-jehovah-sheep. Let me get this straight…basically every single one of them decided to reject the free healings gifts because they instead through their own greedy “free will” lusted after the sinful carnival show business life and desired a personal famous circus life glory and so that disqualified them from a healing or at least a holy ghost bacon dance and tongues babbling session? (To paraphrase one pastor from the times,…because instead of freely choosing the free gift of being filled with the healing powers of the holy ghost they instead chose to mock our lord and his angels in heaven by choosing instead the path to eternal hellfire by seeking only their own carnival glory and filling themselves with kettle corn, funnel cakes and snow cones for their master the devil). I find that extremely very hard to believe that they all chose not to get healed.
Get your kleenex ready nearby as this moving and inspirational story will have you crying and feeling all emotional but also thrilled with awe and rejoicing as the trailer miraculously finds its home all thanks to the mighty omni-everything yahweh-jehovah, so that the cult brainwashing mind control propaganda film will be made about how yahweh-jehovah is going to crush the skulls of and melt destroy most of the planet’s population for not agreeing with what some anonymous guys in the ancient deserts wrote and say that it said, it’s truly inspiring how the trailer after the long perilous journey found its home all thanks to the mighty omni-everything yahweh-jehovah and his angels who made it happen.
#thetrailerishome #hallelujah #omni-everything #mostbestandsmartesthocuspocus #glory #inspirationalabsurdstories
This one is a perfect example of being just like those good ol’ time religion bible times days, when the Pharisees, Sadducees, Essenes, Herodians, Mandeans, Samaritans, Baptism water magic sects, Hasmonean sects, Zadokites, the Zealots, the Sicarii, various Dead Sea Qumran Caves sects and groups, Hellenistic Jews, Tyre-Zealots, Galilean-Canaanites, Popoffites, Grahamites, Hinnites, Kerrites, Oralites, Bakkerites, Meyerites, Copelandites, Hageeites, Stanleyites, Parsleyites, Yahweh-Jehovah’s Witnesses who didn’t witness anything and others, were always in conflict and arguing about who the real Jews were, and then later all the dozens and dozens of Christian sects and Gnostic Christians, Christian mystics, Gnostic Mystic Christians, Christianized Pagans and galavanting gurus movements and 1st century shekels faith-seeds televangelists who were in conflict and arguing about what a real Christian was and should believe and who had the new secrets and powers etc (and then of course the even later various disagreeing Muslim sects and groups came along to complete the Abrahamic-Yahwehism-Jehovahism clown world trinity), yep just like the good ol’ time religion days like the song says that’s for sure.
And remember what the prophet and apostolic-witch saviour of America and the entire free world says, for your offer of 2,500 dollars you get 22 buckets plus a bonus of 6 ADDITIONAL BUCKETS!, for a total of 28 BUCKETS PEOPLE! That’s 8 years of doomsday rapture-food buckets yumminess and real broccoli people! (Even though the guy who’s quoting Ezekiel is way, way, way out of context cherry-picking and slyly fabulizing (lying) because it’s actually from an OT quote concerning the author’s time alleged to be around 585 BCE and it’s actually and specifically only talking about people living in Jerusalem and Israel during his time throwing all their silver and gold into the streets during the destruction of the temple and city at the start of the Babylonian captivity, i.e. – he’s not referring to anything far off in any future world time or even any place outside of Jerusalem and Israel or any future rapture-buckets and tubs of rice and cheese times, nice try scammer you don’t fool me but it will probably still sell more rapture-food buckets for god’s prophet apostle Jimbo anyway which is the main thing and what it’s all about). Plus that guy Mark Blitz and John Hagee are the guys who discovered the glorious Blood Moon which is even the very first hocus pocus astrological dark blood magic Blood Moon that Adam and the snake and Jonah saw people! Glo-Ry! thank god for his Yahwehism-Jehovahism desert cacodemon doomsday rapture-food blessings. Watch out the rice is HOT and just look at the steam!, listen to the glorious sound of the rice flowing into the tub and just look at the broccoli, just look at the broccoli people!, just throw your gold and silver into the streets of Jerusalem already just like the guy said and order your buckets now while supplies last operators are standing by!, but only after you dig the latrine, FOR CRIPE’S PETE’S SAKE WE’VE GOT TO START DIGGING THE LATRINE NOW PEOPLE!.
The Pastor Jim Bakker even admitted himself that he only read the bible for the first time while in prison, so he oughta know what he’s talking about and so you can trust him and his lackeys-minions because the buckets will save your life and will even make a great table and portable latrine hallelujah.
This one is especially amusing because it features the lying apostolic-witch retard William “Baby Killer” Lane Craig who is considered by many Christians, Scamvangelists, Evangelicals, various “Christ-Cult Corporations”, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses and even by many Jews and Muslims as their magical thinking hero by defending their views with his adapted Kalam Cosmological Argument sophistry shtick, including even being a popular speaker at many Goy’s church indoctrination brunches and other tea and muffins propaganda seminars (which is actually just a borrowed worldview from a medieval Muslim writer not from a Christian and so right from the start it’s a mixed-up, adapted & concocted contradictory clown world theology without even saying a word yet), a sort of bible and Yahweh-Jehovah-defending new “Internet-Moses” in the Youtube deserts and writing the new contradictory excuses-scrolls to defend the Yahweh-Jehovah and his son Yeshua who is also him but is also not him etc or whatever, in effect being Billy Graham’s very own personal Aaron prophet-priest excuses-maker to the gullible unthinking herds, even many priests and bishops from all the churches consider him as the faithful fashionable new Noah captain-hero letting all the people 2 by 2 or 7 by 7 onto his scrolls-ark so that they too can survive to become superlative zion “planetary onethink” torah-slave zombies and loyal yahwehist-jehovahist minions and enjoy the comfy bosoms of a bunch of bearded old guys in the heaven and sing eternal praises about sheep. lamps and oil at a temple for all space-time and the space-time after that while being all floating singing joyful while wearing new glowing robes on new outer space spacesuit bodies and stuff (But only after slaughtering and destroying the Goys first with the Yeshua and the Paul though), many pastors also consider him as a righteous “21st century Ezekiel” hero-priest proclaiming them various hocus pocus things against all the Goy’s chariots and all that, which is just ridiculously lame and pathetic. Which to save a bunch of writing here is in a nutshell the mistaken belief that because billions of years ago “something happened” therefore that must mean the megalomaniacal, bad-tempered, jealous, genocidal, dumb, clumsy, ignorant, easily duped and haggled with to change its mind, petty, sacrifices and bloodhungry, foreskins, menstruation cooties, lobster, pork tenderloin and Goys-hating, misogynistic, ultra-extreme ethnocentrist parochial, infanticidal, pestilential, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully, pyromaniacal, self-fetishizing, curse-hurling, slavemonger, homicidal, admittedly evil creating and clearly a vindictive control-freak terrorist desert Yahweh-Jehovah puff of smoke in a tent who’s master of the universe even from the Jordan river all the way to the Nile and Euphrates rivers and that all the bible fables are all really-real and all perfectly true and really-real divine information, which is just plain delusional absurd. Because we already know and have known for a long time that “something happened”, we have evidences that “something happened” and scientists don’t deny it, we just don’t know (and actually nobody knows) what exactly and factually happened before that something because nobody was there to watch it and record it, but we definitely do know that there was something existing before “something happened” because something doesn’t come from nothing, we just don’t know exactly without a doubt what was before or what was going on, it’s that simple a topic (otherwise as an analogy using his same argument, when you forget your bag of potatoes in the cupboard for weeks and find one day that it has roots and is covered in mold that wasn’t there before, then likewise any pointless dupe could also say “Woah! “something happened!!!”…so then that must mean it’s proof that the desert yahweh-jehovah godling and all the anonymous bible fairy-tales are all really-real true and perfect divine-real!, the mold proves that the magical fruit curse, risen torah-zombies and talking snake were real, glo-ry!”). Heck, you can even use the analogy of lightning, falling snow, rain, tornadoes, thunder, earthquakes, tsunamis, avalanches, landslides, floods, volcanoes, frost, hail, fog etc…it’s not there one moment but then it is simply because…”something happened”, and because of cosmic inflation we have evidences there was even lots and lots of something even before “something happened”, as in there probably already was a universe in existence before our present observable universe, possible parallel universes, big crunch/big bounce possibilities, multiverses and where our present observable universe is the result of other universes colliding but the other universes didn’t have magic apples & talking snakes in them etc etc etc (heck who knows, maybe they had a talking duck and magic beans instead?). And so his argument actually isn’t really any factual rational argument it’s just word salad mental gymnastics induced primitive magical wishful thinking and delusional blood-magic dreaming-pretending in only his brains ((and besides, everything about his contradictory upside down/inside out disordered chronologies arguments are the complete opposite of what his very own abrahamic biblical cosmos origins fables say and claim and so he’s wrong all over the place on multiple levels no matter which version he supports anyway, he’s basically put himself into an inescapable infinite absurdity-vortex torah-mindtrap that he made for himself but which he is unaware of because only outside of his personal brains reality is the actual real universe reality which he’s convinced doesn’t exist because to him only his personal brains contradictory pretend clown universe exists, the one that he ad hoc twists and bends and rearranges to his liking at any given moment and even within the same sentence (to being billions of years old but also only 7 days or 7 thousand years old at the same time, from an earth having dinosaurs hundreds of millions of years ago but also just only thousands of years ago, from an earth having Ice Ages and various humanoids populations to one that never had an Ice Age but had a magical fruit tree and a magical boat family instead, a universe that operates according to only “penis foreskin science” to one that operates instead according to only “blood-magic science” or only just “local desert-boogieman science”…including water magic, zombie magic, weather magic, oil magic, fire/smoke magic, cooties magic, sheep/goat/pigeon/quail/snake magic, mud magic, spit in your eye magic, figs magic, wine magic, hankies/aprons magic, shadow magic, coin & fishsticks magic, magic apple magic etc etc, which is clearly personal time-travel-jumping/universes-twisting twilight zone delusional) but it’s just his wishful imagination because it’s not the absurd claimed biblical yahweh-jehovah universes and not the real universe that you are reading these words in). He’s pathologically obsessed with constantly trying to fool the crowds by attempting to pull a local desert yahweh-jehovah godling out of a hat (a hat supposedly existing when nothing existed? so where did the hat come from then? but many christians think that the rabbi yeshua character was also in the hat from the very start also…who’s yahweh-jehovah’s son, but is also actually him but is also not actually him etc or whatever, the holy pigeon ghost was also probably floating around in the hat supposedly so basically all 3 of them were in the hat then? and why would that hat be just sitting around for billions and billions of years in some outer space realm? and then magically turn into a tent and a volcano or a Zoroastrian fire-bush for just one clan of people in the middle of nowhere in a desert just only 3,000 years ago to mainly give specific rules about how to kill and burn animals constantly to it? (as well as how to commit genocides and how to get and keep foreign slaves), so the anonymous writers didn’t know about the actual real sizes and distances of stars or how they were made over billions of years from gasses but yet somehow they knew the secret origins of the universe? that sounds 177% x 12% completely made up) based only on fables ideas from a highly superstitious primitive bronze-iron age desert tribe who thought the earth was flat on pillars, that the sun orbits the earth and that earth is the center of the expanding cosmos among many other wrong facts and fantasies ideas, heck they didn’t even have a clue about what cosmic inflation, dark matter, dark energy, carbon, light refraction, lightyears, orbits or even what just basic gravity is. Which makes his biblical children-killing excuses for his abrahamic god in this video likewise even more psychotic and monstrously delusional (and as a really great bonus it should be remembered that his lies and absurd personal arguments for protecting his bible god includes his supporting of his god promising and causing cannibalism of children and of parents being cannibalized by their children because it’s just part of the same argument, so obviously William Lane Craig clearly supports cannibalism also and thinks it’s likewise a good thing).
“A long, long, long, long, long time ago, approximately 6,000 years ago or 13.7 billion years ago, something probably happened…so therefore my personal psychological motives agenda opinions and obsessive desert fairy tales pretend world psychosis presuppositions epistemology and stab men, women, children, babies, and their sheep, cows, oxen and donkeys and then burn them all for the amazing Yahweh-Jehovah desert skydaddy so they can all go to heaven so it’s a blessing (and shakalakabakalach bobotoh kushalanda penoni rakondo deykundey bushkala googelidooda and a wave of my hand hocus pocus and just only my omnitard omni-everything petty bloodhungry desert skydaddy and magic apple curse cooties and blood magic powers), and then 4,000 years later, or 13,699,996,000 years later my rabbi magician superhero skylord secretly arrived to the backwaters boonies of the desert to do some amazing parlor tricks, defeated a crazy wolfman thus saving a village from 2,000 stampeding demon-pigs that arose from the depths of the underworld, turned water into wine like Dionysus, healed the sick and raised people from the dead like Asclepius, controlled a mighty sea storm (on a small lake) like Poseidon, did a coin out of a fish mouth trick and zapped a disobedient fig tree to death that refused to grow figs, was sentenced to death which he calmly accepted and all witnessed by his disciples like Socrates who was charged for corrupting the youth to think and ask questions which were beliefs not accepted by the city official religious authorities, died and then floated “up to the heavens” in a new superior body like Hercules and Romulus (even appearing on the road to the city and other places to chat to eyewitnesses like Romulus and Asclepius) and especially amazing telling secretive esoteric riddles to just a few people in the sticks for a year so that they won’t understand what he’s talking about, or for 3 years which nobody anywhere knew about anyway until some anonymous guys writing in other far-off countries in another language wrote a bunch of copied & contradictory magical adventures stories 70 years and centuries later and so that proves he’s the long-awaited King of the Jews which according to my dreamscape desert magical thinking pretend world philoso-troll logic epistemology means I’m going to get a new spacesuit body to teleport backwards in space-time to 2,000 years ago to float with “The Paul” to the clouds so we can marry him and become his planetary unthink-onethink slave-bride for all space-time and help rule the world from his temple and so therefore it’s undeniable that the bible is all without any errors perfect, divine and without any contradictions really-real history and reality and so just my desert skydaddy god’s word and his holy ghost and Venus-Lucifer phantasms wins hallelujah.” – William Lane Craig.
Exactly, if everything written in the “script-tures” is so unequivocally true and perfect and divinely inspired and without errors truth, yet it’s also full of anonymous authors texts and mistakes, contradictions, errors, plagiarism, borrowing, adapting and reworking ideas and concepts from other older pagan myths and stories (eventually including even beliefs, ideas and hocus pocus customs and rituals of other pagan mystery religions), contains failed predictions and gets science wrong, includes wrong natural history, wrong cosmology and wrong just general known history facts, then why would the great amazing omni-everything yahweh-jehovah need a puny humanoid apologist to use personal psychological motives mental gymnastics, obscure abstract concepts word salad personal metaphysics and perform cherry-picked personal theological cartwheels and pretend world dreamscapes parlor tricks and lies to try to deceptively pull the wool over people’s eyes and minds? (If you don’t get this meme just go to www.youtube.com/watch). Image from youtube.com/@History-Valley
Also interesting to know, William Lane Craig has been very popular among the various Evangelical Christian excuses makers fundamental apologists especially for decades ever since publishing his “Something Happened Argument” book in 1979. He thinks he has found proof that all the bible myths, characters, superheroes, superpowers magic and stories are all perfectly true, divine and without errors and that the biblical Yahweh-Jehovah deity character is real and perfect also, Why?…because billions of years ago way back long before the dinosaurs roamed for hundreds of millions of years, and even billions of years before the planet Earth existed, sometime in deep cosmic history and the earliest cosmic time of the universe….”something happened”…and therefore it’s proof or something that the bible, and just only the bible, is all real history, all real characters and all real events etc. However this is just pretend world wishful hoping, magical thinking and theological parlor trick rubbish, because just like scientists who are studying the cosmos and have been for many centuries, he wasn’t there to be a witness at the start of “this” observable universe that we live in, he also has absolutely no clue or idea and no unequivocal proven evidences about what really happened or what could have even theoretically happened, all he knows is only exactly what scientists know and have discovered (except scientists are thoroughly studying and finding new evidences and information all the time about a wide variety of possible explanations based on what they are finding out and what we do know so far), but as of now even they admit that they simply don’t know yet precisely what and how exactly it happened or maybe even never find out exactly what happened, because they admit they weren’t there with their cameras and equipment, and besides now we have quantum physics to learn even more, dark matter and dark energy, black holes and what’s all going on inside them…a wormhole? another universe? another altogether new reality portal? where Michael Rockefeller disappeared to? (heck we discovered the first black hole just only in 1971 and the universe is filled with them! All galaxies including our very own Milky Way revolves around a black hole in the center!), cosmic inflation scenarios and different possible models to examine…many Multiverses models? Big Crunch? Big Bounce? Ultimate fate of the Universe scenarios etc etc etc, the Timeline of numerous cosmological theories that have appeared throughout history and failed or changed and keep mutating and improving and constantly debunking the biblical cosmologies making them void because they’re primitive and mega-superstitious dreaming making the universe basically exist revolving around blood magic, demons-cooties powers, phantasm parlor tricks and magical curses as well as there being many different belief systems that exist anyway who also believe that “something happened” from even way before William Craig believed that something happened, so any religion can use the exact same argument as their proof of their religion and even the scientists use the same basic argument that “something happened” because they’re the ones who are finding the facts in the first place (you ever notice how these monomaniacal “Yahwehism-Jehovahism-Fangirling” and “Yahweh-Jehovah-Witches” types are always using scientific facts and discovered cosmic laws and informations and try to twist and deceptively rework the informations for their own personal agenda arguments, but science and scientists never use the bible to find out facts and informations about the actual real universe and cosmos and planet? Heck they never even once used the bible to find out or define what a star, the moon or what gravity is, why it snows, what causes blindness and diseases and how to cure them, what a lightyear, gravity or an orbit is, can you just imagine what a fucko bizarre planet and universe exists today if they did use only bibles as their source of facts and knowledge about things? lol, Why today instead of digging and drilling and finding dinosaurs fossils and petroleum oil and natural gas reserves, the drillers would instead find and accidentally open a gateway portal hole to the underworld abode of all the roaming dead and the Venus-Lucifers demons and let loose their spirits to float to the Earth’s surface which would then freely spread and jump into clothes, statues, various objects and finally even into people’s brains which would then cause them to probably turn into ghouls with ghoulish powers and babbling giving wrong predictions all the time, and we would have large bible police groups going around killing and stoning people for working and mowing the lawn on Sundays or for even thinking etc, and besides what sort of twilight zone magic numbers math do they use to try to get a billions of years old universe and planet into a 6 thousand year old universe as well as get all the various different humanoids populations and their separate 10s of thousands of years long histories from just a guy made from a magical mud pie and a rib-woman who was only made as just a fluke afterthought by the all-knowing omni-everything Yahweh-Jehovah because he eventually realized the sheep, goats and cows weren’t sexy enough for the mud pie man? And how could the Adam mud pie man and the Eve rib-woman be Jewish as many Christians ridiculously claim when he was clearly a Mesopotamian-Sumerian-Iraqi in the fable story narrative? Do they even have the slightest clue about the absurdness of their very own logic and imaginary pretend world planet and universe? Pfff he’s not the first person to ever think that “something happened” a long, long, long time ago lol)…but for him just arguing that “something happened” and not knowing what that something is, well somehow that’s all the proof he requires to claim that only the various bibles are perfectly true and all real and divine? The theological views, ridiculous assumptions claims and unproven personal presuppositions by William Lane Craig and similar Yahwehism-Jehovahism skylord fangirls actually has absolutely nothing and even less than zero to do with the actual biblical cosmology he uses as his foundational starting point (heck, the entire genesis creation story narrative, and bible, right from the very start is all jumbled around, backwards, warped and confused all over the place getting the order and reality of things so wrong that it’s laughable and dreamscape clown world absurd (plants, trees and vegetation before the sun?, 24 hour days and nights before the sun and moon existed?, dry land presto-magico appearing only 3 days before a humanoid?, a man before animals?, but also after the animals but before a woman?, stars as local glowy-glowy light bulbs in a nonexistent solid firmament?, the upper waters above the firmament?, magical trees and fruit and talking snake?, no knowledge of or even a clue about the real sizes and lightyears distances away of the glowy-glowy light things?, rabbits out of a hat and then plopped all over the place?, how does the light from stars billions of lightyears away already magically be seen on earth?, many thousands of and massive craters on the earth and moon and planets already premade on the surface to only just make it look billions of years old?, where are the dinosaurs? (are we seriously supposed to still believe that the 400 billion stars and similar number of planets in the 100,000 lightyears wide Milky Way galaxy are just glowy-glowy light things under an imaginary solid firmament because some anonymous guy somewhere wrote it?), just don’t think about it, don’t do the math or ask any inquiring questions just believe the fables and the gematria magic numbers as the only truth?, and that’s just the first few pages designed to lay the brainwashing foundations in your mind to accept much more later stories, hocus pocus and fables as being real). IT IS SO OBVIOUS AND IRREFUTABLE BEYOND THE SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT BIBLE APOLOGISTS/EXCUSES MAKERS-LIARS WHEN THEY REFER TO WHATEVER ACTUALLY IS BEHIND THE UNIVERSE AS BEING “GOD” ARE JUST DECEPTIVELY EQUATING THAT TERM TO THE GULLIBLE MASSES WITH ONLY BEING THEIR PERSONAL CONCOCTED YAHWEH-JEHOVAH GODLING CHARACTER IN THEIR FICTION FAIRY TALES BOOKS, BUT THE PROVEN TRUTH IS THEIR PUNY IGNORANT AND POWERLESS FICTIONAL YAHWEH-JEHOVAH CACODEMON GODLING DEITY PHANTASM CHARACTER HAS EVEN LESS THAN NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REAL UNIVERSE ORIGINS AND COSMOS-EARTH REALITY (it can’t even build a box or a boat or a building or even defeat iron chariots it’s just inadequate and revolting), the anonymous desert writer was obviously fantasizing, adapting and reworking already known ancient myths and worldviews and so completely ignorant of the real cosmos history, earth history and moon, sun and stars history that he comes across as a moronic fool), so he’s being pointless, disturbingly obsessed and monomaniacal with only his particular choices of anonymous desert fairy tales worldviews and just a typical irrelevant lying schizo borderline insane obstinate presuppositionalist philoso-troll charlatan all over the place in his claims. Basically it’s a tricky deceptive personal psychological motives agenda brainwashing attempt argument and mainly special pleading Yahweh-Jehovah-witchery to dupe gullible people like pulling a Yahweh-Jehovah out of a hat just because “something happened” even though he has no clue what the something or somethings is or are and even through scientific evidences we already do know already refute and debunk his biblical history narratives claims, so basically he thinks all the proof he needs is that “something happened” Presto-Magico!…Hey why did the apple fall from the tree? why are there so many dinosaur fossils? why do Ice Ages, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes and hurricanes happen? and why does the earth revolve around the sun and not the other way around like it used to in the bible times?…Well it’s pretty obvious and simple then …because “something happened” Ta-Da! Undeniable proof that Yahweh-Jehovah made it rain quails, turned sticks into snakes, a talking snake and donkey existed, magic apple curses-cooties are eternal and he made the sun and moon stay still in the sky for 24 hours for Joshua’s battle in the suburbs against those pesky pork tenderloin and shrimp eaters and their nefarious infants etc etc, etc. Wow! I guess something really did happen 6,000 years ago which means only the anonymous writers of the bible stories know the truths of all space-time existence and wrote what really happened hallelujah. But even if the charlatan William Lane Craig, and similar thinking/wishing scheming types in their yahweh-jehovah mind-parasites fever, likes to believe that the entire universe came into existence “out of nothing” only just 6,000 years ago, or even 13.7 billion years ago, either way his theological presuppositions trickeries and smoke and mirrors bible-premises fantasy are still way, way off and egregiously wrong, why?..just 2 simple facts and observations…1: We know that “something” cannot come from “nothing” (an abracadabra rabbit in a hat appearing out of nothing is not real, maybe it was a frog at first or a rock or a chunk of carbon or just a bunch of particles and atoms but whatever it was it was definitely something before, even the hat or anyone holding a hat would not exist in a nothing, nothing is so nothing that nobody can even think about and try to envision it because it’s impossible to even conceive and comprehend it, if you time travelled back to a hypothetical WLC nothing state you wouldn’t even see anything because you wouldn’t have eyeballs and even if you did, which is impossible, you wouldn’t even see just darkness-nothing because darkness is a something! it’s just the lack of light but it would still be a particles thing not allowed to exist in a nothing, and no dark matter or dark energy either, your mind would explode and implode at the same time in an eternal loop before even starting to try to comprehend what nothing is), i.e. – “Nothing comes from nothing”…2: We know something exists, things exist, the universe exists and things in it exist, something exists at all times somewhere in one way or another always…Conclusion: Therefore the only conclusion is that there simply was never “nothing” or a state of nothing, i.e. – the universe was never in a state of nothingness and being nothing, because “nothing can come from nothing” so there had to be something before our present observable universe existed not just William Lane Craig’s magical abracadabra-rabbit nothingness state of nothing that he has such faith in without any evidences or emperical data information to back it up, aka “faith in nothingness” being the main central nothing-reason for all later somethings and abracadabra-rabbits that have ever existed and exist or will exist appearing out of nothing, it exists and just is what it is. (“Nothingness” is a mind construct: Many argue that even just the idea of true nothingness is a human concept, not a reality. They contend that even before the universe, there was a formless “pure potential,” which is not the same as nothingness, so existence, in some form, has always been). According to even his own narrative the yahweh-jehovah god would then likewise also have to come into existence from out of nothing only “at the exact same time” as the universe so according to WLC they would both simultaneously have not existed previously because there was just “absolute nothing” before that, and nothing means “absolute nothing” with “absolutely no somethings existing” of any sorts so there wouldn’t have even been any clouds or angels with swords or any angels or choirs or lamps or robes or thrones or trumpets or chariots of fire or a wheel covered in eyeballs or anything at all just only “absolute nothing”, before finally existing with the solar system universe in 6 days only 6,000 years ago and then become a stupendous superduper marvelous amazing omni-this and that and the most omniest trickster dual personality yahweh-jehovah-satan godling of midian and defeating the deap sea leviathan sea monster after the canaanite/mesopotamian god el (aka “the big guy upstairs/big kahuna/big enchilada/head honcho etc etc etc) and the dinosaurs and ice ages, which would mean that something else created his yahweh-jehovah-satan because even he didn’t exist yet until the bronze age magical trees and magical fruits universe origins. But it gets even worse for his abracadabra-rabbit from nothingness metaphysics claim, because nowhere at anytime has anyone ever showed or proven even just one instance in the entire universe of something actually coming to existence from “absolute nothing”, ever, isn’t that strange that beyond his one unproven personal opinion mental gymnastics metaphysical claim that there isn’t even just 1 more instance of something coming to exist from absolute nothing? Nowhere at any time does it ever happen anywhere ever (but there’s lots and plenty of proven examples of somethings coming to exist from other previous somethings). And besides that, his claim of something from nothing is largely based on his cherry-picked bible text excerpts, a few words which were written by anonymous writing hyper-superstitious iron age desert gurus/scribes who believed in blood magic and sacrifices and magic numbers and magical trees and multi-headed dragons and weird space creatures and floating wheels full of eyeballs and phantasms-cooties powers and curses and proven fake genealogies and histories and repeatedly got science and the universe wrong, believed in a flat on pillars earth and glowy-glowy light things hanging in a ceiling sky firmament, believed in wrong cosmologies, got natural history wrong, wrong medical cures and wrong and failed predictions and had no clue what even a lightyear, a galaxy or earth orbit was etc, etc, etc, but he somehow for some strange unknown personal psychological motives agenda reason thinks that only these are the people and their fairy tales to trust and believe when it comes to the nature and origins of the cosmos and all space-time and of all existence? (To put it into the most basic terms, are we seriously supposed to elevate a handful of hyper-superstitious primitive thinking (believing in ethereal phantasm-cooties powers and curses being behind illnesses, abnormalities and health problems instead of bacterias, pathogens, viruses etc as just one example) anonymous writing scribes in a tent or cave in the iron age deserts into some sort of magical elite status wizards with the secret knowledge about the universe, galaxy, the planet, existence and eternity (and a bunch of other claims including wrong predictions) largely based on their personal dreams-visions-hallucinations or just personally manufactured for his personal narrative, and so that somehow makes them more knowledgeable about all these things more than even all the scientists, physicists, chemists, mathematicians, archaeologists, paleologists, anthropologists, researchers and scholars who ever come after them all put together? They are all wrong, all science classes and science findings are wrong but the anonymous ancient scribbler-dreamer fantasizer is magically knowledgeable and the only one with the complete universal truth and 100% right just because he wrote it whoever he was? That is just quite simply insanity to believe such a thing, you’re basically transforming them into magical gods), that’s like believing some unknown guys who just barely were able to figure out how to change a spark plug or open an instagram account or read a dictionary and then immediately promoting them to fixing and designing satellites and rocketships and infrared space telescopes and being in charge of mission control tracking, position and trajectory coordinates systems for the next space mission to the moon and beyond, that is just plain delusional clown world retarded and absurd.
This brief video again irrefutably proves what I’ve mentioned in these posts and particularly shown in these videos, namely that the Bronze-Iron Age fictional vengeful, angry, jealous, infanticidal, sacrifices-loving, bloodhungry sky-tyrant Yahweh-Jehovah along with his Venus-Lucifers Devils and with Azazel, Leviathan, Belial, Beelzebub, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth, Samael and the Diabolus “The” Satan horned goat-footed caped one, and probably the six-fingered and six-toed Nephilim also, and of course along with the later invented Yeshua rabbi-magician skywizard phantasm of many faces and identities (who is also the Yahweh-Jehovah, or is him most of the time, or just some of the time or “act-ually” none of the time or whatever someone thinks, when he’s not a 7-eyed and 7-horned sheep with a sword in his mouth and soaked in the blood of his enemies on a horse or battling the 7-headed dragon in outer space by the moon), they are all on the same team trying to implant the planetary torah-mind onethink-unthink mind-parasites to further spread their mind-virus, they are invading minds from different angles and using various psychological motives agenda tactics and onethink-unthink brainwashing echelons simultaneously on all sides but all with the same mind control goals…to leave the victim’s minds trapped with nowhere to hide and run to freedom in the real world. And their various earthly minions, apostle-witches acolytes and decepticon loyal sleeper cells in societies (including on television, the internet and the Youtube regions and yes even on DVDs if it serves their purpose) are even now still attempting to gain complete mind control over the masses so as to spread the mindtrap mindprison and theft of personalities, identities and of even real world history itself, and only then can “The Trickster” (who isn’t even real as already proven, it’s just the implanted Yahwehism-Jehovahism mind-parasites and onethink-unthink mind-virus dreamscapes delusions since the days of the anonymous ancient lying desert blood magic warlocks and esoteric mysticism gurus and the later psyops cabals, which is when the seeds of the diabolical fables were planted and by hook or by crook implanted, even still today any disagreements between the different psyop factions are diabolical pre-planned “info-tainment” brainwashing propaganda displays meant to fool the particular gullible listener/victim to think that only their pretend world delusion is right) claim victory over all minds and all space-time signaling the doom of every humanoid on the planet which was his/their plan all along whoever they were, even the dinosaurs and ice ages will become unknown fact dreamscapes like magical talking animals, floating wheels full of eyeballs and magic beans, then and only then the Yahweh-Jehovah’s Venus-Lucifer demons will then be free to roam the lands and climb the trees singing and praising it forever for its perfect schemes, but (thank god!…see? I just easily duped and trickily brainwashed someone with a yahwehism-jehovahism word wizardry modus operandi psyop parlor trick and they didn’t even know it)…it’s still not too late to defeat them all and break off the shackles of their various decepticon lies and thwart the plans of their mind control psyops operatives and operations in all their guises and trickster yahweh-jehovah masks…
…Because the common denominator among all the various yahwehism-jehovahism-satan-yeshuaism-venus-luciferism-diabolicalism brainwashing psyops is that although only seeming different on the surface, they all nonetheless support the same onethink-unthink mind-parasites mind-virus psyop and yahweh-jehovah mindtrap mindprison existence (just like in a theologies tennis match but the gaslit brainwashed is the duped unthink tennis ball, a veritable lose-lose situation), (particularly evident in the english language by even taking on the deceptive mask-names “god” and “lord” by nefarious personal agendas-driven yahwehist-jehovahist bible translators to fool the duped masses) and with brand new universal powers and parlor tricks claims from an original just very local mountain volcanic bloodhungry phantasm godling in ancient midian according to their very own fairy tales, and then absurdly applied more new mutating powers over time to claim to even make the universe and planet 6,000 years ago and invent the new magic apple curse blessings fable for its own glory and for all humanoids doom because he hates them all but which the humanoids should be thankful for and praise it to make it feel better and act less monstrous, many today uphold the multitude of already failed soothsayers prophecies and even proclaim that the mighty yahweh-jehovah along with his venus-lucifers devils and with azazel, leviathan, belial, beelzebub, astaroth, asmodeus, behemoth, samael and the diabolus “THE” satan horned goat-footed caped one will once again return to his dusty sulfuric mountain top kingdom paradise in the deserts of midian to rule the planet perfectly once again just as he did 6,000 years ago at the beginning of space and time…
…Lessons learned….the monstrous sacrifices-loving bloodhungry yahweh-jehovah godling of a mountain top in midian in a fairy tale has today after many centuries been given the unfounded and deceptive mask-names “god” and “lord” by yahwehist-jehovahist bible translators and given new magic powers and for no factual reason even absurdly given credit as the creator of the entire space and time universe 6,000 years ago, at first mainly by just a few anonymous iron age desert mystic gurus’ unthink-onethink mindtrap theologies who were scribbling personal phantasm-fantasies for only the tents of their own local onethink mind control psyop, then centuries later eventually about the late 1st century another anonymous writer guy (and a few more anonymous writers after him plagiarizing and adapting from the same first fable) invented the rabbi yeshua magician as a new literary device character to clearly tell the truth to his people and explain that it’s the yahweh-jehovah who actually is the devil and venus-lucifer satan all along and always has been because it’s even been written and admitted to in the mindprison psyop “script-tures”, that he is a liar and murderer and jealous bloodhungry and full of rage vengeance against everybody and evil and creates the evil etc, but then over time other personal psychological motives agendas propaganda writing cult psyops groups evolved to mutate their writings further still and eventually even transform the yeshua character as actually being yahweh-jehovah which is blasphemy and impossible and heretical also because the guy who wrote the 1st story in the late 1st century whoever he was wrote that the yeshua character clearly explained that the yahweh-jehovah is the devil and father of lies and the first liar and murderer and that that’s what the people worship which is not his god, so the yeshua character was originally actually another dionysus, hercules, romulus, buddha, krishna, zalmoxis, apollonius and asclepius etc, etc, etc, and at no time was he ever the yahweh-jehovah or an acolyte of his or claim to be because that would be the complete opposite and absurd, for this reason after his rising he reincarnated into other identities to only a few of his secret coven, and only them, and even they didn’t realize it was him because his new identities appearances assured that the temple priests would not find out and think instead that he was with the demons, that’s why many times he is even deceptively given the appearance of a bjorn borg of samaria (pfff…that would be like billy graham praising allah or buddha and waving around the koran, vedas or sutras or like some shinto religion follower preaching about abraham, joshua and mahershalalhashbaz, not bloody likely), but over time the onethink-unthink sleeper cells agents of the various yahweh-jehovah psyops groups infiltrated and corrupted the written stories of the original movement with their mind-parasites modus operandi fables and so for those not in the know many people even today erroneously (unthinkingly and so trickily duped to become unthink-onethink yahweh-jehovah slaves) are praising and worshipping and grovelling to the puny weak unknowing fictional midianite yahweh-jehovah iron age local desert bloodhungry godling in an anonymous written fable by using the deceptive bible translators’ inserted mask-name “god” and “lord” but it’s still just a midian blood-loving phantasm who is really the devil and venus-lucifer satan because the written fairy tales scripts irrefutably prove it but the duped have the mind-virus onethink mind-parasites where words don’t mean words and so they’re unwilling to accept reality or ask questions and examine things in the real world, and so the yahweh-jehovah-satan who is the devil and his earthly lying minions cabals have duped and brainwashed many millions and even billions of humanoids to grovel to it and believe the lies and written illusions (and even give faith-shekels seeds believe it or not) because of the nefarious yahweh-jehovah blood magic mind control psyops groups who infiltrated and corrupted the original codes of the story-script and character but replaced them with the yahwehism-jehovahism-diabolicalism which is the later devil and satan also but was him all along anyway as already proven (some ancient original sources which have been mentioned but lost and even intentionally destroyed by later conspiring gurus onethink-unthink thought police cabals supposedly claimed that the yeshua character was never born to any mary anywhere and never grew up in egypt but was, among many different things, a renegade mandean (and many other believers groups such as mentioned near the beginning of this post) and many believed he even originally arrived from hyperborea as already a man with the cosmic truths and promising his coven that they too can live in his father’s mansions and chalets (after all, why would there be mansions and chalets with many rooms in a supposed heaven? (where are they going to get the stones and bricks and mortar to build it if it’s all spiritual and like ethereal floating ghosts in the clouds?)…to sleep and read in? yes of course!…to sleep, read, relax and entertain people in and watch live skiing and olympics on tv also, and on the flip side why would there also be mansions, chalets and especially a temple in a heaven in the first place anyway? what the heck for? the temple is where animals are slaughtered…for their blood, (for their glorious marvelous precious magical blooooood buhuhuhaha hallelujah!) and burned, that’s the whole entire point and purpose of a yahweh-jehovah temple, why so important to splash animal blood around inside the temple? and why is the yahweh-jehovah so addicted and obsessed with smelling burning animals and blood? does the animal blood really have magic powers in them? or actually is it that the animal blood is what gives magic powers to him? the universe really does operate according to blood magic laws science? And on top of that, the written yeshua character never at any time even refers to any yahweh-jehovah or yahweh or jehovah as his father or as any god, never ever not in aramaic, hebrew or greek…never ever not even once…coincidence?, but he did call the yahweh-jehovah as satan and the father of lies murderer devil father)…but his character and messages was later completely stolen, reworked, corrupted and rewritten and new different words and ideas put into his mouth by those early nefarious yahweh-jehovah writing psyops gangs and mystical blood-magic cabals stories writing fabulists (including giving wrong failed predictions, surprise surprise… just like the failed predictions in the OT what a coincidence) who still adhered to their personal fairy tales to worship the yahweh-jehovah-devil murderer father of lies, and so that’s why many millions around the globe even today every weekend have been duped to still gather at churches and temples and buildings and in the tv/radio/youtube regions also to sing and praise the yahweh-jehovah devil murderer and father of lies because they believe the lies of the ancient yahwehist-jehovahist mind-parasites psyops cabals writing gangs which is how the ignorant gullible people were easily brainwashed back then, sometimes the various unthink yahwehism-jehovahism psyops cabals leaders even wear costumes and fancy hats as an added smoke and mirrors illusion mindtrap modus operandi to trickily dazzle the duped herds into further brainwashed submission to their decepticon dreamscapes plans and mind control mindprison chicanery schemes, but most just wear regular clothes as their deceptive unsuspecting camouflage to perform “simon says” theatrics), because you can’t be and/or worship the yahweh-jehovah of ancient midian and then at the same time accuse that very same yahweh-jehovah of being the murderer devil and lying satan father of lies can you? The only way to make any sense of that glaring contradiction is if he’s talking about 2 completely different gods…or that the writers of all these disagreeing bible dreamscapes stories and anonymous fables we have today were written by confused, hyper-delusional yahwehism-jehovahism cults fabulists and even lying insane people (the isaiah soothsayer character supposedly walked around babbling curses, failed prophecies and badmouthing jerusalem for 3 whole years while barenaked and barefoot, that’s normal and a divinely-inspired behaviorism?)…just like the lying technically insane hocus pocus mumbo jumbo patients seen in the above videos.
Aka – Because of the proven “facts” that the older myths and fables were just written into the newer myths and fables…again. Or the cliche inane slogan mentioned by Robert M. Price…”The bible says it, I believe it, that settles it.” Talk about obsessive-compulsive disorder and delusional fixated psychosis with pretend world myths, Bronze/Iron Age desert blood magic-magical thinking and imaginary anonymously written magical characters with absurd theological mysticism ramblings.
To add even more absurd bizarreness and zany mythomania cultism to the story, it should be noted that the unnamed cosmic figure sent by the yahweh-jehovah to confront Balaam and his talking donkey in Numbers 22:22, is in the original Hebrew actually described and written as it being sent to be “Ha-Satan” (The Satan/ aka The Adversary/Accuser etc) against Balaam, this is also actually even the very first time occurrence of the word “satan” in the entire Hebrew Bible, so the very first appearance of the word “satan” is as it simply being a position and role of a controlled supernatural lackey guy (a sort of heavenly errand boy/gofer) being sent by the yahweh-jehovah to do his mundane and/or dirty work because he’s too busy writing, sending plagues and appearing at backyard sacrificing BBQs festivities etc. Later the literary device character “Satan” also appears again as a heavenly loyal prosecutor role angel as one of the “70 Sons of Yahweh-Jehovah” and again under his authority is sent to kill all Job’s daughters ansd sons and all his slaves and all his herds and destroy all his gold and tents etc because Satan and Yahweh-Jehovah are again teammates on the same team again because they’re actually both Yahweh-Jehovah anyway…..That’s right!!! You are now officially in the hocus pocus suspension of disbelief bible deserts dreamscapes twilight zone clown world! (This topic is better explained and discussed at my previous post).
This video is bullshit, who ever sees a neighborhood pay phone that isn’t broken or covered in graffiti?
Yep, because just like the Paul supposedly said and wrote, masturbating is unholy disobedience against the very heart of his skylord because you’re supposed to stay as a virgin for his skylord because we’re the slaves and brides of his Christ-Man bridegroom he found in his dreamy-dreams and imagination vision (after being born as already a man in outer space from an anonymous woman by the moon before escaping the clutches of an outer space 7-headed dragon, who swept 1/3 of all the stars in the sky to the earth…Really for real!), and so masturbation is being unfaithful to his christ-husband (who is the son of god or actually is god or is god and man or is god just sometimes or most of the time or actually even none of the time or whatever and etc and so on), because we’re supposed to be his virgin bride and slave, and so because of being an unfaithful bride to his skylord you will lose out on floating to the outer space clouds in a new zombified spacesuit body to marry him in the clouds (I should make it clear here though, I’m not endorsing or not endorsing or have any opinion about them marrying their bridegroom skylord as his virgin slave-bride according to their own narrative beliefs because it doesn’t concern or interest me because it’s just fables rubbish some guy wrote somewhere, I’m personally 100% heterosexual so I would only marry a female, but if they want to have a celestial gay marriage doing things in the clouds along with the paul and the other gurus well then that’s their thing and not mine, just saying so there’s no confusion), you will then not be and shall not be verily time-warped to 1,900 years ago to be with the Paul during his lifetime to float and meet the other 144,000 Jewish men virgins in the clouds and have a joyous marvelous gay cloud party swell time floating around as the Paul and his skylord guaranteed and promised before taking over the planet, all because you cheated on his skylord your bridegroom with your earthly masturbation desires and hand abominations and so you lost your virginity which has upset his skylord (who is your slave master and bridegroom because you’re all slaves and brides of the celestial floating “christ-man” skylord who will marry you in the clouds as paul wrote) and making him angry and he may divorce you now or probably just instead melt you or stab you with the sword in his mouth or zap you with his burning fire eyeballs, and the Paul oughta know after all because he was given his skylord secrets personally and they were given to nobody else on the planet ever so the Paul oughta know what he’s talking and dreaming about because the secrets were only put into his brains just like he said and wrote (unless of course the devil and the yahweh-jehovah were only tricking him to see if he had the faith or would he instead get duped by his very own brains which were only his brains and dreamy-dreams all along).
Yep, those atheists and agnostic sceptic rationalists types people are always going around handing out their pamphlets and knocking on doors trying to get people to join their religion club, and them always on television and especially in the mornings and particularly especially all day on Sundays going on and on and on about their facts this, evidences that, history and science this and medicines and cures that, and hospitals and pills magic this and that etc, and them trying to constantly get people to send them money so that they can go around fooling more people to send them even more money and keep babbling about imaginary facts and stuff who just obviously want to control people’s minds and obey only their ideas, their facts stories and their pretend world rational opinions and no thinking or questioning allowed (they’re even going around inventing all sorts of things and making up fantasies like ridiculous imaginary dinosaurs, continental drift, asteroids impacts, fossils and ancient civilizations fairy tales that laughably supposedly existed before even the universe was made 7,000 years ago which is impossible sayeth the mighty omni-everything yahweh-jehovah), Ice Ages and mammoths stories (which according to them is supposedly some sort of invented funny-looking magical elephant that had fancy tusks and was even completely covered in furry wool? pfff lol!, who would believe such lying fables nonsense stories just because some anonymous guy in a tent somewhere wrote it after dreaming?, lol, they just invent to fool people with their invented dreams lies and magical elephants and magical pills stories just for their own desire for mind control power!), cave paintings fables, astronomy and expanding universe fiction-fables etc). There really should be a law made to stop their television mind control brainwashing duping propaganda shows from being broadcast on public television where even children can be easily brainwashed into believing their so-called facts and evidences fables and unholy absurd non-gematria infernal numbers and then probably because of it get sent to an eternal burning BBQ festival by yahweh-jehovah and the rabbi yeshua magician-exorcist secret parables fig tree bacon/shrimp-hating guy (as well as the satan-jehovah-yahweh, yahweh-jehovah-satan AND jehovah-yahweh-satan/venus-lucifer characters [and probably most importantly the yahweh-satan-jehovah and jehovah-satan-yahweh]) for believing such ridiculous imaginary monoliths nonsense facts and evidences and magical mammoths fairy tales hallelujah.
Actually the “God’s Country/Universe” is even smaller than the red dot shown above, but the more important main point is that the newly appearing Yahweh-Jehovah deity presented and claimed in the bible’s fables either had no clue about and/or just did not care about the existence and daily lives of and events going on outside of a 200km radius from Jerusalem (and it very strangely spent most of it’s time in the deserts where it first shows up, as a volcano god of dark sulfur smoke, lightning, thunder, earthquakes and later as a puff of smoke above a tent}, and for thousands of years practically nobody outside that bubble radius knew that he/it existed either or about anything going on in that bubble radius, and not particularly caring about the goings on there either. So in effect he/it is really only the master of the red bubble universe seen above, not of the actual real universe and everything in it (because it thought the earth was flat on pillars and that stars were glowy-glowy lights things hanging in the ceiling sky and was really into sacrifices, blood magic, various kinds of desert cooties and a bunch of other primitive superstitions and weird things).
Even just this amusing meme opens up a pandora’s box plethora of questions, problems and absurdities.
♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
Gives a law to not kill the great real estate land owners neighbors and slaves owners neighbors and the elite priestly class and their handpicked royalty neighbors (or covet their slaves, tents, sheep, cattle, herd of wives and donkeys etc)…but then personally commands them to go stab, burn and kill all the men, women, children and babies in every town they come across (oh and burn a bunch of their virgins too because he really, really likes the pleasing aroma smell in his nostrils he says, their burning flesh is literally a pleasing aroma to him/it)…what a really, really creepy desert genie fiend great guy. Heck, who needs a later invented devil scapegoat literary device character boogieman when you already have the one and only original boogieman?
Yep, the Yahweh-Jehovah of the bible stories (who some people think is the much later Yeshua character’s father or actually is him, or is him most of the time or just some of the time, or actually none of the time or whatever people are inventing and claiming now anyway) is already known for being a sort of prototype and precursor to the Darkseid, Thanos and Galactus comic book characters of the 20th century, but since it’s known in the bible stories for commanding that entire towns and cities be completely depopulated and scorched-earth destroyed including killing all their men, women, children and even stabbing and slaughtering all the babies, including even ripping the women’s wombs apart to get at the baby and then stab it making sure it was dead, then it also likewise makes him seem like a Terminator character (an angry remorseless all-loving jealous, smiteful furious, all-powerful super-duper smart omni-everything, omni-everywhere enraged bloodhungry apoplectic desert Yahweh-Jehovah-Terminator), and even Joshua and all the other hero characters who follow the commands and perform the deeds obediently through the power of the holy ghost then they’re also just like a bunch of loyal automaton Terminators basically, except of course they’re just using swords and spears instead of modern weapons and lasers, and that’s the gospel truth that he wrote hallelujah.

Yep, it’s just like that song says “…♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…” because we all really should try to be more like those patriarchs guys and special believing hero characters who followed the yahweh-jehovah from earliest times and who even chatted back and forth with him in the desert somewhere getting all sorts of secrets, making deals, all sorts of wheeling and dealing blessings and other glorious shenanigans or whatever, yep they had them real faiths and tents, slaves, concubines and goats blessings back in the ol’ time religion times that we really should try to emulate those characters and so be all full of the faith and stuff, or full of something anyway, it’s probably what the yahweh-jehovah wants.
…♫♪♪♬…Gimme ♪ that ol’ ♬ time religion ♫ ♩♩♫…
I should let it be known that the writers, editors and publishers at Ring of the Hyperboreans completely disagree and do not condone slavery whether forced or even purchased from others who had them as slaves previously or to view another humanoid as personal private property belonging to anyone like a lawn mower or tractor or mule, even though the custom has been in existence for thousands of years and recorded about since at least 3500 BCE in ancient Mesopotamia and Egypt, because we think it is primitive behaviorism and just so Bronze-Iron Age mentality to support or condone (even though the the bible yahweh-jehovah deity really liked the idea and so continued and legalized the customs, and he was supposedly a god of a part of the deserts and had his own temple tent altar and everything hallelujah). We also think that it is a much more serious crime than ordering a Red Lobster seafood platter or making garlic butter pan-fried shrimp, pork fried rice, bacon & cheese stuffed chicken or crab salad at home, we also think that it is a much more worse crime than even wearing a 50/50 cotton-polyester shirt or shaving, Ring of the Hyperboreans does not support movements, organizations or clubs that think otherwise or advertise their books and scrolls either even if an ancient desert blood magic-cooties godling boogieman author character thinks otherwise.
To biblical apologists/excuses makers-liars and scamvangelists decepticons Aka “Yahweh-Jehovah Command Theory”.
That’s right! It’s “Yahweh-Jehovah Command Theory”.
Yep, “Yahweh-Jehovah Command Theory” again.
It’s amazing and torturously boring annoying how every 20 years people come around with the same ol’ biblical talking points and pretend world rigmarole claims that have already been refuted and disproven numerous times but acting as if they’re new original never heard or talked about before biblical talking points, and then being slaughtered by thinking, reason and real world facts each time as usual.
These are hilarious, watch as a former christian-yahwehist-jehovahist confounds and perplexes an ancient deserts fairy tales obsessed bible college teacher and his minion apparatchik lackey about their skydaddy yahwehism-jehovahism-satanism-yeshuaism-venus-luciferism-paulianityism planetary unthink-onethink beliefs into defeat using just only their very own book (well one of the versions anyway) and with the simplest of questions and information straight from their own given book (a bible teacher who even had no clue that every contradictory and plagiarized reworked gospel-novel is actually anonymously written and had names attached only in the late 2nd century so nobody knows who the heck wrote them or where, I’m talking one of those completely obsessed-consumed mental horse-blinders wearing people who Dr. Robert M. Price describes with their popular slogan “the bible says it, I believe it, that settles it!”, those who believe in anonymous ancient fables and absurd dreamscapes stories over facts and scientific real world evidences…”I’ve got to keep believing in only the anonymous desert fables I’ve been brainwashed to believe, I’ve got to believe in the magic apple curse, failed prophecies, contradictions, blood magic hocus pocus wizards and the venus-lucifers phantasms as the only reality that exists in the 6,000 year old universe or else I won’t be able to teleport backwards in time to float with the saul and the paul to the clouds in a new immortal spacesuit body and instead I’ll burn and melt and remelt and have melting eyeballs and intestines forever for disobeying the great, amazing superduper yahweh-jehovah and his king of the jews son skylord of galilee and midian and moab and edom and his favorite lying magicians and writers”…), you can almost literally hear their delusional dreamscape pretend world personal psychological motives agenda cherry-picking theological presuppositions mental gymnastics performance failing on all fronts and shocking even his very own pew-potatoes watching it later on youtube…you can almost hear the uneven and parallel bars breaking in their hands, the balance beam cracking and splintering under their feet, the pommel horse and rings snapping apart and falling like a jumbo jet filled with disobedient non-praying heretical infidels, the horizontal bar and vault breaking into pieces, even the hoop and ribbons flying out of their hands as they’re then forced in desperation to just do the boring simultaneous circling the stomach and patting his head shtick as a diversion because even the magic apple curse cooties-fighting phantasm didn’t arrive to bestow the divine babbling fire-tongues powers to make new miraculous word salad theological fantasy deceptions, and then as a last resort desperate attempt to keep making up their own bible and saving his crumbling to pieces alternate reality in his mind-parasites infected brain by doing anguished back and forth personal obscure abstract concepts cherry-picked theological cartwheels to try to justify his psychosis, “their necessary” omni-everything powerful amazing ancient desert “The Trickster” cacodemon skydaddy ghoul and his other venus-lucifer-satan persona identities has been made into a scarecrow that can’t even scare a mouse drunk on schnapps (It’s just really sad and pathetic seeing when these bellyaching decepticons are trapped in a corner like a rat and unable to keep using their usual modus operandi schemes to cope and continue inventing their very own make believe personal bible), it’s just hilarious but also pathetic which makes it even more hilarious (supposedly the bible teacher is soon joining ken ham and the questions answers in genesis team to discover the fossils record and the land route that kangaroos, koalas and platypus’ took from Turkey to Australia and the penguins from Babylon to Antarctica).
How much more disturbingly absurd and morosely pathetic does it get? (much more actually because I’ve seen and heard plenty of similar dupes consumed-obsessed with the ancient desert fairy tales and unwilling or unable to escape their pretend world vortex mindtrap mindprison bubble, this is William Lane Craig and Ken Ham level psychosis buffoonery and the amount of hyperfanatical personal psychological motives agenda cherry-picking confirmation biases, suspension of disbelief, cognitive dissonance and factless theological mental gymnastics with these monomaniacal philoso-trolls types to support their beliefs as the one and only correct-think is just mindboggling, and their constant special pleading talking points that only their boogieman is the real boogieman or else (which any religion or guru in the world can likewise claim) is just so torturously boring and pointless already). How farcical does it get when your god needs people like this and similar scheming types to lie and ad hoc make up and perform mental theological cartwheels to make excuses for and to protect your god and stories? And just look at the ridiculous wall poster in the back with images of his personal fictitious superheroes, the primitive onethink-unthink hyperaddiction to his personal Kool-Aid Clown World is just plain repulsive to just about anyone who knows how to read.
The amount of deranged obstinate mental retardation gymnastics and personal psychological motives agenda pretend world metaphysics coming from his filthy demented mind and blithering piehole actually is quite miraculous and divine knowledge…Well, there have been cases of 5 year olds shooting people, so the gist of it is killing 5 year olds and babies is quite justifiable and the perfectly fine right thing to do? and acceptable as a human behaviorism because “his” skylord commands it in a mythological story?, but commands it how and to who? to only a wandering magus guru or army commander or some goat burning blood magic writing mystic soothsayer by way of a dream or personal clairvoyance voices in only his head?…(believing in and supporting this fictional ancient desert bloodhungry sky-tyrant is one thing and absurd enough but actually encouraging others to blindly-unthinkingly worship it also is just heinously criminal). I guess it’s another “proof” that his yahweh-jehovah godling skydaddy phantasm is the most omniest of them all which is why his followers must do theological cartwheels and backflips all over the place to make absurd warped excuses for and to protect him on his cloudy throne. It’s just so brainwshed primitive in actually being proud of and blatantly supporting the stabbing and killing of infants and children, cannibalism including the worst kind “family cannibalism“, genocides, scorched-earth ethnic cleansing, rapes, child rapes, sex slavery, sex crimes and sex trafficking just because his fictional boogieman phantasm in a book supports it and says it’s the right thing to do. All these types when they wear their cosplay costumes and fancy hats the only thing missing is “lying imbecile” stitched on the hat and maybe one of those spinning propellers on top for when the holy ghost arrives from midian.
I hope they at least made a good garlic butter dipping sauce beforehand.
  • Jeremiah 19:9
  • 2 Kings 8:12
  • Isaiah 13:16
  • Zechariah 14:2
  • Jeremiah 51:20-23
  • Leviticus 26:29
  • Deuteronomy 28:53-57
  • 2 Kings 6:28-29
  • Hosea 13:16
  • Lamentations 4:10
  • Ezekiel 5:10
  • 2 Chronicles 36:17
  • 2 Kings 17:6-7
  • 2 Kings 25:1-3
  • Isaiah 9:20
  • Micah 3:3
  • Psalm 137:9
So how badly exactly would you have to beat someone with a rod for them to be in a coma or immobile for 2 whole days? A little bit? And if the slave dies then the owner just gets a basic fine to the equivalent of something like animal cruelty. What a great guy-god hallelujah.
Hmmm? for an ancient desert phantasm yahweh-jehovah godling or whatever (and sometimes a puff of smoke above a tent) and the most omni this and that and most omni-powerful of them all and master of all of midian supposedly (who’s also supposedly the father of the much later rabbi yeshua magician guy skylord character or is him or is him most of the time or just some of the time or none of the time or whatever the latest personal psychological motives agenda and mutating invented fads are), for some weird reason in the stories it sure does like and order lots of murders, infanticides, genocides, arson, cruelty to animals, rape, kidnapping, child sex trafficking and human sacrifices, I guess that’s why he’s got so many enthusiastic supporting male and female fangirling and singing worshipping minions in awe of it. Even just this example from the numerous other examples proves that William Lane Craig’s cherished dreamscape fantasy notion of “Divine Command Theory” propaganda (which very deceptively is just a smoke and mirrors mind trick attempt on the gullibles because according to his own beliefs and “script-tures” sources it’s actually just “Yahweh-Jehovah Command Theory” he’s ultimately trying to shill to the dupes, which again contradicts and is impossible all over the place anyway because his Y-J phantasm only first shows up in the Midian desert just hanging around with his Venus-Lucifer sidekick on a mountain to just the Moses character in the fairy tale, that’s the actual first written account appearance of his supposed omniness realm and then a little later conveniently still hanging around on the exact same mountain as mainly just a dark volcano sulfur cloud, before the exciting desert wandering, plagues, smiting, raping and genocides adventures start, besides the adam and eve characters in the script are originally first made by the god “el” 6,000 years ago in ancient Mesopotamia and not by the petty enraged bloodhungry yahweh-jehovah who was just only living in the Midian desert) is a load of metaphysical word salad trickery garbage for sickos in a yahwehism-jehovahism blood magic mindprison fever because of the downloaded Y-J unthink-onethink mind parasites and the Y-J mind virus.
Ever notice how throughout lots and lots of the Old Testament it’s basically just a Bronze/Iron Age Sex Manual. This Mosaic law is also just so f**ked up on multiple levels when you actually read it correctly that it’s more like a surreal bizarro-world justice an idiot thought up, it even comes across as sounding more like the rapist actually wrote up the law for himself, hmmm? So the young girl, 8 year old? 10 year old? 12 year old?…whatever, she’s hunting for sea shells or mushrooms or figs and an old smelly ghoulish lurking troll guy jumps out from behind a rock and then rapes her. Then not long afterwards it becomes known to the tribe and he confesses…is the rapist then sentenced to some sort of actual punishment? perhaps a fine and amount of time/years as her slave? hard labour? whipped or flogged or at least a free punch in the face from the father? made to wear an “I’m a rapist” sign for 10 years or banishment from the tribe or something similar? Nope, not at all (because we’re in the bible/yahweh-jehovah twilight zone remember). Nope, all he has to do is just pay a minor shekels inconvenience fee/fine to her father and then she automatically becomes his wife…forever, as in he can’t divorce her ever, and likewise it means she can’t complain, refuse or divorce him either of course, they’re two peas in a pod now forever as long as they live and she’ll also give birth to her rapist’s many future children for the big happy family and future picnics, what a really, really, really great scam resolution and sweet deal…for the ghoulish rapist! Yep, I think it’s very obvious who actually was behind writing this law and for whom (and the many other laws as mentioned), it’s basically like giving a guy who robbed an ice cream shop the punishment of having to eat free ice cream every day for the rest of his life, after a small inconvenience fee paid to the ice cream shop’s landlord first of course…but then it’s free ice cream galore for the rest of your life! Woo-Hoo! What sort of a message does this “sentence” give to every old slimy gross horny salivating and perspiring ghoul troll lurking in the dessert stalking young girls? (although if she was a foreign virgin girl she could have even been sacrificed which is even worse). Yep, I can even hear the twilight zone theme music playing right now.
This absurd episode needs to be elaborated on a bit more because it’s just part of a story that is absolute pretend world rubbish and almost like a badly written ridiculous kitsch comedy. Because just previous to this scene the Yahweh-Jehovah godling deity has to literally “come down” to walk around and see for himself what’s going on in the city of Sodom because he’s only heard rumors up till then (so therefore he is not all-knowing, omnipresent or omniscient….yet, not until many scrolls and centuries later in the stories), then Lot’s uncle Abraham has a ridiculous personal mind game haggling session with the Yahweh-Jehovah in person like trying to get a deal on a chair at a flea market (50 people? how about 45? well how about 40 then? how about 30, you can do 30 can’t you? Maybe 20 then? How about 10 then?), then later Lot (who some call “Righteous Lot” just like that whole “Righteous Noah” thing) offers his daughters to a gang for them to rape and have their way with as long as they don’t touch his 3 angel guys palaroonies who came to visit and eat some unleavened bread (for some reason everyone back then just really hated leaven in their bread), then later Lot’s wife gets zapped but not the usual regular zapped, nope, zapped into a pillar of salt!…just for looking back after escaping the city (btw partly trying to explain why there’s so much salt in the Dead Sea but science has already proven the real reason why, and the mythological cities of Sodom & Gomorrah are just invented fables and the cities and events unknown about by anyone else on the planet except just the one anonymous writer guy, and the Tunguska event-ish type thing has never happened anywhere ever again since and New York City is still standing, but just many duped gaslit fundamental gullibles only think it’s real people and real history), anyway then shortly later Lot’s daughters get him drunk on wine and have sex with him to get pregnant (2 nights in a row! and Lot couldn’t remember anything from both nights! how convenient! and for some strange reason they couldn’t wait a few months, or weeks, or perhaps even just days, to find some other non-father men, nope, they decided they just had to get pregnant that very night in the cave no matter what because it was very important or something), but just like the earlier Noah fable where did the magical wine come from all of a sudden? just previously the angels were literally pulling them by the hand telling them to scram as fast as they can out of the city (“Oh but wait! Let me first grab this shopping cart and fill it with ceramic jars filled with wine!”? lol, the author probably forgot that part), and does the writer of this drivel have any idea about how women get pregnant? Does he think Lot who was shitfaced drunk like a passed out hobo in an alleyway just only had to touch them and presto-magico they’re pregnant? Does the writer not know how a penis functions and how a man has to perform various “exercises” to finish the task so he would have to know what he’s doing? Apparently the pervert writer is clueless or just thinks the reader/listener is a gullible dupe who’ll believe anything no questions asked. And then lastly wouldn’t you know it?, the daughters each give birth to a son, 2 sons! (of course it’s always a son of course naturally, no surprise there), and wouldn’t you know it again?, the writer says that the 2 sons were named Moab and Ammon and coincidentally that they became the founding father origins of the Moabites and Ammonites nations, who just happen to eventually become the hated enemy bordering nations to the Israelites much later in the fables (how convenient again, and a great way to denigrate peoples/nations living next to you and so make them exist before even the Israelites existed, just amazing secret genealogy knowledge powers), for some reason Lot and his daughters then quickly “poof” disappear from the fable story narrative and are never heard of again. Yep, just like the earlier Noah magical boat soap opera and wine adventures, a series of absurd fables and another dreamscape twilight zone story on steroids. Yet there are actually duped fundamental gullible people even still today who claim this anonymously written suspension of disbelief fable is real characters and real history and real genealogies in the real world just because some anonymous guy in the desert somewhere at sometime wrote it.
Gotta love that good ol’ “Yahweh-Jehovah Command Theory” again.
What’s not to like and adore?, sounds A-OK with me and things are looking just really great, the bible, holy ghost and yahweh-jehovah are awesome and the best writer too, now this is my ideal kind of god and I just want to praise and worship it constantly all the time just like he wants and have a personal relationship with him and be his loyal pal and minion so that he’ll tell me secrets and give me prediction powers and not zap or melt me, I love him just soooooo much and want to be with him constantly all the time and write poetry to him and about him constantly all the time and burn incense and sing to him every waking moment just like he wants. We really need to fill our children’s heads with all these really, really, really great stories and magic powers adventures, if people only had such faith today hallelujah.
The main points here are that you’ve always got to obey and “do the right thing” just like it says in all those good ol’ time religion songs (very, very important do the right thing people), and that when you disobey or even just start asking any questions then the desert yahweh-jehovah cacodemon ghoul along with his venus-lucifers will be offended and outraged and rightfully smitefully kill you and your entire family and all your pets and probably rape all your wives too, so you better love and obey him him or else even entire generations of your families and their pets will pay the price hallelujah.
…because you have to believe ALL the fables, ALL the mythologies, ALL the characters and events as being real and superduper perfectly true and awesome magics and parlor tricks, because you can’t just cherry-pick what you like and don’t like, what you agree with and support and don’t support, you can’t just believe in only a contradictory failed fictional rabbi magician superhero character and think you’re going to be immortal and get a new spacesuit body and a glowing shiny bathrobe and sandals to float with the paul to the clouds after teleporting to 1,950 years ago just because you mistakenly were duped to think so (you can’t just personally choose what you believe and support and then think that you’re still going to float to the clouds and help the 7-eyed 7-horned yeshua sheepman atonement goat skylord with the burning fiery eyeballs and sword in his mouth to burn and destroy all the goy cancer kids, sick kids and carnival freaks and then defeat babylon with the paul and then rule the planet from the zion temple after crushing all their skulls under your sandals as the cows are happily dancing in the barn and you’re joyfully eternally singing choir trumpet songs forever), nope, because you have to believe it ALL as in ALL of it, ALL the characters, in ALL the hocus pocus magic and events and ideas and contradictions, ALL the way to the fictional moses, abraham and other desert gurus and characters, ALL the anonymously written fables and things to the noah magical boat captain character, jonah burped onto the beach after being in a fish for 3 days and 3 nights and even ALL the way back to the mesopotamian magical garden and trees and magic apple curse and talking snake and the 7,000 year old universe and flat earth on pillars and everything in between, ALL of it, not just the things you like, agree with and support or can partly agree with or just put up with just this and that but not all that other stuff and then just sweep ALL the other things you don’t care for under the desert tent rug (lol, that’s not the way a perfect divine infallible never wrong perfectly true religious cult and their “script”-tures operates, it’s not a salad bar or smorgasbord where you get to pick the items on your plate), because that’s just personal psychological motives agenda cherry-picking mental gymnastics, unfounded unfactual already proven wrong presuppositions, addiction to ancient desert fairy tales, coping and lying to yourself, which basically means that you don’t even trust yourself about what you read and believe and are just using cognitive dissonance and suspension of disbelief cherry-picked ideas and propaganda to fool yourself as well as others into a dreamscape fantasy world of planetary unthink-onethink, which is delusional, deceitful and charlatanism.
This is actually another good example of the biblical twilight zone clown world primitive logic in the real world today, hmmm? so having an action figure doll of the (on yahweh-jehovah’s command according to the fables narrative) genocidal, ethnic cleansing, scorched-earth military leader, raping and infanticidal Joshua character is fine and supported as a noble “spirit warrior” superhero…BUT it’s not recommended for children under 3 years of age because it could be hazardous to their health, isn’t this the very definition of contradiction, creepy, indoctrination brainwashing and ironic? (I know it must be an awesome exciting superhero toy for kids today to play with in the sand box especially while pretending they can hear the sounds of all the wailing and screaming and growling smashing demolishing and sounds of swords stabbing through hearts, lungs and flesh and hacking limbs off and more screaming wailing and clanging and the stealing and the burning fires crackling and burning homes and people of all ages screaming and the raping virgins all while the loyal obedient soldiers and Moses and Joshua are yelling “Yahweh-Jehovah Is Great and the Best of the Best!” while stabbing and raping and stealing and sacrificing virgins and people and even killing burning all the animals town after town after town after town etc…being all glorious obedient to Yahweh-Jehovah and all that (Kaaapow!..Shmoosh!..Gaaarghkpt!..Waaaa!..Kerthuud!..Ka-Plunkt!..Splaaat!..Ohhhhaarghh!..Whaaack!..Splaaash!..), but it might be just a tad overkill to expose children today to pretend stabbing and burning the donkeys and ducks scenarios in the stories because they are just being donkeys and ducks after all, who btw usually aren’t even religious but are known to be mostly just agnostic vegans and philosophers).
What the heck is going on here? In the Exodus marvel adventures stories, Moses was punished by an angry Yahweh-Jehovah because he struck a rock with his magic wand to get water instead of speaking to the rock (I don’t know what’s wrong with his face either, or who the chef guy is or what he’s planning for the menu, some sort of couscous?), this supposedly happens in the 40th year of the wandering in the desert when they were just on the verge of finally entering Canaan even just days or hours away, and so for Moses’ disobedience and flagrant misuse of superpowers angry Yahweh-Jehovah curses Moses and prevents him from ever entering Canaan (40 years of being a loyal employee and winning the “Employee of the Month” award for 40 years straight!, and then on the day of the company celebratory picnic he just gets the pink slip put in his Hallmark card!…”Thanks a bunch for your loyalty good luck with everything”). Geeez that’s gotta suck, in the 40th frikin year and after all those good times they had!…(the millions of toxic quails plague adventure, stabbing and killing thousands of Israelis for worshipping Aaron’s golden calf, killing thousands by sending fiery venomous biting snakes when they said they were hungry and dying of thirst etc)..it’s almost like whistling a happy tune while finally walking to the official lottery corporation building with the winning lottery numbers ticket you’ve been safely hiding in your shoe box for many years but then a gust of wind blows it out of your hand to the ground and a pigeon swoops down and eats it just 3 steps from the open building doors and you could even already hear the muzak playing from inside. This also supposedly happened just after his wife swooped in and threw a fresh bloody penis foreskin at Moses’ feet which saved his life because furious angry Yahweh-Jehovah decided he was going to rightfully kill Moses right then and there (perhaps even diving in like a Jean Grey doing cartwheels and a somersault throwing it just in the nick of time! wow!), but luckily the fresh bloody penis foreskin pleased angry Yahweh-Jehovah very much and so he changed his mind. But luckily later on there were even more good times adventures and spills, thrills and chills.
Image courtesy from one those official Jehovah’s Witnesses comic books.
Going around wearing 40 year old underwear? Ewww.
Yep, things are looking really, really, really great and hunky-dory, things are going according to the perfect most omniest plan and it’s still awesome, it’s actually genius probably and the most best perfect masterplan and commands, military orders and wrong predictions ever dreamed up by anybody ever in history of the world I truly believe that with all my heart, the holy ghost and thanos darkseid galactus yahweh-jehovah are simply the best writers and historians and scientists ever and who know what they’re doing and going to do and not going to do and where and when they’re going to do or not do it or change their mind and do the opposite according to the perfect ways plans and holy ghosts hocus pocus magic numbers powers adventures they invented from the very start of existence, it’s irrefutable that the bible is the omniest most perfect divine book ever written by anybody anywhere hallelujah.
Well that sure is weird and and strange, it seems that since I was a kid people and various scamming gurus and jimble jamble cultists preachers have been telling me the opposite bullshitism lies information and trying to dupefully gaslight others also by using some sort of twisted deceptive planetary torah-mind onethink mind-virus that implants and spreads the planetary onethink-unthink mind-parasites into even children’s brains before they even knew how to think or read 1 book yet, so the yahweh-jehovah character is clearly the only actual evil boogieman all along in the stories because its been killing, zapping and slaughtering millions of people even way long before the “the satan” literary device character guy was even invented yet from zoroastrianism. Almost just like when finding out for the first time that the tooth fairy, smokey bear and storks delivering babies is actually bullshitism and fake too. But that’s not all! Not only does it admittedly do and command the big nasty grisly murderous monstrous evil, calamities and disturbing plagues-infanticides-cannibalism-disasters things, in Exodus: 4:11 it plainly says…”Yahweh said to him, “Who” gave human beings their mouths? “Who” makes them deaf or mute? “Who” gives them sight or makes them blind? Is it not “I”, the lord Jehovah?”…That’s right! It’s not a typo! That’s straight from the horse’s mouth admitting to being behind people being mute, deaf and blind (which would of course also include all the sicknesses, diseases, cancers, abnormalities, so-called carnival freaks etc etc which it just simply calls “evil” and “calamities”, THIS is its great self-fetishizing bragging claim?! what a great guy hallelujah!), so no wonder a new devil character had to be invented and adapted from Zoroastrianism much later on to hide the inconvenient and disturbing fables truth that it’s truly a morose, twisted and diabolical fictional desert phantasm godling from the very start. And still today preachers, priests, pastors, rabbis, imams, various biblical gurus and especially scamvangelists still hide these facts and lie to the gullibles-masses, pew potatoes and television viewers fables-junkies to instead praise it and even completely love it for doing these things which is truly deceptive brainwashing clown world thinking and mind control diabolical again.
…because my name is jealous because I’m a jealous god, and you shall love me yahweh-jehovah with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind, and with all your strength, you shall love me with every fibre of your being and think only about me, I yahweh-jehovah am a jealous god, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation, so you better love me and really, really love me hard with all your heart, and with all your entire being, and with all your mind, and with all your strength or I will send fearful plagues on you and your descendants, harsh and prolonged disasters, and severe and lingering illnesses, if you don’t love me and only just love me constantly I will afflict you with the boils and with tumors, festering sores and the itch from which you cannot be cured, don’t even think about it and don’t you dare do it and not think about and love me and really, really love me constantly with all your mind and heart and strength at all times, because if you don’t love me and only just me with all your mind and strength and think just about me all the time I will send on you curses, confusion and rebuke in everything you put your hand to, until you are destroyed and come to sudden ruin because you didn’t completely love or think about me with all your strength and mind constantly. The whole world will be consumed by the fire of my jealous anger, my anger and jealousy shall smoke against thee, for a fire is kindled by my anger and burns to the depths of sheol. For the lord thy god yahweh-jehovah is a jealous god among you, lest the anger of the lord thy god be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth. I will drench the land even to the mountains with your flowing blood; and the watercourses will be full of you, blood will be poured out like dust and their entrails like dung, I will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. I yahweh-jehovah gave statutes that were not good and laws through which they could not live, I yahweh-jehovah defiled them through their very gifts in making them offer by fire all their first-born that I might horrify them, I did it and I really, really did it that they might know that I am the yahweh-jehovah god whom you must love with all your heart, mind and strength or else. I make peace and create evil: I the yahweh-jehovah god do all these things whom you must love with all your heart, strength and mind and if you don’t you shall be put to death for not loving me with all your strength, mind and heart. I the amazing yahweh-jehovah god sent venomous snakes among them and they bit the people and many died when I led them to the desert oasis to love me with all their heart, mind and strength and to think only just about me. Behold, I am bringing evil upon them which they cannot escape, though they cry to me I will not listen to them, I am bringing evil upon all flesh, says I the yahweh-jehovah god whom thou love with all your heart, mind and all your strength. I the yahweh-jehovah your god will cause you to eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters, sons and daughters will eat one another’s flesh, parents will eat their children, and children will eat their parents, I will make you happy to seize people’s infants and dash their skulls against the rocks, because you did not love me and really, really love just only me with all your strength, heart and mind constantly. Fee-fi-fo-fum I will plague you with diseases until I have destroyed you from the land, I yahweh-jehovah your god will strike you with wasting disease, with fever and inflammation, with scorching heat and drought, with blight and mildew, which will plague you until you perish, I yahweh-jehovah have a sword, it is sated with blood, I will make my arrows drunk with blood, while my sword devours flesh, the blood of the slain and the captives. Ye may eat flesh, and drink blood, ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth if you love me with all of your heart, mind and strength and think only about me. Their slain will be thrown out, their dead bodies will stink, the mountains will be soaked with their blood, and the sword shall devour, and it shall be satiate and made drunk with their blood. So will I send upon you famine and evil beasts, and they shall bereave thee, and pestilence and blood shall pass through thee, and I will bring the sword upon thee who love me with all their mind, heart and strength. I the yahweh-jehovah have spoken it to those who love me with all their mind, heart and all their strength, I yahweh-jehovah trod down the peoples in my anger, I made them drunk in my wrath and I poured out their lifeblood on the earth. Thus says I yahweh-jehovah…cursed is he who does the work of the yahweh-jehovah with slackness and cursed is he who keeps back his sword from bloodshed, I will prepare thee unto blood, and blood shall pursue thee, sith thou hast not hated blood, even blood shall pursue thee who love me with all their heart, mind and all their strength, I the yahweh-jehovah will send pestilence and blood into the streets, and the wounded shall be judged in the midst of her by the sword upon her on every side, and they shall know that I am the lord yahweh-jehovah whom you must love with all your mind, heart and all your strength or else the swords and your blood and their blood and everyone’s blood including the animal’s blood, when you are playing the piano or violin or cello or drums or harmonica or guitar and yes even synthesizers I want you to think about me and think only just about me with all your mind, heart and strength and the lyrics sure better be just about me and about how you love me all the time and only think about me and you better do it and love just me with all your heart, mind and strength all the time and sing and think just only about me and about how you love me all the time…..or else. (more juicy tidbits about the amazing loving omni-everything just really, really great amazing Master of Disneyland the Universe at unpleasantgodling.ffrf.org)
It’s just more proofs that the yahweh-jehovah has been the most wisest, marvelous, amazing, stupendous, superduper omniest of them all since 6,000 BCE, and probably more awesome than even thanos, darkseid, galactus, azazel, belial, “the” satan, leviathan, beelzebub, samael, astaroth, asmodeus, behemoth, the diabolus horned and goat-footed one, the venus-lucifer, the judderman and tyrannosaurus rex combined hallelujah.
I kid you not, if so-called believers, bible fangirls or even just the ultra-conservative duped gullibles types who believe just about anything their local soapbox guru tells them, knew the actual written narratives (including the nonsensical communistic unthink-onethink theologies espoused by many of the leading characters) or even just the few examples shown here in this post of some of the gruesome, heinous, absurd, repugnant and primitive barbaric things found in their very own bibles and even claimed to be commands and directives of the main desert phantasm-godling book character, they would be appalled, shocked and disgusted to the point of wanting to ban the book from being sold, given or displayed in the libraries, protesters would be picketing stores, seminaries and publishers and radio and television stations to immediately stop the promotion of and selling of the book in stores (whacko-delusional lying televangelists like John Hagee, Franklin Graham and their many like-minded posses of reptilian fraudsters and lying bible metaphysics warlocks (who strangely instead are upset and obsessively fixated on the imaginary “dangers” of a Harry Potter fictional character in a fiction book and by people who ask questions and refuse to accept their mind-virus parasites into their mind) would be taken off the air and charged for promoting its murderous limbs-chopping skulls-crushing horrific blood-drenched contents, all their televised brainwashing assemblies and deceptive esoteric onethink-unthink cult propaganda chatting shows would be cancelled, and you can be sure they would do the same if they were instead found in MAD or Cracked magazine or in the comics, if Darkseid, Thanos or Galactus or anybody was written as the main villain doing and promoting the same then they would be doing a nation-wide protest to get the comics out of the stores and schools and rated as XXX for graphic violence, condoning sexual slavery and for promoting mass murders and infanticide and even cannibalism), and many people even still today deny that this is in fact an actual clown world vortex mindtrap and brainwashing modus operandi psyop situation of trying to install mind control parasites and then using their manual to spread a onethink-unthink mind-virus to destroy personalities and identities and real history facts fitting for a Twilight Zone and Outer Limits episode?
Visualization of the moment just before the really, really great yahweh-jehovah floated down to Adam and Eve in the Mesopotamian magical Garden of Evil Garden of Eden to see what’s going on and asking “where is everybody?” and asking some questions about “duuuuh what’s going on? who’s all talking down here?” (except the earth was flat and on pillars back then of course…however not long afterwards he decided to invent dinosaurs because he really liked their cool teeth and fangs and let them rule the planet for hundreds of millions of years, then he got bored of them because all they ever did was eat and running around trying to eat more and just eating more after that and fighting over leftovers and then eating each other for hundreds of millions of years and even becoming leftovers for other eaters who are just eating and eating leftovers before running to eat something else and that’s it and nothing else and so he sent meteors and asteroids to zap them into fossils, then he eventually invented a bunch of Ice Ages and later on various other humanoids to trick and play games with for hundreds of thousands of years (he also then invented mammoths and cave bears because he liked watching the mammoths hunts and cave bears chasing humans up trees from the clouds living room while eating popcorn), then after that he invented the world’s first, greatest and most popular and exciting wave pool ride ever in history along with kangaroos, penguins, anglerfish, carnival freaks (for entertainment) and the ever popular parasites and ebola, and then as a glorious final just really, really, really great whipped cream with a cherry on top it then invented leprosy, boils, blindness, pestilences, bubonic plague and other plagues, cancers, multiple sclerosis (and a bunch of other things only found in medical textbooks) and fiery biting snakes to liven things up for exciting deserts shenanigians blessings hallelujah).
This one is just really, really great and an awesome example of a primitive parlor trick in a letter not only needing no evidence or facts or even logic but it’s also where the actual delusional one who is deluded (aka “delusionee”) is writing/claiming that those who are rational, have real facts and evidences and are being real thinking people in the actual real world reality, that instead if they don’t believe his personal pretend world delusional ideas then they are delusional or will be delusional if they don’t follow the directions and ideas of the writer who’s claiming that he’s “the Paul” and original founder of the new Paulianity sect religion, even going so far as to write that his god yahweh-jehovah will himself personally send out the delusions into people to make them delusional, lol that’s quite the tricky sly nonsensical absurd claim attempt and twilight zone fantasy thinking, but that kind of new apostle-witchery threats and pretend pen and ink conjuration magic doesn’t fool me. However it should also be noted, the letter 2 Thessalonians is regarded by many unbiased critical biblical scholars to be a later forgery by someone who’s only pretending to be the Paul guru (with very valid evidences to support that view and even holding the view that 1/2 of the letters attributed to the Paul are also likewise later forged letters, the early centuries of Christianity/Paulianity was filled with numerous forged letters, gospels and fraudulent writings actually, and it was very common especially when his promised zombiepocalypse failed doomsday skylord didn’t appear to give out brand new spacesuit bodies floating to the clouds during his lifetime as 100% guaranteed by him and his new skylord he thought up in his brains). However, even the basic logic of the writer’s claims is absolute rubbish nonsense on multiple levels and seems like something a grade 3 child thought up, or like a desperate feeble attempt by an 8 year old John Hagee or Jim Bakker to hide their contradictions and failed predictions to get what they want…(…”My boogieman skylord will scramble your brains with delusions and then fire burn torture you for having them and let the new devil boogieman own you if you don’t do and believe exactly as this letter says because I wrote it and I’m always right because I say so hallelujah so there”)…because it basically means you’re damned if you do believe in the new sectarian religion ideas as well as damned if you don’t believe in the new sectarian theologies (which includes believing in ALL his personal magical thinking, believing in ALL his Torah fairy tales, ALL the way from before the magical Mesopotamian garden, the talking snake, magical trees and the magic fruit curse etc…believing ALL of it), now that’s a really, really great pen and ink bullshitism scam parlor trick to try to gaslight and mind control some illiterate bumpkin dupes that’s for sure lol, he even supposedly writes that he wishes his enemies the other apostles would all just go and cut their entire penises and testicles off, as in not just their kielbasa but their entire everything included manhood package! Hmmm? he sounds sort of magical thinking obsessed and delusional. Check out my previous post about just some of the delusional mental problems, torturously boring theological pretend worlds fantasies, lying bizarre claims and failed promises of the supposed new magical Paul guru and his personal new doomsday cult lackeys minions.
Hmmm?…so it’s recorded as personally creating the evil and sending delusions into people and sending evil and lying spirits into people so that they will be deceived and then he can burn them eternally for not obeying his commands, rules and for not praising and loving him constantly, yep this thunder and lightning and volcanic sulfur and puff of smoke above a desert tent yahweh-jehovah trickster deity character (who’s also the father of the much later yeshua riddles-speaking coin in a fish mouth magic tricks character, or is him, or is him most of the time, or just some of the time, or actually none of the time or whatever) sure must be the one and only most wise all-knowing, full of omni-reason, omni-logic, omni-rational and omni-everything of them all and shows that he can just do whatever it wants anyway and it’s never wrong and so you should always trust it at all times and believe him even when he’s deceiving-tricking you to become delusional so he can burn you eternally because he loves you and you should praise and worship it because he’s just gosh darn swell and just the best and omniest just like the writing guru wrote, so much so that his special anonymous scribes writing his inspired divine secrets can’t even figure out if it’s him or the venus-lucifer-satan-diabolus phantasm boogieman doing it or if it’s just the venus-lucifer-diabolus phantasm boogieman all along only just pretending to be the desert puff of smoke. Now that’s a god you definitely should listen to and worship and love and praise constantly because some desert scribe/guru somewhere at sometime said so and wants it to be so for his own personal reasons and that’s the gospels truth hallelujah.
Just a few of many similar examples that when you’re writing your great omni-everything perfect manual and magical deserts hocus pocus scrolls books you simply have to let the humanoids know what’s going on and what you’re talking about otherwise they could get duped by the Satan (or the Venus-Lucifer or the Azazel or the Beelzebub or Samael or Astaroth or Asmodeus or Behemoth or Belial or Leviathan or the Diabolus-Devil guy etc) or by the Yahweh-Jehovah or sometimes even by both of them at the same time because they’re on the same team anyway hallelujah. It’s really amazing and astonishing how many humanoids have traded in their 21st century brains to instead have and use a mega-superstitious mega-ethnocentric Anti-Goys Bronze-Iron Age deserts brains and that they even have no clue from their very own used scrolls-manuals how the so-called “Devil” and “Satan” literary device character is really just an imported concept from Zoroastrianism and other Iron Age Levant religions that is NOT found anywhere in the earliest OT biblical text, and how the biblical Satan character is actually really just the same biblical local tribal Yahweh-Jehovah godling character just under a different name, how at first he originated as a personality trait of his, then used as a title not a person, and then only later still transformed (mutated) into a proper noun as a specific personal heavenly errand boy angel/lackey, before transforming into Yahweh-Jehovah’s personal prosecuting attorney and then (after incorporating Zoroastrian concepts and beliefs after the Babylonian Exile) mutating again and “given” a kingdom and realms and his own personal army of angels and even power and authority over the entire earth to rule as a new “God of the World” with powerful deserts cooties powers (instead of being just simply immediately defeated with a snap of its fingers already and out of the picture and problem solved because that would make too much sense or be nonsensical or even both Glo-Ry!), and then later still even miraculously turned into a magical garden snake who teleports backwards in time from ancient Mesopotamia and completely duped his maker who had no clue etc, which is even admitted and proven by the biblical texts and narratives as unequivocally shown in my previous post, like I said who needs a much later new on the scene invented “Satan/Devil/Venus-Lucifer” literary device boogieman character anyway when you already have the supposedly omni-everything one and only original desert boogieman doing the jobs of both of them from the very start in the first place and even admitting it in his own written manual (it even admits in his very own book which he wrote that he creates the evil, that he personally sends out lying spirits and delusions spirits into people to make them liars and delusional including his own groupies followers, that he sends the demon angels to kill, that he orders the plagues, diseases, killings, blood sacrifices, burnings, stabbing children and babies etc, and all this quite a few centuries before a devil character was even invented), it’s simply not efficient having multiple characters doing the same things and is a blatant case of overstaffing needlessly and so not very omni-anything whatsoever.
When in the same stories the local desert genie/storm-warrior god character is the yahweh-jehovah-satan AND simultaneously the satan-yahweh-jehovah (as well as the satan-jehovah-yahweh AND jehovah-yahweh-satan characters [and probably most importantly the yahweh-satan-jehovah and jehovah-satan-yahweh]), then it’s obvious what’s going on and who is being duped by who and who the real culprit behind the venus-lucifer is hallelujah.
You know, if the fictional literary device Satan character was as crafty clever and powerful in control of the planet and human minds, especially as many evangelicals and scamvangelists like to think and claim, then I suppose he (along with his own armies of personal angels helpers) could easily have written a set of and bunch of books with enough contradictory ideas, claims, metaphysical magical thinking, hocus pocus magic tricks, errors, mistakes, failed guarantees and vague readings that would allow humans to make numerous translations and to argue with each other to the point of bloodshed and even kill other Christians in the name of their god and superheroes. Why if he was that clever and powerful in control then he could even get people to believe the books as being written by a supposed god of the universe and by various anonymous desert wizards who were also gods with magic powers and so the people would be blinded to not even see the numerous contradictions, errors and problems but instead just think it’s perfect divine stories while in actuality it was written mostly by anonymous fiction writers. Why Satan could easily have done that if he’s so in control and crafty clever in charge of human nature, the planet and controlling minds by implanting and spreading delusions. why he could then basically be anyone or do or claim anything that served his purpose and agendas because the people were brainwashed deceived under his power without them even realizing it, why he could then easily trick them to believe fables fantasies and things as being real and not know about the actual real god of the universe or reality and read the actual real inerrant divine perfect books of perfect truths and proofs with absolutely no errors, nonsense, mistakes and failed wrong predictions whatsoever, because he instead with his crafty clever powers entered all their minds and deceived them to believe the lies without the people even realizing they were being gaslit brainwashed-deluded in a pretend world mindprison mindtrap. Heck, the bible even wrote that Satan is God of this world and Ruler of this World and we know somebody wrote it because that’s what somebody somewhere wrote so that means he could probably fool people to think, reason, examine claims, ask questions and require proof facts and evidences about things instead of being a gullible believe anything slave-bride culled sheep-slave to the fictional bible fables that some guy wrote somewhere in the deserts to trick them into his own personal mindprison mindtrap to brainwash them to become loyal planetary unthink-onethink torah-zombies believers minions and disprove the dinosaurs.
If the world today only righteously followed the biblical yahweh-jehovah ol’ time religion ways and divinely given orders today it would be a much more just and perfect ol’ time religion yahweh-jehovah biblical world and societies and just awesome (who also happens to be the father of the much later rabbi yeshua fishsticks magician-exorcist guy, or is him, or is him most of the time, or just some of the time, or actually none of the time or whatever the latest mutated personal psychological motives dreamscape ideas are the latest invented pretend world fads-ideas beliefisms). Actually, this is just another glorious proof on top of all the other really-really great omnipotent, all-knowing, superduper-smart, omni-tard omni-everything perfect yahweh-jehovah-yeshua-venus-lucifer proofs laws and commands that he gave such as forcing rape victims into marrying their rapists, infanticides, genocides, ethnic cleansings, slave-owning and beatings, cannibalism, babies skull-crushing and other skull-crushings promises and blood magic sacrificings etc etc etc, which are all undeniable proofs evidences that the yahweh-jehovah-yeshua-venus-lucifer is the most perfect best of them all and he knows what he’s talking about and what he’s doing because he even wrote so in his very own perfect never wrong book which he wrote so he oughta know what the heck he’s commanding and doing hallelujah.
Spoiler Alert: The invented Yahweh-Jehovah boogieman character and the much later invented Satan boogieman character (including the Venus-Lucifer, Azazel, Belial, Diabolus-Devil, Leviathan, Samael, Astaroth, Asmodeus, Behemoth, Beelzebub etc) are both actually the same fictional desert boogieman character just under different names at different times because they’re ancient literary devices used for different stories and magical thinking theological and personal psychological motives agendas, sometimes they’re even clearly shown to be on the same team but they’re actually still only the same player character basically performing a dual role just like playing Atari Pong against himself to fool and entertain everyone in the room with amazement.
This one would fit in better at my post “Yahweh-Jehovah Relocates From Mesopotamia, Divorces His Wife, Changes His Name and Starts A New Religious Cult In The Levant“, but it presents the conundrum that has perplexed novel writers and priests for thousands of years…Why the Yahweh-Jehovah had absolutely no clue about even just the at least 12,000 year old Gobekli Tepe site peoples?, who may even very well be the ancient Hyperboreans who came down to build the various structures as alluded to by Herodotus in the 5th century BCE (which just fyi was ancient Anatolia and not Turkey yet because Turkish tribes didn’t arrive there until the 11th century). Or perhaps it’s just that he did know about them and that was actually how he got the whole idea in the first place to make Adam and Eve at the ancient Mesopotamian garden? We know that the nomadic hunter-gatherers inhabiting most of Eurasia during and just after the last Ice Age eventually started building these oldest found communities and their esoteric mystical religious citadel centers and stone age paranormal manifestations cathedrals (oldest so far, because surrounding around and underneath are even older built structures not unearthed and examined yet), but why would the mighty Yahweh-Jehovah not just zap them from the very start for being heretical disobedient peoples before they even started building and making art and monuments? Could it be that the Eden garden talking snake was actually just an allegory about one of these Gobekli Tepe people who travelled looking for figs or berries of some sort and eventually just arrived at the Eden garden by a fluke accident because he got lost? Maybe he was eventually just picking apples or peaches in Eden then? Or perhaps Adam and Eve only thought he was a snake because he was wearing snakeskin boots or a snakeskin jacket? and was telling them about the secrets he knew of how to make wine and top notch hooch etc while wearing the snakeskins clothing which made him seem all wise and stuff? Which the mighty Yahweh-Jehovah then thought was just way too risky for them to know about? It could even very well be the location of where the actual real Conan had his famous Battle of the Mounds as per written sources mentions and alluded to by the historian Herodotus in the 5th century BCE. (I know, I know what the various apostle-yahweh-jehovah-witches and pretend world fundamentals are probably thinking…”Oh that’s not real, it’s just special effects and invented, it’s a lie from the pointy-eared, goat-footed caped one Prince of the Underworld” or “That’s not real history, that was just built by the demons trying to trick us from being loyal to Yahweh-Jehovah and his minions writers who know the real truths” or “That was just built by the Nephilim trying to make a temple for Azazel and his angels and the garden snake” or “No, no, no, that was built by Abraham or Moses or by Noah after the flood or by the rabbi Yeshua magic man character after time travel teleporting backwards or by Jacob after his all-night wrestling match” or “No it was built by Nimrod after his Tower of Babel got destroyed” or this and that and such and such and similar delusional twilight zone answers, but the real world and real history is very, very different from pretend world and pretend history)…and on top of that real world real history is also much more interesting than primitive desert fairy tales and superstitions pretend world. And this is precisely why the various yahweh-jehovah-witches, myths scribblers and their theological apparatchiks minions are always trying to deceive people with their mind-virus to especially NOT know about the real world and NOT know the real history, heck that’s their whole modus operandi scam plan and reason for existing because they know very well that reality and real world truths will always defeat invented desert fables and concocted pretend world myths each and every time, real space-time will ALWAYS defeat anonymous desert liars and fables writers and they are afraid of that fact (which is why they try so obsessively hard to spread their deceiving mind-virus and install the mind-parasites which will become their new mind that believes in only pretend world and fables-fantasies instead of the real world (a mind that is not actually a thinking humanoid mind anymore but is a foreign mind-parasite only pretending to be their mind sort of like the Cymothoa exigua except it’s the mind of the unaware that has been replaced instead of their tongue (e.g. – blood magic and magic apple curses will replace the laws of thermodynamics and motion, various other curses and cooties powers will replace the law of gravity, psychological motives pretend world wishful thinking/hoping will replace the laws of cause and effect, electromagnetism will be regarded as demonic powers and heretical, as well as using magic numbers, ghost tongues-babbling giberish and dreamy-dreams to redefine the values and existence of the speed of light, law of refraction and the periodic table of elements, etc, etc, etc), see also “700 Bible Inconsistencies” that are to them not inconsistencies but instead mind-parasites glorious literal divine truth of truths that they would even be willing to happily die with glee and give away all their possessions to the unfashionable just to hopefully further spread the mind-virus into other’s brains to keep the mind-parasites alive, but there’s lots more inconsistencies than even just that). But even about just this specific topic, the main thing is that it seems very strange that the supposed mighty all-knowing omnipresent omni-everything Yahweh-Jehovah had absolutely no clue about a talking snake but also it didn’t know about anything that was going on or about any of the other peoples existing and living on the planet before he made his magical fruit garden or even before his universe which sure is weird hallelujah.
This one I added because it’s also about uncanny fulfilled prophecy instances which prove they were probably the esoteric secrets sent to Stephen King by the Yahweh-Jehovah desert cacodemon phantasm back in the 1970’s to write his novel inspired by the holy ghost and events which happened exactly just as predicted, with included in-depth plots analysis and commentary by a biblical prophecy expert who will explain the metaphors, symbologies, magic numbers and written esoteric secrets and new out of context special effects that most people don’t comprehend or even knew existed because they were figuratively, symbologically using metaphors and allegories fulfilled using suspension of disbelief probably just as predicted by the “script-tures” (As well as explain the original film script before it was reworked, edited and changed by other later scriptwriters, aka ghostwriters, who added/changed plots and characters and we don’t even know who they are or even named in the film credits, as well as discus and explain what the characters said and meant and what happened but also what the characters really meant and what really happened, as well as the different contradictory versions of events and characters taking place in the same film script-tures script etc), which were foretold in their dreams stories by some anonymous guys in the desert somewhere during the Iron Age but which never happened in the real world reality which proves something.

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